The Total War Game That Adds The WHOLE WORLD - Medieval 2

[@iSorrowproductions]

leb loike

[@emo_girlbymgk8181]

iSorrowproductions slough world conquest when?

[@annilator3000]

I love you

[@rileyquinn3929]

I need a hug

[@augustogoldschmidt6112]

ur gay

[@Jsay18]

Thera Total War or Planet Total War, both can be pretty memey.

[@sarcasmal5744]

ISP used to joke about hating life. Now I honestly can just hear the pain in his voice.

[@bumdeben9366]

*he used to joke, now je doesn't* he*

[@festethephule7553]

@@bumdeben9366 Could you not just...replace your typo?

[@bumdeben9366]

@@festethephule7553 because I'm lazy

[@festethephule7553]

@@bumdeben9366 No but, you already went to the effort of editing the thing. What's the point?

[@festethephule7553]

@dA nUbS No problem, I'm just puzzled.

[@sampatterson8986]

I'm really looking forward to Slough Total War where we get to fight over the Tesco Express

[@elephantseal1817]

*dabs in korean*

[@davidtorralvo4167]

The final boss is the big bite ceo

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

Communism rises in slough. Kardashians ass lowers on Kanye. What a world we live in.

[@secretblaze1235]

Gawain what the hell r u talking about? Communism always existed in slough. Ask jeromy corbyn

[@aperry8810]

A mission from the council of chavs: Take settlement: Tesco Express Time: 15 turns

[@benvaughan2171]

Loved the part in the history of the world book when the Mughals conquered Australia and sacked Zagreb

[@marny3559]

And when they built a giant brothel in Constantinople after destroying the Theodosian Walls with elephant mounted Naffatun

[@benvaughan2171]

And the time the crusade was cancelled because the armies were incompotent

[@zerosuitsamus2340]

And also pissing Austrian by sacking every settlement so we can hire molotov elephant.

[@Darkside-tr3sx]

Bob Ross's Stunt Double And the time when the second crusade was also cancelled because no one really gave a shit.

[@doctoroctopus2620]

Bob Ross's Stunt Double But that actually happened

[@hanseirikopsahl720]

"Nothing even bad happens when i sack them" Proceeds to kill 13000 people

[@flachzange1614]

Sounds like a Mongolian to me. And the Moguhls are technically Mongolians.

[@aaronrussell16]

Can we have medieval 2 total war artillery only?!

[@thatguy3421]

which artillery? The heavy bombard? Elephants that fire fire arrows or use massive cannons

[@yodaiam9305]

@Mr. Kustogg's Bizarre Adventure the trebuchet and mangonels would like to have a word

[@TheDirtysouthfan]

@Mr. Kustogg's Bizarre Adventure Not true, you just have armies of Ballistas, Catapults and Trebuchets. Which balances out because the AI often recruits armies like that.

[@RandomPerson-jo7cw]

Japanese Jesus only

[@poo_ass4174]

Empire total war drummers only

[@lechangeling6056]

"Who doesn't like a bunch of naked Indians ?" /Basically Leon Trotsky, 2019/

[@benvaughan2171]

He is featured in the sex offender shuffle

[@thatundeadlegacy2985]

Basically comunism

[@junkoxeno_7734]

LORD FARQUAAD IN JAPAN?! HOW COULD THE SHOGUNATE LET SUCH HORRORS INTO OUR LANDS

[@lukasicic9936]

Shamefur dispray!!!

[@michaelbollinger8060]

Its probably because game starts in 1060-80? And first shogun wasnt around until 1192 lol

[@orangephoenixbrazier4978]

Michael Bollinger r/whoosh

[@Kapita_Lismus]

Empire Total War: "I made whole of France be represented by one settlement" Eras: "Watch me"

[@Rikrockify]

When you are almost a decade old but still one of the most played games of your incredibly successful franchise with a huge modding community. Feelsmedeival2man.

[@davidluchko8338]

Rikrockify or mount and blade warband.

[@Rikrockify]

@@callan6499 Your right I just didn't bother looking it up. Just trying to make people aware of what a gem it is so they will re-release it with updated graphics and STOP CLINGING TO THE FUCKING SOURCE CODE SO THAT WE MAY FINALLY HAVE MODS WITH AS MANY UNITS AS WE WANT AND A PROPER LAA MODIFICATION TO THE .EXE FILES INSTEAD OF WHAT WE HAVE NOW.

[@justinfanter3620]

David Luchko mount and blade warband is straight gold

[@elumiomerk4013]

@@davidluchko8338 Dude imagine if you can play total war battles in either its current way or in the mount and blade way?

[@patrickhildebrandt9328]

@@elumiomerk4013 why not both

[@HamzaPKR]

Taiwan was not settled by the Chinese at this point. The closest kin of the native Taiwanese are I believe the Filipinos (austroasiatic peoples). That explains why they dont look Chinese.

[@jake42731]

philippinos are not the closest, the closest people to native taiwanese are maori, tongans, samoans, hawaiians and other pacific islanders, filipinos are close but separated by 8 thousand years

[@wetshoelaze1055]

“Once again the units have been modelled fairly decently” *Shows a bunch of shields with swastikas*

[@ingratus8160]

The Germans took the swastika from the Hindus and other cultures, not the other way around.

[@wetshoelaze1055]

Cool Guy Caleb I know I just thought it was funny

[@ingratus8160]

:(

[@thessop9439]

@Johan Jacobs Also the ying yang believe it or not

[@jaredmarks472]

The Japanese unit cards were taken from the Rise of the Samurai DLC. That's why they look bad

[@khankhomrad8855]

Rise of the samurai. They look bad because they were resized. Add to that the fact that the originals were ment to be rectangular and in medieval the dude made them into squares and you have a weird jpg. P.S: the monk is from Darth's Shogun II mod I think.

[@josephcardwell24]

Are the flags from eu4 and the unit models from somewhere I can’t put my finger on (I wan to say tws2)

[@jpetras16]

Am I the only one who likes Rise of the Samurai? It's completely historically accurate and it's meant to be harder with more of a reliance on levy units. Samurai's aren't cost-effective so you can't just spam them to win. Everything about it is unique even the naval battles. People who don't like it either never gave it a chance or don't understand anything about the time period.

[@LostSoul340]

@@jpetras16 Personally i loved it, had to be smarter on the battle field and diplomatic wise.

[@jasonpratt5126]

5:00 "Legitimately the cheapest battle I've ever had..." -- Ah, back in the old days of Shogun 1, this was the ideal setup I sought for every fight! (If I couldn't get a bridge defense.)

[@snoopsauce6294]

Stainless Steel in the late era playing as the khwarezmid empire Nothing could go wrong *wink*

[@Nere_]

Alternatively, Broken Crescent as the Kara Khitai. You have like 80 turns for preparation...

[@grimgoreironhide9985]

@@Nere_ Conquer India as soon as possible.

[@carltonleboss]

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

[@Scorchluck]

"Krakow - is the key of the Europe" - J.C. Denton, XIII marshal of French army

[@mieszczuch]

*the bomb of the Europe.

[@seanseanston]

A bomb's a poor choice for European conquest.

[@JLrapel492]

Jajaj, I just have to ask: Why?, because the treath named tsardom of russia/the USSR?

[@JLrapel492]

@@mieszczuch ahh, the prhase was said in WW 2?; that explain it. Thanks xd.

[@theduchyofmilanball3157]

"You look away for a few minutes and they'll own half the world" Literally Ryukyu in eu4

[@ciaranreed91]

Should have done a single elephant to Moscow.

[@khankhomrad8855]

Trampling to Moscow

[@Michal_S.]

13:03 The best laughter I've heard from someone in a long while xd

[@hunterstaszcuk8277]

9:22 pewdiepie running from t-series 1550 (colorized).

[@korbilicious]

Pewdiepie: *The battle is lost, but the war is not over!*

[@Cjnw]

PussyPie

[@henrybeast9113]

ISP: I Have the top of the hill OBI-WAN: HELLO THERE

[@TPS.777]

You don’t need the whole world l because all you need is Hong Kong Please do another Hong Kong mod for HOI4 video

[@godji9396]

Fuck me the Hong Kong mod actually existed

[@essexclass8168]

HK 416 is all you need

[@godji9396]

@Jasper Atkinson I have watched it, I just forgot that was like 2 years ago jeez

[@imnotheresogoaway8098]

BONG DONG

[@Tyler360]

5:45 Taiwan was inhabited by Aborgines until the 1600s.

[@thatevlcanadian]

Actually the depiction of Taiwanese natives could be close, as they were Austronesian

[@sleekotter1109]

00:35 >plugging the life support back in. *Winnie the Poo* >plugging the *like* support back in. *posh Winnie the Poo*

[@pessimisticroach4117]

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat.

[@swishtango5468]

"Adds the ENTIRE world, that's the title of the video." Title is Adds The WHOLE WORLD.....

[@diranbodossian6061]

LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE

[@HTPCYMC]

But the real question is: does it add the round world or the flat world?

[@silastroldtoft7338]

It’s flat of couse

[@dominicperez3777]

In all seriousness Medieval 2 is set on a confined map where you're only able to move within the map, but not move outside the map. You can't transport yourself to the other side of the world from going left or right to the edge of the map. I mean you could transport by cheating via console command that's the closest thing of doing it. But yeah. It's a *flat world!* It's not Empire Total War where you can move from one region of the world to another.

[@pyroparagon8945]

@Michael Martin time is a cube, so it the world.

[@randomelk9801]

4:07 Walkk tru waall

[@tyrakodyrg2511]

He had the high ground.

[@henkilepsilon6396]

Someone should recreate the Ironside intro in real life for ISP. We need to keep feeding this meme until it consumes what little remains of his soul, so that his soulless husk can usher forth a new world order.

[@inquisitorialllama638]

Yay!! All hail the Eternal Corpse-Emperor ISP!!!

[@bernardbabic1081]

There is a World of warcraft mod for Medieval TW 2, basically the WoW world with good units, doesn't crash too often.

[@letsplaygames678]

"nothing wrong here, they're all just naked" *Ignores Swastika on their shields*

[@kevinzhu6417]

its also a buddhist symbol. was weird when i was a kid visiting my local temple and seeing the thing everywhere until my dad explained to me

[@NextGenerationUmmah]

Yeah swastikas are cloths too

[@JLrapel492]

@@kevinzhu6417 where are you from, dude?

[@seanlivesley5424]

I would recommend you to play Morning Sun for Shogun 2, it adds in Korea, China and Mongolia to the map with their own unique units.

[@TheGreatGrumbolio]

A good mod combo is third age total war combined with the sub mod divide and conquer if you're feeling like some good old lord of the rings.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

BOTET is also a great total conversion, he should try them both :D Btw does the sub mod fix the weak economy? its a real pain x.x

[@TheGreatGrumbolio]

@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi it leans in to the whole weak economy thing actually.

[@demean2]

For people who have trouble keeping medieval 2 from crashing: Download Large Adres Aware and set the RAM limit to 2gb on kingdoms.exe. This works for mods too.

[@strategossable1366]

8:47 Cercei Lannister wants to know your location

[@mouseprotector5081]

believe it or not the Taiwanese Aboriginals were Polynesian so likely had a culture and tech level similaer to that of the Native americans so that parts actually surprisingly accurate.

[@MrBreaknet]

ISP: FYI during the medieval era, Taiwan was inhabited by Austronesian tribes. +1 for realism over there.

[@touko_nanami]

The reason that the Taiwanese look brown is because aboriginal Taiwanese were related to the Austronesian people. Han Chinese didn’t start colonizing the island until much layer

[@addisondeweese2646]

You should do the elder scrolls mod for Med2, I mean imagine the memes

[@josemabravob]

*_AH YES, I remember when Jesus travelled to Japan and T-POSED_*

[@Flow86767]

Play total war again: *Oh shut here we go again*

[@aidancampbell6926]

7:19 shh! Don't tell KZbin! Hide the shields!

[@snoopsauce6294]

If your mods crash your game install the 4 gb patch found online, it allows medieval 2 to access 4 gb of RAM which crashes your game less when playing mods

[@doktordeutschland1806]

5:00 You cannot win Anakin. I have the high ground

[@ServantOfSatania]

Medieval 2 - Crusade on Kraków

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

Third Age Total War Isengard Have fun.

[@tylerrisner6122]

A really interesting Medieval 2 mod to try if you haven't already is Planetwar. Its interesting, especially when you recruit mercenary armies of Teletubbies and Krogan Warriors to trample a army of Demons from DOOM into the ground.

[@revenger6987]

In Taiwan wasn't Chinese until the Europeans take the island and use them as farmers so they were imported from China.

[@Brakiros]

India had a long tradition of using mounted elephant warriors called Varu, don't know if they still used them during that specific time period. But Varu were walking tanks

[@michaelweston409]

Ben Wilson was in around the 400BC the main Indian empire had a army of 9,000 war elephants and 250,000 infantry troops. There were dozens even hundreds other smaller kingdoms that made up chockmark India during this time. That’s the reason why Alexander the Great had to give up his ambition of ever conquering India with his army of 40-80,000 Macedonians.

[@FunkyMonkeyI]

ISP the overlord of the world and always sounds bored when he conquers his enemies.

[@HeliosSoI]

*ISP scroll the comments of latest video. *sees artillery only comment request on a diffrent game. ISP:"Ah shit, here we go again."

[@urban_hoplite7593]

Omg I never thought that that mod of any would be shown

[@carnationgibbongaming6032]

4:08 Your father get's killed in an anime and you realize that it was your brother who did it.

[@luizfilipecouto1030]

7:17 SWASTIKA BOYS

[@akezhantoleukhan2510]

6:03 it's nomadic people's village, these house are like constructor and can be moved,doesn't explain why Taiwanese have them though

[@samiamrg7]

*Mughals invade Austria* “You thought it was the Ottomans, but it was me, Mughals the whole time!”

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The whole world belongs to Slough

[@thomasturner6980]

Next update total war will become Stellaris

[@kmav2213]

Elmo came with the AK47

[@awesomebrothers5948]

5:41 I didn’t know that isorrowproductions had the help of the devil, oh wait

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

The Native Taiwanese were Polynesian, which explains the "Native American" look used for them

[@nicoliethybirbyt4165]

5:40 the total war version of wolfenstiens d-day

[@Tsukuyomi28]

Those are the unit portraits for shogun 2 rise of the samurai lol.

[@ksushaxo3282]

Taivanian natives realy look like this

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

Aah now we can march our artillery only battalions from Washington to Moscow!

[@walnzell9328]

Medieval 2: Modders can create new lands. Three Kingdoms: Modders can change the UI.

[@dlrowolleh5855]

*Ah shit here we go again* Lmao that new intro

[@kanekaiser63]

Has anyone notice that the person just copy and pasted the unit cards from Rise of the Samurai

[@jibster8849]

I read the first few words and I thought, “ah empire total war” and then I read “medieval”

[@jimishimo855]

You should play this game called Medieval 2 trust me (Also cool math games)

[@maitlandlowe8101]

Im pretty happy that the "AWWWWW shit, here we go again" meme has regained relevance.

[@joossieka]

A video on third age (especially with DAC) Would be awesome!! IT HAS GIANT ELEPHANTS

[@thekingcreeperissexy]

Sometimes, you just gotta flame elephant them all.

[@lucasbiniok781]

I have just discovered your channel today and I have already watched like 10 videos. You are so funny, keep up the great work.

[@totalwar1793]

4:50 I have the high ground now!

[@schlatta-dirtydeeds9351]

9:40 As a Swede, I fully agree!

[@gnotter7676]

tfw you never play this game except for today and this video shows up.

[@liberalaco829]

Are you saying. IT ADDS ZA WARUDO?

[@apolloking8736]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@ericjohnson5912]

guys laugh it’s from jojo

[@bb193plays8]

remember in vic2 when yur defending on a mountin and you kill like 3 mil british dudes in scotland

[@diomedesperdomogarcia9410]

The Unit size!!!! lmfao everytime i go back to game i havent played for years

[@ishlazz1307]

5:11 it's over korean!, I have the high ground!

[@marko43zla23]

13:03 this laugh is golden

[@MrGuano11]

2:00 We were Samurais.

[@austinturner8373]

I'm glad Trotsky makes us videos

[@radicalrations3872]

Just camp the bridge with arty and let the French keep coming

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

8:42 I didn't knew the Byzantines were Chinese!

[@mr.foxtrot1381]

What if the Chinese were Byzantines

[@enigmaticvaran6597]

Alaska: Am I a joke to you?

[@patrikcath1025]

"We need to take out Ryukyu" Was that a Pravus reference

[@mountainshark2388]

wait a minute those are rise of the samurai unit cards :@

[@raikbarczynski6582]

yup

[@1219nan]

I think the unit cards for Japan are from Shogun 2:ROTS

[@scipioafricanus6417]

Play the Therra total wawr mod for med 2! it features weird romans fighting shrek and teutonic knights. There´s a skyrim and a zelda mod too!

[@davidquezada50]

I heard krakow Was never took by force until HE came.....

[@thelakeman2538]

Taiwanese aborignes are a real thing , they are quite interesting too.

[@noahvisser]

Taiwan was inhabited by the polynesians, so the native people make some sense.

[@novideoshereable]

Victoria 2 Krakow playthrough when iSorrowproductions? You can't run from the inevitable forever.

[@harrisonmurray3479]

You used the Pet Samurai Helmet from Helmet Heroes in the thumbnail!

[@ronaldberg3369]

When Europe can’t take krakow but ISP does just for the memes

[@tprice1735]

When Shogun Total War meets Medieval Total War. 💀