The Best Game Ever Made - Medieval 2 Total War

[@bigj1905]

“The pope will decide your fate!” “I AM THE POPE”

[@kenetickups6146]

Jacob Toler Not yet

[@LoneWanderer101]

So it's heresy then... *Pulls out crucifix*

[@prasish]

@@LoneWanderer101 *epic battle begin*

[@rgm96x49]

@@LoneWanderer101 Pope_spin.mkv

[@tonytruong861]

"It's Heresy then." Crucifix turns into longsword.

[@blackace5744]

Sabaton are already writing a song about random super soldier guy.

[@caspramio]

they did, it's called the Last Stand... they say is about a bunch of Swiss Guards against a Mercenary Army, but is to keep hidden this story.

[@DevonCL101]

I just can't wait for Paradox to sell it to me so I can listen to it in a map game.

[@SwordlordRoy]

His name is Ollanius Pius.

[@jacksonl.2201]

Dave the Papal Guard, an undying warrior of god.

[@flotnar2512]

HE STOOD ALONE FOR THE GLORY OF ROME

[@TheMaskedSam]

1 man defending a castle, he decides to go out and charge enemy bravely, he sees entire army, he gets back and close the gate behind him. 10/10

[@josephstalin9046]

He had the sigma male grindset

[@venezuelaanimations3732]

Man really oneshotted two dudes

[@venezuelaanimations3732]

Whilst running away

[@ksalphalcsihp1252]

13:42 this is what the comment means...

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@HTPCYMC]

If Medieval 2 Total War is so great, then why isn’t there a Medieval 2 2 Total War?

[@tylerfisher5887]

Medieval 2 totwol war

[@v4enthusiast541]

Medieval 2 Total War 2*

[@delinard3401]

The devs were afraid it would make so much money that it would inflate the economy.

[@gudea5207]

Libtards destroyed

[@berniegran4785]

It called stainless steel 6.4

[@iSorrowproductions]

"Gasp" 1 like = 1 prayer for battle pope

[@thomasturner6980]

I'm gay for Beast

[@pompeyhater9973]

Why have you pinned your own comment? SNOWFLAKE!

[@hashimi419]

Bazinga

[@Homievegetable]

bazinga

[@AlgernonCSwinburne]

bazorble

[@anotheraccount7637]

“I’m a lover not a fighter.” *Exterminates population

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

He’s putting them out of their misery, i see no wrong in that!

[@earvindinoso7689]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 he loves them to death

[@ksalphalcsihp1252]

7:31... This is what it means... 😂😂😂

[@SuperWolfman9]

The Spanish get taken from behind by Furries Not just one spaniard, ALL of them, simultaneously That'sa hard chorizo

[@quarreneverett4767]

No body inspecters the spanish INqueisision

[@2manyeggshells]

@@quarreneverett4767 i feel like you misspelled all of that just to piss people off

[@lordquackers5764]

Who would win? The Defender of Rome himself vs. Naked Spoon Men

[@Kieee]

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[@obijuanquenobi1911]

Kie i agree

[@soos1885]

Naked spoon man

[@Breetarded]

All salute in a moment of silence for the legend himself, "The Defender Of Rome". He withstood 1000 arrows and dozen of slashes and hoofblows. A true defender of the faith. F in the chat please, for our very own Legend. He stands in the hall of Fame, alongside Publius The Mighty and that one "Jesus Pilgrim dude"

[@mercurianrepublic5943]

Jeremus??XD

[@firstconsul7286]

F

[@katerobertson6715]

@@mercurianrepublic5943 I always turn Jeremus into a horse archer just for irony sake.

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

1 Chad Papal Guard vs. 300 Virgin Turkmen Horsearchers

[@flavius714]

This game is trash. Play Medieval II Total War instead.

[@soviet_tank_lover]

Is this worlds famous Flavius from the world Famous Bokoen's channel?

[@skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls]

Username and Profile Picture both Check out.

[@tlatoanimontezuma5662]

You know what, yeah I agree with you

[@elgitarr_]

@@AxxLAfriku Invade some other comment section, AxxL.

[@garlicbleach4781]

Play Warhammer total war instead

[@riddlie787]

*Pope francis burning heretic on the 10th crusade 2030 colorized*

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

>Pope Francis >burning heretics Error: real Pope not found.

[@retardcorpsman]

Death Incarnate Dont worry, Francis just decided to time travel

[@screamingwind3559]

Pope Francis: "I support same-sex civil unions" Zealots: "WTF! A viceroy of God contradicting the Bible. WTF"

[@ChrisS27]

That was probably one of the best if not the best i sorrow video I have ever seen. And I subscribed for hoi4

[@johnmartinez12347]

Let's not say anything before cOcKmEtHgAyS

[@cheese21345]

@@johnmartinez12347 i thought you said "cook me the gays"

[@Longshanks1690]

I can't believe someone made FOUR mods of this game based on World War II, lmao.

[@morganmccown5572]

ZoneStalkerDodo Maneštra Hearts of Iron

[@nicholaskaskens1035]

why hello my fellow efapper

[@christophludwigvonstille399]

What's up dude?

[@JLrapel492]

WHAT?, X4...

[@kingkonut]

MY LIEGE! YOU ARE RETURNED! AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON! THE SCOTS ARE ONCE MORE IN REVOLT!

[@HighAdmiral]

All salute the heroic last hero who defended The Papacy to his last breath!

[@pheonixsheppard9657]

The Admiral call Sabaton.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

That’s the cutest ironside intro I’ve few seen in my entire life...

[@quarreneverett4767]

O.o ....

[@GalladeTheGamer]

*car parks*

[@loleo6556]

Rename KZbinrs that play paradox games to maplads

[@woodenfloor3131]

Minor Attracted Person

[@noahlirnirs1541]

absolute maplads

[@danielcurtis1624]

Loving that Dankula reference

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

The last defender of Rome will go down in history books a legend, the likes of David, Hercules and Achilles can not hold a flame to his greatness

[@jaimeparker2161]

Sabaton is already writing a song about him

[@CanadianDan854]

“Best game ever made” well I guess someone’s never played the original mario and luigi: bowsers inside story.

[@badboje6040]

That game was awesome lmao

[@yeast7485]

that game was fucking epic this better not be sarcasm

[@Manuel-by9qx]

That game is so buried in my memory that I couldn't tell if it ever existed or not.

[@parkedvanproductions8059]

That shit was class, so nostalgic!

[@sanssational8684]

GODDAMN YOU FAWFUL

[@SwordlordRoy]

"Six hours screaming about the Pope and Furries" -iSorrowproductions, 2019

[@Yaseenicus]

Medieval II Total War > This Garbage

[@derdavis6038]

@No No wooosh

[@bitpumpkinn2923]

@@derdavis6038 damn i was gonna say r/ihavereddit to make fun of you but you don't have an r/ in front of your woooosh

[@derdavis6038]

@@bitpumpkinn2923 gotcha

[@bitpumpkinn2923]

but you did forget that woooosh actually has four o's

[@14thbattlegroupcommander]

@@bitpumpkinn2923 r/iamverysmart *HOW THE TURNTABLES*

[@warrenlehmkuhleii8472]

I wonder if Pope Francis Plays this in his free time.

[@vadimbelyanskiy3451]

yes, but on the muslim side

[@quarreneverett4767]

Everytime you play he is there to give u "quests"

[@johnsullivan186]

Caiã Wlodarski Pope francis has sold out Christendom. He should be burned for being a heretic.

[@johnsullivan186]

Caiã Wlodarski What I said was objectively true, so I’m glad you disagree with factual information. In addition I don’t see why you look being edgy is cool.

[@johnsullivan186]

Umut Balcı Username is from a comedy video called “indirect tv” nice try though.

[@darthsquirt3]

How unrealistic. Everyone knows the Papal States never found itself in conflict with the Holy Roman Empire. ...almost never

[@raptorcell6633]

1527 didnt happen

[@josephsarunic8309]

THY WILL BE DONE!!

[@Nutellafuerst]

@@raptorcell6633 well to be fair those mercenaries were renegades at that point

[@zarkov4211]

Top 10 ironside intros that saved me from depression

[@sovietspydamcapitalist1393]

ZarkovMeister number one Burger King foot lettuce

[@belisarius6949]

Ironside Intros to study/relax to

[@quarreneverett4767]

Im scarred for life

[@JustinY.]

This isn't your average everyday artillery. This is *MEDIEVAL ARTILLERY*

[@vordonis]

Justin Y. That was fast

[@frederickthegreatpodcast382]

Justin Y How???

[@TimelessThreads1]

U like the notifications squad commander?

[@arkroyalslegalteam4911]

*HOW ARE YOU HERE ALREADY?!*

[@augustogoldschmidt6112]

medieval artillery only

[@Mr.ShadeO]

Here lies iSorrowproductions, King of Memes, fabled Trucker of Moscow, "The furries are flanking around to attack the Spanish from the side." 1100-1945 A.D.

[@leljdam3189]

_"The furries are flanking around to attack the Spanish"_ *-ISorrowProductions, 2019*

[@GrasshopperKelly]

"He's too powerful to be left alive!" "It's not the Total War way!"

[@karlmason6370]

What absolute unit that lad was, he took down two horsemen too. Like it was some kinda movie.

[@mr.tobacco1708]

Virgin Prince: *Walks into Hell* Dammit...This is what i get for losing Constantinople? Sultan Jalal the Chad: *Coming after him* But wait there's more.

[@boejidenthepotato8930]

"Furries with paddles and naked men in underwear with a giant spoon" damn Aztecs

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

Palpatine as the Pope....”I am the pope”

[@raijinarthur1143]

Guy literally tanked *at least* 5000 arrows and brought down 2 horsemen. What a champ that guy

[@Longshanks1690]

WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR FURCON 1101, BOIS?!

[@poncho4068]

Me. I finnaly have a chance to beat my killstreak

[@Razren]

Well, he said to quote him so "The Furries are flanking the Spanish." ~ISP 1100 AD

[@SirSmite]

Rest in Peace in Peace, Random Super Soldier Guy. Rest in Peace in Peace...

[@dhararry7929]

Rest in war in peace

[@chickenpermission]

No they were screaming in the intro because you dropped your pants.

[@quarreneverett4767]

Dear lord!

[@mrvulture8981]

... DEUS VULT

[@anani9898]

as a Turk, im leaving an f here for the special boy

[@ivann8971]

Yay! 18 minutes and 46 seconds of no depression for me...

[@quarreneverett4767]

Great job

[@person1g575]

You aren't depressed

[@Rynewulf]

Missed a perfect opportunity to have the furries come at the Spanish from the rear OwO

[@stevemiddleton5278]

The Aztec civilization is the ultimate internet subculture with the furries and emoji haha. You are such a funny guy. When you mentioned the furries, I started laughing out loud in the park, and an old man who almost lost the ability to walk started pointing at me with a cane and looking at me angrily

[@diepssuarez2676]

We will remember Sphagetti Sphagettison, the superhuman defender of Rome always.

[@caspramio]

lol, I thought he was Alfredo Carbonara

[@discordlexia2429]

@@caspramio I kid you not, at my old church the pastor was literally named Pastor Alfredo.

[@caspramio]

@@discordlexia2429 sorry for that! I was using the Carbonara as a link for the joke while I used a generic Italian/Spanish name

[@discordlexia2429]

@@caspramio Why are you sorry? It's funny. Alfredo is a pasta sauce, hence Pastor Alfredo being funny.

[@caspramio]

@@discordlexia2429 Alfredo is a pasta sauce?! *universal mindblow*

[@bowmin1]

Some of the units were having fun galloping in circles, at 13:09 and 13:19 . Reminded me of those circles of death ants sometimes enter.

[@tommeakin1732]

_I'm a lover, not a fighter_ **Exterminate population** Lol

[@TWFlathead]

3:44 I STILL CANNOT SEE A FACKING THING!

[@olorinmagus4479]

6:27 so it’s the Venetians being looted on the way to a crusade this time

[@ksalphalcsihp1252]

8:24 I realize the map is from Rome Total War... 😂😂😂

[@lacobus_n1479]

You haven't played Medieval 2 until you have a pope that is secretly a woman 👌

[@BluJean6692]

Yeah! Its like I loved the game already at that point but JUST when I thought it couldn't surprise me... bam

[@victorcosta1777]

The defender of Rome (very especial boy) should have his own SABATON SONG.

[@michaelkillerfox8500]

I clapped to the intro. Then I clapped even harder when you said Bazinga.

[@dieidiotten]

that one guy opening the door made me think that turks just knocked and said they're "notturks" and he fell for it

[@lukie275]

Hold on...8:33 Timurids special unit= rocket launcher? what

[@CataciousAmogusevic]

yup

[@khairulanuar5314]

Ya lol

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Should've been Elephant artillery. Seriously this is the best unit in the Game. It's like having medieval tanks.

[@Gangdyret]

18:00 Boy needs a name! Something Italian! All hail Luigi Tortelini, Defender of Rome, who shut the door on the Ottomans and singlehandedly almost held back their entire army during the siege of Rome!

[@GreatgoatonFire]

What sort of a garbo mod of Warhammer Total War 2 is this? All-human, no magic? BAH iGoblinproductions you cannot escape your greenskin FATE!

[@houseking9211]

warhammer is hot garbage

[@GreatgoatonFire]

@@houseking9211 Are you saying ISP isn't a hot garbage man?

[@houseking9211]

@@GreatgoatonFire you've got a point there

[@mortenroese7124]

@@GreatgoatonFire don't you mean a hot garbage goblin? xD

[@GreatgoatonFire]

@@mortenroese7124 ISP is hot goblinman confirmed.

[@rosky6377]

That ladder at 4:28 was a heretic and a traitor! BURN IT AT THE STAKE! LADDERS FOR THE LADDER GOD!

[@Mar_Marine]

“Just shouting about the Pope and Furries for six hours!” But you do this half the time anyway?

[@dangerousnoodle8779]

"GATES STUCK, GATES STUCK, PLEASE, I BEG YOU"

[@BeastnodeG]

Very cool 😎. Thanks for supporting Cornwall.

[@johncuzwhynot]

ISP: calls them Ottomans The Seljuks: Am I a joke to you?

[@Tomthemadone]

*Lowers the anime pillow* Youll live one day longer

[@dapicaj2225]

I once played as the papacy. The pope fell off his horse and died when his own knights charged with him in the first battle. 10/10 would play as the pope again

[@dhararry7929]

Feels like a message from god: don't do this

[@blank2.0]

Ah, the siege of Rome, when the pope took 1 billion arrows to his body

[@batteredskullsummit9854]

You can play as the Aztecs and the Mongols if you mod the start date. But Aztecs have no ships so you just wait forever

[@alexandre007opa]

Imagine if ISP would like use 1% of his power

[@tau_noob7993]

8:51 when you want to start artillery only challenge, but you don't have HoI4 or even computer, and only thing you have is a title of Turkish sultan.

[@sonicbread]

“Random super soldier guy” You fool That’s Captain Papal States

[@retardcorpsman]

PowerhouseOfTheCell Too bad he was taken out by the Iron Turk.

[@kubiz198]

Hacking scene was probably the best thing I've ever seen on KZbin, thanks for making my day

[@janheuer7436]

So iSorrow dropped vic2 to become a medival 2 channel. Nice!

[@jonathanlivingstonseagull3062]

15:05 They say he carved it himself, from an even bigger spoon.

[@_Jebb_]

Do artillery only in Medieval II Total War *_N O W_*

[@terras6418]

The guys with paddles have them to spank the furries, come on you knew that.

[@MrLucylp]

I know we anime profilepicture people are just more intellectual, especially when the character is a trap.

[@starkillertk2442]

I mean, if you’re a guy and you like traps, you fell for a trap, so wouldn’t that contest your statement of being an intellectual🤔

[@imtiredtiredtired]

@@starkillertk2442 but, you know... intellectuals could think of many reasons to justify liking a damn trap *thonk*

[@MrLucylp]

StarkillerGames! I am actually a trap myself. uwu

[@cameronwhorf9546]

Nice one ISP you said RIP in peace... BRILLIANT!!!

[@bootlegboot9773]

One I though like we need to attack now Let me finish my tea mate

[@blueldrrich84]

So fun fact, in the mod for Skyrim--legacy of the dragonborn--there's a quest where a museum guard named Avram confronts his bandit brother whose name is... Jelal. Guess this is where they got the name from? I always wondered, cause it kinda sounds like gelato, which is just delicious. What was I talking about again? Now all I can think about is gelato.

[@zajet9227]

Ironside pitch boi we need you come back

[@boejidenthepotato8930]

Pope:"Hey i know i attacked you,took your city and massacred your troops but if you give me one of your cities i will forgive you...for a while"

[@jeremybain3830]

Interesting mod for HOI4, but when are we going to play Green Army Men?

[@partylizard8343]

8:10 that stands for: rest in peace in peace

[@gtu660]

the cursed game are back

[@rethall2308]

By far, one of the best videos you've done in a while. "THE FURRIES ARE FLANKING ROUND TO ATTACK THE SPANISH ON THE SIDE"

[@DJGamingHvH]

Medieval 2 Artillery Only!

[@enderboy1824]

“The furries are coming round to attack the Spanish from behind” -ISP 2019

[@TimelessThreads1]

Cool maths games when?

[@nucleartntgaming6948]

" oh hey what do you drive?" " I drive a Prius" "Cool, I drive a pope Mobile"

[@sampatterson8986]

Map games < Maths games

[@leontrotsky9268]

YES COOL MATH UNITE

[@riddlie787]

Sam, just give up already, you have better things to do with your life.

[@ricefarmer8553]

@@riddlie787 No his brain got stronger when pewdiepie played cool math games We must make ISP play Cool Math Games

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Who would win; two good, holy bois, or a man who literally has "Corrupt" in his name?

[@phantomkrieger2744]

I don't know this game is good and all and has it's merits but Total War Medieval II is better you should play it.

[@wesleyfilms]

"I AM THE POPE!" Looks like you got vito'd by Christ.

[@wmw05]

Artillery only Total War: Britannica

[@lewismcclean6008]

The only happiness I get from my week is hearing isp calling me his “Gravey babies” I am sad

[@toastertwink2537]

Hey there is a Medieval map game that is totally free its called Coolmathgames

[@absoluteinfinity1197]

FAAAAAAK you nailed it! can't wait for more total war video's. good idea to ask people for their game saves at later periods and have some fun with that

[@ScurvyBoi]

1:32 That spanish way of saying Papacy is beautiful

[@Albukhshi]

I can just see it now: the pope bashing the heads in of all he fights, and as he does so to each victim, he says "pax vobiscum!"

[@solblumia2108]

You can edit the game files to play as the Normans and Anglo-Saxons, there are also some tutorials to let you play Timurids, Mongols and Aztecs in campaign too.

[@jasonpratt5126]

4:55 F for the Battle Pope. Who really needs a 40K title. Doesn't he?

[@inkarnator7717]

At that time period, they weren't the Ottoman Empire, they were the Seljuk Empire.

[@dysonburt3309]

12:09 1001 Arabian Knights

[@nickschulz3367]

Tips & Tricks With ISorrow: Tip when fighting the Pope: Blame Jesus.

[@retardcorpsman]

Nick Schulz Step 2: Proceed to counter all signs of the Pope using Christ on his side with arrows.

[@GalacticGaming360]

13:57 My God.. could the legends be true? Could this be the hacker named 4chan?