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[@remember_this1336]

12:15 the scythes were used as weapons tho, by peasant militias in medieval time. While they are impractical as hell, they can be accessed easily, have a reach much longer than that of a sword and if you can swing it, it's harder to miss than with stuff like makeshift spears or pitchforks, that were also used as improvised weapons. I would pick any proper weapon over a scythe, but in a situation where you have to choose among farm equipment it's not unreasonable

[@gufosufo337]

Any weapon (apart from nunchucks) is better than a fist

[@Arrzarrina]

Of course, the superior farm implement to pick as a weapon is the hoe. Just remove the metal bit from the end and you have the best, most versatile weapon in history.

[@GirlyKat9001]

Often, they were modified by putting the blade of the scythe on a straight stick, thus creating the "Warscythe"

[@Safaridor]

Nothing is more relaxing that watching someone mow grass with a scythe.

[@IshijimaKairo]

Oh, those Poles and their Pole Arms.

[@Lunabit1002]

this was posted at the best time. my brain was running 4 thousand miles a minute stressing about everything so this was much needed. thank you my dude

[@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS]

Hope your day gets a little chiller x3

[@Lunabit1002]

@@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS thanks I'm trying believe me

[@thefloppydischero]

Same

[@Kai_The_Kai]

I’m listening to this while making a frog project because I’m (undiagnosed) autistic and frogs are my specialist interest ✨✨

[@abelaguilar-acosta8691]

I know this is 5 months late, but I hope you did well on your project 😊

[@mathybrain8]

2:59 Peach decided to go fishing in what amounts to her normal princessly attire, but without the sleeves. She has a whole ass second dress that's just a sleeveless version of her daily dress, and its entire purpose is fishin'.

[@timkarlsson1750]

There actually existed a scythe made specifically for war. The "War Scythe".

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

It’s shaped like a spear.

[@xcreeperbombx61]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 oh

[@beepboop9712]

War scythe is best scythe

[@beepboop9712]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 you have a great name

[@ChloeIsNobody]

2:00 I love this idea because it basically means the space cats are one minute like "hehe I'm a little bastard I am going to break things for fun >:)" and then the next minute they are like "OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE OUR DESIRE TO PLAY GOD WILL ONLY LEAD TO OUR DOWNFALL WE SURELY ARE THE MOST DESPICIBLE RACE IN THE UNIVERSE T-T"

[@the-letter_s]

i like the idea of "oh don't worry humans, the founders of the galactic federation practiced Dark Forest Theory and wiped out the first 7 alien species they encountered, you're fine"

[@midnights2631]

Sounds like a mood

[@rodrigatorx2266]

For the whole scythe thing, there would be good reason to use a scythe. To look threatening. Being a terrifying scythe wielding warrior would be a big advantage because people wouldn't try to fight you

[@Dr_zevia]

khopesh

[@rodrigatorx2266]

@@Dr_zevia what

[@peanutsans6780]

@@rodrigatorx2266 khopesh

[@rodrigatorx2266]

@@peanutsans6780 that's a type of Egyptian sword, right? Why being it up here?

[@mikakestudios5891]

Risotto is the kind of meal you make when you want to zone out and the repetitive stirring helps you disassociate.

[@sashimiroll5055]

PM and Soos saying “Dood” at the same time is a mood (10:29)

[@donutholebandit6212]

A dood mood

[@sashimiroll5055]

@@donutholebandit6212 yes

[@bbloveseevees8984]

**deep breath** *Dood*

[@calebgoodman3028]

17:33 Very common misconception. The Heartless are *not* the heart, but the darkness that *devours* the heart. You can apply it to the man-made Emblem Heartless as they’re incapable of consuming the heart. Nobodies are the leftover bodies but the name is more in reference to the fact their very existence is taboo and shouldn’t exist in the realms of light and darkness. Special Nobodies are an exception as their wills allowed them to grow new hearts thus the universe ended up being course corrected.

[@valeriesteel90]

Words.

[@calebgoodman3028]

@@valeriesteel90 Yeah. A lot to keep track of too. It’s good most of my favorite series are like that otherwise it’d be harder to get used too. Blazblue has such a complex story the newest game has a thirty minute recap and Bionicle uses amnesia to explain plot threads so much it’s hilarious. Takua must’ve lost his memories like three times before own debut in the story. Oh and don’t forget how A Series of Unfortunate Events ended with some plot threads purposely unanswered and Animorphs ended with everyone with severe war trauma after many deaths and the start of another adventure.

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

@@calebgoodman3028 best (?) plot structure: “I forgor”

[@Akabalthy]

What?

[@calebgoodman3028]

@@Akabalthy It’s easier to explain when you play the games yourself. Though I will say that if you’re not reading the secret reports you can get hit unaware with new information very easily.

[@WiloKun]

The first time I saw that unblocked and not running nose post, my nose was clear. Now that I am seeing it for a second time, I am sick. I did not take the time to appreciate my clear nose the first time, and I am regretting it now. -_-

[@RaspberryHugs]

I'd like to introduce you to some of the antagonists of kingdom hearts Xehanort, Xehanort, Xehanort, Xehanort, Xehanort, Xehanort and Xehanort. They are all the same guy but also not the same guy at the same time.

[@midnights2631]

I haven't played all the games but please don't tell me that's the exact amount

[@RaspberryHugs]

@@midnights2631 I didn't count when I wrote that but there's a lot of them

[@trianglemoebius]

This is literally just the Godhead.

[@Ann-Abel]

Nothing better than a 2am binge compilation

[@thevioletskull8158]

Bro it’s 2am for me too

[@briishcabbage568]

Nothing better than a 5pm binge compilation

[@silverwind7088]

2am for me as well nice 👌

[@leonard5426]

I'm a bit stuck on the neo-last-names-stuff. I'm a paleontologist, which doesn't roll off the tongue so nicely, so what am I supposed to name myself. Unearther? Bonefinder? Pastmaster? The more I think about it the more I realize, that Paleontology is just a less effective and more complex form of Necromancy...

[@Some__Guy]

Believe me, I am constantly thankful for having a clear nose every night when I go to sleep. I already have some breathing problems when I sleep, so a stuffed nose for me = complete insomnia until I manage to clear it up long enough to actually fall asleep.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

- 10:06 Dare I ask what that one post is? - 14:27 This would be a great addition to the hypothetical gacha looter shooter bouncing around in my head in which I and my brother are important self-insert characters and the "story""line" consists of me making shit up as the game matures and updates accumulate.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

"The contents of my will go to whoever at my funeral tells the best story about me. Any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged. Runner up gets my corpse." -paraphrased. "It is so hard to try to deliberately win second place." -The following post paraphrased.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

@@BetaJackMaxis Oh... no...

[@BetaJackMaxis]

@@dorukayhanwastaken It's Tumblr why are you surprised?

[@oneirataxiadi4987]

I worked at an art camp with little kids as a part of a club I did in school once. One of the kids at my table started talking about Pokémon, he looked at me through squinted eyes and said if I were to be a Pokémon type I would be fairy and grass type Pokémon and to this day it is the best complement I’ve ever gotten.

[@Soon2BVA]

Today was my second day of school this year. I made a new friend who actually reminds me of one of my online exclusively friends. All day in my head I kept calling her by the online friend's name . . . her name is nothing close to the online friend's name! She's so nice. She lent me her fidget cube when I was having a panic attack. It looked like a galaxy.

[@debbiebuttry9783]

You ever stop to consider the potential idea that she is the online friend?

[@Soon2BVA]

I did but she doesn't like the same things as my online friend.

[@martin_mc3105]

or maybe she’s scared you’ll judge her for those very things, go pursue them further and show them the things, if not at least you could introduce them online

[@Soon2BVA]

No, she's not. My online friend told me that they live in another country recently.

[@shuyuyummy3924]

Okay, love the scythe rant but can we talk about the tags that said 'well MY enemy is what and brother I am harvesting'

[@Gvtz_XD]

your content always makes my day. i could be having a bad day for any reason but you doing funni voices [tm] make brain go brrrr

[@TheGhostlyZed]

Perfect timing for a lunch binge comp.

[@FlashOfAsh]

4:51 this comment made me laugh for like a whole minute after my realization that they were infact not advocating for the use of a flying rodent to inflict pain because of said comment

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

5:23-5:34: I took several pokémon type surveys because of this. I got all manner of results. I don’t know if any of the 18 canon pokémon types really fit me. I think my type would be glass.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Ice Steel

[@robastergaming6074]

hades is the god of the dead, not the god of death. he doesn't bring em down, he just makes sure they stay there.

[@jimmyjeff1777]

He does not control the die

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Thanatos is probably really annoyed at hades getting the credit for his work

[@jawllypop1750]

Give Thanatos the attention he deserves.

[@jimmyjeff1777]

@@jawllypop1750 indead, for it is thanatos who controls the die

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

2:08 But what if I want to be a catgirl instead? _Pulls the potion post out from P.M. Seymour's Community page_

[@Voidi-Void]

No. Everyone is a catboy. If all women were cat girls, I would cause a class 3 mass adoption event that summons the dark gods due to the cuteness.

[@Voidi-Void]

Though that would happen if everyone were catboys... well fuck, here comes the 1000 years of darkness.

[@NOPEFROG]

Hey man I'd just assumed you hadn't uploaded in months, but then I got your jimmy neutron VO video in my feed, so I checked your page and saw your views are down. Idk if this is smth you've reached out to KZbin about, but if it isn't, it definitely should be. You deserve more views and more credit, your work is fantastic. Thank you, and it's good to be back to viewing your content as it comes out again.

[@PlagueMoo]

I’m watching this at 4 am while playing a game and it’s seriously telling me to go to bed right now

[@phoebe2852]

I hope you slept well :)

[@kokichiouma436]

Perfect thing to watch while sick with covid!

[@Tr0lliPop]

I hope you get well soon bro.

[@kokichiouma436]

@@Tr0lliPop thanks mate

[@lexezlao]

17:03 the only reason I'm interested in seeing this is because it says generic white new york *couple* not generic white new york dude with a generic white new york female love interest out of his league that only gets lines halfway through the film, but the post implies they already start as a couple, that would actually be pretty fun for a human couple to adopt a kirby

[@xXlotusmoonXx]

11:54 As a Christian, I find this super funny and quite literally too. When the 'Christians during Easter' part showed up, I let out a sharp wheeze.

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

This comes out at a perfect time. I go on a school trip and will be disconnected from pretty much everything for the next week. The next binge compilation will have everything I missed.

[@Fugels]

May I introduce, The Warscythe Along with the Warpick And if you want large guns on small bodies, the barrett M82A2, a bullpup, shoulder-mounted, anti-helicopter sniper rifle.

[@hayleigh4813]

They sound like they’re in the same group as the combat fan. Completely real but made mostly to confuse and/or scare their enemies.

[@Fugels]

@@hayleigh4813 nope, the warpick is actually part of many different polearms (amazing against armour) and the warscythe is a polearm itself. The M82A2 however, was just a prototype and never really saw service.

[@MydniteTheSpaceWolpertinger]

5:51 This is just the Ryanverse Every one of Ryan George's characters goes by this rule.

[@ceoofsocialanxiety6658]

All these are so relatable and I've been diagnosed with severe depression and social anxiety disorder. Life is just...

[@av3stube480]

8:40 was genius. Hats off gentlemen.

[@dragondrawings3231]

6:27 I felt that so much it hurts

[@vividdaydream1516]

How long Harry Potter would last in the hunger games would be entirely determined by how much his friends are allowed to to contribute. Harry's already survived the Triwizard Tournament thanks to his friends doing 90% of the prep-work for him, and they'd have an even bigger advantage in muggle hunger games since supporters are allowed to send tributes useful items _during_ the competition.... and B.S. cheat code items are somewhat of a wizarding specialty.

[@some-fander1001]

Love watching these while I paint lol

[@thebratwurst]

3:22, Psi and Gwen from BTD 6

[@ghost_anna_reads787]

My lazy meal is a can of tuna on some bread and for dessert some instant waffles that all I have to do is add milk and throw them in the iron. Sometimes, when I am lazy AND fancy, I add vinegar sauce to my tuna. I might be lazy, but I treat myself

[@somesubstitute4242]

You forgot the part of KH where if a nobody and heartless are defeated, it makes a Somebody.

[@Rae0814]

On the topic of the ‘every time some corporation or team tries to do something that’ll negatively affect others, only to be beat by a kid with a powerful pokemon’, the only problem with the pokemon world is the idea of a kid with a powerful Pokémon after defeating said evil corporation/team.

[@Dr_zevia]

In relation to the last post Heart gets corrupted into something that is not a heart -> Heartless As in the absence of the original, uncorrupted heart The body gets corrupted -> nobody as in the original, uncorrupted body is not there no + body = nobody

[@enayaganguly4687]

4:03 Are you f-ing kidding me. Is this a joke?! I WAS ABOUT TO APPRECIATE MY NOSE ONLY TO FIND THAT IT *IS* BLOCKED AND RUNNY!!! THIS SHOULD BE A CRIME

[@anoninunen]

14:00 - microwaves a boul of bottled egg. Soofel.

[@Name-hs1bo]

i'm still stuck on Johnathan Podcaster from 5:53. the last podcast I listened to was written by a Johnathan. i know it's a common name and the odds of it being a related to that particular author are so low as to be nonexistent, but it's still funny to me for whatever reason.

[@astergh0st]

i had the same thought. we're probaby thinking of different johns but when i saw it i immediatly went into the comments to see if it was just me

[@barrydheil]

Best lazy meal I have found thus far? Cheese, just a block, tear off pieces and boom, a meal.

[@silvatriana1652]

6:21 Mood, and also I internally scream and watch for flinching

[@Respectable_Username]

Update: I now have a bowl of rice with cheese, soy sauce, and a scrammied egg that was cooked in the microwave (in a special cup designed for it dw I'm not about to explode an egg). This is also my easy meal that I go to when I just can't. Well, actually, not exactly. The egg is bonus! Anyway, onto the next video while I eat this wonderous mess!

[@komomori6144]

8:50 I was scrolling through my feed and literally right as this came up I saw the SAME EXACT POST come up on my feed

[@daluckycat5788]

12:26 I would like to add: comically large war hammers

[@MochaOverlordOfBottoms]

17:16 if they ever make a kirby move and meta knight doesnt have a spanish accent, im going to riot.

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

8:51 Gonna post this to my 6 favourite Discords.

[@RainbyFIN]

5:32 "I wanna be Fairy/Dark" So you're one of those Impidimp line gremlins?

[@BGDMusic]

16:28 wait. pukicho DOESNT have these powers already???

[@mistermossman6074]

Me, my sister and my brother were playing the dope or nope card game and now Dracula is the lead singer of a rock band and wears red nail polish and drinks orange juice during his performance and has a blood cannon that shoots large amounts of blood at his face while he wears a bib

[@Alex_262]

5:13. Also just chewing on things is cool. like straws or non-chewing chewing gum

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

"the only way dude would be gendered is if it was done intentionally and purposefully" yes. that is how words work.

[@kingxenozogotceewoo7360]

These always brighten my day

[@slade4672]

ive heard the a tire joke multible times before and never got it and now it just hit me

[@cosmicchaox24]

4:34 I'm not kidding I've seen one of those in person they are so goofy

[@ijbindustries7923]

Okay but the intro to this one was actually kinda dope, kudos andy

[@aleczanderatchley5811]

12:01 war scythe were real, the blade was just kinda turned 90 degrees counter-clockwise

[@kaylaa2204]

Actually I saw a video about war scythes They DID exist. Now they weren’t widely used but that doesn’t matter. A lot of weapons were birthed because farmers converted their farm tools into polearms And they did that with scythes except they remounted the head so the blade faces out… which makes more sense if you’re using it as a weapon Look it up, real thing.

[@toothfairy10133]

my go-to lazy meal is weetabix with honey and i've been practically living off of it and subway for months

[@NightskySkyler]

I clicked on the video, had a strong sense of Deja vu, didn't notice that it was a compilation

[@Charlotte-111]

5:06 called me out so hard I literally had my thumb in my mouth while watching it lol

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

5:47 how bold, I wonder if they managed to make it through? Guess we’ll never know 😔

[@ganicc4782]

Not me getting so excited when the video started off with a COTL trailer clip

[@yunakozue6448]

Wha... if i remember the KH manga correctly then the heartless are whats left of a person after their heart is stolen (and added to kingdom hearts in some cases. Cause that what the giant floating heart is. All the stolen hearts)

[@mythicaldrawer7072]

5:32 So, part of the Impidimp line.

[@sagacious03]

Very fun video! Love these big Tumblr videos! Thanks so much for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you!

[@YaBoyMiz]

4:47 this is actually a common misconception! While swords are among the best in terms of homoeroticism, the top place would actually go to the closely-related dagger.

[@mushroomsoup2866]

My depression meal is a tortilla with mayo and grated cheese because even if i havent left the house in a week, i guarantee i always have those items on hand. dont taste too bad either

[@Kyy-Sokia]

7:50 the Marauders on the other hand would 100% win tho. They just gotta turn into their animals and have Remus kill everyone during a full moon.

[@averagesharkfan8606]

Babe, wake up! P.M. Seymor posted a new binge compilation!

[@ashdoesarts]

Ok so with the post 5:13 I immediately thought "oh, a pacifier." because its what I used to calm my siblings and cousins down back when they still used them and I know I used them all the time as a wee child. I heard that post and my brain immediately went into childcare mode.

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

12:39 why does this feel like what my mental health has been yelling at me ever since I saw devil may cry?

[@murkywaterstudios]

A scythe would actually be surprisingly functional as long as it’s not too heavy

[@TK--ch9jl]

11:30 motan be like the owl from ocarina of time

[@Frostfern94]

4:53 yeah I thought they meant the mammal too and my Owl House brain just went brrrr

[@sir_cabbage1170]

14:34 Morbius in a nutshell

[@mongodroid4842]

3:48 for the last time, Greg is a god of THE DEAD, not death! that's greg

[@ajente2o254]

12:15 Remember kids, if a player in D&D makes fun of your weapons because they aren't realistic Give the player the realism they wants and destroy and rust his Katana whenever he tries to hit something with armor (Sorry for my bad english)

[@EggCrown]

2:02 Ride the cyclone reference 😼

[@goombizdvorakkiewicz5226]

It was the worst of days, it was the bingest of days.

[@blueshell4695]

My easy meal is just half a block worth of sliced cheese between a blueberry bagel with some ham

[@vintolio]

4:03 me, watching this with a blocked nose that was runny an hour ago:

[@Swagmaster65]

5:13 My first thought was human chew toy, but ok. Also: I'd like to ged uhhh... the six peese....... asdfghjkl nuggets

[@silentskyrim]

So I have somehow created almost the exact same scenario twice where I’m watching this video on the alien quote and pairing a device with my laptop

[@enderborn6860]

4:51 almost for me too XD took me a bit to realise that wa sthe bat like a baseball bat and not the bat that flies

[@cbgaming7209]

4:12 I am very proud of myself as my nose has been stuffed en runny for nearly a week before hand

[@mrblakeboy1420]

2nd time seeing the funeral post, 1st time remembering what post it’s referring to

[@jinxiejae]

Harry Potter has magic. That has got to be some advantage.

[@user-uz1pn7um2y]

For the doomsday device button just make a button that says NO but it SPIN

[@cagedcorvid]

4:27 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD AND I SNORTED AND INHALED MORE OF MY CAT’S HAIR.

[@jacobweber7064]

as I opened the results from my NCLEX it dawned on me, my last name would be that of the most feared, despised, and revered nursing specialty, it read Jacob Er Nurse

[@cybersearcher1041]

8:05 Ok you’re right but you didn’t need to call every single one of us out

[@thisisausername9356]

I'll be honest with the "something in my mouth" thing I didn't even think of food or That my mind immediately went to gnawing on inedible shit

[@imaplaygames633]

I think there may have been a kingdom in Sora's heart.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

...I don't think I've ever seen or heard someone say "stop using your imagination" before.