It Came From Tumblr #78 | Binge Compilation

[@me30000]

Fun fact: The Dung Beetle, despite being unable to see individual stars, is the only known insect to use the Milky Way to walk in a straight line

[@zekrua4006]

source?

[@oxybrightdark8765]

brmbly source???

[@caymendansby614]

So another fun fact while not insects jumping spiders are the only arachnid that can comprehensively see the moon and stars.

[@1SunnyDaze0]

@brmbly well you obviously haven't been eating them right

[@OrionoftheStar]

@brmbly But birds have endoskeletons, and insects have exoskeletons. There should be a crunch either way... Did you eat a de-shelled egg, or a worm?

[@therearebeesinmyeyesplease9650]

SCUBA is an acronym for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

[@capertillar4634]

no it stands for Soup Contains Unresistable Broth and Apples

[@ThePongles]

I think the joke is that English users do the same thing with other languages

[@FuryMcpurey]

and TUBA is Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus!

[@camerondeverteuil7638]

We know, that’s the joke

[@alexbowlin7044]

Are gills scubas?

[@I_exist_I_guess]

The SlowFast™ reminds me of the hellfire flavor: you just take fresh mint and hot sauce, say goodbye to your sense of taste, then take them together.

[@timh.6872]

It's a mild speedball, not at all suprising, and a good recipe for a heart attack.

[@champagnesupernova1839]

wait what if you experienced SlowFast™ Hellfire

[@champagnesupernova1839]

@Jasper From SU *P A I N*

[@champagnesupernova1839]

@Jasper From SU *I N T E N S E O U C H*

[@popcornegg4405]

@@champagnesupernova1839 most importantly, *P A I N*

[@Budder_Prin5e]

"My dearest friend, Frogbert" This put me in attack mode

[@MikayaAkyo]

I can imagine Sonic being like "Uhm Big... WTF?"

[@phastinemoon]

Dogbert and Catbert would like to know your location

[@weebjeez]

You see, the reason I don't like it is simple: Frogbert is clearly based on Robert. And the shortened version of Robert is Bob or Rob. Robby is incredibly uncommon. Other names that would be less distressing, linguistically, but much more distressing, verbally and visually, include: Froggseph (from Joseph/Joey) Froggrew (From Andrew/Andy) Frogiel (From Daniel/Danny) [lexically, this is the closest to being "correct"] Froggival (From Percival/Percy) Froggal (From Randal/Randy) Froggolph (From Rudolph/Rudy) And Froggance (From Terrance/Terry) You're welcome, and I'm sorry.

[@ONE-vt1fz]

Speaking of the word “scuba” there was a town i went to where there were several scuba store/tours and the town didn’t want the tourism so they tried to ban scuba until the scuba stores wrote “scuba” on every bank note they made and the town realized like 95% of the towns revenue came from scuba stores

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about when i say "most people don't do passive aggressive, they do sarcastic aggressive" the word passive is there because you AREN'T being confrontational. like instead of going to court to prove that scuba was most of the town's revenue, they just wrote on all the money that passed through their shops. no biggie. no fights. everyone sees the results anyways and the problem is solved!

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@Not a spy omg i love that! what a lovely comment to wake up to, you officially win the internet for today! XD

[@Cinnaschticks]

@Not a spy I'm gonna use that from now on.

[@charleswillhite5375]

@Not a spy How would you combine nonfiction and notification?

[@saamjaza1742]

@@charleswillhite5375 Nonfictication.

[@NumLokke]

17:37 I've said it once, I'll say it again _No one is stopping you from being a jock vampire or an elegant werewolf_

[@nategolie3728]

Besides for authors of Teen Vamp books, but who gives a filleting fray fockerson about them?

[@C.L.G._Artisa]

@@nategolie3728 - Lol, *very* creative wording at the end there. Just as good as "frickin chicken in the kitchen."

[@lexezlao]

I don't think they can do either

[@Sirdudee]

I just love how P.M. starts every binge compilation.

[@lamdin7350]

They’ve gotten progressively less coherent and at this point it’s just mumbled nonsense.

[@Sirdudee]

I've been commenting *MINECRAFT STEVE* on random videos.

[@adeola_63]

Except I have *2 ADS BEFORE THE VIDEO* ughhhh I'm ok

[@kayleighcalamari329]

Yeah it’s very nice

[@its_still_cheesecake756]

With out a care in the world?

[@thebeaniesknees]

the title at this point has been said so many times that even if it sounds like it did in the beginning of this video, you are able to hear it anyways and understand what the hell he is saying and *I* *LOVE* *IT*

[@nsane9998]

I wonder if we can get Gaud officially recognized as a deity so we can unironically say "Gaud damn it".

[@jaguarthecat9566]

I think if more than 3 people worship something it’s considered a religion? I’m not entirely sure though

[@bpeterman5207]

How do I join this religion?

[@mickytherat8020]

@@jaguarthecat9566 ok so you got me

[@ellied6940]

I vote we do communion with pepto bismol

[@JustinY.]

I can't wait for the inevitable "it came from reddit" in 5 years when Tumblr shuts down

[@helltubejackie1086]

5000*

[@anjiluanoar9314]

You.

[@SoldierGuy05]

You...

[@midnights2631]

Even if tumblr dies, it memories lives on in these videos

[@nafreal]

Justin, have you heard about "I will defeat Justin Y."? They're coming for you

[@pixieofjoy2996]

All i saw was a poptart and i started laughing

[@a-s-greig]

...you mean a sandwich?

[@pixieofjoy2996]

@@a-s-greig ...did- did you just call a poptart a sandwich??

[@a-s-greig]

@haunted tea it checks out. Has one or more bready layers, is self-contained, you eat it with your hands, and as a bonus, it's toastable.

[@Sniff86245]

Mood

[@idkhonestly7163]

Use the cube rule of food, a poptart is toast with filling and glaze

[@trooper6277]

I swear everyone on tumblr is either in a perpetual state of being high or being sad and i LOVE IT

[@megamegatron99]

well then you've never seen the full picture of tumblr, because there is definitely more than "high or sad"

[@goosedotjpg]

5:30 This happened to me. i played Aaron Burr, Sir, and it ends with “Who is this kid, what’s he gonna do?” And then Meet me inside plays and i’m hearing a gunshot and i’m on the floor laughing

[@paperrebellion]

Lmao something similar happened to me but I put my entire music collection on shuffle. The first song that played was "Doubt Comes In" from Hadestown and after it ended I only had like 3 seconds to process my emotions, because unfortunately the song that played immediately afterwards was the friggin pokemon theme.

[@thegoldencrystal9677]

I played the soundtrack on shuffle and after My Shot plays You'll Be Back started playing and I got confused for a second.

[@admiralponk7198]

I watched them all during the week, but it's time to watch it again

[@rio03100]

Mood

[@Inkmel]

Yes

[@Nexus__Ae]

This is exactly what I do every time

[@irljellywyrm]

Exactly

[@olymolly3637]

Remember when the old Sailor Moon anime was heavily edited to suit the American lifestyle/culture?

[@garethspotfur1]

"cousins" my ass!

[@TiamatZer0]

@brmbly That happed in the first airing of the American dub as well

[@SiegeTF]

@brmbly thats like saying transvestites deserve better than Team Rocket

[@archevenault]

@@garethspotfur1 the cutest guy in school, brad

[@SuperUmizoomi]

pokemon too jelly filled donut

[@markcerne1313]

tinder but for your archnemesis idea : Hinder, as an antagonist must do.

[@hylianexpected1171]

Y E S. I N E E D THIS

[@Tr0lliPop]

I W A N T -- N O , *N E E D* T H I S

[@m3gawither7734]

I want to see PM do a deep dive into *the onecler fandom*

[@cumaorangbiasa8431]

AAAAAAHHH

[@cumaorangbiasa8431]

NOPE

[@alamrasyidi4097]

I've heard of it. I don't wanns know about it.

[@chiffonlime643]

@@alamrasyidi4097 aHh YeS yOu aRe MisSiNg SoOoO mUcH- CoMe wItH uS aNd sHiP wAfFlE oNcElEr wItH chOcoLaTE oNcElEr

[@olliethecryptid3238]

Guys we gotta get this to the top so PM sees it and does it

[@0Aquamelon]

Wait... what's PM Seymour's middle name? If it's Matthew I will literally crack up. All this time, AM Seymour wasn't his opposite *MATPAT WAS*

[@cuttlefishonfire7502]

OMG

[@lisa101561]

@Wesley Webb woah i have a crack on my screen right where this reply was and it made it even more terrifying

[@exyzt9877]

@@lisa101561 I have a highly cracked screen protector so... yeh.

[@li_ka2]

Sadly it's Michael

[@0Aquamelon]

@@li_ka2 dang that sucks

[@tomlynmathewsjr7514]

"Dragons suck" HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

[@sarahmellinger8125]

No need use the great Dragon

[@emdivine]

@@sarahmellinger8125 I tried to use the dragon, and was told "this person is busy". So I'm going with Hans

[@24DracoAmericanus]

Hans (a dragon): I *am* the flammenwefer...

[@viridianfox6172]

Got an ad at the very end, but youtube flinched, and I was just stuck with Big the Cat staring into my soul.

[@kazumakanjifreak3010]

"Dropped a small potato and started crying how's everyone doing tonight" "am on floor" _PFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_

[@bin6549]

Seymour help i'm starting to talk exactly like you do and my parents are giving me weird looks

[@jacobconrad3176]

I thought I had the most ominous profile pic

[@bin6549]

@Jasper From SU boo

[@cara-cw2re]

Uh Hii

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Can someone remind me in 1 or more weeks to replace my profile pic to a poxwalker.I

[@scribblerstudios9895]

@@clockworkpotato9892 Remember to replace your pfp with a poxwalker

[@twilightspire9983]

If I ever get tumblr I am going to message Seymour and just say “Well I got here Seymour, *Despite* your directions.” And no of you can stop me

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

it's "Well, Seymour, I made it... _despite_ your directions."

[@kalenipclaw5683]

In half a year, Pat will just say "B" and we'll all know what he's saying

[@an8strengthkobold360]

1:36 ghibli does not condone violence, ghibli condones sending a message.

[@commanderfiendfyre4095]

*Calls every Tiefling PC “Gay”.* Jester from Critical Role: “I’m sorry, what?”

[@yer_pall_memes4799]

3:24 The most likely situation is because Doof was a part of the OWCA (as pointed out in a random episode) and probably had Perry as a co worker the reason doof was in OWCA is because he is classified as a ocelot due to being raised by then

[@killerquinn64]

both episodes with that plot took place during/after the show

[@Elliyan4]

Yesterday during science, I thought "Kitchens are just mini science labs"

[@catbatrat1760]

I've heard some people say that baking is kind of a mixture of science and art. :)

[@X2Brute]

it's less that they're miniature labs and more that they're very specialized

[@sagetheplantboi8612]

8:52 bro I’ve always been simping for Jack Skellington since 2010 and watched that movie so much I have memorized every song

[@JadianRadiator]

3:43 This is how Odd1sOut deals-with/hides his constant misspelling stuff. I don't remember which video, but he actually outright said so in one of his videos.

[@catbatrat1760]

2:05 "You say touch-starved, but you actually just mean horny." Do... do people actually say this? Are there human beings out there who, upon hearing that someone suffers from the terrible condition known as touch starvation, just dismiss it and call them horny? That's horrible.

[@70Lu07]

"Dragons suck" Their split tongues are good because it feels like they're hugging it- oh, oh, not that type of suck

[@takatacheroki2624]

r/cursedcomments

[@definitelynotaweeb6879]

why must you say such horrible things

[@NoirRaven]

There is always _that guy_ and you, sir, are _that guy._ Hope you're proud

[@damoncross0167]

A bard wrote this

[@chiffonlime643]

as an ice elf who loves dragons- *LET ME FREEZE YOU IN ICE PLEASE-*

[@seacucmbergirl5765]

5:54 isn't that a major plot point in part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@squeaktheswan2007]

3:19 Doofenshmirtz used to work in the same company as Perry. Even though the company only recruited animals, doof was let in due to a loophole where due to his adoption, he was legally considered to be an ocelot. He probably met Perry there as an employee.

[@TheDiggity42]

5:49 this is basically the plot of Jotaro moving in DIO’s world of frozen time.

[@egge6145]

I mean....you're not wrong

[@TheDiggity42]

egg e that’s nice to hear

[@missycat7598]

Y’all at 13:58-ish I still hadn’t realized that it was the Seymour himself with a voice changer and I was so gay for who I thought was the woman voicing the tired Starbucks girl.

[@Unicorns115]

5:37 “YOU SHOT HIM IN THE SIDE, YES HE YIELDS!”

[@MrDrumStikz]

You know, I always thought it was weird that I don't have a "customer service voice." Then I realized I'm autistic. Customer service voice is basically how I talk to everyone. Which gives me the unique power if swearing in customer service voice.

[@mx.benzedrine]

16:10 Ah, yes. Danger Days. Or as I'd like to call it, Danger Gays.

[@phastinemoon]

15:14 - we need to form a union to do shit like this and destroy the fortunes of EVERY LANDOWNER AND DEVELOPER in the WORLD.

[@astrophelX]

I rejoined tumblr. You're still my number one source of classic tumblr content. I just need the Henry Stickmin Collection content at my fingertips

[@mudkipqueen920]

Is this my alt account

[@JackpotJack]

1:36 that man was ready to protect his honor

[@onyx7332]

5:53 don't reference alip don't do i d don't dON'T DO IT COMET DON'T *HAHA THAT"S SOMETHING THAT WOULD DEFINITELY GIVE ME **_ANXIETY_*

[@darthplagueis13]

Fun fact: Scuba isn't technically a word, but an acronym that stands for *Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus* so this has nothing to do with the ability of the english language to fit a lot of meaning into a small word because it's actually five words.

[@FonVegen]

THANK you. Edit: It's a monument to the power of acronyms, if anything.

[@X2Brute]

ok, but English fit five words into one short word. if this were German it would be called something like selfcontainedunderwaterbreathingapparatus. seriously, their word for a cellphone company is Massenkommunikationsdienstleistungsunternehmen

[@artistunknown88]

7:39 *"Clinical Imposter Syndrome"* That's very sus of you to have that, lawrence

[@Luckymune]

11:22 as someone who works in the service industry, yes I have been called the nicest person people have met I talk faster, higher I smile more and am so much more agreeable Its like a switch Whenever I train new people they usually hear my real voice first and are genuinely confused when i switch to customer service mode to show them how to do something

[@KrackedtheFup]

I love these so much! I just sit and listen and imagine everyone is my friend and we're enjoying our mental health issues together in a humorous way while supporting each other. I need real friends! And a hug!

[@silentshadow3894]

10:40 i don't have a retail voice. I can't hide that i am dying inside. lucky for me the customers seem to generally be dying inside as well. I just joke around with them about how disgusting the world is or i don't talk to them at all beyond the lines i have to say like "that would be $___", "would you like a recept", and "have a nice day/night". at my previous job i tried and my manager would get angry at me for not trying hard enough. At my curent job my main managers are 19 and 23. They care even less what the costomers think of me than i do. I work at a dollar tree by the way. I have no idea if other dollar trees are just as accepting or if i just really lucked out.

[@jaffos9097]

"I am contractually obligated to go hastily" ...Who. Who made that contract. And why did you sign it--

[@ahlpym]

SEEEEGAAAA

[@ThorsShadow]

9:04 I feel like that post just describes characters in the second campaign of Critical Role and I love it.

[@thundrrcloud6838]

6:52 This is just that one episode of Phineas & Ferb with Peter the Panda

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Wait, so the email thing also explains why Heinz only recognizes Perry when he wears the fedora. He was likely told in the email "Perry the platypus will be recognized solely by his uniform consisting of a brown fedora." The Tri-State Area has been stated to have an unusual number of platypus freely wandering around, so Heinz knows it's only Perry IF he's got the hat on, otherwise it might just be a platypus that just wandered in by accident, and Heinz doesn't want to stress out a wild platypus, he's not a monster. In Heinz's mind, it's just a platypus until he puts the hat on.

[@chaoticavocado5332]

3:54 imagine eating lasagna and you feel something slimy in your mouth so you pull it out and it's a piece of raw chicken

[@michaelkeenan2307]

7:52 eating a burrito from the center is sending me.

[@esirex7371]

The best way to start your day is by watching a tumblr binge compilation

[@sebastianls412]

9:30 mines called Boblin the cheese Goblin he is a 3rd level rouge he’s chaotic neutral and his whole thing is his love of and constant thievery of cheese

[@justincarroll1836]

My tieflings are usually goths with a heart of gold. Like I'll sponsor that orphan's adoption because the world stinks and I should improve it

[@AIRI37523]

5:29 Yeah you'll blow us all away... LEE DO YOU YIELD?!

[@Xadaj127]

"Vivi is best boy." You're damn right he is!

[@pzkitty6783]

Consider: cryptid known as the mysterious tired Starbucks woman meets Fae Barista who works there to collect names. They fall in love

[@eliel4324]

1:49 this is a good writing prompt

[@phacey4444]

3:19 in the first movie theres a line that implies doof believes every platypus is named parry, probably just a coincidence he was right

[@t1tansunbreaker563]

I needed to hear that other people do the same in the service industry. Thank you

[@JOHN-ls3dw]

17:50 Big the cat sounds Like that One Character that fills the swat of bof character in danganronpa

[@artkit9411]

I'm gonna go to a friends place today. I haven't seen them so long and I haven't left my house to others is a while. Also they wanted me over because I told them I didn't get enough sleep because of anxiety. I love them.

[@erinyes3943]

I’m sure they know

[@matthewyeldig4608]

6:28 I may not a "bible thumper", but I would rather *die in flames then let this future come to pass.*

[@izoraiza7169]

At 17:08 no it's Nothing shows the face of pain like Pain's face in Naruto...

[@halyoalex8942]

9:40 I was doing a You Pick Two of Broccoli Cheddar Soup + Mac and Cheese for months before they made broccoli cheddar mac and cheese and I shit you not I had a moment of "did I cause this?"

[@EizelR]

You know I was perfectly fine with forgetting what it was like to download something as a kid. I'll never forget that monitor... it was T H I C C

[@braydenleclerc5529]

4:34 this must be like the post about eating peppers and mints thinking they would cancel each other out and then indescribable pain happening. But with anxiety

[@misss7096]

1:09 I love Studio Ghibli so much

[@williamgaspard3937]

3:17 Actually Doof was part of the OWCA before he became a villain, and that’s how he got to know the name of Perry the platypus and all of the other agents first

[@eddie-roo]

"If you cut my movie, I'll cut you" -Miyazaki, probably

[@grumpy_bear0996]

3:54 I guess you could say he made a ‘misteak’

[@skootergirl22]

1:17 i wish that could happen to funimation

[@CultureMenace]

Thank you for everyone involved in that Final Fantasy post. I have been looking for a quick recap on the games for a loong time now. I can finally sleep.

[@SlashCraftJack]

3:14 actually, in "Files from the OWCA" since he was adopted by Ocelots, He was accepted at OWCA due to that technicality. He even used to work with Agent P. When Major Monogram fired Doofenshmirtz for being a bad spy, he suggested that Doof did more good outside the agency, leading Dr. D to try and prove him wrong. Perry was one of Doof's partners.

[@PikaChu-fr4fq]

Slash2324 I only just now realized that that episode was the writers giving backstory on the character that gives the most backstory

[@threedicksonabench3141]

5:33 That’s just listening any musical in order. The whiplash is insane.

[@gingercore69]

People: thinking 28990 years of download/installing is a thing of the past Me: laughs in third world country

[@Salthat]

I felt that.

[@tsugu9146]

that made my wifi connection cry. please apologize

[@gingercore69]

@@tsugu9146 im sowy uwu

[@clockworkpotato9892]

@@gingercore69 May I ask what countries? Edit: I meant country, damn autocorrect.

[@gingercore69]

@@clockworkpotato9892 im from argentina, but from a relatively poor rural area... I started downloading a game one week ago and it still didnt finish downloading

[@barar4583]

16:54 i handle criticism and confrontational conflict without crying by manually removing my emotions from my thoughts, thusly separating anything that would bring on tears. The side effect is i cant feel sadness anymore so yeah.

[@rain6539]

3:07 this post is so much funnier if you get what the name adds to it

[@opelstorm1324]

the post about being happy in the service industry is just too true. I’m the only on in my friend group that has ever worked in retail or hospitality and I always get remarks about why don’t you smile more? “Because my face is sore Becky! I don’t want to smile anymore today”

[@weakamna]

4:35 reminds me of a quote by Sean [day9] Plott where he was talking about being the commentator for a starcraft event. He had been chugging energy drinks throughout the event and had not slept enough. He described the experience as "someone pushing a gun against your head screaming SLEEP!"

[@MoreDepresso]

one of the posts called me out on my ability to basically control my emotion and don’t show anyone emotion why have mastered the art of emotion

[@achangeapproaches7648]

it is day 5/7 and while supplies are still low, i will still attempt to get pat to play hollow knight. i will Not miss a day until then. only then will i leave.

[@xenwilson5919]

yes please

[@blablabla798]

Nah it's 7

[@bagelly6957]

A noteworthy cause my liege

[@FuryMcpurey]

If I may be so bold to ask, could I perhaps join in this endeavor?

[@achangeapproaches7648]

FuryMcpurey all are worthy to join the cause

[@theforklol2401]

the part where you said scp made me unexplainably happy thank you

[@Alpha121198]

8:14 I am 5000% in favor of this headcanon!

[@jamjar9853]

something i have learnt, i have 'the retail voice' yet i do not work in retail, i only do it around my friends tho, i believe the reason it that we are all so tired and deppressing that they personally need a happy person in order to act and funtion like a normal human being

[@shigushigu741]

Ngl the cherry poptart in the thumbnail caught my eye, they're strangely pleasing to look at even though I can't have them

[@16BitGamerCat]

5:43 That's literally just the plot of the webtoon "Our Time". A girl is in a coma, and a boy has the ability to stop time. Whenever time is stopped, the girl wakes up. When time restarts, everything the girl did is undone, and she's back in her hospital bed in her coma.

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

3:38 JACKSFILMS!

[@jondw]

9:29 I had a goblin who defiantly wasn't CG seeing as he would stab you to death for shiny buttons if he couldn't just steal them and thought he could get away with it, that being said (metaphorically) dangle something shiny in the direction of good and he would happily follow it(he was admittedly CN). He was terrified of birds(also anything that flew and wasn't a bug was a bird to him) but would fight God with zero hesitation if you offered him a piece of shiny broken glass. I loved playing my chaotic little comic relief shiny obsessed trash goblin

[@09WigginsL]

You always do great videos. Only started watching the channel a while ago but I'm already hooked. I doubt I will be this early to a video again haha. Thank you for the great content.

[@crazycatladystudios]

8:05 the thing is I'm so bad at focusing and I zone out loads but I know I don't have ADHD because my mum is a teacher with lots of knowledge in that area and she would know. She would talk to me about it. And apparently ADHD is falsely diagnosed in children a lot

[@flameyboy4184]

5:53 oh? You’re approaching me?

[@thepandrbr]

I' be like NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII- and then i'd get my skull crushe, probably

[@dracothewarrior4316]

I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

10:58 I do this constantly. I'm only in highschool. When I'm proving myself innocent to the teachers or writing an essay or coming up with multiverse and subconscious theories in science I have a completely different voice, I use larger words, complete correct gramme and adjust my glasses constantly

[@jen32551]

one time i toke my adhd meds with a monster energy drink and it was a very strange,a little trippy too but don't try it you will be very confused

[@rileyamirault9292]

This man PM Seymour is the dad of the internet and I love it

[@Marcy75254]

9:19 maybe they just want them all to themselves

[@leoleo4469]

5:43 I'm genuinely surprised but also relieved no one made any obvious jokes about this.