It Came From Tumblr #51 | [Binge Compilation]

[@bronsonpatten7188]

Yes we have a seemingly endless amount of song lyrics in our heads but almost all of them are wrong

[@prosyndication21]

Make new song

[@QueenMonoChrome]

Like you know the song 'everytime we touch'? I remember my joke lyrics to the end part of that chorus more than I do the regular lyrics. Can't hear my car feet fast I want to eat ass Need juice in my wife

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

I was the 69th like

[@mleppp1546]

Nah, I’ve got em all right, and an unholy amount of them, but I have on one to screech with when that song comes on the radio.

[@normalhuman9878]

The song lyrics take up all the brain space

[@elk3407]

Fun fact: As for the one about MASSIVE, they actually discovered that the ones that abandoned were set to the lowest intelligence, so if they didn't see anyone they would just run straight until they did. This made it look like they just abandoned the war, but in reality they were just really really stupid.

[@thepandrbr]

So, artificial me then?

[@RoseAltro]

*"NYEH! TAX EVASION!"* How dare you say something so vulgar?!

[@curtishamilton5342]

The monster.

[@digaddog6099]

9:36 has made me conclude that 1. I have adhd 2. These symptoms are much worse in adhd Or 3. This is just normal people things™ and I'm looking to far into this. Update: its 2 years later, and I now have a diagnosis.

[@renroberts1045]

its 2. I have ADHD and like, all of those happen on a constant basis at the same time

[@digaddog6099]

@@renroberts1045 turns out it was 1

[@redskeletonart238]

There’s a restaurant I love that has cameras in the kitchen and select tvs around the dining room switch to the kitchen sometimes so you can see everyone in the kitchen making your food safely and sanitarily It just dawned on me that “where our food comes from” probably means the slaughterhouse or veggie farm, but I think my exception still stands

[@theahamkara2374]

Let's make an alignment chart for social media browsing, I'll start.... Chaotic Neutral: Getting to the end of a seven year old tumblr blog.

[@diamond_chaos]

True neutral: responding to a 2 year old comment because it’s a good comment.

[@LilFailsAtMinecraft]

"Lets make 2020 eventful, then" cursed prediction

[@vandread]

I had to stop the video and check the date. Then I took a minute to feel an emotion I don't have a name for

[@ACPtheAudioPhile]

The dinosaur oatmeal is actually still in production today. They sell it at the grocery store I work at.

[@stealthkitty3812]

didnt they have recall on it like 3 years ago because it had way to much Glyphosate.

[@znkhwhy2822]

11:05 "Let's make 2020 quite eventful shall we" SO IT WAS YOUR FAULT!

[@birubu]

“Paying 80 bucks for a console game is fine but paying 10 bucks for a mobile game is weird” Paying 5 bucks for restaurant ice cream is fine but paying 3 bucks for an ice cream bar is weird

[@uljk5699]

Shower thoughts won't survive long outside a shower. It just dissipates the moment people step outside the moist box.

[@AxionZetaOne]

"Lets make 2020 memorable" REGRET

[@greywhite2784]

So if someone paid Cyana with a hug for a hug, how many hugs would they get?

[@astral3997]

2 hugs, because she gave you a hug and you paid for that hug with another hug so 2?

[@Maximum-Chug]

@@astral3997 I love maths

[@astral3997]

@@Maximum-Chug Agreed

[@ethanwing5766]

Yes

[@utswriter]

@@astral3997 Unless its a hug for hug type deal each time you pay you get another hug. Then if you are on the same level or she gave you a free hug and you hug back you reach UNLIMITED HUGS

[@deusares4837]

I feel like you would do a really good frieza impersonation

[@toddoverholt4556]

My response to the wanting to do something is to get so bored that I start cleaning my apartment.

[@bforblitz4847]

There are certain things you can tell are from tumblr. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

5:38 Fellow FNaF fans, if you can hear me, we must start called Elizabeth Afton đe forbidden nickname of Zaby. I'm not a reincarnation of William who wants to mess wiþ my ghost kids' invisible head, I don't know what you're talking about.

[@cherrybomb86]

1:57 I read the last line as "fists the rules" 👌🏻

[@thundyty]

Can I have words of encouragement I’m having medicine up my but hole and I’m scared :( Edit: I’m not gay nor is it enjoyable. It puts me under extreme pain. Edit 2: I did i it oof ouch ow Edit 3: this just a useless edit but today is my birthday 🎂

[@Maximum-Chug]

You have a decent chance of getting infected. I hope you dont

[@cocoabo3470]

It'll be fine, don't listen to Crusher.

[@Maximum-Chug]

@@cocoabo3470 hey someone Actually got my name right on the first try

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

Listen my dude....gay guys aphave been around a loooooong time....your fine.

[@p3ach_e101]

It'll be okay!

[@VengefulV2018]

Sounded like you said."I like my energy in the shape of moeka." XD If you two are together,awesome I'm an uncultured swine

[@AramatiPaz]

0:22 Phoebe in Friends

[@normalhuman9878]

9:12 Me with adhd watching this at 1:00am because I can’t slee

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Ennard has discovered KZbin. Oh no.

[@normalhuman9878]

Noooo I’m just a normal human

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@normalhuman9878 Riiiiight. So your skin is definitely yours?

[@normalhuman9878]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 yes it is mine

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@normalhuman9878 How did you get your skin?

[@feufolli]

1:57 IT IS, IT ACTUALLY IS THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HENTAI!

[@alyx8815]

BOwOnge COwOmpilation

[@firstnamelastname7124]

No just no

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

Bruh

[@Kimmy0721]

BOwOnge COwOmpwation?

[@Luna19912]

*B U R N*

[@Luna19912]

@@seantaggart7382 If you will not comply, you will be forced

[@WolfDB]

Massive is a thing that still exists, if you want to look for it. I don't think links are allowed on here though, so I won't link the website

[@Maximum-Chug]

@@dragonsdream4236 we're all wondering this

[@jamesnorthey846]

... they still make Dino Eggs Oatmeal, saw a box at Giant Tiger the other day

[@victoryismine2121]

Nothing like macaroni at 1:46 AM while watching binge compilations

[@wolvesfangacademy5498]

1:09 my pet (ver loose turm, spacificly i mean that they live in my yard and i havent been able to get rid of them so i call them my pets to make me feel better) yellow jackets became less agressive when they started being given cinimon and mad honey (together) with their algae. We dont need to slectively bread them, we just need to feed them hallucinogines. (english is not my first language, so just assume that if a word makes no sense then its whatever it sounds like.)

[@existencetheman7618]

How am I this early, Pat how have you bent the space time continuum to allow this?

[@randolphrosenberg2994]

0:06 *FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER.*

[@abdulmasaiev9024]

"you don't need to lie about your age in forms when you get older" Guys, real talk. ALWAYS lie on the internet when making accounts. ALWAYS. It's just part of proper e-hygiene, allowing you to use sites without having your real personal data at risk for no reason. So ALWAYS just lie and input any ol' shit that'll get you in. ...figures a bot would be telling you otherwise

[@BugletsEnclosure]

Hello there If you're reading this, I hope you have a wonderful day. You deserve love and the world is a better place with you in it.

[@IamaPERSON]

Could someone like ^ this comment? It's so wholesome.

[@BugletsEnclosure]

@THAT Guy well, maybe except for you. Because the sentence you said id PURE EVIL

[@gufosufo337]

Hi, i am hitler

[@Maximum-Chug]

I want to watch the world burn is the world really better having me in it (jk)

[@EzTnT]

No

[@ichabodlorax7585]

6:37 My goal in life is to now have a prescription medication that fights off headaches and swelling, but the song playing is "Bring Back the Glory" by Zardonic.

[@happilyhadesbound]

1:21 cHiVaLrY iS dEaD

[@gemsineye]

Seeing someone with the username “equius” genuinely surprised me for a minute before I realized “wait, this is tumblr.”

[@GhostKitten69]

I decided at like five years old that I didn't want to be a veterinarian, and Cyana knows exactly why

[@alternativeplane]

I heard somewhere that we store plain verbal and lyrical information in different parts of the brain or something like that, so we remember lyrical information easier

[@dragonsoceress]

Funny enough, Walmart still carries the dinosaur oatmeal.

[@FrancisR420]

I can't wait till every Minecraft KZbinr has a literal quantum computer and runs the massive Lord of the Rings simulations instead of totally accurate battle simulator "100 of the actual Orcs from Lord of the Rings vs 100 of the actual elves from Lord of the Rings (NOT CLICKBAIT)"

[@missingno9848]

6:45 I have eczema I'm always itchy it's like being allergic to air

[@TheRockhead9]

They still make, and I still buy, dinosaur oatmeal. Yes I’m 22, but it tastes SO GOOD!

[@sailorenthusiast]

9:10, I have to admit, I relate to all of that. Anxiety and misophonia make it even worse.

[@bun_nybaby]

If you think about it, 1 is infinity, because there are an infinate amount of numbers between 0 and 1. Ex 0.1, 0.11, 0.112, 0.113

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

If you think about it, numbers are just an idea. This is not an anti learning post.

[@bun_nybaby]

@@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 everything is a concept. All the same, i like the idea of infinite infinities

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

@@bun_nybaby oh? You sure? If there truly were and infinite infinities, then everything possible would actually being happening everywhere all the time. Portals, random black holes, random physic changes etc. Having limitations is also apart of having those possibilities be stable and functional.

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

Well...i am assuming universes can affect eachother....

[@bun_nybaby]

@@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 i mean, this is the deepest conversation ive had in a KZbin comment section

[@Powerpasta]

0:18 probably because you kinda sound like Will Arnet

[@mrblakeboy1420]

10:56 well that’s just because elden ring doesn’t have ragdoll physics so it can afford the computing power to have a good ai

[@Starmadien2019]

The world is too noise somedays , but sometimes it is all too ambiant.

[@luissantiago5163]

Love these comps. Hell yes

[@bendowling522]

My life has background music. It’s boss music, but it’s still background music.

[@kanniekosplayyes2799]

think I'm going from thirteen hours on youtube to thirteen hours playing Stardew Valley xD

[@missingno9848]

5:48 deadpool could solve world hunger!

[@TheAustronaut03]

Another collection of stories from the tumblr man

[@jakevex4198]

Honestly the way my life's going right about now I don't mind sticking my foot in a glowing Vortex and getting kidnapped by the Faye right now

[@Tallame_Longstory]

4:50 I experienced this for the first time the other day.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I would be so weirded out by that shampoo bottle thing if it was real or a dream.

[@EllpaFox47]

“Let’s make 2020 interesting then” BITCH WE HAD A COVID PANDEMIC AFTER THAT LINE

[@echogamer1692]

1:05 He knew...

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

1:05 GODDAMNIT PM

[@satibel]

as someone with a banana in my pants, skirts with pockets are the best.

[@applechoco483]

6:37 And to think this kinda sounds like medication ad music...

[@lephalacat]

9:23 Me, right now, at 4am, when tomorrow is the finals ...

[@conorandkanohi]

Do people not realize that dinosaur egg oatmeal is still a thing? Like, it is still being manufactured, just go to your local supermarket & take a look

[@gemsineye]

Thank you, tumblr user equius. Very cool.

[@Shifter2200]

Daw, gremlin Cyana is so cute!

[@leogeck7350]

1:04 - I'd say we achieved that -_-

[@jinxiejae]

These vids are life

[@xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479]

9:10 THAT LAST ONE IS SO FUCKING TRUE

[@zephyr5291]

9:14 *_sharp inhale_* EITHER PEOPLE WITH ADHD GOTTA STOP BEING SO RELATABLE OR I GOTTA SEE A DOCTOR [stolen from somewhere :))]

[@jasperraine6104]

1:05 Hey about that...

[@Respectable_Username]

1:04 How DARE you! 😅

[@goblin.2618]

9:46 And this is when I realized I might actually have slight ADHD

[@datguymiller]

LE CUTE ELF

[@diamond_chaos]

Jokes on you I’m always aware of the itches help…

[@Crayoneater4259]

7:48 bro made an account just to hate on shower thoughts

[@python1972]

At this point can we have a binge compilation of his binge compilations?

[@badday5169]

Honestly I bought a 30 $ game app and it was soooo worth it (it was a pretty long game and was fully voiced)

[@bradlyalbert1136]

You may be a good elf cyana, but I am my favorite elf!

[@Crayoneater4259]

2:48 he sounds like Bruce Wayne or something

[@lillianward2810]

1:06- did you jinx us???

[@GoblinLord]

So...you could say... Pat is.. Down with the sickness?

[@oofitsclaudia8543]

Feel better soon :)

[@funwithchristina563]

0:33 this is because unlike console games, mobile games can be and usually are free.

[@Ebolson1019]

ATTENTION DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL IS STILL MADE AND STORES HAVE IT. I AM AN ADULT WHO BUYS MY OWN FOOD AND NOW I WANT DINO OATMEAL

[@hufflepuffsith5465]

Thank you shower thoughts for making me realize I was probably conceived on Halloween

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Wait... that also means Harry Potter (the character) was probably conceived on Halloween!

[@corpsehandler5321]

0:42 they don't like it either -or maybe they do, i don't judge-

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

9:11 Since I have þe severe version of ADD, (ADHD except wiþout þe hyperactive part) I shall deduce which of þese traits are ADD and which are ADHD! Just ADHD, Boþ, Also boþ, Yes, Yes but meds and headphones exist, I þought þat was an anxiety þing,(?) and BOÞ. YES. Þank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[@Demon_Lime]

10:23 I've heard some are using discord now

[@lisablack1898]

Dinosaur egg oatmeal is still being produce btw.

[@Kdrummy]

Yo 1:27 I am the embodiment of this I was raised to be or I’ll a boot in my ass and that has trained me to be nice to everyone just in case my mom is watching and so many girls have complained to my manager that I should not flirt with them in response I told my manager that I have niceness trained into me like I was one of Pavlov’s dogs. So yeah that is me

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

Yes I remember song lyrics but I remember them WRONG.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

1:05 I bet you regret saying that now.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Fun fact: Ducks and ođer flying waterfowl were (are?) actually sacred to đe Pueblo civilization in đe southwestern part (Four Corners area) of Norþ America!

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

I apologize for the thorns and eths

[@ironflange2000]

1.07 "lets make 2020 quite eventful then shall we." Seymour... Why???

[@Moff00388]

I may have endless stores of music in my head but the order there in is completely nonsensical

[@ChronoMoth]

with the thing with october instead of cancer it should say karkats for the homestuck fans and if you don't understand it just look at karkats shirt

[@FrancisR420]

But bird can also swim like fish, way better than us in fact

[@DarkonFullPower]

4:27 She looks familiar. Anyone know source?

[@thatonekirb5725]

mega mega binge _mega mega binge_ *_MEGA MEGA BIN-_*

[@itsanya4356]

Pretty sure I have the Corona virus from china or my bro has it. I'm really frickin scared but I'm probs just paranoid

[@sweetmystery700]

Shout out to my peeps conceived in October.

[@matthewcrandell9509]

wait, Cyana has a ring on her left hand, is she marreid?!