It Came From Tumblr #74 | Binge Compilation

[@saiyanslayergaming8816]

“Bastardisation arc” is a much better name than “fallen hero”

[@shindrac]

To be fair, the whole time I was: "Isn't this just Darth Vader?"

[@livingabomination361]

honestly, I was thinking about attack on titan but Anakin works perfectly

[@spacebunny9116]

It works

[@Jackalshot]

No

[@spacebunny9116]

Jackalshot 2559 why’d you edit it, it was amazing

[@healerofthewaters6508]

So... If Chris Hemsworth was in the Saddle Club... Technically... THOR is in the Saddle Club.

[@argythefox]

SADDLE THOR

[@Luigi-np8td]

WHERE IS MY horse

[@sairuhbby]

So... Thor should've known where to get a horse in his first movie, I guess, huh?

[@TheMewtata]

Maybe he’s actually babysitting Sleipnir.

[@TallboyDave]

So, Thor would understand then, that Friendship is Magic?

[@buttercupkat]

"Mom said it's my turn to give out the ominous warnings." "That wasn't mom." It was dad!

[@SerenaTheTurtle]

But- dad's been gone for years...

[@buttercupkat]

@@SerenaTheTurtle He's just come back from the store after buying milk! :D

[@SerenaTheTurtle]

@@buttercupkat but he said he went to get gas though 😔

[@buttercupkat]

@@SerenaTheTurtle Surprise! He got milk and a brand new car with gas!

[@SerenaTheTurtle]

@@buttercupkat oh ok

[@birubu]

Cyana: “Yes! Do turn me into easily marketable plushies!” PM: “... whut?”

[@unknownerror9551]

Bfb?

[@damudkip1083]

no

[@aceofspades8129]

" henry, no! don't turn me into a marketable plushie! " is all i can think of

[@atomicfault3972]

Sometimes I forget that “bois” is a word that is a plural of boi and I end up pronouncing it ‘bwa’ in my head like it’s some French word or something.

[@fusbhas3191]

Getting a cold one with me and the *bôą*

[@majarini]

Well it is a french word tho

[@phastinemoon]

Well, now I shall do the same!

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Rabbids

[@atomicfault3972]

@@Anotherchild_lol This is the funniest reply to any comment ever. Thank you

[@asdraanimationl118]

Jokes on you. I NEVER SKIPY INTROS

[@WestOfLee100]

AAAAAAH

[@ThePunikaTV]

"that will render them indecipherable in a few years" what the they are indecipherdsdalble right now

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

I hate that I laughed at that.

[@ashleyroberts4403]

‘That red thing is a member of the royal family’ is the biggest anime plot twist of this decade

[@derp5491]

4:34 angels reacting to death like that but then they've had to expirience humans sleeping ,so like when they are reacting to death then stick would ever so slightly increase in force and size until the angels decide "lazy ass bitch" then leave

[@BlackThorn010]

Perfect timing, I just finished the 15 hour long one Edit: Jesus I come back to this after 2 months and it's up to 701 likes?? Never thought I'd get that many for being an insomniac and listening to a binge compilation haha (Been through it 4 times now, still funny)

[@kingofproxies8025]

For real

[@BlackThorn010]

@@kingofproxies8025 Yup, been deep cleaning the house and throwing away the surprising amount of crap I've accumulated for the past few days. The 15 hour video made for a nice background element, interrupting the sweating and cursing with frequent laughter.

[@kingofproxies8025]

@@BlackThorn010 lol

[@averyeventfulanxiety5917]

good job

[@BlackThorn010]

@@averyeventfulanxiety5917 Why thank you

[@youtubefanatic6082]

I’m literally writing a book and this is the prompt that got me started, but I forgot exactly what it said, so now it’s radically different

[@nonebusiness7723]

Can ya spare any deetz

[@hufflepufflez3293]

ooooh link it when you're finished bud 👀👈👈 my Tumblr is Void-donut, like I'm totally down

[@uh3336]

^ I agree we need to read it

[@mysteryman4553]

Which prompt exaclty?

[@lavencrossfire1435]

We need to read the book!

[@nvfury13]

The “bastardization arc” is just the Star Wars Prequels.

[@phastinemoon]

Mikhail G ...Did... did you just...

[@sista4ever583]

My bastardization arc is Potter falling in love with Voldeshorts. ..

[@myth9013]

Oh ya..

[@sharkydumbass]

...And that went not so well. Cool fight scenes though.

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

Literally just Ink’s story in Underverse

[@ismokevodka]

now we need the "PM getting scared by cyana plush binge compilation"

[@bridgetnickole9824]

I would not complain if there was a compilation made up entirely of Tumblr posts about Gen Z

[@suysb]

PLEASE!

[@Lich-x2g]

PREASE

[@Lich-x2g]

.........please please please please

[@shadowkittycat97]

I would absolutely love that

[@midnightartist43]

*y e s*

[@ssumbody6251]

14:55 Did you know that Barbie and Ken were named after the creator’s kids? Barbara and Kenneth. So Barbie and Ken are brother and sister. Think about this when you think back on playing with your Barbie dolls as a kid.

[@walnutalpaca8608]

**Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance**

[@phastinemoon]

Now, now - it’s the marketing creators who were disgusting, incest-fetishizing creeps. Girls never actually PLAYED with Ken - he was an accessory to Barbie that was so lame, you had more fun pulling his arms and head off

[@Dean123123100]

@@walnutalpaca8608 difference or distance ?

[@walnutalpaca8608]

The Vulcan fricking Autocorrect I meant distance

[@vinetail5735]

@@phastinemoon now, I know you think that makes you sound cool, that girls don't want to play with a male doll. We made him dance in the strip club like every other barbie

[@brianw.7700]

"Is it a thing in (American) English to use "Texas" as a word for something that's out of control or chaotic, or "crazy"?" No. That word is "Florida".

[@scribbler_crowe]

"Man, the boss went real Florida the other day." *I dunno if that works*

[@wolfyboi3712]

@@scribbler_crowe I feel like "The boss was a real Florida Man the other day" might work better

[@scribbler_crowe]

@@wolfyboi3712 Yeah that could work better- Now what if the boss was actually from Florida-

[@wolfyboi3712]

@@scribbler_crowe Then he shall forever be a Florida Man. It's just whether or not the boss acts like one

[@justacanofapples8885]

As someone from norway i can confirm

[@leoleo4469]

"Moving and sitting down" Car owners: *get those pitchforks away from me*

[@spookystar6126]

2:51 *It's the spaghetti man* *I just found out his name is Harry from this post-* *Why* *Dhmis why-*

[@Cyberneticfrk]

Fans gave him that name. The other name they gave him was Alfred.

[@spookystar6126]

@@Cyberneticfrk *Ok, I am now having a crisis*

[@maddieH24]

I’m pretty sure it was a troll lol bc I think it’s part of the story that we don’t know his name :)))) lol it got me too

[@spookystar6126]

@@maddieH24 Yeah

[@maddieH24]

Yūrei hmm I didn’t know that lol

[@crunchydinosaurs11]

Please, America does need help. **whispers** _we're being abducted by the French_

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*B O N J O U R*

[@skythealmighty2826]

A6D: HELLO THERE

[@milky9602]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@s0LLagal]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 NO. PLEASE NO. GODS NO. *NOOOOOOOOO*

[@comet3876]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 NOT THE FRENCH

[@BiohazardPsycho]

Peach actually is Bowser Jr's mom: There's a part of the lore where the koopa kids are all orphans that Bowser adopts. He kidnaps peach to forcefully marry her because she is the ideal mom. Bowser even introduced her as thier new mom, with her partly taking care of them while captured (or at least showing sympathy). To the koopa kids, Peach is at least thier step-mom.

[@KatchRocketman]

Except she never consented to marry Bowser OR become a stepmom.

[@BiohazardPsycho]

@@KatchRocketman True, from Peach's perspective that makes sense. But the koopa kids didn't quite understand that and went along with what they're dad was telling them, so from the kid's and Bowser Jr's perspective she still was. She probably knew that, which is why I think that reaction was either sympathetic or a "not this again" thing.

[@bryandiaz7013]

Someone watches Game Theory.

[@izabella1129]

damn dude just send them over on weekends,no need to kidnap people

[@landonadams9935]

"What are you doing step-koopa?"

[@grumpyfroggy8247]

3:28 as a furry, I would've just been thriving on the wave of normies going "I sWeAr I'm NoT a FuRrY" and sobbing as they post their thirty fifth picture of their magical cat OC, as well his husband and their magically conceived litter of kittens. It'd just be so funny to watch the mighty fall like that.

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

I love how the comments of these videos have tumblr energy.

[@stirrcrazy2704]

Just had a dream that there was a game where all the characters had the voices PM does for his tumblr videos and the world needs this NOW

[@notagoat281]

10:54 Actually, the way we train our most advanced AI in real life to make them smarter is "throw problems at them until they figure out what to do". So it stands to reason that she just learned this behavior over time.

[@humangarbage3019]

14:38 This might’ve confused some of you, so, Fun fact:Smelling toast when it is not there is a sign of a stoke!

[@ravinkitsune]

"brothers, sisters, _theyblings_ "

[@tickytickytango5634]

4:08 "You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! Go on! Strike me! You've never held back before! AAAAAHHHHH!"

[@synderthmc]

* clears throat * Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch.

[@aceofspades8129]

thank you for choosing.. EGGS BENEDICT

[@lillytoriya2212]

Thank you for choosing *cAsUaL bOnGoS*

[@aceofspades8129]

@@lillytoriya2212 E X O T I C B U T T E R S

[@servhive]

i CHOKED. ON MY SPIT. WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT. I CANT BREATHE. edit: when the fuck did i write this. all memory of this reply is nonexistent what the hell

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

Even with no lungs, I feel like I can’t breath

[@moonlightriver1607]

Now no one gets to say “first”

[@mxwhite97]

First.

[@brece5452]

Cake, you are on thin ice. This is your last warning.

[@edsweet2858]

Brece QUICK EDIT THE WORD TO LAST

[@brece5452]

Ed Sweet. Reality can be whatever I want, I have changed the events of the past. I am a corrupt individual, but hey at least I don’t suffer any consequences.

[@edsweet2858]

Brece good you have learned from your mistakes and I hope you will give your knowledge to others

[@goblin.2618]

I love rewatching videos from when Cyana’s plush first came out because I just looked up from my assignment to Cyana, who is currently sitting on my windowsill. I also think that it’s important to mention when I was gone from my dorm for Thanksgiving break, Cyana protected everything for me. She did a wonderful job.

[@phastinemoon]

It’s honestly so wholesome that someone named “Goblin.” Trusted moon-space-elf baby to protect their stuff… and SHE DID!

[@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495]

17:30 If I am ever allowed to give a speech at a wedding, I will start it with "My dearest beloved fuckos" aND THAT IS A PROMISE!

[@boopling8206]

I love how at 2:09 he says "when" i get married, like he's 100% sure he's gonna be married and i love it.

[@Spatial_Sovereign]

I feel bad, because every time I hear The Voice of Gaud now, all I can imagine is Shigaraki from BNHA

[@crosseyed5004]

The plot for Peter Dinklage + Jason Momoa film is also the plot of Dragonheart, from 8 years before Shark Tale where a knight played by Dennis Quaid repeatedly cons towns by pretending to slay a Dragon (voiced by Sean). Hollywood seriously needs to try new ideas for a change.

[@Oturan20]

They've all been done already!

[@phastinemoon]

Why mess with the perfect concept, tho?

[@taylorwood7869]

Imagine seymour and cyana singing “you’re nothing without me” from city of angels

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

1:32 Part of me loves how Ik what they’re trying to say, but the other part of me is just laughing hysterically and telling me not to decipher it again

[@gatsmen2200]

0:58 oh god... the florida men are secretly some of the most powerful people on the planet, how could this be hidden to us?

[@blueshell4188]

This is why I farm exp in Florida

[@dontaskquestions8721]

That backwards TP thing doesn’t last long. We had a cat. We made it backwards, he just pulled the TP down by the piece sticking out, then knocked all our towels onto the toilet!

[@eliswhere]

I still, every time I watch a binge compilation, have that feeling of absolute certainty that Seymor will say "It's a binch complication" but it never happens. But every time I hear him start the sentence, I feel so sure, with no doubt in my mind, he's gonna say "binch complication", I can hear it in my mind.

[@riakun]

Personal opinion: I love longer videos and compilations. For both studying and for my own amusement. So thank you 💖

[@notagoat281]

9:02 I have ADHD, but according to tests I also have a really good memory, so I find myself in this weird situation where it's like 50/50 whether I'll forget something almost immediately or remember it for years after the point where it was useful, there is no in between.

[@azzychentnik1663]

I just realized that the negative character arc is star wars, ITS LITERALLY DARTH VADER

[@-cosmiclown-]

"That red thing is Harry?!" Me, who just got out of my DHMIS phase: kgckkckghieigsodoh

[@Mad_West]

I keep getting pulled back in I need help

[@whitespaceyuki]

@@Mad_West_same._

[@shockanplays3735]

11:47 oh you don't know the half of it that's the start of a 17 part series of dissecting Mort's evilness and alien origins it's wild

[@carmineredpigment]

22:00 “CAN YOU SMEEEEEELL WHAT THE WONK IS COOKIN’!?” “...chocolate?” “Yes. It’s chocolate.”

[@skeleton_tea]

Cyana: ∎∎ SEYMOUR ∎∎∎∎ TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE Plushified cyana: SEYYYMOURRRRR

[@somesortacatperson5492]

6:16 all i could think is that part of 'supermassive black hole' by muse when that distorted voice just says the song title over and over, apparently thats the drummer

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

5:55 I love how everyone is comparing đese adorable frogs to food, but I wanna know đe reason it's called đe pacman frog. Scientists really like naming þings after video game characters, don't đey?

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Th?

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@FrizellaTheBee Yes.

[@gelusvenn5063]

"Domesticated Cryptid" describes me more accurately than I feel comfortable with.

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

Both physically and mentally!

[@oneshotofdepresso]

The bastardization arc is literally just John from UNordinary

[@gustavodasilvaprobst890]

Yep

[@gustavodasilvaprobst890]

Twice even

[@Shiloh_has_a_bird]

It is-

[@Toastaddictionz]

arent we forgetting Aniken

[@roshambo282]

Man has a domestication arc now

[@bigbigbig42]

13:27 that's a trope in writing, it's called the fallen hero.

[@Goop_draws]

“Omg I’m early!! Uh quick think of something funny” -everyone rn

[@polyblank2]

"Ayy lmao"

[@ladofthedamned7796]

Underrated 😹😹😆😂😂🤣🤣

[@capdan9708]

You: copy and paste !

[@vexile12]

Huh? I'm going back to bed... zzz

[@limewatt]

Oh my god, at 8:09 I was so confused why it would be weird for peach to not know if shes the mother and then I remembered that women are the ones who get pregnant.

[@CourierCat-isGod]

What the fuck

[@thegamingshinobi1699]

19:05 someone one upped gaude, the world must be ending

[@rosecatmull9244]

1:21 well it is a fishes home sooo edit: I don't remember writing this what the heck

[@dicegerry5127]

When you get here quicker than the notification.

[@shuyuyummy3924]

At 10:19 I immediately picture someone in a floral dress just devouring a watermelon. No spoons, just a full water melon with a piece sliced off so you can bite off chunks.

[@phoenixwithahalfofdragon936]

3:04 Pukicho really back roasted that dude huh

[@PupdudePwns]

13:26 *taps and ahems into microphone* ...Star Wars prequels

[@kaejamieson1458]

his dr. doofenshmirtz impression is flawless i love it so much please never dont.

[@FatalHog]

3:46 This guy right here, hes spitting straight facts

[@avitaylor8948]

2:18 don't do that to me. I forgot this was uploaded a year ago

[@oraclenightshade]

10:35 *clears throat.* Cars. Bikes. Motorcycles.

[@NanoBuns]

With every video, she grows strong....... she grows

[@gatorpossumstudios8737]

The negative character development Arc immediately makes me think of the incredibles

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

0:26 jokes on you, I love the intros, the more ridiculous they are the more I love them.

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

5:27 *nothing happens. You go on with your day but suddenly there are more people in an open space than usual. All of their numbers spontaneously start counting in sync. They all reach 0. A gold and wood chest descends from the sky. Someone, greedy-looking, rushes over and opens the chest…* *Out comes a small, child looking gray body. It has wings and horns… and a smile that stretches across its face. It’s red eyes twinkle at the opener.* *it’s the anti-christ* _Isaac_

[@faeryb0mb]

honestly falling asleep to youtube is a skill for me. i've learned to get my sleep wherever and the rest i sub with bang energy drinks because i'm too scared of overdosing on deathwish

[@samuelthestrange4804]

11:02 i can actually hear a distant and mysterious rumbling coming ever close help

[@lukaza1261]

P.M.: im gonna make the intro so long and rediculous so everyone will skip that part. me: jokes on you! im into that stuff

[@PippityPup]

this is like, the only Binge comp where you can tell when one vid ends and the next one starts

[@UnknownCleric2420]

14:14 This is a Sims item description.

[@UnknownCleric2420]

It also helps that the color and font are similar to The Sims's buy menu font

[@finnorourke4861]

It’s funny realising why tumblr is so bearable now, all the crazy people moved to twitter. Now all we have are shitposters and I am all for it.

[@cityfey]

"mom i want cake!!" "no" "think of the CHILDREN!"

[@nisrasha6842]

7:35, I literally work the window at a burger king but I still have to stand for 6to7 hours straight, there is a bench in there but we use that to store unopened soda bags

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

“This babey, go get one” *Another babey appears*

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

That intro was so long I had time to leave the video playing, go to my kitchen, throw out my wrapper, contemplate grabbing another Crepe, not grab one, come back and sit down and STILL wait for the video to start

[@paladinstudios7027]

*when you binge 30 or so of these in one day and then realize that you are semi-early to this one:* h u h o k a y t h e n

[@desmolboi4049]

12:34 all I can think is: "Hey babe, wanna have sex?" "Why should we? I've been so tired recently." "Cmon, think of the children!"

[@JessyDupre]

Technically Dragonheart used that plot before Shark Tale did.

[@hunterfox6176]

THANK YOU! Not enough people remember the Sean Connery dragon

[@JessyDupre]

@@hunterfox6176 Dragonheart was, is and will forever be my favorite movie.

[@CrayfishCraig]

I was just thinking about that the other day randomly

[@Frvnt888]

4:14 Hi Joker. Are you planning on killing the bat?

[@rocklee7737]

7:04 Say, zhat's a nice pen you have zhere.

[@yumyumbirdy8847]

Ok but as a Texan the way he says y’all’d’ve at 18:04 hurts me. Physically

[@renthedirewolf6171]

0:17 I either 1)Play Minecraft while listening 2)draw

[@couchpotato8869]

i can imagine hulk wearing a long floral dress on a balcony in Italy and it makes me giggle

[@soulhunter6438]

Doofenshmirtz: a platypus bear... Perry the platypus bear 7:59

[@nedhunter4444]

13:30 I recently read a series where one of the protagonists from the first book ends up becoming one of the two big bads at the end of the series.

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

18:13 NO IT’S NOT, IT’S REALLY NOT, PLEASE NEVER SAY THIS AGAIN.

[@holderofgold6764]

17:20 if they did, the internet companies would do everything they could to get rid of them

[@throneisbed7833]

I wish to obtain the Cyana plush. Alas, she would blend in too well with my mound of quilts.

[@voidboiyt]

4:09. OK TELL ME THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE GHOSTFREAK FROM BEN 10 WHEN HE BREAKS FREE

[@voidboiyt]

1 yeat later and i still agree

[@Ssstone3.14]

21:51 one could, mayhapes, say: Dwayne "The Choc" Johnson? 😏😏😏😏

[@pesky1233]

The nearly forgot about the mort being evil thing, but this reminded me of it. I also remembered that the person making the videos said that he may have to make 15 or more parts just to fit in the information from the films and tv shows and to make some theories about mort.

[@residentfacehead3465]

12:17 Did dr bright write this?

[@vortex_all9055]

10:37 I had a whole conversation about this in particular and came to the conclusion that plankton doesn't have a humiliation fetish and just made Karen to keep him in check and belittle him whenever he failed so he would be punished whenever he didn't succeed

[@paramoirai3501]

13:29 sense I don’t have tumblr someone tell this man I have found what he is looking for. It is known as seven deadly sins, season 3 (or 4 if you use Netflix).

[@magicender8]

1:59 good idea but every time you enter it, Bonetrousle has to play

[@Elderterra]

Nyeh heh heh

[@connormacgregor9460]

Type 3 fun is fun only for the spectators

[@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828]

17:00 In new Zealand you just have green stone murder paddles

[@gat_demon8293]

Oh no The G o o d v I b e s They're coming for me- IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY IT'S WorKING

[@Rae0814]

“You ever meet someone who’s just asking to be struck down by the gods?” sounds like a Salad Fingers quote for some ungodly reason