IT'D BE A CRIME [A Comic Sans BIG SHOT]

Nothing has changed much in the track cuz the original already sounded iconic.
*[[TURN AROUND KID,]] AND WITNESS MY...
*...GREATEST [[prank]] OF ALL TIME!!
*[[pain]] AND [[betrayal]]
*THIS BRINGS ME [[back]] LIKE THE [[old]] DAYS SINCE [[2015]]!!
*THIS POWER... IT'S.... [[nostalgic]]
*KID, I GIVE YOU MY THANKS FOR [[believing]] IN ME
*AS I [[promised]] I SHALL GRANT YOU YOUR [[FREEDOM]]...
*give...me...your...[[S O U L]]
*that's why you should never believe on promises...
#deltarune #undertale #sans #spamton #tobyfox
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[@filamentvol.2004]

"NO STANS"

[@sol.51]

no StANS?

[@ulc_UV_Swap_sans]

"NO STANS!"

[@GuyDoesntWork]

NO STANS

[@Bd-qs5bn]

"turn around STANS, it'd be a NO"

[@thedoctoromega]

Will this ever be on spotify?

[@Pentium4Proto]

If spamton is some kind of spam email, or spam software, i think sans would be an anti-piracy measure that doesn't work as intended, and almost never gets triggered, and so is left forgotten. "Turn around kid, it'd be a crime." Sounds like it would fit right into an anti-piracy screen of some sort.

[@somethingforsenro]

that also fits with his role in undertale. technically, he's helping papyrus as an assistant to the royal guard, watching from his guard post and judging you for your actions. but he never truly takes action against dangerous people... not until it's too late.

[@beautifulspacer2861]

And he knows when you have cheated too, which he calls that out on you.

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

PIRACY IS NO [[celebration]]!!!

[@hexcomputadorofficial]

PIRACY IS NOT A [cool ol' pun] STEP BACK AND TAKE THE [[Darned]] GAME OUT, N0W!

[@random_guy8908]

"hey kiddo, dontycha know privacy is wrong? well, most of the time, alot of older games arent accessible by normal methods, but that never means privacy is wrong, besides. its a crime, even the worst person can change, turn a new leaf, but some, others cant they chose their path." "but seriously, take that game cartridge out. privacy isnt some good ol' pun ya'know? it has its consequences."

[@Spamton_1_9_9_7_]

Wingdings Translation HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE I CAN'T FIND MY OWN REAL BELIEFS SO PLEASE SO PLEASE RELEASE ME PLEASE SO GASTER DON'T JUST LEAVE ME... SO HELP ME HELP RELEASE ME PLEASE I'M SMILING TO HIDE ALL MY FEARS YOU PULL THE STRING YOU PULL THE STRING TELL YOU THAT WAS JUST A [[CRIME]]!

[@Cat_In_A_Hoodie]

he his yelling for someone to cut him free

[@crabbycakey]

If you listen very closely during that section you can also vaguely hear him sing this in the background in a very BIG SHOT-esque way. It might be hard to form the sentences but you can hear the syllables of it.

[@waitingfortheequinnox]

That feels exactly like how Sans(ton) could react when discovering how the fandom treats him

[@darraghkeenan3524]

[please and thank you] [ [BIG SHOT ] ]. That was [Full price] [[desired]].

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

Sanston is either a child protection program, an anti-piracy measure or just an embodiment of what the internet did to sans. And the line “TURN AROUND KID, IT’D BE A CRIME” somehow fits all three.

[@Creeper_Duck]

What's a child protection program?

[@Pentium4Proto]

​@@Creeper_Duck Basically a program that keeps kids from going to websites they shouldn't, they're common at schools and such.

[@marcusmendesmontano7167]

​@@Creeper_Duck Nintendo Switch Parental Control but on computers

[@PhantomOfficial07]

@@Pentium4Proto that sounds more like toriel

[@PhantomOfficial07]

the embodiment of what the internet did to sans sounds like a cool idea

[@dusknova6113]

"It'd be a crime, to pay more than a dime."

[@Mister_Microbe]

less*

[@Sov_spoiled]

Honestly alfa's "Stronger than you" was such a crazy point of the fandom I mean, I assume thats where "Turn around kid, it'd be a crime" would originate from

[@OrangezLanternz]

it was too iconic

[@hat5564]

Alfa's other videos: ☠️

[@rulerofthewinds]

1:51 THE POOPSHITTERS IMAGE LMAO

[@crossans4058]

OMG HOW DID U SEE THAT?????

[@La_Jupo]

Whit eyes :)

[@crossans4058]

@@La_Jupo oooooofcourse, well, i am blind

[@HayWitcher777]

They are eating bologna

[@Reymerzab]

Chicos estoy comiendo mortadela/Guys I'm eating mortadella

[@Exactly_they]

*Sanston asks the audience not to kick him off the stage for offensive pun. *Sanston begs the audience to remember the real him. *There's no audience.

[@Mr.Auternick_006]

*The air crackles with bad puns

[@pineapplephill7934]

Offensive jokes are cool

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

*A soft crackle and static sounds can be heard from the distance *Sanston's attack dropped, but it's already 1 *The crackle become more intense *Sanston start glitching and looking at the horizon as for searching for something or... Someone... *Sanston start crying and calling for help. But nobody came. *But nobody came *But nobody came *But nobody came *But nobody came *But nobody came *But nobody came *The crackle become even louder

[@Labirift]

​@@pineapplephill7934 if done correctly

[@Sandstheskeleton]

I JUST REALIZED THAT IN THE SPAMTON FIGHT SPAMTON TELLING THE AUDIENCE TO STOP TAKING THE FURNITURE OUT OF HIS ROOM IS FROM HIM GETTING EVICTED

[@SuperIsaiah]

So sans has become corrupted by the internet and turned into a shell of his former self, now nothing more than "the funny skeleton man".

[@cameronjorgensen5557]

Sans IS corrupted by the internet

[@leftyonthenet]

I'd imagine that Santon was jokeware (he's a comedian, after all) that was spread around town; he was created by a group of kids in a computer lab (hence why a computer in the school lab says "it looks infected with skeletons") to test their programming skills. Embarking on a distribution campaign, our pal Santon was born. Initially harmless, he became more malicious after encountering a mysterious hacker (aka Gaster) and discontinued among the community.

[@wondermations3874]

That's actually sounds cool

[@CoolAmogus95-q1p]

0:57 bro scared me 💀

[@This_Guy_Exists]

Interstellar Retribution jumpscare

[@La_Jupo]

Disabled papyrus

[@Yuji-ms2ok]

is anyone gonna talk about amongus

[@La_Jupo]

SussyTale

[@michaeldreemurrandhisaus2165]

I like the idea of sanston being an anti piracy measure, you know with him hanging it makes sense because it gives off a “there’s no going forward” vibe

[@NewportNibbler]

this is definitely me when I never make promises

[@dragonkaiju78]

1:36 you can hear "maybe its the way you're dressed" 💀

[@thegamesquad5133]

I definitely can

[@La_Jupo]

Patrick

[@main7168]

if you look closely on the right, you might find out that sanston was there for most of the video, too

[@Elliotschram-fg6ij]

Lol

[@mogusisfunny]

I think the pink and yellow in Spamton's glasses represent mercy, because in Undertale, when an enemy is sparable, their name is either yellow or pink.

[@Cat_In_A_Hoodie]

sanston has *justice* and *patience* in his glasses.

[@NovaAeternus]

where is it pink?

[@Cat_In_A_Hoodie]

@@NovaAeternus in spamton's glasses. not sanstons'

[@NovaAeternus]

@@Cat_In_A_Hoodie I know still can't remember where would the spare text be pink even though there was a point it could be

[@3rrorArt]

@@NovaAeternussay that whatever the third froggit said isn’t helpful, they take away the yellow text. once you ask them to put it back, they make it pink.

[@lewisbowman4158]

An antivirus with Comic Sans font has been altered by a security breach in the Software, the antivirus decides to take action on the matter. The antivirus decides to download illegal anti-piracy protection software, the Antivirus has been updated.

[@fantasycheck4373]

* you gotta be [KID]ding around if ya think [[The one and only!]] Sanston would turn around without [it's time to face the music]!!! * [[ *IT'D BE A CRIME* ]] to think otherwise, right...? (Basically, bro cooked 🔥🔥)

[@alexthedoof]

Imagine if one of the attacks were like the mini spamtons but replaced with different sans aus The pipis is littletale, Just so i can see him explode.

[@chasebrainerd5835]

That would fit well with the idea that this is an embodiment of what the internet did to sans

[@sporg5437]

He throws littletale sans like a football

[@Ezecool-3105]

A little sans is thrown and then it explodes into bone proyectiles

[@TheSelfInsert]

Hang on, can someone explain why we're so eager to kill littletale sans all of the sudden? I don't know much about him, is there some sort of controversy, or do you just not like him?

[@cloverlovania]

@@TheSelfInsert pretty sure its the same reason people wanted to kill, idk, the ice age baby. small dumb child. must destroy at all costs

[@dunkindayn]

There's something about 2:07 and especially 2:12 when Megalovania fully breaks through that itches my brain real nice. I'll be honest it gives me goosebumps lmao. I've tried to put it into words but I can't lol, this slaps

[@JustAThought1997]

Turn aroun- turn aroun- turn around kid it’d be a crime-crime BAD TIME BAD TIME BAD TIME

[@GJt2]

I like to think that SanSton is a corrupted internet filter, that blocks pages that you shouldn't search in the school computers, but due nobody uses the computers because they are very old, he became insane

[@Tsunamicat108]

all the memes i noticed: amonguses in the buildings "maybe its the way youre dressed" poopshitters like ten seconds of stronger than you (the undertale version obviously) megalo strike back the rope around his neck that running guy from hazbin hotel at the end (i think its hazbin hotel) (idk his name) whatever that was at the end

[@raythegamer8860]

The running guy is Verbalase. Everyone's been saying he spent 50k on a video of him running from Charlie (a character from Hazbin Hotel) I'm not gonna go into full depth of the video for reasons

[@Elliotschram-fg6ij]

1:58 😳 STRIKING THE DEMON DOWN??😳

[@Ezecool-3105]

Where do you hear that? i think you are imaging things

[@ND62511]

Sanston only having one string, in addition to servicing the rather grim hanging visual, also implies that if the pacifist fight follows the same strategy as Spamton’s (string cutting) that means that Sanston retains the “dodge every attack until one eventually lands” aspect of Sans’ fight

[@Seriff08]

1:10 Wingdings Translation (Yes, it's me from the IT'D BE A CRIME vid last year) HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE I CAN'T FIND MY OWN REAL BELIEFS SO PLEASE SO PLEASE RELEASE ME PLEASE SO GASTER DON'T JUST LEAVE ME... SO HELP ME HELP RELEASE ME PLEASE I'M SMILING TO HIDE ALL MY FEARS YOU PULL THE STRING YOU PULL THE STRING TELL YOU THAT WAS JUST A [[CRIME]]!

[@KeenanAxolotl]

This sounds so much cleaner!

[@sporg5437]

Sanston is so cool he’s like the older brother I never had

[@xerothedude]

even aside from the joke of sans' string being a "rope", i believe that fits well with sans being the easiest enemy because in spamton neos boss fight, you need to cut his strings many times before you can spare him. while for sans in this au, you'd only need one throw. i dunno if this is intentional, but if it is, its a good attention to detail.

[@OstianTechnoKingdomYT]

This should have been found by me sooner, what a nice remix to the cover of the og, congrats again Filament Vol- *wait is that amogus on the buildings what the fric-*

[@g-ray4088]

i love your pfp, it's so ena-pilled

[@extrasmalltricky6665]

I like how you added a bit of the disbelief phase 1

[@Ezecool-3105]

interestellar retribution

[@fluffernal]

bro left us hanging

[@filamentvol.2004]

*papyrus is coming to your location.*

[@fluffernal]

@@filamentvol.2004 *let him come*

[@H2-proto]

​@@filamentvol.2004 pocket sand! *Gently throws sand into your face*

[@Backrooms_quick_facts]

@@H2-proto*Pocket sans /Jk

[@sus_stick]

I think my favorite part of this song is the motifs used. Obviously, there's Megalovania, but there's also Megalo Strike Back, as well as some fanmade stuff like Disbelief Parpyrus and Stronger Than You. I may be missing multiple things, but the point is that... well first off I love the use of motifs in songs... but also that this works very well as "Sans' Big Shot."

[@Jeykit0]

Baldi Sans isn't something you see these days...

[@Arguntrail]

That moment when you listen closely and realize one of the vocals is Patrick saying, "Maybe it's the way you're dressed?"

[@kai_lopez9855]

Human I remember your snowgraves

[@Esspie.]

OH MY GOD I just noticed Megalo Strike Back during the Interstellar Retribution part, this is so good

[@hidayuismail]

Leitmotifs : - TURN AROUND KID (A COMIC SANS NYCTBA) -

[@Ryzzor-hk1vs]

Interstellar Retribution. Backing of meglo strikes back. (or whatever it's called)

[@H-3X35]

Sanston, Interstellar Retribution, Megalo Strike Back, and Megalovania

[@Ryzzor-hk1vs]

Oh yeah

[@N_K_rome]

what’s that leitmotif at the very end you know the piano

[@Cat_In_A_Hoodie]

dammit the last bu scared the shit out of me....... oh my asgore, this 2am for goodness sake.

[@Reds_Guy]

2:22 *HELP ME, LET ME OUT,LET'S BEAT THIS*

[@UndertaleFan32]

I thought it couldn't get any better... yet here we are. The sprites are also great!

[@LemonSpacebirb]

This fight ist a fight against sans. It’s to save him from himself.

[@theharmonicaloser9323]

What internet fame does to a man

[@alguienquemiracosas1540]

OH GOD (sans undertale 2015) (suscription terminated) HIMSELF

[@catalyst539]

If Sans had NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A and BIG SHOT equivalents, they would probably be called DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A and BAD TIME respectively

[@BalterBoy-zk7po]

Honestly the eye colors with this mashup character is genius, infact that may just be the main connection

[@Local_cobra]

* sanston plays with his own strings before realizing it’s on him. * Sanston makes a pun, the audience laughs as the buildings chuckle. * sanston pleads to want to die * Sanston is trying to cut the rope in battle with his own hands to fall to his death. * sanston finds something illegal than blocks it * Sanston pleases the audience with a roundabout with his bike *he’s now just doing kick flips with his arms now. * his smiles starts to crack and yet, he has to continue smiling through the pain. * he pleads the audience for death * there was only one person watching him. * sanston starts making random ads to be sent to another video on the top right of the screen. *

[@Sand_TheJands]

Well that’s dark but true representation if were going for the depression theory

[@user-ev4os1un9p]

Sans big water burning, cool

[@EXENTR1K]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE A [[bad time]]!!

[@darraghkeenan3524]

Okay. I do like how this is technically one large reference to Sans Stronger than You. But here it really shows it off.

[@the-boy-with-glasses]

Excellent job with this video, dude.

[@PotatoDemon-dz7hu]

I love how you can really FEEL the desperation in this. Anyways, I like to think that this is the same sans we all know and love but instead of being born into Snowdin or as a monster lightner in deltarune he was born into a similar role as spampton. And he’s constantly tortured by images of the life he could’ve lived with papyrus as his brother without knowing what any of it means, alongside all other timelines he’s in, genocide and pacifist. Isolation and a lack of love and care would drive anyone mad. Anyone has the capability to snap, whether it’s self deprecating or violent towards others. We only truly get past this once we know what love is and have something worth living for. Before that though… you can be molded however life damn well pleases. Like what happened to Nagito.

[@PotatoDemon-dz7hu]

After ‘snapping’ so to speak, it’s also easy to fall into a narcissistic way of thinking, whether it be self serving or martyrdom. If this doesn’t happen it’s also typical to find something to hold onto TIGHT, like how Jevil desperately pretends to have freedom no matter what’s in front of his face. Or Spampton trying to get into ‘heaven’. Or even Nagito holding onto his own twisted idea of hope and that the value of life is COMPLETELY tied to it, no exceptions. There are also more subtle ways of this happening you might see in everyday people, like overwhelming optimism that seems amazing to be around on the surface, but instead turns into a toxic ooze of delusion and dismissal. There are broken people everywhere, you just have to look.

[@JustAThought1997]

OMG HE HAS GOOSTER BLOOSTERS NOW

[@setharonishinyhunter]

making music this good is the real crime

[@moss_fetttt]

* Sanston cracks a pun to the audience. * Sanston looks to the audience and chuckles. * Maybe it's the way you're dressed? * Sanston shrugs to the audience. * The audience was left behind a long time ago.

[@Robr0Gaming]

Criminally underrated 🔥🔥

[@Ryzzor-hk1vs]

One hour version please! This is incredible!

[@OrangezLanternz]

loop setting would like to talk to you

[@Ryzzor-hk1vs]

@@OrangezLanternz To be completely fair. I found out about that like 2 days ago.

[@TheIronDiamond]

@@OrangezLanternz yeah though at the end theres the super loud part which makes you deaf over and over if its on loop

[@OrangezLanternz]

@@TheIronDiamond right

[@Youheardme-]

Bro is dead he got a single string bro a pair of scissors can set this man free

[@Youheardme-]

@teddyaddict555 very very large scissors

[@AGamerthatregretsalot]

Damn he really is trying to prevent us from getting into a jail cell just like him huh?

[@Megaofficial23]

those gaster-blasters r awesome

[@user-rd8mg9ui5l]

I always thought an alternate name for the two would be NYCTBA- "Do you wanna have a" Big shot- "Bad time"

[@TehLoracs]

NYCYBA- Song That Might Play When You Big Shot- Fight Sans

[@SLIN2010]

let's just appreciate that the next video recommended to me is "wiener"

[@SLIN2010]

i just realised that sans killed verbalase. what a chad

[@asinglesliceofbread8198]

*YOU CAN'T GO THERE! [Turn around kid, it'd be a crime] *YOU’RE [Access Denied] [Go back to whence you came!]

[@scarfanzi]

My take on Sanston is that yes, he is a content blocker as many have theorized. Instead of being an optional boss, he's strictly just a Snowgrave run boss, meeting you before queen's castle and stopping you from accessing 'illicit content' (the completion of what's essentially a genocide of the digital world, as genocide would be a blocked word or smth LOL) and in sans' fashion, he'd probably break the 4th wall. 1st Run: "heya kid.

[@ulc_UV_Swap_sans]

WE ARE TURNING AROUND BECAUSE IT'D BE A CRIME WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mr.C2203]

I can say that compared to the other one, there is less bass then before at the beginning, and also there are motifs of megalo strikeback and megalovania in the background

[@pablo.4822]

"dayum, he did a good job." sans about to scream in my goddamn ear louder than a metal grinder:

[@ukulelepichu4484]

*The temptation to climb the string grows with determination *YANK THE CORD! YANK THE CORD YANK THE CORD! "God and i thought guitar strings weren't strong enough nooses, i'll keep that idea for later ;>" - unknown music themed lagomorph

[@Gregthefeaster]

*sanston begs the audience to not make him say it again *sanston screams at a red scarf that he is not picking up the sock *sanston begs to the audience not to kick him off the stage *sanston prays to the audience to laugh at his jokes *sanston is too lazy to remember that there is no audience

[@TheRealKai3-gt8ne]

*KID! YOU FILLED YOUR Inventory™ WITH…Mortadela chicos™ JUST to dunk™ ME OUT!?

[@tamir_spookybro]

I loved the original and the first one you made but this one is so much better!

[@jumparoundplays4453]

You know, just HANGING around! HE HE HE HE

[@anonymous_eevee]

was just listening to this lol

[@AlatroyX]

Privacy theft is a [[federal crime]] kid, better turn around before I tell you a [[hilarious joke]]... Prison. "Theft Blaster Sound Effect"

[@blazingzephyr]

Still hits just as hard!

[@H_0wo_2be_gr8]

Довольно символично видеть Санса, подвешанного всего на одной нити, если учесть, что в оригинале у него всего одна единица здоровья

[@bulgebrain1]

Notice how that thread is hanging around his neck O_O

[@Ezecool-3105]

@@bulgebrain1 he is the Hanged Man

[@g-ray4088]

0:57 you really sneaked in with an amongus on the city skyline and expect us NOT to notice?? 1:04 And there's another one, great.

[@sophiebubbles07]

“it used to be a [beautiful day outside], ya know?” “then the birds stopped [singing] and the flowers stopped [blooming].” “i’ve been moulded like clay into [something new].” “…” “can’t say it’s been fun to be perceived like that myself.” “and now…” “i’m gonna have a [bad time].” “that’s [your fault].”

[@Tailsfriend2]

*Santon thought about your deeds against monster kind

[@pdizzleparker5556]

I love the little hint of Megalo Strike Back during the freedom section

[@BananaJuice-ue6pi]

Wait so if a had a version of the "HEART ATTCK" do you thing it would be called cardiac"arrest"?

[@Mrpuzzles04]

0:01 for those wich wanna loop without downloading and cutting

[@QSBraWQ]

What

[@cinaralpozturk]

Bro how tf did you guys didnt notice that among us shaped buildings???

[@TheSenkMan]

/heya/ KID. THANKS TO YOU I’LL MAKE THEM ALL /laugh hysterically/. WHERE ARE YOU /off to the races/? TURN AROUND KID, /I’d be a crime/

[@maddit_I_exist]

He got cancelled for a joke he made ten years ago

[@thecrossoverfanatic1339]

0:57 Disbelief jumpscare.

[@hexcomputadorofficial]

He did the remakeee yipee dippe yi Turn around turn around

[@wackbyte]

this is really good!!

[@hibbdibb7519]

The start sounds oddly terrifying

[@wilson788]

IS THAT. A REMAKE HOCHI MAMA

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of IT'D BE A CRIME [A Comic Sans BIG SHOT] momentum 100

[@nobody_asked126]

this song still goes hard

[@spamtongspamton1400]

The disbelief motif went crazy

[@surge5185]

Why every skeleton big shot have disbelief motif in F R E E D O M part?

[@momothemagecat]

I like how you replaced the freedom leitmotif with Disbelief

[@Dreamcasttime]

funni snas, approved

[@1.YO.]

Death Defiance and TURN AROUND KID/IT'D BE A CRIME (TAK/IBAC)

[@kingofgameing107]

this song got in ufs lol

[@user-pool2nd]

ガスターブラスターも出てきた!

[@line-in-minato3215]

02:41 O, hopefully i stoped them before explode's. Lmao

[@GL0WSTONE]

Why is verbalase here at 2:33 💀💀💀