It is absolutely a trap.

[@Destructer94]

Mfs really said "you don't like your cookies medium rare?" 💀

[@foxtrapandendo7541]

maybe cookies were steak and steak were cookies the whole time and we just were hallucinating

[@vennie-7097]

​@@foxtrapandendo7541 and all we had to do to break this curse is to work at crumbl . Too bad I live in Bangladesh

[@foxtrapandendo7541]

@@vennie-7097 im asian too and heard that theyre only in america, i guess were stuck with it forever

[@vennie-7097]

@@foxtrapandendo7541 maybe cuz of how flavor less it is , Asia banned it

[@icewolfvip9580]

@@foxtrapandendo7541in America, not old enough Hah L for me

[@joesteadman343]

"I like my salmonella dead."

[@AkiratheDeerDog]

103 likes n no reply? let me fix that 😊

[@Steezealways]

@@AkiratheDeerDog I’ll add to that as well

[@mindyours2023]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RR4LcasualT]

LMAOO

[@erib3855]

lmao

[@AbsolDoombringer]

"How can you mess up a cookie?" Crumble: "Hold my sprinkles"

[@gregf8701]

This deserved so much more appreciation

[@Godlovesyou_iloveHim]

@@gregf8701agreed

[@user-wh5ir4fo4r]

Totally under-rated response!

[@ReneeOfTheFae]

Thank you for this. Everyone at my job raves about crumbl, and I was tempted to try them, but just haven't been able to get past the price of one cookie. Thanks to you, I'll never waste my money there! :D

[@AA123TD]

You can make at least 4 dozen chocolate chip cookies in under an hour and less than $5 at home. I do it all the time for my kids lunches. I think people forgot what a homemade cookie tastes like

[@misspisces319]

Me too. I just can't get past the price. I can get a whole meal for the price of 4 funky ass cookies... no ma'am 😡

[@rhoyanbradsfield2985]

Never heard of the Joint I don't live where they have that restaurant maybe I do but the price is so much that I don't Give a Damn

[@HauntedCadaver]

​@@AA123TDnot even that but I can buy almost a dozen cookies nearly the size of a crumble cookie at Walmart for like $4 at most and it would probably be in the same flavor bracket for way less the price

[@thatvalensteingirl]

They're not good. It's a cake mix cookie base, and it's THICK so it's not a fully baked cookie, as Jordan says, and they're DENSE. If you really want to try one, try a copycat recipe and save yourself about 7 bucks, lol

[@saphiffertalbert1322]

I went to crumbles, and when I saw the price for one cookie, I crumbled and got the hell out of there.

[@flawlesshoney]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jack-zj1ug]

Lmao also at “crumbles”

[@AWholeVibe96]

They aren’t even expensive though. Where do y’all live!!? 😭 Cause y’all are seriously about to make me go to my local Crumbl just to verify.

[@vegancharlieleeblue]

​@@AWholeVibe96I'm curious, how much is each cookie?

[@AWholeVibe96]

@@vegancharlieleeblue My local location in northern AL is $3.98 before tax. And when I lived in GA, it was around $4.30 before tax.

[@GROUNDHOGCULT]

"Every single cookie has atleast two sticks of butter baked into it,i say baked but things arent even remotely cooked all the way through" -Stanzi Potenza I think

[@norathecatwitch3601]

Yes it was Stanzi, I love her to death!!!

[@nevaehonrefni]

Stanzi is the best

[@bunnybox3352]

oh i love that skit, where the guy on death row gets 2 dozen so he can die of a heart attack?

[@norathecatwitch3601]

@@bunnybox3352 yes

[@GROUNDHOGCULT]

@@bunnybox3352 yup

[@yoliwithlove5f508]

I endorse this message completely! Worst experience I have ever had with a cookie and I didn’t know it was possible!

[@lynnefreeman7687]

😂 somebody gone mess around and catch Lysteria 😂

[@all_mine1233]

Not “lysteria” lol lol lol

[@phattcat3635]

😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@reeseoverberg1326]

I thought I had a sweet tooth until I went to crumbl and realized there is a level of sweetness that I could not handle.

[@johnnychimpo7539]

Yup, my cousins got a ton for their kids graduation party so I was drinking and eating them. I felt terrible the next day

[@DeadDogInc]

Their shit supposed to be raw in the middle or he just get a bad one lol

[@juicebloom]

exactly. the girl i babysit gets them like every other day and whenever i come over she tells me to have one and i literally cut them into 1/8 and have a small piece because i cannot handle that

[@CL15asum]

​​@@DeadDogInc he either got a bad one or he is over exadurating because there cookies are soft but they are not like dough. They are still not amazing about 80% of the time thow.

[@charliereeves4430]

​@@CL15asum exaggerating*

[@bryan69420xxx]

“Get closer to me right now”😭😭😭

[@briezeee]

I can't hold up

[@mq-r3apz291]

Its like going to chick fil a and they like" u dont like ur chicken medium rare🤣

[@BeulahKuku]

He sounded like a pastor in peak preaching mode😭

[@JmKrokY]

Lol

[@swizaytracks8196]

@@mq-r3apz291 mate the story is fake

[@FedUpVet]

It's really bad when you realize they use Betty Crocker box mix 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Subbingbacktoallwhosubtome]

You’re kidding, right??

[@spectral_boi239]

As an employee of almost a year, no that is not true at all. Almost everything is made from scratch in house, at least now idk about in the past though.

[@ayasha89games66]

They do not

[@Grim_Sister]

They WHAT?! Dude, for a ten buck cookie, I expect it to be done from scratch

[@butteryflakycrust4864]

@@Grim_Sistera guy on the internet said it so it must be true! FWIW it would be cheaper to make homemade than buy box mix anyway for a bakery that buys in bulk. Cookies are not hard to make.

[@morganlong39]

I can't go there because I have a tree nut allergy but I'm starting to think that's a good thing. Thank you Mr President for not making me feel left out 😂

[@stephanieleal9809]

I used to work at a crumble cookie as a quality coach. One of my jobs was to make sure "every"cookie that left the building was of crumbl cookie gourmet quality and talk to corporate about our stores quality. I noticed some cookies dough with a certain type of base weren't cooking all the way through, so I started temping all of the cookie right after they came out of the oven. From there I realized almost every cookie that we were selling never came up food safety and food standard temperature. I brought this up to my GM they told me not to bring in up with corporate, because they didn't want to get the store in trouble. I choose to bring it up to corporate against my GMs wishing because I rather " get into trouble" with the crumbl cookie corporation then with a food health inspector. The conversation I had with corporate explaining how the cookies weren't tempting to food standards ended with them just basically telling me that's how they're supposed to be. Corporate told me to tell the customers " Here at crumbl cookie, our cookies are freshly baked and gourmet! They are golden and crunchy on the outside with a soft moist warm center!" ---- I quit my Job that month.

[@delilahhurst8465]

No no no

[@lindseylush]

Wow…. What?!😳 the fact that their solution wasn’t to bake their cookies for longer is insanely disturbing… I’m speechless

[@cherrysayoko]

i really read the whole text

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

Yep that sounds like every single time I've told a company I've worked at that there was some critical flaw in their systems. "Nah you're totally wrong it's supposed to be that way!" said through gritted teeth, with a look on their face like "we're both dead if you don't drop it!"

[@deli_joy]

@@Dollop_of_Mayo they have far more to lose than you, most cases. just sucks because it's hard to get people to fuckin listen to you when you report shit like that

[@2fortsmostwanted]

His friends: “please don’t go to crumbl-“ Him: “so I went to crumbl”

[@swizaytracks8196]

Also him *tells fake stories for views*

[@tf2nico]

@@swizaytracks8196 you dont even know that for a fact you dont know him????

[@ecir_winchester_petalclaw]

Have to make your own mistakes, or how would you learn?

[@thecheesen]

​@@swizaytracks8196 Totally possible but they are still enjoyable

[@swizaytracks8196]

@@tf2nico so apparantly in every clip he makes a video with, that has happened to him or his friends . Like he has a lot of friends that have been to a lot of places and that have worked at every company in america. But yeah its a clever tactic to . People seem to like people with a lot of "personal experience" and stories and such. I hate tate and how everyone is copying him

[@Noemys3]

I just want to say, Crumbl puts the calorie count of the cookie on screen or next to the cookie before you buy it. However that is for 1/4th of the cookie. So take the calorie count they give you and multiply by 4 for the whole cookie

[@AliceRose413]

As someone who grew up eating way too much raw cookie dough, and never had any issues, I see this as an absolute win.

[@simple_livin]

Na my girl, slightly baked cookie dough don't hit like raw cookie dough

[@arlenedennis9446]

@@simple_livinfacts !

[@KRYMauL]

Unless they vaccinated the chicken there’s a chance you’ll get salmonella. The whole “no vaccinated” chicken thing should be illegal because I care more about no pathogens than no vaccination.

[@k1llsk]

Medium what? Nah I'm demanding a refund as soon as i hear medium rare n cookie in the same sentence

[@imperialshorts]

*medium rare* and *cookies* don’t belong together 🙃

[@sarcasmgod8430]

medium rare burger with a cookie

[@rosyrr1012]

I guess next time ask for a cookie well done 😂

[@imjustaguycalledsano]

Would you like some cookies for dessert with your medium rare steak.

[@nikki1400]

I love my cookies mushy! I despise a crispy well cooked cookie.

[@Undecided0]

As a person who's worked as a pastry chef. You can cook a cookie all the way through, still be moist & still have flavor.

[@elijahemmer]

He said not in a savory way though, like it was still cookie dough

[@Lil-Deeno]

​@@elijahemmer the op meant that what the cashier said is wrong, the cookie WILL keep its flavour after being fully cookef

[@elijahemmer]

@@Lil-Deeno I thought so, I was reading it and the still have flavor part Ik was against the cashier, but i didn’t know if the moist part was

[@EthersMysticalChildTarot8014]

I just finished doing it 🤔 Medium Rare Cookies 🤮✌️

[@anarchyneverdies3567]

But then they can’t call it “medium rare”, which was a pretty funny way to cover their f-up 😂

[@wooderlyn2224]

There’s a small insomnia cookies on my campus, the workers there always look so tired even tho it’s usually almost entirely dead, but god damn do I love their ice cream cookie sandwiches, so good

[@Chosen_One1000]

We got CLOSE for this one man

[@Irothelegend1]

So close

[@wulfgar132yt7]

I worked at crumbl cookies. The problem is that they didn't let the cookies sit on the tray for a few after actually baking them, so it never thoroughly baked. They just put it straight from the oven to the warmer/fridge

[@korbys848]

Ahem from an outside source. My closest crumbl location has a 10 minute timer to let the cookies cool down after the ovens. Which gets followed regularly unless they have an extreme dire need of cookies. Although the middle of the cookies still seems very moist after they are left to rest. So i don't think that's the main problem.

[@Meowzipan]

yep! they did this at my work too.

[@carlycaroline07245]

@@korbys848 I was an employee at Crumbl- we have those timers, but sometimes some employees who were workings ovens didn’t use them, or the cookies were needed fast so they just ignored the cooling timers. Not enough efforts for consistency across all stores. Glad to know the one near you uses them regularly though! :)

[@kahiruo]

looks like the company forgot how to cook things

[@balkanjoker8754]

Soft Cookies are next level omg who doesn't like them soft white chocolate citrus cookie

[@FoolOverride]

As someone who's in the business of cooking biscuits, which are close to cookies, I can confirm that the cooking process does indeed destroy the flavour and mutes it significantly. That doesn't mean you make "medium rare" cookies, it means you have to double the flavour ingredients in order to get the flavour you want AFTER the cooking is finished. These people have no idea what's going on.

[@updownstate]

Hm. I think biscotti taste as good after the second baking as they do after the first. Anyone else?

[@FoolOverride]

@@updownstate I mean, Biscotti are a perfectly crafted italian dish crafted to perfection. They dont count as far as the cooking degrigation goes

[@ryanlaffan1397]

lol so they turned saving money on ingredients into a food "Trend" avoiding flavour deficit without cooking them all the way, the business will crumble in a few years max.

[@FoolOverride]

@@ryanlaffan1397 Yup!

[@thenerdmaster9381]

Biscuits are NOT cookies, and cookies are delicious, so I can say that cooking them doesn't "destroy" the flavor.

[@crunchibles]

My sister is obsessed with Crumbl. The two she's given me have been cooked properly, but I still didn't think they were that good.

[@AuntNutmeg]

Yeah, my daughter is obsessed, but they are too sweet to my taste. My first sample seemed cooked properly, but more recent ones haven't been. I'm convinced I can make better at home, and for a LOT less. And I'm using organic (mostly) ingredients!

[@jeffshepard972]

My experience exactly. I thought I got something undercooked by accident. Didn’t know it was a feature and not a bug.

[@zorropotatz]

if someone ever tells me "you don't like your cookies medium rare?" I'm committing mass arson

[@sammieammie5594]

Maybe then the cookies will get fully cooked 😅

[@ollieistrying]

​@@sammieammie5594impossible with crumble

[@peeweesquirt204]

Hopefully you will commit arson on those cookies

[@alexdelacruz6729]

Thank you 😂

[@Issa45555]

Idk who you are. But I like you

[@Ashloooo]

Ex employee here, they are timed in the oven and youre not allowed to change the time on it. Its supposed to sit on the tray to 'bake more' too. I cannot tell you how many cookies i sent out that were basically dough

[@kidneytransplantwarrior21]

That's disgusting

[@timjaeger6589]

That has to be like a health code violation or something like that

[@Wheagg]

WHY

[@Ashloooo]

@@timjaeger6589 considering how we kept everything, surprisingly not. Any dough we made was balled, and wrapped up and placed into our fridges until we needed them (except the chocolate chip) it never sat out for more than 1h. But the baking part is pretty grody

[@Ashloooo]

@@Wheagg cause company policy😩

[@LuckyJasmine-tm6uq]

This is like the calmest dude you can have an argument with💀💀

[@nancystampphoenix3109]

My Dude was WARNED...😂❤

[@oneproudpeacock6901]

"The cookie's RAAAAAAAAAWW!!!" -Gordon Ramsey

[@elissa3126]

That's funny 😁

[@drunkendevil6960]

Oh shit! He'd tear them a new a$$hole

[@esphyxia]

UNDERRATED

[@xlovelydearx]

Exactly what I was coming to say. Thank you!

[@omori4449]

LOLLL

[@kaboom9573]

"come here". This brotha is my new favorite person 😂😂😂😂

[@NEW2TH1S]

Bro caps 🧢🧢 for a living 🤣🤣😂love it tho 🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓

[@BeccaLee415]

Me too 😂 I love him

[@camchrome]

Crumbl must be different everywhere 😭🤣 cuz here they have them so hard I could pitch to babe Ruth 😭

[@BobSmith-el3nr]

I agree 100%. I have relatives that live these cookies and I always said they are not done.

[@Q_U_E_E_Z_Y]

Bro every time you say “come here” I start dying 😂😂😂 Thanks for the 4.1k likes 😭😭

[@lashawannajoyner5993]

Ikr toooo funny ❤️ OMG! Especially when he put his glasses on... Lmao 🤣😂😂🤣😂 watch it again... I'm crrriieenne laughing...

[@Sldejo]

Why did I get closer to the screen? 🤣🤣

[@Q_U_E_E_Z_Y]

Nah but fr 😂😂 I scooted in like he was about to give me the tea

[@tpp900]

ON MY MOTHERS SOUL LMAO

[@indianscoobysnacks5162]

come here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustHollielol]

"You don't like your cookies medium rare?" "No because then the salmonella is too overdone, you know?"

[@bella_107]

lmao

[@invaderfrombeyond]

Joke aside, the odds of getting salmonella from a completely raw egg is about 1 in 20,000. People literally drink them. An enormous gooey cookie poses far more of a risk to your chances of diabetes than salmonella.

[@PR-xm5zc]

The raw egg thing is a myth the real reason is the flour they use being contaminated from rats mice and bugs

[@Putin_Gaming15]

​@Alien I'm still not taking the chance of vomiting all week because of some overhyped cookie, idc how small the chance is.

[@nettenee9926]

Crumble literally aimed to make their cookies Jordan unaproovef" because they said, if he don't like it, they won't have to hire an armed guard to protect the recipe.

[@zerubbabel6812]

I'm glad there's recipes online for just about every flavor they crank out.

[@digitalunity]

Do not let that man bake another cookie if he's going to use the words "medium rare" to describe a baked good. That's not a human, that's a chaos monster

[@kongeethegod]

But he butchered the dough

[@noriakikakyoin8669]

@@kongeethegod He butchered making the cookie, he's butchered all elements of the process somehow.

[@kongeethegod]

@@noriakikakyoin8669 I guess you could say his cooking skills are medium rare

[@kakashi6957]

​@@kongeethegod *ba dum tsh*

[@zappinglegos]

Or the fact he said if it cooks all the way the flavor won't be there

[@IXthCircle]

Thanks for saving my time and money, now I know I don’t have to waste them and rather just enjoy delicious freshly baked warm cookies and muffins at home. Ben & Jerry also say hi.

[@ivansspraypaintart]

Am I the only one who actually likes the center of the cookie to be just a little raw?? 😂😂

[@stebbiejammin4869]

Their cookies are literally like eating overly sweet play dough.

[@Ryethefryguy]

Bruh why’s everyone hate on them so much the one by me got really good cookies

[@calebburt180]

And unfortunately that's the reason I am addicted 🙃

[@xxrandomgamerxx810]

Sounds like my kinda thing

[@badogames1279]

I take my playdoh as it comes, extra cheese.

[@YaBoiiiiNick]

Agreed lmao I worked there and that shi is terrible

[@keshiasmith175]

I swear every time I see people post about these cookies, I think to myself, "Those cookies do not look cooked." Thank you for confirming this for me 😊

[@alliescool1959]

they’re good though - it’s like soft and gooey (raw) 😂😂❤

[@SamSamLe0]

Fr! HOW in the audacity is it called Crumble when the cookies dont even crumble??🤔Even in the video they look raw. That apple pie one esp😒

[@tylern6420]

​@@SamSamLe0 stale store cookies crumble more than crumble cookies

[@birb4125]

That's not always the case. At least, when I tried it, the cookies were fine. I think they do taste good, but I can't eat more than two. They are pretty sweet and filling.

[@nellescott4899]

Me too!

[@YoungMari32]

i just love this guy 😂

[@wushensnake]

Crumble cookie is literally a health hazard. They do that in all their stores.

[@Grey-jk2gc]

If those sugar cookies at Walmart with the pink frosting and sprinkles are cooked all the way, the stores cookies should be too. And those cookies at Walmart hit different.

[@Whackusbonk]

Those slap so hard istg

[@stephenmurphy6880]

ONG the most underrated cookie ever it's almost like a cake but also still a cookie

[@moonmush]

those cookies are my whole childhood frfr

[@awetome]

You gotta try cookies at Costco the chocolate chip ones are still the best ive ever had. I did notice recently they've been tasting different tho

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Those $2 giant sugar cookies from Publix (or Walmart I forgot where I got it from) also hit different. Those bitches are delicious

[@dwightstone6569]

😂😂😂😂 I feel the same way Jordan!

[@ashleighmackenzie8670]

Shane - “listen to that crunch…” Lisa - “it’s only cause rolls burnt..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LISA you killed me laughing at that dead pan comment. You’re a straight savage. 😂 so funny. ❤

[@mudrat9503]

The flavor of the cookie comes from a reaction between the sugar and the heat called the maillard reaction. Through this reaction, the cookie hardens, turns brown, and gets its distinctive smell and flavor. You need to cook a cookie all the way through to unlock the true flavor of a cookie.

[@g1ng3rsn4ps]

I mean cookie dough is a valid taste and flavor, it's used for all sorts of treats, but yes, generally speaking, you're correct.

[@mudrat9503]

@@g1ng3rsn4ps Both are good, never said one was better than the other

[@phantom-vy5cj]

Thanks for this info

[@eggsforme]

This explains why the crumble cookies look so pale and white

[@Lina-cl2mv]

Maillards reaction involves sugar and protein

[@OddKyngK]

When Jordan said "did you just refer to a cookie like meat?" And put his glasses on cause he needed to SEE the bull the worker was bout to say. Lmao

[@AllisonPepper-dr9sb]

OMG THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THIS ONE QUOTE “I’m going to have to put on my double seeing glasses on because i cant even BEGIN to see the amount of BULLSHIT you’re saying” or smth rlly close to that LMFAOO

[@dakotaharp883]

😂😂😂 GOLD!!!

[@KrayzieKing]

At my crumbl cookie where I live, they only have six cookies a week. That crumbl cookie had way more than six which confuses me very much so.

[@TheAries414]

Crumble cookie is too sweet for me like a half of one those cookies I eat and I'm already tired and sleepy ...its it to sweet for me.

[@hdt8710]

Bro has a story for everything 💀

[@notimportant1000]

He’s just making this garbage up

[@F41.1]

@@notimportant1000yeah man thought I was the only one who thought this was suspicious

[@astroisdecent279]

@@notimportant1000 how yk

[@notimportant1000]

@@astroisdecent279 I never had a raw crumble cookie in my life. The chance of him getting one on his first ever cookie? and then somehow the employee doesn’t care if it’s raw? He’s just trying to make a dramatic story for views and it obviously works

[@duolingobird8196]

I get raw crumbl cookies every time I go there and the employees don’t care

[@WillowChord]

Former Crumbl Employee here. The way Crumbl cookies are made means that when they're fresh out of the oven the inside is still baking for about 20 minutes or so. Typically they let them set on a rack to finish, but sometimes during a rush they'll push them faster, which leads to the unfinished center. They straight up don't solidify in the middle before then, and you're not supposed to serve them until they do. I tested this while I was there too, having a cookie fresh off of the pan and then trying again after 20 minutes and an hour. You got served an unfinished cookie. Holds true for most warm cookies btw

[@halisternator]

why didn't you cook them in the oven longer?! this seems counterintuitive. did those things really keep baking for 20 whole minutes out of the oven? I should say why weren't you instructed to, lol.

[@jesserose6548]

​@@halisternatorYou don't cook a cookie until it's completely cooked otherwise when they finish cooling, they will be hard.

[@halisternator]

@@jesserose6548 you're thinking of soft, not undercooked.

[@sixtybuck]

please laaa..if you guys dont know how to bake cookies,dont make up stories like they continue baking outside the oven.dont try to make as though your cookies are exclusive because your let them cook outside the oven...dont treat your customers like they are idiots...but im not really surprise because most citizens of usa are idiots nowadays.

[@jesserose6548]

@@halisternator I'm not thinking of soft. You take food out of an oven and it continues to cook. Food doesn't magically stop cooking because it's no longer in the oven.

[@Martistanford10]

I've delivered them through Doordash before and thought the box seemed awfully heavy for a dozen cookies. This completely explains it.

[@FaireyQueen]

Must be a location thing. I've never had that problem with my Crumble Cookies.

[@MollyGill-pn7nq]

plot twist: the flavor they wanted to keep was salmonella

[@Isablxss]

gotta love that salmonella extract

[@gaylenewood7707]

Lawsuit is waiting to happen.

[@2_blAck]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯✅💰

[@kevinw3601]

You cant get salmonella from raw cookies lol I really hope that's a joke, otherwise you're either dumb or dont understand how you get salmonella.

[@Totally_Not__Gracie]

@@Isablxssalways😂😂

[@jaydenwilton5279]

"you don't like your cookies medium-rare?" I would have started throwing hands if I heard that

[@CupOfThea97]

good way to end up in jail lol

[@_heartsforava_]

Would have started telling the employees “what you tryna do? Food poison ppl? Tryna get ppl salmonella?”

[@iamNooby]

Poor employees, they’re only following the higher ups and get punished the most

[@AnotherGameNerd5]

@@iamNooby It’s literally a joke.

[@LauraR0ckzLolz]

Went to crumbl once, and I was very pleased with the cookies I got. They weren't wet at all, but nice and soft with amazing icing on top. My favourite was a gingerbread type I think, although the chocolate mint was a bit too rich for me 😂

[@RavoFoxx]

i literally just got crumbl and I remembered this 💀

[@KingofKringe]

The facts that he says “come closer” and I slightly move the screen towards my face-

[@huhmf4815]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toriAllisonP]

🤳🏼😳😂😂😂

[@furret1_]

i have touched the screen with my nose

[@starshime]

Same

[@KingofKringe]

@@starshime ( love ur pfp btw)

[@mrsritell]

Oh no!!! I love crumble. Never had this problem before. Sorry u had to go through that tragedy

[@truthhurts9819]

I actually love their cookies. I like the doughiness in the middle, I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I like it.

[@sunkenknightmusic]

Isn’t it ironic how they call themselves crumbl cookies when their cookies are so undercooked that they don’t crumble?

[@funnydude308]

It’s literally depends on the location

[@BunPrince]

@@funnydude308 it should not be that way it should be consistent across the board im not going to mcds and then jack in the crack im going to crumbl

[@xdgamerkid]

No, there right. It's just that it makes your bank account crumble.

[@brandenhylton8272]

​@princebunny7303 I agree, but baking things in-house, daily, will require some variance.

[@SaltNPeppers]

​@@brandenhylton8272 raw cookie dough in the center is not variance. variance would be if there's a little more toppings, or if the size is a little off. you wouldn't want to eat chicken that's raw in the center, would you?

[@denishenrique4145]

he's like that older brother giving you tips based on his past experience

[@Dragon_Tamer_kenlonb30]

True

[@bonkaddicct8620]

The only thing wrong about your statement is the part about him being my older brother, because he literally just is giving us good advice.

[@Emilyy35]

yeah he also said that university degree thing and how turning your car lights during motion isn't illegal

[@Xh0Q]

The literal definition of the term and word ‘wise’

[@WyattTheExistor]

Except he’s nice

[@Lil_critter]

Wow, my crumbl cookies are incredible! They’re actually cooked all the way through and they taste pretty okay. They are a little too sweet but that’s it they’re really good

[@crescentedwards851]

Loool I would never pay that much for even premium cookies but I had a tradition as a kid, me and a friend would bake a cake and talk on the floor by the oven so we could start eating the cake when it was half cooked and fluffy but perfect warm and oh gosh im so glad we never got sick😂

[@1jboda]

“Come Here, Get Closer!” This guy is Hilarious 🤣

[@TrinaBinaBaby]

That cracks me up!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@danutathefurry7085]

"You don't like your cookies medium rare??" 💀💀💀

[@danielleduclos4647]

I dunno, their churro cookie is to die for!

[@rougemoon0880]

Ex Crumble Employe here. Half of the workers thought something was wrong with our cookies as they kept coming out almost raw for several weeks. Our manager did nothing about it, eventually called an oven person, didn't fix the problem. The recipe is meant to underbake them. They are made so big and so sugary that they don't expect you to eat it fully the first day. If you let them set for a day or even sit in the warm box for 10-15 minutes it is so much better and still tastes the same. Was not proud of working here. The number of concerns I had for the customers or number of calls we had about our cookies were huge stressors and made us as workers look bad. P.S my location's manager was 20 and the owners were new parents who were constantly busy with their kid versus the store. Yeahhh no.

[@_heartsforava_]

I would feel ashamed finding out that the cookies were underbaked….and what are the people who taste test these cookies feeling🤢

[@rougemoon0880]

@@_heartsforava_ Definitely not a good feeling. I'm sure not all stores are like this but the company should've stayed small. But with inflation and low standards they do some crazy stuff.

[@Natasha_B]

Leaving them 10-15 isn’t going to finish baking them. If it’s undercooked/raw it’s gonna stay that way. Unless they’re pre baking their flour (salmonella risk) those cookies are gonna get someone sick.

[@rougemoon0880]

@@Natasha_B oh no I understand that but some of my ex-coworkers said if you let it set versus eating it right away, the cookie would "harden".

[@TwistyKitty]

@@Natasha_B Don't forget the eggs, too! As someone who bakes, hearing confirmation from an employee brings me so many concerns and I can't imagine how many people have had some kind of food poisoning from this company. Like, you don't mess with raw ingredients. Too much risk.

[@nethertaxi3719]

they’re putting a crumbl cookie next to my work and tbh i’m terrified lmao. also ig i’m gonna avoid *anyone* who talks about cookies like they’re meat istg

[@jordanalbareed]

Honestly I love crumbl

[@gringa978]

They’re dry asf on the outside then wet on the inside… they’re this thick as hunk of crap! You know the Pillsbury cookie dough in the fridge section at the grocery store those are a million times better! And you can eat them raw if you want

[@Baggravation]

​@@gringa978 I second what you said about Pillsbury lol.

[@jessedewders]

You will always smell cookies in your work lol, the smell seeps through the wall

[@ZombieXing]

You have nothing to fear, unless you work next door to, *Nothing Bundt Cakes* 👍

[@cc_snipergirl]

Maybe I'm weird, but I love cookies that are practically half baked. Soft cookie is good, gooey cookie is even better

[@victoriaminjeur7856]

They’re 🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE my cookies MR😂

[@W.I.F.E]

I died when he said “The flavor stays in the cookie” 😂💀

[@CasualGamerNoob]

Sounded like the joker 🤣🤣

[@punk91]

I've heard so many people have this experience, it's never been a problem at my local Crumbl

[@MellowMD]

Same idk what people talking about

[@Messup7654]

@@MellowMD their obviously talking about heir horrible experiences

[@mahdude4275]

Bro you have the crumbl of all crumbls

[@UNFORGIVENRogue117]

Same dude

[@redfishbluefish1]

Idk how cause its like 3 crumbl cookies here & they all do that. make undone cookies

[@user-mo4wj4kb5b]

I love it when he says come here an get closer

[@littlemissglad7933]

That one person “like them raw.”

[@SoupGuy48]

Agreed, their cookies are RAW in the center. How are they even FDA approved?

[@roberttaylor9563]

I am asking as a person that has never heard of them,and is it true that each cookie cost $10 dollars? Really? Just what state, city is selling uncooked cookies? The name means more than is says doesn't it? $10 dollars for undone? Really? Just asking.

[@theradiantdehd3997]

@@roberttaylor9563Yeah, it’s all accurate. I know people who are obsessed with them, but they’re pretty bad, and heavily overpriced. They’re pretty big cookies, but they suck.

[@theradiantdehd3997]

The FDA approves all kinds of nonsense. They take bribes and barely do their job. I’m sure they just don’t care.

[@roberttaylor9563]

@@theradiantdehd3997 as much as I like cookies...this is very useful information...I will avoid.

[@Rioraku]

@@roberttaylor9563 They cost like $4.50 where I live. Never had a raw one. The center is pretty soft though (not wet) but might depend on which you go to

[@splinter_]

"How can you mess up a cookie?" Crumbl Cookies: "Yes"

[@_xiryu_]

and the calories are 1k for a singular cookie bro istg

[@user-lq5et8lg7f]

Why are y’all always hating on crumbl cookies

[@_xiryu_]

@@user-lq5et8lg7f because its 1750 calories

[@Whyisthisemptybruh]

​@@_xiryu_Aint no way bruh 💀

[@piwonbetter]

@@_xiryu_WHAT

[@marov8already130]

It's all hype, tiktok is a dangerous place

[@diego-xx8cy]

Fr

[@maeellis7523]

True.

[@stinkranger]

They're actually really good, and I say this as someone who despises tiktok

[@funnydude308]

Crumbi cookies been out wtf does tiktok have to do with this

[@pratriciadewan7396]

​@@funnydude308 marketing

[@williammaser]

Very much noted. I’m not tempting fate with that... thing

[@HoTdg_smthi]

Remembering a tiktok post of someone saying there heartbeat was getting slower after eating a crumbl cookie and they never posted again and I think that was my sign to not get one 💀💀

[@ea7109]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Stabilization]

Idk if a crumbl cookie could actually do that xD But sure, go ahead and take that as a sign not to get a crumbl cookie. It’s too expensive to like a lot anyways.

[@riverkoenig9673]

IM CRYING OMG

[@cpeugh123ad]

i read that like "and I think that was my sign to get one" LOLL

[@TaraSmallss]

@@cpeugh123ad same haha

[@techmsl3283]

Baker's tip: If any of you want three dozen cookies that are moist and safe to eat for less than the price of one at crumbl cookies, just find a recipe with brown sugar in it. As a bonus, they don't go stale as quickly. Also, they will taste better

[@robertbode2716]

Always use dark brown sugar since it contains molasses.

[@thepotatotaxi2430]

Dark brown sugar is so good in cookies

[@joestrada-dk4sl]

Omg they are so good I had a strawberry short cake one it's sooòoo good, other cookies just don't hit the same

[@joestrada-dk4sl]

And yes I noticed it too

[@wildesage4172]

Ngl they really seem like they would cause horrible constipation. Or diarrhea. It's honestly a gamble every time and that's what makes them so tempting.

[@vobsvids]

Yes never touch a crumbl cookie. I say this as an employee. Now in my store they’re never “moist” in the middle. Obviously they didn’t fix their baking instructions based on location (since elevation above sea level, humidity, and a couple other factors do effect baking) and they underbaked them. They can indeed bake out properly and you just went to a bad store with worse employees. The reason you don’t want crumbl is because they’re complete crap, ridiculously overpriced, and you get like 3 days worth of your sodium and sugar intake in a single cookie.

[@charlottemakeuplover1012]

I was wondering if they had lots of sugar thats why I only ate half of it at a time.

[@AggressiveOtter]

Crumbl cookies are disappointing crap.

[@vobsvids]

@@AggressiveOtter indeed

[@bubba200874426]

I dunno about all that other stuff, but I'd be disappointed if I didn't get 3 days worth of sugar and sodium from a $10 cookie.

[@babyt556]

1 cookie is like $4 which I’m okay with because of the size. The cookies are good I don’t eat it a lot but never had a bad experience. I cut the cookies to share with my children because they are huge though. Where are these $10 raw cookies at?

[@CaptinMc1]

That's what happens when two tech guys who have never baked a day in their life start a cookie company.

[@valaya.3]

I think they're good cookies and I've never had an experience like this with them 🤷🏻‍♀️ I've always wondered how true every fact and experience you have of all kinds are. This adds to my skepticism

[@Banana_cat185]

That's never happened to me before 😭😭

[@DeliveryDuoMax23]

Local bakeries hands down will always have your best cookies without breaking the bank.

[@jlclark1983]

Our local bakery is the best. $2-2.50 per cookie. And so good.

[@Space-el9hg]

Fr

[@chibifeline7669]

And not give you food poisoning

[@currentlevelofadulting5273]

Yup!! My local bakery has sells 2 cookies for $3 and they’re amazing!! If I had to do a franchise style place, I’d go with insomnia cookies.

[@JackW13]

Why is his voice so satisfying tho

[@Biosafetylevel4]

ASMR/radio voice 😎

[@JackW13]

@@HappyThife fr tho

[@lovelycam8631]

Unfortunately, Not all of what he says is pleasant though. KZbin trap lol

[@katherineheasley6196]

I'm afraid I'm mildly addicted to Crumbl, but I've never gotten one that's raw in the middle.

[@jester915_3]

Crumbl always slaps. Never had a bad experience there. My only gripe is the fact that a serving is 1/4 of a cookie lol.

[@tylerharding8250]

Trust me as a former employee of crumbl, they are super scummy. They treat their employees like trash, they overprice their cookies, and they have broken a couple laws that I can think of.

[@requiemforameme1]

Just curious… do they not let their dough rest and hydrate? It sounds like they just freeze before baking to get the center “medium-rare”, which is kinda trash.

[@tylerharding8250]

@@requiemforameme1 It has been a while since I’ve worked there so maybe I’m forgetting, however I don’t remember ever letting the dough rest

[@requiemforameme1]

@@tylerharding8250 Damn, that’s sad. Thanks for saving me $10! 😂

[@Ilovetherain23]

And they don't pay their employees jack. Where I live it's 8-10 bucks an hour to bake. Maybe that's why their cookies suck.

[@writerraines]

Yup they have a pretty bad reputation here in Utah. Shady business drama, bad to employees. Just ludicrous really.

[@Aimai.37]

The second you see an employee look worried about you eating their store's food that's when you either refund it instantly or just never go back

[@mrbaaman]

There's no way you have friends in your life

[@Aimai.37]

@@mrbaaman says the bitch responding to a month old comment 💀

[@heatherramirez6141]

How did you come to that conclusion?

[@Aimai.37]

@@heatherramirez6141 I'm sure an "educated gen z" should know already right? Why tf is every bitch and their missing chromosomes coming to this comment all of a sudden 😂 Unless you were messaging the other one since that would make a lot more sense

[@Jay-rv6ef]

300th like

[@Keebles8]

The one by us cooks the cookies all of the way through. We enjoy them for special occasions. I’ve never seen raw dough in the center, but they are definitely soft and moist cookies, not crunchy at all, so I can see how some people wouldn’t care for them.

[@jennawebb4225]

I was thinking the whole time saying, "no, no, no, no! How can you mess one freaking cookie! And they made all of them raw- no!" Gordon would be screaming bloody murder! How are they not out of business?!

[@hobojoedogbro6415]

crumbl cookie is the only time ive actually felt a stomach ache after eating a cookie. i dont get stomach aches very often

[@SuperKingrex]

If you knew how much sugar we put in our cookies, that's likely the cause

[@tamiapreston8678]

I think it’s the yeast

[@0_.Hello._1]

same bro

[@chaoreic]

​@@SuperKingrexthe amount of sugar and butter we have to put in them is 💀

[@SritaCaramelo]

That's salmonella for you if cookie wasn'y cooked through

[@levondavis7630]

Thank YOU!!! I’m glad somebody said it. Overpriced and OVERHYPED. I said the same thing when I bit into. I thought maybe I got a bad one, plot twist they all are like that.

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

The one near me always smacks ngl, the only cookies I don’t eat are the chilled ones

[@MrNater41]

I fight this fight with you. Its just another overpriced trendy thing for suburban girls to parade around like some kind of status symbol. Like starbucks iced crap or Lululemon

[@smilejoe8736]

I agree

[@InfBlade]

​@@random_stuffgaming3277 the s'mores hit different though. Your want those to be gooey

[@Bree674]

What’s up I’m your 500 like

[@TrickeeFrog]

I hear so many things about crumbl, the one in my town is insanely good, like never had a bad cookie there

[@DaisyWcue.]

Sounds like I’d love these cookies