it's a new craze - Good Omens Podfic

Welcome to the inaugural upload of the Nice & Accurate Theatre, a voice acting group for the post apocalyptic fandom!
Credits
Based on "it's a new craze" - archiveofourown.org/works/200...
Written by Allegra - / areyougonnabe || attheborder on AO3
with some additional writing by the N&A squad for personal flavor
Crowley - / hiddengoldindriedupstr...
Aziraphale - / lakesandquarries
Madame Tracy, Anathema - / kingsofrome
Narration and assorted voices - / amserpand
Artwork, Audio/Video Editing - / amserpand
Nice & Accurate Theatre on Tumblr - / niceandaccuratetheatre

[@heddaaxelsson3151]

Aziraphale: “you look amazing today darling” Crowley: *blushes* “stop, I have a reputation”

[@kikopaws9663]

Just realized that the listeners within the universe may be like 90 years old and there gonna be listening to the pod cast still cause they never stopped making them and there gonna be like huh guess they are immortal after all : )

[@lakesandquarries]

oh my god i never thought about that

[@happydays1671]

Oh my god I just realized this😭

[@cherryperson6783]

Jokes on you, Harold

[@YourLocalDragonDealer]

LMAOOO

[@dripdrop9746]

Okay but are we gonna talk about how at 19:51 Crowley is just like “I like it when you……………..getwhatyouwantANYWAY

[@loltadynicneni913]

I LOVE CROWLEY'S LAUGH

[@enbysaurusgenderqueeri6305]

He truly is channeling his Inner Duck

[@s.sumbrella7616]

I was just about to comment that

[@sophiamaghanoy7178]

I love how aziraphale's nails are also painted

[@s.sumbrella7616]

Soooo his color

[@SallySueSaywhatagain]

8:51 Don't think I didn't notice how Aziraphale is humming the theme from the Amazon Prime show...!

[@YourLocalDragonDealer]

YEAH I NOTICED THAT TOO ITS GREAT

[@ashthompson3138]

I am in my healing and delulu era now, so this is what really happened and how their first kiss was

[@tistheratking]

the confession when he says "would i lie to you..?" he sounds so broken and jfsdlkg my heart

[@margaridavelhinho1478]

the fact that i think this is going to happen again in season 3 holy hell.

[@thelinthing3395]

Did i just spend a while hour listening to two immortal idiots pining over each other via podcast and did i just completely LOSE IT at the end? Yes I did. This is amazing stuff!!!

[@s.sumbrella7616]

It really got me like "WHAT IS THAT LAST MINUTE, SHOOOWWW MEEEE"

[@palla3athene]

Who else wishes this was a real podcast?!

[@justdoit-tiger9854]

Like actually 😭. I'd listen to it daily

[@v01d.0f.l1f3]

frr id wait for their updates every week 😭

[@ohnostalgia]

THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL!!!! THE FACT THAT THE AUDIO QUALITY WENT DOWN TO EMULATE A DISCORD VOICE CALL!!!! RADIO GAGA!!!! THE ADDED STUFF LIKE THE HOROSCOPES- this took an amazing fic and made it even more amazing. thank you.

[@Manthab]

stephen peter byrne Well they were on a Discord call lol I know the VAs❤️

[@sassylittleprophet]

"I'M KISSING HIM NOW, DEAR LISTENERS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION." OH MY GOD! 😢🤗😂😍😭

[@deekjokes1923]

It gets around 46:00-48:00 and everyone listening starts combusting worse than the M25

[@kwhite4302]

I'm HECKING SCREAMING

[@laurasofiaruizgallego9681]

i'm YELLING OUT LOUD AAAHFJJKR

[@spacecat_scribbles]

Anathema: Gemini, drink some water, your throat is dry. Me, a gemini, swallowing to moisten my dry throat: 😳

[@Xavier_Draws_And_Scares]

Anathema: Aries, your fly is down Me: *in the shower* 😳

[@aisleelovegreenwood6448]

@@Xavier_Draws_And_Scares Lol, she obviously meant your little fly friend that your partner, Beelzebub, gave you to store your memoires in! He's feeling down. Tell him he's the bestest little fly in the whole wide world and that you love him! Tell him he's cute when he rubs his little hands together!

[@beeta137]

I'm laughing way too hard because my brain got caught on Scorpio's advice (I'm a Scorpio moon) - "Don't forget about that appointment you made" and guess what? A business contact got back in touch with me in order to set up an appointment, and I've just realized I nearly missed a Zoom class I was supposed to go to! So thank you, Anathema!

[@kachowdove4519]

I've listened to this 3 times now and Crowleys pterodactyl laugh/screeching still kills me everytime

[@charlieelischer4192]

ginny's version of crowleys 'shut up!' though.. on point

[@spiderwickian]

crowley's little "dO keep going" at 11:03 is exactly how i feel

[@Wapoose]

WOW that Madame Tracy impression is spot on

[@Wapoose]

Ok all of them are spot on GOOD WORK this made me actually clap

[@e.hhampsen4508]

Did anybody get the June 6th joke about Crowley's birthday? Adding:The ending freakout is so relatable I feel like I'm in that discord chat

[@DrFranklynAnderson]

The Sweet Shop Took me a minute. In case someone didn’t, it’s that once every hundred years, Crowley’s birthday is 06/06/06.

[@cr8zygoodshot]

DrFranklynAnderson Lol thanks I was just about to look it up

[@squishycatfish2577]

6/6 is my birthday!!

[@kachowdove4519]

This voice acting is phenomenal and I love it so much but I'm also so sad that this isn't a weekly podcast I can listen to :,(

[@jazz_chese2212]

I would litteraly do anything to make the ineffable plan podcast to be real

[@k1tkat-kate]

22:08 'listen libra, even if you think it is, it's not your fault' HOOOOOOOOOO BUDDY!!!!!!

[@KaiseaWings]

Was definitely not breathing at the end there. I do love the intimacy of Crowley speaking directly into the microphone, it's a nice touch.

[@caspenbee]

The Crowley performer is really good at Distressed David Tennant.

[@felkem2118]

Crowley talking out loud to himself or to no one in particular is exactly like me talking to miself or out loud every single time, like it is a bad habit but at the same time is like a really calming and help to reflect on some thoughts kind of thing. For some reason I really feel identify with Crowley. ❤️💖

[@aisleelovegreenwood6448]

_Same_

[@godofhorny8650]

SAME

[@baileyadams6565]

I choked at the sugar daddy part. Damn anathema

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

I just love how users think (fairly) that the immortality thing is just a bit and they are trying to deleve into it, trying to find metaphors and stuff

[@AwakingOceanborn]

I commented in the written fic that the only thing that could make it even more amazing was a full cast Podfic. And here it is. I AM LIVING!

[@stopitsgingertime]

You guys!!!!!! Thank you for such a brilliant adaptation of my fic

[@andrearamirez700]

Your fic was absolutely lovely! And they honestly couldn't have done this without you!( ◜‿◝ )♡

[@SJ-dl6uc]

this has made me so happy ❤️ I'm on my 4th listen since i discovered it last night

[@lyeondoe4990]

@@andrearamirez700 I misread that and thought you said "they could honestly do this without you" and was gonna be like- damn dude that's kinda harsh don't ya think? Lmao

[@crablegs-tr5fw]

Your fan fic made me cry it’s incredible and the inclusion of fan interactions online is immaculate

[@7ate912]

dude your fic is fucking sick! write a book!

[@heddaaxelsson3151]

I love that I have the exact same response as the people in the fictional discord server. Like this fic is just an extension of the fandom.

[@HllwHnr]

I don’t know whether to hope sheeny man is lurking around here somewhere or not.

[@bxttercxp_swxxts]

"SHEENY MAN" THATS SO CLEVER

[@ismata3274]

perfect. i now deem this an actual episode. my headcannon.

[@peachfuzz7991]

OH MY GOOOOOD!!!! THE FUCKING CONFESSION PLEEEASE I AM A WRECK!!! also, "I'm kissing him now, dear listeners, for your information." I am IN TEARS this was truly beautifully acted :,)

[@Lyuciferrr]

Found this masterpiece after finishing s2, omg this is perfection im feeling fluffy inside my head from the cuteness

[@alsplaylist]

this is a great source of comfort after season 2

[@kodommadrawing1767]

CROWLEY'S LAUGH OMG JSJSKSKDKKS ITS SO GOOD I CANT WITH IT DJDJSJKSKS

[@elephantpajamas8114]

ok. yes the confession scene killed me in one shot. yes the tenderness is audible throughout. yes the voice acting is phenomenal. yes the editing is amazing. but here's what we're not gonna do. we are NOT gonna sleep on 41:21 cuz seriously that cracked me up way more than it should've

[@ams4212]

skdfjsldkj thanks sard im very proud of that moment

[@lakesandquarries]

sard i love u so much

[@theradioghost8440]

Okay but I’m a Sagittarius and my glasses have been brOKEN FOR 3 MONTHS HOW DID YOU KNOW??????

[@reggieblack1672]

No way!!!!

[@AriPotter]

LMFAO MY DUDE. Me too. I recently got new glasses because I was 3 weeks with a broken frame and glass 😭 this made me jump

[@adegoodman9053]

I’m a Virgo and I desperately need therapy

[@maryjolisa7747]

i'm a gemini and my throat WAS dry.

[@spiderwickian]

HGHHJD ANOTHER SAGITARIUS HERE AND MINE HAVE HAD A SUPER ANNOYING SCRATCH FOREEEVER AND I ACTUALLY NEED TO PICK UP MY NEW PAIR

[@lynnbryant9700]

this is honesty the best fucking thing i’ve listened to, i don’t usually like listening to podcasts but if this was real i would listen to it religiously

[@Manthab]

The two dislikes are Gabriel and Beez😆

[@pursephonekore]

Reference for future me because we both know we need it ✌️ Ep 1: Intro, noisy neighbor 0:00 - 4:41 Ep 3-10: What does the J stand for, Madam Tracy ad 4:46 - 6:29 Ep 11 (9)*: Rambling about places 6:33 - 7:11 Ep 12: First complaint 8:44 - 11:07 Ep 15: Debating over condiments, Thanking 11:23 - 14:19 Ep 16: Horrible Goatees, Air Conditioning 15:20 - 18:05 Ep 17: Pulling a Ritz at the movies 18:53 - 20:12 Ep 18: Reading Horoscopes with Anathema 20:43 - 24:20 Ep 19: Being "honest" throwback 25:25 - 27:12 Ep 20: Banned from Twitter 27:16 - 28:23 Ep 21: Flying friends 29:21 - 30:09 Ep 22: Lil Fightin 32:01 - 33:56 Ep 24: Re-uploaded 35:31 - 36:46 Ep 26: Confessions 41:29 - 47:43 Ep 27: Start a podcast together 49:44 - 53:28 *The chapter in the fanfic, not in the video I regret not putting the comments but I'm sure I'll do it later...hopefully

[@pursephonekore]

And it turns out I did in fact not put the comments in

[@leyjones3326]

thank you for this

[@gayatri3708]

The fact that I'm Sagittarius and my glasses have been broken for days. I was so shocked

[@nikakozar832]

This watered my crops and added ten years to my life!!!

[@margaridavelhinho1478]

it even regrew the Garden of Eden for me!!!

[@autumn_3989]

One of the most impressive things about this is the voice acting, it’s incredible! While it doesn’t sound like the Az and Crow from the shows, their essence is captured perfectly so when I started listening I could immediately tell who they were meant to be and who was speaking Incredible job!

[@wellbeeotel]

Honestly lots of people crap on AO3 but oh my god when things like this come out of it then I don't think it deserves nearly as much hate if any hate. I mean, look at this! Thank you, this literally makes me so happy.

[@judealtman8183]

OMFG I'm watching this in the midst of major depression and existential crisis and they really called me out as a Virgo. Ha! I view this as absolute proof that Ineffable Husbands are real.

[@TheAntiChristsPlusOne]

I’m going to use this to document my favourite moments 1:35 THAT FUCKING CACKLE IM CHOKING AND AGAIN HERE 25:33 2:01 Azira *actually* getting people to send in physical letters is so funny to me for some reason 4:45 I love that they’re actually being the angel and demon on the writers shoulder 6:05 the detail of the slight hiss in his words makes me happy 6:20 JANTHONY 7:35 me watching 1-3 of staged 9:52 they need a listener bollocking of the week section 11:50 as Crowley said it I said ‘it’s not a condiment, it’s a seasoning’ and who said it but not one second later? 17:57 YES CROWLEY!!!! 18:36 I AM LIGIT FINDING IT HARD TO THOS I, LAUGHING SO MUCHHHHHHH HE WOULD SO DO THAT 20:28 I was one step ahead @MrHKYoon 21:33 I love anathanmas(can’t spell fuckin shit ignore me) horoscope, I as a libra *do* feel like everything that goes wrong is my fault so this did actually help lol 24:42 the tweet lol 25:06 matpats gonna have to start a pod theory for these two 27:49 I LIKE JEFF TOO 30:31 HASHTAG INEFFABLE HUSBANDS YESSSS 31:36 PLEASE say that’s why he did it 33:17 oof oo ouch owie my heartstrings 37:45 I love the user ‘pepsikoala’ 40:15 if this video doesn’t have that fucking cut I will go feral 42:03 oh noooooo poor Crowley oh goooooood 42:06 paused the vid here and I am shaking and unable to keep playing it og dear godddddddddddddd 42:16 took about an hour break and I still can’t do it 42:16 fuck it, I’m doing it 43:12 IM FUCKING SQEALIMG IN DELIGHT OMFG 46:17 CROWLEYYYYYY COME ONNNNNNNNN 47:36 CROWELY YOU DIDDDNDNTTTTTTTT 49:48 this is the ending we deserved of good omens 2 50:06 I CANT HEARRRRRRRR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO LIVE- 51:05 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DYINNFGGGGGG

[@charismartin1169]

Hi fun fact this is my seventh time listening to this. My sole source of dopamine right now, no joke!

[@charismartin1169]

Update: well over 20 times now

[@aisleelovegreenwood6448]

_Same!_ I am using this _Ineffable Plan_ podfic to keep me sane after what happened in Season 2. Def listened to it at least 7 times now.

[@peachfuzz7991]

Not only is this the best podcast I have ever listened to, but also I am a Gemini and my throat was dry and HOW IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE DID YOU KNOW?!

[@tiff_brtz5]

This is the first time that a piece of fan-anything has been SO WELL MADE that I'm positive the actors would love it. The voice acting was impecable. Ofc I wouldn't send it to them, but let me just say, astounding work lovely people, astounding.

[@lindseyp6032]

I am,,?? Astonished??? This is some of the best voice acting I've ever fucking heard???? And THE best from a podfic???? Thank you so much for this gorgeousness????? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@k1tkat-kate]

Crowley and Madam Tracy are so spot on!!!! Especially the laugh XD

[@chai7218]

I. Do not. Have the words. To describe the amount of joy this gives me. Edit: I just finished it and holy fucking *shit* it got so much *better* and also I LOVE the voice actors? They did such a good job of sounding like the actors?

[@chai7218]

I can't listen to any other GO podfics now lmao cause they can't compare

[@Malfoyslayton]

Yeah I started this after 3am and I'm TRYING TO CONTAIN MY SQUEALS OH MY CROWLEY OH MY SWEET AZIRAPHALE. *swooon* fantastic voice acting and timing of key scenes, I am. In. Love.

[@doodlebrain6594]

This is peak angel and devil on your shoulder

[@doodlebrain6594]

LMAO

[@KateHistoryMysteries]

Rewatching this after series 2!

[@everyones-a-cryptic]

I love the laughing it honestly made me cackle in return

[@Tanukibby]

THAT CONFESSION!!! AAAAAAAAA!!! AND THAT LAST ONE TOO!!! SQUEEEEEEE!!!

[@tyceyoder3532]

i'm late to the party lol but i was like "ooh, a podfic of the podcast fic!" and then i was absolutely Blown Away by the quality of everything about this, this is a Production! the voice acting was So Good! all the different voices and sound effects!! all the little details!! radio gaga!! OWO!! and of course, the confession 😭 specifically, that strangled "would i lie to you" killed me instantly i am feeling A LOT OF EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW edit some months later: i've listened to this so many times i just caught myself saying "yes, yes i know, what are the wretched chances" right along with crowley... help lol

[@jaystein7771]

39:40 had me squealing with contagious excitement KDKXKNFIFPDP

[@anitanielsen1061]

28:21 OMG I JUST NOTICED THE DEVIL-HOTNS LIKE WITH AZI HOW DID I NOT NOTICE- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@SJ-dl6uc]

i fucking love that you can tell all the voices and the energy of said characters with their titular actors, but it's not an imitation or parody. it's legit a series of separate voices in canon vs this. kinda like a spot on dubbing in another language, where you can tell the energy and character without knowing what they're saying

[@stellyfins]

PLSSS I WATCHED THIS THE DAY BEFORE MY EXAM, YOU CAN IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN ANATHEMA KNEW 😭

[@jostewart3192]

The voice acting is…. EXCEPTIONAL !!! Holy smokes!! I can’t deal!!!

[@phil_aziraphale]

It’s a real website lol Edit: AHHHHH THE CONFESSION KILLED MEEEE IM LIVING FOR IT AND THE EDITING IS AMAZING AND THE VOICE ACTING AND JUST ALL OF ITTTTT

[@ohtea2238]

I LOVE THE WAY THEY EXPRESS THE EMOTION IN THE CHARACTERS OMFG IMMA CRY -starts fucking crying at the end-

[@Manthab]

THIS IS THEE MOST AMAZING LOVELY WONDERFUL AWESOME THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! ITS TRULY INEFFABLE (HOW GREAT IT IS) GINNY AND CORA ARE THEEEE MOOOSSSTTT *DYNAMIC DUO!!! CAN YOU NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO???* MY POINT EXACTLY YOU COULDNT COME UP WITH AN ANSWER JUST THEN LOVE ALWAYS AND STAN *FOREVER* Mantha ~ azirafool on discord

[@Johnlocked.on_bakerst]

Athema “If you have any asparagus in the fridge throw it a way.” Me a piscies : GRANDMA THROW OUT THE ASPARAGUS!!!!!!

[@ermayonnaise]

40:32 holy shit i feel like im in on it too hssjhqjbsnna

[@flavianesilva1979]

IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS? BUT YT ONLY RECOMMENDED ME THIS GEM NOW? my heart-

[@audreymeyers4481]

I found this at 3 in the morning it's the devil's hour right lol Anyone else concerned about the horoscopes my life consists of being on my phone and stressing out Capricorn

[@MariekeLisette]

Audrey Meyers Devil's hour, you say? Better watch out, then

[@miriamwebb9432]

I'm Capricorn too

[@audreymeyers4481]

@@miriamwebb9432 I was informed that June 6th every hundred years equals 666.

[@miriamwebb9432]

@@audreymeyers4481 that's cool!

[@beeta137]

Aquarius and I have a fraught relationship with my mother. I try not to talk to her.

[@deacondek]

YOU NAILED CROWLEY OMG

[@ironvlogger9712]

Oh how delightful we have our first complaint GIVE THAT HERE 😈

[@chibichilla6581]

One day, like, a couple hundred years in the future, they're gonna make another podcast, and there's gonna be some kid who listens to podcasts from "the olden days" who recognized their voices and they're gonna turn into a conspiracy theorist

[@reb3545]

YES HI HELLO THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER HEARD AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT IMPLANTED IN MY BRAIN SO I CAN HEAR IT 24/7

[@aisleelovegreenwood6448]

Lol, in case you've lost this video and wanted to listen to it again, I'll just leave this comment for you. You may need it after the way things were left between our dear Ineffable Husbands...

[@sarahmorris4575]

I absolutely love this and I wish the podcast existed in real life imma go cry Also I thought the exact same thing Crowley said when I first read the letter about the air conditioning lmao And I am DYING from the confession scene I’m going to fucking discorporate this makes it sound so REAL and I love it - Someone, I love it 😭😭😭 I loved listening to this and thanks for helping me discover this beautiful fic ❤️💜❤️💜

[@felkem2118]

... My horoscope was right... 👀

[@marionochoa878]

47:34! 👈 THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHEN I LOST IT! Probably the most Crowley-like phrase I have ever heard 😅🤣 Definitely finding this jewel has been one of the best things the internet's have brought to me 😁

[@1amChrlie]

Tbh the whole time I was going “ CROWLEY YOU CAN PAUSE IT!! PAUSE IT!”

[@foodcourtcreature]

oh my gosh the discord call bit killed me whaaaat that was done so well

[@icewave3031]

I love this! I nearly fell over laughing when they got a complaint.

[@b7kerravon]

This was amazing! ESPECIALLY whoever did the editing - the fade-ins, fade-outs, backgrounds...PERFECT

[@theniceandaccuratetheatre5410]

that was all ambrose (amserpand)! they really are the mvp haha -ginny

[@ams4212]

im glad you liked them!! this was my first time working with after effects so it was a huge learning experience

[@reggieblack1672]

No way!!!

[@reggieblack1672]

Oops wrong comment string

[@j_fenrir]

@@ams4212 You did a seriously awesome job!

[@AriPotter]

50:06 i love this moment so much

[@mackiexoxo8193]

I'M A SAGITTARIUS AND MY GLASSES HAVE BEEN BROKEN FOR WEEKS I---- ANATHEMA????? _ANATHEMA????????????_ I LEGIT JUMPED OUT OF BED AND MY GLASSES FELL OFF WHEN I GOT TO THAT PART. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. HELL, I DONT KNOW WHERE THE BROKEN LEG OF MY GLASSES IS RN. Edit: timestamp for later 22:17 Update: got them fixed a few days after listening to this and I'm also wearing the old (new) pair I hadn't found in months. Thanks Anathema.

[@uhal-9413]

Not sure if I'm late to it or not but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT VDHXISODBXG and the voicing is BRILLIANT especially Crowley's laughter like??!? I nearly died every time I heard it and the detail about Anathema saying it's not libra's fault and Aziraphale saying it is his fault THANK YOU

[@SSMp315]

I AM IN FUCKING LOVE VOICE ACTING? DRAMATIC READING? The voices are definitely ineffable wives headcanons now Their lil bickering :,D how cute!

[@prettymuchyeah7520]

Gabriel is the one dislike.

[@anikaecker1721]

Truly Ineffable.

[@ermayonnaise]

yes, anathema, i'll steal an apple soon *salute*

[@audreymeyers4481]

I'm crying I don't know how to stop I caught the feels

[@irisbolen5266]

You are still crying

[@deacondek]

also jenny GO GETCHYA GIRL ;)

[@lakesandquarries]

they did ;)

[@tallonfall]

Listen virgo; you need to see a therapist, and if the therapist doesn't work see a priest immediately. _why is it so accurate_

[@sageofearth5250]

Maybe, but i am not sure if Cancer wad accurate. Besides i already went to the doctors appointment last month.

[@TheGirlWhoExists]

It's 2am and This is the best podfic that has ever existed. Genuinely phenomenal!

[@mattimoodle5160]

I am once again returning to this podfic

[@doodlebrain6594]

THE MADAMN TRACY ADD

[@luwakdoesart1244]

I LOVE THAT THERES FAKE ADS LMAO

[@SallySueSaywhatagain]

Oh. My. Go- Sat- Somebody!!!

[@Waywren]

Absolutely marvellous. It took a fic I already adored and added EVEN MORE TO LOVE. Beautiful.

[@kikopaws9663]

I was worried that I would get bored and leave after 10 minutes even though I'm ADDICTED to this show but nope I was intrigued the who dam time and some how the still image with a bit flashing here and there was great ahhh

[@happydays1671]

“I like it when you….🙄☺️…..getwhatyouwant”. AWWW🥺

[@ermayonnaise]

i just LOVE the way they voiced crowley, esp. the laugh! vv cute