It's Hard Being Fat In Los Angeles. Paul Douglas Moomjean - Full Special

[@fireballxl-5748]

"Independently bitter" --- funniest line I've heard in YEARS.

[@elonmuskforpresident6393]

Look up Prison Fight - Shanked Over A Magic Trick It’s hilarious!! 🔪 😆

[@DocteurSnow]

I lost it when he said "why would he say that?". Hilarious special, and I love this dude's last name. Moomjean, beautiful. Oddly fun to say.

[@deborahnielsen9163]

Paul your a delight, I pray God send you the perfect help mate you are genuine person.

[@stevemcmahan8277]

Paul you are brilliant!! Very funny and entertaining. I wish you success in comedy. You made me laugh. These days that’s saying something!! Thanks for pursuing comedy. You found your niche in life!!

[@jeremiahhammer2282]

My new favorite comedian! Bravo, Paul. You are hilarious!

[@markusfreund6961]

Funny, witty, great timing, likeable -- perfect!

[@DunderHead.5000]

'Likeable' may-be his problem with dating.

[@phalupium]

I loved this. Unless PBS airs his documentary soon, I want to see more of this guy on Drybar!

[@bradmarkell12167]

Why

[@bradmarkell12167]

Documentary??? What u smokin

[@phalupium]

@@bradmarkell12167 Did you watch the video to the end? Rewatch it, and come back to us.

[@mkm6458]

Very funny, thanks for the laughs. Lived in LA for many years, loved your take on LA people. 😊

[@jamminjester5248]

I feel a kinship with this man. Bring him back!

[@johnhaboush646]

Paul- this is an awesome special! Great work!!

[@ayan6759]

Best I've seen in a while!

[@thomasrobertson8109]

Thank you funny man. I would like to see 👀 more of you

[@leahwanjiru8557]

genius set,more moomjean please

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

What a great gem, DB. 👏 Well done. He's handsome, articulate and looks kinda' like my ex from Texas. The gal who finally wins his heart will be truly blessed. If I was only 30 years younger, but he's only a few years older than my Soldier son... 🥰 That would be... ok, never mind... 🤣 BTW, just watched an AGT vid about their top five (5) Commedians. Josh was there. Love y'all, cast and crew... Thanks, once again, for putting a solid giggle in our gaggles. He was funny, no awkward pauses, etc. Many belly laughs, a several solid heart-felt hehehe's. 🙃 ⚘ 🙏♥️🙏 ⚘

[@kittykat149]

Very funny jokes! Down syndrom... 😆

[@andersonmercedez]

I need to see the scene of him eating salad from the show!

[@Themoomabides]

KZbin Miss Briggs, iCarly

[@izzyh.3581]

This guy is funny and has a great comedic style

[@Themoomabides]

Thank you all for watching!

[@ThankYouAbba]

McD's Egg McMuffin metaphor of his dating life 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lolobagginz489]

This guys voice sounds like Steve smiths best friend from American dad

[@NM-ss7hh]

you, sir, are funny cute and charming. great special!

[@timothyfloogle]

Even the management comes in bulk. Oh my gorsh that was the joke that got me. Just give paul a second special, please?

[@jsenior5]

This was hilarious, really awesome. I just wish you waited a little bit for the applause to die down before the “of poverty!” punch line.

[@linnamilian]

I was thinking the same hahaha

[@bradmarkell12167]

That one flew over the Utah crowd's head 😳...

[@Missingmycallie]

This guy's cute. He's got my type of humor. I like him lol 😊

[@ElvisComedy]

Great job, Paul!

[@Guy.1991]

Love the cadance really controlled the stage. Great set man.

[@mlesliec3372]

You were so worried about your health you did nothing about it. What an intellect you are. How very American of you.

[@Gimmethatgummibear]

As a type one I was shook when I caught the words I was diagnosed as a type two diabetic and this became far more interesting than just background noise

[@robbiesdad1]

Love this, guy I can really relate

[@ckoritko]

Thank you, Paul, come again! */vigorous head bobbing*

[@Angelwrites]

Knows how to keep the crowd going, haha love it! Standing ovation in Provo nonetheless

[@LimegreenSnowstorm]

Paul you are delightful and hilarious XD

[@BeComingNyrell]

On the treadmill watching this 😂 I wish it was longer!

[@candellina6]

Woman, you better be walking or an Olympian to be on a treadmill for half an hour 😆 🤣 😂

[@BeComingNyrell]

@@candellina6 I was definitely walking 😂

[@candellina6]

@@BeComingNyrell phew...😅 maybe I could compete then lol I listen to my favorite songs and end up dancing on my dreadmill instead 💃

[@BeComingNyrell]

@@candellina6 lol u r not alone… on days I dread doing it I pretend I’m in carnivale 😂 the hour flies by!

[@bradmarkell12167]

Wow. You drove a mile to walk for a half hour... ?? 😒 🤔 oh kaaay

[@n.ayisha]

he is a sweetheart, and funny too.

[@kellygarnet6329]

Great set. Very funny.

[@JC-cm9bn]

Nice job very funny 😂😂😂😂

[@_NewtonMeter]

Moomjean is a very interesting surname o: I'm sure he gets "Mom jeans" a lot xD

[@djcgjhvicbimgvvn]

Happy 420 everyone!

[@Foxieness13]

Lol yep sounds right Welcome to Tucson 🤣🤣🤣

[@bradmarkell12167]

It's why dad cleaned up there back in the day, and brought mom back to Cali

[@forkliftoper9619]

He's great

[@rileymclellan8953]

The way I gasped when he said he was the salad eating guy in that scene of iCarly. That unearthed a memory I didn’t even know I had.

[@dustinconway3932]

Hey man, that was a funny set, great job.

[@FullMoonHowl]

Fantastic humor! And not gonna lie, I think he's handsome.

[@joannaedwards6325]

I'd love a hug or two from him. Yum

[@bradmarkell12167]

No wonder wealthy women in heat go after Lyft & Uber drivers... 😉

[@artemnaum818]

This guy is great but I'm more amazed at how nice these comments are

[@mattdias8051]

I'm down from 240 to 158 you can do I bro try planking and squats. Change your diet and you can beat the diabetes you can do it, love yourself enough to care about your health. God be with you brother. My uncle Ron worked on little mermaid.

[@DennnisTheGreat]

That was amazing Guys like us, Gotta stick together keep it up Paul from one fat guy to another LOLOLOL

[@daddy_bear7093]

One word; funny! 🙂

[@hhairball9]

Hey Paul! I'd pay to see you live! You were good! (and I would love to hear you do karaoke!)

[@bradmarkell12167]

Simmer down. He's dating Emily's bf now... 😉

[@-EmilyGrace-]

Moomjean Moomjean Moomjean. 'Moomjean' is fun to say and makes me smile. (I enjoyed the rest as well. 👍)

[@BurnWithinQT]

Being single is great, just don't fall for the first Emily who is neither with some guy she may or may not love nor too recently single nor having you paint her walls nor moonstruck by your income... Best wishes with your medical conditions & your hodgepodge "career."

[@witchynerdhermit]

Sheesh, that was rough.

[@realemonful]

Right? I pushed myself to go half ways but then I just couldn't go any further lol

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

I tried to finish too but he just wasn't cutting it. Too much bitter negativity to be funny. Some comics can make that angry energy work to their advantage like Steve Hofstetter or Greg Warren (who I am both a fan of btw), but it did not work with this guy.

[@MrBigwig82]

It improved further into it.

[@miriamramsey2412]

Amazing 👏 so funny x

[@meganrichardson8555]

So relatable, especially fat people in summer😅

[@Primalxbeast]

At least in California sweat evaporates. Try Florida.

[@lecheff4836]

Nice analogy about the Ham and EggMcmuffin!! 😂 Judas was the kicker!!! 1-0

[@jacnjoe]

That last one was so funny 😂

[@bradmarkell12167]

Which last one? 🤔 couldn't wait for it to end so... 😉

[@meganw1256]

Independently bitter. 😆 I won't argue when someone wants to pay. And I love Ariel. ❤️

[@bradmarkell12167]

He was referring to independent women in L.A.

[@1erinjames]

An Iowa 9.....lol

[@CaidicusProductions]

Paul, great special. I hope it doesn't come across wrong but I felt like a lot of your jokes could've been pushed a bit further, like they ended too quickly and didn't hit as hard as they could. I hope you'll watch your special too (of course you will) and think of how you might make a 2 part joke into a three part, that last line in there to push things into absurdity or just hammer the hilarity home. Either way, you were really enjoyable to watch. :D

[@laurastarbrook1308]

Aww he needs a spa day and a glow up in his wardrobe and he'll get the ladies. Use "Every Man Jack" mens products from Target, and you'll smell amazing💕

[@willymaykit1482]

I never heard of every man jack. I'm gonna try it. Thanks.

[@bradmarkell12167]

How thin will my pockets get if I invest in this product? 😉

[@bradmarkell12167]

@@willymaykit1482 take a bath shower and that spa treatment first

[@willymaykit1482]

@@bradmarkell12167 good hygiene is priceless.

[@bradmarkell12167]

@@willymaykit1482 not with our creator God, 😉 but keep in mind...hygiene wasn't taken very seriously until the 50s when manufacturers placed ads on TV and magazines to sell their products. Bad hygiene habits or lack thereof, was the MAIN CAUSE of the Spanish Flu epidemic, which cannot be compared to our recent political lockdown virus scare. Your bill's in the mail. 😉

[@em.or.mintzkreyns]

YAS Paul! Wahoo✨

[@nlvghost4207]

Same birthday!

[@sandywakefield7255]

youre funny..thank you

[@XiAnais-bt9ke]

Definitely took some inspo from Gabriel Iglesias ✨️

[@kittyp1569]

Paul - if you're still single: do you like cats?!

[@timothyfloogle]

Poor dude, plenty of fish is basically a mental hospital.

[@katherinebrumley7794]

You may be a 10 in the Ozarks.

[@sirsly4088]

Reminds me of 'Fluffy'

[@Kyle-vb3fz]

It’s 2022 and I’m a 35 year old male. At this point, if I wasn’t married with 2 kids, then I would give up on the family. Just enjoy life!!!

[@adub4174]

I’m a hot guy assessor in the state of Iowa and can confirm he’s an Iowa 9

[@jeri8853]

Big huggable bear! 💕 we love ya!?

[@ceriummusic]

I like this guy I hope he does well

[@bradmarkell12167]

He is already

[@devrajeffers]

Funny

[@axeclash]

This guy needs to go on YMH, his name is practically momjeans.

[@dragonmusic88]

she paused😆

[@ChipArgyle]

"...what if it's the Hindu god." Now that was funny. There are 33 gods named in the Hindu scriptures.

[@shaunjonesrealestateteam20]

👏 👏 👏

[@accidental-life]

When you were trying to find a wife in there, I was saying to myself, "Then there goes your will to live." When you said no to everything, Prior, I was thinking to myself,"that is why you have the will to live."

[@laysristhc4442]

Lml bro funny funny

[@EarthTraveler3087]

Now I wonder too.. Does he?

[@treyhudson73]

"Electronical" probably should have tipped you off...

[@julien.4617]

Move out of the desert and you won't get hot.😂

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

That's why I have called home somewhere near Seattle since I was 6 weeks old. Did you know that we/Seattle has an Annual Rain Festival? It runs every year from: January 1 - December 31. True that, lol. Doubt it? You can buy a sweatshirt, tank top, a hat or a handbag at the Pike Place Market that says so. 😊 How do you know that it's Summer in Seattle? The rain is warmer. We don't call it The Great NorthWET for no reason. Didn't know that there was no "S" in that word, didja? 🙃 Take care... ⚘🙏♥️🙏⚘

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Sorry, but even in The Great NorthWET, we can top 100° in the greater Seattle area a few times during the Summer. The webs between our toes crack and the moss behind our ears dries out and gets itchy. 😢 Had to order an extra gallon of moisturizer last year, lol.

[@jerryconner4270]

He's my Dad ! Well..we haven't done like a DNA test...but that's him ! Call me Dad..we got a lot of catch up to do. We have the same taste in shirts.

[@ajwasp3642]

I'd date you, but I live in Oregon.

[@bradmarkell12167]

No worries. I'll come to you... 😉

[@cynicalcindy1434]

So you’re gay or you live in a trailer off-grid? I don’t think the trailer would be an issue.

[@layna-heyhey]

haha, he's funny and cute xD .

[@globetrekker86]

It’s about time we get a Prince Erik. Waiting for Boaz and Prince Charming is a bit overplayed

[@bradmarkell12167]

You missed the point of his joke. He meant too many women are waiting for their so-called Prince charming Eric type instead of giving real normal guys a chance

[@SmartVideosJarkaWatched]

'We feel your pain.' 😐

[@mistermirror8064]

Flounder moomjean

[@leeg5678]

Paul need to get red pill and stop being a nice guy

[@nardo218]

i think i dropped these jokes in 1986

[@TheRealMonkeyrogue]

It was probably edited a bit. It felt flat in areas where you could still hear applause. But pacing at the end was wonderful.

[@kamalemami5956]

I understand your concern. I have some unusual syndrome Down there. It is not E.D, just the opposite. It doesn't want to go down. My ex was exhausted, we had to break up I call it my version of Down Syndrome.

[@diannecocoleech5720]

@ least a “9” in Iowa😂 Nope. Maybe a 5

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Too much unnecessarily real negativity Keep the show light, bright, and moving. Here's but tip to get almost any woman you want who is single -- ask them to help you edit your set.

[@oneperson5760]

Really, why aren't you married? You're smart, funny, and kinda cute. Something is wrong with women today. So, you're not Fabio, but most women aren't exactly Angelina Jolie, either. You seem like you'd be a great dad.

[@bradmarkell12167]

Trust me, sweetheart. Most REAL MEN aren't looking for Angelina Jolie types. She's unforgiving and she's an elitist. It's all abt character, personality and whether she cares abt the person inside, not their outer looks. Too many people judge based on outer looks and hardly look beyond that initial infatuation

[@bradmarkell12167]

It's why I don't date much. Call me picky, but I always look beyond first impression immediately and sadly, most women I meet only want sex or a Fabio, or wealthy with a nice car, well-dressed and who attends the same cult-like church as they do. To each his own, but women, especially so-called Christian women are missing out, and some even sell themselves short as many men do. We all need to be patient. It's God's Way. ❤

[@oneperson5760]

@Jme's Terra How sad. And actually untrue. Married men with kids on average make more money than men without, because the responsibility of family inspires them to strive harder to provide for their future. I know many happy married couples, mostly my aunts and uncles and cousins, etc. But we're a very traditional family. It seems the farther people move away from traditional values, the less happily married couples there are. People try to re-invent the wheel as far as society goes, and it's proving to not work so well that way. Tried and true works better.

[@oneperson5760]

@Jme's Terra From the perspective of a selfish person who's priority is on money and fun, yes, I'm sure it seems that way. But not all of us have our priority set as money and fun. Those things are shallow and fleeting.

[@oneperson5760]

@Jme's Terra , it wasnt meant as an insult, its just plain truth. Generations of humanity have struggled through hardship, wars, and plagues, famines, etc, sacrificed their fun so that others could survive and continue on. But this generation living in luxury suddenly thinks its too much effort to stop having so much fun for a few years to spend a little money on the next generation. It truly is short sighted and selfish. You first pronounced family life as misery and claimed there were few if any exceptions. You are wrong, and you are closed to differing life experiences and opinions on the matter. There is nothing to win here on the internet. The Win is in real life, and the prize isnt money or fun. The Win is in seeing your grandbabies happy and thriving, growing strong despite and because of adversity. Easy, Fun, and Wealthy makes weak people.

[@linoleluminum2017]

I live in northern California and the people from LA and other parts of Southern California have such a paranoid antisocial demeanor, what are they afraid of

[@timothyfloogle]

Dude seems like a guy who would actively yell at children.

[@mangafq8]

So if it's hard being fat in LA, ummmm lose weight 😍

[@AB-nb2ic]

I, I, I, me, me, me. Dude, there's other stuff to talk about.

[@drewhenni2277]

Painful

[@ernestboston7707]

He is very funny, but I was able to guess way too many things he was fixing to say/transitions, and I have only watched the first 3 minutes.