Your Shirt Won't Survive The ER. Tommy Ryman - Full Special

[@dal8963]

I cut my thumb once and went to er thinking I needed stitches but it was very busy and after a few hours of waiting It clotted and decided I would be ok without stitches so I told the lady to take me off the list I was going to go home and I would be OK without stitches she insisted they put a butterfly bandaid on it to keep it from reopening. The nurse came out into waiting room used a achol pad to clean it the put two little bandaid on it and I left my mother got a bill a few weeks later for $600.00 dollars from the hospital. Gotta love our Healthcare system in America.

[@lizdestefano4905]

😱🥶 yeah I our healthcare system I pay for insurance and get nothing out of it

[@MsDomomuffin]

You should 100% fight that. You didn’t even see a doctor

[@dennispalmer6007]

This is why I’m so glad I live in Canada. Socialized medicine have no idea why Americans are so afraid of it.

[@lizdestefano4905]

@@dennispalmer6007 this is why most Americans like me dont bother with health insurance! And it's actually because of Big Pharma and because America has twice as many vs any other country but mostly the corrupt politicians and Big Pharma! I paid for insurance and my insurance doesn't covered medication or my trips to the chiropractor! I pay out of pocket! I did use my job insurance but It taken out of my pay check of course but I never use it sometime it feels like a Huge waste

[@jonathanknowles7566]

@@dennispalmer6007the reason I don't like the idea of socialized medicine is because the idea of dying while on a waiting list for a surgical procedure doesn't appeal to me.

[@noglenogle]

I could listen to this guy all day every day. He's so calm and smoooth! His timing is perfect and he's just a natural! Great set man. Thank you for everything you put into this.

[@lennybuttz2162]

So that Thorazine is working out pretty good hey?

[@fr.jeremiahcaughran6191]

I broke my ankle a few years ago when I was at work in the bookstore I managed and there was only one customer in the store. She called 911 for me and then I asked her to help me take my shoe off because I didn’t want the paramedics to cut my shoe off. When the paramedics got to the store, they asked why my shoe was off and even though they weren’t happy that I had taken it off, they did admit that they would have cut it off instead of untying it and removing it. I was so glad I made that decision since it still have those shoes 6 years later and love them.

[@xfitch3809]

Wtf were you doing in a bookstore that made you brake ur ankle 😅

[@fr.jeremiahcaughran6191]

@@xfitch3809 I was at the top of a step ladder removing upper bookcases from the wall and lost my balance and crashed to the ground. Came straight down on my foot and the ankle snapped.

[@janeausten222]

I don't blame you! I did the same thing when I fell down a flight of stairs at work. I knew they would cut off my new boots, so I yanked that sucker off before my foot could swell up too much. Sometimes you've got to have shoe priorities :)

[@fr.jeremiahcaughran6191]

@@janeausten222 amen!

[@dennishayes1505]

LoL, I usually just cut the strings

[@ishshataliaferro3893]

I'm always pleasantly surprised by the comedians on this channel. I definitely laughed out loud a few times.

[@catherinehall5692]

I chuckled hard at “my cardigan is all wet and I should be home playing the clarinet right now”.😝😝

[@joyceheisey1131]

Thanks o uuhq

[@joyceheisey1131]

AaAl

[@AI.Movie.Series]

Is she playing clarinet without me?! 😂

[@ellen_thekindtempest]

This guy's just too good! His awkwardness makes him awesome! 😎😊

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

It's funny how you can respond differently at different times. On this second watch "I'm on ponds now" flattened me completely. Very deft delivery. from a a wonderfully quirky cat.

[@nana3491-w7b]

I love how he just slips stuff in like that. He's a pro at that.

[@sierraadams8009]

I can listen to this guy for days! Love how we talks!

[@lennybuttz2162]

I made it to the 11 minute mark and I had to turn him off because his voice was annoying me so much.

[@bonafideslacker2626]

This guy has the best voice - he always sounds like he's happily drunk.

[@mztweety1374]

Or like he’s twelve

[@MrMetonicus]

He sounds like Bart Simpson grew up.

[@susanmercurio1060]

That's because he comes from Minnesota - everyone else stays happily drunk here!

[@mankybrains]

He had a dry one at the bar.

[@jacobcash6067]

Bro... NO ONE sounds like this when they are drunk for real lol but I do come from an area where when a Man gets drunk, he slurs his words and his voice gets deeper lol in all respect this guys voice probably gets higher if he gets drunk lol

[@hannahmclaren9672]

I understand breaking things awkwardly, broke my spine doing the laundry. I am a hero.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

"by a really pretty lake...my mom came and activated it" perfect ending to this set lol

[@Smithl325749]

Ha, his mom really does have a website. I just chuckled and loved Barb's website.

[@maryksnyder1155]

I couldn’t resist checking it out! Singer - songwriter - healer and her work with the rivers

[@loricook6331]

Charming and adorably funny.

[@krmccarrell]

Very funny guy, loved his dog bit at 20:38, LMAO, which is a first in many weeks. Thank you for this upload!

[@katsumusubi]

I love how he just embraces his awkwardness. It’s so charming and relatable!

[@kellysmith8845]

Agreed

[@nana3491-w7b]

He is just precious.

[@marthathompson2012]

@@katsumusubi yes!

[@laclassedemmerachelle2621]

I am LAUGHING so hard I had to pause in order not to miss anything. Thank you for this laughter!

[@NikkiBriar]

Love him! Definitely want to see more of him!

[@guxxi9746]

Under rated. This guy is gold lol

[@TurtleBea]

I love this guy! He’s adorably hilarious! So refreshing for standup comedy.

[@crystallee2609]

He could totally make the finals for best Mr. Rogers sweater!!!😂🤣🤗

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

Won't you BEEE, my neighbor.🤓

[@nancyhanson5620]

Is there such a thing?

[@melissawhitehead6361]

Natural talent! I enjoyed this so much!

[@shawnwant4488]

Thanks!

[@ViewerAnna]

I thoroughly enjoyed this set! Thank you, Tommy and Dry Bar!

[@debbybrownquilts]

Having broken my collarbone recently WHILE SLEEPING, this was HILARIOUS!!! And I love his positivity.

[@karenmyrie6215]

While SLEEPING?!?!? I'm stunned on 2 levels. First because I broke my own & secondly because I am a physician.

[@debbybrownquilts]

@@karenmyrie6215 Well, I woke up when I hit the floor. I fell out of bed while sober and alone and asleep. Like a toddler. My husband gets angry when I chop wood (now that the collarbone has healed) because "it's dangerous." Me: "But is it more dangerous than SLEEPING?!?!?!"

[@nana3491-w7b]

How on earth did you break it sleeping? You must have some wild dreams. lol Hope you're over it.

[@debbybrownquilts]

@@nana3491-w7b I fell out of bed. Sober and alone. Like a toddler. My husband says "Technically, you broke it when you woke up." He's not necessarily wrong.

[@BonnieKennedy-pj7tn]

Thank goodness a fall was involved. I thought the future involved spontaneous breaks of random bones, lol​@@debbybrownquilts

[@brandonbeals6323]

As a spectrum field technician I do appreciate him calling the cable company and not just running it over with the lawn mower. And yes the twisty tie trick does work

[@carolwheeler9979]

Oh. My. Goodness. He is not kidding. I googled it and Barb Ryman river activation popped up first thing. All I asked was what is river activation. I still don’t know but he is not joking. He is telling the truth.

[@adorian9720]

He reminds me of the kid in brave little toaster...but grown up.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I love that movie! 😊

[@vegas629am]

Totally!

[@hsdgfasdg5646]

Dang that's a flashback 😁

[@elenacarino9346]

He also reminds me of Froggy from the Little Rascals, except, he needs the voice. Lol

[@kaldogorath]

You didn't watch the other movies in the series?

[@wayneyadams]

I love comedians when they do callbacks. The ending about his Mom was especially funny.

[@kellysmith8845]

Still laughin’

[@mecahunter7092]

This made me incredibly happy 🤗☺

[@pauldegregorio6432]

Material, timing, delivery are spot on!

[@mdaniels2010]

The river activating really got me! Hilarious dude!

[@MrFuzzySimpleton]

What makes it even funnier is that it’s actually true! I looked up the website.

[@mdaniels2010]

@@MrFuzzySimpleton I did too! Hahaha

[@constancejenkins3867]

I like Him and his awkwardness he's truly very funny 😄😆🤣

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Of course I Googled how to activate a river and it came up with his mom's name first

[@pacha7977]

🙌

[@aleynahallie9506]

Im so confused

[@kimberlyperkins2992]

LMAO

[@abefouhy8152]

Me too lol. I love it when the bits are true

[@lizdestefano4905]

What a Great way to end my birthday! I love this guy, great voice! The awkward store story with the sock fell out I died laughing and it is a 12 o'clock at night I should be quiet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

[@KTK01]

I love how his comedy comes full circle, you don't get that alot

[@jenniferpiper4293]

I almost fell off the couch over the clarinet shards bit! 🤣

[@mosart7025]

My brother in law had an ex police canine. My niece, when she was 3 said, "I want a new dog, I don't want a used dog."

[@peachmelba9333]

Better hope he doesn't say "GET HER" to Roscoe- could end up with major lacerations!

[@bethb7965]

He's hysterical!!🤣 Love the grocery cart scenerio!!

[@kellysmith8845]

Agreed

[@SolidifiedHoney]

Hello fellow Minnesotan! I also lost a rat buddy. But we had it on our deck in a shoe box and the neighbor cat thought it was a box lunch.

[@peachmelba9333]

That would do it!

[@SolidifiedHoney]

Its not how we lost him... We were gonna bury him because I had left the room Heat on high, and then went to my dad's for the weekend. My mom was kind of freaked out about feeding them so I would always feed him enough for the weekend, she felt so bad she didn't go and check on him. R.I.P. Blow

[@kingsxkids]

It’s nice to hear intelligent original material 🙂

[@realemonful]

Hardly ever, just like in this case too, is everything original lol

[@designdoctor247]

yes!

[@itsjustian8484]

Quirky/odd people make some of the best comedians. Tommy is a really cool guy. This is some brilliant stuff!

[@ian1635]

I agree. Him and Mary Mack are my two top favorites.

[@pbkayakyer]

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who has had a sock come out of my pants in public...

[@livingalife68]

I had a friend, many years ago, that came to work out of breath. She slept in and was running late 15 min into her shift I saw something coming out of her pant leg. I quietly commented so not to embarrass her in front if the customers. She bent down and pulled a pair of her underwear out of her pant leg.

[@foggyfrogg]

@@livingalife68 I've had underwear come out of my pant leg too 😂😂😂

[@mr.bigglesworth2952]

Dryer sheets for me man.. 😅

[@weir_family]

@@foggyfrogg happened to me at mommy and me when my son was 3. So humiliating!

[@foggyfrogg]

@@weir_family oh noo

[@davidlionheart9668]

Tommy delivers like a pro

[@Norman_Fleming]

Consistently funny throughout the show.

[@lgkfamily]

This happened to my teenaged son. Broke his collar bone playing touch football that devolved into tackling. He was wearing his favorite t-shirt. In the ER he was told that he would need to have the shirt cut off from his body. He resisted that idea, so the nurse said, "Fine. Just take the shirt off, then." My son couldn't, and the shirt was cut off. We did sew it back together but it had a Frankenstein-like appearance after that.

[@colbywood8113]

Dislocated my shoulder once, bad enough that I couldn’t really figure out how to get it to pop back and same thing. Nurse says “we’re going to have to cut your shirt off” “cut my shirt and I’ll cut you” Turns out wrestling a t shirt off your head is how you get your shoulder to pop back into place.

[@luckylady7542]

Funny guy. He looks like he is about 15 yrs old. Loved his set.

[@mtlsl1863]

This guy is top notch! I could listen him all day. His delivery is so good and he is super funny!

[@xoxoshaneandmexoxo]

This man just goes on lots of errands love it

[@manic8213]

The sock out of the pants 😂😂 My sister used to wash her and my nephew's laundry together and I say used to because the last time she ever did laundry like that they were out all day and my nephew was walking in front of her and she was like hold on what's that and she stopped him and pulled one of her thongs out of the hood on his jacket in front of everyone

[@peachmelba9333]

I pulled a dryer sheet out of my best lady- type dress slacks at my specialist doctor's- don't know how SPECIAL he thought it was!

[@margaretritter5682]

Same happened today me but it fell out of my pants

[@marniparni2487]

Great! Absolutely funny!!!

[@jamescolbert1]

This made my day. Thanks Tommy!

[@missylay3189]

he is funny! And his awkwardness is part of why he's so funny

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

I'm a biker, and my mother and I treat our animals like family. So, her "dog" was my little brother, so she bought him a biker jacket, shades, and a rag. 😎 A Chihuahua. I love my mother. I kept rats. My 1st was Odin. Rats are extremely intelligent. He potty trained himself so he could sleep with me and at 6 am I would take my meds every day. He learned this and started to wake me up himself and worked a food, cleaning, and bathroom break while I took my meds then he'd let me know when he was ready to come back. Had him almost 4yrs. Their lives are way too short. I was told it is because of the way they are bred, to make them friendlier. They make beautiful friends if you can handle the "5min" they're alive. Very loyal.

[@hayropatendida]

That’s so sweet! Odin sounds like he was a fantastic rat and friend. My two are Charlie and Pirate, I bought them quite recently, they’re six months old and hadn’t been handled so much. Charlie just learnt his name :) Much love to your mother and you! You seem like good people ❤️

[@grayskindablue]

I need a pet that can remind me to take my meds lol. I’m thinking a kitten, they always want snacks, that should work with my schedule. Very sorry about your loss, just lost my dog way too soon. Animals are great.

[@rickyspanish492]

One of my favorite styles, loved the deliveries! Thanks Dry Bar and Tommy Ryman for the laughs!

[@kreese316]

George Mcfly strikes again!!! Dude is fantastic!

[@GreybeardtheSurvivor]

Hillarious. Sent link to all my family.

[@edwardwicks304]

This guy is good! Great jokes! Absolutely funny! 🤣

[@cedarpoplar]

"Will you Mary me?!". 'I guess so!?'.. did you bring a ring 💍. I brought one' 🤣😂.. who's Mary? 🤣🤣🤣

[@TaharkahX]

I needed these laughs. Great show!

[@kellysmith8845]

Agreed

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

There've been a few times I've brought patients into ERs where the staff LOVE to cut clothes off. They don't ask, they just do. Tommy lucked out in that they only cut his Tshirt. Btw, $900 covers the visit, assessment, treatment... but mostly the Xray to find out the clavicle was broken at all! (And that nothing else was, like his skull or ribs, and no damage to the lungs or heart.)

[@katiedrew4708]

Red T The 2 times I was escorted to an ER-ambulance,I was wearing a leather motorcycle jacket, they might have asked if they could cut it off,don't remember.

[@OWLsRoost]

I am *that* nurse! ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

@@katiedrew4708 Oh no.... they didn't cut the patch, did they? Was there a patch? We had it drilled into us to NOT cut the patch, and I knew that anyway from being on two wheels.

[@carolzappa1804]

This is the second time i've listened to Tommy Rymann in about a year. SO FUNNY! LOVE HIM AND HIS NAIVE COMEDIC STYLE.😂❤

[@jodidavis6595]

He waaaaaaas wonderful. Oh my gosh. Loved it

[@ctrlshiftn2132]

Loved it. Great comedy all the way around!

[@shatterflowerdemon2953]

Got flown to the hospital once. RIP what used to be my favorite shirt and pants. My legs weren't even SCRATCHED

[@jbyepitsme4330]

Awesome! Love his stand up!😂

[@jamesellison4575]

And his mom is really talented, too. Great voice, lovely songs. Even visited Canada to activate a couple of rivers. Thanks, Barb!

[@Steven_nevetS]

I thoroughly enjoyed this comedy show

[@JamesGowan]

He is the funniest guy I’ve heard. I come back here every 4-5 months… so funny, Tommy!

[@fredl575]

This dude is awesome 🤣🤣👍🤙👍

[@NielvanSteenderen]

That was great!

[@mflowerz247]

He’s adorably funny!! 😂

[@akashajoti6456]

So freakin’ funny!! 😂

[@patiencecaso]

Is this the number i call to put cables in the sky? Or is there a different number that does that!...? 🤣

[@sabrinafelber]

Thank you so much for this special this young man is adorable and hilarious!

[@pfridell8424]

Funny little guy!

[@sparkyspark964]

An awesomely funny guy from my part of the country! I was in Duluth, Minnesota before he was born (83 to 86) And originally from the UP of Michigan and I know what he’s talking about when he talks about the drive around Lake Superior. Keep it up dude! I bet you go far in the industry. Don’t let anyone tell you different! 👍🍀😆❤️

[@conniesedona116]

"Spicy dance moves" -- picturing that!

[@hsbvt]

I broke my clavicle when I was 6. I still remember the pain. Totally get it.

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

I have actually walked myself to the hospital before. My back was out and I could barely walk but my job demanded a doctor's note and I had no ride it was not fun!

[@billstetler6769]

Great monologue

[@bunnybgood411]

What a cool guy!

[@terrytaz8914]

Really funny dude!!! Thanks

[@globetrekker86]

Tommy, you’re a hero for trying to coax your dog into wearing shoes. My cat won’t even bother with a collar 😂

[@matthewrossilini5808]

This guy reminds me of Don Knotts. Oh man. He did the greatest awkward/nervous jokes..

[@williamfluke1665]

He sounds like Wally Cox to me. I'm old.

[@BeyondEcho95]

Omg so many comedians from MN!!

[@MayaState]

Yes! Love this guy's delivery!

[@jessa1895]

“Like I don’t have eyebrows” I’m fed 😂💀

[@DocteurSnow]

Lol, there's already a youtube video of his full special. I wish y'all would upload Nabir Singh's full special. I loved it on the app but your app is very slow and crashes at times. It's unfortunate but I still do enjoy the app. Thank you for clean comedy.

[@Animebryan2]

That explains why I was experiencing as sense of déjà vu when he brought up that clavicle bone joke. This isn't new at all!

[@susanrhodes5681]

@@Animebryan2 Nearly all their uploads in the past two months are repeats, they are explaining this is for new people...so why are they changing the titles? I think they don't want people to forget the channel. I didn't remember him probably cuz I didn't find him funny the first time or this either.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

@@susanrhodes5681 That's probably cause the your local river has been double-activated. It might be worth checking in on the local "healers"

[@maryloumonheim8724]

Super funny guy.

[@bobmiller9313]

Love his delivery

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

Great stuff - well done...

[@silver5866]

Love his voice. It sounds like Butters grew up and took a couple shots before getting on stage.

[@vegas629am]

Great description!

[@NANDOFFDataRecovery]

I have to be honest I think this is the best comedian I've seen on here in five years

[@newgrandma979]

So funny!!!!

[@liamhay1123]

He was hilarious.

[@catwitdabigdog2076]

This guy is very funny.

[@monicaleyva7359]

What a refreshing and truly wonderful surprise to have stumbled upon this. I laughed while I worked. Great story telling. Thank you so much for sharing your talent ❤️

[@tamararoberts9307]

Great stuff !

[@dr.brandileebunge]

Your Brilliant!!! Laughed non-stop. Unique Clever Material empecable delivery & timing!!! Your Creative Comedic Styling Of A Master-class!!! Blown away by this 🎭 performance!!!!!😊💯😅🌟😂🤣👌

[@tbkrum]

Second time - hilarious!