“It’s time for a c*nt president” (Episode 277)

This week Moshe and Natasha are back with a mailbag episode to answer questions from people who didn’t want to appear on camera. Topics include co-parenting a dog with an ex, a super woke brother, inside jokes with family, and more!
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[@HMH19964]

When you break up and have a dog with your partner, you know that the dog goes to whoever the dog is closest to. You both know which one is the dog’s “person” and you let them have it.

[@maureenmcandrew8889]

I fully agree with this. Like how about just don't be selfish and do what's best for the dog lol

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I’m a woman and I sweat more than a lot of men. It’s propaganda that women don’t sweat as much. I literally get soaked for just a 5K. This person doesn’t know what they’re talking about. I sweat even running in the winter. I think it’s misogynist to claim that women don’t sweat as much. It’s just not true. Btw, if you sweat, that’s your body regulating temperature well. The more you sweat, the cooler you will become. People who can’t sweat because of a genetic defect have to worry about overheating because they can’t sweat. Similar to how dogs can’t sweat and overheat more easily.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Video chatting is definitely cheating. You are interacting with a person. Whereas watching porn is not cheating. Though, if it’s excessive, it could be detrimental to a relationship. Sometimes it’s helpful to show people what you like.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Athletes sweat sooner and more readily than unfit people. Healthy fit people have more muscle and muscle contains more heat than fat. I have been an avid runner and athlete my entire life. Fit athletes sweat more because they need to. They generate more heat and have to produce more sweat in order to maximize their evaporative cooling capacity. When my boyfriend and I went to run the bridge, he commented on how much I sweat. I am in way better condition and shape than he is. I am lean and very toned. He doesn’t have muscle definition. I sweat more when exercising, and when I’m in the sun. He sweats standing in the house doing nothing, I would never sweat standing in the house doing nothing unless I was severely ill. So it just depends on your body composition. How fit you are, and how acclimated you are to the temperature.

[@NewAgeIdiot]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTDid you mean to put this comment under your own? Asking as a person that’s derped out in a myriad of ways.

[@SWHBOYCE]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST Dogs do sweat . They perspire internally. 😘...

[@matze3521]

Looking forward to one day co-parenting a chair with my partner ❤️

[@SodaShop13]

Absolutely no co-parenting a dog. And, the dog should go to the person whose lifestyle is more conducive to taking care of it. Law student vs. touring musician? I think we know the answer.

[@KNosk826]

Was just gonna say this!

[@lifesquixotic]

I love Natasha. So much. You crack me up!

[@natduarte8]

I love it when it is just the two of you talking, so funny! Love you guys!

[@jrowla15]

Video chatting dudes and rejecting his partner multiple times a week is hilariously sad for so many reasons😂😂 get this woman to call in

[@chomskyismyhomeboi3509]

Clarifying the broom story can in clutch 😅

[@melbanunez2733]

Can’t wait for the compilation on, never “co-parent” ur dog! 😂 What a hoot!

[@sunnyrolfs]

IM about to buck back, moshe

[@mjoyyourself]

When ppl are weird & defensive about “woke” concerns, it’s the equivalent of being mad at the messenger. The whole point is to broaden the conversation and invite reflection on how things are now vs how much better it can be!

[@Crissynxander]

I dated a man once who I thought was secretly bi. I am bisexual, and kind of obsessed with truth and authenticity- so, it really started to bother me. I did find out he cheated on me, multiple times, with women. And that he had a serious sex addiction. I ended up breaking up with him after I found him cheating for the 6th time. 🤦🏼‍♀️ So, idk. He never rejected me, because he was an addict. But, I have been with a guy who I felt constantly rejected by and it was NOT good for my self image, I would tell that girl to get out.

[@HH-gv8mx]

I was in a relationship with a guy who made it a point to tell me numerous times that he has never masturbated. I find that really hard to believe since I would see on his phone that he would watch over 500 videos of porn a day and this was all while he was at work or in the parking lot at the grocery store… Whenever he was not around me. Guy watches porn and doesn’t masturbate. I could never figure out why he had the obsession with claiming that he had never masturbated. Perhaps it’s true, But it just seems odd to me. He did always want sex 24/7.

[@alexrkane]

Damn. I thought you were gonna say “Horizontal Boogie Day”. Well… I hope it was.

[@maureenmcandrew8889]

Not to state the obvious but some people do value their pets like children. Natasha clearly doesnt bond with animals in that way which is totally fine but like...lets not act like a dog doesnt have feelings or attachment. I would say this girl needs to not be selfish and do whats best for the dog. Like someone else said, she knows who the dog is more attached to and that is the person it should be with regardless of how she feels about it. This is an assumption but I would be willing to bet that if you guys took a pole of your audience to see who prefers dogs or children, dogs would win so you might want to watch how much you minimize their intelligence and capacity to feel/love.

[@fabianruiz8480]

Fucking Natasha never seems to stop amazing me😂🤣😂🤣

[@romuald5198]

The French actor Tash talks about is Alain Delon who died recently

[@For_The_Watch]

Alright $100 subs we need you to come through again

[@Ali-ps4sl]

i'm AFAB and i sweat more than anybody I know, male/female/everything in-between lol. don't worry about it Mosh

[@missnatashaenquist21]

I love that chapt gpt therapy has made it's way here!!! This is hilarious to see!

[@Cieplaklucha]

There are two types of people: those who love their animals, and those who treat them like a chair or an extra accessory

[@shundiin8]

When I was 24, I broke up with my ex of 4 years. We “co parented” the dog for like 10 months (?? I think??) and we only saw each other like once in that 10 months. 1) while 24-25 , I was still too young to be tied down like that to a dog that needs lots of attention 2) I kept a key to the old apartment and would just do the exchange while he was at work 3) we switched like every week IIRC, so we had our weeks off to travel, go out, go on dates etc I’m 100% my dog’s person. She picked me at the pound AND I was the primary name on all the paperwork AND we had a relationship clause that I would get the dog if he ever cheated. So by like month 10, I was over the swaps and just stopped giving her back 🤷🏻‍♀️ he tried to start shit and make it and thing and tried to bring my brother into it but everyone knows she’s my dog. He’s married now so hopefully he’s over it

[@HH-gv8mx]

I just got out of a 4 1/2 year relationship. I was also blindsided by the break up. My advice to the girl with the dog dilemma, move out of Detroit! Do not coparent the dog with your ex. You will just prolong the healing process. Move on. He has.

[@Zvox]

i have a feeling that the "too woke" brother probably just said something simple like "hey, can you maybe not say slurs please" or something like that, considering the fact that the only people that have ever gotten that mad at me for being "too woke" were horrible bigots that i politely asked not to say bigot shit around me.

[@passionnedefashion]

Love you guys! ❤ Can you please link your outfits? 🙏

[@jraite1]

“Fuck AI. Steal the dog.”

[@alysahpasquerilla7485]

I am a woman (cyst woman) and I sweat ridiculously every day at work doing labor as a gardener. I don't know what this person is talking about. I sweat more than some men then I work with???? i sweat like a pig cause its hot and I don't stop moving.

[@MilaMilovanovic]

Alain Delon. A cinema icon, one of the most beautiful and interesting. He did lose it a bit with right wing with age

[@MilaMilovanovic]

Also, Natasha is on fire! Love it ❤

[@Afrosukha]

I would have bet Natasha’s heroine would be Penelope Pitstop or Ms. Piggy.

[@HH-gv8mx]

How do you ask AI a question? Is it the same as asking google?

[@davejohn8561]

Emoshenal is moshe’s dj name if you didn’t know

[@lifesquixotic]

YES NATASHA, more dog neutrality!!!!

[@roberth7894]

Natasha needs to book a gig in Detroit and have a look around. It's much better than the sterotypes. Yeah, it's not L.A. but maybe that's a good thing these days...

[@kevinriehl5906]

Sorry, Moshe--Cleveland is definitely cooler than Detroit. But I live in Chicago. And I'm from New Jersey.

[@OmegaSlice108]

I am

[@non-plussed]

16:59

[@brittanywilson1796]

I think Natasha was abused in Hollywood. 😳

[@LiamMcCormack-p9i]

Natasha is hot and cool :)

[@bryanminugh9680]

likely her community theater after-school background and modeling went against common American's attitude to modesty: 32:43

[@gingerhitzke9185]

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[@brittanywilson1796]

God dammit! I hate when there aren’t callers.

[@danjohnson54]

You as a married couple win the award for most cringe glasses ever

[@di137]

You have no taste