It’s Too Deep! Captain Struggles to Land Boat! - E84

[@macmccollum6064]

There isn't 1 functional brain between those 3 credit card captains.

[@cupofjoe.88]

credit card captains lmao

[@900stx7]

That's the problem, three captions. Unless you're driving the boat, shut up and get out of the way.

[@doug6191]

6:03 - My favorite detail is the little girl on the other dock. She's looking in the water like, "Why the ____ are you in the water?" She then turns around and compares to her dry parents, and looks back at the idiots. She's thoroughly confused. Even she knows they're doing something wrong.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

The Captain Morgan is *strong* in this crew. Don't drink and boat, kids!

[@svenswwis436]

It's hard to watch intoxicated peeps try to do something they are unfamiliar with.

[@freespeech469]

Just really stupid people that will end up killing somebody when that thing breaks going down the road.

[@crocswithsocks8496]

After 3 drinks i can actually hyper focus!😂😂😂

[@svenswwis436]

@@crocswithsocks8496 That is you. Obviously not them. Cluster fux.

[@ardybb]

They are totally intoxicated but then they are going to drive with a boat in tow! Cops should just sit there and arrest folks.

[@mjj420jj]

Bow ridin' Bob has had a few beers.

[@csgarage3682]

American beers dont do that....Caipirinhas do!

[@mjj420jj]

@@csgarage3682 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

[@Papa-in-Tx]

@@csgarage3682 Enough of them will.

[@kennethjackson7546]

Free entertainment at any Florida boat ramp on Saturday and Sunday PM. I'm 74 years old and have enjoyed the show all my life. This ramp at New Smyrnat Beach is always fun to watch.

[@chrisblinn8906]

That little girl was like WTF are you doing!?!

[@richardgodfrey4053]

Where have you been? Granted, your other channel is for a better cause, helping those in need, and equally satisfying to watch, but us fellow boaters need this channel, especially those of us who live up north and won't get to witness this madness ourselves for another couple of months. Miss you, and I'm glad to see more videos from the ramp. Also, dig the drone shots! Keep the content coming on all of your channels!!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I posted last week

[@Kendrix1]

Dumb, Dumber and dumbest......

[@Zzrdemon6633]

That guy is utterly useless, that woman is taking he life in her hands standing on the trailer, all drunk from the looks of it too

[@jimmclean9312]

The expression "Chocolate Teapot" springs immediately to mind watching that guy !

[@bsm125]

That was PAINFULL to watch.

[@matthew360]

I'm glad you re-uploaded this video. I was worried when it said, "Video Unavailable"

[@CreditCardCaptain]

It was on wrong channel :)

[@centralfloutdoorsman6177]

I think Bow-Riding Bob is a few beers deep 🤣🤣

[@tsflow373]

Fav boat channel on KZbin🙏🏼

[@easttexasengineering3489]

8:29 mark, even the little girl on the other dock is like “look at this idiot”

[@timm5310]

The little girl in the background watching them like oh my God entertaining lol 😂🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@1999Valkyrie]

Did bowridin' Bob do a beer evacuation run behind the boat?🤣🤣

[@watcherbd45]

I cant believe you were able to make a whole vid from one boat loading 😂😂😂

[@lowprofile2412]

Believe it

[@jeffjames9568]

There should be a sign at these boats ramps that says , your trailer is too deep

[@Chafens]

Gotta love the captain on the pontoon he knows what he is doing

[@bks252]

How long did it take for them to figure out the winch went both ways? It’s like a hog looking at a wristwatch. It’s like they’ve never seen this boat and trailer before. I’m convince that for boat dealers, it should be mandatory for them to take the new owner out and give them an orientation and evaluation to see what they know. If needed, they be given at least an hour of boating and launch and recovery operation and docking. I’m not suggesting spend the whole day with them but enough to make sure they know the basics. When I bought my first big boat, 33’ Sea Ray cruiser, the guy went through the boat bow to stern and everything in between. He taught me the operation of all of the systems like ac and heat, dehumidifier, hot water, holding tanks and all of the daily engine checks I should do before every crank of the engines. I’d never driven something that big with twin V-drives. He taught me how to back the boat into a slip using differential throttle control and gave me techniques to try when doing so. We even went over all of the canvas and enclosures. When I bought my smaller boat a couple of years ago, the sales manager took us out for a test drive and I drove around for about 40 minutes going over cruise control and wake surf operations and then he made me get it back on the trailer. This should be mandatory for all dealers. This was in Georgia for the smaller boat and Tampa for the big boat. Operating in salt water is very different because of tides and wind. That was long but that’s my 2 cents and my experiences.

[@surfstarcc1]

Dude on the front didn't have a single clue what was going on. 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamtripletjr.5423]

Is that strap wound upside down? Shouldn't it be coming out the bottom?

[@superman-n9p]

Hey bud, my ramp up here in Va. isn't nearly as much fun to watch as yours are. Keep up the good work, your narration is key to the entertainment.

[@MichaelMSchofield]

Legend has it they are still there to this day trying to get that boat loaded.

[@FlaGolfer]

The lady holding the line on the pontoon has that “WTF” look on her face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blakeshaw5272]

Gotta love it... At least it wasn't memorial day weekend!!!!

[@charlesboyer61]

Looks like we got some real Credit Card Captain Morgans here, boss.

[@lieutbob39]

Entertaining as usual!🤣

[@garyb.4080]

You know he’s a good captain when on the third try he says”UUG” ! Just guessing, but I think bow rider Bob, has had a few wobble pops!

[@oldNavyJZ]

Even the little girl is enjoying the show. Bet she could do a better job.

[@earlribaudo4807]

Some people should not own boats!!!!!!!!!!!! The guy who fell in the water needed to pee pee, that's why he went to the back of the boat.

[@josephwieszbicki690]

Bow riding Bob dissappears to drain the main vein😅

[@budm9982]

The first time that I was taking my new boat out and in the same situation as these guys, (but not as “loose”), a guy walked over and said, “pull your truck forward, the trailer is too deep. “ Pulled forward, stern of boat dropped onto bunks, bow came up in alignment with bow cleat, BOOM! We were outa there. I thanked him and never forgot that lesson. I wonder if those guys are still on the ramp? Lol

[@elisaviernes7814]

Even that little kid is looking at them like...wtf?

[@wattsdronewilltravel3881]

I always seem to show up at the dock the same time these folks do 😂

[@calli24adam]

Tweakin' them Twins 😂😂

[@JDinUSA]

Bob swam around back to release some of those beverages. I know that because a friend told me he does that at the dock. :)

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Or perhaps a brown trout or two.

[@thegbigsurf1]

one of your classics, Thanks for sharing!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@thegbigsurf1]

@@CreditCardCaptain Hope to catch ya out at the boat ramp one afternoon!

[@01blaval]

Talented Brazilian people😅👍🏼

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

How hard is it to put the top of the fenders just below the surface?

[@scottmccook8484]

That is folks that definitely need to take some boating classes

[@Zerobar78.]

That was rough. I do not like that placement of the anchor to winch, just seems like it's right in the way.

[@jlloyd423]

The anchor is positioned fine, the trailer...not so much.

[@pgnandt]

But the stern is like 3 feet above the trailer bunks. Lol.

[@angelanelajuly2961]

It takes a minute to land a boat and pull it out of the water. Alone by myself. I don't fully swamp the bunks. I drive up on them, strap the bow eye, pull out and tie down the back in the parking lot. Take one minute

[@DM-tf6mk]

Never gets old!

[@cot5thorchid551]

The "Bow Princess" went to take a dump around the back of the boat.

[@RyanRamos-n4l]

Wasn't that strap sapost to be on the bottom . When the boat comes out its gonna get off the anchor

[@MarkM222]

This was difficult to watch. Loved it

[@yakityakteriw6774]

You'd think.... pull forward, then back in slightly to help center boat then crank it. Lordy

[@claymcarthur8586]

Majority of people who have issues is they back the trailer down to far. It will guide you up my boat 19ft skiff the top of the tires are out the water.

[@sammymedina8011]

Hey captain I docked my JetSki in new Smyrna yesterday and someone stole my chair while I was parking my trailer. Do you have a video of that?

[@KM.130]

Are safety chains not used in Florida? I see many of these videos and trailers without chains. Could be bad when backing down a steep ramp.

[@phatbastard]

They are a thing; however, I unhook mine before heading down the ramp since my boat with dry bunks is not sliding off. Going up the ramp I do hook it up since the bunks are wet and slick and the boat is still semi floating and the initial pull is with the winch and chain.

[@docholiday6944]

😂😂🤣🤣 Thx Brotha!! 🤙🤙🫡

[@blsully]

How do people with such limited mental capacity have the wherewithal to afford such nice boats?

[@lo2740]

that is USA and Florida for you.

[@Pisomajado]

I've decided to never boat or drink in Florida because I've seen the FWC sobriety puzzle/test. How'd they slip through?

[@evagengler9666]

Why is the anchor sticking out of the bow? That's lethal.

[@jeffyhuey]

10% rule! 😂 I'll remember that. Goes with Darwin law. 😂

[@Papa-in-Tx]

I don't own a boat, but I've been on a few. While I agree the anchor is in a bad spot, if the trailer hadn't been so deep, so the boat could have ridden up to where it was supposed to be, wouldn't the strap have been below the anchor, so the anchor wouldn't be in the way?

[@afivecents]

I can hear the theme to "Gilligan's Island" through the whole video! It also appears that they fell, pun intended, into the category of 'rental mentals".😳

[@Cashcrop54]

That hopefully was due to getting rusty over the Winter. But, likely not. Seemed to be an overall lack of knowledge. Thanks Captain.

[@rileyshane78]

Captain stop with the steering wheel too my guy. Just use the throttle

[@Nguyen12121]

It would be nice if you would give pointers and help them out. I am a new boater and a lot of people have helped me out with launching and docking. I am so appreciative of them for it.

[@chuckwoolery9005]

I never really thought I had a higher then average IQ until watching these videos.

[@zedsodead]

My Grandma would say Bow Ridin' Bob is about as useless as teets on a boar😅. I think he went back to push the boat on the trailer. Ten bucks says he got in the truck and drove off wasted.

[@oldbroad7672]

Geez, what a mess 🤭

[@tundraghinidude0894]

The kid on the dock is even wondering

[@davidsorrell5344]

Bubble bath 😂 good one

[@AuditingErieCounty716]

I got deja vu watching this!

[@Vegascadillac]

Bow Ridin Bob had been boozing on the boat.

[@KelliRocks]

The best part for me is that they absolutely refuse to pull the trailer out about 2 feet. That would go a long way in helping solve the problem.

[@jamesa9lpiopatton419]

The little girl in dock next to them knew it was wrong way she was loooing

[@coreymatney8874]

I thought she was going to catch her hair in the winch

[@kc0eks]

Loved the wife on the trailer like she was air traffic control

[@sethg.4127]

The guy is pulling on the yellow strap while the woman has her head right next to the winch. I thought for sure she was going to get walloped in the head by the winch handle when he was pulling. Luckily for her the ratchet was still engaged.

[@tomwilliam5118]

The guy working in the Hinch is toasted

[@Eatongee]

Wow...Just WOW! I am guessing they borrowed their dad's boat? Maybe a buddy's or boss's? Nobody spends that kind of money on their first boat. But then again, they don't seem too smart.

[@AlThePal78]

I laughed so hard when he fell in lol

[@AlThePal78]

He was getting away from the camera lmao :) I'm dead dam tweekers lol

[@jimhohl9003]

Have another couple 🍻

[@EdSlicer]

Notice how tight the safety chains are !

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

More money than sense. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@HiggsBJ]

Wow! No reason for anyone to be in the water at the ramp.

[@tombrown7577]

Unless your two shades in the wind!

[@wesleyhendrix4678]

He swam back there to pull the drain plug so the boat settles onto the trailer

[@richardwhite6797]

This is why I skill shot the small ramp by outriggers. This ramp gets cluttered by people with more money than experience. That was painful to watch.

[@travisryan8409]

No English but own better truck and boat than 95% of Americans. Perhaps just maybe this country has an issue

[@johnwedzicha]

They were Romas.

[@squidvis]

These are the folks calling Americans dumb online. 😂

[@rebelrrp]

You can land a boat this way, if you ever lose your engine, going deep makes it easy to get the boat on the trailer. All they had to do was hook it up and walk the boat out. Total insanity 😂😂😂

[@riccochet704]

Some people just shouldn't own a boat, and it shows. There's so much wrong with how they loaded that boat.

[@donaldoakjones2739]

This might be the most painful thing I have ever watched!

[@goshawk943]

I don't think this boat owner has ever recovered this boat onto the trailer before. He has no idea what he's doing!! He has what looks like at least 200HP back there just waiting to be used to assist getting this boat up to the bow stop.

[@jamesripley6472]

Drinking is a hell of a thing

[@davidoickle1778]

Why is no one prepared to receive that boat?

[@anstef1485]

How did these people make enough money to buy a boat?

[@frackamaduk]

Dudes windows are tinted. He probably couldn't see where he was going LOL. These guys have 2 brain cells each and it's a massive basketball person fight in there.

[@bradshillingford8183]

I'd like to know who gave him his boat license 😮

[@dobiedancer]

Calling that guy bowriding Bob is an insult to Bob's everywhere. Bob

[@doktortutankamazon31]

Don't send them to The Mississippi River. 😂

[@TairnKA]

Assuming they got this boat from a dealer, why don't dealers spend ten minutes on basic boat launching. recovery, including about the drain plug, straps, winch, etc...?

[@lowprofile2412]

They're not from this country, hell there not from this planet

[@mustang06gt30]

I bet bow rider bob went behind the boat to go to the bathroom 😂

[@SECJimbo]

I love how you watch the stupidity unfold ! The content must go on !!!!!

[@dazknight9326]

Too deep. You want the hull to touch the rollers to guide it up.