we made a new friend #3

[@cal_vain]

TRADE OFFER: I give you an hour and 20 minutes of low edited minecraft // you subscribe and like right now

[@meggo4206]

Deal. Thank you Knight Cal 🙏🏻

[@lorcanzo2498]

🙏🙏🙏

[@ladygracebelvedeire7292]

I’ll like for Arthur

[@tiasmith3499]

I love the raw unedited footage where Arthur isn't talking and is just cutting grass ignoring bach and Isaac is building a beautiful pink house surrounded by blossoms making random jokes it's so real

[@flaursey]

arthur fighting for his life to get the animals to the village while bach is just walking aimlessly the entire time was so funny 😭

[@spizzin]

I think- im going in the right direction 🤓☝️

[@sophiemichelle4964]

And Bach dying in a hole whilst Arthur is yelling for help 😭

[@ItalianBach]

I’ve got no sense of direction I’m afraid

[@flaursey]

@@ItalianBach it’s okay king neither do i

[@catastrophe4525]

Dont be afraid ​@@ItalianBach

[@stephiechefy]

Don't forget to pee after you play Minecraft together so you don't get a UTI.

[@meghansmith63]

Too late

[@eveclinch4033]

“thank you king bach and lord arthur for this video”we all say in unison

[@jess.edits14]

thank you king bach and lord arthur for this video

[@ChloeJM205]

THANK YOU KING BACH AND LORD ARTHUR FOR THIS VIDEO

[@Ellishakatex]

thankyou king bach and lord arthur for this video

[@miamanicone7849]

watching bach build his way to the top of the pillager tower with lava and seeing arthur ALSO go into this tower was pure gold. Then seeing arthur trot back from spawn when we all knew his items were toast...... The lads have zero communication skills whatsover hahaha

[@ItalianBach]

Our relationship is breaking down before everyone’s eyes

[@callummace]

An hour and 20 of two men ignoring each other while playing Minecraft

[@ItalianBach]

We have communication issues

[@sorxi12]

arthur thinking cole sprouse is dead is so random but so funny

[@bbygbc]

He would’ve been thinking of Cameron Boyce 😂😭

[@kristenmelton-graves4295]

them just talking about filming later was so cute

[@bethw8537]

i was waiting for part three but over an HOUR of this… spoiling us fr

[@Laila.musso29]

Arthur being too concentrated to hear bachs jokes is the funniest thing ever 😂😭

[@emilyymje]

you guys facing opposite ways is just a sign to invite editors to form an ‘arthur and bach kissing’ picture

[@Nighteclair]

Never knew 2 lads playing Minecraft could feel so sensual but here we are

[@jasminesmith-sk9ki]

arthur dying to the pillagers and bach being completely oblivious was so funny

[@ayshah1987]

love them breaking the 4th wall and discussing recording times for each others videos xx

[@pinklvvr07]

bach making a pink house is genuinely the best thing ive seen all day 😭

[@Charlie21977]

This is longer than their last podcast episode and I'm not complaining 🔥💯

[@earthtorach]

Bach setting the house on fire trying to make obsidian had me creasing 😭

[@ItalianBach]

I got close enough am I right?!?!?!!!?!?

[@earthtorach]

@@ItalianBach personally I think you nailed it bestie

[@alexx28076]

Hi Rach and Bach podcast

[@earthtorach]

@@alexx28076 I’ll remember you when we’re #1 on Spotify xx

[@georgie6150]

hi rach

[@amc0204]

Arthur singing Taylor swift is the most Arthur thing ever

[@EmmFoxPresents]

when

[@amc0204]

@@EmmFoxPresentsat 1:29 and 9:37

[@HeartbeatCN]

With ItalianBach meanwhile singing Rihanna/Eminem. These two are such Zillenials. 😂

[@diamondhead3498]

"Bach where were you, you're supposed to be by my side the whole time" - Brokeback Minecraft 2024

[@ItalianBach]

Brokeback minecraft 🤣

[@LibertyBelleF]

LOOOL

[@katiebrennan6850]

Arthur “what” count is definitely needed

[@miss_B_]

what the heeeelll boi

[@alessiagatti590]

It's Arthur being too locked in to laugh at Bach's jokes for me, again😂😂😂

[@ItalianBach]

Story of my life 😔

[@charbunble]

7:58 can't believe arthur brushed aside this top tier joke omg

[@sarash8002]

Arthur dying while Bach builds his dirt bridge in the background 😂

[@r3d_182]

the fact that they didn’t even notice they didn’t get a raid becuase bach burnt them all 😭😭 that made me so mad

[@Kxtie_A]

''I would never cheat on arthur'' we all say in unison

[@YouTube]

that pink house is too fire fr 😂

[@ItalianBach]

Real recognises real

[@Ducky_toast]

“Thank you for feeding us daddy bach.” We all scream in unison

[@perla..t]

arthur and bach's child would look like a minecraft villager

[@sorxi12]

ah yes crazywerewolf888 and banksykid my favorite minecraft youtubers

[@Beatrix.Bowery]

37:40 why do I feel like this wasn’t meant to be in here

[@katerinasvoronos4964]

arthuer misses so much of what Bach says every video and its so funny 💀

[@edwardcaswell]

I love how unedited this is. even left in video planning. lol

[@farkas29]

finishing this video felt like finishing that series you keep rewatching even though you already know what happens now i have nothing sufficient to watch after that incredible hour and a half

[@abanana]

gone from period jokes to menopause jokes 😭😭

[@kernel-pult]

he's maturing

[@TheSafeFellaOfficial]

“ Thank you for the 3rd episode with Arthur “ we all say in unison

[@Rsn-2211]

“Hurrah lord Bach and lord Arthur for you have blessed us again” we all say in unison

[@0t.r.a0]

We got a 1+ hour Minecraft video with Bach and Arthur, literally the best part of my day :)

[@brz003]

I am fully convinced Bach is the funniest man to walk the planet so here are some timestamps (I realize that it is basically just the whole video but if you want to find certain moments, hopefully this helps. NOTE: some aren’t exactly where they say what I’ve quoted, because you need a bit of context from what they are saying leading up to it.) 0:46 - “The sign might make sense now. […] Something fishy’s going on here. […] Oh, that’s just my groin.” 1:14 - “Oh, that’s funny cuz your mom actually lives in this village somewhere. […] Hello Lady TV.” 2:06 - “And you know that’s on record for all eternity right? Everyone knows you call it pickaxing.” 2:22 - “You keep it in the family…you all have 3 eyes…” 2:59 - “So I can kill you.” 3:25 - “Rule number 1 of Physics: Lava is not too hot for testicles. Rule number 2: I think I’ve got Stockholm syndrome.” 4:03 - “I’m accidentally having sex with a villager […] Wide open.” 4:53 - I just think it’s funny how they say “honk shooing” 5:19 - “I can’t play Minecraft with you anymore.” 6:19 - “I’ve sort of got an issue right now. I think I’m going through menopause cuz I’m getting a hot flash.” 6:40 - “I wish.” 7:23 - “More importantly I had melon seeds that I found.” 7:56 - “Get this man to a fish and chip shop, he would fly off the shelf.” 8:09 - “Your fat ass came along and ate them all. […] I should have known you were fucking greedy the first day I met you.” 8:53 - “Cole Sprouse? You know he’s busy filming?” 9:42 - “I have the sense of direction of a toenail.” 10:04 - “Good luck with that. I’ve killed every chance of us having a future.” 10:12 - “You should get that looked at.” 10:24 - “I’m discharging all over my seat right now. Is that what you girls be doing lately?” 10:43 - “Okay, you’re serving right now.” 12:05 - “Okay, if you could stop busting a nut, that would be ideal.” 12:44 - “Oh shit, it’s gushing down here. Someone is gushing. Control yourself around me.” 14:25 - “Bruh, I know how to do it. […] Oh that’s true actually, she has inside knowledge.” 16:10 - “Sure. I’m already lost.” 16:48 - “This is gorgeous, sorry for swearing.” 17:41 - “This is a very nice patch of water here. And they’ve got pumpkins, so they’re ready for Halloween. I do like being prepared like that.” 19:20 - “Okay, I’m gonna need your help real quick, which doesn’t happen often.” 19:32 - “Herobrine is doing Rose Toy testing in there…” 19:51 - “Herobrine isn’t a murderer he just gives devious head.” 20:10 - “Don’t say pussy in my ear bruh. […] You are what you eat.” 20:54 - “If it’s not important, I’m gonna smother you in yogurt the next time I see you.” 22:25 - “Yeah, how does 18 carrots sound?” 23:04 - “Sorry for using a big word, if that confused you.” 24:33 - “…Windows Edition.” 25:00 - “Okay, well there was potatoes.” 26:00 - This whole sequence, all the way up to 30:00 BEST PARTS OF THE BATTLE 26:12 - “Not what you were saying the last time I told you to.” 26:25 - “Is that him? Is that you? I’m getting the ick.” 26:34 - “They’re all coming for your fat ass right now.” 27:13 - “Build a shop, make some money.” 27:16 - “Okay, I’m burning the thing down, you’ll be just fine.” 28:17 - “Okay, if I’m such a side character then I’m gonna start a channel called the Sidemen and we’ll see who will be laughing.” 28:58 - “I’ll take some credit for that mishap.” 29:28 - “Yeah, well I just unlocked a new recipe. So things aren’t all bad.” 29:48 - “Now that’s really petty. Jealousy does not look good on you.” 30:12 - The loud gulp is so funny - “I just exploded into a million pieces.” 31:02 - “Quite frankly I think I did the most damage. There, I said it. […] You know what, I’m gonna say it, you’re not cut out for war.” 33:27 - “Yes sir.” 33:37 - “Bombaclat, that’s not a villager.” 41:24 - “So if you wanna commit any crimes, go ahead. […] I am gonna do something far more drastic than that.” *pulls out bucket of lava* 41:44 - “You’re too young to understand.” *Watches lava spread around the house* 42:27 - “I’ve just walked in on all of the villagers gossiping and having a meeting about us. […] Yeah, your nose is growing you fuckin’ liar.” 42:51 - “Ohhh, that’s why they’re gossiping about me.” 43:41 - “I don’t know, I’ve never tried.” 44:14 - “I have to be a pescatarian hanging out with you, cuz your shit fishy. […] Okay, it’s just the sheer smell.” 45:51 - “I’m scared and I’m stuck in a hole” + BONUS: demonic scream 47:23 - “I’ll ask this gentleman with a gold hat on. […] Oh he’s got a gun, he’s got a fucking gun.” 48:15 - “Stop panicking. It’s giving everyone the ick” 48:32 - “I’m just a ditsy blonde, I don’t know what I’m doing.” 48:46 - “Cuz I’m humble […] Yeah, which I invest…in caesar salad.” 49:54 - “Spell inventory…that’s what I thought.” 51:48 - “If all else fails you should still have camaraderie and brotherhood…right?…let me cook, let me cook.” 52:16 - “Bro said he’s found himself. We’re playing Minecraft.” 52:42 - “Oh, in that case, I’m also a zombie.” 58:35 - “Not everything is about wheat you know?” 58:53 - “Yeah but you know I’m literally slaying anyway.” 1:01:16 - “No, why? Good God that’s hilarious. […] Interesting, so you’ve had everything handed to you on a silver platter.” 1:06:03 - Bach’s beautiful pink house says goodbye. 1:06:49 - “I don’t know if I’m cut out for this game. There I said it. […] I’m gonna swear a really bad word in a minute.” 1:08:43 - “Ummm, MCA. […] Just a joke, I can cut that if you want.” 1:09:35 - “Long gone boy.” 1:11:17 - “Yeah, we didn’t ask you to do that, sorry. HR isn’t paying you anymore.” 1:11:37 - “You must regret saying that right now. Surely.” 1:15:25 - “I don’t know whether I should get to the bottom of that or not. […] I can’t even get to the bottom of this mountain, let alone the bottom of that.” 1:17:59 - “Yeah, I’m right behind you.” *Staring through a window safely in a house* 1:18:07 - RIP Bust Rhymes (placeholder name) - previously Peter Pan 1:18:24 - Angry Bach burns down Arthur’s house 1:18:57 - The aftermath 1:20:42 - What an outro (a.k.a. Arthur being targeted for this 15,000th time this episode)

[@myfishmelvin]

This is crazy lol

[@amyXV11]

isaac levelled up with the green screen this episode 🥶

[@seanboyle4467]

Did bro say “sorry for swearing” after he said “this is gorgeous”😭😭

[@Finn-z2z]

this is actually the best series ever its genuinely so entertaining i love you guys together

[@els3298]

20:15 “you are what you eat” is crazy 😭😭

[@SOmeth1ngT]

The lack of communication definitely makes this interesting, hopefully next episode you get somewhere and get Bach his obsidian

[@pemccarb]

Bach crying while Arthur is just in a whole other universe is sending me

[@GnomeOverlord4372]

The Rose Toy duo is back at it again!

[@sar-xo7bp]

"i would never cheat on you, arthur" we all say in unison while pickaxe-ing

[@lils6065]

this is a big meal

[@harrietbrxwn]

“thank you lord bach for this extra long video” we all say in unison

[@Benjimuz]

This is the best minecraft series ive ever watched im actually pissing myself

[@joeinnes2815]

I never comment on youtube vids but this needs to be regular thing, you and arthur are hilarious together and that its an hour of just funny jokes, keep this uppppp

[@amyXV11]

i lost count on how many times arthur said “come on”

[@FaithWilton]

When he says the “I don’t wanna live in a hole anymore” line I die every time and how Arthur just has no response shows how immune he is to Bach now

[@Pip.o]

Okay now we need an episode 4.

[@ChloeJM205]

NO WAY!!! I WAS JUST WATCHING THE 2ND EPISODE FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT, PRAYING FOR AN EPISODE 3 😭😭😭 PERFECT TIMING!!!!!!

[@lils6065]

Thank you for feeding us bach🙏🙏

[@dimaayman496]

AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES OF BACH AND ARTHUR MINECRAFT WE ARE TRULY BLESSES THANK U

[@ciarabeirne2639]

This dude is always setting off my Alexa 😂

[@isobaric]

1:04:47 I feel like Bach let his true personality out for a minute I'm creasing😂

[@Pelinlovestoread]

by number 6 it's just 'Arthur set a pack of creepers on me and burnt down my village'

[@ajalilly99]

I've never seen two people worse at Minecraft this is so good

[@euanjack6390]

Thank goodness these episodes are getting longer. These two are golden

[@bilchiv475]

I am a woman that says "WHAAT" because of your podcast haha

[@elliswebster7041]

I wish they'd edit in the actual "what" noise bcs it's so funny 😭 but I understand that might be a little too close to SlushyNoobz

[@MrRob1]

Hour and 20, let's go!

[@zoemckee-smith8253]

staying up all night watching these two >>>

[@HollyMitch09]

An hour and 20 minutes you are feeding us king Bach 🧎‍♀️

[@syltye]

watching bach play minecraft is so stressful

[@niamhdotnet]

omg an almost hour and a half video of bach and arthur playing minecraft you really have blessed us

[@Kiesha-ov2ju]

“WHAT” has officially become apart of my vocabulary now 😔

[@scarheadslover]

we're eating good tonight bachlings 🙏🙏🙏

[@mercedes_ggz2644]

4:00 "We would never cheat on you, Arthur," We all say in unison

[@jamesm7063]

arthur screaming at bach for abandoning him and burning all his things after bach clearly described his plan before they even got there and said he was going to go in a different way and then arthur RAN INTO THE ALREADY-ON-FIRE BUILDING ANYWAY AND GOT MURDERED because arthur just wasn't listening was so fucking funny

[@13folkmorets]

Bach kept setting off my Alexa at 14:49 😂

[@elenitelevision]

“thank you for your upload alpha bach” we all say in unison

[@brittanyayres9814]

This was the funniest completely two seperate minecraft videos watched at the same time.

[@irisbode]

Please never ever stop making these ☺️

[@KempiXI]

In the words of Sabrina. Please please please bring us Bach and Arthur play Minecraft once a week 🙃

[@nxtreme0]

The way you guys are playing is like if me and my friends if we was recording 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Alex.Newell]

Two polar opposites playing this game is so funny Arthur wants to play legit and Bach is just running around aimlessly

[@_pinkangels]

i am in fact watching this before bed 👍🏻

[@jtgaming5499]

Sat here looking forward to sidemen Sunday, see this pop up and got even more gassed😂

[@ItalianBach]

I’m in the sidemen Sunday too 😏

[@jtgaming5499]

@@ItalianBach yo my guy, been binge watching ur vids for the last few weeks, and the pod, officially part of the Italian stallions

[@amyskata]

over an hour wow. i’m sweating, crying vibrating i can’t contain myself. thank you m’lord

[@katelynrose9117]

bach having an iron helmet in his inventory and not wearing it at all triggers me😭

[@Beatrix.Bowery]

‼️ Spoiler blocker ‼️

[@elliswebster7041]

LOVE this idea...but who needs this for a minecraft let's play 💀

[@ChronoPulse1]

Thank youuu ❤❤

[@jessicacurry935]

My sides hurt so much and I had an asthma attack while watching this vid. Too funny boys, nearly killed me

[@kuglepenn]

Bach’s game sounds being so loud is too funny

[@dalbygraf264]

i would never cheat on Arthur Television

[@Parakaruthi]

Living for the longer form content, can't wait to see what this episode has in store for us! (Loving all these minecraft episodes, can't wait for more!)

[@simplecimi]

Quite frankly, I hope you do this till your eyes bleed cause this whole experience thus far has been highly entertaining 🤝

[@Tomsthebomb]

The eating volume was so loud I could feel it scratching my skull from the inside

[@t_qfu9101]

its like arthur is completely paralyzed from the neck down he moves so vivaciously with his head

[@ladygracebelvedeire7292]

Bach is careless n he’s no ally Arthur said a thousand times he needs help yet Bach just did his careless thing

[@anneseredina8898]

At 34:44 when bach comes out of the house, the burned down pillager tower and his platform make a huge dog in the sky... cant believe he planned that.

[@IzzyBoysen]

The thirty seconds after this had me absolutely cackling 30:00 Bach's expressions are too funny 😭

[@potet1429]

I literally got asked by my family to turn the video off because I laughed so much😂

[@gigidragon1243]

I jumped up and down with joy when I saw this was over an hour

[@catastrophe4525]

Bach getting angry and setting the house on fire (again) and killing arthur (again) was hilarious.

[@IsaacHopkins-l8u]

Bach burning Arthurs stuff is actually really funny

[@Vanillame]

bach staring into the bottom left corner is so much funnier to me then it should be

[@haydenevelyn]

"thank you bach and arthur" we all say in unison