Italians according to Italians

[@mrsclio4752]

To all non-Italians, remember: we may hate and slander our country as much as we can, but only Italians can talk trash about Italy

[@mihneavoinic8411]

That's pretty much the same for almost every country (except for "powder keg" regions like the Balkans, the Caucasus etc)

[@mrsclio4752]

@@mihneavoinic8411 yes but here in Italy it's a big issue. Amongst ourselves we say we would nuke the place, if a foreigner says that Italy sucks we maul them alive

[@SuperLol]

*Americans nodding in the background*

[@Montallons]

The same in Spain

[@federicopobiati8773]

exactly 🇮🇹

[@1337MoZ]

You forgot to mention that here, in Italy, no one knows anything about Molise or even believes it exists, in fact it's common to say Molisn't.

[@achilleventrella194]

1337MoZ Ora posso morire felice

[@albertosabatino4099]

Sono molisano e ti dico ma vafancul stu figj e n'androcchj ca lu molis è o megl e l'Italia... Nuj tenim a natur... Vuj sol a merd

[@Rob46373]

@@albertosabatino4099 ma oo non te la prendere è una stupida battuta, tra l'altro nemmeno offensiva..

[@Rob46373]

Molisn't ahah geniale.

[@danieleeeee]

@@albertosabatino4099 il molisano assomiglia molto al napoletano

[@MrWolf-xk8sl]

No joke, I was born and raised a good portion of my life in Italy, specifically right in that line which divides Italy into north and south (nearby the city of Ancona) at 0:25, and whenever I meet a southerner he thinks I'm a northerner polentone, and whenever I meet a northerner he thinks I'm a southerner terrone. The fact is, people from the centre (Marche, Toscana, Umbria and Lazio) don't give a flying fuck about neither but at the same time we are not really consider neither of them. I guess we're just in the fucking middle caught in the unfriendly fire.

[@ilterroremarchigiano4522]

il bad ending marchigiano

[@stefanopatsiuras2838]

We're the fuckin centro, keep that shit out of our business *

[@thatoneguyfromouterspace537]

Pretty accurate hahaha

[@xcravespacex3285]

Forget about Naples and shit

[@Benefartamemia]

So you are a semi-terrone?

[@zakkmccrack0]

The fact that this video was created 9 years ago and predicted the country slander meme it's mind blowing

[@BioTheHuman]

Wait what? 🤣🤣 I didn't notice it..

[@adriancioroianu1704]

Yeah sure, its like all humans appeared 5 years ago when you discovered internet.

[@personalemail9329]

country slander was a thing long before that meme. back when i was starting out on net it was done via countryballs.

[@majortom9397]

it's not a meme, it's genuine stereotypes

[@giuliacailotto5042]

As a Venetian italian I found the lack of discrimination in the northern regions very insulting 😤 we all hate and discriminate each other a whole lot up here, from Liguri (stingy people) to Lombardi (money-driven) to Veneti (alcoholics and blasfemious)

[@alextira3719]

As a Lombarda, i agree! We need more reasons to hate each other so those will be included in the next video 😤💀

[@divxxx]

Let's not forget that from a piedmontese point of view, veneti are terroni del nord.

[@srpolitica9091]

Hola, ¿Cómo crees que es en realidad la gente del Véneto?

[@VITALUM-p3d]

Uhm… actually you seem like to be more annoyed than many people in southern Italy, personally I don’t think this video is actually relatable because I don’t usually see a lot of discrimination and stereotyping everywhere

[@sergioleone4203]

You forgot veneti are the terroni of the north

[@francescobaruzzi16annifa99]

Well, for Rome I'd add "fear of falling into a hole in the road"

[@s.c.2180]

And trash. And boars.

[@kinggeedorah8303]

"16anni fa" e il video è di 9 anni fa

[@Morn__]

@@kinggeedorah8303 wtf

[@s.c.2180]

@@kinggeedorah8303 il "16 anni fa" è nel nome. Non pensavo avrebbe mai funzionato

[@perineo2231]

"ao ana capito che roma sotto è votaaa" -tipico 50enne romano

[@Fuan_Kun]

it’s amazing how a good portion of the comment section can speak italian but speaks english for the sake of the meme

[@Chaotic_Overlord]

Senti...! You are right.

[@pieropisano3639]

Dobbiamo diffondere il credo

[@ThePietrocks]

e perchè cazzo scrivi in inglese allora???

[@carlogambacurta548]

You are right .i do not understand why

[@carlogambacurta548]

@@pieropisano3639 p.f.spiega.quale credo?

[@baron8576]

Italiani: si detestano a vicenda e odiano il loro paese Persona francese: inspira Letteralmente tutto lo stivale: *Tu...*

[@davideb.4290]

Giusto, anche questo andava aggiunto all'inizio, siamo uniti anche quando c'è da insultare i francesi

[@andrearocchi1289]

oltre a odiare il loro paese si incazzano se pali male del loro paese strana ma vera incongruenza del popolino italico

[@francesco8097]

@@andrearocchi1289 Attualmente molti americani fanno la stessa cosa.

[@nator1654]

L'italia non esiste più(sempre che sia mai esistita come italia unita), ormai i nuovi giovani sono completamente spianati.

[@adrien5826]

No comprendo perque gli Italiani odiano i Francesi quando i Francesi amano gli Italiani e l'Italia (spiacente per il mio italiano, sono un principiante in questa lingua) Ciao di Provenza :)

[@vecrb00]

"it is a nation that is united only when its soccer team plays" Latinamerica: Yeah definitly he it's our oncle

[@youmukonpaku89]

Grandpa

[@ForeverSamp]

not even in that case few people like the national team and two football teams genoa cfc and naples are hated by all the italian fans for the bad fans they have😂

[@DarioNapoli]

​@@ForeverSamp Replace Genoa and Napoli with Sampdoria and Verona 😂

[@regrettableusername3375]

​@@ForeverSampHe was talking about the Italian national team. When the national team plays in a competition like euros or a world cup, the country is united cause everyone roots for them.

[@carlogambacurta548]

@@ForeverSamp i hate calcio ...

[@redellafestafd1084]

Italians when Italians talk bad about Italy: Yeah, we suck lol. Italians when non-Italians (especially Frenchies) talk bad about Italy: SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH.

[@Kangquista]

That is basically the United States. We joke about places like Florida and Chicago and New York but we hate it when another country disrespects us.

[@OranjeSchildpad]

very few people talk bad about Italy in France actually

[@clementr]

No one talks about italy in france lol

[@personalemail9329]

​@@Kangquistanah, I've seen plenty Americans chime in with other countries in disrespecting major US states from Texas and Cali to Deep south.

[@smal750]

​@@clementr there is huge inferiority complex and ressentement in italy towards the french due to historical reasons

[@areuswhite9670]

You should have included Corsica. We all know Corsica should be Italian.

[@epicvsfvror]

Istria, Fiume, Dalmazia!

[@RasmusandPiper]

and Istria too

[@achilleventrella194]

Areus White allora vediamo un pò... (Musica di Can Can attiva) Istria Dalmazia Nizza Savoia Corsica Libia Tunisia L'intero mediterraneo La vittoria della pizza E rivincere i mondiali nel 2022... 9 Luglio 2006 la Francia ancora bestemmia Po Po Po Po Po pooo pooo Oh anche un uccello meno grosso che se no ci blocchiamo nella porta (con ausilio di gabbie più grandi XD)

[@paolovestita9276]

YEA

[@pedrosabino8751]

The Europe should be italian.

[@bohemianwriter1]

I'll give you that: self irony. I'll also give that Italy has one of the most fascinating history and culture I have ever encountered. Marco Polo, Gallileo Gallilei, Giordano Bruno, Dante Alligieri, Machiavelli, Primo Levi and a girl whom I lost my virginity to in NYC from Torino....

[@MaremmaSheepdog]

infact Praga has mostly been built/designed by italians :D

[@xantiphos]

You're missing the whole Roman history. :D

[@xantiphos]

bohemianwriter1 The Roman Empire is the base of Italy, whether we like it or not...

[@bohemianwriter1]

xantiphos Still a great empire to dismantle though... Italy of today, or after the Roman Empire is not the same Italy with the same people as when Augustus ruled. The demographics changed a lot after Justinians' war against the Ostrogoths, and the other waves of invasions: Ostrogoths, Visigoths, Lombards, and Franks. Many Italian names today do not have an ounce to do with the old Roman Empire...

[@xantiphos]

Certainly not, but Rome served as the setplace for everything that happened in Italy afterwards: Barbarian invasions, wars of Justinian, Arab Invasion, Norman Invasion, rise of the church, rise of the merchant republics in the north and feudalism in the south, etc. All those things that took place in Italy have difined the variety of Italians one can find from north to south, and accent differences. But once again, I think none of that can be understood without Rome. Not in vain the Inno di Mameli mentions it.

[@urmarco86]

''they buy degree diplomas in Albania'' ahahahahahah ma dai, solo il trota!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@stellalpina]

+urmarco86 da lì è partita l'idea poi, per la regola dello stereotipo, tutti nel circondario fanno la stessa cosa. ;P

[@filippopanzeri664]

ma che ca**o dici, al Nord ci sono alcune delle università migliori al Mondo, per esempio la bocconi. E non è che te la regalano la laurea. Prova ad andare alla bocconi a chiedere se più comprare la l'aurea, e vediamo cosa ti dicono.

[@montgomeryj.p.9848]

Helena Haper voi al sud fate vergognare l'italia sotto il lato scuola, avete un QI basso (mentre al nord è mediamente alto), nella fascia europea bassa, come scuole hanno provato a far fare a quelli del sud gli stessi test di quelli del nord e da un'alta percentuale di 100 e lode siete passati a una percentuale ridicola, le lauree ve le comprate e se vedi i test di Pisa le regioni del centro nord sono messe bene in matematica, scienze, lettere, ecc... voi da schifo

[@MrAbagaz]

What is this supposed to mean?Is there any truth behind this sentence?

[@nardorboi5108]

montgomery j.p. ma sta zitto vanitoso di merda

[@carloferrari2249]

Tuscany is blasphemy-land? Veneto: hold my beer As a Veneto inhabitant, I am deeply offended.

[@Alberto309]

Hold my wine* Beer is for kids here in Veneto.

[@lannalisa2925]

Le toscane Sono più studiate ed artistiche .... Le nostre invece come dire .... Hanno funzione di intercalari

[@Red-qz4lx]

Hold my shadow

[@filippobardazzi2080]

Qui in Toscana bestemmiano anche i parroci e non c'è animale per quanto sconosciuto o remoto che si sia salvato da un collegamento con dio

[@igornicodemi8866]

Sì ma la blasfemia del Veneto è solo di facciata. Hanno sempre votato prima Dc e poi lega. Ma rimangono sostanzialmente cattolici e anche praticanti. Molto conservatori. Mentre i toscani erano comunisti e blasfemi dentro.

[@dagzy-8822]

Recommended almost 10 years later as a italian i can still confirm the situation hasn't changed

[@PipinTheShortII]

We’re in Italy my friend, will it ever change?

[@marcihf9763]

I am American but lived in several northern Italian regions for 15 years. You should have heard how northerners spoke about southerners and how southerners spoke about northerners. It usually was not very nice. I traveled all over Italy and got to know the country without listening to peoples bigotry and prejudices.

[@freedomm]

So what did they say?

[@Rob46373]

@@freedomm northern are accused of racism.. Southern of being lazy and mafia criminals... The reality is that mafia is EVERYWHERE in all the world the only things that change is the modus operandi... Maybe some North italian are racist for real, maybe some southern are lazy for real, but not all, the problem is that North gave a lot of money for the developing of the south (even southern did it) but politicians and "lobbies" have robbed a lot of those money and southern keep migrates instead of working to develop their lands, so the results, some northern thinks that southern are just like parasites and the southern have some envy feelings... But nothing important, time's are changing, thanks to migration now in the north we have southern friends, southern teachers,southern bosses, southern policeman, southern judges...the differences are slowly disappearing with the hate. I don't know english very well, hope you understand, bye.

[@freedomm]

Daniele m Very clear and helpful explanation. And your English isn’t bad at all. Thanks. One more question that’s always confused me: Is Rome, culturally and geographically, considered Northern or Southern? The dividing line on the map in the video seems pretty high and puts even Tuscany in the South.

[@Rob46373]

@@freedomm geographically is center, culturallly in Rome the northern and the southern cultures met each other and here's a new different culture got made, but lot of northern people see this like southern at all.

[@Rob46373]

@@freedomm anyway tuscany is northern, but tuscany isn't in the top of production and richness like Lombardia, Veneto, Trentino..

[@-cosmopolita-]

Di molte regioni si dicono più o meno le stesse cose, così ho deciso di accorparle. In Italia ci sono rivalità e pregiudizio anche tra città e città, tra quartiere e quartiere, ma non volevo fare un video di 30 ore.

[@brucealetheia9310]

Grande!! 😅😅😅😅

[@sfogliatelle278]

Si se volessimo fare una descrizione completa esce una cosa lingua quanto la Bibbia e la divina commedia messa insieme🤣

[@Elle111L]

Che poi è così un po' in tutti gli Stati

[@giuliaangeli4273]

esatto, pisa merda sempre.

[@buffestshrek157]

Rifai il video dicendo che in Calabria ci sono le scimmie

[@fandamme]

Whatever, I want to visit Italy. Every country has its problems.

[@pedrosabino8751]

Japan: earthquake USA: hurricanes Italy: mafia and corruption France: terrorism Greece: crisis and corruption Latin america(where i live): rapes, murders, robberies, corruption, trafficking, etc.

[@Rob46373]

@@pedrosabino8751 damn your country has a lot of bad guys... Probably a lot of you have italian ancestry..

[@user-qt3sq1wb6g]

more than problems this is self irony and this video is just like dissing

[@enraged9912]

@@pedrosabino8751 i love latin America de Amazon forest, people city

[@francesca_415]

@@pedrosabino8751 USA only hurricanes? Like violence from fire arms (?) racism (?) violent police (?)

[@ChrisKirit]

As a Terrone, i love how everything he says is actually true and mostly not stereotypes

[@solaccursio]

as a polentona, I agree with you :)

[@Tonyx.yt.]

fake comment, terroni didnt have internet yet

[@riccardogiusti1998]

As a Tuscan, Porc****.

[@ettjuridisktombudfordenens357]

I can say that after one year in Italy I absolutely hate Italian people, what a shit nation indeed

[@pieropisano3639]

As a polentone piemuntes i can confirm

[@guitargresurrect2117]

the hardest thing to realize for foreigners (and i can't be surprised of this of course) is how far we Italians are from the classic "beauty and artistical and romantic" view we are depicted as from them, and...we also are so damn far away from the classic "super mario" stereotype which, as of today, would, if ever depict italy way too positively and cheerfully than currently is . and no..today mafia IS NO LONGER the only "bad side" of daily life in italy...

[@fabio6941]

in my view we are all ambassadors of our country, no matter what region. We all have a responibility to show the good and bad of italy and make foreigners understand how difficult our country really is in reality...

[@gaia7240]

They also think that we are nice kind happy people but they don't realize that we learn to lie very soon

[@britneyt9253]

What do you mean by this?

[@willy4170]

@@britneyt9253 exactly, also for me, his comment is quite pointless.

[@metalfingerz4203]

No longer? Lmao did you forget what a nice place italy was since 1967 to 2000? Lauree comprate, tangentopoli, anni di piombo, guerra mafia stato, P2?

[@emili9715]

Ahahah as a ''racist, vulgar, aloof, heartless, barbarian, nepotist....'' person i can say this is one of the funniest videos ever! 😂😂

[@srpolitica9091]

¿Es cierto lo que dice del norte de Italia?

[@paolomartinelli345]

​@@srpolitica9091 Yes, I don't see any bad thing

[@ygstraightout2780]

​@@srpolitica9091 yes, us italians are one of the falsest people that you can find

[@Vegetarianbull]

North italians are racist because “white privilege” coz has pure caucasian blood.

[@cryanne2745]

Most hypocrits and falsest Never trust us, never

[@mirkomakor8082]

TI SEI DIMENTICATO DI DIRE CHE IL MOLISE NON ESISTE ...CIAO

[@piergiggino4077]

mirko Makor lol

[@albertosabatino4099]

Ma statt zitt c'a da mni n lu molis e Pu po parla

[@onadroignon7386]

@@albertosabatino4099 wtf ?

[@vincenzo9419]

C'è da aggiungere che per Amazon San Marino è una provincia di Rimini 🤣🤣🤣. Il Molise la miglior regione poca gente rompiscatole ci andrei a vivere

[@lucabralia5125]

@@albertosabatino4099 hahaha, ma sta calmo, e solo sarcasmo

[@gaiaformentin7394]

lol hahaah mi piace come ci odiamo tra di noi ma quando qualcuno di un'altra nazionalitá parla male di noi ci accaniamo

[@oscarromero3017]

Anche in Spagna 😁😁

[@onadroignon7386]

Vero cavolo , comunque dovremmo essere più uniti tutti in generale

[@marcotagliavini9128]

@@oscarromero3017 la spagna è molto più disunita dell'italia. Solo il fatto di avere, in Spagna, vere "nazioni" come i baschi, che alcuni sostengono parlare una lingua addirittura pre-indoeuropea, oppure i catalani, così orgogliosi di sentirsi migliori dei castigliani, che stanno nello stesso stato con galiziani e andalusi. Una nazione che va da Almeria a San Sebastian, divisa cioè tra gente del mediterraneo e dell'atlantico... al confronto l'italia è un monolite storico-culturale.

[@Zerogravityremix]

Tutti i paesi la gente sono insoddisfatti io ho detto ad un italiano che noi ci odiamo. Dopo qualche mesi ho capito quasi tutti nazioni sono così. è normale la gente sempre vogliono una vita nuova e differente

[@elerroy]

OVVIO!

[@ForgottenLore]

So like 50% Italians see other Italians as barbaric whilst also being labelled as barbaric.

[@mafproductions5005]

“Tuscany is blasphemy-land”. *Veneto: Allow me to introduce myself, Dio Can!*

[@Ekphrasys]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nopanic9080]

the first phrase is actually real.

[@samuelescura8554]

È sempre bello odiarsi a vicenda.

[@masterjunky863]

Ma amarsi lo è ancora di più 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[@yapoomkt]

Più parlano il dialetto più sono idiote le persone

[@fabioesini9092]

​@@yapoomkt ma eite lampu ses narendi o concheminca

[@Anthik]

@@yapoomkt Dobbiamo coservare le nostre lingue, non estinguerle

[@mike3000_]

molto bello

[@luca-uk9bt]

we can insult our own country in any possible way but when a person from another country talks shit about italy we defend it at all costs

[@Lovelyyetlonely]

Ew

[@samchan1031]

you demonstrate the shit and stupidity of italy! good

[@exoticjadeyyy]

@@Lovelyyetlonely ?

[@Lovelyyetlonely]

@@exoticjadeyyy italy Is poor and dirty

[@cryanne2745]

Because they can't judge us without knowing anything, they don't live our problems and bad situations We know eachother, so we can talk trash about us

[@giorgio4191]

Italian to another Italian: you suck at me Italians when they win football: we embrace brother, we are the best!

[@HoDoBoDo]

As an Italian...this is very true. I hate myself, and hate my people, but I also love them, despite me hating them.

[@carlogambacurta548]

Please.. too complicated simplify texr

[@carlogambacurta548]

Text

[@carlogambacurta548]

Far too complicated . U should search simplicity

[@marcomarletta1430]

Legends tell that if you start walking from any point in italy towards the other side of it, at a certain point you will end up in Rome.

[@save738]

Every road leads to Rome

[@Gianky400]

As an Italian it is fax. Every road leads to Rome indeed

[@radura3177]

Pacman effect

[@SilencedButNotForgotten]

Remember though: Only Italians can trash talk Italy. 😂

[@raffaelevalente7811]

"We buy degree diplomas in Albania" made me die 😂 Cheers from a Polentone, former Terrone

[@sultano01]

Non si può diventare ex terrone, devi nascere in lombardia per essere polentone.

[@giacomobongrazio]

Goffredo Mameli, in the lyrics of our anthem, says: "For centuries we have been trampled on, mocked, because we are not a community, because we are divided". This is still so true. But I love my country ❣

[@p2r._pl]

even tho it seems like they have a lot of chaos in there, they all agree that *PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA*

[@dersven4122]

That's why Italy was born in the first place

[@tyronebiggums5547]

And it most certainly does not

[@dorjanlumaj2596]

It's crazy that after 9 years nothing has changed

[@anthraxxxxxx]

As a sicilian i confirm, we are africans. Rn we are in sahara desert.

[@mariosebastiani3214]

Come to Piemonte, Sahara's got more humidity than we do right now...

[@dersven4122]

@@mariosebastiani3214 drought in the south is a regular occurrence in summer, now you notherners know what we face each year. Nonetheless I hope you will recover soon

[@mariosebastiani3214]

@@dersven4122 Here it is ongoing since last winter... I do also hope that at least the climate change brings you some more rain (of the kind that replenishes the reservoirs, not the one that destroys entire towns, of course).

[@Testsubjectn]

As a woman who was born and raised in the Italian Burundi (lol), this video is pretty accurate in depicting what Italians mindlessly say/think about eachother sometimes. If you take this video as a personal insult you should reconsider the vibe you got while surfing on the Internet.

[@stephmod7434]

Calabria and Apulia belongs to Greece!

[@Testsubjectn]

@@stephmod7434 They would if Normans hadn't kick their Greek asses in the 11th century

[@dersven4122]

@@stephmod7434 Sicily too

[@stephmod7434]

@@dersven4122 Ναι!

[@Break95611]

There were actually two wars of mafia, the second one was more "modernized" and brutal with more people killed, if you ever said anything against mafia you were not safe anymore, you would have to be escorted at all times by 2 reinforced cars, AND STILL it wouldn't be enough, just look at Giovanni Falcone, who exploded while coming back from Rome in July 1992, some people hated him for trying to kill the mafia thinking that he was just trying to get fame, but when he died, everyone's hearts broke and a tree full of prayers, condolences and poems for him was placed in front of his house.

[@inserisciunnome]

The things that bring Italians together: >Shitting on Naples and Molise >Loathing the central government >The national Soccer Team >Insulting the joke that Is Italy >Hating every foreigner that dares slander glorius Italy

[@alessandrobernardi9347]

FOOTBALL...soccer is american...

[@lorenzoromito7735]

​@@alessandrobernardi9347whatever English wants to call it, "kick" is a simpler, better, name

[@Chris-hp9be]

They were stitched together very recently (compared to other European countries). So regionalism is to be expected. The country is even younger than US.

[@miriamiraci6167]

Yeah, we were split in smaller countries dominated by different nations, such as France, Austria...

[@save738]

We don’t want to go back to what happened in 1861

[@uomosgabellodilegno1587]

As a Tuscan, I confirm almost everybody insults God multiple times a day

[@Greendices]

I love Italy. Beautiful people and a beautiful country. I would be proud to be italian. and they sure can make good tv-shows like Gomorra and Corleone. Also the best food in the world. I only been to the north a couple of times and i love it there. Pease.

[@masterjunky863]

Greetings from Milan. Where are you from?

[@empressstarx8401]

I heard Italy is a racist country is that true

[@enraged9912]

@@empressstarx8401 it's not every country have racists

[@empressstarx8401]

@@enraged9912 okay i heard thats why I didn’t say anything and yes they are some places in world that spit on u, for being a certain race or would avoid sitting in the bus even if it is full

[@enraged9912]

@@empressstarx8401 i live in Italy, so....

[@peppemilano24]

I absolutely agree with you about Calabria (I am Italian and I lived in that land for 10 years)

[@MickeyChanYT]

*toc toc* "Who's there?" Me: a real italian 🔫😡

[@pip2848]

Tutti i miei bisnonni hanno arrivato da Calabria Campania Lombardia e Sicilia. Io ho visitato l'Italia l'anno stesso e per me tutta ma tutta l'Italia e gli italiani sono bellissssimi e una gente meravigliosa. Scusa mi brutto italiano. Abracio da l'Argentina. Un pezzo d'Italia in Sudamerica

[@masterjunky863]

Saluti da Milano

[@tommazza4330]

Sono di San Marino ed amo l'Argentina, molti argentini sono di origine sammarinese 😄

[@shimo_retro_gameplays6288]

Dai, sei molto bravo a parlare in italiano, sicuramente parli molto meglio di certi italiani 😁✌️

[@rocchinarinaldi3102]

Don't worry, I understend

[@giovannibollotta2862]

Anche mio nonno e la sua famiglia sono emigrati in Argentina quando lui era piccolo. Suo fratello è nato lì. Noi italiano abbiamo davvero arricchito il mondo!

[@ricefields9121]

Lombardi: "Noi insieme alle altre regioni del nord formiamo il grande popolo della Padania! Uniti sotto il simbolo del nostro grandioso fiume Po." Le altre regioni del nord che non hanno mai chiesto un cazzo: ಠ_ಠ Piemontesi che si lavano i piedi nella sorgente del Po: ಠ_ಠ

[@Ricky911_]

Beh, considerando che il Po è praticamente evaporato non credo che l'ultima affermazione sia del tutto giusta hahaha... aiuto 🥲

[@gior987]

@@Ricky911_ siamo nella merda :D

[@gaia7240]

I veneti che non sopportano nessuno men che meno i Lombardi😂

[@ricefields9121]

@@gaia7240 peccato, da piemontese li trovo simpatici i veneti

[@gaia7240]

@@ricefields9121 è il vino 😂 con quello amiamo tutti 🤣

[@panzeri209]

North:"oh you're approaching me?" South:"i can't beat the shit out of you without getting close!!!" North:" oh ohhh, then come as close as you need!"

[@giannifois8948]

Me, an italian, laughing the whole video and then realizing that this video spit facts

[@majibento]

I can’t imagine wanting to trash talk Italy as a non-Italian I mean y’all have blessed us with some of the best food on earth 🤤and every Italian I’ve met has been super down-to-earth

[@sosihaile6372]

best food on earth lmao expand your tastes

[@ChairDogWoofwoofmommy]

@@sosihaile6372 lmao It is,

[@majibento]

@@sosihaile6372 I said “some of”… I’ve had dozens of types of cuisine in my lifetime, I cook a lot of Japanese and middle eastern food and I love Viet and Mexican food too, but go off

[@sosihaile6372]

@@majibento still think that's a reach but fair

[@Seacae]

@@sosihaile6372 I think you don't know even 2% of italian cuisine if you're speaking like that. I've had countless regional specialities from all over the world, cultures and nationalities and i've lived for a good amount of time in lot of different countries because of my work. Italians really have a completely new whole world in that piece of land. Italy is the richest country when it comes to biodiversity. The microclimate, the morphology and its geography combined with so many microcultures spawned one of the best place+culture you can have when it comes to food. Even SUPERMARKETS in italy have better vegetables than the one they sell in other countries (and don't get me started on the local producer's more natural and biological products). Don't underestimate Italy's climate and their food culture, italians are very lucky to have all that.

[@Giova21]

Forgot to mention Rome's roads that always have holes.

[@MrX3rd]

I was really disappointed by this video. The regional splitting is far too unprecise for good funny stereotypes. Additionaly, every video about Italian stereotypes that does not make at least one joke about Molise as non-existing is just not authentic.

[@Scuppetta1998IT]

as you probably see many italians before me left a personal comment under the video. I wanna say that these things are not to take seriously. They are just stereotypes typical of ignorant people. I'm a northern italian and I believe in an united Italy we must go over these prejudices that unfortunately are still common among ignorant people.

[@sfogliatelle278]

I’m from southern Italy and I have to say that something is true, like that in the south there is mafia and that the north impoverished the south at the times of the independence, but we have to settle our difference and live as one nation

[@ValeriusMagni]

@@sfogliatelle278 potremmo dire allora una Europa più unita Stati Uniti d'Europa

[@sfogliatelle278]

@@ValeriusMagni già

[@leonardoasaro2826]

@@ValeriusMagni l'europa unita a mio parere non ha senso. Culture troppo diverse

[@ValeriusMagni]

@@leonardoasaro2826 non significa niente, anche gli italiani sono culturalmente diversi tra loro

[@jacopoabbruscato9271]

We spent almost 1500 years (from the fall of the roman empire to unification) killing each other over petty rivalries and chicken thefts, we're not becoming a functional family now

[@VladimirShindo]

Kinda surprised that Tuscany is blasphemy land while I live in Venezia...

[@lupodelupis3672]

Perchè non hai mai frequentato i circoli ARCI da queste parti....io per esperienze personali ho sentito certe cose da far rabbrividire anche i più accaniti senza Dio. Basta sedersi ad un tavolo dove giocano a scopa....

[@carolevonaarberg472]

Wow, that's almost as bad as the regions of Britain for loathing.

[@cakeisyummy5755]

@@lol-ih1tl And Sicily is their Northern England.

[@unknownzzz5115]

@@cakeisyummy5755 Nah... Northeastern Italy is our Northern England, especially the area between the cities of Bergamo and Brescia which reminds me of the North East of England (fierce rivalry, very strong accent, post Industrial hell and alcholism)

[@srryiforgot]

I feel like Tuscany and Emilia-Romagna are kinda living their best life. No one trashtalks about them and they aren't stereotyped much. They're like those two regions in the middle nobody truly hates.

[@bellicapelli8155]

Emilia-Romagna is north either culturally, linguistically and geographically (the po' valley is what actually defines the north region: a flat terrain without obsacles makes exchanges and travel easier since ancient times), if you go in 2 random towns in emilia and in lombardy you could hardly notice a difference if you're from another region (except in Emilia you'd eat much better)

[@unknownzzz5115]

@@bellicapelli8155 That's true only for Piacenza and Mantova, the other areas are too different from each other

[@danighezzi]

Come si può odiare un emiliano? Fellini diceva, se sei giù di corda cerca un emiliano e parlaci insieme. Non importa di cosa, basta la sua parlata per farti sentire più sereno.

[@abjd5833]

direi che i meno stereotipati sono i marchigiani e gli umbri,nessuno se li caga e al massimo sono noti per giacomo leopardi e francesco d'assisi

[@kolnsbesterkoftespie5782]

@@bellicapelli8155 non è vero, vivo in Germania però ho parenti in Romagna, ci vado spesso e posso dirti che c’è una bella differenza tra un paese romagnolo e uno lombardo. Anzi, già l’Emilia e la Romagna sono due regioni abbastanza distinte.

[@dariafard6245]

Ahaha mia famiglia vive in campania e mia nonna è nata e cresciuta a Napoli, non ho mai incontrato gente più fine di loro... hanno soldi e classe propio l’opposto dei stereotipi del sud d’Italia. Io vivo in Inghilterra e vado spesso in italia per sciare durante l’inverno e vistare famiglia nell’estate. Questi stereotipi di gente del sud sono tristi... infatti tutti i stereotipi sono tristi. La gente del sud e calda, ed infatti TUTTI gli italiani sono abbastanza piacevoli. Questi giudizi tra le diverse province e parti d’Italia devono smettere LOVE WINS ❤️

[@masterjunky863]

Hai assolutamente ragione! Viva l'Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[@onadroignon7386]

Ma ovviamente non si intende tutta Napoli ma quei soggetti che basta dire ciao e ti sputano in faccia , ovviamente lo ripeto , non si intende tutta Napoli , altrimenti non sarebbe manco controllabile, però all estero c'è anche molta gente che li vede male

[@onadroignon7386]

Comunque al sud ci sono molte cose che fanno ridere , tipo il modo di fare di noi del sud (sono della Puglia) e sinceramente amo tutta Italia ugualmente

[@giorgio4191]

@@onadroignon7386 tipo ieri quelli del paese vicino si sono messi a insultarmi senza motivo, seguendo i ovunqueentre fumavano erba. Ah dimenticavo, erano 07

[@unapersona8352]

@@giorgio4191 beh che dire alcuni di noi hanno dimenticato la decenza

[@enrico8158]

10 years later nothing has changed, this kind of videos will be always an evergreen

[@DrLaurelWeaver]

The territorial banter within Italy is almost beautiful and littered with historical context. I hope it never changes 🙂

[@Fairylee09]

I live in southern Italy. Northerners say we live in monkey land 😔 oo oo aa aa

[@Jumpman6352]

XD no way

[@fabioesini9092]

Rivalità tra paesini, unione vs altre province. Rivalità tra province, unione vs altre regioni. Rivalità tra regioni, unione vs altre nazioni. Rivalità tra nazioni, unione vs altri continenti. Rivalità tra continenti, unione vs altri eventuali pianeti alieni. Ecco spiegata la natura umana.

[@freshtomato834]

Nella nostra natura missà che è rimasta un po' di voglia di fare branco e guerra. Reminiscenze evolutive comprensibili visto che alla fine siamo ammassi di cellule che si distinguono da altri ammassi di cellule per la capacità, neanche troppo sfruttata, di dominare alcuni istinti

[@Velha-bv6jb]

I've already got something. We Serbs have similar divide on north and south. And thing mentioned are quite similar 😂. Viva la Italia. 🇷🇸❤️🇮🇹

[@stylesheetra9411]

most accurate description of Italy

[@Riccardoffolo25SF]

Tuscany: blasphemy land Veneto: "hold my prosecco"

[@im_jay6284]

As an Italian I can assure you this is pretty accurate

[@nadineberti3611]

I love all of you. Greetings from an austrian 😊🤣

[@AngelEyes124]

Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà Funiculì, funiculà!

[@Fubuki_000]

0:33 i live here ✨✨✨🤌🏻🤌🏻

[@djandre97]

There is too many things you missed that this video could be 1 hour long

[@vincenzovince8364]

L'uncica cosa che ho "imparato" da questo video e che l'italia è il paese che giudica gli altri meglio

[@lucabralia5125]

a meno che non si parli dei francesi

[@veertien_14]

@@lucabralia5125 o di cibo 😂

[@just_elledi9793]

So many stupid things... But that's it, there are people who really think that's true and they share this opinion around the world. In the North there are not so many racist anymore. In the South there are not so many ignorant people anymore. They can improve infrastructures and politics, but that's a fact of the entire country which is a great cause of this situation. Naples is a beautiful city to visit, fantastic landscapes, monuments and with a great history as much as the rest of the country. We live in yhe same planet and stereotypes are made for stupid people.

[@SuperLol]

@Gerry Scotti Non siamo i migliori. Non siamo i peggiori. La vita si continua. Infine si migliora. Si spera, almeno.

[@giuliana567]

This is irony my dude

[@antarescitizen]

@@SuperLol Non devi sperare che la vita migliori, devi fare qualcosa affinché cambi. Il destino è malleabile e tu come persona hai il potere di modellare la vita. Quello che puoi sperare è che le persone intorno a te possano seguire il tuo esempio a essere un buon cittadino.

[@SuperLol]

@@antarescitizen hai ragione

[@Sheldam]

"They speak a strange language with lots of S" LOL e aundi poneus tottus is U ca nci funt in sa limba sarda? ;) E dove mettiamo tutte le U che ci sono nella lingua sarda? eheheh video molto divertente! E sono d'accordo con l'ultima frase!

[@iota-09]

"mudzunnu!" decisamente la parola con sardo applicato più conosciuta in sud italia.

[@Sheldam]

Helga Haper ... e questo cosa c'entra con questo video? Com'è, non vedevi l'ora di esprimere il tuo disprezzo? La Sardegna se ne farà una ragione e continuerà ad essere una terra meravigliosa ricca di cultura e bellissime tradizioni (che sicuramente ignori) e i sardi continueranno ad essere un popolo accogliente, ospitale, sincero e onesto. Ma giusto per colmare la tua lacuna, ti informo che ormai da tempo su casu marzu è vietato, e non è che in ogni casa sarda si mangia casu marzu. Io ad esempio non l'ho manco mai visto, e nei negozi non lo trovi. Il tuo intervento, oltre ad essere inopportuno, denota una vena razzistella a dire "i sardi che...", nonché una buona dose di ignoranza. Io non so di dove sia tu né mi interessa perché non generalizzo, parlo nello specifico, e tu ti sei mostrata inopportuna, cafona e ignorante.

[@Sheldam]

Helga Haper i cretini sono ovunque. Occhio alle generalizzazioni

[@diegone080]

@@iota-09 sono sardo e non conosco la parola

[@marcotagliavini9128]

@@Helga7850 io non sono sardo, ma la frequento da 20 anni, e dove di solito vado io, il casumarzu so dove trovarlo, e allora si fa festa...

[@Alexy-88]

Italians normally: "WE ARE BETTER THAT SOUTH" "NO WE ARE BETTER" Italians when someone put pineapple on pizza: ACTIVATE MEGAZORD Italians when a french breathe: TU, BARBARO D'OLTRALPE Italians when a french speak: ADESSO RIDACCI LA NOSTRA GIOCONDA PERCHÉ SIAMO NOI I CAMPIONI DEL MONDO

[@CostamultiTheGamer89]

In southern italy people speak bad of north peoples we say that they think south is a "bancarell ro'turron" and in north they think that we are africans(excuse forr bad english)

[@saa82vik]

Mi place come hai concluso con il 'volemose bbene' di prammatica...

[@manuel.4172]

I'm italian, and unfortunately I affirm that this is really the case

[@francescarizzoli2621]

OMG, I LAUGHED SO FKING MUCH

[@sid.kavalu]

Nice video. Noticed this during our trip to Italy. Fascinating country and people. People hating other people from their own country is a universal trend 😄

[@handlyssa3157]

I agree with the final message, it reminds me of this famous italian poem. It goes:"If in the world there were a bit more good and everyone considered each other their sibiling there would be fewer thoughts and fewer pains and the world would be way more beautiful"

[@mesteme]

I only ever heard of the Albania degree thing relative to Bossi Jr, the Trota. You should also update it to 2020s with the Reddito dei Napoletani.

[@GoldenGnarpGnap]

I'm an italian and i'm wheezing this Is so true

[@LodIstHier]

We made italy, now let's make italians -Massimo D'Azeglio

[@pietrolabelli4771]

this is violently accurate ngl

[@cheesilyentertained3264]

italy really be out here embodying the phrase ""you cant even trust me i dont even trust myself"

[@darklyberry]

It's so funny to me that you didn't consider Friuli Venezia-Giulia as a "nation" like you did with all the other special regions lol

[@pieropisano3639]

Friuli is no more

[@mwndjddjdhdbbf8408]

As someone who lives in Rome, we also have an outstanding amount of rubbish on the streets, and our roads are basically just a bunch of holes with some vague resemblance of bitumen between them

[@JiafeiProducts6969]

Se potessi tornare io

[@mwndjddjdhdbbf8408]

@@JiafeiProducts6969 "Dopo tutto questo tempo?" "Sempre."

[@anonimus8891]

Appunto, l unica regione che deve essere indipendente è il lazio, altro che padania che hanno tutto

[@koreaball7219]

This was 9 years ago and it is still accurate

[@Sudupe16]

This is the earliest version of slander videos.

[@fgrilli]

As a “half-terrone“ myself I must say this is painfully accurate.

[@Thomas-xh6mb]

Emilia Romagna is the Italian URSS

[@mike3000_]

as an italian, i can agree everything

[@gherardogirardi3614]

Tu sei un genio... ancora e tante risate mi hai fatto fare!

[@insert_name_here5335]

Fitting that he didn't talk about Molise since it doesn't exist

[@danielecomotti7675]

1:29 Techincally the term "blasphemy-land" could work more for Veneto

[@AnosIsmid]

No

[@Gongulez]

As a romagnolo i have to tell the world we are central Italians!

[@giubb8]

as a calabrian, im proud to be called italian burundi

[@mariobotti1952]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or calafrican....

[@dersven4122]

Calabria has a good toustic potential, if they valorise it more and get rid of the ineffciencies, also more insfrascture to reach the place

[@noahi829]

@@mariobotti1952 But south Italy was always part of North Africa Why are you laughing

[@giuseppemundollo5625]

Puru ieu cumpà

[@hellavadeal]

We do that in America too.

[@gabriledyt]

Ah

[@celloo1347]

You forgot to mention that Veneto is indipendent😂😂

[@marioreds7826]

Well, football is not the only thing that unites us: I would add having pasta for lunch.

[@nukamarxa5203]

not even that unites us lmfaooo