"its always the low quality videos"

"its always the low quality videos" they say that make the video funny, if its a low quality vid, its a high quality laugh
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[@XyloB0nes]

" why is his neck so skinny?" Dog: I HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHI-

[@hippo9583]

Kwite is like the person I forget exists and when I see a notification from him I smile, then I forget again, rinse and repeat.

[@IKEA_SSB]

well damn

[@Elsnooze]

I'd say same but I always remember the mask

[@k3nn412]

The accuracy of this.

[@lilcatfish1105]

I don't rinse 😑

[@caprin.7471]

kwite. ❤️

[@JayJayNoelastnam]

I have just come to the realization that Kwite could easily reuse his camera footage from previous videos. There may be a chance he already does.

[@nocturnalsofia]

Nah, whiteboard is always diff

[@shannonhewins]

@@nocturnalsofia green screen

[@Wisoven]

or maybe really advanced splicing or whatever it's called

[@clairifedverified2513]

I mean i dont really see a reason why he would do that unless he was tired bc he would still have to record himself doing the lines and like,,,, why not just turn the camera on while u do

[@Jader324]

@@clairifedverified2513 it was a joke

[@dapper-ant2634]

I love his nonchalant jokes I don't think I could do that without laughing at my own joke

[@xdesolateone8564]

I will have to agree that I would laugh trying to do that

[@jjim6477]

Think it’s called deadpan

[@AmyKoopa]

same

[@jffry890]

There's a reason there's a cut every 5 seconds. He has to do multiple takes.

[@thumtak_]

His?

[@SuperKnice]

1080p or 144p these videos will still be funnier than any Logan Paul video

[@SuperKnice]

@Someone Simple hell yeah

[@fibois1283]

Any video can be funny if you put it on 144p and put it on 2x with some spongebob music

[@SuperKnice]

@@fibois1283 all except Logan Paul’s

[@ethanknecht3050]

Logan Paul changed he ain't too bad anymore I wouldn't watch him but let's stop the slander.

[@jaylovesmay2012]

Or fake Paul's fighting matches 🙄

[@yanfei7782]

The dude who got spat on by a squid, for those of you who are worried, a cephalopod "man part" is actually a specialized tentacle so it wasn't what you thought it was, my guess is that it was water it stored in it's body just in case sometjing like this happened. These things are smart enough to shut the lights off in thier enclosures when they get bored so this is probably the case.

[@averie2831]

That's a cuttlefish

[@yanfei7782]

@a normal gamer dude You're a cuttlefish.

[@TH3_S4LMON]

@a normal gamer dude You’re a cuttlefish.

[@katalotl2747]

@a normal gamer dude you’re a cuttlefish.

[@EC_4]

@a normal gamer dude It means you're a cuttlefish.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu]

Kwite: I'm sad and it's funny *Self-deprecating humor takes a specific amount of skill, nonchalant delivery and pure disinterest in personal well-being*

[@galacticlouds155]

Are you a bot???

[@Hiimreggie]

@@galacticlouds155 no hes our friendly neighborhood degenerate

[@TheRaven5138]

Just had to hit that 10:00 mark. Not even mad that’s just impressive

[@galacticlouds155]

I just realized...

[@Kunima_]

That is Kwite, what do you expect?

[@godfox8639]

kwite is honestly my daily source of "i can agree with this guy mostly cause i hate people but also cause im an asshole" love the videos also im not dissing kwite before someone try's to DDOS me like a playstation 3 modern warfare lobby

[@MaStRdFlCtR]

IM FONNA DDOS YOU BECAUSE YOU DISSED KIWTE (this is a joke)

[@DoYouSeeBananaManTH]

W

[@jamesgennaro9679]

That fish is a jew fish, or Goliath grouper. They get upwards of 750 lbs. I was fishing from shore under a bridge in Florida and kept getting my line broke by fish that ate the fish I was catching. Then watched a boat pull up 3 in an hr that size 20 ft from shore, exactly where I was fishing. They were breaking 30 lbs braid fishing line, and one rod.

[@onij_]

the only fish hitler liked eating

[@kinorris1709]

Wait why's it called a jew fish?

[@joshc5613]

@@kinorris1709 because of stereotypes, why else

[@ronnieedge2236]

That fish is the stuff of thalassophobic nightmares...

[@followthewhiterabbit884]

I searched for a comment like yours, because I need to know the name of the fish. Thank you!

[@robbybergers3997]

6:44 the first flip is called a Webster, a front flip where the momentum is generated by swinging one of your legs backwards and jumping with the other one. The second flip he get rekt on is a cork. It's a backflip with a 360 spin where the momentum is generated by swinging one of your legs up and kinda towards the other shoulder

[@alexs.7956]

Thank you my man

[@lowlydovahkiin8084]

I believe that the fish is a cuttlefish which shoots out its snot, or some other disgusting liquid

[@thetwilightzone2403]

@Afshan Omran wtf

[@Ikatak]

It’s also the low quality videos that will scar you for life by having you unexpectedly witness a horrible accident.

[@supervegito8340]

The fact that Crawl from guilty gear strive came on after the punching bag guy came down is how you know that’s a boss. That music only plays on insane difficulty

[@oscarperezsobrino5902]

i was searching for someone to say that that song was from GG god i love that saga

[@supervegito8340]

@@oscarperezsobrino5902 nago is fuckin dope. I play him on the side as I await baiken to drop so I can have my main back from when I started playing in 2006 in accel core days

[@milktea6676]

Luckily for us Kwite makes low quality videos In style

[@Artsy_Fella]

I love the fact that this comment specifically has *144* likes

[@everybodysfavouriteboar]

8:31 that fish is known as a grouper fish, their diet consists of sharks and whatever they can get their giant mouths on

[@shadowslime3640]

@yalikejezz5308 this comment has me in tears 🤣

[@BABABABABANCHAN]

4:15 it's a cuttlefish (and not a cuddlefish), a close relative to the octopus so it was probably just ink (btw the sepia filter is made to simulate a photo made with cuttlefish ink)

[@ChrispyDriver]

That fish was like, "aight, I'm out" lol

[@KaienKuran]

Sometimes Kwite speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@pmtoam]

The reason they are low quality is cuz theyve been passed around so much that they get deep fried in compression

[@alanaae]

ah yes. the three burrito ingredients: queso, cheese and chicken.

[@yaboi4801]

The dude that didn't want to get in the water with the fish was scared because he can't swim if I remember correctly. He's a youtuber with a decent amount of subs and his channel is MonsterMikeFishing

[@ComposedSage75]

1:48 that had me rollin with the Spongebob music added to it 🤣🤣

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

I feel like it’d hit harder with the king of the hill theme

[@airinmacdonald3979]

🍥

[@HeCesar]

Any of you know the original TikTok?

[@LSDeadly]

4:32 task failed successfully

[@LandonPrizeIverson]

3:59 that dude was holding a cuddle fish, and it just inked HARD on him

[@calmcraft5852]

Low quality is like cutting off a joke at the perfect time. It doesn't make sense why its funnier, but it does.

[@user-ry9eo8xn7p]

“God that cat looks fucking edible” -Shane Dawson is that you?

[@lobsternaut2351]

to explain the guy being squirted in the face by a fish, it wasnt a fish, it was a cuttlefish and it was only squirting water

[@yaboi7533]

that golden can sucked my soul out of my body, and i am sad i didnt see it coming any sooner

[@ryanshaw4623]

Subscribed, my man! Thought you were just another straw in the haystack but there’s something unique in your sense of humor.

[@ieajackson5518]

What a chad. (Hehe profile picture reference lol)

[@ryanshaw4623]

@@ieajackson5518 what a hand

[@ana74674]

@@ryanshaw4623 What a what

[@ryanshaw4623]

@@ana74674 what

[@kadoharp]

@@ana74674 huh

[@bobbypendragon9270]

8:40 lmao omg I'm crying

[@justanotherinternetspedhea1820]

5:16 Fine, I'll admit it... I jumped

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Brave man right here

[@saltologist7286]

just wanna mention that the song at the end of the first video is “Crawl” from Guilty Gear Strive. its a total banger.

[@vatorett]

1:41 Queso is cheese...

[@Selinaru]

queso means cheese sauce

[@vatorett]

@@Selinaru Queso means cheese in Spanish. Saying "queso cheese"is quite redundant.

[@Selinaru]

@@vatorett yes i know that, im literally spanish, i mean that in that context queso refers to cheese sauce

[@mAnnapuurog]

Kwite: uploads a video about bad quality videos Me who just watched a yt video posted in 2009, and comments saying it has better quality than ufo sightings these days: 👁👄👁 Coincidence? I don’t think so.

[@TheTimbs_]

That deer looks zombified. I mean look at him, he’s having trouble standing and spent most of that video staring blankly.

[@SweatyNuggies]

Hi…and i can read it

[@j0doe1]

I don't know if this is an actual thing you can control, but for whatever reason my video started at 144p. Perfect.

[@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336]

6:08 just keep your damn dogs leashed if you don't have fencing that can keep them on your property. I almost run dogs over on the daily where I live. I have been attacked on my own property by random dogs. Seriously people. Don't get them if you can't handle the simplist responsibility of keeping them near you. I love dogs and I will not be able to handle it if I run someone's dog over or hurt one in self defense. Not even to mention the other wild dangerous animals they must come across. It's like playing Russian roulette with your pets life. Please stop. I understand some people don't really think about this, but please do.

[@ittselli3245]

too real, my mum almost drover over a cat and instead of the cat she smashed full on into a concrete pillar(everyone was fine the pillar and car just got a bit fucked up)

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Ah yes, my cat wouldn't fucking let me leash her, she was an outdoor indoor cat

[@SoubiYumea]

Kwite back at it with the HQ vids on LQ vids

[@SuperTurtle0]

0:21 kwite confirms that he has a nose (2021 colorized)

[@littletimmy5765]

Kwite es mi favorito. He da realest one of em all

[@littletimmy5765]

@da dog wit da big nose Sí

[@mooncake1001]

@@littletimmy5765 hahaha speecing like the peepl that can't spel hahahaha

[@professionaImoron]

1:31 its still moving and making noise gordon ramsay would crucify you if you didnt cook it first

[@Behtabeats]

Any video deepfryed with spongebob music and low quality is funny

[@IWANNAKNOWKNOWKNOWWHATISLOVE]

damn i put this in 144p and it hit different

[@SnepBlepVR]

Kwite: that cat looks edible Kunai: No…. THAT NOT nom nom.. Edit: imagine freaking out about a reference to a movie that just came out so should be relevant because a furry said it.. and the aforementioned quote is from an anthropomorphic amphibious shark god. >~> kzbin.infoZYoIZ1UIgGc?feature=share

[@rainclouds3677]

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[@spaghettiman7393]

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[@zorogotlostagainlol3899]

Damm you got everyone speechless over here just no I do not want to see this post again just know I’m the only one here that actually has words to say

[@zorogotlostagainlol3899]

You’re literally a grown man and you still say the stuff and you are A furry no hate but you look 40 and that was just very weird you’re making me feel uncomfortable hate and don’t say you’re accusing him go look at his channel

[@zorogotlostagainlol3899]

And yes that cat looks tasty but. You don’t have to make it weird like that

[@solesurvivor5830]

Always a good day when Kwite uploads

[@SophisticatedLargeMen]

The king has uploaded.

[@teslainvestah5003]

4:00 cuttlefish use jets of water to escape danger, it was probably just trying that.

[@Betterskitty]

It’s a good day when you’re early to a kwite upload

[@ethereallvr]

indeed

[@Willinillyt]

Kwite threatening to send slendeman after me is the most OG shit ever

[@Irish_Enderman]

I love how the whiteboard says "u can't read this"

[@Me-wx1mt]

4:10 it was ink. I'm pretty sure.... I mean, that was a cuddlefish and I'm pretty sure they spit ink.

[@some_williott]

But it was translucent, right?

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@some_williott oh yeah... I think you mean transparent, translucent means like glowy but I see your point.

[@some_williott]

@@Me-wx1mt yeah, sorry, English isn't my first language, I meant transparent ^^

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@some_williott oh, it's fine. they're very similar words and they have very similar meanings, I see how you got that mixed up

[@That1guyiknow]

@@Me-wx1mt transparent is like glass, translucent is like thin paper you can see light through, you may mean luminescent.

[@random_deutschbag]

I just realized that Kwite is wearing a mask before the pandemic even started.

[@Bean0cean]

these are the best videos.

[@SicknastyFPS]

It's always the low quality videos

[@0_blivion]

its always the funny guys in green hoodies

[@marrisablanchert6030]

wow i'm so glad that i am subscribed with notifications on because those creepy pastas be making me sleep with one eye open 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@thebee-fn7rv]

0:57 that shit crawl from guilty gear strive

[@brianrussell2441]

8:55 did you know that fishermen have found the remains of nazis in catfish

[@charleyhater]

0:50 THIS IS LITERALLY MY OLD NOTIFICATION SOUND AND I THOUGHT I GOT A NOTIFICATION.

[@Jetstream_sam_loves_guiltygear]

The "video game fight song" was what do you fight for nagoriuki theme from guilty gear

[@CrazyTrainEnjoyer]

It's Crawl,actually. (Dont 🤓 me please)

[@mars4480]

4:10 its a squid who shoot water, mainly under water

[@ArborealOreo]

3:24 is so creepy if you have the sound off. Owl Kwite 🦉

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

"There's a lot of ground to cover here" _Uhhhh, ya sure?_

[@gothdaddy7059]

He’s right tho, low quality ones always get me. I laugh at his videos all the time.

[@rileysylvester1651]

The low quality is from being screen recorded over and over again because they are funny

[@iang257]

I can't stop watching these videos. I go to your old videos to find entertainment. But I'm running dry... MAKE MORE!

[@ree2546]

5:20 I just smoked and wasn't expecting that and jumped HARD

[@aequoreavictoria2726]

7:40 Is that a sea wrasse!? Don’t worry bout him then, sea wrasse might take some figures but won’t kill ya

[@romeofaur8608]

5:22 I must say I did cuz I was looking away fir a sec and I looked back just as the ball was hitting the camera

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78]

If I was a fish i'd take him downstairs w/ me too.

[@Retrobugs_]

Oh my god I don't blame him. That fish is massive.

[@SweetMcGrape]

That wasn’t piss that was a man gettin mfing inked

[@_crumb_]

the video with the fish had me in tears, but the commentary made it 10 times funnier

[@malcolmelproductions]

Kwite trying to hit exactly ten minutes for money I see

[@Rando_on_the_street]

5:19 I WAS IN MID SNEEZE

[@uekdjdjdhzbdhbshd333]

at 2:46 it is the beginner level stats

[@Tickle_nuggert]

I can never tell when kwite is serious or genuine

[@friskythehooman6184]

1:23 Cat videos with Kwite B)

[@Fishkisserr]

4:01 thats a cuttlefish! :)

[@Mxl._frfr]

It's always the kwite videos

[@chronred8190]

"and please get away from me" i am currently rapidly approaching your location

[@chunk567]

I'm so glad I found out about kwite from a nux taku video and then proceeded to subscribe this dudes dry humor and voice are pure comedy gold. KZbin needs more fire content like this right here lols!!!

[@PLASMAHORROR]

god damn the fish thing is like, my greatest fear 😭😭

[@breadburgrrrrgrrr]

5:20 Will say that I am to tired to physically move but I mentally get set off and my soul leaves my body for a second

[@petloverspy]

“That cat looks fucking edible” which is exactly why, and I’m not kidding, we call wrapping them up like that a ‘purrito’

[@yourthrough3862]

It is what it is

[@gl1tchspectre_]

Honestly being eaten by a giant catfish is the natural result of swimming in jean shorts.

[@Bugbreach]

The fish at around 8:50 - I COULD BE wrong but I audibly gasped - i think that's an arapaima or sth like it and I love them - but also one of the first things I've ever learned about em, is that they can jump VERY high, get VERY fast and have a bone tongue - so rip that dude lol

[@alcole-holic8779]

Arapaima are river fish I believe. I looked more like a massive grouper

[@Bugbreach]

@@alcole-holic8779 Ah, right! I forgot about the river part haha

[@maito404]

Mans tried to use a living ginormous ass fish as a fucking paddle board

[@KimkeBlox]

bro really wanted that full 10 minutes

[@drewwallingsford6768]

5:44 mother 3 arrow lizard moment

[@_Xzever_]

By reducing the video quality to 144p i have ascended to a new level in my comprehension of humor. Its always the even LOWER quality videos...

[@childofhat1690]

“That cat looks f****** edible”

[@Creepley]

the fish video is literally one of my worst fears

[@PrederNationteam74]

*This is the best 3D vtuber model I've ever seen*

[@honeybee-3606]

1:32 fun fact relating to that humans actually have an instinct that makes it where when something is cute enough that you want to eat or destroy it

[@Top10AnimeBetrayals]

The arrow gag was the skit that made me laugh

[@Dingusiscool]

1:47 remember the era of time when good made vines were funny and, now low quality videos are funny and amog us sussy baka-