Kids are very dumb

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today i looked at some kids being very dumb, what little morons they are
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[@ABR48YT]

As a former Child I can agree that we are stupid

[@cabraruim7]

as a former child i agree

[@01_rinn]

as a former child i agree aswell

[@baxonatordragofly3194]

As a child I agree

[@macncheese6530]

as a current child i agree

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

as a current younger than 18 i can agree

[@cassidyb.3531]

"Now that we're not there, it's very funny to watch them struggle." EXACTLY

[@meowcatissilly]

hi my name is cassidy too 😎

[@cassidyb.3531]

@@meowcatissilly eyyy

[@noir66146]

@ 0:33 deal breaker folks. i'll save you 10 minutes #.troll

[@aphylorne3021]

This is how sophomores, juniors, and seniors view freshman.

[@cassidyb.3531]

@@aphylorne3021 LMAO

[@ConnorPugs]

They also don’t pay taxes

[@milktea6676]

I hate tiny humans

[@hello.hello_]

theyre also not legally citizens

[@ant2400.]

Thank you for telling me this I will inform the irs

[@RealBunger]

Neither do I. Your point?

[@ant2400.]

@@RealBunger I will be informing the irs

[@lucaluvbugz]

Kwite is definitely the type of father to show his kids Mary Poppins then laugh at them when they grab an umbrella and jump off the back of a couch thinking they'll fly

[@netherdominater9960]

In other words the best kind of father

[@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster]

He's the one who told them that it would *definitely work.*

[@ghostboybenji]

he seems like the kind of dude who would definitely be the dad/uncle to throw the kids in the pool

[@sodakuwun0707]

i did this once as a kid, but on a playground

[@Milk-ck1wv]

@@sodakuwun0707 are you alive

[@LiamRemastered]

“There’s nothing like watching a child be scared of their own shadow. THE HEDGEHOG.” - Kwite

[@ssupmxddy]

putting that in my favorite quotes

[@boopbloopin8720]

This adds a new level of funny when you watch Kwite twitch streams

[@alltomorrowsfan]

btw a sub botted verified person stole your comment

[@LiamRemastered]

@@alltomorrowsfan 🤡🤡

[@piss8098]

Best Quote No cap.

[@anisa6658]

As a kid I used to get scared when people clapped their hands near me because I thought they'd squish me so yes kids are very stupid

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

i don't even know how that managed to get into your head

[@anisa6658]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 I dont even know either

[@originalname5598]

"Tom and Jerry traumatizes children (proof)!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

[@splendidgaming1981]

I like to eat bugs and die

[@anisa6658]

@@splendidgaming1981 you're just like me fr

[@irishempire9811]

i think we can all agree we were children once, no matter how depressing that may be

[@draekoh7413]

Yes

[@Lunrbatzz]

Speak for yourself, I was manifested out of nothing

[@hankenthusiast6187]

Babies who died before they could be children can't agree

[@bushcatbandit2566]

Actually, I materialised from air.

[@enderhoplite8048]

says a fucking country lol...

[@hystericalsavant3798]

"He made a little nest to watch Cocomelon" I'm dead

[@broblerone413]

that kid was perched spiderman-style

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

(4:29)

[@_AV_]

Kwite admitting to having baby fever is something wholesome I didn't know I needed

[@WooffzTheCoon]

I broke the perfect like number, now you have 601 likes >:)

[@_AV_]

@@WooffzTheCoon on the road to 666, darling~ Silly to think I'd be satisfied with 600

[@PlumPIum]

@@_AV_almost there lmao

[@alliu6562]

Now you’re on the way to 690, good luck

[@_AV_]

@@alliu6562 hell yeah

[@spacecadet3853]

as a previous kid I can agree. we were and still are dumb

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

Just not as much, or more

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

am i still a kid then..?

[@therealopaartist]

You know fun shits gonna go down when you hear a 6 year old say "trust me I can do it!".

[@SuperAgentAlex]

As a freshly baked teenager, can confirm we are very stipid

[@avatarfox9835]

10:19 this was the most heartfelt thing he's ever said

[@KomoliRihyoh]

Something something Daddy Kwite.

[@shirokanzaki5932]

@@KomoliRihyoh wth...

[@lukethompson2714]

Yeah I felt that to

[@DonVhanDude]

little kid got asked "are you taking a shit?" and really said "yeah"

[@TeeGee.]

3:40 Man literally dropped the child like he was playing hot potato. Look at how the kid crumples into the couch.

[@nekolaiwastaken]

The baby looks lifeless bruh 😭

[@funkyfresh2053]

She just flopped over like a rag doll lmao

[@JohnGalt916]

Ahhhh spoke like someone without kids. There's a reason we started locking the bathroom door. Children are very fast. All that crap in the toilet was easily less than 15 seconds.

[@VagabondPink]

Yeah, though the clip of that Tiktok looks clearly fake to me in the first watch. The hand shaking exaggeratingly, the annoying laugh track, the filter I think that seems to make things brighter.

[@AkizatheNacho]

So, my father once told me a story about a picture I had found. I was around 3 at the time, my parents and I were outside in our garden. My parents were sitting on some chairs with covers, so they were a little softer. Now, those covers had strings on them to get attached to a chair. Well, I took those strings and wrapped them around my throat and stared strangling myself. They stopped me when I started turning blue.

[@milkdrinker117]

Train early right?

[@SoVidushi]

@@milkdrinker117 i can't tell if that was about self-delete or bdsm

[@catpoke9557]

@@SoVidushi Yes.

[@idiomatic444]

I used to chew on razors. Kids are self destructive man

[@nekolaiwastaken]

I know I'm really late, but one time when I was a kid I got really mad at my mom (I don't remember why), so I took a bunch of toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and unraveled them all other the living room in a fit. It was funny because one time my mom and I were talking about it and she said that I wasn't crying or anything. I was just silently glaring at her the entire time until I went back in the spare bedroom and slammed the door lmfao.

[@dukefang1001]

8:04 That giraffe really tried to commit surprise adoption there

[@HeavyhandedDame]

The baby that stole the phone has the best maniacal laugh.

[@Mar.1634]

I'm a gay woman but Kwite's hands make me question my sexuality. Those are some beautiful well kept hands boy.

[@hopeofsaya]

ikr he totally turned me gay with those hands

[@peanutpaste1402]

Yoshikage?

[@SpookiSandwich]

As a straight sex-repulsed asexual, I gotta agree those hands are fabolouso

[@fardulf916]

Who asked tho?

[@sirspoonkm.]

Woah so edgy

[@DiDiDinky]

8:01 One time in 3rd grade, went to a field trip, and beat a giraffe in tug of war. It's been a few years but now I think he went easy on me.

[@lemonismybiggestdream]

Im sure the giraffe wants a round 2

[@CoilCannon]

I don't want kids, but I will gladly keep being an outsider looking into the chaos that is parenthood

[@kittencomicslol]

‘Kids are very dumb’ Ever 60 seconds in Africa A minute passes

[@curls3686]

The sun is bright

[@vivictinimoved]

water is wet

[@user-qk2dh3tq8h]

Ice is cold

[@capybara455]

Floors are made of floor

[@necromanteagiota1775]

Stealing is against the law

[@collegemaster5683]

"It's kinda weird: After watching all these videos of children being mostly annoying and very dumb, a very dumb part of me is even more encouraged to become a father?" Me: Awwwwww!!! Mini floating hoodies!!

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

Kwite with his hoodie husband/wife and little hoodie children 🤧

[@blorblin]

@@megumiseyelashes6706 it's husband. Kwite likes men.

[@sashabowen4346]

@@blorblin the husband would be springtrap

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

@@blorblin it’s husband and/or wife. Kwite likes both.

[@angellynn7104]

5:57 my grandpa was training my mom in karate and he held up a stick and told her she had to get it out of his hand. She ended up breaking his arm. He was proud of her anyway

[@avocatto1877]

Strong kid, id be proud too

[@goober3535]

7:08 THAT IS ONE CHAD CHILD

[@flameyboy4184]

5:42 mom: “get it” Child: “good soldiers follow orders”

[@manteroid]

im assuming the reason why the baby smiling at the orangutan was on there was because *you arent supposed to smile at monkeys, they take it as a threat. one lady made that mistake and thought they liked it cause they smiled back but in the end a gorilla broke out of their cage and mauled her to death. absolutely gruesome.*

[@strawberryshortpup3655]

afaik orangutans are chill af tho. Dude was absolutely vibing in that video. They seemed to almost enjoy entertaining the kid.

[@idiomatic444]

It was cute ngl

[@banana_cow]

I'm pretty sure that was an orangutan and there pretty nice animals but that smile did creep me out

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

That seemed like the setup to a joke but no-

[@kitsunemusicisfire]

I love how kwite at 8:45 just calls us all out as being douchebags. He knows exactly what we're here to see.

[@luluMusicGamesMovies]

As a kid I used to think that stuffed animals were put in pillow cases to prevent them from drowning while being washed

[@fajile423]

3:50 kid really just dropped the baby

[@lilastroneer]

“He’s not doing pull ups, you’re getting pulled up kid”

[@velocitydx4990]

that parent has smooth moves caught him in the act every single time 7:31

[@SulphurMind]

That child is a fricken spoiled demon, thats what I get from that clip XD

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

Would've been better if he kicked the kid into the stratosphere

[@Alexm0321]

“Aspiring and self-proclaimed” Excuse you I am a professional baby punter

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

7:55 fun story, my brother and i when we were younger would get so jealous of each other on our birthday that our mom just decided we had two birthdays a year. the *actual* birthday kid got the presents and a cake. second hand birthday kid got just a present. but it kept us happy lol. stopped when we moved and our mom stayed in good 'ol 'merica

[@EannaWithAFada]

"Do you like California" *takes shit in response*

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

XDDDD

[@tjf15]

As someone who is considered a child by law, I am infact an idiot

[@NightTheNeko]

same

[@TheViolover]

When that kid that's running around falls straight on his face.

[@nickf.747]

9:08 "hey google how do i explain Plato's allegory of the cave to a baby"

[@aquatttic8795]

I was watching this in the back seat of the car while my parents were driving, chuckling to myself every once in I a while, then I hear my dad saying "stop laughing its annoying "

[@itznneo6713]

9:52 we got the new hulk actor

[@KINGSUNJACK]

9:24 i laughed so HARD at the end i think i died for a second there

[@TheGlitchyFox]

I now for some reason want to see Kwite doing a backflip, I dunno.

[@sunnywunny]

"you takin a shit" "yeah" Chad

[@deez25]

"Kids are Dumb." "Water is wet."

[@merkuiriy8421]

Kids are dumb = kids are kids (dumb)

[@bushcatbandit2566]

Actually, water is NOT wet.

[@kinkanalchemist]

I mean to be fair kids are having to figure out basically everything as they go with minimal info. Does a baby know what an electric socket is? Or that jumping off something tall will result in broken bones, not flying? No! They don’t even know what bones are yet, much less that they have some in their body! They’re finding out all this stuff in the moment. What a wild way to live, honestly

[@kevingluys3063]

Working retail I can say that on the topic of the toilet valuables, there are absolutely parents that are that oblivious to their children's actions. I have had to stop kids from toppling shelves full of heavy electronics while both of their parents were three feet away from them.

[@_starr_]

Image if the mom just forced her cursed baby to sit on top of pizza for a tiktok.

[@Ninja_Sam]

The fact he manage to get up there safely at 4:19 is funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@milktea6676]

Plot twist kwite was two kids in a green hoodie all along

[@draekoh7413]

9:33 child got kicked lmao

[@gizmokitt6491]

Shit they did

[@suziehockel8476]

Oh god

[@mariobest93]

0:13 "you're not even good enough to be my fake-" *"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!!"*

[@Thomas-ce3dw]

watching this is akin to torture because every time one of those demented little menaces does some stupid shit I get viscerally angry and have to remind myself that these babies are pixels on a screen. can't stop that Kwite grind though

[@CreditedJester2]

Bro honestly I ssssssttttttggggg

[@localmenace3043]

I thought I was the only one. Finally, someone said it. (Side note in advance to anyone offended: calm down, it’s not like I want to murder a bunch of little kids.)

[@holidayin7962]

It’s not their fault their brains aren’t fully formed yet.

[@plantainsame2049]

You are one of those demented little menises just older thinking you have right just because you pay the damn government money or you have the right to drive a vehicular device

[@teathesilkwing7616]

They literally know nothing bro let them at least figure out all the controls before you get that angry

[@funnyman8272]

As a kid I can confirm

[@jasper5707]

Ok but on the shivering child one I had the EXACT same thought process 💀

[@minisnakali]

That giraffe just taking the kid along scared me, I half expected the parents not to make it but they were fast to get his feet 🤣

[@spencerstrickland5266]

3:21 What the hell are you talkin about, Kwite? When asked if he was takin a shit he didn't say 'No' he clearly said the opposite. He said 'Yeah'

[@skullsworld3723]

I remember getting hypothermia in Spain once, during the hottest time of the year and also during a heatwave. The pool I jumped into didn't heat up enough by noon and I woke up for my parents to tell me I was asleep for almost a day and a half 😅

[@krzysztoftarnowka8747]

"How do you let it get THIS far along?" I ask myself that every day

[@funnyman4311]

I can tell Kwite's expression by his eyebrows. I feel as though that's a superpower in itself.

[@KaroxNightshade]

7:36 Help but did he just use a racial slur against his family, which doesn't even fall under the race it's a slur against?

[@spider_sheep]

Sounds like he said it if he did where did he learn it from........

[@betsy3096]

that ending statement about him wanting to be a father is a call to action for someone to make him that and no one can convince me otherwise

[@catsplat1272]

👀😳

[@blaisecore]

7:50 my cousin is so spoiled that whenever we give my other cousin (her brother) birthday gifts, we have to buy an extra gift to give to her, because she throws tantrums if she also doesn’t get a gift on her brothers birthday

[@cadensmith3032]

Enablement

[@Nakia11798]

I know some kids like that, knew some like it as a kid too. I hated them. I mean, I also did that SOMETIMES, but it was more of me believing the world was against me because I never won games of chance.

[@e.w.3711]

This story now need a subway surfers clip

[@joshuapereira833]

2:50 "those we're fing noodles"- kwite

[@TasticLeo]

Kwite's really the kind of guy to compliment someone's technique when they flip him off.

[@SneakyMeeky]

Kwite, you are somehow able to be ever happy to be judging absolute mess, yet can project so much salt into your words. *You are amazing.*

[@kamelo2219]

4:12 Italian birds be like:

[@FoxFireNaruto]

4:50 Got an Obvious Plant snuck in there! 🤣

[@hello.hello_]

1:55 a karen in training

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

0:31 ..You've earned my respect Kwite. You've earned it. 5:51 Honestly same 7:31 Gets funnier every time.

[@wilsonstreet2714]

9:53 how does that child have a full head of hair.

[@Gweem13]

With the video of the toddler submerging all the valuables in water, Id honestly be more mad if its fake because that means there's one more goon out there that throws money down the drain for 2 seconds of fame. I know i shouldn't be surprised at this point but its getting a bit ridiculous

[@dogewithgun7739]

This why I'm not having kids 0:03

[@MouseeeTrappp]

I'm not a kid anymore but I can relate to all of these vids

[@originalstarwalker21]

Nubert

[@theorangesheep2203]

8:52 ewwwwww a wholesome video, get it off me!

[@anoldflame5595]

This parasocial stuff is sad. I just realized how bad it is. A normal person would just watch in silence and occasionally laugh. But I'm over here talking and saying what I think as if you can hear me speaking. I must touch the green😔

[@SpiderVA3113]

I was laughing at the first clip with the money baby, then jumped out of my damn bed exclaiming: "YO HE'S GOT A PLANT A N D RIDLEY AMIIBO THATS SICK ASF"

[@minetieplays2092]

2:59 this is why i hate the tiktok text-to-speech voice. it just radiates extreme smugness and I fucking hate it

[@Sp3ctralI]

Embodies every person who spams the 😩💄💅✨ emojis

[@pilot3368]

5:44 "good soldiers follow orders"

[@2manys337]

It makes me sad that I used to be like this, a child

[@holidayin7962]

No it’s a normal part of development. Nobody is born perfect!

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@holidayin7962I was.

[@aiilyyn1401]

3:44 THE WAY HE JUST DROPPED HER THO LMAO. 😭

[@buttons9751]

The "what are you most scared of?" bit is an obvious plant. lol

[@LunaCecropia]

kwite and bird food are my ways of ignoring my stress, my computer exploded and i fear iæ'm gonna have a kwite overdose soon

[@Balou_560]

5:10 I was so thrown off by that music because I could recognize it but didn't know it was from, but I just remembered it's from one of the old pokemon mystery dungeon themes and felt to need to share this unnecessary information

[@Sp3ctralI]

It’s necessary to me, even 7 months later, I can now find this song

[@Balou_560]

@@Sp3ctralI lol well I'm glad I at least helped someone

[@The_Wosh]

No kids getting hurt?! How am I supposed to laugh at this?

[@Etheletter300]

2:37 LMAO this part is so funny HAHAHA

[@user-cp3le5li1t]

Damn, this video made me remember my own childhood and after remembering everything that I haven't forgotten yet, I've come to a conclusion of what a little demon I was back then. When I was around 4-5 yo, in kindergarten, I used to ruthlessly beat up other kids for inconveniencing me in the slightest way. And now I became a total coward who fears of the slightest misunderstanding in confrontations, I became a socially anxious critter. Younger me would definitely be disappointed in current me.

[@spectre235]

well shadow is the ultimate life form

[@musingsofmessa]

As a former baby, I can tell you that wholeheartedly I can still be stupid sometimes. But watching kids be dumb or wholesome is funny.

[@dylanrashid4691]

3:03 "What do you think about California?" "California?" "Do you like it?" "Yea?" "Do you like it?" "IIIHHH" "You takin a shit?" "YEAA!!!"

[@romr1069]

one time my mom looks away for 10 seconds to do something and then when she turned back around and I was throws eggs on the floor and eating them. I was a baby when this happend

[@Nakia11798]

Yeah, of course they're dumb, they don't gestate nearly as long as they should. Also, that kid just dropping his sister on the couch as if she's not fragile.

[@ewelinanajgebauer8862]

The kid with the money literally looks like a middle aged dude- Also "You taking a shit?" "yes-"

[@BLUPotatoSpy]

The kid with the money is literally something that Mr krabs did in an episode when he turned into a baby

[@kitb4sh]

I'm glad I was never a kid.

[@_reb0og]

“theres nothing like watching a child get scared of their own shadow, the hedgehog” THAT GOT ME- 💀

[@holidayin7962]

STOP LEAVING TODDLERS ALONE THEY CAN LITERALLY DIE IN A PUDDLE OF WATER!

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

This is the first time in a long time that I laughed, until I got that pain in my ribs. Thank you.

[@e.w.3711]

9:56 Holy cow it's my 1st time Listening to this clip without Any sound effects

[@Coolturtledudehellyeah]

“Get the bug” the child: good soldiers follow orders

[@oriiiiii]

I'm jealous of kids dumb but still have time to learn i'm just dumb

[@Mossymoss69]

Watching Kwite videos at x2 speed at three A.M. is a trip and a half