pranked by a fan

edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

[@ari1758]

I love how Danny is still silently, passive aggressively boycotting la croix until he gets a sponsor

[@ari1758]

@Quark oh really? Well, The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@jdotsyro]

@Quark bot

[@jdotsyro]

@Atom bot

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@hange6775]

:(

[@holly9454]

Danny being upset at his community's lack of critical thinking skills is hysterical

[@xanderjohnson8629]

He's just disappointed

[@andymiller1597]

Reading his Twitch chat was one of the most depressing things I've seen man, one of the mods is one of the people with critical thinking deficiency and is incredibly ban happy

[@inesoliveira4882]

@@andymiller1597 wait what happened exactly?

[@ButterScootch]

@@andymiller1597 EAT

[@masihiun6008]

@@xanderjohnson8629 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

The irony that Danny couldn't fool people into thinking he was someone else, but someone else could fool everyone into thinking he's Danny is hilarious.

[@Amongus420]

Ok k

[@nosferattusx2]

Everybody is Danny. It's simple.

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

Tbf, we kinda expect it from Danny now

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

He did fool a few people.

[@lemolea9571]

I mean it's not hard considering danny gets sent people who look like him every single day

[@LEO.THE.SECOND]

The “Dany Room” thing is so fucking funny.

[@jimmyjohnjoe3700]

lmao and the fact only Danny deciphered it

[@gingergamer3270]

I thought the binary was going to be a rick roll

[@behindthemic6238]

"Can we get a little more critical thinking in the subreddit please" has to be the best line from a KZbinr reddit review, love that

[@kirastump2989]

hehehe I got the 420th like

[@spacadet.]

honestly i feel a little bit embarrased like maybe we actually do need more brainpower in the subreddit

[@williamkline6450]

God I’m so glad he said that cuz that’s exactly what I wanted him to say.

[@SaintShion]

@@spacadet. idk this made me laugh. Its like your saying "guys I think we might be dumb..."

[@MsCupcakeloveer]

@@spacadet. Right? I can sense the dread on Danny's face as he digs through the subreddit to maybe just maybe find something worth praising.

[@xfusee]

Poor Danny. He's like a teacher who is frustrated that his students aren't applying themselves.

[@virtuousthing9070]

can we get more critical thinking in the chat😎

[@herrforesight7444]

@Quark Yes, I went into a Church one time and saw that they were racing children for cash in the back. As in grown adults jumped on top of the children and whipped them and made them run forward. And then when I reported them to the police A police man shot me in both my legs and now I have to use a wheelchair. I also let my child play Pokémon and now he’s drawing demonic symbols all over the walls, it’s all because of the Church. I’m joking if you couldn’t tell.

[@KandiBabyy]

😂😂😂

[@spacadet.]

this is EXACTLY the analogy i was thinking of bruh i feel some kind of actual duty now

[@SaintShion]

Hey class, can we use our brains? Thanks

[@laudclaud]

Danny, it's not the "doozy" that he's imitating, it's the way how Kurtis repeats what he just said (and the way he says it) 😂

[@probablyhuman9947]

Smh can’t we get some critical thinking in the YT videos 😔

[@sufficientcraze1442]

I do think it’s interesting because doozy is a Jacob sharpe thing

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@sufficientcraze1442 they knew each other in college and are best friends I figure he picked it up from him in college bro it's not deep.

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@atomdecay no I really don't think so. They literally went to college together. I genuinely think he just picked it up by habit.

[@NylaTheWolf]

I feel like doozy is a Kurtis thing to say

[@wetdog8748]

I think it’s so funny that Danny could choose any type of persona to have with his audience and yet chooses to be like this chill ass tyrant villain of a man

[@xoxomishka]

he treats us like he treats kurtis in the baddie smp

[@hailee4517]

that dude saying "Mon-eee" was just so spot on I can't even. And the hand clap for Kurtis lmao

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@amberleshae2948]

These bots lmfao

[@hailee4517]

@@amberleshae2948 I know Lmao it gets so ridiculous

[@beems9617]

@Quark i have warm feet

[@cockroachteeth]

The boys are absolutely destroying the comment section

[@abbathahoe]

danny saying only he deserves the awards is like in the jeremy renner app when only jeremy could get stars

[@jojoshua6430]

IMM CRYING💀💀

[@_notaveggie_4922]

I love this

[@RAAAUGHGUAGHAHA]

MY BRAIN IMMEDIATELY JUMPED TO THAT TOO

[@moonmoon11111]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@oona7099]

That’s what I thought and the jeremy renner video was the first recommended after this

[@hannahbaker5780]

danny's sarcasm towards being annoyed at people is getting scarily realistic

[@Emmysn0w]

After watching him on deans podcast I think that may be just who he is

[@Crow.Theodore]

Why does Danny commenting on fanart make him sound like a king judging a jester performing for him

[@PascalleLepas]

For April fools you gotta make your office look just like Drew's, but never acknowledge it.

[@Geordje]

@Quark wtf dude im not even religious but this is just an ass thing to comment

[@casperg.8603]

@@Geordje yea like why tf are they shitting on religion chill

[@TiTaSaX]

They should swap places for the day haha

[@immortalsun]

He should literally just record a video in Drew’s room and not mention it, whilst Drew does the same.

[@sirbuckymcducky4304]

Mmmmm, corner of the room shot, a dope pass couch, and hey guy sign… Thats doable…

[@maryanderson8420]

I love how jealous and controlling Danny gets about his subreddit 😂 Like a little kid "this is my house and my trampoline so I win every game" type attitude and I love it.

[@serene3175]

@Quark okay but is there evidence against all religions? lmao

[@crab5482]

@Quark okay

[@Vincisomething]

@Quark maybe focus on other things lol.

[@belle4774]

@Quark Dude I'm literally an atheist and even to me this is too much. Nobody asked about your views on religion or how you think it's fake. Right here, you're being just as bad as people who force their religion on others.

[@sodapop1229]

@Quark wtf man. Calm down

[@ahnifollett]

I love how self contained Danny's fanbase is. So many subtle references that everyone jokes about in the subreddit and comment section. Feels like you could easily meet a wild Greg on the street and say some shit like "Guys my bones are getting squishy" and they'd get it.

[@julesjoy6499]

Danny dealing with people correcting his language like an adult and a absolute champion.

[@triggrhappi]

Written like someone who gets their language corrected regularly.. 🤣 - Let me explain why that's funny. I wrote what is called a double entendre which means the one sentence has a double meaning. The 2 meanings are: (a) The comment was physically *written LIKE someone* who gets corrected often because the word order is wrong. It sounds like "The People" were "Correcting His Language Like An Adult". Then almost immediately after correctly saying "AN Adult" it say "A Absolute" (Still confused about it..) (b) It can also mean the person who wrote the comment is speaking from experience (similar to the phrase, "spoken like a true king" when the person who spoke isn't a king) because that's the moment that stood out for them in this video. But hey, look at the bright side.. This is a grammar issue so no language corrections to deal with here 😏👍

[@TunnelGirl]

my favorite part is when he confidently read "future" as "furniture" and made the sentence even more chaotic than it is on its own. amazing work danny. keep it up

[@dani-tofu]

Lol thank you For pointing this out I felt like I was the only one who noticed

[@dylanerenfryd5174]

Agreed

[@marybell2897]

Time stamp?

[@TunnelGirl]

@@marybell2897 10:02

[@masihiun6008]

@@dani-tofu kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@genn0820]

Him seeing the impressionist only laugh as Cody Ko and then saying “yeah I don’t need to see anymore that’s basically him” is so fucking funny to me 😂

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

@Quarkare you good?

[@the_bruh4321]

That was the point

[@dearbangtan9668]

@Quark everything okay at home?

[@music9521]

@Quark shoutout to @Quark for emphatically promoting genocide

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@Quark oh my

[@quantumblitz]

17:23 already know this is going to be taken out of context

[@pompomspinkles]

They did hehe!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnTbeqCXi7Gcjrs

[@lolaak3677]

it was

[@KP_Gem]

I was in the middle of chanting "NAME THE GECKO GREGO" and it got interrupted by an ad 😭😭😭

[@graciespikesvolleyball3579]

Let’s be real Danny grey hair makes him 1000x more wise

[@serenityfreeman5906]

It's kind of rude to comment on this, there's a possibility he could be insecure about it

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quarkokay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@jdotsyro]

@ТоммуIппit 🅥 bot

[@jdotsyro]

@four💋💘 bot

[@the_opossum_guy]

@@serenityfreeman5906 nah he don't mind he addressed it in a different video.

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

Danny actually is really observant for noticing the binary code! to me it's the little things like that make me feel like Danny really cares about his fans to look that closely at the stuff they create for him, some KZbinrs don't really do that

[@rubyrider7902]

it's nice b/c it encourages people to keep creating elaborate silly stuff for the community, which is a cool & fun thing to be a part of

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

@@rubyrider7902 yeah absolutely! :D

[@riley2243]

wdym he only cares about the mon-eeeee he hates us

[@peneficial1643]

@Quark ?

[@argentechgames]

4 bots in a row what a 'suprise'

[@ivyjanes4493]

Hi Danny, I know that this is a super random video to comment on like eight months after you posted it and I’m sure this will be lost in the sea of other comments but I just want to say how much you and your content means to me. For the last (almost) five years your videos have sometimes been the only thing that can help me calm down during bad periods of anxiety and are overall something I can always count on to help me self regulate. I’ve watched probably every video between now and 2018 at least ten times over the years, I know maybe that’s overkill but it really is so comforting and always makes me laugh. I’ve never really made an effort to interact in the comments or on any social media before but today I’m just really compelled to let you know how much I appreciate everything you’ve done for me without even knowing it. I hope you realize all of the good you’re putting in the world, and I know this is an insane thing to say to someone I haven’t and likely will never meet, but you have absolutely impacted my life for the better and I will be forever grateful for this.

[@haniyaa5117]

❤❤❤

[@deedrad930]

18:08 I just imagine some guy was sitting at a computer over 18,000 years ago watching Danny's videos for all of time.

[@emilyfisher7060]

I’m still waiting for Danny’s grey hairs to actually look like grey hair and not just some sick highlights 😂😂

[@LuShanna]

Not me thinking they've been highlights this whole time 🤣

[@lpsquestie3495]

The bots have taken over your comment dude.

[@ahhguts]

these replies…. but yeah his hair is so cool tbh

[@jamesdaniels8297]

Okay, chill.

[@emilyfisher7060]

@flower spice°̧٭ I don’t know but I’m a little scared.

[@dr.potato9719]

Danny: “EVERYONE CHANT NAME THE GECKO GREGO AT HOME, CHANT WITH ME” Also Danny: “we are not a cult”

[@remmilayne6153]

@biyao kiti You copy pasted a top comment. Lol ...lame.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

No

[@unicorn69]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who did…

[@hackshackers3513]

@@unicorn69 dw you're not

[@onestevewaffles]

@@unicorn69nope I changed it with him too! Greg army for life

[@zifebort8245]

1:28 It's kurtis's thing, you wouldn't understand

[@mmmchestnut4085]

I feel like Danny doesn’t understand the impersonation guy’s jokes. It’s not that Kurtis Conner would directly say “doozie” because he’s said it before, it’s that doozie is along the lines of the words he does say, and the way that the impersonator said it hit exactly on the head. Then for the Danny money joke, it’s not that Danny literally cares about the money, it’s that that was a joke Danny would definitely make or maybe has already made.

[@nellielonergan5588]

kurtis says doozie all the time!

[@xoxogossipgreen]

I love Danny not being afraid to call out his own community when they go too far or cross boundaries. Really cool of him to keep accountable for his fan bases actions and not pretend its out of his control or that it has nothing to do with him

[@artemismother]

when

[@edwardstollenwerk7623]

what did he say? ive heard about this but im not sure what he said that was offensive lol

[@artemismother]

@@edwardstollenwerk7623 he sad femboy

[@artemismother]

@@Bo-dw3eh yes

[@jannines3996]

@@Bo-dw3eh uh no from what i heard it’s an offensive term towards transfemme people, although i do remember like in 2020/2021 people calling men who were feminine “fem boys” before they were called out for using a derogatory term edit to the two people who responded lol, idk if it’s an offensive term but this being text you probably can’t sense my unsureness with this, i’ve never seen it be used derogatory either but if people are saying that it has been used as an offensive term towards trans women then i believe them. i also thought it was a short way to refer to feminine boys although i personally would not call myself that

[@toldiner]

"dogshit, fucked up shit, peeing in a bottle" is the funniest shit to me. i don't think ill ever laugh this hard again

[@antischmid22]

It's got such a rhythmic cadence to it, I love it

[@syrazie]

right omfg i laughed so hard

[@emma10602]

Danny was dropping straight BARS

[@masihiun6008]

@@antischmid22 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@stu_pot1631]

Right omg😭😭😭

[@ariadams8076]

When he was talking about the whole Juilliard thing he seemed so disappointed in everyone like an elementary school teacher when the kids are noisy in the hallways. I didn’t even do anything but for some reason I feel so bad :(

[@lillia3995]

1:39 reminds me more of nickisnotgreen

[@thellama1790]

That’s what I was gonna say

[@mcgrewism]

Having Danny refer to me as a "scoundrel" is a lifegoal I didn't realize I had until this video.

[@kit6561]

a little scoundrel in the comments!!!!!!!!

[@chudsterbudster2549]

"youre ugly and evil and you dont look anything like me!!"

[@citrusune]

scoundrel check 🫦🫦🫦🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎

[@kingkit4856]

yo scoundrel check!!!

[@azulaazula5901]

“I wish I was a real boy” ya guys when can Danny leave to be on his own? He’s got the whole world to see

[@princerufioh]

*worldussy

[@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks]

FaTheR, wHeN CaN I LeAvE tO bE oN mY oWuunN I’ve GoT thE wHoLe WoRlD uSuY

[@vincentvitug190]

Its wordussy get it right omg ugh grr 😡😡😡

[@yasminariana2001]

*worldussy

[@padmeamidala4.20]

LMAO

[@zoejmar]

I love how when the person said it looked like rats Danny was like “awww the creator is sad. they’re supposed to be bears.” and then immediately turned around and was like “they don’t look like either. i dont know what the f that looks like but it doesn’t look good.”

[@awesomesauce.-.]

okay i can’t be the only one thinking this but danny is so astonishingly attractive. there. i said it. danny is cute.

[@leann4265]

The impressionist dude was dead on for everybody.. I’m sorry Danny but they were all accurate af💀

[@The_Sunny_One]

Even the doozy thing for Kurtis. He always says a word like that maybe not the same word every time it hit the nail on the head for me

[@atlasintokyo1752]

not rly lol

[@SuperAmericanism]

Agreed, although I'm sure it's odd to see someone do an impression of you.

[@apple-tangerine]

it was a little bit off in my opinion; like i can see it but it's not quite there haha

[@peps1943]

Moneyyy

[@kiwi4661]

danny just kind of momentarily noticing that fanfic post and then silently skipping over it is gold

[@katinakeks]

@Quark what

[@F1-Nn]

Marcelle x danny 😛😝😛😔🤪😔🤪😝😛

[@xenopyxis]

when did that happen?

[@kittystetson6737]

@Quark bro.

[@gee266]

starts at 15:22 for those wondering lol

[@gabijapupiute2589]

Did he just say pog im litrreally screaming cackling( 6:37)

[@evenroseshavethorns]

7:41 The way Danny says “Poor DonkeyMangu” just does something for me 😂

[@blythekaitlyn4641]

danny gave us the “if you act bad, it makes the whole family look bad.” dad talk

[@mollie9597]

And I felt way more convicted than when my actual dad gives me the talk

[@The_Sunny_One]

The “what happens in my house stays in my house” talk

[@kevindominguezlopez150]

Now that's a youtuber. Mad respect for telling viewers and fans their place and making them understand their actions do have repercussion and that a video is just a video and nothing further than that needs to be said or done.

[@CoolDudeProtogen]

Wonder who failed to do that

[@breezysundays4928]

@@CoolDudeProtogen who?

[@CoolDudeProtogen]

@@breezysundays4928 I forget-

[@leprechaunlake]

what

[@gloeinge9568]

@@CoolDudeProtogen LMAO

[@brinacartagenova6533]

kurtis says doozy

[@AmaZaneChannel]

That whole *binary code* observation was pretty cool lol. Didn’t you do computer science in College? 💻🤓

[@asmrgab]

i think he said at one point that he was in comp sci!!

[@grace1277]

Yep! Como sci from Georgia tech!

[@Artemis-to8fk]

dany room

[@stellifyingd9266]

@@Artemis-to8fk ) H ml

[@stellifyingd9266]

@@Artemis-to8fk I’m S o s Rory Is cf

[@Ellie-st3wi]

Alternate Title: Danny passive aggressively comes at his fans for 19 minutes and 43 seconds straight idk if the comments arguing abt this video were about me, but my comment was a joke and I just thought it was funny how he had a fued going with the fans

[@elizabethmccoy2749]

Yes but I love it

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

But he really comes at his fans hard at 18:04

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

Kums

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Honestly. This might be the only video of his that I actually dislike 😬

[@ima_potatop5661]

isn't the video 18:48 seconds long... or is this some inside joke? am i stupid?

[@TheLuxkywalker]

Guy: HA HA HA Danny: Yeah, that's a really good Cody Ko impression

[@remyrot77]

this is hands down the funniest reddit video he's ever made. i'm making a list of highlights - Dany Room - "in the -future- furniture" - "he dances like ellen" "that's fucked up >:(" - "no they are bears :(" - NAME THE GECKO GREGGO OR THROW THE GECKO AWAY - "why did i point at myself when i said balls??" - "dogshit, fucked up shit, peeing in a bottle"

[@terzos.boyfriend]

oh my god i was looking for someone that mentioned him saying furniture instead of future

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

This video feels like I’m watching the beginning of Danny’s villain arc in which having his own subreddit causes the fame and power to go to his head and turns him into a sparkling water-drinking tyrant.

[@yohomie4098]

I THOUGHT THIS SAID HE WAS GOING TO TURN HIM INTO A SPARKLING WATER FIRE HYDRANT

[@pastelsunset]

His Kurtis impression seemed more like Nick, especially with the "doozy."

[@virtuousthing9070]

or maybe jacob andrew sharpe😂

[@elusivemayfly7534]

@@virtuousthing9070 Yes! It sounded like him to me, too. Like maybe we’d be offered some nuggets

[@tinygardens]

@Quark your comments seem like a religious psyop intended to make people find atheists annoying

[@thesleepydot]

but i feel like “doozy” is a word that kurtis would definitely say. i had like deja vu while watching y’know

[@thesleepydot]

@Quark atheist have also fucked up society. religious people are not special on that front, and definitely not the sole cause. instead of spamming your stupid hateful non-sense, why don’t you try to fight real problems like systematic oppression, corruption and environmental destruction? they’re the problems that are literally killing our planet and people at an increasingly alarming rate

[@Mally_katloin]

is nobody going to talk about the danny cheese? 18:35

[@nini3800]

why did the “no they are bears :(“ make me so sad😭😭😭💔💔

[@goobypoo7815]

"Can we get a little more critical thinking in the subreddit, please?" Danny, "reddit" and "critical thinking" in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

[@hammywoods]

I beg to differ, reddits where all the nerds gather, twitter on the other hand 😭

[@goobypoo7815]

@@hammywoods not the subreddits I'm on lol

[@nuclearbomb9483]

@@hammywoods reddit is dumb people acting smart, twitter is dumb people acting dumb

[@hammywoods]

@@nuclearbomb9483 I have never seen it described better than this. 100% right

[@Sparrowling]

@@nuclearbomb9483 100%

[@overgrownghost]

Danny was just so aggressive in this video, I was laughing SO much but seriously this video was a gold mine of comedy, I suppose he is in fact a comedian 😭😭💀

[@masihiun6008]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@josiegroves172]

14:34 is the best bit here but this was a great video Danny

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

“Can we get critical thinking on reddit” is an oxymoron

[@its_kitti3900]

i think danny should put his face on the lamp, but everythings blacked out, so when the light turns on only his eyes and mouth glow.

[@poppyenthusiast]

this is an underrated comment

[@maincharacter7241]

make this happen!

[@ashp589]

10:00 Danny pronouncing future as furniture is hilarious. (i didn’t realize the timestamp changed so i fixed it)

[@sourdough6653]

I laughed so hard when he didn’t even notice anything wrong with what he said

[@alexparkinson8238]

@@sourdough6653 I didn’t notice either until I read this comment💀

[@erm492]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@anunoriginaljoke5870]

Your timestamp is wrong.

[@shanedog5059]

@@anunoriginaljoke5870 that's because Danny cut a clip on the video so its shorter now

[@rajatchandy8979]

12:15 is my edit of the la croix can

[@lildarqllama9830]

ⁿⁱᶜᵉ!

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@lildarqllama9830 why did you write fhat like that

[@lildarqllama9830]

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa I felt like it

[@supersungal2]

Next episode of the subreddit he's gonna sit all of us down on a backwards chair and take away our nintendo for lack of critical thinking skills

[@phosphenevision]

Can’t believe even after Danny had a private water tasting lesson he said the water tasted like nothing 😒 that’s no way to be a water influencer

[@xanderguyer7512]

"Doozy" is absolutely a Jacob Sharpe thing, and he's friends with Kurtis, so kind of close? But the delivery of "doozy" was like nickisnotgreen. I need to go outside more.

[@izzybaldwin1136]

when he said doozy i immediately thought of nick too, the way he said it was pure nick

[@B0ganP0tat0]

0:02 Who’s having a good day then decides that, to cheer themselves up more, goes to DANNY’S SUBREDDIT?

[@Beerkittenz]

I am on a break at work in my car and I legitimately was chanting named the gecko grego out loud. Thanks Danny, if my coworkers think I’m insane I’ll let you know.

[@melaniesquirrell2699]

Danny is the only person in the world able to decipher the binary code as well as read future as furniture

[@karmasauce2323]

I mocked Donald Trump mercilessly for having read the word future as furniture. But when Danny does it I'm ok with it. So now I'm a hypocrite. Thanks, Danny.

[@haileeeeee9999]

“in the furniture i could make my own things” - Danny Gonzalez 2022

[@mercy3165]

i didn’t see any other comments talking abt this i thought i was going crazy

[@masihiun6008]

@@mercy3165 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@parkerellis746]

17:03 is what you’re looking for.

[@SIPLAR.SIPLAR.SIPLAR.]

💀💀💀

[@elijahrock3914]

15:00 leggo my greggo

[@lola_3760]

"I read to my flock"

[@matthewbaetkey9428]

“Can we get some critical thinking skills in the subreddit” 😂😂

[@m.k17]

Danny never lost his sense of humor and i love that

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@joyowen5121]

What....the...fuck?

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@astrocloudy]

6:13 I think you mean SEVERELY disturbed

[@nomusicaltalent1675]

name the gecko grecko

[@lizzierose0033]

Didn't realise until that guy did the drew intro that he could've said any words in any order as long as he had that tone

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@the_opossum_guy it says "before the cavemen were around" dingus. There are a few untrue statements in that song but that's not one of them

[@the_opossum_guy]

@@erikapavedtheway aw shit I've already mass pasted this comment

[@dearoldmold]

@Quark You seem absolutely insufferable, oh my god.

[@KISSDUNGEON]

@Quark No bitches? 🥺

[@eebeebee_inc]

“Every single surface has been defiled with my likeness” is going to stick with me for a long time

[@Canyoufeelthesunshine]

17:40 THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@Flame_Of_Youtube]

WHY IS IT FUNNY AHHHH 😂

[@episme123]

2:04 the guy doing the impression never said Greg

[@noahalderfer5123]

thanks for watching the impressions, Danny! I’m pretty sure Kurtis has never said doozy, but it felt right somehow lol

[@mintydraws3962]

I think that guy got confused because Jacob sharpe says it’s a lot

[@williamhenderson5549]

I think it works, because Kurtis will get stuck on a random word and repeat it

[@sanne1261]

Nah I’m pretty sure I’ve heard him say it at least once

[@thesleepydot]

you did a great job! and I agree, as a fan of kurtis, “doozy” _did_ feel right somehow

[@hierismail]

I have not seen the whole video, sorry. When you said "doozy" I thought 'wait, isn't that more of a nickisnotgreen-thing? Did Kurtis copy this from Nick?' (as in a friendly 'I think my friends are funny' way). The way you said mon-knee was SOOOO PERFECT btw!

[@nickisnotgreen]

this guy is a phony! go back to the stuff you used to do!! we loved that stuff

[@kyliek9114]

he’s really changed…

[@pyr0clastic601]

The ai’s fallen off fr

[@Emnms68]

He’s not even drinking La Croix anymore. Smh my head.

[@maddysfn4912]

@@Emnms68 smh my head smh

[@Terracylle]

@@maddysfn4912 smh my smh my head

[@dannah286]

7:00 speaking of... he should do a video on the new Pinocchio movie trailer

[@walker7427]

I remember 18 thousand years ago I was like “bro I wish I could watch a good KZbinr that isn’t pickle the cave man” and then I came across Danny

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Danny: notices the binary code Also Danny: reads Future as furniture

[@williamferguson8543]

LOL

[@justaj8865]

okay but the binary code thing was super cool, props to that guy

[@zephyrinx]

thanks!! :D

[@Cosmosis]

Name the gecko greggo!

[@3zther44]

Danny is slowly turning into Jack Frost and I’m here for it

[@lucki_8052]

Let me be the non bot comment for you

[@a99748]

@@lucki_8052 same, heres one more non bot comment

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Just a reminder that there are real people in this comment section.

[@huntern4454]

@@RaphaelBas1995 only sometimes

[@arihanak1958]

Wait..is his hair seriously turning grey? I've been thinking that it was just because of the lighting or that he might've gotten some work done on his hair 😅

[@lukechan3977]

the compressed danny thumbnails always make me happy

[@hange6775]

Ssniperwolf could never

[@the_opossum_guy]

@Quark okay but don't let that distract you from the fact that the dinosaur song in bubble guppies is WRONG. It says 'a long long time ago, when the cavemen were around, there were giant dinosaurs everywhere and their footsteps shook the ground.'. However, dinosaurs actually came way before the first cavemen! Also, not all dinosaurs were giant! Misinformation!!!

[@whoswallowing]

theyre the best

[@Bellasaurus]

that room redesign looks like a roblox game where someone spammed decals on every tangible surface

[@tsarinaballerina4]

it’s been a year and “one billion eilish” still gets me

[@jordana6702]

petition for danny to look into gregs eyes and not slightly to his right

[@nicothenecromancer]

This sounds so horrifying

[@jordana6702]

@@nicothenecromancer 👁👁

[@erin1644]

@Quark yikes

[@nicothenecromancer]

@@jordana6702 👀

[@luna-yf4tl]

@Quark found the Reddit atheist

[@Samuraisaac]

Whoever made that custom room must have been so excited for Danny to see the binary

[@fugitive_]

11:51 Danny Gonzalez the Ellen of youtube

[@shrekharvey3846]

I can never see Danny dancing as anything but ellen dancing now

[@trinket_lover]

I love how Danny is forever bullying Kurtis, the magic thing telling Kurtis to get out of his stream and calling him annoying

[@pikaxuls]

7:05 I legit was expecting him to go " but FaTheRR!! when can I leave to be on my OWWWN" there lmao

[@niagriggs2845]

LMFAO I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

[@orionthecommie5854]

LOL same

[@weenusfranklin2752]

@Quark You must be a Capricorn, joking haha I’m not religious either. A lil harsh there tho man.

[@dellaja]

HES MADE OUT OF HIGH QUALITY MATERIALLLLL

[@GalaxyPolar]

@@weenusfranklin2752 its just a spam troll who's just boting that comment over and over in ppls reply sections to get religious people mad, like how @Really & @Filsi over there is boting too.

[@goofiestgoobster]

danny’s third channel: 5 second videos with the name ‘sparkleng watur revuz’

[@chronicallymel3510]

Kurtis Connor TOTALLY says Doozy 🤣

[@yejiluvrr]

I think I’ve heard him say it

[@chronicallymel3510]

@@yejiluvrr as so as the imitator said it I could hear Kurtis say it in my head haha

[@DaniBee76]

Great vid as always Danny! I appreciate the firm stance on your videos being a complete package and not to go out and bother others when you make videos about them. I think its good to keep your audience aware of your expectations of them. There's been so many creators that forget that they have enough influence to affect people you never even considered before. Thanks for being you :)

[@valaya.3]

Agreed! It is such a good point to make and good reminder! Danny is so wholesome guy!!

[@rkusuma6852]

Russia has started invading Ukraine

[@cosmosisrose]

@@rkusuma6852 pretty sure basically everybody here knows that already

[@rkusuma6852]

@@cosmosisrosewhat if it was their last comment before they died?

[@masihiun6008]

@@valaya.3 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaWmniYeZl5bNE

[@luvchoerry]

now that danny mentions animal crossing, i'd love to see him play some animal crossing on his gaming channel

[@morgancarr129]

@Quark bro?

[@tasfiaahmed8907]

there’s no way his hair always look this perfect. i wanna see how his hair looks like when he wakes up

[@thomasdls7247]

In noticed that at 7:07, when Danny Gonzales says that he is a puppet made of wood, his nose gets longer in response, like that of #Pinocchio, indicating that the thing he just said was a lie. But that's a paradox, following the laws of puppets made of wood as #Pinocchio. What are we supposed to believe now???

[@endofmyknowledge1812]

omg

[@ariannathompson5466]

Love that Danny’s “femboy posture” literally just looked like the ideal 1890s ladies silhouette

[@coledeko]

?? when does he say that

[@dimitdown4358]

@@coledeko he did say it but he was unaware it was a derogatory term so he made a statement and took that part out of the video

[@parkerknight8738]

@@dimitdown4358 derogatory to some people.

[@daemondoodles]

@@parkerknight8738 yeah that's what you call derogatory actually

[@sickasfrik]

I've heard Kurtis say Doozie a several times!