Which Energy Drink is Number One? | Bless Your Rank

[@doberski6855]

The producers wish to report that Matt is recovering from this recording session. However wish to note, Matt stopped by a local Chess Club and played games against ten different players at a time for the next 20 hours. Matt won or stalemated all of the those games, and prior to hitting the club, had never played chess before! We at It's a Southern Thing are expecting Matt to wake up any time now...we hope. 🤣

[@paulchandler2061]

LOL

[@miscme6046]

Hahaha

[@TJ_Loves2fish]

While also playing a game of volleyball against himself and rebuilding a carberator.

[@doberski6855]

@@TJ_Loves2fish Nearly had an accident, the image of Matt running a volleyball court! 🤣

[@patriciawhitfield4013]

😂😂

[@Deathcoreqt]

Matt's sense of humor and the editing are a beautiful dance of chaos and hilarity!😂

[@Vic_Coco]

Since Matt is talking about orange drinks, he should now rank orange drinks

[@stareyedvixen781]

The ornage monster is really good too

[@craigbrown1760]

Yes. And he has to go the extra mile and find some Nehi.

[@Sega79]

Bang has a drink called citrus twist. He should use that.

[@matthewfrost4742]

reign dream sickle is so good

[@tommymac031107]

Orange slice was the best. Sadly it was discontinued

[@elijahjohnson3125]

“I’m lettin the walker county show” killed me 🤣🤣

[@smokedogg19821]

Gonna let the meth addicted pill popping side out all over this trailer park

[@kenstrampe7609]

You should of poured them out in clear glasses to see the cool toxic waste colors. 😂😂😂

[@maryfrancesbautista7234]

I should have read the comments before commenting myself lol

[@agerven]

Yes, and then lights down to do a glow in the dark ranking on them.

[@HoosierTactical]

Bang has no coloring

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Thank you for this comment. You reminded me of a friend I miss. I drank Rockstar lemonade flavor and Monster citrus in high school almost every day to supplement my neurostimulant meds (I have Narcolepsy) to stay awake through my classes, and my friend always asked me if I had "toxic waste piss." He passed away in a car accident shortly after we graduated. it's been 10 years. so as weird as it is, thanks for reminding me of him today. that made me smile.

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Or mixed them all together

[@WreckINCrewAce]

Watching Matt slowly spazz out was absolutely hilarious!

[@sabrinanelsen8660]

Y’all need to stop giving Matt caffeine, lol.

[@nicoleabed2480]

Next episode is Matt tasting kcup coffees 😂

[@Megz1794]

He’s a lost cause he said though lol

[@bryanmcgoon1915]

I disagree, this was hilarious

[@davidhunt8456]

My nephew has that tattoo of the monster logo

[@draikairion]

A moment of silence for this beautiful use of "y'all".

[@annodomino3935]

It’s funny he talks about pregnant women in the video. I was aware of Bless your Ranks before right now, but I’m currently in my 1st trimester with loads of nausea and major food aversions to Everything and so I’ve been binge watching these videos, enjoying watching Matt eat all of the things I currently cannot. It’s a vicarious experience for me, a spiritual experience really. And I will always look back on this time and fondly remember that Matt Mitchell is how I made it through.

[@Destroyanad]

Hope you and your family are doing well!

[@kronostime8146]

There's a squirrel on crack outside the window telling Matt to he needs to chill.

[@spicydisaster307]

For real 😂😂

[@figothikos1]

this had me laughing for hours! thank you sir

[@ChibiPanda8888]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@robertlauncher]

I read this before his energy picked up and it’s even funnier out of context

[@BelowTheYellowLine]

Best Energy drink ever is Sweet Tea hands down.

[@emiliegunder]

7 energy drink samples in, and his teeth are talking to him.

[@HollyBarton27]

This may be the most hilarious of "Bless Your Rank" you've done Matt! I could see you getting more and more jacked as the episode went on. I can only imagine the outtakes! Lol!

[@blackbeard82]

What I learned from this video: Matt has not thrown many punches in his life. Bless his heart (literally. That’s a lot of energy drinks)

[@bmonty1915]

I like how you can clearly see the Bang kick in after he finishes the monster. He had no idea lol

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

It's a crime that he drank Monster & then a Bang.

[@sandyallen1523]

I was thinking the same thing

[@debbylou5729]

He literally took a sip. It takes a tiny bit more…….like all of it

[@samiam619]

I want to thank the Editors for doing such a great/creative job. Having 4 Matts all talking at the same time was brilliant!

[@sarahmarrufo2542]

Matt: (about Reign) "this black can is all fancy, I haven't seen a black can like this before." Me: staring at the 3 other black cans already on the table... you ok Matt?

[@josephm106]

It might be reign cans have a texture to 'em. I haven't seen many textured cans before

[@racheldegn634]

I thought the same thing-but then saw the can was black on the top and bottom as well

[@sparks6177]

I think he’s referring to the all black (top and bottom) which is uncommon, usually it’s just the face of the can that is painted and the tops and bottoms are left silver. Also reign has a unique texture to their paint

[@ashleytate5661]

I love how he progressively get more and more high off of energy drinks as he goes on

[@ididntseethatcoming8144]

5:02 Now we know how Florida man started

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

it's how Florida Man starts his day...10 of those energy drinks for breakfast.

[@jacobs81]

Can you do one for off brand soda

[@Razor1138]

Yeah like off brand cokes, my dew, Dr Pepper etc...that would be cool

[@baconvape2093]

@@Razor1138 dr pepper's not a offbrand

[@Razor1138]

@@baconvape2093 I was referring to doing all of the off brands of those drinks.

[@crazypiratesquirrel3038]

4 cans in and I'm watching Matt starting to vibrate. Watching everything start to kick in on him is mesmerizing! I hope you're ok Matt! ❤️ My personal favorite is MONSTER!!💪 But sadly I can't afford it all the time so I usually go for the Rockstar since I can usually find it for $1. But nothing beats MONSTER for taste! Woot!! 🤘

[@FleaChristenson]

Y’all tryin’a make Matt’s heart explode? That’s not nice.

[@russgudz4220]

The way he is going, he'll be on warfarin soon and some other heart meds! Omg! 🤫

[@abbywalker7246]

😂

[@lockedon8953]

It's a way of termination. They couldn't get him to quit or retire so they moved to the extreme.

[@Jadiaz-ev9hm]

Eh if he was drinking the full cans, sure. He prob had a can's worth at best.

[@pamelamays4186]

Suggestion: Rank kids' cereals: Frosted Flakes Cocoa Puffs Lucky Charms Trix Honey Comb, et cetera

[@rhondaj3154]

Starting this vid and betting Matt will be buzzing like a live wire by the end.

[@nicolethompson2399]

He made it to the monster and started babbling

[@rhondaj3154]

@@nicolethompson2399 😂😂😂

[@aironiversen9214]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jamaicarochester6210]

It's the mountain dew video, but uped a few levels.

[@jamaicarochester6210]

@@nicolethompson2399 Lol he started tripping after the mountain dew

[@ZwerginTDM]

The monster absolute zero is my favorite and tastes like liquid sweet tarts. The flavor wakes me up quickly giving time for the caffeine to kick in. I don't think Matt needs to try getting into energy drinks anymore. That was a bit much for him. :-)

[@tfastlane]

I'm about to show my age. The only energy drink I've ever tried was Jolt Cola, back in the 80s.

[@garysarratt1]

I loved Jolt, I wish they still made it!

[@PandorasdadCA]

I remember Jolt! Twice the sugar and three times the caffeine!

[@Khaleesi_Jack]

You have suddenly made me aware of the existence of jolt cola and now feel like I missed out.

[@draconianways3130]

@@Khaleesi_Jack yes, you did miss a good thing. Only rile of thumb to remember. Moderation. If your heart starts feeling like it's gonna pop out of your chest cut back. Lol, I heard they have coffee with 60percent more caffeine. But it's not cheap! When I run out of coffee, I brew 10 tea bags.

[@crktritual]

It used to be in Dollar General as recently as 2020...

[@alexanderkelley5459]

This should come with a U2 album you didn't ask for 😁😁😁

[@anonymoususer1952]

Yes, "liquid pixie sticks" is about right. Something sweet to wash down the two cups of deathwish coffee.

[@thedangerdave7167]

I'm glad you mentioned the red bull girls. True story they use to stop by the Dillons grocery store I worked at and hand out Red Bulls till the manager would kick them out and scolled everyone for taking one, so my manager is asking why would you take one and I said and I quote "Hay if a prity girl asks me if I want a red bull I'm taking the red bull that's just simple math right there." Everyone around just laughed and the manager chuckled as he walked away.

[@KinggChris25]

The fact that he didn’t check the caffeine content on any of them 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TuesdaysArt]

I went ahead and searched it up myself, assuming they're all 16 fluid ounces: Mountain Dew Orange Storm 91 mg Bang Blue Razz 300 mg Monster Energy 163 mg Nos 160 mg Red Bull 136 mg Reign 300 mg Rockstar 160 mg

[@huskybaiano3994]

I feel like Matt is gonna have to start having one of those wine tasting buckets- you know, the one wine critics use to spit on so that they don't blackout drunk as they progress through tasting.

[@prestindavis1925]

Did anyone else hear the “ ooh somebody he needs some milk” love the reference

[@huskybaiano3994]

yes, it made me nostalgic of Vine

[@beanmarine1173]

NOS has always been my favorite energy drink. It’s the perfect amount of caffeine and the best tasting on my opinion. It’s such a complex yet simple flavor at the same time. Kinda like how Dr Pepper is

[@GrantC78]

Agreed Oh and that Mango NOS is great too.

[@jessicaleal7711]

Agreed all the nos flavors are super legit.

[@annearaullo2917]

I hope Matt had a designated driver. Is there something Matt can rank that does not threaten his health?

[@RWAsur]

Wouldn't be a southern thing if it didn't threaten his health

[@RWAsur]

Though real talk I hope they do a ranking of southern vegetables someday

[@Marissa_921]

Maybe bottled water or salad

[@shaun2566]

I would say kool aid but that might just be worse

[@dreamlife466]

@@RWAsur their vegetables are chicken nugs

[@volmanjc818]

“Letting the Walker County in me show” is the most accurate statement about any of the Alabama counties 😂

[@suni6859]

Matt: I c a n s e e s o u n d n o w

[@melissarevels6626]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBakerbelle]

"Lettin' the Walker County in me show." As someone who grew up in Walker County, I really felt that. Note to self: Stay away from energy drinks.

[@amandahill4207]

Haha Winston co here

[@smokedogg19821]

Marion County checking in

[@abbywilberding9813]

Throughout this video we watch Matt ascend into the atmosphere

[@waywardwillard]

I think your captioned is trolling you: they wrote “we need to poop” instead of “Winnie the Pooh.”

[@carlajackson3137]

I turned the captioning on for all videos and I miss the videos because I'm dying reading the captioning! It's so bad it's hilarious 😁.

[@mwood65]

My aunt worked for Marlboro back in the 70's and her job was to hand out sample packs of cigarettes on Daytona Beach. Of course 30 years later it was illegal.

[@crazzei]

Redbull always has a special place in my heart. Got me through my first job, and Red Bull vodka is a foolproof way to do something you regret because you won’t even remember what you did :)

[@BetsyWills1989]

All those energy drinks make this the most expensive Bless Your Rank ever made lol

[@nunya_beeswacks7262]

I think y’all should redo this test and try the drinks in different order, to see if flavor and impact was influenced by the order they were drank

[@trevormiller4982]

Yup, even Matt turns into a Kyle after drinking Monster

[@amandaharders7794]

This is the best thing I have watched in a year!

[@rikkitikkitavi997]

I was scared of energy drinks. Now I’m terrified. None for me. I’ll just be a slow thinker/doer whose usually accurate.

[@ngs5554]

Nooma is a good choice. No toxic ingredients.

[@rebekahWalton]

I tried drinking a red bull once. My heart started beating really fast and felt like I was going to die about an 30 minutes to an hour after drinking it.

[@charlottemarisol8726]

Working overnights in a warehouse during the holiday season is the prime way to test all these drinks out. I finally settled on C4 peach mango, effectively dethroning Reign (which had beat out Bang). Remember kids, the caffeine limits need to be taken seriously and be careful how many B vitamins you're taking in!

[@UserName-ts3sp]

yeah thats how i tried these... my go-tos bang black cherry vanilla bang cherry limeade white monster blueberry red bull

[@DocR16]

The whole b vitamin thing isn't as huge of an issue. B vitamins are water soluble and anything past 100% daily value ends up being urinated out. Anything past 100% DVA just makes your pee extremely expensive

[@Knox1087]

I was literally just thinking this morning that we were due for another "Bless Your Rank". These videos are the absolute best.

[@owenriley3688]

“I think my teeth are talking to me” Me to Matt 😂

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Energy drinks are the holy water for epic gamers And It's a Southern Thing is the holy water for people who want to laugh

[@fostoriadistrictrailfan3907]

y e s

[@jenniferteeters5748]

Energy drinks are holy water for health care workers too

[@movietimeateds69]

@@jenniferteeters5748 and cocaine.

[@jenniferteeters5748]

@@movietimeateds69 😂😂😂

[@draconianways3130]

Jolt cola is not easy to find in my area. But have seen those stores down south. So thanks for the tip.

[@carrieswank]

Surge, OMG! I went a big high school in the suburbs of Kansas City. (There were 525 in my graduating class.) I graduated in 1998. There were SURGE representatives that came to our school at set up a booth in our cafeteria for a few week. They gave out merch; keychains, can koozies, t-shirts, sunglasses, pens. Then we got three Surge (only!) pop machines.

[@shelpippg2202]

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever! OMG LOL! 😂

[@Jazzi_may_94]

Finally!!! Been waiting a bless yourself rank forever!!!

[@cherubimslb]

I really thought this was the episode that would finally kill Matt. Such a survivor.

[@lisapowers5676]

Matt is just as funny on energy drinks as he was whiskey

[@kath5201]

My #1 and #2 videos!!! 🤣

[@A92CB7]

First video of yours I watched, subbed!!!

[@cbsdesiple]

Big props to the editor on this vid. They do some great work here.

[@gregsimones9295]

What Matt doesn't tell us is that he went on to film a dozen more episodes that day.

[@texasbeast239]

For energy drink cross-merchandising promotions, they should offer defibrillator paddles and epi pens. Clear!!!

[@elizabethbolender4373]

You guys should do Bless your rank with the different Bang energy drink flavors!!

[@cheryl-annegoh5278]

Sweet tea in itself, is an energy drink!😊

[@childofquan3362]

Nerve wracking, this guy shouldn’t be messing with all those energy drinks, lucky his heart didn’t explode

[@davinrchrd]

Best series on it’s a southern thing

[@overcomerlaban]

The effect you're experiencing at monster drink is actually the effect of the first bootle now working 😂

[@sreeser1979]

Dang, Matt...how hard did you crash after drinking all those energy drinks?!?

[@AxleKlown]

he only took a few sips of each only 2 had high caffeine level Reign and Bang . all but the high caffeine ones had a shit ton of sugar. he was more than likely buzzing from sugar

[@blubblub_6963]

I could see him crashing if he drank a full one but since it’s only sips he’s fine

[@Yashael341]

Dude, Blue Razz is one of my favorites! Detox from "corn-based sweetener", and you'll be all about it.

[@kirstensocialbutterfly6025]

Oh no honey. I ain't drinking any energy drink. Just give me my sweet tea & everything will be good.

[@samanthawhitney24]

As a pregnant lady who used to drink 3 to 5 red bulls a day. I told my husband he better have a cold red bull waiting for me as soon as our child is born lmao

[@nathanjplatt]

"Think I just gave my tongue a seizure" 🤣

[@allysoneddleman9884]

My husband is sad that you didn’t try Full Throttle. That’s his favorite.

[@anthonyhall-jones649]

Yessssss

[@JustLaCope]

Probably a good reason he didn't. Lol

[@therealpoody7485]

I love it too, but it full throttles right out of me...

[@appalachiangunman9589]

I used to drink Full Throttle a lot when I worked for Coca-Cola.

[@danielflynn8530]

When I tried Monster for the first time being my first energy drink it felt like I went from a standard TV to HD.

[@virginiaw8608]

You did get the wrong flavor of Bang 🤣🤣🤣 I use to love the Cotton Candy and black cherry. I started having high heart rate and couldn't sleep...so I stopped. Haven't had one in a very long time. I only ever drink it if I need to be sleepless for a very long period of time.

[@lisacubbon8508]

Does Matt volunteer to do these? Bless his heart

[@Amyhisbeloved]

😂🤣😂

[@jamesd1184]

Matt is the hero we need right now. A spark, that will light the fire, that will bring subpar energy drink makers down. Matt's next 2 challenges should be reverse energy drinks and alcoholic energy drinks.

[@mistyvaughn6356]

There are 4 that I like: Red Bull Blue and Peach editions, Rockstar Punch and Monster Pipeline Punch.

[@lanedarby9017]

Try monster pacific punch it’s amazing

[@thebattery_productions7035]

Venom energy is very rare to find but I love that energy drink

[@nunyabizns]

Yay!!! Another Bless this rank.

[@cquick3277]

Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@chriss1757]

What did we learn? Matt likes sugar better than artificial sweeteners! I'm a no sugar guy myself. I rock an energy drink almost every morning along with my coffee because we Gen Xers are getting old! Still, my choices based solely on flavor are about the same as his. Monster Zero Sugar Grape and Orange are the best. But they are not my typical drink. Because Viper (which I was disappointed not to see) tastes about the same as the others and is half as expensive! Mohave Rattler is my personal favorite.

[@HKins76]

Matt you're amazing! I love watching you! You're too funny. Thank you for brightening my day.

[@pamelaphillips3616]

I had to keep replaying parts that I missed cause I was laughing so hard! This was hilarious. I loved it.

[@danielflynn8530]

Rhett and Link did this a while ago but they are a couple Southern boys from NC as well.

[@AxleKlown]

No they are far from southern they are cali boys now far left cali boyz

[@Chris-Huntley]

Needs to try the PeachTea Monster and Bang is really good, pretty sure that flavor is going to be good as well.

[@scottnix4991]

Pro Tip: Increase playback speed every five minutes.

[@kenwelch198]

Lol did anyone else notice he started talking faster and faster?

[@kayleewells2403]

“ Tastes like garbage water” I couldn’t agree more about Bangs

[@rockerchris82]

Pina colada is the only drinkable flavour they have and it has to be cold

[@kristenlydens]

Some flavors suck, but I love about 2 or 3 flavors. They're delicious.

[@karmajazzhands9244]

The only flavor i like is the cherry one. But even then its not good. And bangs make you feel like you're having a panic attack

[@LBBEE-xl8qj]

I'll watch anything with Matt, he's a big huggy bear.

[@mythmurzin]

mocha loca coffee monster, mean bean monster, lime or grape NOS, white zero sugar monster. pretty much only ones i drink. the reason these energy drinks "work" is because they have caffeine and B12. whats B12? it is the vitamin that your cells use to put the sugar in your bloodstream to work.

[@avoria13]

Rockstar had the best flavor options for the longest time (like a good Pina Colada or a strawberry smoothie), but now my fav is Monster Mule tho.

[@thomassnoek8265]

What does mule tast like?

[@Fooma777]

His lapel mic was kinda picking up his heart, I’m gonna sample it for a death metal beat.

[@damonalfero3125]

Watching Matt's decrease Into hyperactivity and madness was funnier than the ranking of the drinks.

[@number1yota]

Side note, Surge is back in production, but hard to find, and Monster just deluded their drinks and the flavor changed slightly. Used to be 2 servings per can, now it's 1 per. Also the Taurine is in high end drinks is there to keep your heart from exploding.

[@chefbanjo8139]

Someone go check on Matt, he might be dead.

[@blubblub_6963]

I think it’s super funny when he tried nos he asked if your supposed to put it in your body

[@hughfuller8416]

Y’all amping up Matt!!! I see what y’all doing here. Side note is that southerners say yella instead of yellow

[@brittanypugh4651]

Watching this late at night makes way more hilarious!! (But, alas, I cannot laugh out loud unless I want to be yeeted into the next life)

[@BorninVirginia]

I have a coworker who drinks 10 to 14 Monsters a day. He has been doing this for years, I still wonder how his heart hasn't given out yet.

[@nickcastaneda203]

Is his name Kyle?

[@BorninVirginia]

@@nickcastaneda203 his name is Mike

[@ChinchillaQueen]

Wait...you're not supposed to do that? Well shit...that stuff is like water to me

[@PunkRockBarbie]

I used to drink 3 a day and I was legit worried about my heart. How is he still alive?! Btw, I no longer drink them... I ended up almost an addict lol

[@jocelynlindsey6200]

Your body eventually gets use to the caffeine and quits actually working

[@areldia225]

The resealable lid and your angst had me smiling for a while thanks

[@howlingwaters2741]

YETI pop top!😁

[@MichaelWH]

I had a Monster Watermelon one yesterday, (haven't had one before) it was sure good ! Also like the "Bang" brand

[@McGregorGirl]

Champagne Bang I buy by the case LOL

[@jenniferteeters5748]

Bang teas and then monster white and ultra orange at my house

[@swbigfan1]

Need a follow-up where Matt tries (and has to figure out how to open) a Monster Import. Tastes better than normal Monster and him checking out the funky top would be epic.

[@rianaconklin6954]

Love this show every single time lol Matt is so amusing and funny so thank you for making my day better 😁❤ I am a red bull drinker just to share, but I used to love NOS, great video! 😊❤

[@constructapex2021]

"Theres a correlation between calories and taste" laughed so hard