Ranking Kid's Meals | Bless Your Rank

[@eponine318]

Matt's "Did you know I have a masters degree?" after maniacally chugging french fries made me laugh out loud. Loved this episode 😂

[@kimauvenshine4837]

I snorted!

[@firesoulrocker]

I was laughing so hard lol

[@bec7080]

I feel him, there's a lot of times in my life that I say "Did you know I have a master's degree" in my head

[@tschandler2]

He's expressing Millennial existential dread not reviewing kids meals.

[@tbknews9552]

@@firesoulrocker 6 z dzs4 W ,,< z s

[@ashleyknott8455]

"Call Chik Fil A, they know about resurrections." I'm on the floor crying. That was the best.

[@JL-sm6cg]

You resurrect S. Truett Cathey, he'd try to burn down every CFA in Las Vegas! I swear the shovels that buried his casket broke the ground on the first Vegas location!

[@luckdragongirl]

There was a local fast food non-franchise place without a drive-thru where I grew up called Beef Burger. For their kid meals, you got to go to the toy wall and pick your toy. They had actual real toys. Hula hoops were on the wall. You could get a Hula hoop! Sadly, COVID ended that business. Being shut down that long, the owner just decided to end it. Also, the owner won the lottery 3 times in 2 years. He's a legend. Over $1 million worth of winnings in 2 years.

[@racheleldridge4046]

This is who I hope to be when I grow up

[@heididahl439]

Bless him

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

I'm glad for owner, but sad for the families that enjoyed them.

[@xc7525]

great share! thank you!

[@michelledick5054]

Hello fellow Greensboroian

[@archivist_of_dragonstone]

I can’t stop laughing at the demonic BK bag, I’m crying in my cubicle and trying not to frighten my coworkers 😂

[@rushfan1970]

Same here😂😂

[@RyanRediger66]

Eat the chicken let’s see what happens lol

[@elibryrob]

I have to say, I always loved the Chic-Fil-A books as a child. They also had VeggieTales CDs once, as well. Made nine-year-old Elijah very happy.

[@FutureMeterologist]

BRO THE VEGGIETALE CDS WERE THE BEST THING EVER.

[@938quilt]

Same!

[@levelselect6800]

the chic-fil-a gets points from me for being family involved rather than a child by themselves.

[@kind7836]

I like the Chick-fil-A books. And they had building sets with durable cardboard pieces that made a submarine, a robot, or I think an airplane too

[@macbrat]

Veggie tales were amazing

[@RoyDoolin]

Funniest one yet. The divorced dad packing a lunch line had me rolling.

[@bradenbuffaloe4779]

Fr!!!

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

“Call Dave. Resurrect Dave. Call Chick Fil A, they know about resurrections.” 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@jdub48]

My favorite quote of the video!😂😂

[@tiffariff]

I died there! Somebody call the angel cows!

[@seamarie3111]

OMG, it was all I could do to not burst out laughing! Love their food, would rather ignore everything else.

[@Wearywastrel]

Definitely belongs in reader's digest in the quotable quotes section.

[@samhouston1979]

when he said “do you know i have a Master’s Degree?” with his mouth full of Mcdonald’s fries…I felt that😂😂😂

[@PockyFiend]

1. Which one of y'all stole the fries or tots from the Sonic Wacky Pack? 2. If Arby's is going to have kids meals, they oughta do it right: Get some characters on your bag. For Arby's, make the lead a cowboy and call him R.B. the Kid, make his sidekick a cowgirl named Curly with curls the color of their curly fries under her hat, and add some other characters.

[@amytarvin2776]

You ought to call Arby’s marketing department!!! Actually, their bags are usually better than that!😅. Not as bad as Matt was “blessed” with!

[@cisium1184]

Kind of a good idea actually. Their horses could be called Gyro (pronounced either "hero" or "jyro") and Reuben. And they could herd stock for Bacon & Cheddar Ranch.

[@jessicathomas9868]

RB the Kid can ride "Horsey" the horse! Bing, bang, boom. I want 10% of the creative license fee you'll earn.

[@dianethornhill3651]

Really good ideas!!

[@Sanguivore]

Fantastic ideas all around, y’all!

[@woltersworld]

I was drinking yogurt at the part with the chicken booger and laughed so hard it shot out through my nose. Great job Matt. This is a classic BYR! Thanks again for another fun episode

[@cherylhee9762]

You should know better!

[@kajones93]

Yogurt booger.

[@joeg8200]

Glad they brought back the happy meal box. They went to a bag for awhile and even though I was already an adult. It was so disappointing to see. I still have fond memories of the boxes used with the toys. They would either have puzzles or cutouts for the box to become a racetrack, fort, house, creativity at its peak.

[@madisonlewe1057]

And around Halloween they were AWESOME!!

[@inkystars19]

I miss the Halloween buckets...

[@robincray116]

Good times.

[@chuckmckendry194]

I remember when the Happy Meal boxes had games, puzzles, jokes, punch outs. The box was themed towards the toy, the toys were of a higher quality back then.

[@lampshadeee]

As a kid my dad never got us happy meals. He would just get nuggets and fries from McDonald’s. Eventually we just started to call them sad meals. That name just stuck 😂😂

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Sad meals 🐔 🍟 😂 😂 😂 😂 you have a funny memory at least 😂 I hope you get to make a kid sad, too but just for fun! I don’t think my grandson would notice the no toy or 🥤 bc it takes him a half hour to eat nuggets & fries 😂

[@cherylhee9762]

Too funny. When I took a driving trip out west one year I was calling it McPees.🤣🤣🤣

[@GravyHucker]

Oh that's Bold! I usually got a "We have McDonald's at home, which was Great Value Nuggs in the toaster oven, but we would luck up sometimes.

[@tiffariff]

SAD MEALS roffl

[@egjackson8541]

The amount of pride Matt had when he finished the maze from Wendy’s 😂😂🤣

[@ReidandGracie]

It’s probably because someone else had to eat the chicken burgers😂the defeat on his face, when she liked it! Poor Matt

[@jamiemurray4129]

Matt, in defense of not just the company I work for (McDonald's) but other's. The quality standard for fries is that they are good for only 7 minutes, and that's under heat lamps. Your Fries are always going to be sub-par if your not eating them in your car.

[@dianajones8939]

That is So true....Sonic fries barely last that

[@tvdan1043]

McDonald's fries are the best thing in the world for the first 90 seconds out of the fryer. After that, they quickly become wet cardboard. I can never finish them before they completely deteriorate.

[@rtrichar]

@@tvdan1043 They are salt licks no matter how quickly you eat them

[@dianethornhill3651]

@@rtrichar I got ‘demoted’ 50 years ago from cooking fries to cooking fish fillets because I refused to add the amount of salt they wanted on the fries.

[@cherylhee9762]

I would have to agree. At Chic I always request well done fries. I don't know why they don't just make them that way. Nothing worse than a soggy fry.

[@karenwinston8911]

"Great Value X Men" is actually pretty spot on for the BK Kids Club. They had some pretty decent toys too, back in the day.

[@jessicarobles4662]

My sons and I loved this video. And thanks for the free Vudu rental! Really thought someone else would have snagged this already. Bless you Bless Your Rank!!

[@DuckzSquad]

Woah. i wonder what lucky kids get that movie rental........can i pick the movie?

[@jessicarobles4662]

@@DuckzSquad Have you done your chores yet? 😆😘

[@DuckzSquad]

@@jessicarobles4662 uh..........yes? heh

[@alostrich]

Forgot to tell you I’m coming over to watch whatever movie y’all rent. I like my popcorn extra buttery and in the biggest bowl possible.

[@kubbybear5458]

Hah! Came to the comments to see who claimed the movie!

[@ktsmttt3174]

I kinda love the idea of movie rental for kids and the booklets for making up stories with your kids. I like it much better than the idea of a toy that breaks in 10 minutes from McDonald's.

[@kristenheuer5676]

I agree

[@tiffariff]

Would have loved that as a kid tbh. But some people - even kids- don’t like TV as much and I could imagine parents with super hyper kids would be dismayed by almost all of Chick-fil-A’s educational toys since 2010. At least your kids could rock out to or make fun of (depends on age) the kids bop cd’s back then. Definitely a step up from the paper puzzle bs I got after they stopped the kids bop though

[@badjokecoke]

Matt is honestly a big child and I'm all here for it 😆

[@713impulse]

When he said "i get to keep the toys right?" I was hoping his daughter would run in and grab them all

[@beckyowens2586]

I work at McD so allow me to expert for a second. 1, They ran out of Sonic toys and were forced to use the store's stash of surplus toys. 2, At least once a year Mcd "Cleans House" on surplus toys and there's about 2 weeks to a month where stores are directed to use overstock before a new run of themed toys is implemented. Toys can clog up a storage area. 3, The toy itself is part of a Disney themed train set. It should connect to 10 or so similar toys. 4, If you're one of those people who MUST HAVE every single toy of a run, we don't like you. You're automatically a butthole. There are very few exceptions where we'll willingly hold toys for you if you request it and usually we'll only do it for 2 or 3 people. Generally we'll do it if you're a super nice "regular" who's not too pushy about it. You probably will have to pay for them. You're supposed to, but honestly it depends on who you're dealing with. You could get a "connection", like a family member/family friend who works in the store to grab them for you, but calling the store or talking to a manager to hold them for you for a few days, we do not do it for everyone. If you're a turd about it, we'll find an excuse to not do it at all. We have hundreds of people to wait on and sending someone "off the floor" to look for a toy that may or may not even be in the store, becomes a problem.

[@DefinitelyNotAnAlien]

😁 I also used to work at McDonalds (Crew Trainer for 2 and a half years), and when I saw the toy Matt got, I immediately thought "surplus toy". 😅 By the way, I was the "family connection". My niece (who was 4 to 5 at the time) liked me a lot, because every time she visited, I would pull out the big box stuffed full McDonalds toys (had a lot of completed runs), and would tell her to pick one to play with for the day and take home. 😐 As for people asking for specific toys, I normally didn't mind, and we were never requested to hold anything (probably because it was a small town next to a highway, so the majority of our customers were travelers). However, there was one time that I remember getting really annoyed, which was when we were doing Beanie Babies and EVERYBODY wanted the freakin' snowman, which we hadn't even gotten yet. Being petty and wanting some form of revenge, once we did get the shipment, I went ahead and bought a snowman for myself. To this day, I still have him sitting there on my deskshelf, and everytime I look at him, I chuckle like a madwoman. 😶 As for the BK nuggets, my manager once said that she wouldn't even feed them to her dog.

[@katarh]

Hardcore collectors are absolutely willing to pay for the toys. I know I did during the My Little Pony run about a decade ago.

[@recoveringsoul755]

If I wanted the whole set I would just buy the toy, their food is not that good, not worth destroying your health

[@RachelSWhite]

When I was little we used to go to Wendy's every Sunday with my grandmother and the toys were awesome. I had a pickle pen I loved. I of course lost it back then and then was reminiscing about it with my sister recently. Well guess who has herself a retro pickle pen from Ebay now!?!

[@strwberysrtcake]

Chick-fil-A used to have toys. I worked there for 6 years in the early 2000s and they used to have VeggieTales keychains and Cow Dental accessories. They pride themselves on their educational toys.

[@ckdraws410]

I just remembered they had a science experiment set with beakers and stuff

[@tiffariff]

Yeah, for a while it was kids bop CDs, but then it got worse and some Karen in corporate snagged control over the toys and it just was disappointment from there for toys at Chick-fil-A 🥲- but they had a play ground and made up for it with the free ice cream! Going up to what I thought back then were adults- asking for the free ice cream was like the coolest thing as a kid.

[@KayPrescesky]

I remember the "eat more chicken!" sign holding stuffed cow. My dad got me one and my now service doggo has a similar colouring and patterning.

[@rachelc4695]

I may have to hand in my southern card for this, but when I'm traveling Culver's kid's meal is the bomb (when you get the burger). A normal sized burger, an actual small size of cheese curds/ a.k.a fried cheese (not a shot size), and a coupon you can redeem immediately for ice cream, all in a fun bag. Now there's no toy, but like Matt said in Chick-fil-A's case, who wouldn't opt for the ice cream over a bad toy/book?

[@djbelc01]

My wife and I live a mile down the road from a Culver's, and whenever we go there we both always get the kid's meal. Sounds goofy to order it as an adult, but you get a solid amount of food plus dessert for a pretty good price.

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Culver's is damn good food. Wish we had one here. I have to travel if I really crave it

[@jessicaroth7439]

I was thinking that Culver's should have been on the list. But I forget that they are not everywhere.

[@mwater_moon2865]

2 things, 1. Culvers is in Texas, so it does show up in the South. 2. in addition to free frozen custard (with FLAVORS, different each day!) the bags also have points on them, and those points can be saved for a) free kid's meals (what we do) or b) at some stores REAL toys, like full sized soccer balls, decks of cards, t-shirts, footballs, bobble heads if you really need the cheap plastic, etc.

[@crystal8160]

Wendy’s actually usually has good toys. Once my girls got a pack where you built a snap together car and it had stickers to decorate it. It was the size of an adults hand to. They played with those for a week before we couldn’t find any of the wheels anymore.

[@tiffariff]

Tbh Wendy’s had been the kind of toys for some while now

[@heidiharris1984]

Once my kids got play doh and molds for it and a non stick travel mat for it at Wendy’s. They loved that one!

[@amaya.alex1298]

7:40 The new Arby's logo on the bag made me subscribe 😂 This guy is hilarious

[@johnnyb2702]

Burger King smoked nuggets, looks like they been smoking a pack a day for 20 years. That was funny as hell.💯🔥🔥

[@metallicbonsai7981]

I hope he does a "Bless Your Rank" cheese crackers version after this. It'd be on a similar vein I think, Goldfish vs. Cheez-its.

[@cherylhee9762]

Have you tried the Ritz crispy cheese chips. It's a hybrid of a chip and a cracker. Too good 👍

[@mgyaya]

I’ve never more excited to see who had the #1 kids meal in my life. Also I have no children the kids meal is for me!

[@recoveringsoul755]

Food isn't great, but you can just buy the toy sometimes

[@BeyondDaX]

If there is one thing McD excelled at is the Happy Meal, they have been the best at that in an overall sense for at least over 40 years.

[@eddyeffendi3494]

My stepdaughter had just lost one of her kittens this afternoon from the FPV virus, and she was crying nonstop up until she watched this video. You don't know how much it means for me to hear her soft laughs because the past week was hard on her, especially with her autism spectrum. She has been upset and depressed due to the kittens being sick, and nothing really cheered her up. Thank you Matt and It's a Southern Thing production team for this video. God bless y'all for bringing joy to this world. And if I may ask...please pray for our family. 2 other kittens are still in the hospital, fighting the virus. We hope they have the strength to heal, and my stepdaughter to still have a soft heart to rescue and foster stray kittens after this ordeal. Again, God bless y'all good people.

[@rocker5732]

I’ll definitely be praying for your family, I’ve had some moments where this channel cheered me up. Hope your other kittens will be able to heal. I hope you have a great rest of your day.

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

Your daughter is as fiesty as my granddaughter and I love it. Plus, the “eat the chicken nugget, see what happens,” made me laugh so hard. Thanks Matt.

[@WildflowersCreations]

The Tree Top apple sauce moment was priceless. Kids do love those, but NOT more than fries 🍟.

[@tiffariff]

I hated them as a Kid. And so did all my freinds but that’s just us maybe

[@carolynpastorek9228]

Matt Mitchell judging food, or a reasonable facsimile of, is ALWAYS a winner. Of course, he risks his life often….

[@sheena691]

The way Matt held up his Wendy's maze when he finished was adorable. Really reminded me of a little kid being so proud of himself after accomplishing a task on his own for the first time. And now I have to take a trip to Wendy's because I really want the big crayon.

[@CiarnaK]

I love whenever you see a kid and you just KNOW who their parent/s is/are. Fantastic episode all around.

[@eyes_espresso4803]

How did Whataburger not make it into the lineup?! I LOVED the What-A-Pack as a kid.

[@packnetadaija]

Awww your daughters little southern accent is adorable! Also I used to get a happy meal before work like every week and I would leave the little toys in the back room haha

[@cherylhee9762]

Very nice of you!

[@Jen-zz7nv]

Matt...I must know. What is your Master Degree in???? Hilarious episode as always. Love your stand against chicken boogers!

[@grumpyoldman8293]

The saddest decline in toy prizes has to be Cracker Jack

[@cordelianoelle]

Right along with not getting gum with your baseball cards.

[@brookecain6029]

@@cordelianoelle It’s because kids kept choking on the gum because it’s harder than plastic 😂 kids now adays couldn’t handle it and ruined it for everyone

[@cordelianoelle]

@@brookecain6029 I thought it was because it could ruin the cards.

[@kudzu_]

I really enjoyed my obscure baseball team paper square I can slide on a pencil. Don't know what you're talking about.

[@MaryannMyers-uc1hi]

You ain't lying!

[@laxvmarch3]

This is one of those videos where you can tell the editors had a fun time 😂

[@mariewalker9466]

I love the "horse blinders" toy for kids. Would have been helpful when I took my kids to the store. LOL!

[@JJinVenice]

I wanted Matt and his daughter to review the meals together!

[@Msfelixthecatz]

I used to work in a school kitchen, Matt, and if you want the ULTIMATE curly fry (especially if they're spicy), dip them in nacho sauce. Trust me.

[@ravenspawn8982]

Staple for my high school lunch... Lg Arby's curly fry with 2 cheese sauce.

[@happycook6737]

That sounds delicious!

[@Philosopanda]

The editing on this was incredible, major props to everyone worked on this! Its such a shame that burger king clearly gave you food that had been sitting out, their nuggets and fries are usually pretty good. But man, I had no idea about Wendy's! Came right out of left field!

[@tikiviktor]

Yes the Happy Meal box used to have games and puzzles on it. Well it did in the mid to late 70’s, possibly the early 80’s

[@candle86]

It had them as late as 2012 when i bought them for my neices

[@labgirlreed]

I love Matt! He makes me laugh out loud...every single time! Thanks Matt!

[@victoriamahon3765]

Oh those Mickey toys are from over a year ago! I actually collected those because I’m a Disney fan those are not recent toys! I wonder if they ran out of sonic ones and just started digging in the store room for what was left!

[@Chey60]

That’s what I was thinking lol . Btw adults buy good McDonald’s toys to resell. So there’s that :(

[@amytarvin2776]

McD always seems to have the leftover-oops-we-ran-out-of current-toys available….unless it is one you want.

[@FoxtrotMouse]

@@Chey60 I'm having Beanie Baby flashbacks right now.

[@mom-odyssey8306]

Calling the BK Kids Club "Great Value X Men" killed me. I laughed so hard I cried

[@adamroseberry7544]

I went to Chick-fil-a a lot as a kid, and Chick-fil-a used to let you trade in the toy for a small ice cream cone. I don't know if they still do that, but it was awesome.

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Yes they do.

[@adamroseberry7544]

@@MrsAlmaTrumble Awesome, I'm glad they do. Thanks for letting me know.

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

@@adamroseberry7544 you're welcome.

[@joshuabenson2600]

I work at CFA and I gotta be honest - I’ve no clue why people think we have small cones. We just have one size (which can vary drastically depending on who makes your cone). Pro tip: ask for a large cone and they might give you one. If someone specifically requests a large cone, I will give them a heckin massive cone.

[@absolutjackal]

@@joshuabenson2600 how long have you worked there? Because I’m fairly certain that in our market at least we had at one point (could have been more than a decade ago) a kids size and a regular size. I do know (caveat again at the two stores own but the same manager in my town) that if you got a cone in place of a toy it was one size but if you ordered one it was like twice the size. It didn’t matter what time or which store you were at, so that had to have been trained b/c it was super consistent

[@debbiedugay8574]

Hi ya'll. I am 63 now and this video made me think back to all the different kids meals over the years. Mickey D was always known for it's toys and such. I had my 2 son's collection of melamine plates, drinking glasses and the "transformer" food container toys for years until they were all lost in a hurricane. I look at what kids get now and it is just sad. I keep thinking of how much excitement over guessing what toy they will get is missing now. I live in Europe now but I dearly love all the videos ya'll put out. A little taste of "home". Thank you!

[@tripleS1906]

Just saying I love Chick-fil-A "toys" I remember when I was little they gave out Adventure in Odyssey CDs and it made me fall in love with the audio series and they had CDs for the Magic Treehouse. Sorry Matt can't agree🤷🏻‍♀️ love y'all's channel though!

[@mandymichelle4960]

Yep, and you have to consider that Chickfila is the ONLY place where you can exchange the toy for ice cream. That makes it win everything overall!!

[@djsaintmusic7819]

WAIT I REMEMBER THE MAGIC TREEHOUSE CD’S

[@gabbyparker1905]

I loved AIO👍

[@heidiharris1984]

And their food is the best! Their chicken tastes the same if you microwave it leftover. In McDonald’s nuggets, the chicken disappears in the fridge and you’re left with just the breading 😳 That’s just not right lol

[@jamboree615]

This is the best "Bless Your Rank," yet! Matt's jokes had me rolling, nonstop for the whole video! 🤣🤣🤣 I agree with Matt; Burger King used to be really good. I loved the BK Kids' Club comics! It is really sad that so many fast food restaurants have lowered their standards in the quality of the food for the kid's meals. 🤔 Then again, this is fast food that we are talking about, so.... Fun Story: Jack-in-the-Box used to be one of our favorites growing up. They used to have kid's meals. My brother loved it so much that he wanted Jack to come to our house for his 5th birthday. He wrote a letter to Jack and my mom sent it off. Jack, being a cool guy, responded to my brother saying that he was sorry he couldn't make it to the party. But he sent a bunch of Jack toys, a signed birthday card and some gift certificates for free food! My brother was so happy! Those were the good ol' days (of the 90's, haha) when restaurants cared about customers! Anyway, I was most surprised that Matt put WENDY'S in second place!! Did not see that ranking so high on the list! This just proves that, yes, Matt is a big kid and, like most kids, he will pick a favorite because of how much he likes the toy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizlee6290]

Yay! A new Bless Your Rank! We love you Matt, you big ol' doof. And I love the way the crew was cracking up in the background!😃😅

[@courtneyyy9220]

I used to LOVE the McDonald’s happy meals in the Halloween buckets. 90’s kid checking in.

[@marleneguth4293]

What a sweet little girl. Loved seeing her ❤

[@wookiewarrior1165]

We need more of Bless your Rank!! keep doing what ya'll do best!! love all the bless your ranks!!

[@annhutcheson5770]

Matt Mitchell has a Master’s Degree in Funny. 😂

[@alysonnunn4931]

Matt is hilarious and whoever is editing these videos makes it 100 times funnier! Y'all are awesome! Whenever I need a laugh, It's a Southern Thing never disappoints!

[@bostonhockeyco]

Matt: "I am a giant child." Me: "Same, Matt, same."

[@LizzieMcT]

I tried the organic apple juice McDonald's has with their happy meal and it tasted so bad I thought I was being punished for something.

[@DuckzSquad]

I am now terrified of burger king and their soggy worms, and booger nuggets :')

[@jamesanthony8438]

And the fact that the morons working there haven't made an order right in decades. =/

[@tonicline1984]

I LOVE the "We're Praying for you Arbys"!!!!

[@littlejonathorn6860]

Great episode. Facts about every detail mentioned. Miss the Mcdonalds happy meal box fun. (Outside box). Fun as an adult is not a bad thing.

[@littlejonathorn6860]

Would take a dead rat 🐀 any day over booger chicken 🍗

[@PremeTeamTX]

The greatest, most unhinged episode of BYR. Best thing I've seen in a while

[@sarabrown6022]

Matt: Who are you? Me: Oh dear, if he doesn't know that girl who has his exact facial expressions is his daughter, it could be a scandalous episode

[@trailshark2]

I can't believe you haven't ranked fast food biscuit & gravy. Would love to see that one

[@Deathcoreqt]

I just discovered this channel and so far this is my favorite series overall 😊

[@davidhowell1279]

if you are here in the south watch the episode of "The Most Important Relationship in the South" It's the gospel truth!

[@kmyoung180]

SO glad to know that it's not just my local McDonald's that gives toys that don't match the advertised theme. My kids just got Happy Meals that were supposed to have a Super Mario toy and came with a Space Jam toy!!

[@beckyscreativespooniebeehive]

5:48 Am I the only one that thought the glasses made Matt look kinda like Macho Man Randy Savage?? :) Would have loved to see Matt's daughter in more of the video.

[@bobbigirl9983]

Andrea, Josh, and Matt, you are one great team! Nice job adding the special effects and Making Matt look even sillier than he already is. I loved how well you put the whole video together and I laughed so much. Thank you for all you are doing to keep us entertained and educated.

[@crazysnake1096]

Matt we appreciate the pain you put yourself through in these vids. Keep up the good work and keep us in stitches

[@TeddXplosion]

This was one of the best episodes in a while! Up there with cereal, ice cream, and my personal favorite BBQ sauces.

[@jamesanthony8438]

"Make up a movie about a crab that moves to the big city." The Big (crab)Apple!

[@ivorywind9739]

At our chick fil a you could always exchange the book for ice cream, so that’s what my brothers and I always did!

[@chaotic.content]

burger King was my favorite when I was a kid but their quality has definitely gone down. I wish I knew why

[@tiffariff]

They were favorite for one thing and one thing only: their Mac n cheese. Which they no longer sell so- they can rot in hell lol

[@cipherbunz2612]

I dont know if its just because I was a kid back then with no standards, but somewhere in like 2009-2012 (couldn't remember the exact year), the Burger King kids meal was so good. like they came in this little flat box that had a crown attached to it that you can take off and wear, and the nuggets were actually really good- like i'm talking about like mcdonalds nuggets

[@veNuspeNis.]

Ten seconds into the video and im already dying 😆 keep up the great work!

[@Ranger727]

The expression on Matt’s face while eating the applesauce? Priceless

[@rayjohnson2387]

Different flavors of pixie stix...and...McDonald's didn't have nuggets when I was a kid lol

[@3-2-1rydertalks2]

Yeah i totally agree that sonic chicken tenders are slept on and we totally need a part 2

[@melissacorrales6833]

"2 rats in a car" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karentiger8812]

My kids love watching Bless Your Rank with me so as soon as they heard your voice say kids meals on my phone I had to put it on the TV. 😊😂💜

[@bubbiesdad]

I often get the Chik Fila kids meal, switch ice cream for the prize and sometimes get both. Also upgrade to mac and cheese.

[@CharMS987]

I think this has been the most fun Bless your Rank so far!

[@16ft2in]

Sonic had a GREAT variety of magnetic gears a couple years ago. EVERYBODY had kid meals for weeks

[@lilz3337]

I remember one summer (at least 15 years ago when I was a kid) they had all kinds of different plush tot toys. Me and my sister would always want to go there to collect them all.

[@nutandboltguy3720]

Culver’s has a great kids meal but no toy. Instead you get a coupon for a cup of chocolate or vanilla custard and one topping like butterfinger, sprinkles, cookie dough, reeese’s or whatever. It’s comes with milk as the drink but you can substitute any drink like sweet tea. It’s a decent meal for an adult and maybe $7 or so.

[@debrajacobson4174]

When Matt stated that the USA did not have kings or queens I had to state: what about high school Prom King and Queens, Miss America, Miss USA, Madi Gras King, etc.

[@sstra5791]

A&W kids meals are the best. Bag has all sorts of puzzles and games and you get a toy and a huge handful if candy. I order them as an adult because the burger is decent size and the fries are a normal small. A&W is the way to go!!

[@laurensmith759]

I think Chic-fil-a kid meal toy was for the family to get in with it. Ya know with all the wholesome care act thing

[@BrunoEwok]

Now I want to start a burger franchise called "President Burger"

[@pattilipscomb9898]

I Love McDonalds Chicken Nuggets and the Sweet & Sour Sauce. Warming up nuggets in an air fryer are wonderful!

[@thomastran79]

Happy meal box used to have a game on the sides to play and little pop out pieces so you could turn your box into a house or garage for your toy.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Welp I already love the kid. Adorable. And she looks like her daddy, I can see the resemblance. :)

[@AdventuresinEverydayCooking]

We LOVE the Chik-Fil-A books! Our littles absolutely love them!

[@suzannehribal4117]

The child who gets the kids meal Matt just had from Burger King is going to probably cry at the sight of the “nuggets”. And will learn how to go demand new ones from that BK manager. Because whoever bought the meal should be doing that!

[@SamanthaGCox]

The Burger King nuggets had stuck together during frying and did not cook properly.

[@suzannehribal4117]

@@SamanthaGCox - yes, I figured. My kids are grown and I’ve dealt with far worse kid meals! Matt’s commentary as a comedic adult does make you wonder how a child would react though. And I would ask for new nuggets if they looked like this. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@christopherb.fields5940]

Damn he was going in on BK. I laughed my ass off the whole time. Also the video editor needs a raise, so great.

[@lindaenglish3249]

It's sad what has happened to burger King. My first job when I was 16 was BK way back in 95 and back the food was delicious, we stayed so busy we never had less then 10-12 people on crew at a time, and didn't have those weird king Jr. Meals. Now the food is terrible, you're lucky if there is 2 people working, the kids meals are a joke, and all but 2 of ours have gone out of business.

[@ninjacats200]

The only time I got a kids meal from Arbys is when they had the shovel knight toys. I was so self conscious about it that I would order two adult meals and a kids meal at the same time in the drive thru as if I was taking it home to the family. XD

[@MrRkaperak]

I remember working at Chick-fil-A for three years, and I get so bad putting books inside kids meal bags in the drive thru. I knew those kids didn’t want that garbage 😂

[@cisium1184]

I'd have preferred books with a kid's meal when I was a kid - just at a higher reading level. Something like the text of the Constitution or about sports. Do you remember those McDonald's History of the Super Bowl magazines? Something like those. McDonald's gave them away with something. I read the crap out of those things.

[@MrRkaperak]

@@cisium1184 I was the unfortunate kid who had a leave 13 reading score in like 4th grade. So i was put into advanced classes, summer reading programs, made to read US Flag code while kids my age were reading captain underpants and Harry Potter. The last thing I wanted as a surprise was something else to read 😂😂

[@kevins4213]

@@MrRkaperak Shakespeare and Lloyd Alexander were they only ways I could escape back then. I'd happily take the discarded books when my younger siblings got them while I ate my $1 menu sandwich and drank my water.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@MrRkaperak I read at the highest level in third grade, above college level, and no one ever made me read Flag Code! WhAaT even is that?! I hope life has improved for you in adulthood

[@elizabethsmith7224]

I liked books, still do.

[@BlooFoster]

I could not stop laughing at all the sarcasm, jokes, and commentary you provided throughout this review. Keep up the amazing work!