If laziness was a sport, we'd all be professional athletes. #sotrueyall #itsasouthernthing
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@FreakinfreakInfreaki3 жыл бұрын
If laziness was a sport I might would win. I say might because I'd be too lazy to show up to the competition.
@DinsdalePiranha673 жыл бұрын
"Might would"? Is that anything like "might could"? ;)
@IJustWantToUseMyName3 жыл бұрын
@@DinsdalePiranha67 it’s more like a definite maybe.
@revnook3 жыл бұрын
Wait, there's a competition? Sorry, to lazy to check my phone.
@theoofer4783 жыл бұрын
Might would is grammatically incorrect. Only say might.
@writingisfun98423 жыл бұрын
@@theoofer478 Didn't know something grammatically incorrect would be used.
@lissachocolate3 жыл бұрын
They didn’t go into the living room and show the Christmas tree that’s still up.
@flameepidemic48393 жыл бұрын
@emma tang thats a good point there
@trainwreck412...3 жыл бұрын
🏆
@piedadcastillo72963 жыл бұрын
No because they were too lazy to put it up
@dubletar73513 жыл бұрын
My Christmas tree is still up 😶🤣😅 and it’s august. Might as well leave it up 😂
@GrumpyMeow-Meow3 жыл бұрын
Our record: up until May of 2021.
@steampunkslytherin3 жыл бұрын
My mom showed this video to me because apparently, I could "win the Olympics if this was a sport!"
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
😆
@barbkeen12213 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Abby-sb1pt3 жыл бұрын
LOL my mom would say the same thing
@zopheeahlozano67873 жыл бұрын
Yall never gonna beat me my dad has to force me and drag me to the living room
@barbkeen12213 жыл бұрын
@@zopheeahlozano6787 Hold my Snuggie!! 😂😂 nobody to drag me outa my bed! Beginning of the shutdown last March, me and my jammies never parted ways. For months! Good thing I have a ton of them cause laundry wasn't in the cards for a very long time! 😂
@Alabamafan23 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "It's no longer just a dryer....it's a closet" .😂😂
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
Yes! Been there done that🤦🏻♀️
@forgotmylogininfo3 жыл бұрын
My wife thinks it's an iron. spray it with a little water & throw it in the dryer. who cares if it uses more electricity than an iron? or putting them away properly?
@tspaulding38453 жыл бұрын
.....guilty 🥺especially stuff that doesn't need ironing like pl's & socks,
@virginiamoss70453 жыл бұрын
@@tspaulding3845 Who irons anymore? I don't know anyone who owns an iron, much less an ironing board.
@ruthmeow42623 жыл бұрын
It takes too long to pull out the ironing board and finding the distilled water for the iron, and then the iron...
@QueSarahSarah723 жыл бұрын
The real winners in this sketch (not the competition) are Herb and Marcy. Brilliant commentating. 👏❤
@susanwangner26073 жыл бұрын
Yes.....Absolutely BRILLIANT!
@Braedenfish3 жыл бұрын
Well yes them.... and all of us!!!😁
@carloskreek74193 жыл бұрын
Agreed.... the commentating was the biggest humor of this video
@jane87353 жыл бұрын
There was only one winner and that was Marcy because she didn't drive 😂
@katherineknapp66043 жыл бұрын
Yep
@izzyrainydayz3 жыл бұрын
Marcy: Well I've been drinking. Herb shoulda said, "Well I guess we're staying here tonight."
@OldMan3393 жыл бұрын
If you take an Uber you both win
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
Herb: “Dibs on the couch!”
@hillie473 жыл бұрын
@@OldMan339 Not if Herb got Marcy to make the Uber reservation....
@ahnyisbillingsley85893 жыл бұрын
Or pulled outta can o beer
@lyndas4603 жыл бұрын
@@OldMan339 to much work lol
@garysarratt13 жыл бұрын
Amateurs. I had a dishwasher break and used it for like 3 years for a cabinet. I use oversized trash bags and pull them up to give myself an extra foot or more of garbage space, then put the topmost in Walmart bags to throw it out without changing the big bag. There is so much more, but I have to microwave supper now.
@Leyelle3 жыл бұрын
This deserves top comment.
@MovableNu3 жыл бұрын
The oversized garbage bag is an underappreciated laziness hack. That was my go to for years!
@GarrettBell3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@17ultralimited693 жыл бұрын
Except for the dishwasher I’ve done that. 👍
@DinsdalePiranha673 жыл бұрын
My uncle has you beat. He's been using his dishwasher as a drying rack for THIRTY YEARS!!
@theherrdark48343 жыл бұрын
"By the way, I almost forgot, your mom/grandma is stopping in later." That one stops every southern woman from being lazy.
@djsaintmusic78193 жыл бұрын
Stop it you just gave me a southern heart attack
@theherrdark48343 жыл бұрын
@@djsaintmusic7819 :D
@yashabreslove82763 жыл бұрын
"Ooh, she went for the block, Marcy. A risky move as that prevents both of them from stacking any cups in the future. Let's hope it pays off!" Excellent.
@gymnastoman13 жыл бұрын
When she was looking for a place for the peel I was like “In the cup!” And then she did!!
@chrisbaldovsky1570 Жыл бұрын
@@gymnastoman1 🤣
@Ceares3 жыл бұрын
As a lazy person who has done every single one of these things-some of them today-- I feel so seen. This is not an attack, it's a love letter. Finally a competition I could actually win.
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
This is our day to shine, brother! All these years of hard non-work have paid off in this recognition!
@reach4thestars673 жыл бұрын
"I've been drinking". That was brilliant!!! LOL!!!!!!!
@howiedewin36883 жыл бұрын
Now, instead of putting a fresh bag in that just emptied trashcan, leave the trash on the counter until somebody else does.
@samkathryn48253 жыл бұрын
Someone should’ve got a laziness award for that! Trying to play the waiting game with the bag!
@jennybeam72263 жыл бұрын
Omg this hit me in the feels lol!😂
@ginasellers32073 жыл бұрын
Lazy level: EXPERT 😂
@AB-zr8pu3 жыл бұрын
@@samkathryn4825 maybe that's in the next round
@shenanigann14493 жыл бұрын
My husband 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣
@nathanjplatt3 жыл бұрын
I live by myself and I'm having a fascinating time playing garbage tetris because i don't want to go take anything out to the dumpster.
@thomascollins43253 жыл бұрын
Garbage tetris! I love it!
@whitequeen963 жыл бұрын
It's not only sloth, it's a fun game!
@mangot5893 жыл бұрын
We play manual trash compactor at our house😒
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
@Jessica B. moth ball will solve it!
@jonadabtheunsightly3 жыл бұрын
"I mean, I don't see why we need to drive home, when we could just sleep here at this table tonight." Also, can't believe neither of them thought to order something on Amazon, and use the box it comes in as a secondary expansion trashcan. That's a really basic move they both should've been familiar with.
@andrewstoll45483 жыл бұрын
Procrastinators anonymous... I've been trying to get a chapter started. But just haven't gotten to it.
@jennybeam72263 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Love this!
@Metalman200xdamnit3 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment.
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
😂 THAT WAS GOOD‼️👌👍
@jordancapps95213 жыл бұрын
That's a sport I could totally own...first thing tomorrow...after my shower...and breakfast.
@revnook3 жыл бұрын
I joined one of these 25 years ago. Still never showed up.
@robertf33973 жыл бұрын
Kevin automatically won when he ordered new underwear and socks instead of just doing laundry. I'm not saying I've been there/done that, but ....
@threetreasures76983 жыл бұрын
😂
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
Robert F: Truth! Im not saying I did it 2 days ago even! I got a pack of 5, should last me 2 weeks!
@TheFeralBachelor3 жыл бұрын
"well I've been drinking." for the win!
@Nova7o93 жыл бұрын
“Kevin wins. But really, everyone loses.” 🤣
@OGSarah3 жыл бұрын
My momma always said “ you top it off, you drop it off.” But little did she know , “topped off” is open to interpretation.
@sheingivaway23 жыл бұрын
They are the best KZbin channel on this side of the Mississippi! (And the other of course.)
@harrysweeten94173 жыл бұрын
Other side is it? Just what side is that? 🤨
@92meatball3 жыл бұрын
As a native Georgian living in Oregon now, I can 100% validate this statement as true
@cquick32773 жыл бұрын
Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@cquick32773 жыл бұрын
@@harrysweeten9417 Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@cquick32773 жыл бұрын
@@92meatball Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@jaybeers57583 жыл бұрын
WHO HAS TO PUT THE NEW BAG IN!!???? Sudden death!
@sburris653 жыл бұрын
As much as I would love to compete in the lazy invitational..if I did that at our house we would soon be able to qualify for the horder invitational.
@LSUtiger1513 жыл бұрын
My greatest victory in the lazy contest was the time my mama asked 13 year old me to do the dishes. I walked into my 17 year old brothers room and told him mama asked for him to do the dishes. He excused himself from his friends and did them while I went back to my room to watch tv. It was probably 5 years later (when I was 18) when they finally realized what I’d pulled 😂
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
And he believed you? What a doofus!
@LSUtiger1513 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 lol yup! Just said okay and went and did the dishes! Didn’t even question it 😂 my entire family got so tickled at how easy it was for me to trick him 😂
@jessicathompson-gautreaux59923 жыл бұрын
👏 Brilliant!!! And Geaux LSU! 😊
@LSUtiger1513 жыл бұрын
@Jessica B. lol usually she would’ve but somehow she didn’t this once. Lol! He was paid in Reese’s later when he realized what I’d pulled 😂
@ChibiPanda88883 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@LaborInLove3 жыл бұрын
This is not laziness...these are life hacks.
@douglasleblanc63583 жыл бұрын
"A dormant stench that has been brewing at the bottom of the bag." Gotta love the writing.
@heatherjay88023 жыл бұрын
The TRUE Lazy Champions are viewing this in bed, exhausted by just watching all that energy being used! 😳
@NightHawke3 жыл бұрын
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!! An instant classic! Great acting, perfect production and razor-sharp writing! Y'all knocked this one WAY outta da park! 👏👏👏👏👏
@jessicathomas98683 жыл бұрын
Deconstruct the tissue box?!? Nah! Every lazy-a$$ knows to just smoosh it flat like the Incredible Hulk, then slip it in one of the gaps at the side of the can.
@claressalucas89223 жыл бұрын
Do you people have cameras in my house? I swear, your last three skits are my family to a properly sweetened tea!
@katherineisfunny3 жыл бұрын
I went in thinking I’d be able to win this, but I’ve actually learned a lot about how to be lazier. Thank you!
@ArgueWithATree183 жыл бұрын
Lost it with the fork packages in the back of the drawer. So true!
@annipsen41043 жыл бұрын
"Well I've been drinking" lmao that's something I would say😂😂😂
@jettahammond29163 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@artemismoon76553 жыл бұрын
My family would hide dirty dishes in the oven when people came over. That stopped when someone accidentally turned it on and melted the plastic storage containers.
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@djawnsjhilson2183 жыл бұрын
I didn't know what a broiler was. Thought it was for storage. I don't know how to use it still but it's empty!
@C_oboe3 жыл бұрын
I used the refrigerator...I always figured, if a dead body can keep in the cold, then it should be that dirty dishes'll keep too
@neilreynolds3858 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@dalekmoon3 жыл бұрын
This why we were the 1st to invent the remote control. USA! USA!
@harrysweeten94173 жыл бұрын
I have two remotes for one T.V. so I don't have to look for one to watch.
@aphetrerryac36033 жыл бұрын
Grown ups used their children as "remote controls," back in the day.
@Sldejo3 жыл бұрын
Have one dl’ed to my phone so I won’t have to look for the remote.
@papasmurf91463 жыл бұрын
Dishwasher: I've always thought that a kitchen should have two dishwashers: one for clean and one for dirty. You never really have to put the dishes back in the cabinets.
@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat3 жыл бұрын
Since the pandemic, my family and I have been unintentionally training for this sport! 😹 Seriously though, this was hilarious! The trash competition with dramatic music was my favorite! “Uh oh! It looks like Keven’s move has released a dormant stench that has been brewing out of the bag!” 🗑🙀😹
@shuacliff_70293 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the chalkboard: Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick - Kevin Malone Office Lazy Champion 2011
@FGH9G3 жыл бұрын
LMAO That trash contest was just like a Jenga game! 😂🤣😂🤣
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the world's best cup stacker you don't need a world record to prove you're worthy
@ET--3 жыл бұрын
Yes Supreme leader
@ET--3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes the Supreme leader is very much real , look him up
@ET--3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for his confusion Supreme leader please don't send my family to a prison camp
@nikkirockznikkirockz41583 жыл бұрын
..Indeed dear Leader!!! :D
@misterhot91633 жыл бұрын
You know, I feel personally attacked 😂
@jrandall11313 жыл бұрын
Herb and Marcie are the cutest
@KittyClark44333 жыл бұрын
"well Ive been drinking" Score for Marcy!! 👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆😂😂😂
@Sara116143 жыл бұрын
This is too legit y'all.
@burnyizland3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is my hero. I once had three plane trips in a row with only a half day at best at home in between for a total of 2.5 months so I actually packed 3 suitcases with 3 sets of everything, including underwear, so that I wouldn't have to do laundry between trips and rarely while on the road. Best decision ever... except now I have 30 pairs of underwear. It's surprising how much room that takes up.
@chettajohnson52613 жыл бұрын
1:11 The office quote on the chalkboard 🤣
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
I can’t quite read it. Any idea what it says?
@jacquelineking57833 жыл бұрын
I still would call Kevin the loser. He did walk it to the garage. Lazier people would just spray the smell away and the laziest would just go meh and live with it.
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
women cant live with the smell, but we guys can. After while you get used to it! LOL
@heatherfeather12933 жыл бұрын
I'm dying here! This has been me lately. The fluff and grab hit home :-)
@jeaniemihailovic75593 жыл бұрын
OMG I started dry-heaving at the rubbish bin one for real ! 🤢 Way too real for me ! 😂
@Happybidr3 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO. “Herb, I’ve been drinking!” For The Win!!!
@texasbeast2393 жыл бұрын
Just watch out on how much you try to STRETCH to avoid stuff. I once reached my leg and foot out from my bed to press the buttons on a nearby old TV with my toes without taking the 2 steps to walk over there, and in the process I threw my back out for 2 weeks.
@neilreynolds3858 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@EricDaMAJ3 жыл бұрын
I would gladly complete except it would entail registering and I’m also an Olympic level procrastinator.
@TheCarlaparr3 жыл бұрын
i just want to say thank you for all you do smiling recently isn't easy for me after the loss of my father this year but watching your vids always makes me smile and reminds me lives not so bad and that there's always a better day ahead so thank you
@rickandrygel913 Жыл бұрын
The real winners never signed up.
@robertemmons22603 жыл бұрын
My ex wife had said once that she is so lazy, if she had won an award she would have someone go up and get it for her. 🤣🤣🤣
@icannotcomeupwithanything46093 жыл бұрын
😂
@doberski68553 жыл бұрын
We lie around on couches among giants! So much to learn from these gifted athletes, but just to lazy to actually learn it.😎 Great video Southern Thing, thank you.
@smulk12003 жыл бұрын
This title is so misleading! They're walking way too much to be considered lazy!
@raymondjones6163 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate how much work a lazy person will do to avoid having to work!!
@allinaday35263 жыл бұрын
@@raymondjones616 so true!
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
@@raymondjones616 You most be southern, your ways are beyond my own. Unless I have eggnog. Also I disagree the chicke came 1st
@raymondjones6163 жыл бұрын
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Nope. I'm from the Midwest...which I guess is sorta close to Southern
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
@@raymondjones616 You are a very wise Midwesterner
@languagelearningdabbler3 жыл бұрын
Kevin and Diana are no match for tweens and teens tho 😂
@calliew85873 жыл бұрын
That trash war could literally be me and my siblings continually avoiding the trash until something falls out of it. 😂😂😂
@neilreynolds3858 Жыл бұрын
Quitters! That's what floors are for.
@kellysmith63153 жыл бұрын
It’s like y’all have a camera in my house and you’ve been watching my live FOR YEARS!!!
@iamTW64 Жыл бұрын
Kevin leaving the smelly trash by the door and not putting it in the bin a few steps away was hilarious!! 😂
@jcchaffin13 жыл бұрын
One they nailed this one. Me and the kids battled over “ trash day” up until they left the nest. 😂
@eagleeye23003 жыл бұрын
These are incredibly professional and fantastically creative!! EPIC!
@stephenday23423 жыл бұрын
If laziness was a sport, I would come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up the podium.
@genixbearcub3 жыл бұрын
I will freely admit that I only empty the dryer when I have another load to dry.
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@jimmcclure77203 жыл бұрын
If you do it right and have a very light load of towels finished in the washer.....you can just agitate them with your hand once or twice over a couple of days and they will "air dry" saving you from putting in the dryer. Takes a little practice in the beginning to find the perfect load size to do this....to avoid mildew issues.....but once you find that balance...... Winner!!! I am overly fatigued just typing this response.......I need a break...
@genixbearcub3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmcclure7720 I don't wash towels until I'm out of clean ones, so it is never a little load.
@jimmcclure77203 жыл бұрын
@@genixbearcub ..........I'm still on that break...... *********now have to think of a witty reply......later.....*******
@Starvingmetheartist2 жыл бұрын
I was chuckling over them until I saw the "bought more clothes to avoid laundry" and died laughing
@bernadettelovespie47342 жыл бұрын
Omg. “It’s no longer just a dryer, it’s a closet”. I’ve had laundry in the dryer for 3 days and was on my way to finally empty the dryer when this video popped up. 🤣🤣 I would take the gold in laundry avoidance, 5 days is my personal best.
@LaineBurglass232 жыл бұрын
“Well I’ve been drinking” 😂😂😂😂 brilliant
@arthurmorgan76423 жыл бұрын
The Onion should have their take on this.
@izzyjimenez69513 жыл бұрын
That commentating was on point. Great video yall.
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
If Laziness was an Olympic sport the US would definitely be on the podioum
@chrisbishop15713 жыл бұрын
humm i've been to a few countries that puts the US to shame
@Human_2.03 жыл бұрын
You need to travel my friend!
@jemtebelle3 жыл бұрын
Finally, a competition I could win.
@carriecogley28023 жыл бұрын
oh, my, gawd... do you have cameras in my house??? this is EXACTLY my husband and I! we were laughing SOOO HARDDD!
@brendafox50513 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up! We play recycling Jenga in my house! There is still some disagreement as to whether a plastic bottle balanced against the wall on top of the can is fair play.
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
technically its acceptable, but i wouldnt award points for it. but thats me.
@iloveprivacy81673 жыл бұрын
"Those 12-packs (of socks and underwear) ensure he can put off laundry for at least 2 weeks!" I really don't want to know quite how... But I think the true winner of this competition might be in the commentators box!
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
a twelve pack would last some of us a month! A big can body spray solves a myriad of issues. Just remember: men dont have liquids just randomly oozing out of orifices, the way the fairer gender does. we can keep ours cleaner for longer!
@SaravanjaSteele Жыл бұрын
Her saying that she'd been drinking so she couldn't drive was epic. LOL.
@robertsmith363 жыл бұрын
The commentators had me rolling.
@mollysurey60589 ай бұрын
'I've been drinking." - Marcy would be a formidable contestant in her own right.
@BarbellThor3 жыл бұрын
"Kevin wins...but really, everyone loses."
@cavtroopermunoz3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to take this as a "How To" video. 2 weeks, really, that was classic. One of your best.
@gilgamesh33283 жыл бұрын
You see, this is what happens when you delay the Olympics for a year, both athletes and commentators are forced into ever more drastic improvisations. Next event, BBQ etiquette, how do you behave when someone brings vegan chilli? (Bless their heart)
@hughbrackett3433 жыл бұрын
Situations like vegan chile are when having well-trained kids comes in: "Kevin, you know it would be simply awful if Aunt Mary's vegan chile got knocked off the picnic table."
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
You should have known they were a vegan BEFORE you invited them!
@rmblake84653 жыл бұрын
Hey...don’t complain about the junk drawer. That drawer is the MVP of any home
@astraphel18963 жыл бұрын
My mom and grandpa always said laziness wasn't a sport but a way to do things easier. Funny because they were some of the most hardworking people I know!
@deplorablecovfefe9489 Жыл бұрын
One man's laziness is another mans step saving multitasking...
@southernsass29373 жыл бұрын
Yeah, definitely a sport in my home in Louisiana 😂
@jfr71603 жыл бұрын
I was literally laughing out loud! Bravo!
@I_am_enigma533 жыл бұрын
I am guilty of using both the dryer and the dishwasher in the same manner. Sometimes it's just too much dang effort to put all that stuff away.
@noneofyourbusines14763 жыл бұрын
If your mate refuses to take out the trash, be the bigger person and do it yourself.... And put it on the floor, in their car behind the driver's seat.😈
@harrysweeten94173 жыл бұрын
What you want to do is put a smoke detector with a near dead battery (so it beeps) underneath the seat, It will drive them nuts.
@inconnu49613 жыл бұрын
I was too lazy to walk to the dumpster, so I have put bags of trash in my front seat and driven it the 50 steps to the dumpster! unfortunately, there was liquid in one that escaped its container and found a home on my passenger seat! DOH!!!
@SetCCC3 жыл бұрын
Love the bickering but smiling commentators
@stevehall75283 жыл бұрын
I love it!!!.....Long time watcher of these episodes....Talia is absolutely gorgeous...
@Crabinton3 жыл бұрын
I would actually watch this if it was a show it looks like a good idea for a show
@lyndaturner92943 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA! Also, Herb & Marcie are hilarious!
@ddg152058603 жыл бұрын
Should’ve tossed the Kleenex box in the empty recycle bin!
@melissapollime22713 жыл бұрын
OMG did you all come to my house for the inspiration? My dryer IS a closet!!! A heated one...
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
😆 "a heated one". Good one👍
@samiam6193 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah? My clothes go into the laundry room and are NEVER seen again!
@JonKurz3 жыл бұрын
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is just the best! 😂
@andrewclarkin48373 жыл бұрын
Killer move by Kevin, I would have never expected it.
@thecutestlittlemushroom19493 жыл бұрын
If you snooze you win a national title
@WorkHardBeNice3 жыл бұрын
These commentators are the best!!
@stevenaguirre47963 жыл бұрын
Finally something worth watching on YT!!
@johnmarkconnolly64143 жыл бұрын
Nailed it! Love y’all!!
@haywardgarner48503 жыл бұрын
Y’all! This one is up there with “Bless Your Heart”.❤️
@thelittlemuddyfarmrobertjo91523 жыл бұрын
pea pickin heart .. u ain't from the south...
@tracigresham71643 жыл бұрын
@@thelittlemuddyfarmrobertjo9152 yes!! It's pea pickin heart