MINECRAFT RAP | "The Arch-Illager" | Dan Bull

[@danbull]

Go and watch the new SPIDER rap NOW! ► kzbin.info/www/bejne/inWkZJ-Fjddnq7s

[@perfectlynormal8340]

"Bull is the Spider"

[@sinistersheep7972]

This is best rap ever

[@jamiesonboulanger1478]

Do a herobrine rap and have dilongoo animate it

[@kaiurr158]

@@perfectlynormal8340 I'm crawling up your wall👻 black and hairy 👀 very small. Now I'm up above you head💅 hanging by a little thread👁👄👁

[@RealRobloxians-a10]

Do a villager rap plzzz

[@MelloJello140]

“They rejected, disrespected scorned and shunned me, cold and hungry.” The way that line flows together is great

[@athan13590]

This rap is godlike, but criminally short. Just like the Arch-Illager

[@notalwaysseriousorsilly]

True

[@Janinmlol]

Underrated comment

[@frontporch7753]

Pretty nice likes

[@athan13590]

@@frontporch7753 Keanu Chungus KILLS TikTok in AMOGUS??? (NO CLICKBAIT)

[@coeshoes5500]

2 minutes and 50 seconds is short?

[@PopDonato2008]

1:49 hits hard, after 3 years this still hitting hard 🔥🔥🔥

[@dkindle4741]

For real

[@Epiccheeseboi]

Nah man this is more than facts

[@CathySmerilgio]

Fr Fr 🔥🔥🔥

[@HotdoggerYT]

Yesh

[@hmnkhan6246]

Oh ya

[@alexandercamarena3758]

1:49 is my favorite part

[@alexandercamarena3758]

And 2:33

[@kapitan_rob3723]

My too I am the arch illager living in a cave.... I can't stop singing that

[@justadoomfan3383]

Same

[@Obreyze]

That scared me

[@Barrel550]

Same

[@danbull]

Merry Christmas! Go and watch the new snow golem rap NOW! ► kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZycmIqfprOErs0

[@cheeseboy1108]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@1TSJUSTKAI]

@@cheeseboy1108 Lol???????

[@cheeseboy1108]

@@1TSJUSTKAI pls watch my channel wolf.......

[@cheeseboy1108]

@@1TSJUSTKAI pls bro

[@cheeseboy1108]

@@1TSJUSTKAI pllsssssssssssssss dude i subed 2 u!

[@extrem780]

"I gazed on in awe, following a short reconnaissance. I saw what lay before me it was called the orb of dominance" I genuinely love these lyrics

[@TheUltraChad]

"Orb” **shows cube**

[@Arthonika]

@@TheUltraChad did you forget you're in minecraft world? Everything is blocky

[@chypethechilean]

@@Arthonika shadows?

[@seanmcdaniel2037]

@@Arthonika Ender pearls: Do i mean nothing to you?

[@isaacnelson4503]

@@seanmcdaniel2037blocky not all perfect cubes also that boi is a 2D item it gets a pass

[@NicholasVelos]

0:55 is my fav part and a vid talking about what raps are the best arch liliger was on there and had this part

[@DarkRedX_X-gang]

Honestly same, til' I found out what well-endowed meant after rewacthin/re-listenin' to it

[@ichi6ix611]

“The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth."

[@traceyharris5325]

Daaaaang

[@traceyharris5325]

That’s dark

[@juliefarrell6688]

Is this not the plot of the entire game

[@theoneandonlyZef]

thats deep, my guy

[@joshmatzner9332]

"Hey they could have stood next to the fire with me instead of running away."

[@danbull]

10,000 likes and I'll do a ZOMBIE RAP for Halloween so make sure you're subscribed and turn notifications so you see them before they see you :P Also listen to this song on Spotify, it's called The Arch-Illager. WOW! PS I'll do the zombie rap anyway

[@ThickMilk.]

Cool

[@meganarendse8052]

Finally

[@MacheFan]

Sure I will do it

[@MacheFan]

I will subscribe

[@LouieDekai]

POV: 200k likes now

[@lionheartcopperhead691]

"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn’t want me they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me cold and hungry" those lyrics roll so well I have just listened to it 5 times in a row

[@veryuse1esss]

relatable

[@cync1987]

Same, except for me like 20

[@darkestbendy795]

I did that too just in the part when he says “NOW BOW DOWN SHIW ME THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD,HEY I SAID BOW DOWN THEN DROP TIL YOUR DEAD,stand in my path you get trampled like grass”that was my favorite part of the song 🤗

[@theonering2966]

I liked the smoothness at the end

[@kathyloelius5724]

I like it when he says bow down to the to me and then hits the guy with

[@vulture6068]

The Arch-Illiger might not be as evil as he appears in Minecraft Dungeons. The nasty Orb of Dominance is the real villain of the story. It brainwashed him. But the Arch-Illiger wouldn't have came close to that artifact if he was able to live with villagers. Everyone begins life with innocence, and everyone is rightfully innocent until proven guilty. The villagers shouldn't have shunned him just because he looked different. Familiar trope eh?

[@saradan170]

Technically the villagers are the real villains beacause they rejected him causing him to find the orb and become evil

[@jaydenramos1650]

Reminds me of the U.S. with black people (ok that was racist on my end, i don't mean to be racist but it's true)

[@TheCommander101]

I just see the villagers being racist to pillagers Which makes the pillagers attack the villagers upon contact everytime

[@Dasmemelord]

@@TheCommander101 And the villagers wonder why the illagers attack them

[@TheCommander101]

@@Dasmemelord exactly

[@isaacblanchard7598]

I believe the technical term for this song is FIRE. Love the music Dan Bull, even as you've grown more and more famous you've never stopped making incredible music!

[@CobalamusPrimeB-12]

Not just FIRE its soul fire

[@LooneyNuke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@LooneyNuke]

@Obsidius Nightbrother *laughs in Astley*

[@spacealien_4438]

@@LooneyNuke rick roll?

[@ultranovva]

@@LooneyNuke You sly little man

[@danbull]

Go and watch the new snow golem rap NOW! ► kzbin.info/www/bejne/mafTnaRteLOlY8k

[@starrybear4957]

snow golem..?

[@riptidetrident353]

already did, and i just wanna say, WHAT DID HE DO NEXT PLEAS

[@Poco28]

i love that song its kinda sad but its cool

[@samanthagray2787]

😡😟🎶😍🤨🥰😋😋🥰🤪😜😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞

[@Gulbanophool]

iron golem

[@casa5420]

"Or to put it bluntly they were being- A bunch of... considerably rude neighbours" Beautiful.

[@urlocalsewerat]

Bro he did nothing he should of said they acted like animals

[@casa5420]

@@urlocalsewerat You're making me say it, but the implied rhyme is 'being a bunch of c**** to me'. It's because the line "CUnsiderably rude neighbours" is both incongruous and suggesting, is the beauty of this work of art.

[@the_best_username]

Never noticed the joke until you made this comment. He's too polite to say it out loud lmao

[@CalebMcClure-j9t]

Considerably racist neighbors

[@mEmEzMaN...]

I immediately noticed the joke when i firs heard this

[@MisterPlayground]

"I may be small... but I'm kind of a big deal.." the most coldest lines that made my spine shiver

[@Agent_265]

First 20 seconds sound cool too.

[@user-s8gma48zzl34]

I WAS BORN INTO A CRUEL AND NASTY WORLD THAT DIDN'T WANT ME 🔥🔥👑👑🤏🤏🤏

[@Agent_265]

THEY REJECTED DISRESPECTED👎😖❌

[@MisterPlayground]

SCORNED AND SHUNNED ME, COLD AND HUNGRY!

[@peopleplaygroundhuman]

THE GUY FROM PPG☝😬

[@ekanshgarg1841]

1:49 replay this Satishfying

[@aleletigo3820]

YES

[@NeonStarWolf]

2:43 IS cool too

[@3braincelled-spaceboss451]

r/boneappletea?

[@reignchristianpasion1026]

I ruined your 40 likes

[@Cam61449]

Yup

[@capesword111]

An Arch-Illager boss mob in Minecraft would have very big shoes to fill, metaphorically speaking. I find this story fascinating, and I love how the ending fits it all together.

[@Jangofett-g7g]

It gives a erz illiger book

[@justsomeone3560]

1:46 this part gave me goosebumps. Chills literally went down my spine.

[@oooilamato]

IM THE ARCH ILLAGER NOW COME AND DOWN thats my fav

[@K4YK3_141]

Im a small illager,the littlest around! I have a feeling im going to be well endowed!... That line is FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nobrainer06]

Agree man

[@MikeWazowski680]

Agree

[@robloxer148]

Yep

[@PhreashContent]

You got to help me, I setup a counter since I discovered this song and with this time have listened to it 891 times…

[@K4YK3_141]

My will it stands proud Growing till i fit the throne so hand me the crown

[@Tygermite]

"I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal!" I love how Dan tries to add personality to Archie. Also seeming faithful to the story where Archie was never evil and was just a victim of a bad situation. ... Also, this song could also very easily reflect with Eren in Attack on Titan if we replace the Minecraft parts with AoT.

[@aleezaiqbal7788]

"I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal!" this is a quote for short and smoll ppl like me

[@athan13590]

This quote says absolutely nothing about Archie

[@MiniiPockets101]

@@athan13590 Small people are usually underestimated. *Until you realized that their crotch height*

[@athan13590]

@@MiniiPockets101 he was never underestimated. The Villagers' mistake wasn't underestimating him, he was weak at that point. Their mistake was using prejudice on a lone Illager that could do no harm. Likewise, no one underestimated him because of his height after that crown. It's a truth that it's a big deal, but it shows nothing about his character except an unimportant design choice.

[@masterwolfgaming3436]

⁠@@athan13590o be fair, OP states that Dan “tries to add personality to Archie”, so OP isn’t saying that it says anything about game Archie, their saying that Dan is giving Archie more character than he has in the game by having him say this.

[@convertible3848]

Eminem: I’m the best rapper The arch Illager: hold my crown 2:23

[@alextriguero8452]

Fr

[@WorldWeave]

This is now his (the arch-illager) canon voice...change my mind

[@bizzlemizzleproductions6931]

No

[@Pokeboxerbutsomeonestolemyname]

I want it to be

[@Dguao]

No

[@Dguao]

Boo

[@purplejellybean2870]

no. i wont

[@L1MB0T0R1U5]

0:43 favorite part 1 0:55 fav part 2 1:49 favorite part 3 2:33 favorite part 4 2:49 favorite part 5 edit: i've never got this many likes before, thanks

[@Canal_do_bryan275]

I'm the arch-illager now come on down! It's so 🔥🔥🔥

[@L1MB0T0R1U5]

DOWN INTO MY DUNGEON HAVE A LOOK AROUND 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@бульба-у7ъ]

У тебя небыло 6 лайков?

[@alsibb5361]

Love how u tell the story of the arch village. Dan bull is upgrarding each rap

[@blu3_b3rry18]

True

[@muhammadtanzeel8495]

[Lyrics] Verse 1 I was born into a cruel and unforgiving Nasty world that didn't want me They rejected, disrespected, scorned And shunned me, cold and hungry All I wanted was some company to be comfy But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch Of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look The doorway yawned awake slowly I wasn't brave normally But a strange force was calling me And so with flaming torch in hand I made my way forward, though those serrated Corners on the boulders made it awkward I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence 'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance [Chorus] I'm a small illager, the littlest around But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed I'm a small illager, my will it stands proud Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown Now bow down, show me the top of your head Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village Until you give in so run, you can't win If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that No need to thank me, here's a torch completely free of charge I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards Oh, I see you're planning a Resistance, if you're going to lead the charge Be advised, objects in your rearview appear large Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom I'm your new government coming for more than just your income You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers It's never gonna bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does I'm the arch-illager, now come on down Down into my dungeon, have a look around I'm the arch-illager living in a cave And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved Now come on down, down, come on quicker Chop chop, come on down, down some hard liquor I am the arch-illager, handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous Forcing my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance Repelling your torches, enemy forces Making me nauseous, better be cautious Or you'll be left on the edge of a Tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions I'm the arch-illager, thank you for coming down Now make yourself comfortable, have a look around I'm the arch-illager, catching you unaware If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair There now, what's the matter chuck? You look a little scared I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya That if you didn't give up then I'd have to confiscate your head Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it And I strongly advise that you do Is to bugger off

[@rnrhinoautospa5338]

No one will read this cus they already hear and they probably won't sing it

[@Wat3r_Cl0ck]

Ty for the lylics

[@ramdonchannelnobodycaredabout]

POV: your trying to type a good comment so you looked up the lyrics

[@AlisherU262]

Thank you very much

[@mohdfahmisamsudin5540]

That's one long reply 😕😕😕😕

[@AVGyerra22]

Iron Golem rap?

[@kaivanvuuren1377]

That sounds like a sad plus tuf guy combo rap. Defenitly something I would listen.

[@FudgewastakenReal]

You totally should do an an iron golem rap!!!!

[@urielgtz3093]

What about a rap about every single mob in minecraft especially the ones in the 1.17 caves and cliffs update trailer.

[@zephyboii1200]

Oooo damn yes please

[@beansontoast5996]

He hearted it. It’s next

[@Hyperkoopaboy845]

Wither storm rap?

[@mzEEE777]

YES!!!!

[@ecadenas2098]

Yes

[@TNTkiller159]

Hell yeah! I grow up with Minecraft story mode

[@MecHarseythe-oc8yk]

YES

[@Sengwon4]

idk not tryna start a war but i feel like that wouldn't be a good idea, maybe a normal wither tho or iron golem or guardian

[@Account-vd4qo]

2:22 damn bro those rhymes

[@Cam61449]

Grr(True)

[@mewhenwhen9607]

And fast

[@mohamedo7114]

DO 2x

[@chaarudivya5089]

Mmm

[@notactuallyanaltbutmymomsyt]

Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous, better be cautious, or you’ll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick

[@waka3897]

This is the most aggressively british voice I've heard you do

[@yeetus1688]

hehe bri'ish

[@TheUltraChad]

It’s bri’ish bc we drank the t

[@lucycox1833]

@@TheUltraChad you used the t to mix your tea.

[@TheUltraChad]

@@lucycox1833 yeah we used it to stir our tea

[@brib4911]

Yea! like who'd they get, Wheatly?!?!?!

[@ahlixemus8903]

I'm here before 10M+ views and this thing is as fire as it is then and now.

[@HAMSWE]

Same

[@monokoUwU]

S a m e

[@toothlessblue]

That's very optimistic lol

[@komododragon7619]

Same

[@wizeamniaton]

Same

[@the_one_and_all.]

"Im a small illager, the littlest around but now I've got a feeling im gonna be en-down" I love this part❤

[@IrjaJonssia]

Isn´t it well-endowed?

[@NatashaCane]

👍

[@mitlereeeee9574]

Wow the arch Illager is so strong he made the lyrics bow down lol

[@lolbots686]

bruh...that ilager went and kicked everyones ass with his hot fire spitin

[@elidonguna5188]

Good song

[@zombieminecraft4213]

Oh my my there are far worse mobs in the game.

[@trevorbeatz5741]

lol

[@sarazaman_official]

Damn, this kid is just way too *power full*

[@DomiAnimations]

Dan Bull: *New Minecraft Rap* *Clicks as fast as possible

[@kaivanvuuren1377]

Agreed 100% 100 times over :-)

[@Carrion_Cadaver]

Clicks even faster

[@EZ-qg7hp]

You ain’t the only one

[@davidzhao8947]

100% me

[@Mooni_Real]

So true

[@IronicallyYes]

This is the best, most addicting, rap song ever.

[@Keeperofsecrets93737]

Yes

[@Baldguyy69]

I'm the arch illager and I will pillage your villageuntil you giving someone you can't win it if you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass

[@gamersaprozian3685]

Yep its addictive

[@obuga2196]

Y E S

[@IbanezChicken]

Faxs

[@jaysonprevendido6868]

I like how Dan created this song of Arch illager, so villainous! Thanks for creating this rap😁😁😁

[@fireherobrian87_7]

Best of all the Mob raps, am I right

[@redlevelone6485]

No, the Creeper rap is the best

[@markhammonds9143]

it is

[@keketski5430]

I like all mob raps but i like the enderman one the best

[@LuaTech]

@@keketski5430 I enjoy pigman and enderman

[@keketski5430]

@@LuaTech nice my other fave would be skeleton rap

[@ninji_gaming6082]

the "Orb" of dominance is a cube whatever this is Minecraft.

[@BooBoomikey7274]

I was thinking that

[@quintinsockey7200]

Everything in minecraft is cubes

[@thecpg980]

@@quintinsockey7200 *cough* clock

[@thecpg980]

@@quintinsockey7200 *cough* egg

[@billcipher2144]

@@thecpg980 *cough* ender pearl

[@giojuegos7973]

lyrics I was born intro a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn´t want me they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me cold and hungry all i wanted was some company to be comfy but to put it bluntly they were being a bunch of considerably rude neighbours so i gave up then i stumbled on a bloody massive cave look the doorway yawned awake slowly i wasn´t brave normally but a strange force was calling me and so with flawing torch in hand i made my way forward though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward i gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance i saw what lay before me it was called the orb of dominance it held sway over my thoughts i gained confidence ´til at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance i´m a small illager the littlest around but now i´ve got a feeling i´m going to be well-endowed i am a small illager my will, it stands proud growing 'til i fit the throne so hand me the crown now bow down show me the top of your head hey i said bow down else i'll be dropping you head i am the arch-illager and i will pillage your village until you give in so run you can't win if you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass i see you haven't any heating i can provide that no need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge i'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards oh, i see you're planning a resistence? if you're going to lead the charge be advised objects in your rear view appear large your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'till my minions chased you straight away from my dominion so make haste spread my convenant all across the kingdom i;m your new government coming for more than just your income you can try assembling a rebellion of adventures it's never going bother me, my friend so don't pretend it does i'm the arch-illager now come on down down into my dungeon have a look around i am the arch-illager living in a cave and having a party while keeping villagers enslaved now come on down down come on quicker chop chop chop come on down down some hard liquor i am the arch-illager handle my business now everybody give a big hand to ours visitors look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous forcing my hand you're going to be all prisoners no forgiveness i'm sending in my skeletons in regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance repelling your torches enemy forces making me nauseous better be cautious or you'kk be left on the edge of a tall cliff awkward better restore quick then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions i'm the arch-illager thank you for coming down now make yourself comfortable have a look around i am the arch-illager catching you unawares if you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met so glad you come down down summoned to my lair there now what's the matter, chuck? you look a little scared i am the arch-illager and i warned you that if you didn't give up then i'd have to confiscate your head

[@ian.clarence.2011]

If somebody says this is useless i'll confiscate their head

[@giojuegos7973]

@@ian.clarence.2011 XD thanks

[@OKOK-kl2tz]

So poor 7 likes

[@mycatsgaming6888]

@@ian.clarence.2011 god wants to know your location

[@thatonedude920]

Okie dokie

[@Random_stuff-we6be]

Song lyrics 🎶Musik🎶 🎶I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world🎶 🎶they didn’t want me🎶 🎶they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me🎶 🎶cold and hungry🎶 🎶all I wanted was some company to be comfy🎶 🎶but too put it bluntly they were being a bunch of considerably rude neighbors so I gave up🎶 🎶then I stumbled on a big bloody massive cave look🎶 🎶the doorway yawned awake slowly🎶 🎶I wasn’t braved normally but a strange force was calling me🎶 🎶and so with flaming Torch hand I made my way forward🎶 Srry I give up it’s Litterly 01:03

[@maggieboyd6858]

People who don’t know Minecraft: how is the light still lit in the rain? Everyone else: MINECRAFT LOGIC

[@pablo-arteaga]

Read the official Minecraft Dungeons book.

[@EZ-qg7hp]

Yeah

[@LooneyNuke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@maggieboyd6858]

@@LooneyNuke wowwww

[@ematic0054]

Torches can still light up even when it’s raining

[@acoutwcoutwocg]

Dude, that "I'M THE ARCH-ILLAGER!" was just neat.

[@proberge1]

This is your only reply I CAN DO IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@syalelopes]

Not anymore 😏😏😏

[@nooodont8105]

ThIrD

[@katefitz171]

You made this, two months ago in December

[@katefitz171]

I'm sorry typo I meant you made this comment 1 months ago

[@thecraftycreeper7463]

heros: oh crap we are not strong enough to fight this small boy. steve: sign me up.

[@Okbinoutube]

Oh hello me :) xD

[@chasethemaster3440]

Steve: yes it is me the almighty god the main character this little boy can’t beat me even with his army little boy your nothing without the orb of domestic so just give up while you still can because if you don’t then your gonna end up dead

[@aaaaaalowercasescream]

Hemlo

[@user-pm4yd3cf4p]

@@chasethemaster3440 orb of domestic LMFAO

[@_I_dont_know_what_to_put_]

Herobrine: This peasant is no match for my god-like powers

[@jordondoesthings]

0:24 "They were being a bunch of CUNsiderably rude neighbors"

[@PhreashContent]

You got to help me, I setup a counter since I discovered this song and with this time have listened to it 891 times…

[@choisoyoung6698]

ii

[@daniellefiddes5305]

Introducing the Arch Illager the most badass and small Illager around

[@ivanplays755]

I like how the "orb" of dominance is called "orb" of dominance even though it doesn't shape like an orb

[@doctornether2885]

It's an orb by Minecraft standards

[@monke7919]

@@doctornether2885 no it could be enderpearl shaped

[@doctornether2885]

For a block, not an Item

[@amethyst_nightfall9894]

@@monke7919 yeah y nah they r kinda orb like

[@scrunk_]

I feel like it would be funnier if it was actually a circle, which would be why it could control people

[@ivanplays755]

0:19 some of the villagers are holding pitch fork(whatever it's name is) and they don't even fight back to any of their enemies they can't even try and fight a single zombie

[@redstocat5455]

Wait a second, WHAT

[@SirCheeseburger-qw8bl]

Its more for visual effect

[@Sea_foam-vt6dx]

"I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal" Damn that line was fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@thelonelyshivy5370]

"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn't want me" my new status

[@TheNutsMan]

*EDGE LORDDD*

[@greensjade0360]

Bruh

[@cheesed-kun8445]

@@TheNutsMan are they wrong though ?

[@TheNutsMan]

@@cheesed-kun8445 not really. When you're into edgy emo e-girls you meet on discord, no one in this world is gonna want you.

[@djhupp6333]

I feel that I really do

[@BalwinderSingh-om7eq]

I just love this arch-illager song

[@amaritheguy]

Same

[@casda5226]

Same

[@Goldfish_Brain]

It’s accurate to literally the lives of every shy middle school kid

[@ilikearsoncr]

Ye

[@KingNedya]

"Look at you and your gang." Me playing singleplayer: "No need to rub it in..." :'(

[@jsmithra173]

I don't even have any friends...on Minecraft

[@jackdickson7906]

I know how ya feel m8.

[@Cybop100]

Well join a realm

[@KingNedya]

@@Cybop100 Realms cost money. Plus, on top of the money that realms cost, PlayStation Plus costs even more money, at $60 a year, which I just simply don't have.

[@TheRealEastroid]

I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world That didn't want me They rejected, disrespected, scorned, and shunned me Cold and hungry, all I wanted was some company To be comfy, but to put it bluntly, they were being A bunch of considerably rude neighbors, so I gave up Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look The doorway yawned awake slowly, I wasn't brave normally But a strange force was calling me And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance I saw what lay bеfore me, it was called the Orb of Dominance It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence 'til at once the commoners, no longer had my tolerance [Chorus: Dan Bull] I am a small illager, the littlest around But now, I've got a feeling I'm going to be well-endowed I am a small illager, my will, it stands proud Growing 'til I fit the throne, so hand me the crown [Verse 2: Dan Bull] Now bow down, show me the top of your head Hey, I said bow down! Else, I'll be dropping you dead! I am the arch-illager, and I will pillage your village until you Give in, so run you can't win if you stand in my path, you'll get trampled like grass I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that No need to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge! I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards! Oh, I see you're planning a resistance? If you're going to lead the charge, be advised, objects in your rear view appear large! Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion! So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income! You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers It's never going to bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does [Chorus: Dan Bull] I'm the arch-illager Now, come on down! Down into my dungeon, have a look around! I am the arch-illager Living in a cave and having a party While keeping villagers enslaved! [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Now, come on down, down, come on, quicker, chop-chop! Come on down, down some hard liquor! I am the arch-illager, handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors! Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous! Forcing my hand, you're going to be all prisoners! No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons in regiments Defending us against your weapons with a vengeance! Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous! Better be cautious or you'll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward... Better restore quick then come down into the dungeon Where the smell is rather pungent Can't tell if it's your bunions, or you've been cutting some onions [Chorus: Dan Bull] I'm the arch-illager Thank you for coming down, now, make yourself comfortable Have a look around! I am the arch-illager Catching you unawares, if you come in unprepared Here's someone you haven't met! [Verse 4: Dan Bull] So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair There now, what's the matter, Chuck? You look a little scared! I am the arch-illager and I warned you that if you didn't give up Then, I'd have to confiscate your head!

[@бульба-у7ъ]

Спасибо

[@Arstotzkan_Government]

1:21 the song was so fire that it burned his house down

[@rajeshkushwaha3331]

Hhhhhvf

[@teddyman2954]

HAHAHA

[@lyonidus3073]

nice *burn*

[@ginavontawright5560]

You've been roasted I get the joke

[@Idontuseyoutubelollll]

I get the joke I get it lol

[@CreditToUsernameGenerator]

This is my favourite mob rap out of all the raps this guy has done

[@bawproductions2707]

Lyrics Verse 1 I was born Into a cruel And unforgiving and nasty world That didnt want me They rejected disrespected Scorned and shunned me Cold and hungry All i wanted was Company to be comfy But to put it bluntly They were being A bunch of considerably rude neighbors So i gave up Then i stumbled on a bloody massive cave Look The doorway yawned awake slowley I wasnt brave Normaly but a force was calling me And so with flaming torch in hand i made my way forward though those serrated corners made it akward I gazed on in awe Following a shot reconnaissance I saw what lay before me It was called the orb of dominance It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence Till at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance Chorus Im a small illager The littlest around But now i have a feeling That im gonna be well endowed Im a small illager my will it stands proud Going til i fit the throne So hand me the crown (WIP)

[@Parrtot]

👏👏👏

[@stitchfaceyt5948]

Amazing

[@bopinbox4283]

AWESOME 👏👏👏

[@kosmosthetruthteller6420]

Thank you my friend for writing this

[@aliciasansome791]

Now bow down Show me the top of your head Hey I said bow down Else I’ll be dropping you down dead I am the arch-Illager and I will pillage your village Until you give in So run You can’t will If you stand in my path You’ll get trampled like grass I see you haven’t Any heating I can provide that No need to thank me Here’s a torch Completely free of charge I’ll leave your family tree scorched

[@ttcreeper1676]

To give you credit this and every other rap youve ever done are the best thing ive heard ill rate this one a 10/10 every minecraft rap ive heard is stuck in my head thats how you know their good and also ive looped this 20 times over i like it so much also my fav part 00:43

[@A.MesutGOKBERK]

1:10 my fav part

[@DogManWes2790]

Yes

[@upmost2766]

A Minecraft Dungeon rap has no right to be this good!

[@jocosesonata]

"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving, nasty world that didn't want me." Damn, what an opening line. I'm-a steal that for a thing I'm writing, whoop! **jumps out of window**

[@SomeoneIG42]

@@tuzki8631 more plz

[@ionisator1]

@@tuzki8631 reminds me of 177013

[@minadeganabdalle1737]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@randomlightstand]

@@minadeganabdalle1737 ?????

[@maryamma9576]

I was born into a dirty and virus infected world with corona, they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned the rules of corona. All I wanted was a clean and virus free world to be *ALIVE* but to put it bluntly they never listened and went out to get positive for corona and dies in less than 2 weeks. So I gave up, And moved to live at Mars.

[@TeamEchoFNC]

1:46 once the beat goes it is so good, I've been playing this game for ages and I love this rap I've listened to this for like a whole day straight

[@Thatonekid-r2t]

What is the name

[@Finn_7117]

Hopefully he didn’t get kicked out of art school

[@PikaPotterhead07]

XD

[@Kebwawb]

XDDDDDD

[@PurplLunaR]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Seppevh]

oh no

[@zl5053]

Waiting for the one that doesnt understand it xd edit: just look in the comments its been explaint

[@jeremyvigil4557]

"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn't want me" i think i just made a new friend

[@gamingwithlewit35]

Deja vu

[@johndickinson2958]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@swetagupta13]

Bixu army op

[@TirmiziHassan]

Na bro

[@marcosduran149]

Same ; - ; im lonley ; - ;

[@Helpplsssst]

We making out of the dungeon with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Ratzz124]

2:33 is a my fav part

[@andrewsgamingvids]

my fav part is 1:50

[@Frogcatsclub]

Mines 1:02

[@Frogcatsclub]

Really it's 1:05

[@TheStupendium]

I feel like this sort of video would do better if it were posted on a Saturday at around 7pm, don't you?

[@pollynetplays2471]

Why not Six PM?

[@studpidguy5968]

Idk maybe some other nice british rapper will post something around that time

[@imbaconplate8872]

@@studpidguy5968 maybe idk who would do it thow

[@chinmustache6420]

I think that would be magnificent

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

@@chinmustache6420 Stupendous, even

[@Raving_Rando]

Okay. I've been listening to this over and over again for the last few days. Darn you Dan for making another addicting song!

[@Duck_TheDuck]

:)

[@whaatsg]

a drop of intensity is enough to send goosebumps and this REALLY awesome

[@ImperialKraut]

@DanBull.0 I mean I’ll take it lol

[@dingdong896]

When everyone bully the quiet kid But then he reach into his backpack and pull up the orb of dominance

[@shadowcat9904]

:) you mean the cube of dominance

[@dingdong896]

@@shadowcat9904 yes thx

[@MaplePuffin]

wait its just an amethest block

[@dingdong896]

@@MaplePuffin Always has been

[@MaplePuffin]

gasp

[@phantolmao]

Illager: doesn’t bow Arch-Illager: b o n k

[@NeonWasInUse]

"go to not-bowing jail."

[@surachetkoomwong6155]

i like ya cut g

[@FinnIsSleepy]

more like: I LIKE YA BALD SPOT G

[@Keeperofsecrets93737]

@@FinnIsSleepy 👏

[@CaseohWorkerTim]

that was no illager it was evoker

[@mistahspoke9281]

"Orb of Dominance" ah yes I too know what a cube is.

[@alicenotangel1923]

LMAOOOO didn't catch that one good eye

[@herobrinegirl1038]

Lol

[@DamianFreter]

Ha

[@LooneyNuke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@alicenotangel1923]

@@LooneyNuke jokes on you I got a non-skippable ad! >=D

[@adarts2025]

When he said: “it’s arching time” and illagered the whole place, I burst into tears Such an emotional scene, filled my heart with joy 10/10 ✊🏻✨

[@berra.tanemm]

00:36 soooooooo cuteee faceee 😍😍😍😍

[@pollynetplays2471]

The chorus is amazing, honestly. Massive head-bangs were had.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Yo Dan nice touch, you really struck the real rap genre because this (out of all your other raps) is actually the most in tune with the black rap of the 60s and 70s. Rock on broddah

[@Le_yung_blood]

“IM THE ARCH-ILLAGER NOW COME ON DOWN DOWN INTO MY DUNGEON HAVE A LOOK AROUND”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Casethil_]

Pretty awesome rap not gonna lie Dan bull with another masterpiece have a nice day

[@henu16]

Definitely!

[@henu16]

This rap s awsome

[@francesredmond3181]

No you

[@cooptionalxb1]

I retract my previous statement. Forget the Iron Golem Rap. We need a Warden rap. I think it'd sound cool if it was similar to the Enderman rap given how creepy the Warden is supposed to be.

[@nanuqo2006]

boss rap battle

[@cooptionalxb1]

@@nanuqo2006 Well, the Warden isn't a boss. It doesn't have a boss health bar, it doesn't drop anything worth while, and we aren't meant to kill it.

[@nanuqo2006]

@@cooptionalxb1 Don't get pendantic over a minecraft rap video idea

[@itscznben8728]

why not both

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

That would be interesting

[@Persondingus]

I can’t stop listening to this

[@derpyderp1156]

Same

[@petrosss]

M2

[@100normalnameguy5]

This is mine 100th time listening-

[@linagonsales5986]

Hi

[@Fredrick_with_that_sauce]

Me to

[@ShirleyK.Edwards]

Song +dan bull = fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@theaverageartist5993]

Army general: Fire at will That One solider Named Will:

[@imbadatvideogames9770]

**Fear intensifies**

[@pogs9765]

Okay what d0esbthis have to do with the video though?

[@mycatsgaming6888]

@@pogs9765 nothing But why... Why would you "say" this?

[@theaverageartist5993]

Lol

[@theaverageartist5993]

Simply

[@RussUno]

“Hey I said bow down!” *smacks*

[@ethanwhitcomb5333]

XD

[@argonian9440]

b o n k

[@yeetus1688]

*Smacking intesifies*

[@argonian9440]

@Angel Calzada yes

[@ava-clairehill791]

Shoosh! *smacks illager

[@kolejnyhejeter_anotherhater]

"I wasn't brave normally , but a strange force was calling me"- me going to kitchen at 3a.m Edit: Thank you for the likes!

[@minaashido518]

(Sometimes I steal chocolate in broad daylight with my dad in the next room and with no idea where my sis or mom r)

[@minaashido518]

(When I have ( ) it means I’m out of character by the way)

[@SonicFanXtreme]

3 am*

[@Cybop100]

I went down at 3am(I was hungry 😋)

[@luckless1497]

Exacly

[@watermelongaming3698]

Man made an entire rap on a single cutscene, the intro one at that.

[@device057plus6]

The no-rap version has nothing compared to this. This is much much more epic-er.

[@thatoneflame3119]

What’s the no-rap version?

[@gab_solo2391]

@@thatoneflame3119 The cutscene in minecraft dungeons, they just added rap over it

[@antfarm5845]

@@gab_solo2391 it’s sounds like something from LOTR

[@XavierKaziTheZombie]

Well this feels like a final boss. Is the Taco Bell rap your final boss, Daniel?

[@thistleserbel2214]

No the pizza hut rap is.

[@tasteedonuts9791]

I work there... Pog

[@nategreen716]

that's because the arch illager is.

[@LooneyNuke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@nategreen716]

@@LooneyNuke im not gonna click it, but i believe that is a rick roll

[@mediccaleb]

The voice fits perfectly Also,this song is SO good I listen to it all day

[@anishswain9108]

0:56 is amazing

[@superpatchemario]

Back then when this game was announced. I thought this was a Minecraft update. I was so hyped, but it wasn't minecraft, it was a spinoff. But it was still freaking cool.

[@fennecfox4982]

❤️ I can’t stop listening to this song

[@Celsiusman]

Me too

[@junhongsim3909]

Me too

[@robertbohney1521]

Me too

[@randomguy1496]

Me too

[@cubeassassin5374]

Me too

[@rottinginmybed247]

I really hope there is a spider song,hopefully in the future he will do one I would love to know what song he would make for them

[@OPEnderMan-e9r]

this is the best rap you have ever made ever since the first one you made I'm not joking every rap you made you can get over it at some point but this rap never gets old keep it up bro

[@aarongamingz6295]

1:43 shows its the minecraft dungeons trailer thank you for making the trailer better :)

[@kaiburtenshaw2837]

Thats the intro not the trailer

[@Lawyer-4-hire]

​@@kaiburtenshaw2837It's both maybe.

[@pillager_are_cool]

Arch illager:bow down! Villager?:ok Evoker:hoo Arch illager: i say bow down! Evoker: po

[@MadmanMagoo]

ikr the evoker is acting like he is better than the other illagers

[@Ice-ps9yo]

Imagine if the arch illager actually became a boss in minecraft

[@salehjebreel6168]

C O O L

[@xiaoyichen8488]

System zee has already made it so

[@unknownpalooza8475]

I have no choice but to stop what am I doing and bow down to him, and join the illagers' wrath

[@Idontuseyoutubelollll]

@@unknownpalooza8475 lol

[@Spectra_Phoenix]

Yes that was cool because he spawns Ilagger and than you can make a Emerald farm or he drops his magic wand

[@garg4531]

“I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn’t want me” Aren’t we all?

[@scatterbrain8764]

Not something I expected to hear, but I'm glad you made it nonetheless. I really like how the first parts sync up to the intro cinematic, and the whole flow and feeling is just great as always.

[@AlexAwesomedude]

the 100th wave in a raid be like 1:15

[@j0linaa]

problem, u need 40mins or more to finde the last fricking guy and give up

[@hairarul7315]

Wat

[@yeseniaochoa3638]

That would be sick!

[@nobody-fe2yk]

Yes

[@nobody-fe2yk]

YES

[@dagrazytcom5492]

The scene where the adventurers are going down the elevator gets me everytime. It's great. It reminds me of the skit from Viva la Dirt where the adventurer is using npc to fight the boss for him. He gets a trader a blacksmith, a fisherman, and a man who lost his way. Then they all walk into the boss room and like a light bulb *click* all of the npc bring out weapons and get ready to defeat the boss. Reminds me of that. The one adventurer in this video who runs away from the raid just to have better equipped people come in after. Yeah, that's like cops calling in SWAT to solve a solution. Couldn't do it safely so the big boys are called and show up.

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

Morning! Nice day for fishing ain't it?! *turns fishing rod into a weapon*

[@Blixer2433]

Nah the graphics in this animation like 1:52 the shining was so good bro😍

[@Devil-Dogs]

I put this on a 999 hour loop and it doesn't get old

[@footwithuke]

Cool

[@andrewsgamingvids]

I don't think KZbin lets you upload a video that long.

[@madelbaldon]

lier

[@okok-oe5sr]

@@andrewsgamingvids loop mode