BROCCOLI BARS 2: RUGBUGGERY | Dan Bull

[@danbull]

New album coming tomorrow (Friday), this track plus 11 more. I'll be putting the whole thing on KZbin so make sure you have notifications on!

[@Emargy]

How about creating a whole album with Broccoli songs? Like a Broccoli recipe rap album :D

[@reddeimon475]

can you rap in Cockney please?

[@NotAFunnyBunny]

Is the entire album comedy / meme rap or will it have anything in common with Face / Safe?

[@Rift2123]

Dan Bull yes just yes love broccoli lyrics haha always entertaining looking forward to new album :)

[@angusgodden8937]

Dan Bull r u going to do re7

[@gagglegames]

I love this character. I just wanna throw you in a field full of broccoli so I can listen to all the raps forever.

[@freemovies4990]

Steam Condenser same

[@thuglife1792]

Same here bro

[@gordon9768]

Dan what are you doing, dan dont do it DAN DONT LICK IT... ah well fuxk here we go again.

[@moderatelysizedchad1502]

Danschnitzelman That sounds so weird out of context

[@seanwattsmoore8507]

MrBrokenGamer yea lol

[@gordon9768]

Sean Wattsmoore LOL

[@Theron101]

yep

[@antienoob]

yep

[@seancorrigan3531]

Hahaha read the Sick Lyrics policy! "Why are you reading this?" "Are you expecting an easter egg?" You're damn right I was, Dan.

[@mperritoz]

I think Dan would be great as a villain in a late 19th/early 20th century British TV series or movie.

[@SD-de4do]

Yeh he's just evil enough to pass for a criminal

[@theguywithsomething8634]

I reckon if he was a villain, he'd be a Jack the Ripper type. If he was a good guy though, I'm imagining someone reminiscent of Winston Churchill. But that's just me, I guess.

[@justsomeguy3282]

Like a Victorian hamalton

[@VintageRubyFilms]

Well, he HAS technically played both Jack the Ripper and Winston Churchill, both for Epic Rap Battles of History. Do those count?

[@andrewwillismusic]

my 3 year old son keeps shouting "DAN BULL!!!" recently. this song made his day.

[@IsabelChetwood]

Androgynaut aww that's adorable 😃

[@shadmandem918]

He's going to grow up licking broccoli and being disappointed.

[@andrewwillismusic]

at least he will have his veggies

[@sandblocks7637]

how does he know who dan bull is? is he a genius who can work a computer at 3?

[@andrewwillismusic]

cause I watch dan bull a lot

[@NiMDA]

IT TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS AND IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT

[@kabato5227]

NiMDA IKR!!! How many years have we been waiting?

[@sandblocks7637]

400 years

[@owlfam1839]

Next is the Batman Rap ep 2

[@sandblocks7637]

really?

[@UNKNOWN-fx7rk]

NiMDA episode 3

[@skitzo.4952]

"Being you - Sucks to be" that's just so good, everytime I listen to this I get goosebumps. I think it's curing my OCD

[@manolotrlolo]

I think Dan has to lick Broccoli more often...

[@Danolf]

Indeed

[@Narutokun11]

That Sick Lyrics Only Policy document slayed me cuz I actually read it. A stroke of genius Dan. I support you doing more shenannery of this sort.

[@Babyentertainer]

love it,,well done

[@professorjanus4905]

Sweet, broccoli is the new LSD! *Takes a bite out of a large bush of broccoli* DAMN IT DAN, YOU MADE ME EAT HEALTHY!

[@clanso7887]

Lol yes

[@Tigercup9]

I don't -always- ever listen to rap, but when I do, it's Dan Bull.

[@BatailleRapTishort]

Some Guy then you won't be getting a trachectomy

[@Tigercup9]

Dodged a bullet there!

[@s4botager]

same

[@NoManLP]

I am never disappointing watching Dan's vids and listening to his rap. Its always a joy.

[@Ruddy_Games]

We need a broccoli album. Love the two you so far. So addictive

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

Your allergy to broccoli has an amazing effect. Never seen someone who reacted like this.

[@tuxedomask1323]

The thing I like about Dan Bull the most is the excessive amount of great/advanced vocabulary that he uses in his raps.

[@-Dygex]

I believe this is one of my favorite works of yours, I memorized it last night so I can listen to it when I don't have technology!

[@qbpie]

With those rolled R's, it sounded to me like Stephen Briggs's version of Lord Vetinari just took acid and decided to have some fun.

[@Bauhauskiddo]

Tim Bedard that's a hilarious mental image.

[@virgichisjaya6232]

Dan Bull you are amazing

[@ThreeProphets]

This looks like the type of fellow that might appreciate a Brown Bess Muzzle-Loading Smooth Bore Musket.

[@HaterTaterLater]

I think this type of allergy varies from person to person. Here in the US, a couple of dudes licked brocoli and one person gained red dredds and the ability to sound like a happy robot while the other looked like a knock-off Bob Marley and sounded REAALLY high.

[@senseispud2197]

So... Bob Marley, then

[@qwert4044]

3 years later and still good.i have a certain level of respect for u Mr.douglby

[@lunabrie3913]

i have most of your songs on CDs and listen to them constantly. I LOVE your raps!!!

[@theblitzkrieggamer3196]

I wish I had a broccoli allergie if it gave me that skill to drop sick beats

[@neonflash1364]

Dan's better than all rappers nowadays. He doesn't rap about pussy, weed and other dumb shit.

[@sadisticpepe6849]

yeah, all rappers should rap about broccoli

[@McBenjiii]

XxneonflashxX Scp Try Aesop Rock. I personally think his lyricism is some of the best you'll find, ever. Try starting with the song "Rings."

[@insertnamehere4560]

Giraffen Benji I loved the impossible kid album it was great

[@sandblocks7637]

and he doesnt swear and say the n-word every 5 seconds

[@sandblocks7637]

no, it just makes me feel awkward when people say it, although i have nothing against black people

[@SirMangler]

Woot! Now we can start asking for Broccoli Bars 3 because this one was so awesome.

[@Voxuel]

Holy fucking shit this gotta be one of the best things I've heard you do :D So glad you still keeping it up man!

[@ifleecy1285]

This shit still slaps

[@RowBlanka]

dam do one like that agaon pls, we need part 4

[@TheMuteone231]

I've asked on Twitter and all your other broccoli bars vids WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER BROCCOLI BARS!??!?!?!?!

[@vuppet5684]

For some reason, I Love this rap so much

[@waywardson286]

I love the alter ego Dan get from broccoli. Eat more Broccoli Dan!

[@MoxStash]

well this is a lovely video to watch just before bed

[@foolserrand9715]

Agreed Doing it right now in fact

[@zeroinfinity5864]

Same

[@fumo7467]

guys we need to sneak more brocoli into dan's food for the sake of rappers everyware

[@neophoys]

Holy Broccoli! This was a truly outstanding performance! The synergy between the beat and your chosen style was beyond godly! I'll have to listen to this on repeat, keep em coming Dan!

[@AydenGelinas]

This is definitely his best of the three broccoli bars he did! Hilarious and catchy song! This song is extremely British, and I am a sucker for British humor!

[@Notsbaby]

DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGIAN WITH THE SICK BEATS

[@twimc8890]

Best song you've made.

[@izzy1221]

WHOO HOOO THE RETURN OF DOUGLBY! BEST SEQUEL EVER! **scarfs more broccoli**

[@zyonhenderson67]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@PIGGISACK]

Zyon Henderson hi Crash

[@patsthereviewer9203]

Another great rap for the one and only Dan Bull.

[@Deebold_]

My new fav song

[@StefanIsapanda]

Fav dan bull song

[@petermarsh4578]

Yes! I've been looking for the full version of this song since you used it on the E3 just dance video a couple of years back :)

[@SuperJman6076]

Licking broccoli is a dangerous habit and you shouldn't be condoning these dangerous experiences, Mister Bull!

[@NoNameHasBeenFound]

I can't tell you how excited and jittery I was to see this on my feed.

[@tellguzzo9848]

this is amazing and made my day! I literally can't stop listening and couldn't be more excited for the new album!

[@abkdva3762]

I cannot wait for this amazing album Dan.

[@kevintemple245]

I was hoping this would be on part with the first one. I was not disappointed. I wish I could send you a whole crate of broccoli!

[@mauviamodi8249]

Can't wait to listen to the whole album Dan.

[@speedydog3882]

Just pre-ordered your album! Can't wait!

[@KyleLadrian]

Well... You successfully recreated the confused enjoyment I felt when I listened to the first Allergic Reaction to Broccoli, and I knew what was coming this time. I'll admit, I didn't think it was possible

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

i've been waiting far too long for this. its amazing

[@seanod3663]

He beats are sick he can make anything sound good

[@Rift2123]

Love this album haha Dan we need broccoli bars on all your albums they so good

[@Broken_valley]

This is sick! I have listen to you for a long time it's sweet to here your sounds in the beat to!

[@Jordanlolqwerty]

I MISSED THIS, MORE OF THIS , PLEASE.

[@Blutric]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS!

[@DEKILL_official]

I love the feel of this one, the phasing and the syncopation of the instrumental and the lyrics rhythmically fitting the odd "plinky" music, it's great, the bars aren't as great as number one, but this is the number two, so obviously it needs to be more shit (insert airhorn audio clip). But really though, great job m8!

[@scottdonahue7633]

Didn't like this song much when it came out. Now I can't stop listening. Thanks Douglby

[@StarrrrySkies]

so glad you did another one of these songs. I loved the first one and this one is just as brilliant :)

[@OliveeGarden]

ITS BEEN SO LONG I LOVED THE FIRTS ONE

[@tawneewhite8511]

Ok mister you are a rap master

[@mccoyster3030]

You are one of the greatest lyricists of our time.

[@IZEDEPTIC]

Classic Dan with a mic in one hand and some Broccoli in the other!

[@SlavelikeConstructs]

Sick. Glad you made another one of these.

[@HatedConman]

I was waiting for a second one for so long!

[@Jskid666]

YESSSSSS I have been waiting for this for too long!

[@nathanschubert3048]

I was alternating between laughing and being grossed out.

[@lez8373]

I have been waiting so F**king long for this. (Releaves Satisfaction)

[@ARP318]

Wow. Fantastic job Dan, I really like the style here.

[@TLK_Andy]

Long have I waited for this day.

[@yahaloo7883]

Finally! Ive been waiting since forever!

[@brennur3731]

I think the immunity might need a tiny bit less of broccoli

[@brennur3731]

And a bit more bubbly

[@dreragetv2278]

@Dan Bull bro you kill Shit every time homie we need a mix tape from you no lie

[@nathanbrunt390]

Lol, I loved the last broccoli rap this was amazing.

[@Munenori015]

I remember the lines "Rap's raconteur back on tour, I'll blap a crap reviewer, sacre bleu" were featured in a post-video promo and I've been hoping this would be released sometimes... now all that's left is to wait for another Batman song! :)

[@nohero23]

As a great Englishman already said: "Eat your greens, especially broccoli".

[@ozznik9717]

That was sick. Like really lit in a gentlemanly fashion!

[@ThisIsTenou]

You were right, it was a waste of time to read it ^^

[@lore5585]

Dan Bull's Slim Shady

[@yourgoodfriend276]

Dan and his alter ego both rap. Apparently, his lyrics were so fire that they burned his very soul.

[@Formidable1]

truly incredible

[@CackJooling]

I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

[@deancorleone]

Gets better and better every view !!

[@yomandisorion]

we NEED more of these! amaze

[@haukur1154]

We need more of this kind of rap

[@YTyranPcGaming]

I've been listening to this on spotify for a while now and was waiting for a music video 👌💜. nice one ;)

[@Kalibby22]

lmao holy shit dan. this was the laugh i needed this morning lol

[@mpac419]

Dan bull it's good to see you upload new videos and can you do a out last 2 rap plz when it comes out

[@ranga1551]

What a great song, nice sequel

[@TTomni]

I really enjoyed this one Dan. Thank you so much and Best of Wishes Mate :).

[@Jollyyy_]

I'm intrigued by Dan's broccoli obsession!

[@Frozzy33]

We waited 4 fucking years for this

[@GlitchEmpireBrett]

hashhhaha this is good dude keep up the good work and i saw u in ERB

[@GlitchEmpireBrett]

nice XD

[@freemovies4990]

GlitchEmpire Jack the Ripper or the new one

[@sandblocks7637]

and did he reply to his own comment?

[@ThomasEdgley]

oh thats right he was winston churchill right?

[@GlitchEmpireBrett]

i saw both toby rudov clark

[@IAmCarnifex]

As soon as I heard the "Rap's Raconteur" line, God that took me back xD

[@shinitaiyg3002]

Last time i was here i was watching the first slimey limey rap xD so glad he's still around

[@zeromage0243]

please danbull do telltale walking dead season 1 rap

[@onedappaboi652]

zero mage024 no dan anymore, just douglby

[@seanwattsmoore8507]

zero mage024 he's releasing the album first

[@freemovies4990]

Do it dan

[@CallMeGamer]

Just Dan it

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

zero mage024 he should wait till they're all out so he can just cover them all at once

[@seppokajantie9588]

Even above the jokes and the funny character, this is just a really good rap.