If You Roll I Roll | Genshin Impact

[@itspaikon]

tuonto said i can post this Clips Channel: kzbin.info/door/9MPcpeWS0SYO6WvzRFm8xw I STREAM AS WELL: www.twitch.tv/itspaikon JOIN MY DISCORD: discord.gg/Et9Nct8M7P

[@eunyungbaek]

AYO

[@brookeisreal]

💪👍

[@mistypixl]

I remember this stream XD

[@hahahehe_unfunny6914]

:)

[@koreythao8813]

Hiiiiiii can you please do I liveeeeeeee I wanna be in your stream

[@fatimaaltheaapadan169]

I deadass saw a post on Twitter saying a 'Tuonto' joined their world, and the fact that Tuonto actually said it wasn't him makes it funnier

[@karmachan1390]

WHAT- 💀💀

[@riaaaaa8127]

LMFSO WHAT

[@onlyx1u]

HELP

[@janjan_28]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mikoziiss_]

HELPPPPPP

[@salemsalmon8086]

well if you’re going to impersonate tuonto, you’re bound to be blessed with the qiqi curse.

[@lameesabu-laban5450]

exactly

[@DR-7]

Are you telling me... That i am bound to get qiqi if i impersonate him...? Alright, i am Tuonto now.

[@Coke_andmentosforlife]

@@DR-7 same :)

[@northmoth]

Deja vu

[@RyzenExtreme]

Omg gooo you so kawi

[@xxsssdsdsds6619]

Paikon: Calls internet police Also paikon: **Disguises as Tuonto**

[@HappyCat6412.]

The 690 likes

[@vielotet357]

2k now

[@vinn9579]

LMFAO

[@vielotet357]

@@vinn9579 probably more than 2k actually

[@Cattonatto_]

He also lied he got the characters lol 😂

[@Eriss_]

Genshin is one of the only games, where when someone asks what you're doing, and you say rituals, they'll just go "understandable have a nice day" without batting an eye. You try that in other areas of your life, I dare you.

[@kingfisher9589]

lol so true

[@Stephanie22217]

Lmaoooo

[@larxielledrenoul9305]

Paikon : "im f2p :D" while wearing Jean summer skin

[@taohu7537]

Lmoa

[@lamp6909]

In a while, this reply section will be hell, and I’ll explain: Events(I’m pretty sure that the event only gave Barbara skin but...) It doesn’t increase damage in any way, but u can still consider them f2p. If they bought genesis crystals, they only bought the skin. This is also a alt account, not the f2p account. Just s guess doe :)

[@rvezx6367]

@@lamp6909 also he have 60k+ genesis crystals and him on stream changed it to primo

[@lamp6909]

@@rvezx6367 hm

[@HxneyElixir]

@@lamp6909 a lot of people consider f2p as not spending any money at all on your account, and getting thru with what mihoyo gives in-game. which is why you'd be called "Free to Play". welkins, battlepasses, primos and skins; if you spend real money for those, you'll no longer considered f2p, even if its a small amount. which is when youre categorized as a Light Spender. /nm

[@wldk2044]

seeing this vid, honestly makes me realize that whaling is less satisfying than f2p/just spending on welkin. imo, u appreciate more when u finally get the 5* that uve been saving for.

[@ПостороннимВ-й2ю]

@@lewst C2 Raiden maybe?

[@rainynight8385]

someone is a masochist for the grind lol

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

mhm!!..f2p gurantee huhu

[@Coke_andmentosforlife]

Honestly its nothing different

[@laylam9997]

I agree, being a light spender/f2p makes the gacha more fun and more satisfying. Whereas whaling seems to be kind of boring. No excitement in pulling.

[@zhythe._.official]

Paikon: "I got her" Haru: "Got Who?" Paikon:"Uhhhh" Also Paikon: "Her"

[@OnPuncMa]

No replies here for some reason.

[@DiamondzQwQ]

@jellyweirdo we can start drama together

[@LeiaMistray]

@jellyweirdo yes do it

[@LeiaMistray]

@jellyweirdo SAME, cmon we need more drama than that

[@yy2thescene]

@@LeiaMistray drama? yoimiya sucks

[@neptunickuro]

Paikon:lying on the Internet is illegal Also paikon: *doesn't get ganyu* I GOT HER

[@D_-_.]

Paikon means Qiqi he got qiqi

[@YourAnonim_]

Cocogoat💀

[@blanca4101]

It was so funny how he was lying all the time to the poor people 🤣💀

[@cliflex]

actually not funny at all, I stopped watching because of that. I just hate when people lie without any reason thinking it's fun💀

[@yosonce8016]

@@cliflex oh?

[@mcjean5083]

@@cliflex Well, its a very small thing to lie about, so I guess it doesnt matter?

[@cliflex]

@@mcjean5083 I guess I'm just very touchy on the subject. Can't really stand even small lies when they're 'just for fun'

[@yui7_yui7]

@@cliflex so serious

[@boba8424]

Paikon: *gets a Qiqi while disguised as Tuonto* Uhh you sure it isn't actually Tuonto?

[@Rin-bx8nx]

THIS TOOK LIKE 5 HOURS IN STREAM

[@skibidilivvie]

*the woman was too stunned to speak..* 😨😨

[@jazmin1a456]

Waaa

[@googooyulgaga]

Can confirm... I was there

[@extrachockeni8069]

@@googooyulgaga yea so long…

[@sa_xro._]

@@skibidilivvie LMAOOO

[@StarryMaeya]

*"Lying on the internet is illegal"* Also paikon: *"disguises as tuonto anyway"*

[@Rotonzic]

Itspaikon: "Lying on the internet is illegal" Also itspaikon "I'm f2p"

[@Ryo-jb4zn]

Paikon: I can't lose another 50/50 Mihoyo: are you sure about that

[@FormalShadow]

I want to lose 50/50 to get diluc

[@オタクもの]

​@@FormalShadow *yes.*

[@aileenmix5351]

"See my f2p Jean" Paikon : Mine too *WHILE WEARING HER SUMMER OUTFIT*

[@Hannislover]

HELP ME

[@princessqiqi9637]

LMAO I JUST NOTICED

[@decanix]

I love that idea of somehow showing it when you get a 5* on co-op. we always do "wishing parties" with my friends when any of us wants a character so that would be cool 👍

[@cyannice]

Paikon: Lying is illegal *A few minutes later...* _LIES TO EVERY PERSON HE JOINS_

[@m_.g]

First Reply & First Reply in a Year

[@shanzidasdream4262]

Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal also Paikon: I got her

[@zvzdaa]

good luck to those pulling for ganyu/zhongli/yae!! i wish u guys luck winning the 50/50

[@skibidilivvie]

:D

[@tobehidk4825]

I actually got zhongli after reading this comment :D thank you so much for the luck

[@thearray2904]

i lost mine to mona 😭

[@marzipan24]

Lost it on my main, but got him as my first 5* on my second :D

[@archmybacula]

i lost the 50/50 to diluc at first but 29 pulls and one desperate ritual later i got zhongli 🔥🔥🔥

[@Brightly-Colored_Goth]

I remember checking my history(where you can calculate your pity by multiples of six) and I realized I was over 90 pity because not only was I past pity on the History charts, but mine was also glitched so it stopped counting pity or it atleast lags for a very long time. Needless to say, I got Keqing on my 92nd pull once the pity system caught up with me.

[@Sara._aaa]

4:08 I love Paikon saying “gracias” is too cute 🌜🤝🌛

[@Ray-kc2ht]

@@eonuos agreed.

[@abbstracttheatre1509]

Ok but hear me out “I Destroyed the Wine Industry with 4 Dionas”

[@shreberry5164]

YES!YES!YES! A BIG BIG YES!

[@linflix]

I’ve spent 50 wishes trying to get beidou so far yet these people get her like it’s nothing 💀 Edit: I finally got her and I have every 4 star 😭👍

[@s.a.k.u.r.a_yt9404]

Bc they already have 6c so it's kinda useless

[@mystix3903]

I did like 80 pulls on the ganyu banner (got keqing) and the 4* I keep getting is beidou

[@pritikasinghbaliyan4169]

Oh my god same I didn't even get her in the end I got her from the standard banner instead T-T

[@peepy369]

ToT last year i tried to pull for her on xiao banner and didn't even get her, i had to get her on lantern rite instead

[@ventimain123]

Same TT

[@haywi]

Legends say Paikon is still rolling beidous till this day

[@starsd0tcom]

paikon: What are the chances I get Zhongli on my 1st ten pull? me who got him instantly after losing to Qiqi: ..👁️👄👁️

[@selxschk7410]

Bruh i already had like almost 50 wishes after i lost to mona

[@selxschk7410]

Still pulling for him since i still have some time

[@DHBRNGRYooo]

I lost to Mona on Xiao banner but got zhongli at 10 pity

[@ihatecereal1763]

Same except keqing first

[@whoami8560]

FR I HAVE GOT HIM IN PITY 31 AND WAS JUST SKIPPING BC I WAS SURE HE WONT BE IN ANY OF THE 5 SINGLES OBVSLY

[@mitsoast]

“everyone’s so nice” as a former ganyu main, i can guarantee you any ganyu main you meet will be nice.

[@deninin]

as a ganyu main, fr lol

[@aafoloudog5504]

This happens to me everytime I get the best 4 stars in the banner THEN LOSE THE 50/50

[@ayanokazuko5120]

Recently happened to me on Zhongli banner, it was so generous at giving me C4 Xingqiu but got Mona in the end lmao 😭😭

[@aafoloudog5504]

@@ayanokazuko5120 same but I got qiqi luckily I got 40 more fates that I got from the events and got him zhongli guaranteed now I'm worried if I'll win the next 50/50

[@mei.__]

@@ayanokazuko5120 I actually want mona 😭

[@ei8105]

i got c6 xingqiu but lost the 50/50 to qiqi then 16 pulls after zhongli came home 😭😭😭

[@mei.__]

@@ei8105 thats actually lucky

[@hangang7848]

""lookin for cute girl".. wait, CUTE EGIRL! Wait that's ME" - paikon 2022

[@chio6433]

i put this on after your recent video with c6 furina pulling, and when you just pulled a ton of beidos here and said "i'm having a deja vu", i checked the publication date and i think i'll give up drinking

[@x1nx1ngl16]

I got zhongli after 78 pity and sneaking on the ipad in the morning. I got 300 primos from the redemption codes and wished one time, everything was in slow motion, i thought it was a purple at first, but then ii saw the golden flash glaring at my eyes, then i saw the silhouette, and i knew that i got him, zhongli came home :) won my 5050 ar 40:) did ritual:):):). I WAS SO HAPPY.

[@LesbianImpact]

“Then I saw the silhouette” U mean a cloud?

[@shiryutime2842]

SAAAAME

[@GreenNari]

So I’m not the only person sneaking on my iPad in the morning 😂

[@maraisfan4life517]

Feel you. Had no hope of getting Zhongli or Ganyu since I just got Itto but miraculously got Zhongli at 60 pity, winning my 4th 50/50 🙌🤧🥺

[@thienhuybui1297]

I’m not the only one too btw I got him at 75 pity

[@mandarava8671]

“Lying on the internet is bad.” 27 seconds later- “IM TUONTO!!!!”

[@gianna526]

I can't believe he has such good Beidou luck. I've been trying to get her since I started and I had terrible luck. I used 40 pulls for Zhongli and got c3 Xingque and I had to choose her for my free Liyue 4 star instead of Yanfei constellations. I guess Paikon stole all of the Beidous in Teyvat 😭 also my sister got Beidou on her first pull ever after joining a few days ago, so that was painful as well.

[@qtriku9046]

i had to use my lantern rite character to get c1 xingqui

[@prabhakumaresan8550]

Give me xingqiu cons

[@turgburg4890]

I got c6 xingqiu

[@qtriku9046]

@@turgburg4890 i nope he never critd his E

[@Victoria-i8y]

That is not Lucky since he don't want her

[@HPFireYT]

I only did single pulls until I got a 4 star since I didn’t need zhongli. I wanted to try for xingqiu’s final constellation… and I got it :D. Good luck to people who are actually pulling for zhongli/ganyu and the future banners!

[@trytobanme9332]

I got my first 5 star on zhongli banner. It was zhongli

[@nikopotatopig]

@@trytobanme9332 Me too. :)

[@megaconure]

I did the same for beidou c6 and ganyu came in and took my guarantee at 21 pity lol. Got beidou c6 4 wishes later tho so yay

[@kaori2.051]

someone: mona should die in hell paikon: *gets mona*

[@Zohrah1022]

paikon is now scared of the name Tuonto

[@inqyr4707]

Sacred

[@zvzdaa]

he cowers when someone mentions tuonto

[@shadowblade0343]

after seeing all the lost 50/50s i don't feel so bad for having 3 lost 50/50s in a row

[@morslinn]

If paikon asked to do a 10pull in my world I would probably react like: yeah ofc, but why did you ask lol

[@shougunraiden6707]

Now I see, Gambling addiction is real.

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

The audacity of this man claiming to be f2p to ppl when he's walking around with a paid skin on Jean pretending to be Tuonto, a known whale, is hilarious lmao

[@asterope3738]

Ok but a lot of people say the Genshin fandom is pretty toxic -i mean yea it is but that's a minority of the fandom- honeslty just go up to your everyday genshin player and they'll be so nice it's insane.

[@uflackrr]

in this banner, i got xingqiu and yanfei (i didn't had them), but after pulling around 70 times, i got c4 xingqiu, c2 yanfei, and got just 1 beidou, i got ganyu. after that, i pulled on zhongli's banner, and at pity 20, i got jean

[@sleeper5905]

after oulling 165 pulls(lose 50/50 to archon hater liyue lady) i got C2 xinqiu(C1 for the event so technically C1 xinqiu from the banner) and C3 yanfei and C2 beidou

[@coconatsu9079]

@@sleeper5905 Archon hate liyue lady lmaoo

[@sleeper5905]

@@coconatsu9079 i meant to write archon hater mb lmao

[@Latecqll]

Beidou want to make you kazuha's siblings

[@friendlyghosttalks4745]

that last pull litreally made me cry you finally won a 50/50 i am soooo happy for you i amost went insane just looking at this video

[@cherishdietz5651]

I love how every time he says he's f2p he has jeans skin witch cost genesiscrystal witch cost money

[@marzipan24]

The longer the video got the more I laughed lmao especially at the c100 pirate part and the lawyer jail thing at 27:17

[@ShadyTheef]

itspaikon: lying on the internet is illegal me: looks around nervously

[@03DevVveD03]

Paikon: *has 17 ping* Me with 178 ping: I'm dying :D

[@xxravz]

21:52 "looking for cute egirl? " paikon : "THATS ME!!! :0"

[@yinyue6760]

2:58 at that moment everyone was wondering if paikon got ganyu

[@carissa5977]

He’s ready for 4 archons speedrun

[@yuzi1759]

Next post: *If I Roll, I Roll*

[@whimz805]

paikon should start a pirate crew and call it the court room at this point

[@zumixrye]

this guy always makes my day

[@GreeshMonkey]

oh so THATS where my bad luck went!

[@virzxin]

i wonder how long it would take if paikon didn’t have his name as tuonto.

[@rafaella7674]

3:11 “that’s how the game works” trust him

[@_Dogg]

3:18 amazing moment

[@nicolez5x6y]

Paikon: **Explaining** Chat: I'M GAY TOO

[@ok_bruh1]

I was in the beisht fight, pulled 5 times from the free wishes and got ganyu, won the 50/50 and it was 9 pity

[@azrae6838]

thank the oh paikon lord for getting rid of thou crappy ads 👏

[@renzkoh]

When the guest pulled 250 pulls:

[@zainabe_7]

14:42 I FUCKING SCREAMED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM JKGJLFKYFLFHKDKHKHHK

[@vedantshriyan4885]

Paikon(finds someone who wants egirl) Also paikon (with Tuonto's name) : wait that's me!!

[@sayuriyasuda8020]

Someone in chat- *F2pay* 💀

[@izah_xx]

I remember watching this stream while grocery shopping at 16%

[@00hxa]

this video is just paikon lying to pull for john lee and ganyu

[@Just_a_friendly_stalker]

Paikon: Lying is illegal I will call that internet police Paikon: I GOT HIM/HER

[@awhtaalia5682]

You can be lucky and unlucky at the same time. I was hoping for keqing so I rolled hoping to lose 50/50 but got itto I tried again and got xiao Tried again and got ganyu I’m crying

[@lavender9020]

give me ur luck please i kost the 50/50 to keqing while wishing for ganyu and im at 35 pity now :')

[@Grwscarlett11]

None: me chilling with yanfei - mona - Jean - fishl - 😅

[@makka_was_here3952]

To this day we on KZbin still don’t know if Paikon told the last person how the pull went

[@s1llysn3s]

The amount of gold stars in this video made me cry. -F2P player

[@sunset1381]

Me over here who skipped both Zhongli and Ganyu because I already had Zhongli from his first banner and don't want Ganyu while saving for Ayato: hmmmmm yes......

[@lucagilford6335]

i love how there is a bunch of people joining your world while u do this

[@athiesxmw2883]

Listen, if i got 2 beidous in a ten pull i would be over the moon thrilled, i love beidou so much

[@soobinssluvr]

Getting Beidou on any banner is any Genshin player’s biggest nightmare.

[@Cilibi]

He’s glad he didn’t ask me because I pulled 170ish times for c1 Zhongli lol

[@johannkyledelacruz5391]

The dude literally spent his life savings for pirates and lawyers. At that point, he might as well bought a couple of houses.

[@Sxin209]

If you joined me (I’m in Asia server sadly), you probably would have to do 102 pulls. That’s how bad my luck is for Zhongli. 33 pulls and gotten Keqing at 85 pity, then gotten Zhongli at 69

[@Cynthia_LU]

Hmm the last part is sus

[@Sxin209]

@@Cynthia_LU exactly.

[@mingiandchangbintiddiessup6568]

OHOOOO 69

[@sachsoup]

Paikon out here flexing how much money they have

[@dg88771]

I’m still in shock of my pulls on this banner. I pulled 123 times and got a Mona (c0), 3 Zhongli (c2), a Ganyu (c1), and a Jean (C1) so now I have guarantee for Yae Miko. EDIT: changed pulls from 110 to 123, i miscounted the first time

[@Yuukinum0]

Lying is illegal bro

[@dg88771]

@@Yuukinum0 The sad part is that it’s not a lie 😭😭 my luck will never be this cracked ever again

[@Yuukinum0]

@Danelle Grubbs 6, 5* in 110 pulls totally not a lie

[@dg88771]

@@Yuukinum0 so I recounted and I got 6 5*s in 123 pulls. You don’t have to believe me lol

[@Ee3ee33eee]

anyone else who loves seeing the golden glow of a 5* but has only seen it on your genshin account 2 times? (i got xiao and diluc)

[@orr44.a4d]

I lost ganyu to jean, so if Mihoyo cared to give me any luck for ganyu i would be extremely happy right now

[@kesseki5125]

"I GOT HER" he's not wrong

[@rkdrago4433]

i have been saving for 3 months to get zhongli and lost my first ever 50 50 to keqing and got him at pity but got 8 yanfeis. (i wanted to save for raiden and possible kazuha now i dont have enough wishes to neither of them if i loose 50 50).

[@porpol134]

Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal. I AM F2P

[@zinnia-]

So this is who all the beidou went too…I’ve been trying to c6 her but am only getting yanfei and the flute

[@alatusxiao394]

Someone: why are you wasting your money on stupid things? Paikon: *i said yes*

[@Angelx-xw8mv]

its kequing not kechao

[@crystalized2108]

paikon: beidou? *a few moments later* paikon again: BEIDOU? BEIDOUUUUUU?

[@procrastinator69696]

AS A BEIDOU MAIN, I WANT HER CONSTE SO I CAN C6 HER BUT ALL I GOT IS EITHER YANFEI OR XINGQUI :(((

[@lzhl7072]

It’s never a paikon video without twists

[@AndysCoffee]

I literally want beidou… Edit: can someone make a compilation of itspaikon getting beidou

[@llovriism]

Paikon: I GOT HER Random person: who is her??? Me:LaDiEs AnD gEnTaLmEtNs HeR! Qiqi:*gives Paikon c7 even tho u can’t do that

[@sunsetthefoxwc7052]

Paikon: “There is NO WAY the rest of this is all is 3 stars.” **ThE rEsT iS mAgIcAlLy 3 StArS**

[@zenitsuagatsuma7293]

6:34 I was playing with Tea today lol

[@ThePotatonamedtae]

I got Zhongli in my first one pull! Yay!!

[@zp7477]

I got zhongli Two times on my first ten pull I was so happy 😁

[@borutouzumaki3251]

bro has enough lawyers to win any lawsuit and enough pirates to start a whole fleet

[@Shane_chia]

I got Zhongli Xing Qiu and favonious lance in one 10summon