Insult Quotes🔥[ Insulting and Witty Quotes ]

[@neferkaitchorkick]

"The way somebody remembers you, is when something about you stood out."

[@fea_ther3826]

oh yes.

[@neferkaitchorkick]

@@fea_ther3826 Mhm

[@suhtulumedeo7664]

@@fea_ther3826 laladlaga

[@nobodyimportant6615]

wait do I even remember TwT?

[@neferkaitchorkick]

@@nobodyimportant6615 O.o?

[@ahinsu2433]

"cool story bro, wanna hear mine. Once upon a time nobody gave shit about what you said" Got my attention lol

[@honk_doodles]

Used that one my my “friend”

[@shanzaykhan631]

Cool😘

[@Junior-edgar..1]

I like the one that is like (your useless like the ay in okay 👌

[@shanzaykhan631]

@siva keerthana 😘😞😞

[@deepeter3060]

i like it

[@aditisachan7adpsk724]

1:12 love the double meaning it's like you don't even deserve to be my life or i love you so much that i will drink it I am sorry I take time to get things I got it when I was going to sleep 2 months ago but I was too lazy to edit this comment

[@vandanatiwari3654]

I think it's like I will rather choose to be dead then be your husband.

[@zzins_]

@@vandanatiwari3654 basically yes

[@SunnyBoltz]

@Maria Ah LOL

[@kellyo.2971]

Imagine someone doesn’t get this. “Hah you dumber than I thought” 🥲

[@katanimefan966]

@@moonwiniverse No, it's just that he REALLY doesn't want to be married to her. One: You don't exactly cook coffee. Two: If the cooking was so bad, it'd work 20x better.

[@TheLanternAlchemist]

"im sorry I offended you with my common sense" The perfect thing to say to a Karen

[@trxmashton4337]

I was on that part as I read this comment!

[@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10]

Everything is perfect to say to a Karen

[@mdmohebullah737]

Sw

[@mdmohebullah737]

DC d sß

[@Lady_Elizabeth_Brenner]

Or a whiny liberal.

[@tehseenijaz5071]

*"You're as useless as the "Ay" in "okay"* Nice one

[@artofcolours4472]

*You're as useless as Zebra crossing in India.* ;-) 😂

[@artofcolours4472]

@@tehseenijaz5071 That's true...lol

[@Fukarukashi]

there’s also “ueue” in “queue” and “wh” in “why”

[@5minutesofdailymotivation703]

Lovely video! "You sound better with your mouth closed" is my favourite quote

[@idoitdiarhea2156]

people who act cool and mean be like: im gonna memorize this

[@kageyamatsukishima4476]

i'm totally not doing that at all :)

[@hellothereworld1]

shit I was making a list of this I’m fucking mean I guess

[@mycutiekiki2835]

Im already cool broo

[@mycutiekiki2835]

Just like u r here

[@potat2223]

2:06 Comeback: “What doesn’t kill you disappoints me” If someone said that to you, you can say: “So your disappointed in yourself?” Also, try this on someone! I did it on someone and it was very funny Person A: I don’t like trash Person B: Wait... you don’t like yourself?

[@KasumiLin]

...Savage! o((>ω< ))o

[@Moon-oq7mf]

2:16 A possible comeback : "Thanks, But I am not a mirror" Lame Ik 👁👄👁

[@amyxx.3891]

Ikr, that comeback is lame.

[@voidsthread]

if somebody says that, say “and i’m not a reflection”

[@neel7628]

@@voidsthread yo gurl you killed it 👁️👄👁️👍

[@ah-ah-achoo]

That's so old

[@StormandClouds]

I have a good one... Someone: don’t you have any common sense? Me: darling my sense ain’t common it’s rare😉....

[@neel7628]

That's why it's like trush (jk)

[@AnamRafat]

@@neel7628 👁️👄👁️👌✨

[@neel7628]

@@AnamRafat (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@StormandClouds]

@@neel7628 damn Oki I don’t have a comeback for that...👌😅

[@kizkogr7881]

so rare that you don't even have it.... or that's why it's nonsense jk

[@kaileeridgely4082]

1:12 Girl:if you were my husband I’d poison your cofee Boy:if you were my wife I’d drink it

[@orbits6010]

Manjistha Das same

[@khushibansal8041]

@@ManjisthaDas03 it means he would rather drink poison that having that girl as his wife

[@khushibansal8041]

@@ManjisthaDas03 👍👍

[@Unknownuser-mw8td]

Omg that’s the reason why I clicked this video. I think I’ve heard this before from one of the chavo series.

[@daljitkaurk2323]

I thought that he love her this is why he said that but then i got this.

[@jellybean8438]

03:04 i got a comeback for that and it's "Good!, like I would want to live presence of a person like you (i know it's not that good)

[@Twinkletoes-u8q]

"Roses are red" "Voilets are blue" "I've got 5 fingers" "The middle one is for you"

[@sarahgrant1686]

one I just made up was this: Person: *tells whole life story* Me: wow! That's an UNBELIEVABLE story! Person: really? thanks! Me: no, seriously, I don't believe it.

[@Fukarukashi]

LOL

[@idonthavethink6156]

😂

[@pancake1113]

When my sister gets told "Go to hell" she answers with: "Where do you think I cane from?"

[@carllarl9587]

Then reply with,” An Orphanage”

[@lentamapeau7255]

you should say "go to hell" and make her answer " i think i am cause you spirit is near i wish i wasnt and angel so i dont sence the uglyness "

[@Yqaeriss]

@@lentamapeau7255 i had a stroke reading that

[@minukumari1126]

"You're as useless as AY in OKAY ." what a nice savage reply, I liked it ❤️😎

[@parkjiminie6612]

I have one quote : * Your legs are McDonald's. Open 24/7.*

[@blink1940]

From a fan fiction right? I saw it too 😆😆

[@parkjiminie6612]

@@blink1940 Not really One of my friend told me that Btw what's fan fiction?

[@mushroomz7779]

💀💀💀

[@Ice-le9uq]

lol

[@Ice-le9uq]

@i use this account to .

[@bobabear4300]

fun fact: That quote of the coffee, that originated between Winston Churchill and a lady he was chatting with. They didn't like each other so she tried to be witty but was beaten by the king of insults and shade, Chruchill.

[@jennibritt4866]

Here’s mine: Person A: “You’ve changed” Person B “That a bad thing?” Person A: “kinda.” Person B: “No actually, I haven’t changed. I’ve just gained confidence and you can’t seem to handle it”

[@renugupta.1020]

Really amazing . You gonna desrve more. Btw new subscriber and supporter😊😊

[@icyluna9141]

1:14 is actually from a show except it switched Mom: When are you gonna marry a nice man like Felix? girl: WHich Is it, mom? Marry a nice man or someone like Felix? Felix: If you were my wife I'd poison your coffee Girl: If you were my husband I'd Drink it.

[@marii9662]

Which show is it?

[@icyluna9141]

@@marii9662 im not sure actually, you'd have to look it up

[@orbits6010]

I don't understand it can you explain it to me please ?

[@icyluna9141]

@@orbits6010 the mom is asking if the girl is gonna marry a nice man like felix but the girl says that felix isn't a nice guy basically, and they both (felix and the girl) say how much they hate eachother I think?

[@orbits6010]

IcyLuna but why she say "i drink it" if she drink it she die no ?

[@shollykjraj5971]

I know it would seem cool, but never call someone useless. It would just take u seconds to say it but it would take them years to heal that wound, nobody wants to be called useless. Just think about it before you call anyone useless

[@Coffee_2007]

I get called useless a lot. it really hurts when its your family saying it to you. I never seem to do anything right. My younger sister calls me a mistake and says if I kill myself she will laugh.( I've tried suicide multiple times)

[@shollykjraj5971]

@@Coffee_2007 don't u ever try to commit suicide again, life is too precious to miss. People might say harsh things to you but never mind that, dont let mere words stop you. If u die this world would loose a wonderful person, if you die you wont be able to listen to your favorite song any more, there might be ups and downs in our life or just downs in some cases, but you'll live on to be a stronger person, there are people who belive in you. It will be hard to live on but never impossible. You only have one life, live the most of it. You know if u are sad, then listen to sad songs, it might make u cry but i heard that it will boost your self esteem, idk if it works but maybe listening to sad songs might make u feel better

[@Coffee_2007]

@@shollykjraj5971 I'll remember that. Your really kind.

[@Coffee_2007]

@@shollykjraj5971 thank you.

[@vangogh_baby]

@@Coffee_2007 Don't commit suicide cause suicide doesn't ruin the chances of making life worse it ruins the chances of it ever getting better

[@shampamandal6637]

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, FACES LIKE U BELONG TO THE ZOO, DONT BE MAD I WILL BE THERE TOO, NOT IN THE CAGE BUT LAUGING AT YOU." *This is my favorite quote forever

[@hakdog9418]

My Savage Quotes: Bully:stumbled because of the rock* Me: The Floor*omg are you hurt!? I think the idiot fault of this I should call the flooring manufacturer (My quotes is not a little badass/savage hehehe hope you like it UwU)

[@paranoidlust]

1:11 i think that was taken from a show or something. the quote that _i_ heard first was switched, so the girl was the “savage” one

[@valens9952]

Amazing ♥️♥️♥️🥳 hope you reach 1 million subs soon😊😊

[@lillywastesyourtime24601]

1:50 BAHAH im using that for my brother

[@milena_b.e]

1:16 I know that one. Kinda like from one movie "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee" "If you were my wife, [??]" "Ooo my brother is in love!!"

[@ventivent7371]

3:04, I would say that to a person who told me they hate How to Train Your Dragon.

[@starplayzreadbio373]

1:57 LOL THIS ONE CAUGHT MY ATTENTION 🤣🤣

[@psyduckenthusiast9404]

3:05 haha this is savage af

[@lunarionion]

Not really, its edgy not savage

[@Lia-22]

Girl : if you were my husband i'm poison your coffee Boy: if you were my wife i'd drink it Can you explain me

[@voidsthread]

he would rather die than be her husband basically

[@hdejjnfhfhr]

2:07 “I always knew you were disappointed in yourself!”

[@trisharox_2004]

Savage🔥

[@evelina4152]

Great lines!!♥️💞🤟🥀💫

[@azrael4635]

1:59 I have a shirt that says something very similar to this

[@__________________________9190]

One time me and my little sister told our big sister that shes on tv! And showed her an image of a hippo at the television

[@deku2264]

I love these insulting and witty quotes i can use them when some of my classmates insult me infront of the class

[@handywijaya3689]

1:14 It's from an interview with Winston Churchill if i'm not mistaken

[@ritaalma8351]

I've recently been seeing your vids on recommended page and I've watched few of them, I love them so damn much and it helps Bring up my self esteem, u have a new subscriber 😊😊😊love you and thanks 💖💖💖

[@ms.bunnylover8708]

Now I’d have great insults for my friends

[@moonboy-ix4oo]

In a nutshell, what you're saying about yourself by using these is, "Hi! I care about no one, and no one should be my friend."

[@AkeshaTV]

Ganda ng quotes nakaka inspire po ingat

[@iirxsesii7188]

“What are you? Them: answers whatever Me: oh I thought you were a whale. Also me: I would eat your brain but you don’t have one. Also also me: your free trial to live has ended. 2:58 add feeding you too, some goo and poo

[@amonguspopy5838]

Omg it so much perfect to tell my fake friends!! Thanks

[@lillywastesyourtime24601]

next vid can you put in :you sir are the reason god created the middle fingur"

[@moonboy-ix4oo]

God never stopped communicating with us.

[@hansguru9439]

U are really great bro👍👍👍👍👍

[@lenix7350]

Some of them can be fought back with common sense but they’re very poetic

[@lunarionion]

1:06 and your only purpose is to become the person lost organ

[@patiencemalinda8634]

Nice 👍👍👍 I love this

[@maehowell1940]

Oh my gosh THANK YOU for these quotes I can't wait to use these if someone bully's me 😏😏

[@umerayazshuja6732]

1:58 is the best one 😂

[@renukapoorr]

No one: Me dancing on background music 😂

[@pancake1113]

SAME XD

[@jesevillanelmida7312]

Lol 1:21 I thought it said B: Hell no! It's the *FACT* that makes you look fat. I'm dumb 💀

[@PhysicallySane.]

alternative at 1:12, the boy drinking the poisoned coffee shows how much love he has for his wife. There's a deeper meaning to it.

[@NandiniCXO]

Nah, it means he wants to die if she is his wife

[@PhysicallySane.]

@@NandiniCXO ik thats why i said alternative

[@falakashrafi9533]

999 wow I going to hit the the like button

[@hearts_4emu]

"Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said" Lmao-

[@Unknown-yr2kj]

insult quotes🔥💯

[@priyankaapjm455]

All your quotes are just🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Iambor3d._.hxn3y]

This is great😄btw can I know the name of the background song cuz I've been searching for it so many days😅😅

[@itsprisoner]

Song name : Snake on the beach

[@Iambor3d._.hxn3y]

@@itsprisoner thank you so much😊

[@brookemorris1173]

A random roast i came up with: Person: why do you complain about such little things? Me: I could ask that to you a thousands times and I bet you would leave me alone within seconds!

[@harshitmediratta8055]

🖤amazing

[@AvadrawsStuff]

fun fact: most of us are thinking of who to try these on >:3

[@desihirohamada]

There's a Discord server I'm in, and I wanna try these

[@hello_friend7710]

1:12 what does it mean? Sorry I just don't get it.

[@wendigo7123]

It means the girl hates the boy and the boy hates the girl.

[@hello_friend7710]

@@wendigo7123 ooh tq for telling me 🤗

[@idonthaveanidea956]

1:32 I want to know it too :')

[@dadg0blin740]

The behind music is just 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@saturdayinthepark3379]

If YOU were my husband I'd poison your coffee If YOU were my wife I'd drink it. What a riot!!!!! Soooo funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@evezlyn3519]

Can u explain the meaning please?

[@jenniekimnini4804]

@@evezlyn3519 yeah I also didn't understand

[@deepsikhapaul5920]

@@jenniekimnini4804 I understood it like this which means as the female said if that particular male would be her husband then she would poison his coffee so in reply when the male said I would drink it if u were my wife means that if she would be his wife than she would so irritating, intolerable and annoying so it's better I die by drinking that poisoned coffee than living with you. Did you get it now?? 😉☺😁

[@hannaharriiii]

Person: “Your ugly” **pause for a bit** Person: “hello?!” You: “oh you were talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself!”

[@finitecosmos_]

Okay but that girl throughout the video is sooo cute- (okokok I like boys and always will but SERIOUSLY-)

[@aiko8057]

Bro Alternative title: being savage/roasting for 3 mins 55secs staright lol

[@michellerose7753]

0:45 I'm gonna be using that one!

[@nickksters]

See now, I’m awful at comebacks, whenever my friend do a roasting challenge I sit out bc I don’t have any comebacks but now- The stage is mine ✨😁

[@mireeeyun]

Yass

[@user-gj4iw4bu1o]

Video: You sound better with your mouth closed. Me: It doesn't sound for your mouth is closed. 😶

[@Bananamilkjk13]

Can anyone please give me this music link please and this quotes are amazing 💞

[@4ever.kpop_stan]

I am also searching

[@kimnavi6128]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool man i love it

[@KaitlynBakerlolanimegeeks]

What doesnt kill you.... disappoints me. 🤣🤣

[@qfee_1]

2:58 I'm saving this Y'know what fk it I'm saving all of these

[@lunarionion]

Wait, from woofi to here?

[@qfee_1]

Huh?

[@lunarionion]

@@qfee_1 i see u in woofi comment section

[@qfee_1]

Oh ok yeah I love their videos cus I'm a dnf stan

[@milxohi1580]

OMG I ALLMOST DIED OF LAGHTER WITH EM INSULTS

[@HanazukaNo.2]

"Too bad you can't photoshop your personality." Did i hear that somewhere before?

[@HarleyBismuth]

2:07 : What doesn't kill you, Me: M̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶o̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ Disappoints me.

[@sonnyblagg9054]

I loved the poison one

[@dhaisykandhankarunai7240]

Zombies eat brains, don't worry, your safe ........ Wow that got me

[@ktinfinite4993]

YO I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE FIRST ONE

[@salariaplays5946]

2:01 my dad says this to my sisters when ever one of em mentions zombies

[@Rededthedead]

1:12 Wasn’t this an exchange between Winston Churchill and Nancy Astor? Lol.

[@commonaccount7868]

Op 😎 bro

[@nextgengaming7454]

1:11🥺🥺😧

[@lee123v7]

2:57 I'm sending that to my bro on his birthday

[@Trixiethesilliest]

-: You loud animal. Me: I'd love to be an animal! They are more innoccent than a quarter of your heart! (This is not hating the animals, I'm standing up for animals)

[@pixellegofreak2520]

Uhhh here's mine: A: I'm positive. (corona) B: stay postive.

[@Charon-np8ck]

Should've been "Wanna play hide and seek? Aren't you still playing with your dad? 15 years and he still hasn't found you"

[@miasevilclonetookover2989]

THAT THUMBNAIL-

[@mushroomz7779]

"Useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'"💀

[@mallelees148]

Pffft fun thing in have used them all 😅😅😅and bruh i love it

[@alex-nu8cc]

Me : WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@tamekkaknuth9612]

I got 2 tongue rings with me too and I love clicking sounds

[@renticles]

Me memorised everything: I am ready to fight💪 Me in a fight says something from this... The other one whose fighting with me: ya I saw that video on KZbin.

[@spal99875]

Army

[@renticles]

@@spal99875 armyyyy💜💜

[@spal99875]

@@renticles purple u🥺💜💜💜💜😊

[@renticles]

@@spal99875 borahae💜💜💜

[@vandana2997]

@@renticles armyyyy Purple u 💜

[@neetsvlogs5590]

Ok wht I would say if someone wants to be my sibling Classmate:-wht would u do if I was ur sibling? Savage me:-i would sue my parents

[@Hitmanbang123]

"You are a waste of oxygen" Best insult of all time