CURSED Thomas & Friends Merchandise: Thomas Toys That Should Be In Prison

[@NorthWesternRailwayProductions]

The fact that knockoff thumper is being called a chainsaw is just hilarious

[@TheRealityfades]

But if he's going to chop the railway

[@NorthWesternRailwayProductions]

@@TheRealityfades oh god your right

[@CryingChild-rp4pj]

tons of trackmaster / bootleg version : ton of trackmaster0

[@tde8105]

True

[@jonathanehlers2288]

Then Chainsaw can thump wood.

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

Minis started off innocent enough… Then it descended into the dark depths of licenses and repaints that didn’t work no matter how hard Mattel tried to make them work

[@pilotbug6100]

I mean they are fun collectables

[@JagoHazzard]

Honestly, the concept of a rave train sounds pretty great. "When Thomas starts from a station, he sings, 'Oh come along, we're rather late, oh come along, we're rather late.' And the coaches sing, 'ACIIIIIIIIIEEEED! TUNES!"

[@themightygallium9509]

Sounds like one of the trippy fantasy sequences from the BWBA era. Those engines have a wild imagination about them.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"MY EEEEEEEEYES!" James screamed as he was unable to escape the strobe light as Thomas stopped in front of him.

[@KyleTheGamer574]

Gordon puffed away, feeling traumatized on what he saw. Later at tidmouth sheds, he locked himself in.

[@comicfan1324]

3:10 Unpopular opinion, I think Day Of The Diesels actually created a pretty interesting take on Diesel 10. I thought having him as a manipulative character who could snap and become unhinged (like in Magic Railroad) at the drop of a dime was kind of cool… and then they ruined it by making him a wuss at the end of the film.

[@comicfan1324]

And I’m sick of pretending I don’t like he’s characterization… again up until the end.

[@cherirutherford7435]

As The unlucky tug said: "he's the mob boss pulling all the strings behind the operation"

[@parker-boy98]

@@comicfan1324 Nah, they were just showing how powerful Sir Topham Hatt is, that he can make a literal war machine submit! I'm serious, Diesel 10 is a weapon of mass-destruction!

[@parker-boy98]

@@comicfan1324 *his*

[@charlielouis4837]

1:45 poor salty got stretched out by two cranes 😞

[@professional_foamer2716]

eyes are soft right, so eyes for buffers would literally just IMPALE the locomotive

[@chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254]

You do have a point with that fact, since I can quite clearly see where this is going.

[@TheRealityfades]

Soda fallout orange Thomas

[@Thetrainbloke]

“Alright now to couple up- oh great I can’t see”

[@professional_foamer2716]

@@Thetrainbloke excuse me sir but it seems to me like you’ve been impaled!

[@Thetrainbloke]

Ow…

[@gamernick1]

I actually kind of love the toy at 4:18 in a weird ironic way. a Thomas/Buzz Lightyear/tin toy robot knockoff holding the Nu Gundam's Beam Rifle.

[@leokimvideo]

From seeing this it's given me ideas to do the dark side videos that for me were being flagged and demonetized. Just turn it into a comedy and fly under the dumbass KZbin busted bots that are hell bent on destroying channels

[@JustinTheLogoKid]

i never thought i would see the day that leokimvideo would say a swear ward, but here we are

[@pilotbug6100]

@@JustinTheLogoKid same here, you could make a meme out of it

[@LLW_Fan_1225]

This man never fails to make me laugh my butt off. I thank you for that.

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Thank you for watching if anything brother man, I’m happy to hear this episode was a success too! Keep on smiling and stay chugging through these weird times, stay awesome no matter what ya do boss 🤙

[@nachojjful]

@@ItsTrainBoy The Spongebob minis are real and that long Wooden Salty is just a prototype. Leokimvideo would be proud...

[@AdmiringSparks]

@TrainBoy more comedy videos please and suggestion try stand up comedy

[@tde8105]

Same

[@sovietunion142]

I especially love how for the Plankton Deisel 10, they didn't even bother to remove the original mold of Deisel 10's face

[@FerdinandProductions2021]

Diesel*

[@glednick]

“I just can’t believe Salty of all engines got a viagra sponsorship” had me dying. Another great video and keep up with these videos they always make me laugh.

[@justachonkyspider]

Yo, if anyone I'd think I'd be cranky 😂 because "help he's fallen and he can't get up!" .....or maybe he needs life alert....or lol both 😅

[@NickolasConnection]

1:45

[@MrMoon-pp8xv]

Cuz salty got the biggest d

[@velocity9OOOYT]

"996 from the suffocation station" had me hurling with laughter

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

Man looked like a Alternate from the Mandela Catalogue.

[@ewanfawkes2708]

This has reminded me of how much I miss the old Leokimvideo.

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Me too my man, me too 😔

[@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635]

Same here

[@wethermanofmemes]

Yes sir

[@mgr_video_productions]

SAME! I grew up watching his Thomas toy and Darkside videos

[@clintontambunan8201]

At least hes still active.

[@JoesAnimationHub]

5:06 Hey I remember "Gusto Choo Choo"... 'Stare into my eyes and I will OWN YOU' 😂 oh man I feel so old remembering that reference...

[@Cp-71]

Honestly, one thing I love about this franchise is how much of a goldmine for cursed content it is.

[@logtrainzipftt5549]

4:33 trainboy: (burps) it's bad

[@MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA]

Blud really said *BBUSAUURUEUROEOEPÆ*

[@ferociousmcpocious1738]

1:45 That's ain't salty that's Sodium chloride

[@ItsTrainBoy]

💀💀 MAN

[@Captain_Timezone]

@@ItsTrainBoy and the rest of these are what Karen’s demon kids look like

[@zippingcruises7712]

LOL

[@MasterSinister3]

LMAO

[@Zobie2game]

2:50 I live in Australia and at my local shopping Centre they have that exact engine called jasper that kids can ride on. I was quite surprised when I saw it in your video 😅

[@AdmiringSparks]

Well at lease I don’t live in the state on Australia you do and all the children who have sat in jasper have been turned into ghosts

[@AdmiringSparks]

Wait what state do you live in

[@Zobie2game]

@@AdmiringSparks Victoria

[@fangamestudios6807]

3:44 yoooo i have one of those and i dont remember they design now thank you for adding this on train boy!

[@ItzAppleXL173]

1:58 yes thats the same toy Leokimvideo showed of years ago, it just looks.....a bit different, also he was a legend back in the day for showing of the Knock offs and then destroying some of them with explosive or the legendary Mr Hammer, ah crap now i miss him. Also, PLS CAN WE GET MORE OF THIS!

[@SodorStudiosAndCoProductions]

2:02 it is that kind of toy, however the "decoration" was different because it had the promo pic for Misty Island Rescue

[@SheffieldNo14Productions]

"I'm pretty sure that says 'Train Go Go'... And you all see what the train does does." I fucking died bro, my respiratory system just evaporated

[@ercotcbis5398]

4:14 dude I used to have that when I was 3 Years old, dang that was my favourite toy back then.Brings back memories...

[@Plunger_Diver]

At 4:48 I remembered I have those cursed things I actually used to enjoy playing with them when I was 5

[@MisterMike_real]

3:25 I’ve got a new plan Krabs but this time it won’t fail… Because I’m the biggest diesel on sodor!

[@alexandraroman4121]

2:26 and it’s a picture of an engine farting-train boy 2022

[@NorthWestern1919]

One time when I was volunteering at a railroad museum, I saw one of those SpongeBob Minis. It was Skarloey as Mr. Krabs. He still haunts my dreams to this day. Seriously, why is Mr. Krabs Skarloey of all characters? Is it because they're both old?

[@ItsTrainBoy]

I SAW THAT ONE AND MAN 😭 I don’t think they really thought about who went with what. There’s Plankton Diesel 10, Skaroey Mr. Krabs, Millie Sandy, and not a lot of sense in any of them

[@yeoldeseawitch]

@@ItsTrainBoy mattel had the most golden oppurtunity to make salty as mr krabs....and they missed it

[@NorthWestern1919]

@@ItsTrainBoy Honestly, what is probably the most cursed thing about Mr. Skrabsloey are Mr. Krabs' eye stalks painted onto Skarloey's face mold. Truly a horrific sight to behold.

[@allisonkrueger8330]

@@ItsTrainBoy the real question is why do they exist in the first place? Mattel doesn’t even own Spongebob Nickelodeon does lol😂🤣🤣

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

I love minis. They are such a great product, but something clearly went down the shitter when it came to ideas.

[@leephelipe]

this is probably the most generic kind of video you could've possibily have made, that everyone has done it already, YET YOU STILL MANAGES TO STAND OUT, please continue, i just love to hear you complaining and roasting crappy stuff, such a good energy from these

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Thank you so much my man, this genuinely made me day to read and I cannot thank you enough for just taking the time to say them. You’re a real one, and I’ll do my best to keep it up :) Stay safe and stay awesome my man, no matter WHAT 🤙

[@ethanwilson213]

@TrainBoy I really do NOT LIKE THE GOD FORSAKING CURSED TOYS YOUR SENTENCED TO JAIL!😡😡😡

[@Apollo_Vanron]

I remember when wooden railway toys had lead paint. finally some good food.

[@zafool4997]

bruh

[@Steam_Tram_Studios]

1:08 I did a video on knockoff mercendice and I called this one "canceled sodor fallout character" also there's a green one btw-

[@Captain_Timezone]

1:57 all engines go in a nutshell

[@TrainMaster04]

Finally! Finally, somebody talks about the Lionel James! I am a fan of Lionel Legacy products, but when it comes to this...not so much.

[@DmayExpress]

4:19 Hello Thom Lightyear XD

[@Captain_Timezone]

3:35 we just do it Uno reverse Thomas scene

[@girlsundpanzerundrailwaysg8580]

2:58 this is actually in Japan

[@alexandraroman4121]

4:54 things we can’t unsee

[@charliesand573]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact at 1:53 that sign says Funny We *COME.* Because I'm not going to. Did Train of Thought's April 1st video teach us nothing?

[@zippingcruises7712]

1:45 that’s not salty, that’s baking soda.

[@not.supermario]

"Gusto ChooChoo, Easy comedy the mini train"? My Lord, what were the builders of this toy smoking???? And the delivery of the name made me laugh so hard. 🤣

[@nope1game193]

1:32 got to stay STRAPPED

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

pretty sure I had some knock off trains growing up. but not like these, like they were off brand wooden railroad, but like metal and battery operated. not the official Thomas ones, but another brand. and they had sound and lights... weird memory that this video unlocked.

[@samueltran6497]

I love the part where he actually burped at Thomas Wood, because how bad it is :/

[@nickmohammadi454]

I would dearly love to see more of these. 🤣.

[@crazypickles8235]

This was amazing. Made my night, I definitely needed this humor after my shift at work. Please make more of these

[@notdukey]

Hello, I do not know if your going to see this, but, I have been watching you since you only posted Lionel and N scale thomas content, and you have really inspired me a lot. Every time you upload a video, you make my day. Thanks for inspiring me so much, and always making me happy every time you upload.

[@pepijn23]

1:23 I just got a heart attack along with my eyes melting and now I’m typing this from hell. Guess that explains my profile pic.

[@parker-boy98]

0:36 "Campbell's tomato soup ass Duck" I'm dead, good sir! 😂

[@ZTronic.]

1:33 The THOMAS (Thomas FAMAS) is an effective Weapon against Diesels.

[@ianjackson4721]

This is a fucking masterpiece. I laughed so much. If videos were food it would be gourmet.

[@SNESJerry]

PLEASE do more of these!! I was laughing the entire time while watching this

[@ThomasandJames]

“I can’t believe that Salty out of al engines got a viagra sponsorship” (Trainboy, 2022)

[@cerealconsumer6411]

Trainboy, my boy, you never fail to make me chuckle

[@tuxthelinuxpenguin]

Think that bottom part says "Hello I'm your best friend". Better hope that's not true Edit: its at 2:13

[@LocalBeztGnarpian]

“Hello I’ M your finest engine” is what I think it says

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

I’m glad I decided to stay up late to watch this video about cursed Thomas stuff

[@blasterblaster1221]

Now this is what i wanted to see eith theblast few dark side of day out with thomas videos...one running joke throughout the video, in this case salty, and the rest is clear and easy to follow

[@nezzybitt99]

You know I think that tavor knock off would classify as an Any Other Weapon and I'd love to see the ATF's argument ad to why we can't own Thomas the really useful battle rifle.

[@OriginalBongoliath]

It is a French FAMAS. It came 20 years before the Tavor.

[@nezzybitt99]

@@OriginalBongoliath hard to tell what it is without the usual foregrip sight honestly but I assumed it was the tavor considering the worship it gets.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Lol, I like diesel’s head codes as eyes

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

*”I can’t believe Salty got a VIAGRA sponsorship”* I thought of Viagra when I saw that thing for the first time at my sons friend’s house.

[@cian-neural2594]

Step aside, Mark Martin. Salty's the new face of Viagra.

[@SteamSuperHEater]

I would legit buy that "subway rave train" Thomas if it came with a sound chip that played Caramelldansen

[@coconutfredenjoyer2863]

This. We need this.

[@usefulenginestobyandthomas1098]

I’m pretty sure it says Train Go Go…and you see what the train does does. Gets me every time.

[@Dawg347]

Gets gets me every time*

[@tuifan8386]

we need a sequel fr

[@ItsTrainBoy]

It’s gotta happen g, I just gotta go deep into the dark side 🤣

[@USRA_Fanatic]

Man I can’t, 996 from the suffocation station, 🤣 Great vid man, great job! God bless

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Thank you my brother man!! 🤣 God bless and thank you again not only for taking the time to watch, but to leave these kind words too :)

[@thirt33nlove]

4:07 tank engines in disguese

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

I saw that same Thomas in 5:22 in 2018 but it was in blue

[@gwynheimer]

You are the holy grail for my brother and I, this made us cry holy shit 😭

[@91myroc]

“996 From the Suffocation Station” that took me out 😂😂😂

[@wethermanofmemes]

“Hay where is my Thomas transformer” Timmy’s last words

[@audryb321]

I don't know why Thomas would featured Ferdinand even though he didn't appear in the show for a very long time

[@Ollimus]

Some of these are downright disturbing man.

[@redeye_]

1:40 i have my answer.. it was in the hands of lee harvey oswald

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

I got a Healthcare ad and it was stuck on the thumbnail before youtube crashing for 45 seconds.

[@Numpey]

Imagine an alternate reality where Train & Friends and Friends Adventure fans question an item titled Thomas and Friends

[@DaThreeStuffies]

3:54 this is my childhood toy

[@Lautyrr]

To me the eyebuffer thing feels reminiscent to Celine, a minor character from cars who had their eyes be their headlights.

[@codystrainsnjazz]

I was pretty buzzed watching this but…my brother in Christ this video is awesome!!!

[@filipzatka8212]

Fun thing that you put some minis in the video as well as wood Ferdinand where its ofico Thomas merch and not leaked knock off like the others.

[@Tombola1993]

I’ve wandered into Ashens and LeokimVideo territory again. He’d burn the lot. Plus the knock off 8 wheel Salty reminds me of a Class 14 diesel and a Norwegian Steelworks Diesel at Scunthorpe Steelworks.

[@mgr_video_productions]

Or they'd meet Mr. Hammer

[@Tombola1993]

@@mgr_video_productions that too.

[@mykidsaremylifesd9606]

They should’ve made Plankton a MINIS Troublesome Truck

[@thomasthetankman]

These toys were used in a Great War and there now here to haunt us beyond our nightmares

[@TheWagonConductor1899]

*Battle Of Britain

[@mgr_video_productions]

😂😂😂. We need more darkside Thomas rip-off merchandise. This video reminds me of the Thomas Darkside video Leokimvideo use to do.

[@Pepperknight341]

4:17 Thomas the Tank Engine as Buzz Lightyear.

[@bosnian.gamer.2006]

5:02 "Last chance to look at me Diesel."

[@ryandyer3466]

I seriously thought the news clip at the beginning was talking about the “lead paint crisis” at first

[@Corderoy98]

2:50 AYO THERES THE IMAGE I SENT!!

[@alexandraroman4121]

1:03 ouch

[@alexandraroman4121]

1:45 this should’ve been salty in wooden railway

[@Primon4723Studios]

2:52 Big Mac: All you worry about to keeping that piece of glass in your eye clean.

[@edwardfan2428]

Ah yes Krusty that was my favorite as a kid. 🤣

[@Drifted_Rail]

I have never laughed as hard as this when I watched Thomas and the Jet engine as a kid for the first time.

[@geothom]

That combing thomas transformer is pretty sick though. I own one

[@chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254]

I'd like to own a Gusto Choo Choo since both leokimvideo and Y0Y0Evan own the Gusto Choo Choo.

[@randomclass4653]

5:39 she took down TB FINALLY

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

4:15 Ah, the one with Super James, Thomas arm and HENRY! HOR MAWR GAWRD!

[@michaelt9639]

I would love to see more of these

[@midnightexpress3604]

I have that Joker 10, minis are wild as hell.

[@BlakesTrainsandMore4014]

We need a part 2 or 3 or 4.

[@nom101gaming]

0:37 i think i have that thomas somewhere

[@alfrancisnh]

"You're gonna give me that fu*kin express Gordon" I need that on a t-shirt pronto

[@danw4765]

This made my day

[@gaardus8682]

Trainboy: you now, I could spend hours just talking about Thomas wood and complaining about it. That’s right.

[@shawnraulsjr.5190]

Ah The Best Thomas And Friends Character Jasper.

[@bedflopperstudios2191]

1:34 Thomas the Famas