Ivanka Trump Doesn't Understand Words

Donald Trump's daughter is among the most trusted members of his administration. And yet, she appears to have extreme difficulty finding the right... letter compounds? Alphabet parties? Oh, words!!
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[@dpersonal1]

- didn’t Ivanka go to a top university? - yes, but on a relative basis.

[@mirna-garcia]

lol

[@Thundralight]

She went to Trump university

[@archygirl1750]

Good one!

That’s funny D Jason! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Dominic Martin -Absolutely, the same way his father bought his; can’t you see his limited vocabulary ?

[@s.tiffanysmith9977]

She thinks that speaking slowly and quietly makes her sound informed, thoughtful, and intelligent. Not a great plan.

[@jamessandy5873]

S. Tiffany Smith: So true

[@matthewtayloryowieresearch1912]

Particularly when you're dumber than a wet hessian sack full of hammers!

[@tz-mk1dg]

Sounds ALOT better than most millenials. Sounds alot better than Biden, pelosi, or bobblehead hilary!!!

[@Emy-fv5ny]

That's because she wants to imitate Jackie O...But Jackie was more than that.

[@mill8383]

so with hillary clinton

[@furbelox5821]

i‘m not even a native speaker and i cringe so hard ...🤦‍♂️

[@davedon260]

Well you maybe surprised that you in fact can speak English language way better than some so called “native speakers “ whatever that means. 😀😀😀😀

[@mellie3882]

Same lmao

[@gaiadali8872]

Same here mate

[@c2757]

I think you will find that you are a native speaker of at least one language. It's just a question of which language they spoke where you were born.

[@wonderwoman5528]

The only smart trump is the niece who wrote that book

[@jaidaa2417]

Mary Trump she wrote and explained that book logically

[@stevenjon1347]

Mary is Fred Trump Jr's daughter. She's not the spawn of Donald.

[@jaidaa2417]

Steven Jon She still has the last name must know something

[@stevenjon1347]

I also read the book and believe what she wrote to be true. I was implying that her higher intelligence level is due to not being a child of Donald.

[@jaidaa2417]

Steven Jon 👍🏾

[@gunjanjoshi6299]

As they say, *_the apple doesn't fall far from the Orange._*

[@tarrynlea]

most underrated comment

[@popsol100]

Wish I could like this twice

[@kobebryant3830]

Gunjan Joshi its called our ORANGE BUM !

[@OP-1000]

That genuinley made me LOL.

[@Greyareas27]

Gunjan Joshi You get an A+ for that one. (Drumpf gives you an F.)

[@kittyhouse1028]

Eight months old and happy birthday....and Ivanka's daddy wanted to put her in charge of the World Bank.

[@anitabrown3286]

That's why!

[@jixuscrixus1967]

Dumb as a brick

[@purplerain5214]

Her whole damn family doesnt understand words

[@younglee4879]

Purple Rain shame on them 🤣🤣

[@mikefraser4513]

I'll miss all these shows when Trump's gone.

[@goldpaulike5304]

I am a 13 year old guy from Eastern Europe and English is my second language and I am shocked to see that some native English speakers don't know how to use their grammar or don't know how to pronounce words correctly.

[@aixamagr2897]

She is the worst at words: Together we will #EndTrafficking! t.co/T2mh64afBB - Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 25, 2020

[@sereanaduwai8313]

If you wondering, the whole lot of them graduated from Trump University.

[@jasonpop1628]

For a gal who doesn't know what complicit means , she sure is .

[@ruurdjesteur7932]

Jason Pop, and let us not forget her "NOBLE" price.-.

[@NewMessage]

Ivanka has the best words teacher. Her teacher has the best words. The best. He's like a smart person. Nobody knew that. and his vocabulary is yuge. There's no problem there, believe me.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

New Message I like the way you architected that comment

[@MrRaitzi]

Stephen just can not get enough of this in the show. He continues in youtube comments.

[@mikeyb8040]

its like deja vu... all over again

[@nemian618]

Absolutely nailed it. What perfectly structured Trump comment.

[@madeline795]

New Message lmao

[@PD-xy8iu]

And they graduated from top universities... Those universities should demand their degrees back

[@BenAlbert]

NO I think they paid off those universities so it would seem like they graduated lol

[@BobCull1949]

To be fair the Clown Prince of Queens paid in full for those diplomas. It's one of the few bills he has paid in his wasted life. He only paid for them because the college wouldn't hand over the goods without payment up front.

[@bebetheexplorer624]

They must have paid million for it❤️

[@joepadilla7871]

Remember they didn't go to university they went over there and pay for their diploma so they can make believe they have a degree

[@ronaldidk8483]

@@joepadilla7871 Donald didn't and he did nothing for the country and we still voted for him 😥

[@clarindaanderson8095]

How did Gayle King keep a straight face during that interview? 😂🤣🤔👀🤷🏽‍♀️

[@avistumpkin8609]

Ivanka she no smarter then her daddy, Trump. THEY WERE SMART ENOUGH, TO TEAM UP WITH PUTIN OF RUSSIA. THAT WOULD BE U.S.OF AMERICA, WAR TO REMAIN U.S.OF AMERICA. PUTIN TOOK OUR STRONG LEADER, AND PUT IN HIS PUPPET TRUMP.

[@clarindaanderson8095]

@@avistumpkin8609 I agree they are not smart, we do have puppets in office. I hope and pray that there in a better contender on either ballot that will take him down!! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[@susanbrown9606]

She was making a supreme effort

[@jackmioff100]

She was complicit.

[@rosanaconta3416]

@@avistumpkin8609 Benghazi

[@chancegoode173]

Sounds like she went to Trump University 😂

[@girliejax]

it does doesn't it 😆😆

[@Seetha-Golden]

Not to mention Ivanka keeps saying *"ARCHITECTING"* . Which is not a word!

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Seetha Golden yep. it's very annoying

[@justachannel9379]

Whose fault is that? Ivanka's or the English language's.

[@hotpopcorncake]

it's is now. I'm "ARCHITECTING" in my laptop to watch porn.

[@ainumahtar]

Justachannel I really hope you are trolling because holy hell that is a dumb statement.

[@kashandracambria1306]

Seetha Golden LMAO

[@ethanrummel7638]

When Ivanka speaks, it reminds me of my 8th grade essays. Everything is a not really well thought out, failed attempt at seeming smarter than I am.

[@ainumahtar]

I imagine you at least looked up the "big words" you used to try to look smarter, though, which is not something any Trump seems to be able to claim with any semblance of truth. Not that truth matters to them in any way, but I assume you know what I mean :P

[@SilverLakeify]

Ethan Rummel that's a perfect description of what this is.😂

[@ethanrummel7638]

I least I can spell and you (probably) can't

[@cocozlynch]

+archhighlord blah blah blah;Pathetic truly. i will just leave that here you marvelous rungrish speaker, you! REPLY

[@B4raCk0s4Ma]

Shit that sounds like my college essays

[@jamessandy5873]

I always have to mute temporarily at 1:01 because her fake "I'm intelligent and thoughtful" voice is so remarkably cringey, like fingernails on a chalkboard.

[@merrilouneigenfind104]

Normally, one might wonder how she got into college. Pretty sure we know.

[@johnnyboy62parker39]

I’m sure a first class degree was assured and paid for before she started her studies there

[@1996SGT]

I guess it‘s on a relative basis.

[@pranavdixit6157]

@@1996SGT what an intelligent statement in an otherwise clever comment section

[@ricksorkin2522]

@@pranavdixit6157 what a good conclusion in another wise great comment section

[@karinwall4450]

Definition of complicit : helping to commit a crime or do wrong in some way (MERRIAM-WEBSTER)

[@debbie541]

Complicity refers to the act of helping someone else behave inappropriately or illegally.

[@joinfranknow]

ya had to look it up ahh, first time using a dictionary

[@notaspy3751]

The apple does not fall far from the orange.

[@WorkinForAGoal]

Max Grassy lmao!!!!

[@GoodKarma11]

😂😂💀💀

[@gyronx8975]

Okay that was funny

[@vyentro29]

Lololol

[@patrickmessina2993]

Don't compare apples to trees.

[@jkkaki7430]

Watched this soooo many times and it just gets FUNNIER🤣🤣🤣the best part of an otherwise dull day😉

[@lilibee3443]

“Do rich people get more birthdays than we do?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Choikesta]

That shit was hilarious 😆 Although Stephen Colbert makes about 10-15 million a year, so what’s this “we” shit. 😂 He’s rich as hell.

[@timchavez552]

I sometimes use words that I don't understand in order to sound photosynthesis.

[@iamciril]

covfefe

[@IizUname]

*in order to sound intrinsic.

[@koala7236]

In order to sound osteoporosis

[@anthonym.7426]

Koala LOL.

[@customedge1]

Awesome, congrats, you won the comment of the year and I would like to give you a standing obligation

[@Vanillakissess]

I think this might be my favorite. I laughed the whole way through. 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@manowar5516]

She's complicit relatively speaking. Happy birthday.

[@eonhand8]

I don't get it. There's one day a year where that makes complete sense. You trying to be as incoherent as Ivanka didn't work.

[@Dave-xr3rj]

Who knew, she otherwise has the best words too. Relatively, Happy Birthday!

[@manowar5516]

eonhand8 And your kissing her ass on YT. And that's not working either.

[@eonhand8]

Okay. Let me walk you through this. You used the same phrases she did but because you have a better instinct for language your attempt at lampooning her actually sounded coherent which is unlike Ivanka. It's irony. Did you ever watch the Colbert Report? That's the humor i went for. Think about it. I agreed with the statement that, on her birthday, it's perfectly logical to tell her happy birthday and accuse her of being complicit in the implied accusation of collusion with Russian intelligence, at least in a relative since. This is far from "kissing her ass," although i realize she might think that in the highly unlikely scenario she actually reads it, because we have already established she has a tenuous grasp of the english language. Sorry for the confusion.

[@CatACor21.]

Man O War 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤔🤔

[@Annie-zd6rn]

Ivanka is like her daddy, she "knows the best words."🤔

[@53smalltrain]

Like father, like daughter. She created a new country named" UNITED KINSTON' and the illiterate father tweeted ' PRINCE OF WHALES'.

[@joannpasco9336]

Did ivanka graduate from Trump University??

[@nigelft]

Joann Pasco Perhaps she learned English from her mum ... Seriously, though ... can't either of them afford decent English language lessions ...?

[@jeffc5974]

Wherever she went, she didn't get her daddy's money's worth, even if it was free.

[@HaibTshajHaib]

Joann Pasco yes, lol!

[@olddogcitypound5859]

Top of the class!😆

[@kevbriguy]

no ivy league jackass. Did you graduate from that community college? Did they hand you your associates degree, bigshot?

[@piarossi8224]

She is one complicit woman

[@elenatimofte2014]

AND HER FATHER THREATEN ALL WHO ATTACK HER.MISTER PASTOR,FAKE.

[@aixamagr2897]

complicit in words: Together we will #EndTrafficking! t.co/T2mh64afBB - Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 25, 2020

[@CaptEoNinja83]

Ivanka is pretty, rich, and in a high level job. I'm overweight, in my mid-30s, still live with my parents, haven't finished college, and my job prospects are dubious. Yet, I know how words work, have a larger vocabulary, and a better understanding of spelling and spell-check than the POTUS and his daughter combined. So, yes. I am feeling quite smug.

[@anitabrown3286]

Create your own job. Get the weight off....you have youth on your side.....you have no excuse!

[@gracecohara9356]

Anita Brown pmm

[@stevenjon1347]

Trump's niece believes Trump wouldn't have been able to function in the real world if he hadn't had all his minders and wasn't gifted $431 million by his father. Trump and his children would've been low level conmen and deadbeats if they weren't born into money. To be honest you shouldn't even compare yourself to them. Most people globally would be far more literate than all of them combined. You should set your bar higher than them.

[@johnprekurat6960]

@@stevenjon1347 Of course, Don the Con claimed he only got $1,000,000 from daddy - which he insists he paid back "with interest." He lies like a bitch; maybe he can't help it.

[@just_kos99]

I can't believe that CBS interview didn't bark out a laugh involuntarily when Ivanka said she was complicit, like it's a good thing.

[@qawamity]

I see the apple doesn't fall far from the barrel.

[@adaoraelliott9254]

qawamity/Escef empty barrel

[@rid1bee]

You mean from the orange, right?

[@liger04]

A bird in the hand is worth two of a feather, after all.

[@coosoorlog]

I love this comments right now

[@jeyzeus]

+Flame Beats that joke sure did went above your head

[@DBMe33]

Watching this in 2019 after the viral cringe G20 video of her trying to jump in on the world leader conversation. Smh.

[@billyboy6028]

Or the one where Merkel rips Dump a new one with Ivanka looking puzzled, Priceless!

[@DarkCreed]

And the pic with her and her husband looking out the window.

[@MrMarco855]

Why don't you join the circus with the rest of your family numb nuts?

[@tz-mk1dg]

@@billyboy6028 incompetent Merkel cant stop shaking. She was Germanys beloved chancelor, now she is a TWITCHING hag😂😂😂

[@markvines7308]

She should be able to talk gooda, her dad's brain is bigly and he teached her.

[@joeexotic2545]

She's tremendous at speaking goodly, the best

[@sadiam.6841]

Hahahahaha

[@markvines7308]

blackwhite perro If it's relatively relative.

[@TheactressCJ]

mark vines 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "he teached her" 😂😂 you win!! That was it right there😂😂😂😂😂 great Friday morning laugh! Thanks! 😘

[@markvines7308]

CJ Walton Your very welcome 👍🐨

[@brookebergamo]

2 years later, and I still find this funny 😂

[@LawNerd24]

3 now!

[@FullBringer1]

Just as Ivanka does not understand words ,I don't understand how you americans can stand such a "spectacular" president like Trump. So I guess...just like Colbert said... *Happy Birthday*

[@qawamity]

Gabriel Simion Oh, it's a spectacle, all right.

[@calibaby6913]

Alcohol.

[@ns-uo7it]

Well actually most Americans can't stand Trump. He did not win by a "landslide" as he likes to say, and although he won the election, he lost the popular vote, which is the majority of the American people. That said, everyday I'm on the verge of a daily meltdown because of trump

[@BonnieHalfElven]

Instead of making America great again, he's making it a laughing stock. Nothing like this has ever happened here. I guess the writers of the Constitution wrongly assumed that legislators would put country before party and do the right thing. But they see him as the key to their power, and that is more important to them!

[@PurnceNMe]

We can’t stand him. That’s why we are all taking Prozac.

[@mypal1990]

So she did words good? Who knew?

[@MoeMentos]

Eye new that.

[@og7189]

she talk english good

[@pondartinc4002]

I got a new hat too!!

[@JohnGoundry]

She do the best words

[@jordanabeaulieu2530]

Stephen Colbert is very clever with words!✍

[@trefod]

That's because her dad has all the best words, he said so himself. Apparently she is left with a bunch of not so great words, very sad!

[@AppsPvP]

Yep he has some bigly words such as covefe

[@10ttt10able]

Bing bing bing

[@honchohuze169]

www.theodore-roosevelt.com/trsorbonnespeech.html

[@whisler744]

What's sad about being able to speak five languages? How many can you speak? Maybe one?

[@Intelinside-vo7wn]

SAD SAD SAD LIFE LESSON 101 MONEY CANT BUY INTELLIGENCE,LOVE, DIGNITY OR RESPECT

[@jonuberisk5306]

Lets say that she isn't intelligent. Is it respectful or dignifying to comment on it? Pot calling the kettle black...

[@Intelinside-vo7wn]

@@jonuberisk5306 the point is in life non of those virtues can be bought terming or deducing one as unintellectual on a factual basis is truth. truth is truth , & am calling a spade a spade. A spade is NOT a big spoon , much as alternative facts are factual LIES .

[@emmyntoto2]

@Magnus Johanson NOT AT ALL!

[@mrwmontana1]

Intel inside your right and the demoRATS keep proving that each day they open their collective yaps and spout the diarrhea they feed you demoRATS. A pot head. A demented speaker. Spartacus?? An American hating Muslim who married her brother. A cheater on her husband. Lying about heritage. aoc, don't need to say much here. Guam is going to flip over?? That's rich! A phony cowgirl wanting to prosecute people who meme against the rats? Ivanka has more brain power than the whole rat party. Come to the light my friend. Leave the dark behind. The winning side will take you back to the fold. Leave the dark side!

[@jandrews6254]

Intel inside ... or class

[@DavidSmith-yw8oq]

half of what she says means nothing...and the other half means something else!!

[@nocalsteve]

Half of what she says means nothing and the other half is redundant.

[@bluecollarlit]

David Smith that's it! I think you summarized it neatly. I offer two thoughts: I think ivanka means well, and I don't think Mr. Colbert was out of line with this routine -- he was not mean, it was funny, and ivanka is not unfamiliar with being in the public eye...as a sophisticated New Yorker, and a grown-up, she probably laughed at this herself.

[@reptomicus]

Ivanka is great with words. Colbert is just arguing sublantics.

[@jimsolo5739]

Lol ^

[@KissMahGrits]

reptomicus lmao

[@deployedkitty]

Skeletor! You are so Money Supermarket!

[@ameyagokhale5123]

reptomicus You're kidding right?

[@deployedkitty]

Ameya Gokhale - Yes, it's a joke.

[@ISweetDreamsT]

trump supporters hate this man LMAO this man is funny af!

[@RedfishInc]

A J I can't stand trump and still I wonder how this guy ever got a job doing comedy. Johnny Carson he is not.

[@ProMurda]

I don't personally give two shits about who's president as long as they know what they're doing its ok. But it's one thing to disrespect a person, but to target his family is just cowardly. Just a piss-poor attempt to get his sheep-fueled audience to watch his B.S as they mindlessly clap along and laugh because he has the same opinion as you

[@RedfishInc]

NORESPKT in general that is a valid point but if that family member participates in government or acts in an advisory role to the president or other high official then certain criticisms are still on the table. For instance Michelle Obama was a valid target for such criticism but Sasha and Malia were not. Trump has identified his daughter as a valued member of his inner circle of advisors and as such has made her a valid target. Baron Trump by contrast would be strictly off limits. This comedian really has no leg to stand on when it comes to calling someone's intelligence into question. He's not the sharpest crayon in the box himself. He really should focus on being a better comedian and leave the political and social commentary to folks who know better. Maybe a bit on airline food might be funny... oh, it's been done? My bad. :-)

[@unconcernedperson87]

Comedy is subjective, I’m not sure why people complain when it’s political. Why shouldn’t the apparent lack of ability in using words, from someone with substantial influence in the government, not be made fun of? Shouldn’t we have the brightest and most intelligent people lead the country lmao

[@RedfishInc]

Unconcerned Person there are some brilliant political comedians, George Carlin was one such comedian. This guy is no George Carlin. This Colbert fella is just lazy, taking cheap shots for even cheaper laughs. If you think he's funny then enjoy his buffoonery, I have better things to do with my time.

[@rosemarymancera4318]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks again, Stephen. You made my day!!!

[@bernie8571]

She knows words. She has the best words. -Trump

[@CButtonshaw]

"come here honey and call me daddy again" - also Trump

[@janeinarnygaard]

£

[@sapemi08]

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!

[@MyDennis333]

She obviously went to TRUMP University...

[@yaimamartinez9576]

Dennis Caxton Good one!

[@Skyprince27]

Dennis Caxton Probably taught there...

[@KumaBran]

Dennis Caxton ...AND DIDN'T MAKE IT! (Sorry, i completed your words;)

[@rafaelgoris5274]

😂😂

[@Jeffcrocodile]

rich people buy their way through fancy schools.

[@LisaMichele]

💯💯💯

[@Kburd-wr6dq]

Free To Be Me yup, but can you turn 1 million into several billion?

[@fontunetheteller410]

Free To Be Me got a citation for that?

[@fontunetheteller410]

Free To Be Me trump has cheated no one. He pays his taxes. He pays his workers accordingly. He funded his own campaign. He left the business in the hands of his sons. He is an excellent business man. After what obama did with the Iran deal, that's exactly what we need. A man who knows every bit of how business works. Stop eating what CNN or Young Turks tell you. They're blinded by the fact he's orange to the point where they can't see he's done more good for this country than obama ever did, or Clinton ever would. Fuck off.

[@fontunetheteller410]

Free To Be Me plus we can fucking bother you as much as we want. Free speech applies to both sides.

[@jcoptimus]

I'll bet there's one thing she can say perfectly... "Daddy, can I have more money?"

[@zberry582]

She knows the best words like her father. I want a longer segment on this please!

[@JustAnotherDayToday]

Where is Don and Eric T. when you need Dumb and Dumber to chime in?

[@atirx7317]

Hiaruga they look like Beavis and Butthead !

[@MW3ScareL]

Atir X more cartoonish

[@Andy666TheBeast]

1:50 "Do rich people get more birthdays than we do?" Who is "we" Stephen Colbert? You're not part of the "we" XD

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Colbert is poorer than you think

[@adaoraelliott9254]

Aniruddha Rajshekar well he didn't grow up rich

[@MrJimheeren]

Aniruddha Rajshekar he was raised middle class, sure he is rich now, but I’m pretty sure Colbert can remember his old life

[@libertyann439]

🌼Little Bimbo dingdong🌼

[@dme1016]

Remember, Trump knows words. Really....incredible words, like you wouldn't believe. Of course, he's never actually disclosed any of these amazingly yuge words, but let me tell you, people have told me that they're really, unbelievable uh...words.

[@leavanderwolf1973]

6

[@avistumpkin8609]

You people know better then me ,Trump always said. You know better then HIM, WHAT IS TO KNOW WHEN YOU NEVER EVEN SAID. YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT. Around and around in circles NOTHING.

[@abrahamsds1277]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[@fabianfarbeyond558]

D Me You have him DOWN!

[@jaimereynolds258]

The Happy Birthday one cracked me up lol

[@ryleequantum-leap-advantag2917]

It cracked me up too tbh

[@Sam-gj6on]

do rich people get more birthdays than "we" do? this guy acts like he's part of the common mans net worth or something. That is funny.

[@Adi-sg8sp]

Master Splinter it just means he's empathetic and he gets it 😂 also he's a comedian so calm down

[@whisler744]

Nothing wrong with celebrating every month your child has been in this world...if that's the best you can come up with to put someone down for you need to get a life

[@chi2om]

The Ivy League intelligence runs in the family I see

[@steverivera7669]

Just like big ass foreheads run in your family

[@killingit7jr292]

Steve Rivera DAYUM

[@aidenwood2273]

"I have the best words"

[@chi2om]

i was being sarcastic

[@chi2om]

??? i can't be triggered if i don't see the gun

[@jamesgrimsey8865]

Must get it from her lover, oh I mean father.

[@ibrahimm.kontagora489]

Lol she’s definitely daddy’s girl. She does the best words

[@ixlnxs]

Donald always has the last words though. And those last words are always "yes, honey".

[@tim99291]

Was Ivanka homeschooled by daddy ? "Otherwise" is a huge word in the trump family, I don't mean huge, I mean TREMENDOUS. In her defence, I celebrate the birthday of my babies every month too :-)

[@paulabartholomew8497]

Her recesses consisted of lap dances for daddy.

[@boonlincoln]

Monologue Order: 1. Trump Has Now Been Interviewed On Fox News 19 Times 2. Harasser Of The Day: President George H.W. Bush 3. Ivanka Trump Doesn't Understand Words

[@williamplatt1641]

"The entire trump family is part of an otherwise great country". 😁😄😆😃😅😅😍

[@go-goakins1489]

Hahahahahaha. Great segment!👍😎

[@flaminggorilla909]

That last part killed me XD I died of laughter lol

[@BavonWW]

The first publisher to release a book of her gaffes will have a non-fiction bestseller.

[@culinaryguide4457]

This was brilliant. 😂👏👌

[@ashleymistletoe]

so this is the cleverest of trump's kids, and adored by american people? hmm..

[@labbott3933]

Only adored by her Father. He loves her legs and would date her if he was not her father. He talks about her legs with his hookers. Catch the Stormy interview by 60 Minutes Australia. He's a perv.

[@sydneythomason5950]

L Abbott Your devious mind seems to dwell on incest, do you practice it much on your own family?

[@MrMarco855]

What's it to you traitor?

[@JustJesstheMess]

NOT ADORED BY ME! SHE SUCKS

[@cpt_nordbart]

Yep, I had to look up what complicit means. I am german give me some slack.

[@1nfuzion]

cut me some slack*

[@BrauereiMasturBier]

give me a break*

[@trollololoooooo]

did someone say Kit Kat?

[@Lokificent]

Same here.

[@SleepyRickyC92]

Same here

[@candacedrimmer8153]

What happens when you don't actually go to school, but just have Daddy pay for the grades. Right Tiffany?

[@evonwilliams7502]

Candace Drimmer to funny but true

[@evonwilliams7502]

is she really that stuip

[@kevbriguy]

is she stupid bc she is a women? do you feel pretty good about yourself? attacking a young women like that? you actually think that's how things work? her dad just payed for the grades? haha so delusional and i love the irony of women discredited other women's accomplishments. So counterintuitive, isn't it?

[@DIESEL0759]

+k r I see someone "payed"[sic] for your grades in 3rd grade. Because of your poorly typed sentence, and of course, your dedication to not watching the video, thus showing your ignorance.

[@whisler744]

If that isn't about the dumbest remark ever! I can tell about how far you must of got in school.

[@sh230968]

I am laughing out loud on an otherwise ordinary day.

[@Mad9977]

haha 8 months Birthday 😁 hey why not, it's an alternative truth 😂

[@Farmboy1544]

I bet they sing Happy Covfefe!

[@343Films]

salamandrina Ironic that our president is one of the biggest bullies in modern US history, and yet that's the insult you go with for Colbert...

[@user-tm1ix7xi1n]

salamandrina It is called making fun of uneducated people like you and your president.

[@astrella.moon_]

salamandrina 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxcleary1727]

salamandrina so is our president

[@lol.at.trolls9734]

The -apple- *BANANA(!)* doesn't fall far from the tree.

[@sanjaymadireddi]

"I see that the apple doesn't fall that far from the orange"-John Oliver

[@nuttybar9]

Who's orange and President Trump as well as Ivanka will run laps around your dumb ass any day.

[@danicemalone3373]

Dexter & by the time it hits the ground.. it too.. is rotten! 🤢🤢

[@danicemalone3373]

George Geeseman I bet you can't speak two languages! He's probably got a better job too because he's bi lingual.. Guess what.. They'll hire him before you. He's more educated with better skills.Your type is becoming distinct like dinosaurs.. But Trump loves the uneducated, and you all flaunt your "ignorence" instead if intelligence.. Just like TRUMP..You all show your fear because the end is near! News flash. Have u heard about the thousands of Puerto Ricans coming to USA. Keep America just like it is! Brown!

[@danicemalone3373]

robert justus Ivanka is a scandelous skank.. Her husband a cross dresser! Jarred is head of prisons now so he can have a sneak preview before doing his time.Pay attention. Loser! They sell Ill-Vonkas shit at the Goodwill, and she's got busted in China for running & cheating sweatshops.. Do your homework, and stop acting like them. Keep your fake news to yourself. Everyone isn't stupid like u & Ill-Vonka!🤥🤡😷🤧

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

I knew ivanka was an alien!!! now we just have to figure out which planet has an eight month year and we will know where she is from!

[@marlenecournoyer3420]

You MUST watch this, Very funny and Very true.

[@slaughterhouse5309]

Holy shit! I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you Colbert!

[@MrMarco855]

You an half ear should rub butts together, you freak.

[@Funkestech]

Relatively great video, happy birthday.

[@not_my_name5200]

I agree with you otherwise! so complicit!

[@rene8806]

Let's cuddle

[@byLizee]

Funke Motor lmfao

[@PenguinApple]

this is gold

[@avedic]

Apparently the pasta doesn't fall far from the chair. But, let's bee fare hear....she doesn't have thyme four words meaning things; she's busy _architecting_ her life. -____-

[@CarlBaravelli]

"Do rich people get more birthdays than we do" - so nice to hear that Stephen considers himself one of us :/

[@joy2000cyber]

Carl Baravelli Nice try!

[@michalperach984]

Yep I love him but he is rich so that sounded a little off

[@senaithagos1861]

He grew up poor

[@jexxer]

There's a big difference between gradually becoming rich from a successful career and being born so rich the only reason anyone even knows who the hell you are is BECAUSE you were born rich. One knows what it's like to struggle financially. The other struggled between whether they wanted the black or the red Ferrari, then decided to just get both.

[@SUFFERFOOLS]

It's all 'relative'. I think he actually earned his money after years of hard work, sacrifice, and dues-paying. So, yeah, more like us" than inheriting $20,000,000.00 and a roll-a-dex of the richest, most powerful people in New York as friends to get you going.

[@pm561]

I love Stephen Colbert. He is a genius.

[@byteresistor]

She has the best words and she says a lot of words. Believe me.

[@quitebad459]

Not understanding words in 2017 is also known as presidential

[@trihard728]

Jason Nge You have gay

[@georgegeeseman3678]

Jason Nge bashing conservatives in 2017 is known as that thing pussies and immigrants do.

[@adamtzsch]

George Geeseman Spoken like a true dumb-fuck Yank. Take pride in your President, dude 👍🏼🇺🇸🤣

[@soundslikeskrillex9799]

Jim Miller Wow, salty Trumptard tears are delicious.

[@soundslikeskrillex9799]

Jim Miller Wow, so enraged, I can see the salt in the air already.

[@suryarameshkumar5459]

Why are daily night shows always on trending ?

[@nataliecross9403]

Because the people didn't want Trump to be president and he keeps fucking is over.

[@azrael9387]

Natalie Cross The people actually did want Trump as president. And wanted him president for a while now, you can even look it up. He didn’t want to be president but previous president have been fucking up our country for too long

[@azrael9387]

Tactical Strategist If I’m not mistaken those numbers came from the same people who said Hilary was going to win by 96%

[@magaking9653]

Susan CEO needs to be fired.

[@nataliecross9403]

Jomar Cortes he didn't win popular vote. He ran for the presidency. And Obama significantly improve economical and social conditions.

[@rosespex7981]

She potentially belongs in an otherwise perfect 1980's parody of a business woman in Dynasty

[@CinePhil101]

She's not the sharpest bulb in the crayon box.

[@rossradtke]

Didn't even get to "Architecting" I mean, WTF is that?

[@elliotterodriguez]

Speaking Ivanka-nese or Moron-ese or not having enough vocab-nese

[@sadiam.6841]

It's Dumbtard language.

[@maggiee639]

Ross Radtke that’s one of the greatest hits of ivanka fuckery

[@nocalsteve]

Anyone remember "blue-collar billionaire"?

[@sarah7755]

Elliotte Rodriguez I think the Trump's spell it "moran".

[@ChakaFerry]

NOT the brightest - Like father like daughter !!!

[@whisler744]

If Ivanka isn't the brightest and speaks five languages what does that make you?

[@mongrelmachines]

alan lawrence Yeap... what a wannabe sentence.

[@Fahad2k1]

@@whisler744 So much for speaking five language, yet can't speak English?

[@judigullo6316]

Ivanka understands words like “more shoes, designer handbags, diamonds, emeralds and rubies”. Those are my favorite

[@aevelynmoose609]

New Words she's learned Recently. BARGAIN. BIN AT DOLLAR TREE

[@53smalltrain]

New country she created named " UNITED KINGSTON'.

[@batmang9014]

I know words. I know many words.

[@IizUname]

The best words!

[@alchemicalmoon3426]

Hugely big words

[@LlamaDrama142]

Let me tell you, I have the biggest words, believe me.

[@scorpiodynastyx6601]

Bat Mang "unpresidented"

[@Thebeaner01]

Believe me.. I know words.

[@cynthiatownsend9711]

SHE GETS IT FROM HER DADDY.

[@clown_marshall]

Can you stop bashing the trumps? You’re just trying to stay relevant!

[@lacaligrown]

LIL'LONG75 1 thank u

[@jonrabben3007]

So it seems she washed out of medical school. She asked the prof for a red pen. The prof asks why. She says "so I can draw blood."

[@BothHands1]

Those million dollar ivy-league schools doing good work lol. Just more proof that if you're rich, you can pay for a Harvard degree, or any other degree without actually deserving it.

[@dandy3082]

Danielle Spargo The billionaire presidential family didn't earn their degrees?

[@merchillio]

To be fair, I'm not sure they give writing classes in business courses. Still, that's hilarious.

[@fontunetheteller410]

Danielle Spargo that literally never happens. Rich people work harder than the media portrays. We go to the same schools, do the same tests, and drive on the same roads, and breathe the same air. You're an idiot. Commie fuck

[@vaaance710]

Jean-Dominic Lapointe ??? Have you ever been to college? You have to take at least one writing class regardless of your major. And you need to write papers for business classes

[@erinlee5936]

Jean-Dominic Lapointe yes, they do take writing classes. There's a ton of paperwork that is done in business school. That's why I'm baffled. Why is she speaking like that? She needs to review her vocabulary and grammar.

[@marssilvergold3967]

Still smarter than 95% of trump's voters

[@michaellieske7173]

Trump supporters are so dumb, That is why he won the election. We are so dumb, President Trump will win in 2020. Ya, Tump supporters are dumb. What does that make the Democrats. I would like to know how Florida will turn out, once all the illegal immigrants are asked to move out of the United States. ( just kidding) Kicked out of the United States. There might be a few Democrats left. You know maybe a few hundred or so. Good luck. Oh! by the way who will run against President Trump any way? Maybe a transgender, or a drug dealer, or maybe a illigal immagrant. ( ok maybe not the last one. It's our National law. You have to be born as an American citizen to be President.)

[@yaelB9467]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@kevbriguy]

there the liberals go again!!painting with broad strokes. I suppose those 95% of people also belong in "a basket of deplorables"?

[@ramblingentertained]

@@michaellieske7173 I'm pretty sure if we kick all illegal immigrants and their descendants only Native Americans would be left. So yeah. Trump supporters are dumb as shit.

[@vinnie5996]

I was a dumb voter too.... but 95% is now probably 59% or soon to be 49%.... 39%... 29%..

[@christinenoke1711]

Funny, but when you see her at state events and speaking at g20 etc., it's dangerous because the world is looking at the US like it's a joke and that is not funny.

[@andythomas706]

Excuse me? The US IS a joke isn't it? I thought the population voted for a retard to be their president! Thats pretty funny, isn't it?

[@justskeptic8605]

I have to admit, I am not a fan of Americans. What I will say is, Trump is bringing you to the level of respect you deserve.

[@sarae.3281]

Andy Thomas Hillary won the popular vote. Trump was elected as president because of the electoral college.

[@chrissimon8368]

@@andythomas706 Trump did not win the majority vote.

[@chrissimon8368]

@@justskeptic8605Most people in other countries have no idea how different the population of the US is.

[@peachesb-georgia1125]

Okay... don't know if dyslexia runs in families...

[@debrasmith8272]

Please! Please! Please! Don't make fun of Ivanka for words she doesn't know or understand. For goodness sake! Her President father doesn't even know what they mean. How is she suppose to know?

[@virgochic8415]

Had me crying. You got me again Colbert.

[@mistressofmusic21]

Trumps no speaky good

[@ProMurda]

Ironic...

[@antonioperales1512]

Entertain Me Now Right! Gotta all time ask: What mean?

[@whisler744]

Better than you.. apparently you can't even speak english well more or less speak five languages, so what does that make you?

[@whisler744]

Oh I know it makes you Entertaining

[@chriswalker3912]

He rules you sheep you, illiterate piece of trash.

[@linsimone7594]

Do you know how to spell NEPOTISM...Ivanka should ask Melania!

[@sistagalsistagal8136]

Melania doesn't talk!

[@EdTube444]

Donny and Ivanka graduated from Wharton which I think says more about Wharton than anything else..

[@carvercapitalequitypartner122]

Edward, what are you saying? Not everybody can get into Trump University, some people have to settle with Wharton. But that doesn't mean they're stupid

[@EdTube444]

@@carvercapitalequitypartner122 Regardless of whether you are being facetious or serious reread what I said and then your answer and tell me why your answer doesn't address my statement. There will be a quiz. If you are just kidding then LOL.

[@carvercapitalequitypartner122]

@@EdTube444 Intellectual humor. But additionally it does raise the issue of whether Wharton always maintains proper standards. It certainly appears that Donald reads poorly, has a limited vocabulary reminiscent of a juvenile, has virtually no attention span, and is incapable of analysis. But he graduated from Wharton. Ivanka doesn't seem much better. Sure looks like Wharton has a problem.

[@EdTube444]

Oh.....you did get it. Maybe I misread your comment. Yeah. Their (Wharton) problem is called lack of self respect and ethics because its pretty damn obvious they gave degrees to Donny and Donny-etta for reasons other than academic acumen.

[@TheTheotherfoot]

@@carvercapitalequitypartner122 AH!! Bought and payed for diplomas. Where you are given the correct answers to hand in at the end of a test.

[@vijabhinav]

Genius sir.. comedy genius.. mr. Colbert

[@dice3704]

Im European, and honestly hope USA votes better next time , then for this disgraceful hustler family . No country deserves such humiliating leadership.

[@joyceallen8029]

Your quote needs to go in a book of Trump family screwups. I loved it!

[@dice3704]

@@joyceallen8029 thanks 😊

[@josephkurien1439]

Stephen Colbert - Next time out with Ivanka or any relative relatives... ask them the meaning of the word - Words -...

[@chrissimon8368]

Define "the"

[@davidedwards3361]

There is no need for this type of humor. There is a perfectly logical explanation why Ivanka isn't so good with words. She got her education at the same ivy league college her father got his.

[@louellazidac7136]

If U are looking for trashy garbage words, U can NOT find it from Icanka, only from so-called comics host like Coldbar, Kimmeat, & Falulo whose words are purelyguttery.

[@whisler744]

What college did you attend?

[@whisler744]

How many languages do you speak? Maybe one?? So where did you get your education drop out school?

[@cynthiahawkins2389]

I resumed my education in middle age - attended Columbia on awards, and a 'silver years' scholarship. I was a 54 year old freshman: worked my freaking butt off. Pulled a 3.77 GPA...No special favors. But in every last one of my classes, there was always some bored, trust fund socialite douche whose stupidity would take your breath away. This person seldom even came to class, instead sleeping through their Ivy League education. Back then, I think Columbia was like $1,000 a credit or some such. The money didn't matter. And sadly, to them..neither did acquiring any real learning.

[@davidlickiss1609]

@@whisler744 well I speak 1 language well and 2 others so-so. But it does seem to me like Ivanka struggles with just one.

[@eleanorsanchez9846]

she is herfathers daughter neither one has a clue

[@edwinkevin889]

I can't still believe that they in the White house.

[@whisler744]

Your so much smarter lets us all in on "What Clue" are you speaking of? or do you even have a clue of what your talking about?

[@killersushi99]

Yet...all millionaires and company owners. XD

[@phylliscrow5487]

Synikal spoken like a true a true Trump Troll.. with your ability to access people’s IQ by fitting it into supporting your position. A sign of intelligence is an ability to speak and write. Neither Fearless Leader shows any abilities in. Emotional Intelligence, not there either. Even if you are a racist and all your supporters only care about White Power...inappropriate to lock babies up, and pretend we have a National emergency.

[@martintaper7997]

Ivanka: If "complicit" is being good (to oneself), I'm complicit.

[@jeanhunter4310]

Americans are paying for: 1. Trump kids to attend high level meetings and dinners that they aren't invited to so Daddy can get photos for his campaign 2. Little brown children to be detained, abused and degraded but folks who have not had background checks that every child worker has to get. 3. over $100 million for 45 to golf every weekend in his own resorts so he can make money on cart rentals to Secret Service 4. Kushner to do all of the work that the Secretary of State is supposed to be doing. 5. Kushner to get a $700 million dollar guaranteed Federal loan 6. 45 to bankrupt our country so he can leave us like all of his other businesses and walk away with millions in funds paid out by foreign countries using his hotels. 7. the Turtle to pass nothing in the Senate that is wanted by the majority of the members of the House. 8. Detained children to be maintained in this country in Camps that charge $750 a day per child when they could be returned to their parents or other family members. 9. two sexually assaulting members of the Supreme Court to make decisions that seriously affect our lives. 10. our environment to be destroyed.