Am I the Christmas A**hole?

[@hansgardner819]

I love you two I'm a 66 year old black man from Dallas,Tx I don't know why but I can't get enough of you guys keep up the good fight🎉

[@kellysmom9773]

I'm just up the road in Denton, I'm with you on the enjoyment factor of these two. I grab my morning coffee and get ready to laugh.

[@vickiebruton1723]

I'm in Dallas too and I absolutely love and adore these two! They speak my language...❤❤❤

[@cpoinsette]

53 yo black woman, Frisco TX is in the house!!!

[@itohanackermann5772]

Happy Christmas ladies!!!

[@wendygilbertson-k8e]

Black woman in Arizona. Absolutely adore these women. Honest, intelligent, and funny.

[@michaelsmedes663]

I’m a 75 year old former biker construction worker and I think you are hilarious. Love your podcast. Speak freely…

[@Justin.Martyr]

*Sooo, WHERE are ALL the WoodStockHiPPies???? ThoseFAKES &LIARS &POT Heads????*

[@timothygenaw2199]

I could listen to these two all day long. This show is a breath of fresh air in MAGA cult America.

[@marciastanley-thomas4751]

👍👍👍👍👍👍😅

[@rashadthewealthcoach]

I agree.

[@Mybodyurdemise]

I'm dreamiiing of a non orange Christmas.

[@danielmojica2379]

Merry Christmas ❤

[@rose-c1o9d]

😅😅😅😅😅😅 👍 👌 me too 😅

[@kimberlysauber5601]

Keep dreamin’…. And maybe you won’t have to wake up for 4 years.

[@veronicawoods4771]

@@Mybodyurdemise we all are!

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

OH ME TOO!

[@meghill4537]

My mom told me when I was teenager, never be in the position of having to ask your husband for $20. Have your own bank account!

[@RealBradMiller]

If you don't ask him for twenty bucks then I will!! Lol 😂

[@Blessed-tn1wd]

@@RealBradMiller I can’t stand you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DonChera-tq8wh]

55 mum of 4 adults. I will be making potato salad, banoffe pie and a pavlova tonight, my husband is cooking chicken and Turkey breast in the morning, and the prawns are already cooked and ready. Family will bring other assorted meats, salads and desserts. No bloody way am I slaving away in a hot kitchen on a hot day. Cold meat and salads, and fun in the pool for everyone, including me. Have a wonderful Christmas everyone, from Adelaide Australia.

[@MareeSimonis]

Oh I love that!! Have a great Xmas!

[@Duchess-of-Camelot]

Merry Christmas.

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

I'm 70 and SOOOO sick of cooking, time for the younger one's to cook! 🥵

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Enjoy your warm and toasty Christmas and remember the rest of us in a cold Christmas climate. 😊

[@Oddball8760]

This baby conversation is the most validating thing I have ever listened to.

[@eileenfile6157]

I'm a picky eater for so many reasons - can't, don't, won't. I don't expect others to adapt to my kookiness. I bring my own food, enough for everyone to share if they choose to ,OR I go grocery shopping when I get there and buy what I need. No one should accomodate my issues!

[@Mikejamiew]

Exactly!

[@CarysCreatesThings]

For everyone who’s wondering, the three ladies singing the cheeky song at the end are a comedy operatic group called Fascinating Aïda who’ve been around since the 80s. Also Jen describes them as “close to our age”, but only the woman on the left is. The other two are in their 70s! They’ve actually recorded an updated version this year where they changed the intro and replaced the “don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop” line with “if you find yourself presented with another potted plant// don’t drop your trousers and moon at your aunt” 😂 They’re fabulous

[@kykwiltz402]

I agree! Those ladies are incredibly funny! LOVE Fascinating Aida!

[@Stylishgirlny]

THANK YOU for the info on these ladies. They look like they would be fun to hang with. Get them on the pod. I'm sure they have lots of words of wisdom

[@nitapatterson8271]

When ever I see a homely baby I always say “how precious”. All babies are precious even though they may not be beautiful! 😊

[@TaureanTrish]

When they were talking about that, all I could see was the Seinfeld episode with the ugly baby that everybody had to say was beautiful. Hilarious!! :))

[@edroth7612]

@@TaureanTrish Or. . . . The classic of time on this subject . . . .Flip Wilson's joke on the "ugly baby"

[@djbille4283]

But Merry Christmas to all the normal, sane, NON MAGA FOOLS!!! 💜💙🩵💚💛🧡❤️🤍❣️

[@maame6224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Maze-ji2mm]

Right back at you!!! 💙

[@fred2903]

MAGA WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ❤

[@djbille4283]

@@fred2903 Too bad your leader won’t..

[@karlhance9379]

Someone who sends out a "Christmas registry" is probably the same person who has a "birthday month."

[@annetteselent]

And they are the ones who demand special foods be made to accommodate them.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

I remember being embarrassed at being the center of attention for any party, even for my own birthday. I always had the feeling that there’s nothing special about a birthday. Everyone has them.

[@davidmorris8121]

This is why Jen & pumps are the heroines we *need* , as well as, the heroines we want! They tackle those difficult topics, such as, the not so pretty babies, out there! 🙃💙

[@beverlyingram9496]

I had to stop as I almost peed my pants laughing. When our first Grandchild was born, prematurely we were overwhelmed by joy. I told all our friends what a cute baby he was and gushed and showed pictures. Years later I was looking at his pictures from that time and OMG I don’t know what happened but he looked like a space alien. I feel like I should have gone around and apologized to everyone I forced myself upon. Of course he’s quite handsome now but perhaps only for a short time as he’s coming into puberty and there’s no telling what can happen then.😂😅

[@cherylferguson2128]

OMG my thoughts exactly about babies! I always try to find one feature like lips or chubby little hands and comment on that. Here's the laugh, I'm a social worker! I cannot lie! So after my co worker (a social worker ) had her second child, a daughter, she turned to me when we were in the office and said, "i can't help it but babies are so freakin' ugly that I just laugh to myself when people gush about her being Soooooo Cute" we laughed so hard.....of course she peed herself! Love you all, thanks for helping all of us get through this year . These next 4 years are going to be horrid - so please keep up your strength!

[@Shanacello07090]

If you want to see ugly babies, look at medieval paintings of the Madonna and Child. Definitely not the sweet cherubs of the Renaissance and Baroque artists.

[@teachercjcraig60]

You should be exceptionally proud of children who are conscious of their environmental impact ~ I’m a secondary environmental science teacher and this warms my heart ❤️

[@Ann-cv6dv]

My newborn daughter looked like Uncle Fester, thankfully she grew out of it 😂❤

[@Aalisrocklist]

lol

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aceautonewportky]

Oh my goodness those ladies singing at the end, is pure gold, I love you both so much, 63 cincinnati gay guy here. Love all that you do, I just had to chime in.

[@kellysmom9773]

Festivus for the rest of us.

[@Marvinmartion]

Bring out the aluminum pole! There’s actually a bar west of Milwaukee Wisconsin that has a festivas night! It’s coming up soon!

[@jennyperone6238]

I am so pleased to hear People celebrating Kids spreading their Wings! I love my newly adult Kids! I’m Constantly Delighted to Discover my Kids are Kind and empathetic People!

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

I wish everyone brought up their kid's like you did, the world would be a better place! 👍😘

[@kykwiltz402]

Yes! They’re so much easier and interesting to be with and talk with when they’ve reached adulthood and have gained world-conscious experience. I love my kids!

[@texadian339]

Lol, that was very Trumpian capitalization.

[@jennyperone6238]

@ my Editor is set up for German! Maybe that‘s why! 😭😭

[@hollyharris1874]

YES! My younger son is much more mature than I. He has to calm me down when I get upset about what's going on right now! 😂

[@veronicawoods4771]

I love having adult children! I am so proud watching my baby birds fly! 😊

[@JessDEdwards]

You sound like my mama. I flew pretty far away but when I visit home she parades me around and tells everyone how proud she is that I have my own life and kinda brags on me and I can’t lie it feels nice 🤭

[@001Nennine]

HI GIRLS!!! I have not watched the show since the election results and still do not believe it. This time of year is the worst for me. My children all live in Canada, I have no relationship with my grandkids other than sending money to them ie birthdays and Christmas. We have outside lights but nothing in the house. I had surgery 3 days ago so forget the deco for this year. Also, Thank you for the most honest and true podcasts I have listened to. I'm a little older (well not little), let's add a double-digit lol. I love your sense of humor and knowledge of the subjects you cover. I'm glad I swallowed my pride and came back. I wish you nothing but happiness and good health. See you soon. Hugs from a 70-year-old North Carolin fan.

[@p-nh4hn]

"I'm lit up like an intercontinental Ballistic Missile" ...No matter how down I am, you two can make me laugh out loud. Incisive, talented, and hilarious. What a gift you both are ...Merry Xmas!

[@scoobydoo3928]

Merry Christmas girls! I am a widower who lost the love of my life in 2020. Holidays are depressing without her, but I'm gonna try not to be a c*nt this year.

[@svetaspins]

Pumps - I don’t celebrate Christmas, but that jumper you’re wearing with a picture of my Boston Terrier on it is inspiring me. I will celebrate my Boston Terrier tomorrow instead.

[@jacquelynstewart6965]

I work at a thrift store in a small rural town sadwiched between 2 huge tourist towns. You wouldnt believe how many garbage bag sized clothing donations we get a day. Its between 8-20!! And half the clothing is barely worn and/or great brands. Youre totally on point about not needing fast fashion. I can feel blindly when im holding a shein or cheap clothing by the material and thin crappy construction of it. I am absolutely all for thrift-mas. Not to mention the amazing items we get in too. Quality stuff you dont see anymore unless you pay exorbitant prices at high end retailers. Its sick how much STUFF people have.

[@karmakat77]

Yes we all have way too much stuff. I'm working on being a minimalist😊

[@billwatt3775]

I completely agree! Count me in. Every day is "Thrift Day." Paying full-price is a crime.

[@jackieblue4128]

Facts! The 90s & 00s were HEAVY consumerism decades! "Shop till u drop" Shopaholic "Born to shop" were all on Tshirts😂 Thank u baby jesus I've always been a poor minimalist before it was cool 😅

[@JessDEdwards]

There’s this thrift store near me who every last friday of the month they get a big truck of old 90’s clothing that they dump out and you can go through it and fill a large bag for $15. I’ve found lots of great items but I always dwindle it down to 2 or 3 items when I’m paying out. Cotton sweatshirts and jeans were just built different in the 90’s! I don’t care if my sweatshirt is XL and says Brian on the front collar. It’s nice and thick and has plenty of life! Thrifting kicks ass and you can have a completely unique style!

[@bonniedrouillard3963]

I bought everything for my gift giving. I bought a 3 carat lab created ruby in a zodiac cancer jelly belly style for 1.00 canadian dollar. (A jewelry store would charge 50.00 +. The recipient was delighted. I can't wrap them as new so I just tell the story of how I thought of them when I see the thing! I got an Elsa singing to her horse Jewelry box that lights up for 3.00. The little girl just loves it. My wrapping is "I saw this and thought of beautiful you! Peace and love!

[@tommyfrancis7174]

And I'm an old guy from the Midwest, you guys are the Best! Let the honesty flow! Look forward to the next edition!

[@jackiebarrett6095]

Regarding being sad about our kids growing up, we couldn’t be prouder of our sons and their families. I know the sadness I felt, is just knowing how fast time goes. Enjoy every stage of your family, which is ever changing❤ And yes, grandchildren are so special, because you can see your own children in them. Merry Christmas

[@Makeminevegan]

I get what you're saying with the young ones. It's something in their eyes, like they've done this before and know the heartache that comes with life

[@karlhance9379]

I had no idea that the term "hammered dogshit" would be a part of my morning routine. Love you both! Keep up the good snark.

[@Marvinmartion]

I love that term! Never heard of it before!

[@joancooney7724]

Merry Christmas ladies and thank you for your service to the vulnerable in society. You’re both amazing and inspiring women 🎄🦋🇦🇺

[@newdawn7586]

I just scared my dog out of a sound sleep. I screamed, "Yes...I FKN HAD IT WITH WRAPPING PAPER! " One and a half minutes in, I'm cracking up. Thank you, ladies. Have a beautiful, stress-free Christmas.

[@kconway2263]

Watching dogs unwrap presents is so fun, though. The dogs don’t care how the presents look, and I loved watching my dog rip the paper off and spit it out. He was a skilled present opener and would inspect presents we got in the mail to see if they contained anything edible like he was a USDA beagle at the airport. I miss that dog.

[@tonyalewis9053]

I get the “old child” syndrome; check out Keith Richards photos as a boy. If you squint, you can imagine a cigarette hanging from his lip, a guitar slung low, and a flask in his jeans pocket! Btw, I love Keith Richards but he was born as the blues man said, “Standing up & talking back!” 😂❤😂

[@HH-gv8mx]

I have to drive up to my mother’s house. She is beyond sad because my grandmother just died. No one is going to my mother‘s house because my mom said Christmas is canceled this year. I’m driving up there and I don’t have one single gift or even a card. She said she didn’t want anything, but I still feel bad.

[@FD-tu9rt]

Don't feel bad ! ..... "YOU" are the gift she needs. ♥️🎄☮️

[@glorialewis8227]

@@FD-tu9rtyes. Going to say the same thing.

[@jacquelineglitter4328]

Take her some food. She probably will need it.

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@FD-tu9rt thanks

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@jacquelineglitter4328 you are right! It’s just been a revolving door of nonstop guests that she has to keep cooking for.. bringing food was an excellent suggestion.

[@Aalisrocklist]

I have a niece that was one of those Gerber babies. She looked like professionally drawn by an artist lol and she is growing up to be a good, nice person. She is my last bit of hope in humanity. Happy holidays ca-caws.

[@bonniejosavland3227]

My ex-boss too! But he looks nothing like a beautiful baby that he was!

[@_asantesana_squashbanana_]

Happy holidays from Australia 💙💛💚

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

Right back at you!❤🎄🧑‍🎄

[@MrGizmo-eq5mb]

Pumps looking festive 🎉🎉…love it

[@mikehawk3152]

Look at that baby! Well, bless his heart!

[@SeahagOfTheCorn]

Jennifer: I also have the same birthmark as does my daughter. Ours shows up when we are overheated or angry and crying. It’s like a big upside down triangle. My grandma used to call it the “Witch’s Mark”. She was from Appalachia.

[@melanietewes2886]

My father instilled in his 4 daughters to always have 2 bank accounts, their own bank account and a joint account for bills and household expenses, and to never be totally financially dependent on anyone, he opened savings accounts for each of us when we we kids and taught us to be responsible with it, thanks Dad, now I'm 70 and able to take of myself, it was the best lesson and gift I've ever received in my life

[@truthbetold4178]

🤣 Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to Everyone!

[@asapmag]

The teenager looking like an adult portion reminds me of this crazy shit that happened at a high school in my hometown. There was a 33 year old woman that pretended to be a transfer student at this high school and stole her 15 year old daughter’s identity to do so. She claimed it was because she wanted to go back to relive her school memories?? She even joined the cheerleading team and went to a pool party with her coach and team before getting arrested.

[@RealBradMiller]

Okay, wasn't there a woman who did this but without children and for much longer?!? Reminds me of that old MTV show, Strangers with Candy, iirc. 😂😂😂😂

[@CarolMortensen-e2b]

My late husband's brothers used to wrap their Christmas gifts in newspapers. Worked fine. Of course, lots of people read their newspapers on line. Cats want boxes. Stopped buying gifts for a cat years ago.

[@breathnstop]

My mom used to say, " aww, you must be so proud" when she saw babies.

[@kf10126]

You just mentioned Santa. My daughter, at maybe around 5 or so, asked me in the car one day, ask i had to laugh and think on my feet... She says, "mom, is Santa really just grandparents?"😂😂😂 NAILED IT. I'm pretty sure she's a genius actually but that was so funny. Another funny story is when she used to be an Evangelical Christian and I was not a churchgoer so that in itself was funny. But she was a teenager like a tween and I had never heard her talk about boys or think they were cute and I just came out with the question because I don't care either way. I asked, "honey, I never hear you ask about boys and o was boy crazy at your age...do you think you're a lesbian?" My stepsister is also one so it wouldn't be new in the family but look, she freaked out and said, MOM! I'M A CHRISTIAN!!" I'll just add that she can't stand that church now. She did go on some missionary trips that were good for her like doing habitat for humanity after the hurricanes in the south in Louisiana especially, but yeah she's not the same girl. It's funny looking back at it now, those reactions. Now she would call herself an atheist, but I let her get there all on her own.

[@Mikejamiew]

Good for both of you!

[@debbybowman3490]

$600 mom…grab your purse and keys and RUN now!!

[@almasantiago7432]

Pumps at the end saying "See You Next Tuesday (and Thursday); made me HOWL after the best Christmas song ever 😂😂😂 Happy holidays bitches ❤

[@giocondar.simmondszanetti6924]

Feliz Navidad, Ladies!

[@johnl9977]

OMG! That hubby who wanted a gaming console is a POS. She has to get away from that piece of garbage. He is MAGA kinda evil.

[@daniellev2901]

Ladies you bring me much joy when I listen to your grievances! Be well and have a merry holiday season! 🎁💗

[@sniedzerungis9541]

Thank you for this Christmas present! Stay strong and protect the weak, as David Feldman reminds us.

[@SeaOcean19]

Merry Christmas Ladies and to your families as well! Thank you for all your fabulous commentary! I used to watch your show. Merry Christmas. To all the Frenchies and fur babies

[@johnnyleopard2668]

Love you ladies, thank you both for all your hard work, the endless laughs, and wildly refreshing content ❤🎁

[@RaspberryLemonade101]

I have had it with Christmas registries AND the Tik Tok presentation that goes with it. That's a total parent fail. I ask my kids ONCE what they want. They always say, "Oh mom, don't worry about getting me anything. Maybe a small gift card. Don't go to any trouble." (I buy them more than a gift card but it is always something they will use/wear.) If your older teens or grown kids are making registries and Tik Tok Christmas lists pump the brakes and teach your child about humility. Yeah, I'm judging others by my standards.

[@barbaramonaco105]

So happy I found you two. It's been a great holiday gift. Merry Christmas!

[@ThankyouMTN]

I'm dying to see the nutcracker. Good for you Jennifer!

[@jeanne553]

As a vegan I never expect a host to adapt to my way of eating. I bring my own food. Christmas dinner is a huge burden to prepare.

[@JessDEdwards]

Same with us. Vegan for many years and not for one millisecond do I ever expect anyone to make something for me or my husband. We chose to be outside the norm, that comes with certain responsibility.

[@Deliver8857]

Ya but you also want to be respected for your personal choice though?! Not be treated poorly bcz you eat differently

[@jaketaylor3901]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone 🫶

[@jacquelinefranklin8221]

I am not actively attending church anymore or am I Catholic. But I swear I wished I had a bible and a rosary to say a prayer and a half dozen Hail Mary’s for you two, when you were talking about the babies!😃 ALL BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL! Please say a prayer to absolve you for your sin. I cracked up when Jennifer went after Angie about her lack of gift wrapping skills. She made it seem as if it was some major issue when it’s not. What happened to: It’s the thought that counts.Or it’s better to give than to receive? Angie wraps her gifts for her dogs? I imagine that they are more interested in trying to chew the paper more than anything. I remember when the major department stores had a gift wrapping department. They could wrap gifts with such ease. They made it look so easy. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@user-yo7qs7ht8j]

Rant😅

[@peacefulwarrior18]

Oh how I wish I could be in the room with you two!! You are my sisters of the heart!! 💜 Thank you for the much needed laughter.

[@idontknowanymore8968]

My oldest daughter Page was born on halloween with a silver streak in her hair. She was 10lbs with black hair and blue eyes, still has blue eyes like the sky at the age of 36 now. SHE was a beautiful baby. Still is. You guys are hilarious lol.

[@DENISEKNIGHT-qp7dd]

Happy holidays, ladies.

[@teachercjcraig60]

Please Don’t hand me your baby I’m a childless cat lady and NO I DO NOT WANT TO HOLD YOURS LOL 😂

[@tonikelm4461]

Hahaha. Love it😵

[@kellygarland63]

Not just gen z. I’m 61 and have completely changed my shopping. No fast fashion, quality only. Thrift or new. Tired of filling bags with donations or throw away clothes. Tired of crappy quality.

[@jilltoby88]

Thank you lovely ladies for injecting cheer & humor into our holiday season! May i just add- the lady who doesn't have funds for even her basic sundry items speaks to the issue of all the critically important but unpaid labor many a mom, homemaker & wife performs, affording her spouse a family, home & stability to go out into the world and work, for what should be on behalf of the needs of the entire family. I sure hope things get better for her.

[@sharonklauser9359]

When I see my baby pictures, I must say there is a great resemblance of Winston Churchill. No joke

[@barbpfister77]

BAGS! CHRISTMAS BAGS!! My daughter swears by them. Merry Christmas ladies!🎄 Babies can be cute. But, never at birth!!!

[@bonniejosavland3227]

And some of the most beautiful babies turn into the homeliest guys!😢

[@doniseneill5538]

Merry Christmas ladies ❤

[@angelliquem810]

Lord, the “all these babies are ugly” part had me cracking up, 😂 Have a wonderful holiday week ladies, and thank you for making us laugh when we actually want to cry due to our current situation ❤

[@rushoke]

We stopped going to my inlaws for Christmas when she addressed a present to my husband and his ex-wife. She even set it on my lap to open. We've been together almost 40 years and her dementia has finally progressed to the point she can't remember how much she hates me.

[@courtesyflusher]

I use the “oh my gosh they are so precious!”

[@bonniejosavland3227]

I outright lie😂 unless they’re so ugly I have to move size how tiny or big baby wordsmith!😅😮

[@vickiapicelli501]

I love you two!!! Thanks for the giggles, i agree all those AITA people should run, fast & far! The last one with the dad about his daughter being hurt, it was legit perfect... merry merry

[@Hmy8799]

Yall manage to make me laugh aloud in my solo apartment within the first 30 seconds of every single episode. Obsessed. Thanks for everything yall have done. Was a GIANT ASS FAN before Trump made his full on attempt to kill the country as we know it, and am so grateful that/impressed how yall pivoted and focussed on what became the most important issue that will impact way too many lives. Yall did so much to inform people about details that most of us wouldn’t have even caught (yall still are!🙌), because the mainstream media sucks the giant D. My mom and I were watching when she was over a couple of days ago and we discussed how important of a role yall are playing by TELLING THE TRUTH-straight up- about all the insane goings-on in the clown show of the incoming white house. So much is either never mentioned in the MSM these days or is perhaps mentioned once without any details. Yall da yall da bessst

[@jeannebowes2898]

We would recycle gift bags in family. We would enjoy looking at the lists of names wriitten on the outside of the bag. Santa recycles. Yes babies are concentrated adults facially.

[@magicunicorn6535]

I was able to stop hating Christmas when my family finally got off the ridiculous retail treadmill of buying gifts nobody really wanted, catching the flu in crowded stores, worrying about mailing deadlines, etc. What a ball-and-chain all that stuff is! Now I can enjoy the simple things: The lights in the city; wearing something fun and Christmas-ey just because; enjoying my friends and family, etc. Simpler is always better.

[@TracySpringman]

As a child walking into the living room, and seeing all those beautiful gifts wrapped under the Christmas tree is one of my most fondest memories! I used to go crazy wrapping I would do designs with Hershey kisses, and decorated with candy and flowers. My present were not just paper. They were 100% over wraped… lol

[@doniseneill5538]

Little brown babies are always adorable.

[@brendasims6467]

TRUE 👍🏾

[@franceneberner7524]

Think about newborn - 2 week old puppies. No matter the breed or mix THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE. Those little half circle ears, same dome head, short muzzle. No matter how they will morph as adults 🐶

[@kreiner1]

I have blocked a few of my in laws, after 30 years I'm not letting them play games with us anymore.

[@Coffeemom420]

I kinda like the idea of my teenage daughters giving me a Christmas registry. I have to ask them multiple times for 3 months what they want, and I've had it lol

[@dankydodevil]

It's easier to say glad their here and hope they change the world. Greetings little mortal.

[@bonniejosavland3227]

*they’re = they are (can’t help it) 🤷‍♀️

[@paddyo8893]

You two are fantastic. Merry Christmas 🎄

[@davero9704]

I greatly admire Jennifer and Pumps for keeping this video about Christmas not bringing up politics.

[@remixrepeat]

This episode is epic and hilarious! Y'all are my favorite liberal women in the South!

[@hopedyer4]

Listened to this while wrapping presents and it made my day. Merry Christmas Jen and Pumps!

[@robynwells8249]

I don’t like christmas either. Too stressful, too extra, the decorations get on my nerves, the crowds drive me crazy. December 26 is my favorite day of the year. And this year scrooge aka the grinch, aka elonald, aka maga have sucked out what little joy there is with their tiny tiny dark little hearts.

[@Shanacello07090]

I respect the people that celebrate Christmas for the religious aspect. The rest is just commercial bs. Also, gift giving has gotten out of hand. We would give our kids things like baseball cards, books, toys , video game accessories. Their friends were getting things like computers, cell phones and designer handbags. I felt guilty that I never left a Lexus under the tree for my husband.

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

Try to cheer up! Everyone is dreading the next four year's, hang in there. ❤

[@kathypinsonault7199]

I think this applies to all people, haha. Very few people look good at first look. Personality bring attractiveness.

[@Jesse-v7h]

Today the only time I’d be interested in hearing or reading about Donald Trump is when it’s time to read his eulogy.🤞

[@zeeaurora6264]

Fr

[@tonikelm4461]

The sooner the better🤐

[@waitwhat3588]

These families that have “initiation” ceremonies are assholes. The joke isn’t a joke it’s cringe and cruel.

[@artemis2666]

The ugly baby algorithm!? 😂 I can't with you two...it's 4:52 am & you couldn't just ease in. You had to go full gas, no brakes, "old weathered babies." 🎉

[@marcia6722]

I love watching your show!! You make me smile and laugh and I so appreciate your honesty and standing up for what is right and fair to all.

[@sfshinz]

Hate to be serious here, but you and Josh have done a wonderful job of parenting, no matter what your own issues have been. Your kids reflect the kind of people you are.

[@courtesyflusher]

My first baby looked like every other baby. My second one looked like a troll and I told my husband to put a hat on him whenever he took him out! But my third baby, oh she was a pretty baby! I have the right to say that she was pretty because I owned the fact that my first two weren’t anything to write home about 😂

[@leslieiglesias3621]

Lol😅😅😅 your kids are a million times better!! Happy Christmas ladies. Looking forward to a crazy year with you both!! P.s. I have been a thrifter since I was 12, I had an eye for fashion, got me into studio 54 like a celebrity, prom, etc, etc.

[@MamaBojangles59]

The family and friends newsletters at Christmas drive me up the wall. I know what you mean about the old soul in a young body child.

[@briananderson8428]

At 12:14, you're both in total synch: "Because it's real." This is one of many reasons why I love you both, and I of course wish you all a season of humor, wisdom, and sarcasm!! PS: I just actually paid attention to 23:30, and it is so very sad that any mom would live her life feeling constantly threatened by her husband. That is a true: "I've Had It."

[@bluesun2001]

That red mark on the forehead is called strawberry and it's so cute, especially on girls! My daughter had it on her beautiful feminine forehead and i LOVED it. I am kinda sad it's gone by the time she was 5ish. You ladies are fun 💙

[@user-cc1mq3qo6o]

If you're the only one wrapping gifts in your family, that's on you. You're enabling the behavior. Stop and see what happens

[@anne-mariescoones3239]

How appropriate to end with Fascinating Aida's Christmas song! They are brilliant!

[@ThinTinTwister]

One of my favorite pastimes when I'm out and about amongst people, is imaging what the young people will look like when they're old, and what the old people looked like when they were young!