Jailbird Lovebirds

[@sylviawoods6650]

I need this podcast to survive the next 4 years!❤

[@nedrahandy5969]

Me too!!!

[@synchronicity1470]

these four and the "shrinking trump" psychiatrists, John & Harry!! The other day they told us how they were coping with the re-election of FFP45: John cops to crying a lot - to which his wife, when she sees him curled on the floor crying in a fetal position, screams "MEDITATE"!! 😂😂 and Harry is firmly entrenched in "denial". 🫢🤣🤣 He's not following the goings-on of rump but for the necessary viewing for Podcast material; so Harry's escaping w/ music & the arts. I watch music vids, Hallmark Christmas movies and color a-lot! 😆 Between Jen, Meemaw, Kylie, Josh, John & Harry, my sanity is secure. 💙

[@consueloconnieancona5900]

Me too...I'd go bonkers without them!!!!

[@Dragonslayer17.]

Exactlyy😭❤️

[@barbaraharrison47]

me too

[@kristinlueb5606]

This podcast is a public service to all of us!

[@arbusco]

The more Josh is on the podcast, the more I think he is a sociopath. I am so here for it.

[@jaygatz4335]

I love how this trio elevates trivial, first-world problems to global crises and make us, the listeners, actually care and empathize! Credit where credit is due.

[@Stylishgirlny]

Did you NOT hear there was MARINARA sauce involved with white silk boucle?

[@Palebluevanilly]

Part time Door Dasher here, couple things: 1.) Most of the time the restaurant or business has the order in a bag that is taped up or "secure" to where we can't physically check the order. We just have to trust they put the right things in the right bag! (Usually almost always the restaurants fault if something is missing) 2.) Yes we do take multiple orders at once and we have no choice on the amount or pathway to deliveries. Sometimes they don't make sense logistically! 3.) That get your order faster button is a scam and it literally gets there at the same time unless there is a single dasher with no order which is not always likely to happen. Guaranteed to have more lawsuits in the future over this!

[@hollykimbrell8293]

Ahh ha! I thought the "pay more to get your food faster" was BS. I tried it 2 times, and my food took just as long! Thank you for the insight!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

I was thinking that putting the onus of the correctness of the order on the delivery person is ridiculous since the restaurant doesn’t hand out an open bag of food …

[@Stylishgirlny]

in NYC the delivery people have special bags that keep stuff warm. also, I'm sure these dashers don't make enough for what they do (welcome to trumps america). Thank you for your service door dasher!

[@HH-gv8mx]

Are door dash, grub hub and Uber eats all the same or is there a difference?

[@Palebluevanilly]

@HH-gv8mx They are different entities but use similar marketing tactics and formula.

[@consueloconnieancona5900]

It's brutal being single among coupled up couples. I've been single 25 year's when I was younger after hitting 67 I decided it was more beneficial staying single.

[@le9429]

I love y'all so much! Love when Josh stops by to chat and Pumps NEEDS to just go on a date w DJ just to see! He is very interested! Happy Holidays!

[@vickiapicelli501]

The ravioli story broke my heart, but I loved that he admitted it was a spectacular failure.... thanks for being real!

[@larrickcrawford9391]

You three are brilliant together

[@cancangirl2888]

OMG! I married a Josh as well! It should been a red flag when on our second date, he kept picking at my plate and left me with just an appetizer sized portion, kept talking as if no thievery has occurred, and proceeded to finish his plate. I told him he was rude and a huge put off. Everything horrible that’s happened in the last 35 years is on me😂! Shoulda ran, woulda ran, coulda ran. Love Josh’s contribution, please make him a regular, he’s just evidence that it’s not just me suffering😂!

[@BradPB]

Love you trauma-bonding with Jen 😂

[@larraineday897]

One time I was at an airport in Austin and my granddaughter lost her phone charger. She was crying and then a bunch of people pulled out a charger and said to her “Here - use mine!” My faith in humanity was restored at the moment…

[@brintest]

Texans are the friendliest people on a personal level but politically, it's a toxic wasteland. Take it from a native Texan who's glad to be living on the "woke" East Coast.

[@gabrielle7540]

I keep revisiting this episode because I love seeing their friendship. All three of them. They all have individual friendships and I wish there were more representations of adult lifelong friendships like this.

[@dianed1670]

NEVER order marinara when you wear white! 😂

[@naygirl334]

I agree with Pumps. I especially hate it in traffic when someone speeds up and cuts in front of me only minutes from the traffic light. They almost kill you to try to save a minute, but we all meet at the light anyway!!🤬

[@motorpranks]

my husband takes my first bite, my first sip, etc. not a jury in the land would convict me.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

😂😂😂 Nope. I wouldn’t.

[@hollykimbrell8293]

Love you ladies! Josh is a great addition. Im sitting at my desk laughing!! ❤

[@shalondahaynes7891]

This podcast is my LIFEline 🎉❤

[@tharris114]

Sorry Jennifer but I'm totally crushing on your handsome husband! I ADORE THE 2 OF YOU BEAUTIFUL SMART WOMEN!😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

[@kelleykeeling2369]

Same. I think it's his flat demeanor LoL

[@sandycoursey4091]

Tomato, tomahto. Pumps: Tomaytuh 😂 now thats an oklahoma accent!

[@SJ_Kravitz_602]

This podcast CAN NOT face plant! I love you, ladies!

[@LisaSiegel-mw7qv]

Love the trio! You guys are great and always make me laugh. ❤

[@adrianreed9550]

28:50 Pumps wanted to say “But that’s here nor there” so bad. We must not let the old ways die!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

😂😂😂 I love when Jen corrected her on that ~

[@ashleecase00]

I love Having the gay husband Josh on lately! Blessica really hit the jackpot with that one! Meemaw Drag take notes on how to find a lavender marriage 😂❤ Kathy beat the system already but the rest of us, we have a lot to learn here! 😂😊love yall so damn much! #takingtheeaglebackonecenterofthecinnamonroleatatime

[@autumnnicole7746]

Let's be real, we all want a gay husband

[@sunnys_day]

I'm gay and single and looking for a sugar momma 😊​@@autumnnicole7746

[@definingecology6623]

When I make cinnamon roles, I’ll usually make my own icing because I completely agree that I require more icing than they provide

[@DonnaC-w1f]

Thank you, Josh, for dutifully cacawing! 😂😂😂😂 we need it! And doesn't it make you feel better?

[@johnr.alcantara5110]

The ravioli incident sounds a lot like the “oh fudge” moment that Ralphie had in “A Christmas Story”.

[@TysTysTys]

Love when Josh is on the pod! 🎉 we have heard a lot about Jennifer’s mom, any chance she might want to come on?

[@LindaC-ze5ob]

🤣😂"I don't want a text about a bundt cake." 😁😁

[@Fernando_Ruiz23]

DJ is the GOAT 🐐

[@kyriedandrow6778]

I think Josh might be my spirit animal!! ❤ it ladies. You’re the best

[@FOLLOWINGTHETRIAL]

When I buy the cinnamon rolls for my family, I also buy a container of cream cheese frosting in the cake section of my grocery store to add to the frosting in the tube. Works perfect for us!!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Win/win! I hope Josh is made aware of your suggestion because that’s such an easy fix. 🤗

[@neoclectic]

Pumps looks particularly awesome today.

[@ClaireBieber1322]

DJ is that you?

[@robynwells8249]

I worked retail in college so I’m always nice to service personnel. Secondly, we eat at home mostly. Better food, wine and cheaper. When we do go out it’s usually somewhere, where we can get food that I don’t cook at home and somewhere that has fabulous service. I rarely complain because I so happy to not have to cook or clean up.

[@belindarocky961]

Hot take: I don't tip for takeout food. The bill should cover food prep & tipping is for service only.

[@Stephanie-s6x]

I tip 1 0/0 at a buffet

[@Zoeybunbun]

Agreed! A tip is based on service!

[@spgaudiotek]

The advance tip thing must have started with the online ordering services and been taken over by POS restaurants.

[@toterola451]

You guys are the best. Josh is f*cking hilarious, by the way.

[@NorthCarolinaMomma]

I was in sales for years and I have had many customers like Josh. They were always my favorite! 😂

[@sunnys_day]

As a long time food server and delivery driver please DO NOT TIP AT ALL FOR BAD SERVICE. It's not fair for the workers that go above and beyond and earn a good tip. It sucks when a co-worker who is crap gets the same tips as me. Pretipping disincentives excellence and rewards mediocrity.

[@montelawler5352]

Thanks for the laughs! From a very depressed okie!

[@michael_swardh]

Josh is a great addition, let´s keep him Jen & Pumps 😊

[@brintest]

As an occasional podcast treat, perhaps. Jennifer and Pumps and their friendship, chemistry and frank outlook make the podcast magic. As the sayings go, less is more and, of course, if it ain't broke ...

[@KatMarriott-eq5ru]

The Blue Winged Hawk is ithe Bird You invented... Caw Caw... And bring back some Comfy Chairs...♥️💚💜🇨🇦

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Although it sounds like a crow 😂

[@tonikelm4461]

I'm with you on the chairs

[@Owan.California]

This time in history needs the laughs, giggles and content you all provide. Josh had his adorable pants on today. Thank you!!!❤

[@tiapia1]

I’m with you guys on pre-tipping. I hate it. But then, I feel if I don’t give a good pre-tip, the worker will spit in my food! I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place! I’ve had it!

[@waitwhat3588]

OMG the DJ dude is hysterical.

[@karmakat77]

🎵 What the world needs now is love sweet love🎵

[@KathrynCeleste79]

Josh is ADORABLE 🥰

[@ronie1337]

Love when Josh visits. Josephine, you are so lucky to have him as a husband!😉. Why hasn't Mr Pillow been appointed to a "special legal council to the president" position? and will J.D. Mandel be fired and replaced by ELONIA ? Love the podcast!😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Who’s Josephine? Jennifer?

[@INTKOG]

Double icing! It’s just like double stuff Oreos! You are so right this absolutely needs to happen!

[@andie599]

I am obsessed with Pumps’ blazer

[@sandralamphier9433]

Dating long distance is almost like dating a prisoner, especially if you limit how often they are allowed to call you 😏 and how often you can schedule conjugal visits...😂

[@texascontessa5818]

It would break my heart if you guys shut down the show. !!!!!! Nooooooooo!!!

[@emmadarwiche8078]

You guys... you guys... you guys.... Was that an undercover uncomfortable sit down I just watched? 😂😊 We all have those days, and forward you march and battle through it. Love it ❤Love you all. Great show. Great podcast.

[@swblanc]

Totally agree on the premature tipping!

[@andrewDaMack]

Warden Husky Pumps!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@mommaduke6164]

Great show today. ❤When I’m tipping for takeout, I use cash and wait until transaction is complete before I pay that part. More hassle but worth it to me. 😅

[@williamadebonojo3061]

If you cut in line in a drive through, you can't complain when the people preparing your order get it wrong. With this particular episode; these two ladies are beginning to scare me. I say this in jest. I plan to continue tuning in to this podcast after I relocate to Canada.

[@ReinnaEdwards]

😮 I must say this show was wonderful and Joshua husband is a dream boat.He bought a different perspective, which is always fun.God we have you sincerely😮

[@ceciliac2225]

Josh is hilariously annoying, never a dull moment to test the patience and sanity of people he dealt with.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Lovingly annoying I’d say. And it’s clear that Jennifer is NEVER going to forgive him for his two major faux pas’s (faux paux? Actually I just googled it and it’s faux pas, singular and multiple, just pronounce pas as pah for singular and pahz for multiple) but Josh will never be allowed to forget about his “snack attack blowback” ~

[@bonniemiley2018]

Pump's, I love the hair.

[@sissyxoxo1384]

Would hate to wait on this man if I worked in a restaurant!

[@JessDEdwards]

Fr and it’s really not cute to basically brag about unapologetically like he did lol

[@whywhowhatwhere]

At least you would get a decent tip. Usually a-holes are the ones to not leave a tip.

[@andreaduckett4588]

Everybody should be required to work in retail and food service for three months minimum of their lives the world would be a better place because of it. All I’m gonna say. 🤐

[@jeanneganrude8549]

I second that emotion ~

[@tdsollog]

I hope you got Josh on the permanent record. Pumps: nothing wrong with trying DJ out. 😎💕

[@Maze-ji2mm]

Hell Yeah Jen! Oreos have double stuffed cookies. Nothing worse than running out of icing and having 6 ncinnamon rolls left. Who wants a naked cinnamon roll. 🤬

[@stephanieohlhaver7716]

I live in Houston Texas - even though we as Texans have Jasmine Crockett - we still have the worst of the worst in Ted Cruz and especially Greg Abbott- I’m about to go the ssdi office to prove that I don’t make enough money to survive - because my rent is 1800$- which is standard rent ( on the low end) in Houston - the Man needs me to live in a tent underneath a bridge in order for me to receive my full benefits- anyway I thought I might brighten your day with this - I love your podcast

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Well you didn’t brighten the day. You just made us angrier about the MAGAts in office who hate their constituents. How these horrible people keep their jobs is a conundrum I can’t understand … except for my understanding that MAGAts are the low information, high on the gullibility spectrum voters who keep these dreadful creatures in office.

[@MichaelMoriarty-HNL]

Josh is looking more like Michael Fasbinder all the time. 😊

[@nopejustnope]

High praise indeed

[@Innerbeauty811]

Sometimes you can’t blame the uber/ Dash delivery driver for not having an item not available upon delivery, because sometimes the restaurant runs out of the items and doesn’t inform the customer. Only option the deliver person has is to text or call the customer that the restaurant doesn’t have item they wanted available or inform the person at the door . And not everyone answers the phone or door 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@meganriney13]

We love you Josh!

[@anthonyorsini]

Why are your premieres at such weird hours. It's 4am MT. Yet here I am watching it 😂. You're complicit in my reversed sleep schedule! Just wanted to add that you absolutely can adjust your tip on UberEats for a period of time after your food is delivered. I rarely do it but if it's the entirely wrong order I won't hesitate.

[@KathrynCeleste79]

Pre recorded....

[@anthonyorsini]

@ Oh I understand that I'm just curious why they premiere it at such an odd hour.

[@KathrynCeleste79]

@anthonyorsini I'm East Coast so it Premieres 6am my time... The timing doesn't matter to me, I watch their Podcasts and Hot Takes all the time... I adore Jen&Pumps 💖

[@anthonyorsini]

@ I mean it was 4am here in Colorado and the notification bell went off and guess who hit play on the video :). It's always Jenn and Pumps time 😂

[@KathrynCeleste79]

@@anthonyorsini I agree 💯🤣🤣

[@AbsoluteBronx1981]

Josh needs to get his patriot squawk together and quick! 😆🤣

[@briannemurdock4183]

Josh makes my eyeballs itch. We would not be a vibe.

[@helenkusek2297]

Pumps, DJ is in NY. That's a great excuse to get up and go home when you're ready!

[@INTKOG]

Also, literally have not stopped laughing throughout this entire episode 👏🏼😹👏🏼😹👏🏼😹

[@DallasTaylor]

I imagine there's lots of people in jails and prisons that aren't scumbags considering the economic side of fines, etc. Some of the reformed prisoners seem like the best people alive.

[@steellio5526]

Guys, your faces are beautiful, so stop hiding them behind giant mics!

[@cory_followell]

I love when Josh is on the pod!

[@suzz50]

I've had it with podcasters that use those huge phallic microphones. How about the little tie clip microphones so we can see your faces.

[@cin3628]

Thank you for making me laugh !

[@chloechristian67]

11:44 NOT THE RAVIOLI BITE 😂 the Welch dynamic is so legendary

[@jenna3c]

Sounds like the three of you should not eat out

[@andreawalker6986]

We have all these listeners and not as many, like’s everybody hit that like button!! WTF

[@lindamardis6755]

I’m glad I wasn’t on that flight!

[@Tink1208]

The center of the cinnamon roll?! Grounds for divorce 😂

[@anneblank3877]

47:47 HILARIOUS 😂 I busted out laughing at the gym and now I want to leave

[@libbymaiorino5848]

absolutely love you two

[@davidcollins8150]

I’ve had it with your Personal ads that interrupt your Had Its

[@lindamardis6755]

The cinnamon roll icing is the best part of this item!

[@thesquirrelyprepperlifesty5523]

My husband loves the Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. I keep cream cheese frosting for the extra that he demands..lol

[@NorthCarolinaMomma]

Cut up the cinnamon rolls, put in a small pan, bake, then pour the frosting over the cinnamon rolls. It comes out more like every bite is the center bite.

[@mightyricky]

I stopped using doordash when I caught my driver eating one of my Chipotle crispy tacos.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Wow. That’s egregious. I guess that’s why pizza is the only thing I’d consider ordering out for ~

[@phillypersonpretzel]

I mean, they DO make double-stuffed OREOS.

[@llrain1]

You guys are great I love listening to you!

[@trebord3313]

Pumps no fear attitude gives us well-endowed fellas hope.

[@_asantesana_squashbanana_]

I love 'cathy' lol

[@420saralou]

KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD IS OUR MOTTO!

[@theoriginaljrod2678]

Your face of disgust remembering your pants even during the podcast was priceless

[@X._.COCO._.X]

Do I have to go to jail to get a date in 2024 now? explains a lot

[@bonniemiley2018]

Isn't he scared of what they are going to do to his food. I'm a picky eater, too, but I know what they do in the kitchen to people like that's food. No telling what extras have been put into his food.

[@davidmorris8121]

Josh is a nightmare in restaurants, but to be fair, he has great taste in women!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

I was thinking the same thing. His sudden desire to have a taste reminds me of an untrained golden retriever puppy ~ and I can visualize Jennifer’s reaction. It’s not a good one …

[@marlareeves417]

Pumps should explore her admirer through LexisNexus as she or Josh can vete him and then she and Frenchie and her Siberian Husky (doggos are very good judges of character!) can determine where the relationship goes or not 😀

[@JessDEdwards]

He went from terrible man bun to 7th grade faux hawk lmao 😂