J-dawg gives a machine gun death to a MASSIVE Tampon Boy wimp in the comments.

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Justin Horval

Justin Horval

Күн бұрын

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@SKilde-qm5gy
@SKilde-qm5gy Жыл бұрын
Whats with the revisionist nonsense that metal is 'all-inclusive' and 'has no rules'? The opposite is closer to the truth. It's always been against wimps, hipsters, and indie soycore masquerading as metal.
@goat666db
@goat666db Жыл бұрын
People that say that have a very different definition of what is actually metal 😂
@nukkleargarlicbread
@nukkleargarlicbread Жыл бұрын
I blame metal getting forcibly conjoined to the hip with punk, and how the punk scene went to shit in the last 10 years.
@SKilde-qm5gy
@SKilde-qm5gy Жыл бұрын
@@nukkleargarlicbread I would say its more the later developments of hardcore, like Biohazard, that blighted metal (rhythmic retardation and tough-guy personal drama lyrics, Pantera anyone?) Also alot of whiny post-Fugazi soy bands. Proto-punk like the Stooges is fundamental to metal and the best of Hardcore helped metal get back on track.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
@@nukkleargarlicbreadpunk made it better take a hike Steve Harris
@SKilde-qm5gy
@SKilde-qm5gy Жыл бұрын
@@humanbrisket7718 Shelley over at Hate Meditations (excellent channel/blog) makes a compelling case for NWOBHM basically being 'post-punk'. Punks using some metal and expanding the structures out of purely pop-rock format.
@thadood4373
@thadood4373 Жыл бұрын
When dudes use words like “Inclusive” you know they sit down to pee
@mikeike2177
@mikeike2177 9 ай бұрын
you know they drink the soy kooIaid
@akatsiya
@akatsiya 28 күн бұрын
I always sit down to piss at home brah brah. Too many instances of double streaming the back wall and floor
@NevermoreRules
@NevermoreRules Жыл бұрын
This is why a little gatekeeping is necessary
@andrewgabriel4408
@andrewgabriel4408 Жыл бұрын
What I’ve been saying.
@MetalJackass666
@MetalJackass666 Жыл бұрын
Dude exactly we’re just ball busting and what not. I personally hate when wimps show up to shows and get offended when you mosh and step on their gay pink shoes on accident or stage dive and fuck up their gay combover. It’s a god damn metal show it’s suppose to be crazy!
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
When people complain about "gatekeeping" they're usually referring to someone saying something they disagree with. They have no idea what true gatekeeping is.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
I had some of the older dudes make remarks about me, months after I was their drummer haha sometimes you got to prove yourself
@DisciplineOfSteel2
@DisciplineOfSteel2 Жыл бұрын
Yep, to keep the fake posers who want their 5 minutes of fame on social media out. The scene needs to be pure as possible.
@theakkusor
@theakkusor Жыл бұрын
"I'm about to buy you a bra and purse" How thoughtful of the Dawg, as Maxine has obviously just transitioned.
@sausagefestcity5078
@sausagefestcity5078 Жыл бұрын
We need to get Mr Maxine some Goddamn Maxie pads.
@cardiacarrest7807
@cardiacarrest7807 Жыл бұрын
Got a point on the bodybuilder/fitness personalities that are always like the whole 'positive and happy all the time' shit. Some have a real out look on certain things. But as Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies said 'I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit'.
@saltpeter7429
@saltpeter7429 Жыл бұрын
"AND IF I offended you, Maybe you need to be offended, so here's my apology and one more thing...Yuck Fou!!" ( they asked me if my post was appropriate, and then the original went away, I had to redo it) YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN. ...Tell em what's up Rocky!
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
That first ST album rules!
@onewhitepony
@onewhitepony Жыл бұрын
I think that’s why Sam Sulek got popular. Just down to earth and real. Just plugs in microphone talks and then trains. KZbin has gotten too over saturated with ‘Hi Guys! Life is perfect let’s talk 5 things to gain muscle/lose fat/grow inches on pecker’ with Michael bay looking effects. Can’t forget ‘here’s my coupon code to save 15% on X supplement’
@hamachancutter
@hamachancutter Жыл бұрын
Sam Sulek and J-Dawg basically do the same style of vlogging. Non-polished, no nonsense, straight to the point.. and there's a video posted every day. Plus, they are both from Ohio!
@onewhitepony
@onewhitepony Жыл бұрын
@hamachancutter oh rad! I didn't know he was from Ohio too! I could tell he was somewhere near by..I live in ky I could tell he had a good humble but real vibe about him
@dennisjordan4952
@dennisjordan4952 Жыл бұрын
Tomb mold is death metal?not after that magazine cover .gheeeeeyyyyyy
@JDawgFunnyMoments
@JDawgFunnyMoments Жыл бұрын
If you're wearing a tomb mold shirt you got the gayest shirt in building brah brah
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
@@JDawgFunnyMoments Someone walks in with a 200 stab wounds shirt you'd have the 2nd gayest shirt in the building
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
Tomb Mold introduced me to some great vegan recipes.
@SKilde-qm5gy
@SKilde-qm5gy Жыл бұрын
Just watched a Tomb Mold interview last night. The combover hipster looking member said Bury Your Dead and Hatebreed was intelligent music lol.
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
Which is strange there's a interview where the guitarist is wearing a deicide shirt and another older pic the whole band wearing legit death metal shirts carnage morbid Angel the drummer singer is wearing a demoncy shirt wtf 😮happened that dam rush 🤔
@jmays73
@jmays73 Жыл бұрын
Tomb mold is the cheese that grows under balls, tears flowing .
@ricg4512
@ricg4512 Жыл бұрын
We need “extreme hipsters for for extreme wimps” shirts 😂
@nukkleargarlicbread
@nukkleargarlicbread Жыл бұрын
14:09 That's some cursed footage right there. I am terrified now. Thank you, Justin-Dawg.
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
Now I wanna see Glen Benton with that stupid smile playing Homage For Satan
@samstroberg8533
@samstroberg8533 Жыл бұрын
It does give off creepy serial killer vibes so in a way it fits the bill haha.
@harryquinn493
@harryquinn493 Жыл бұрын
Dawg saying Garth Brooks needs “killed and thrown into a dumpster” fuckin hell lol
@video_ouija7114
@video_ouija7114 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but no tits bro
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Garth brooks is the answer to having conservative people ok with crowd surfing
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
I swear some people are taking what Justin says way too seriously. Time to re-evaluate your life if that's the case.
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
J Dawg's words are Metal Rulez!!!!!
@dinkins335
@dinkins335 Жыл бұрын
But how will I show people I'm a good person if I don't cry on the internet about EVERYTHING?! The interwebs is for virtue signaling.
@romainvicta9793
@romainvicta9793 Жыл бұрын
I disagree with him sometimes but I never get tired of watching his stuff, great taste in music and one of the funniest guys out there
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
@@romainvicta9793 For sure. I disagree with him on wearing all black, doom being boring, not listening to styles other than heavy/thrash/death/black, shorts on stage, etc. He's even ripped on some bands I like. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his content.
@dinkins335
@dinkins335 Жыл бұрын
At this point, you're a poser if J Dawg hasn't somehow implied you're a poser in one of his rants.
@Grisu.
@Grisu. Жыл бұрын
"facts arent attacks"
@8bitakvids
@8bitakvids Жыл бұрын
Next shirt J DAWGZ get on this
@hamachancutter
@hamachancutter Жыл бұрын
I like this slogan! Up there with "Facts don't care about your feelings!" Should spruce it up by saying, "Facts are not attacks. And if you attack the facts, you don't know jack sh*t, brah brah!"
@evwell3988
@evwell3988 Жыл бұрын
Another Jdawg banger
@theflyingguillotine3788
@theflyingguillotine3788 Жыл бұрын
Starting anything with "I'm just going to put/leave this here" you know some soy boy diatribe is going to follow.
@theakkusor
@theakkusor Жыл бұрын
The exact intro a soccer mom on Facebook uses before she goes on a karen-rant about something stupid
@jay4778
@jay4778 Жыл бұрын
Metal is welcoming not "inclusive" there is a difference
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
"Inclusive" is people seeking validation. They need that extra attention.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Who the hell uses words like inclusive In the first place? Lame employers?
@off6848
@off6848 Жыл бұрын
Tf fuq? What is this grandmas house? WELCOME 😂 😂
@GamerWordDotNet
@GamerWordDotNet Жыл бұрын
Metal should be offensive and if you don't like it, you're homosexual and should fug off.
@DylanHoff
@DylanHoff Жыл бұрын
Welcoming? Heavy Metal? No. Hipsters, wiggers, emos are not welcome here.
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
Just found out that Max is going to be collaborating with Metal Mickey for a J-dawg hate video.
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
LMAO top tier content in the brewing...
@robertg305
@robertg305 Жыл бұрын
Can we get a "J Dawg was also planning to kill Euronymous" Channel T-Shirt!?!???? ???
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Trendy labels would be saying “ I was on my way to sign euronymous
@dive-bomb
@dive-bomb Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@quasipseudo1
@quasipseudo1 Жыл бұрын
Your response was heartfelt & moving :) Like an Oprah episode.
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Жыл бұрын
I come here for the laughs, the interviews, and occasionally I learn about some band I was missing out on. Like Cardiac Arrest
@dinkins335
@dinkins335 Жыл бұрын
Cardiac Arrest kicks ass!🤘😀
@sentientafterbirth
@sentientafterbirth 7 ай бұрын
Cool band! I love their 7" with Coffins where they do the song "Perfect Place to Die".
@themarshallarts
@themarshallarts Жыл бұрын
Jdawg’s fake crying made me cry laughing Maxine definitely wears those dangling earrings with a crop top and booty shorts (not hellripper booty shorts either)
@ryanpaul1403
@ryanpaul1403 Жыл бұрын
Cool edit retardo
@Riky_Jones
@Riky_Jones Жыл бұрын
That user needs to get lost! J-Dawg has the good stuff! Metal talk, poser trashing and cool people that are into the true tunes.
@SKvldlf
@SKvldlf Жыл бұрын
Surprised j dog didn't call him maxipad.
@sewervomit
@sewervomit Жыл бұрын
When I meet a max ... That's my go to lol.
@thedddemon
@thedddemon Жыл бұрын
Enough with the metal hipsters!
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
18:04 holy shit, I never thought J-dawg would read my stupid comment, especially the Garth Brooks / Mariah one. LOL
@video_ouija7114
@video_ouija7114 Жыл бұрын
Very funny response
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
@@video_ouija7114 true, it's good when the dawg reads even the nonsensical comments, makes for great comedy content.
@BrianoblivioN85
@BrianoblivioN85 Жыл бұрын
Max sounds like he's been hanging around the Metal Archives forums for too long.
@themarshallarts
@themarshallarts Жыл бұрын
More like r/metal
@ianswift3521
@ianswift3521 Жыл бұрын
i remember 10 years ago they perma-banned me for saying i was team tobias (sidegard, ex-necrophobic vocalist) after his criminal charges were made public. sometimes for a laugh i check to see whatever totally nonsensical insanity they're regurititing. It Just Gets Worse.
@deepseaderro
@deepseaderro Жыл бұрын
This one had me howling. Good onya J-Dawg, sick of these soys shitting up the scene.
@Riky_Jones
@Riky_Jones Жыл бұрын
Extreme metal is a lifestyle: black clothes, inverted crosses, long hair, facial hair, collecting albums, knowing the track listings, knowing the lyrics, knowing the members, going for shows, meeting the members. It’s more than just listening to music!
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Record shops need to hire this man and fire their biggest morrisey fan they have saying hello when I walk in
@Riky_Jones
@Riky_Jones Жыл бұрын
@@humanbrisket7718 that’s right brisket
@ReeseChown
@ReeseChown Жыл бұрын
​@@humanbrisket7718What's heavier than Viva Hate, brah? Even drunk potbelly Phil Anselmo likes THE SMITHS
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
J-dawg should grow a beard.
@Riky_Jones
@Riky_Jones Жыл бұрын
@@lopolik he said he’s too young for that
@bryandaniel2856
@bryandaniel2856 Жыл бұрын
I'm 50 years old and I've been into metal since I was 12. I went to high school in Tampa, Florida at the rise of the death metal scene so I got to see all the greats Nasty Savage, Death, Obituary, Amon/Deicide, Nocturnus, Morbid Angel and I also had a fanzine Invincible Force. I really don't go to shows anymore just listen to my favorite music in my off time.
@goat666db
@goat666db Жыл бұрын
I’m sure J Dawg’s analysis of this commenter is spot on. I couldn’t tell if they were trolling at first. 😂 On a separate note. Miasmatic Necrosis, Pissgrave and Undergang last night was a killer show! Anybody gets the chance should definitely check em out on this mini tour 🤘
@spencergrady5501
@spencergrady5501 Жыл бұрын
Hanging out with John Waters?
@goat666db
@goat666db Жыл бұрын
@@spencergrady5501 and Divine
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Жыл бұрын
@icankillbugs Winnipeg? That just answered so many of my questions
@raisebarhere
@raisebarhere Жыл бұрын
I was sitting at a bar a few weeks ago and some dude asked me what kind of music I’m too. I said metal music. Dude gets all excited and is like “heavy metal? I’m crazy about that rock n roll. Iron sabbath, abcd all the good shit” it was too good
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
Most of the canoe situations I've had related to metal has been at bars. I try to avoid talking about metal unless it's at a metal bar which, go figure, we do have in my city. It's just too far from the house for my preference.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
There used to be bar where the nydm chapter kicked it, my buddy went in on a slow night. The owner was by himself doing karaoke to journey…..
@RichardCranium.
@RichardCranium. Жыл бұрын
Well at least he is not a Korn fan. I can sympathize with a man who does not like extreme metal but likes the well known classics like Sabbath, Maiden, Priest ect.
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
@@RichardCranium.Classics like Iron Sabbath?
@RichardCranium.
@RichardCranium. Жыл бұрын
@@Poser_Metal_Records Iron Sabbath is still a better name then Blood Incantation
@matheusst.3655
@matheusst.3655 Жыл бұрын
That notebook bag part had me rolling brah 😂😂😂
@evwell3988
@evwell3988 Жыл бұрын
I liked the blood incantation and tomb molds earlier release. The new releases are straight prog jazz death metal.
@evwell3988
@evwell3988 Жыл бұрын
@@hamachancutter just them checked out. Very good.
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
They said it was more like rush my god men 1st Glen Benton now tomb mold this shit must be stopped🤣😂
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
Do you like the dream unending stuff thats like really slow doom metal
@hamachancutter
@hamachancutter Жыл бұрын
The new split with Worm is good stuff 👍
@evwell3988
@evwell3988 Жыл бұрын
@@hamachancutter idk Worm mixes too many different stuff
@embalmed_existence
@embalmed_existence Жыл бұрын
putting posers on the chopping block J-dawg squarepants style
@mikeviolate666
@mikeviolate666 Жыл бұрын
I identify as one of jdawgs devils \m/
@hamachancutter
@hamachancutter Жыл бұрын
Bi-brimsexual. A devil that can go flat and/or go curved, depending on their mood 😆
@dinkins335
@dinkins335 Жыл бұрын
I identify as a homeless guys shoe.
@mikeviolate666
@mikeviolate666 Жыл бұрын
@@dinkins335 😆
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
I identify as a groove on a warped ass record locked in a car forgotten in the summer haha
@mikeviolate666
@mikeviolate666 Жыл бұрын
@@humanbrisket7718 😆 nice
@dinkins335
@dinkins335 Жыл бұрын
People's harsh opinions on the internet offend me. 😭 I'll be writing a strongly worded comment to let you know how hurt I am and how virtuous I am as well.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
I had a moment yesterday that had me with that training day quote “wanna go to jail or go home” haha
@stevesteele8836
@stevesteele8836 Жыл бұрын
"I'm about to go buy a bra and purse for you!"😂😅🤣🤣🤣
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
If people keep paying him for questions he will have enough cash😸
@TheTransylvanian
@TheTransylvanian Жыл бұрын
U know when he says bro town someone is ab to get roasted by hellfire lol 😂
@jamescerny452
@jamescerny452 11 ай бұрын
Scott Ian biggest smiling goof on this planet….in the 80’s they were tolerable.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Tom araya is always smiling haha
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he doesn't have that type of smile J Dawg was demonstrating.
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
Yeah Tom's smile is not the one that smiles fake. It's a genuine laugh / smile what he does.
@SuperStrik9
@SuperStrik9 Жыл бұрын
Married With Children was a great show. The episode with Anthrax is my favorite. You mentioned Morbid Angel, I hope Trey is doing better. As a fan of the band that video from the Rochester show a few months back was rough. Anyone who says they're positive 24/7 is full of shit. Like you said everyone has their down days. I agree that being into metal is a lifestyle.
@jefflawson3574
@jefflawson3574 Жыл бұрын
I love Trey in a non-gay manner. He's the biggest reason I'm into DM. I'll never lose hope there's one last spark of inspiration left in him and wish him the best.
@Riky_Jones
@Riky_Jones Жыл бұрын
Great show have the complete series on DVD. Good show.
@hattorihanzo2275
@hattorihanzo2275 Жыл бұрын
Phoenix? My neck of the woods. There is a new metal only shop in Mesa. Hope they do well. Zia Records just does not cut it for metal.
@Enol666
@Enol666 11 ай бұрын
I get out that way every now and then, what's that new shop called? Definitely agree that Zia just doesn't cut it, they've got some great stuff every now and then, found an Immortal Fate - Faceless Burial 7" for example, but overall the metal pickings are pretty slim.
@hattorihanzo2275
@hattorihanzo2275 11 ай бұрын
Vinyl Command 930 W Southern
@haminatmiyaxwen
@haminatmiyaxwen Жыл бұрын
Homeboy listens to Reek of Wimpification for sure.
@video_ouija7114
@video_ouija7114 Жыл бұрын
If you don't appeal to these kinds of dorks, they'll get your show shut down too. It's like you say, run by posers. Begging for outrage
@ianswift3521
@ianswift3521 Жыл бұрын
crying for death
@andrewgabriel4408
@andrewgabriel4408 Жыл бұрын
26:59 Jdawg finally realizes I was correct all this time.
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
Yeah but the Dawg's been saying that for a while that we need gatekeeping to keep these kinda fuckerz out.
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
I think J-Dawg might revisit Pantera with all these Walk on home, boy references. \m/
@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG Жыл бұрын
I thought that Morbid Angel shirt "Extremel Music, For Extreme People" was a nod to ECW Wrestling?? I know Trey is rocking an ECW shirt (Extreme Championship Wrestling) I'm 99% sure he's wearing it in the "Where The Slime Lives" music video?
@sewervomit
@sewervomit Жыл бұрын
E C fn W. !!
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
☝️ this is the second time I put this sabu reference
@hamachancutter
@hamachancutter Жыл бұрын
Extreme wrestling like FMW, BJW, CZW and XPW! Rob Van Dam was my favorite in ECW. He'll be wrestling with Taz's son Saturday on AEW Collision. (In case you happen to G A F!)
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
That world wrestling council was cool too! And iwa
@sewervomit
@sewervomit Жыл бұрын
@@hamachancutter don't forget freedoms n icwnhb
@Pagan_Fears
@Pagan_Fears Жыл бұрын
These people who complain about the metal scene not being “inclusive” or being “too offensive”, are the same people I used to push into lockers in Highschool brah brah.
@RichardCranium.
@RichardCranium. Жыл бұрын
Yes, the young people who play in death metal bands nowadays look like the people the 90s death metal musicians push into lockers in high school. Don't get why soyjaks listen to metal.
@dangerass1982
@dangerass1982 Жыл бұрын
Death metal kids weren't pushing anyone into lockers in high school. Haha Jocks pushed metal kids into lockers, if anything.
@Pagan_Fears
@Pagan_Fears Жыл бұрын
@@dangerass1982 You sound like someone who got pushed into a locker in Highschool.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
@@Pagan_Fearspuro mentiras
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Жыл бұрын
I was a jock and a death metal guy. I pushed myself in lockers
@deadlyrasec
@deadlyrasec Жыл бұрын
I am 45 years old, I have been listening to metal since I was 10, throughout my adolescence, my twenties and part of my thirties. For me, being a true metalhead meant not recommending "underground" bands to other metalheads. I thought that the bands that I had worked so hard to discover didn't deserve to be known, I only wore my weirdest "underground" band t-shirts at the most "underground" shows, so if I had seen your videos 15 years ago, I would have immediately thought you were an imposter for wearing those t-shirts and recommending "underground" bands. 😅 In the end you are right, nowadays if someone asks me about a strange band I share the information with them, I am too old and tired to continue thinking about who is authentic and who is not. Greetings J-Dawg
@warmestbatmilk
@warmestbatmilk Жыл бұрын
nice blog post brah brah not reading all that
@deadlyrasec
@deadlyrasec Жыл бұрын
@warmestbatmilk thanks for taking the time to reply 🫡
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
When I saw the title and the 1.2K views just 4 hours after being uploaded I thought it's gonna be great, really probably the best J-Dawg video to date.
@spencergrady5501
@spencergrady5501 Жыл бұрын
I think someone needs to gently tell J-dawg about Ross.
@matrixcmitech
@matrixcmitech Жыл бұрын
'member when Cannibal Corpse toured with BTBAM? Pooperidge Farms remembers.
@Dr.HUGENSTEIN
@Dr.HUGENSTEIN Жыл бұрын
I'm not a necessarily a metal head but I've been around that scene for over 20 years. I appreciate the passion in this channel and expect it to get much bigger.
@sewervomit
@sewervomit Жыл бұрын
Facts not attacks !! Yes !! 🤘🤮🤘
@damondodd5743
@damondodd5743 Жыл бұрын
Thank you J dawg... keep being a hard ass on these nerds
@8bitakvids
@8bitakvids Жыл бұрын
Yes! Little bitch boy nerds trying to change the metal scene to fit their estrogen filled lifestyle
@FTW_666
@FTW_666 Жыл бұрын
that’s a killer Altar shirt. It’s refreshing to see someone who owns their own mind, speak their mind. Hail.
@Hell-Awaits
@Hell-Awaits Жыл бұрын
Amazing band, but a shitty ass logo. Always hated it.
@theseousthomas6547
@theseousthomas6547 Жыл бұрын
Oh my Fucking Goodness !! I laughed my my fucking ass off with this one man.. Man.. There is Only One Jdawg man.. Dude is one of a kind .. This shit made my day man
@leathernsteel
@leathernsteel Жыл бұрын
Dream show, opening act: J-Dawg and Steve Hughes, microphones and a spotlight, perfect opening act for a Cannibal Corpse and Deicide show. I'd actually pay more to see that than I would to meet King Diamond himself!
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
J dawg you jamming the new dream unending worm split ? 😂
@deathmetal0914
@deathmetal0914 Жыл бұрын
Right after Sanguisugabogg and Frozen Soul.
@pestilentdeath5814
@pestilentdeath5814 11 ай бұрын
gate keeping is important
@tonyrowland3100
@tonyrowland3100 Жыл бұрын
Dawg smashing feeling is part of my daily routine.
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahah 11:11 I wasn't sure for a while, but Wimpadeths lol that cracked me up. classic J-Dawg moment.
@brianbowman7681
@brianbowman7681 Жыл бұрын
I'll stand by Justin every time...!!! hails!!!?
@whengooddogsdobadthings9156
@whengooddogsdobadthings9156 Жыл бұрын
Abhorrence is fantastic
@crushingalldeceivers
@crushingalldeceivers Жыл бұрын
One of your best videos yet brah, brah, I am pushing 50 and I bought all the albums you mentioned in the years you mentioned and I whole heartedly agree with you. Your delivery and destruction of this poooooooooooser had me in tears.
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
You aint pushing nothing! While you were down with the Devil I was in league with Satan!
@crushingalldeceivers
@crushingalldeceivers Жыл бұрын
@@Poser_Metal_Records I was in the league with Satan when I was in elementary school, you had to wait until high school because you were still listening to the Grease soundtrack in elementary school.
@650pathologist
@650pathologist Жыл бұрын
Justin you know that exciters new guitarist is the banger tv guy ? Just thought id let you know😂
@justinhorval8491
@justinhorval8491 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t till show day. He was cool as hell though was one that told Dan dude you have to do this interview this guy is legit. Very friendly guy
@MichaelHemotoxin
@MichaelHemotoxin Жыл бұрын
6:57 - i some how knew ross would be the first name
@nupraptorthementalist3306
@nupraptorthementalist3306 Жыл бұрын
Let's talk Slaughter Lord. And cats.
@TheBlackRam666
@TheBlackRam666 Жыл бұрын
Wimps, simps and poseurs, it's long past time for you to leave the hall
@Lavabug
@Lavabug Жыл бұрын
Karl Sanders smiles all the time on stage.
@deathmetal0914
@deathmetal0914 Жыл бұрын
J Dogg with the 3rd degree burns.
@sinisterking6009
@sinisterking6009 Жыл бұрын
When i was younger i read a review on RockHard magazine for dismember's "like an everflowing stream" album and the reviewer (a man) was offended by the title and lyrics of "skin her alive"........ I was like "dude you listening to extreme metal ya dum dum, it's not like you haven't been warned, you know what to expect". Since then i couldn't take these sissys from RockHard seriously i even grew hate for them ffs.
@richardmadonia3384
@richardmadonia3384 Жыл бұрын
J Dawg did a smiling impression of M O D up in the video true color's 😅
@mikebarnes8908
@mikebarnes8908 Жыл бұрын
The Dawg makes me feel old! Lol! I bought all those albums way back in the day new!
@damnedbelowjudas_
@damnedbelowjudas_ Жыл бұрын
4:00am gang
@mikeonis
@mikeonis Жыл бұрын
Hey Justin, unrelated subject but you should do a video on "bands with a Flawless discography" my nominations would be of course necrophobic dismember Unleashed darkthrone Iron Maiden and Symphony X. I can't think of a bad song from any of them let alone a Bad album! I'd love to hear your take on it
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
From those you mentioned only symphony x has a flawless discography for me..
@kellymckay1750
@kellymckay1750 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, Metal has slowly become infiltrated with this PC, "woke", florescent hair and skinny jeans culture. In the early days of Metal , the "community" was about EXCLUSIVE as you could be, and shows were actually violent and dangerous. Those days are long gone.
@NearGuttersPath
@NearGuttersPath Жыл бұрын
I've lived in NYC for my whole life. I started going to arena shows in 1986 and club shows in 1988. I was at Sepultura's first US show ever, opening for King Diamond on Halloween 89 at the Ritz. I was at the Day of Death in Buffalo NY in 1990. I was at the Thrash of the Titans in SF in 2001. Sure the 80s had its punks vs skins vs metalheads drama in the early days, but the 1 unifying act of violence that brought us ALL together was beating the fuck out of Nazis at shows. If you aren’t rooted in anti-authoritarian and anti-bigot Leftism, then you're just a Rock & Roll band. It’s the world view that separates true Punk Rock (and it’s many sub genres) from people just playing blues progressions through modern gear and distortion pedals. Sure, Metal was "excusive," exclusive to the outcasts and those who lived life on the fringes of society, not bootlicking flag humpers
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Жыл бұрын
J-Dawg the "I like it " quote, might you be quoting Chevy Chase from his early 80's screwball comedy Modern Problems? When he snorts the "demon powder". Now where's my extra points bruh? And what KIND of points might these be anyway? Unlike the amazing eunuch _Maxine_Pez_ I already a surplus of Kvlt-Points.
@ExhumedCorpse666
@ExhumedCorpse666 Жыл бұрын
ROBOCOP perhaps… 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔨🔨🔨
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Жыл бұрын
@@ExhumedCorpse666Right, that might be it, when Emio test fires the Cobra assault cannon. Talk about classic 80's cinema. Watch the blu-ray edition to see the most violent edit of Kenny getting ripped to ribbons by ED-209.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Cmon Sal! The tigers are playing 🥁 tonight!!!!!
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Жыл бұрын
@@humanbrisket7718 "I never miss a game "👌
@Morbid90
@Morbid90 Жыл бұрын
This kinda bullshit is why I'm pro gatekeeping.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Speaking of gatekeeping what the hell is that pic you got there brah brah?
@Morbid90
@Morbid90 Жыл бұрын
@@humanbrisket7718 It's just one of the TN Vols logos.
@Christmasdeath
@Christmasdeath Жыл бұрын
the dawg itchen them fleas!!
@westonvirginia6458
@westonvirginia6458 Жыл бұрын
I'm a 42 year old gender queer anarchist who actually has a pair of pink panties and I don't find you offensive in the least bit. I love your channel and Hell's Headbangers. Keep up the good work.
@westonvirginia6458
@westonvirginia6458 Жыл бұрын
Also, if you ever were to print pink HHR panties, I would totally buy them.
@PigeonSmuggler
@PigeonSmuggler Жыл бұрын
@@westonvirginia6458been pushing HHR pink panties for years
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
Hey there's incantation ones on there site 😂😅
@westonvirginia6458
@westonvirginia6458 Жыл бұрын
@@metall1983 Nunslaughter too
@Christmasdeath
@Christmasdeath Жыл бұрын
best vid ever
@barbaricbeing333
@barbaricbeing333 Жыл бұрын
No handouts, no shortcuts!!! Grind to the top.
@fernandosanmartin850
@fernandosanmartin850 Жыл бұрын
I think Max was trolling
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
If it was a troll post then it worked lol.
@stevehoneycutt-fj7tw
@stevehoneycutt-fj7tw Жыл бұрын
90 percent of the old heads jump off when Death and Carcass and Morbed Angel came out
@MRSludgedude
@MRSludgedude 10 ай бұрын
What about wombath 90s shit man? I just now found out about those dudes . I'm only half canoe man . No twink core no hair bands but I love grunge sludge and doom and was raised on Sabbath like doom.
@endrealphus
@endrealphus 10 ай бұрын
Best J Dawg vid
@jacobbrockman366
@jacobbrockman366 Жыл бұрын
Metal music is all about freedom of expression and being yourself. No room for political correctness. No room for censorship.
@operationlaserbeam4514
@operationlaserbeam4514 Жыл бұрын
J DAWG? ANY GOOD STREET FIGHT STORIES YOU WERE IN OR SEEN?
@blrolz3544
@blrolz3544 Жыл бұрын
People like the commenter in question would NEEEVVVVVEEER have been able to handle going to shows (or anywhere for that matter) pre 2005. This current era where people will clutch pearls and feign complete offense when someone they never met says any word deemed socially unacceptable by corporate HR departments, standing in firm support of pharmaceutical giants and politicians (as long as they are the *good* kind), could not handle the 80's and 90's bantz.
@metall1983
@metall1983 Жыл бұрын
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dude got roasted 🤣😂
@Max_Pez
@Max_Pez Жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@Autumn_Reaper
@Autumn_Reaper Жыл бұрын
No gatekeeping and you end up with bands like Gloryhammer.
@Poser_Metal_Records
@Poser_Metal_Records Жыл бұрын
To me, there are bigger issues in metal than corny power metal bands.
@Autumn_Reaper
@Autumn_Reaper Жыл бұрын
​@@Poser_Metal_RecordsLet's hear it.
@crushingalldeceivers
@crushingalldeceivers Жыл бұрын
Or that straight up poooooooooser band Dawn Rayd
@chrisbell8745
@chrisbell8745 Жыл бұрын
​@@crushingalldeceiversI cracked open a beer in celebration when I found out they broke up!
@themarshallarts
@themarshallarts Жыл бұрын
@@crushingalldeceiversbands like that just straight up don’t belong in black metal, right next to neckbeard deathcamp, der strumer and intolitarian
@650pathologist
@650pathologist Жыл бұрын
Yo dawg i made a order yesterday and today throw in a malice divine id appreciate it ...thnx -cam
@stevenchowder4167
@stevenchowder4167 Жыл бұрын
The Bay Area death metal bands are the smiling ones 😜
@JoltinJoe26
@JoltinJoe26 11 ай бұрын
Modern Problems
@lopolik
@lopolik Жыл бұрын
Max is a false, do not entry. xD
@JamesGreen-bf4jy
@JamesGreen-bf4jy Жыл бұрын
Only acceptable clothing for a band photo is black. black shirts, black pants, long hair. None of those Hot Topic skinny jean wearing momos. AND if you wear a band shirt, you HAVE to know the music. There are no participation trophies in metal. No sports jersey or baggy yo yo yo shorts.
@humanbrisket7718
@humanbrisket7718 Жыл бұрын
Can we wear a “everyday I fight” shirt?
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
Change of plans for me, I won't be buying as many vinyls this month cause my dad bought me a ticket to a very local Dark Funeral show and I kinda wanna get some merch god dammit, a t shirt in case you happen to give a fuck. But it's not just cause of that it's also cause I make about 260~ translated to USD and 93 of those are going straight toward the last 3 Dismember reissue vinyls, so I gotta budget with the rest haha. So it's not that I'm not buying any vinyls it's more so that I've reserved my purchase for over a month now for the Dismember reissues cause god dammit do I look forward to that one.
@650pathologist
@650pathologist Жыл бұрын
Get your money up 😂
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
@icankillbugs Month* I'm in Sweden and I'm only 22.
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
I live with my dad and I've gotten fucked over countless times by the government, and you can only really apply online for jobs here and sit with dick in hand waiting for something to happen.
@video_ouija7114
@video_ouija7114 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for update
@SuicidalGrind
@SuicidalGrind Жыл бұрын
@@video_ouija7114 There will be more, whether you like em or not 😂
@CaptainTard
@CaptainTard Жыл бұрын
Top-tier lolcow content .
@matthewhamilton5294
@matthewhamilton5294 Жыл бұрын
😂 nice purse j dog
@eyemagination93
@eyemagination93 Жыл бұрын
this vid had me dying lmao
@prism_sigil93
@prism_sigil93 Жыл бұрын
JDawg what’s your favorite brand of whey protein? If you use whey that is.
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