How fast can you touch a Piranha Plant in every Mario game?

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Piranha Plants have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?
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[@j0rts]

#TeamGoop

[@TylerDevine]

Goop

[@nsewalldirections]

Goopdoop

[@pwr4]

G O O P

[@frozenfairy2323]

If I remember correctly, in the same mission where you go to the top of the windmill, there are these giant goop balls rolling down the path. But if you spray them with water it's revealed that they are just giant piranha plant heads that are covered in goop. So the question is do they count as touching a piranha plant?

[@coach7304]

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[@darksnowman7192]

Fun Fact: In Super Mario Bros., level 1-1 is hardcoded to not have Piranha Plants in any pipe. Outside that level, every single pipe in the game has one, and if it doesn't, that's only because the game's sprite slots are full. However, the devs specifically made it so there aren't any in 1-1. If you play the same level in a glitched world (basically any world past 8, which you are not supposed to reach and which can thus yield very interesting results, but some are just normal levels like 1-1), there are piranha plants in the pipes because it's not 1-1 anymore

[@debbiearnold5943]

10😊

[@Dshi-bu7hx]

I saw one in the pipe by the staircase

[@JJ_R]

How fast you can touch grass… with teeth.

[@Yoghurt12]

Not?

[@danielthecake8617]

WITH YOUR TEETH!!!

[@coach7304]

​@@danielthecake8617I subscribed to your KZbin channel

[@tcmcdonald]

@@danielthecake8617 but how would we do that?

[@NachoManWithThePlan]

​@@tcmcdonald WITH YOUR TEETH!!

[@TylerDevine]

Casually becomes a sm64 speedrunner 😂

[@TiltCntrlz]

In before the parallel universes!

[@NeptuneEnerg]

Wait… HOW DID YOU POST THIS COMMENT FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE VIDEO RELEASED???

[@arandomname3575]

​@@NeptuneEnerg he paid

[@therawkhawk64]

I wonder how fast you can touch a Waddle Dee in every Kirby game? On the other hand, this was a very well done video. Maybe we can touch more enemies in other games.

[@HarleyMaebry]

For Mario 64, there’s a Pirahna Plant much closer to the start of Whomp’s Fortess, in the grass next to a flower bed a bit to the right of the start position. Unless it’s not there when you select the first star for Whomp’s Fortress? There’s that pesky possible Mandela Effect…

[@TuftyTaltan]

I remember there being one over there in Galaxy 2 for sure, but I've never played 64 so I can't really confirm.

[@JezElectro13]

Maybe your copy was personalized?

[@vini64]

Yeah there is always a Piranha Plant at the start of the level, guess he just forgot

[@Muho_is_me]

İ mean everyone just backflips to the top and never bother to check there

[@1080ike]

Piranha plants are all well and good, but how fast can you touch Bowser? He's a Mario enemy who needs some of those touching mitts on him.

[@Tyboose]

How to keep audience through the credits: Step1: put banger music

[@hoodedfr0g]

Fr. I was Big Vibin

[@TheKazoobles]

7:12 where it all started..

[@thecrazyimp99]

Singing piranha plants are the best

[@julesjedi2332]

Hello😊

[@funnynamedottxt]

You may have stopped me from correcting you on the Venus Fire Trap in SMB3, but you can’t stop me from correcting you on the Superball Flower that you called a Fire Flower in Super Mario Land, you probably mildly embarrassed duck.

[@nori484]

1:40 according to Viridi on smash bros ultimate, there is a lot types of piranha plant, so that's official, this IS a piranha plant 3:13 and this is a piranha plant too

[@cunkycakes]

I’m just saying that you could’ve touched a piranha plant faster in SM64. You could’ve just walked straight right in Whomps Fortress to touch a piranha plant instead of climbing up half the level.

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

Touch ice in every mario game j0rts

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

Spread the word in the comments

[@Pumpernikkle]

i love goop lore, my phd is extensively in goopology

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

My favorite duck has posted once again

[@vlalcremie002]

"Hunter, when I told you to touch grass, that's not what I meant" - the quotable Gus

[@KnuxMaster368]

0:21 No pirahna plants will spawn in 1-1, it’s programmed like that But all 1-1 copies in the “minus realm” will

[@tamboys940]

The non-piranha plant thing in Mario bros 2 is called a Panser (pan-zer)

[@will4not]

Your videos are such a great example of taking a silly question and making a great story that happens to be very informative.

[@Not-Real-Salad-Cat]

We need "How fast can you touch Boko in every Zelda game?"

[@KiwiDuckL]

FOR REAL 🫡

[@coach7304]

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[@shawnf6fhellcat]

Aren't there only like five that have them though? WW?, TP, SS, BotW, and TotK

[@lindseylindsey9200]

Better choice would be touch keese I think, I feel like they’re one of the more consistent enemies

[@Not-Real-Salad-Cat]

@@lindseylindsey9200 Yeah, I think they are. But, more people know Bokos.

[@1LPMx1]

In Sunshine, you don't have to complete chapter 1 in Bianco Hills. You can directly go to Petey Piranha even in chapter 1.

[@PendragonDaGreat]

You can actually skip Bianco 1 and go straight to the Petey piranha fight.

[@rickrogan2355]

Fun fact in Super Mario Sunshine, In level 1 of Bianco Hills, you don't need to beat the goop plant. Petey Piranha is in the stage and you can just go all the way up to him straight away. It's one of the only shines you can just do out of order right away.

[@blakenoel]

Big fan of the format and humor in your videos, keep em coming

[@Digiritter_Prinz]

This Song so Well done with the Music

[@kulrigalestout]

Trimming the herbs with this one, boys

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

didnt know mario liked botany so much

[@adampelletier7102]

How fast can Mario get an interview (i.e. meet a boss) since it's hard to get a job in this economy.

[@Zacwac]

0:03 yes I have wanted to

[@danielwatson2173]

Paper Mario: "Am I a joke to you?" (Is a Mario game and has piranha plants) 😂

[@dekosplay139]

Smb 1:06 times not timestamps Smb 2 jp idk Smb 3 5 seconds or 23 seconds Sml 2:15 Smw 35 seconds Sml 2 25 seconds Sm64 1:45 Sms 15:46 Nsmbds 1:27 Galaxy 15:51 Nsmbwii 1:49 Galaxy 2 5:14 Sm3dl 1:38 Nsmb 2 1:35 Nsmbu 36 seconds Sm3dw 4:23 Odyssey 36:41 Bowser fury 3:27 Smbw 2:08

[@the_rose_titty]

You should do periods instead of colons, like 2.03. I think people will get it

[@darkcyndoge]

i'd love to see more kirby videos

[@SuperSpamGuy]

You should try how fast to touch Bowser in every Mario game, if you really hate yourself

[@cynthiawhisenhunt5180]

Video idea, how long would it take to touch a chan chop in every Mario game?

[@GlutzahnLP]

Always Great to see you touching things. And def TeamGoop

[@danieladmiraal9371]

iirc aren't there piranha plants up the way to the windmill in sunshine

[@greyson5710]

CONGRATS ON 100K

[@Ultranger]

I thought of an interesting idea How fast can you touch a “Blin” in every Zelda game? This can be a Moblin, Bokoblin, Bulblin, etc.

[@KaneAsIAm]

Keep ‘em coming j0rts!

[@BareKnuckleBlaze]

How fast can you touch Robotnik in every Sonic game?

[@bRuHIsHere.]

2:15 why is this moment so relatable

[@osb.21313]

SMB2 Note: You can also do Cobrats in vases, because you can go down them.

[@samanthahardy279]

Every single Mario game, smash every single one, every single every single every single Mario game

[@sparrowflyaway]

Next pet all the Chain Chomps. Including the ones in Link's Awakening.

[@rkniner]

They're also in ALTTP

[@CyberYeast75]

Chat, what's your favorite way to touch piranha plants?

[@swatijain6466]

i like how you put super mario world music in super mario land gameplay

[@chackbro1]

Viridi doesn't mention Polluted Piranhas when she says the name of every Piranha Plant in Smash Ultimate, but she was cut off halfway through, so the jury is still out

[@NewTungsten]

She does, but under the name of Proto Piranha

[@DigitalxGamer]

Mario Bros PPP - Piranha Plant Percent

[@boy1015]

How fast can you get sword in every zelda asking for this for ages. Love your videos

[@JezElectro13]

Now touch a Mushroom in each game.

[@mettatonex7221]

There are Piranha Plants lining the path to the Big Windmill in Super Mario Sunshine. You don't need to go all the way up to Petey.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

how fast can you become cool in the Mario series? (touch ice)

[@RocksInMyDryer]

Why no Mario RPG? They've got piranha plants in that too!

[@stick101x2]

Mainline games only I'm guessing

[@undynlicia7554]

Might I suggest parrying an object in every Cuphead level?

[@SpeedyDice]

You should do this but with every Mario Kart track

[@AdrianCosman]

That makes no sense

[@simonjewers6778]

You're supposed to be counting the goopy parana

[@rkniner]

Gotta boop all the plant snoots!

[@NonisLuck]

Why is this so entertaining? 😂

[@dielaberbrudergaming6288]

dang, i was so excited to see link touch piranha plants until i read "every mario game"

[@user-qw1dc2eo5n]

Ah crap here we go again touching flora we shouldn't.

[@Alexs23743]

3:05: Now, why'd you touch that Piranha and not the one close to the level entrance?

[@zanemlewis96]

Subscribing for the Animorphs reference alone.

[@moof8271]

massive time loss, didnt touch the little polluted piranha plant enemies that most definitely are not goop

[@alan-tairov]

new jorts video let s go

[@adrianaquezada8723]

Everyone: he beated everything Me:and yoshi’s island?

[@lilbros1166]

You should make a video touching all the things you touched in the other videos(grass, water, fire, air, life, death) in Mario Wonder

[@randommemeaddict249]

In super mario 64, there is a piranha plant hidden in the flower patch of Whomp's Fortress. Just walk through it.

[@flashfireplayzytoffical]

This may be my dirty mind talking but, PAUSE!?

[@TripleAAAToxic]

how fast can you touch bowser in every Mario game.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Should have included Manhandla from LoZ and actual piranha plants from Link's Awakening.

[@Digiritter_Prinz]

Your Back :D

[@user-ns4fq7hy5s]

And now, you’ll have to mow the entire football field. That doesn’t sound so bad. With your teeth! What! How do we do that? With your teeth! But… how do we do that? Wi… with your teeth!

[@zekeram129]

I an once again asking you to go outside in every metroid game

[@zayeyg]

In the next video, you should do Mario RPG

[@juandigod6894]

Next mario one could be touch toad???

[@hurou]

you can blame mario maker for the memory of the plant in 1-1

[@hyrule2008]

the first mario nes game has a lvl 1-1 piranha plant but only on hard mode

[@groom_of_the_stool]

Needs more Super Mario RPG.

[@superawesomeguySAG]

Touch a bokoblin In every Zelda game

[@libbyhorton7491]

Petey Parana in Mario Sunshine is made of goop

[@Froggybeargamer-nq4xl]

Wait, you can go down that pipe in super Mario Bros, 1985

[@Namedperson-capiche]

There actually is a piranha plant in 1-1, but it's only found if you taketh shortcut

[@littlebears-fq6mt]

I’m team goop as well but there actually a piranha plant covered in goop because when you feed it water the goop comes of.

[@itsluigi442]

Shadow Luigi

[@weely31]

how fast can you touch a bokoblin in every zelda game, or something like that

[@Funlife411]

Alternative title: speed running sexual assault on plants

[@mywhateverchannel4135]

Oh yeah. Let's not forget all the Mario andn Luigi. Series, let's not forget luigi,s mansion series. Let's not forget Mario RPG And we can't forget about all the spin-offs. And crossovers. Like the 2 peach games and Toad treasure tracker.😅

[@triclone]

There is a piranha in the pipe at the end if u take the shortcut in smb1

[@nxoxoxnxe1551]

I love Piranha Plants ❤

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

teethy plant haha

[@watergirl929]

You messed up on Super Mario Sunshine. In Bianco Hills there are regular small piranha plants that spawn in the goop in places that come out and shoot you. One specially I can think of is on the windmill path. And if you wash them off with water you can see they are regular Piranha plants. You didn’t need to go toe Petty Piranha

[@RainTheWolfie]

Fun Fact: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door has a similarly named Piranha Plant in Floors 80-89 in the Pit of 100 Trials, so... whee.

[@cyntheticconjurer]

Fun fact: not only is there not a Piranha Plant in SMB1 1-1, there's a Piranha Plant in every single pipe in the game... except specifically if the level you're playing is 1-1.

[@ladyaceina]

you need to redo your old challanges with wonder added

[@chrisherrington131]

Should say taken damage by a plant

[@asimpleguy5299]

I too, want to touch pirahna plant.

[@JokaPlayz]

Nice!

[@midnightcoffee6463]

In the Mario Sunshine one, I'm pretty sure there is one of those small Piranha Plants that you inflate with water near the windmill's bottom? (Am I remembering wrong, or do you count them as Goop?)

[@user-ll7so2ed6p]

How fast can you touch a waddle Dee in every Kirby game