Jack Dee and the Emergency Services | Live at the Apollo | BBC Studios

[@hanhorror]

"You wanted to rescue people. I wanted rescusing. We both got what we wanted so shut your face" ROFL love it xD

[@stupidintellect90]

I've just transcripted the entire clip...two pages long. I had to choose a prepared speech to amuse and entertain and Jack Dee instantly entered my mind. I never knew English a-levels could this good! This is hilarious hearing it in every detail.

[@charlisays]

"I was wearing flipflops and felt like a walk" lol :0)

[@darkerthandark05]

I love that little noise he makes when he throws his arms open at 3:44. That was just adorable.

[@crazriphale]

I'm a communications officer in emergency services, and I thought this was so funny I sent it to all my ambulance drivers. :)

[@heli-crewhgs5285]

crazriphale AMBULANCE DRIVERS?!?! No such thing, as every member of the modern ambulance service has a medical rôle / qualification. 'Ambulance Driver' is quite insulting.

[@huey216]

does anyone know where one can hear the sketch about his Dad doing DIY in the house when jack was a boy. I used to have it on tape, and swore I would never listen to it in city traffic. It scared people to see me loosing it behind the wheel.

[@chrismaguire]

Mate if you had a really close friend who recently died you would feel the same. I love Jack Dee and I always will. I am only saying that this clip brought back some hard memories.

[@kieran285]

mmmmmmm to the kendall mincake ... mmmmhhhhh ahahahaha legend

[@Catherine3234]

The second little 'UMmmmah' ..squeaky thing. Makes me crack up EVERYTIME !

[@Szaam]

"Who's this joker with his blue flashing light on?" XD

[@limetang]

I love him, he reminds me of my primary school teacher lol

[@drdoovey5425]

the last line is a killer....LMAO lololol

[@supgizmo5021]

The Kendal mint cake always gets me

[@philoshaughnessy906]

I must have watched this a hundred times and it's still funny.

[@infinitedreams56]

"fourth you say! My god! runner-up to bronze!" lmfao....this guy is hilarious....great act

[@mickenoss]

If they could add just a little bit more sugar it would be perfect wouldn't it!? lol

[@xcoldd]

i Like this guy I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO 3 TIMES HE IS FUNNY

[@sarcasticstartrek7719]

@03:45 in 20 years I've never seen Jack Dee do something like that. He almost looked, for a second, to be "happy". Even if it's sarcastic happy. I've not seen that.

[@mishabruml]

3:38 classic jack dee face!

[@airwolf511]

LOL, accidently stumbled on this vid, looked, liked, loved and shared it.

[@RatPfink66]

"Eck-you-lumba? What's this?"

[@canegang]

RatPfink66 in

[@mohiahmed1]

Greets From U.S.A, Brew City,

[@SupErMasSiVepancake]

oh god the diabetic coma bit kills me lol.

[@lintonthepenguin]

This is what you call funny!

[@hazza912]

press at 3.34 and repeat... brilliant!!!

[@brunotherhino]

"Ecnalubma? What the hell's that?"

[@HeffoSaysBiteMeHaHa]

ori haha i luv jack dee hes so random !!!!!

[@garygoggin394]

Fantastic!

[@Szaam]

"4th, runner up to bronze." LOL

[@seanboi999]

jack ure the man pmsl

[@TheTerminator18]

Legendary

[@rmm01o]

LMAO and slip into a diabetic coma :LLLLLLLLLLL omfg hes so funny

[@VikkyValentine]

Cheer up, Jack! :)

[@Callumjaw]

Flip flops up a mountain lol

[@drdudemeister]

ecnalubma?! WTF?! Brilliant!

[@C0mm3n]

Thank you guys for repeating the joke from the video....I WATCHED 5 SECONDS AGO!... It's so much funnier when I read it -_-

[@thechaos44]

True, but a mink cake would be pretty damn random too!

[@jamesnuttall_]

KENDAL BLOODY MINT CAKE!!!! LMAO!!!

[@danobrien2468]

yeah your right, it is.

[@tombland10]

pause at 3:38

[@lauren14loz]

@tessdk awesome i actraully live there lol! and i thought me and my family were the only people in denmark who watch live at the apollo :D

[@ali89reza]

slip into a diabetic coma" lol

[@clashgunter]

HAHAHAHAHA LOL AT THE ENDING xD

[@PurplePurr26]

XD agrees, you should become a comic 2

[@sharpnup]

Kendal bloody mint cake

[@littledevil6993]

How am i lying about my profession? Why would i need to lie.

[@thtsimv]

"Encalumba" Det lyder lidt latino agtigt! :D

[@LeoArctica]

22 people slipped into a diabetic coma XD

[@blipdriver]

Carry my bag.

[@whizzkid11k]

I come from Kendal. :D

[@younghatter]

kendal mintcake! LMAO!!!!

[@phoney98]

sup' from sydney Australia ;^)

[@apwh1]

KZbin said your comment as a reply to mine, but I do not know weather it was?

[@IcEye89]

The writing back to front on the hood of the ambulance - or other emergency services for that matter - is meant to tell you what is behind you. So you get the choice. Maybe slam on the breaks if you see it's police and let them pile into you.

[@carlygullefer]

mmmmMH! lovvIT!

[@lauren14loz]

@tessdk I also live in Copenhagen :)

[@Martial-Mat]

30 second ads on all of your vids, and the vids cut into less than 5 minute sections? To hell with that.

[@lon3don]

There is no big Red Cross.

[@littledevil6993]

haha sorry to quote but ecilumbo bahaha

[@bigyin109]

good material, but what the hell with the quality, this is supposed to to be an official channel? looks like someone recorded it from their t.v. screen or something

[@lauren14loz]

@tessdk where in Denmark are u from? :D

[@Nimmo1492]

It does seem he went out of his way to be offended there.

[@LiliFromHali]

Candle mint cake? What the heck is that?!

[@richr5698]

Its a slab of sugar with mint oil added. Its disgusting.

[@cesariojpn]

No hate for the Highways Agency?

[@lucym911]

hahahaha!

[@Ramonerdna]

lmao at ecnalubma

[@MissTAS1]

....but the thing is they (the public) do ignore the blue fashy lights!!!

[@whizzkid11k]

Woo, I'm from Kendal. Mint cake's a bit shit though...

[@cashw55]

I do not want a BMW!

[@Mysterioso20]

I am sorry if you are somehow offended by this, but I don't think he was having a dig at diabetics, I think he was just having a dig at the mint cakes are seen as the greatest miracle to ever happen to expeditions. I think getting upset about something as convuluted as that is a little much.

[@HeffoSaysBiteMeHaHa]

kendle mink cake... how random!!!!!!!!!

[@imali2k]

its actually pronounced ec-na-lub-ma!!! lolz but eculamba sounds better i suppose!!

[@transonicbuoy1]

Love the way the camera "pans" to minor celebs - all in Jack's big shadow. Jack: shows you can be the best, without stooping into the nasty PC political "comedy" arena. Genius.

[@marblememe1998]

These people are the best type of comedians, maybe only making exceptions for blackadder...

[@Scwirul]

Fuckin hilarious

[@lauren14loz]

@tessdk yeah im english, lol :D

[@blackparade1500]

4th you say my god runner up to bronze

[@Bootstrap193]

3:43

[@MoreAnonymous]

nibble on ur trusty kendall mintcake.. mmmmmmmWHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@flossterini999]

buy an ambulance at bluelightuk

[@BritishTrekkie952]

The AA aren't an emergency service....

[@2010metalmaster]

... kendal mint cake

[@chrismaguire]

I like Jack Dee but I didnt like his last comment in this video. My friend died of a Hypoglycaemia last year... I always wondered which comedian would be first to upset me.

[@escapegameover1264]

My friend died of old age, so to this day i get offended every time some one asks for the time.

[@haochaotsiminh6193]

Wow a comedian who's actually funny

[@littledevil6993]

???? huh

[@littledevil6993]

Oh so it is perfectly acceptable to call another person a thick fucker but they can't return the favour(said in a very sarcastic manner) You also probably don't know that to become a paramedic you need to also have a degree these days :P

[@jasperrasper2392]

I have yet to meet a Fireman ... in the first few words of meeting...Says I'M A FIREMAN.They should have it tattooed on their head so they don't have to keep telling every stranger they meet.

[@DragonNexus]

I think more than likely they're *not* a fireman. More likely someone who does an incredibly boring job who wants to instantly impress, or at least not bore, by stating they have an interesting and dynamic job. I'm sure "I an the deputy sub-manager working in finance and insurance brokering at Cashem, Bankem & Runn soliciters" brings in the big money, but it'll get you less up and down action than the polish navy.

[@jasperrasper2392]

The ones I met were fireman....Yes they do a fantastic job...I work for MI6 though i don.t tell everyone i meet what type of work i do....LOL (the MI6 bit is a joke you know what people are like on here)......Thanks for your post

[@littledevil6993]

huh???

[@thelooker28]

@LiliFromHali Kendal Mint Cake, google it.

[@fatboialex]

!ECNALUBMA

[@GlyoFE]

hassle.

[@rebel19821]

so plain and dry, so very funny....

[@chiddy55]

ur not a trainee paramedic lol wat are the odds. ur just trying to make ur point with obvious lies

[@jamierourketen]

why does the BBC have to zoom into crap tv personalities that dont have jobs on the box anymore? just keep the camera on jack!!!!!

[@spikerox4eva]

Kendal bloody mint cake