Jack Horner goes to Therapy

[@KirbyIsCute]

I just like the fact that Jack is villain with no tragic backstory (or the twist villain where we hardly get to know the character for who they are nor spend much screen time on them). He's just evil, pure and simple and boy do I miss this in animated movies these days.

[@LordTyph]

His 'tragic backstory' is just 'I got upstaged by a living puppet once, ****** you all, I'm taking your magic.' This dude probably just wanted magic so he could be next level petty.

[@mikoartz5006]

Exactly not all evil characters need a overly complex story to be good

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

"Such a lust for revenge? WHOOOOO?!"

[@juanrodriguez9971]

Exactly, I'm tired of backstories justifying horrible acts, gimme more assholes those I love to hate because they genuinely enjoy what they are doing or just do not care of the consequences of doing it "the easy way".

[@krsynx]

@@juanrodriguez9971 and seeing them be defeated feels satisfying

[@Ash_Mavin]

The fact this could be completely canon is insane

[@williaml840]

The only thing I don’t think he’d do is eat puppies and that’s just because they wouldn’t taste any good and eating all that fur would cause stomach issues.

[@theshipper5797]

@@williaml840 If the market for puppy pie was in demand, I could see him use them for that, but not tell people what's in them, which to me would be even more evil.

[@eddthe9th]

No it seems very in character

[@ablosch2452]

He did actually attempt to shoot a puppy in the face with a crossbow in the movie, so I wouldn't put it past him to eat them too.

[@evangelisthahn3478]

@@williaml840 Well that’s why he skins them first, duh 🤗

[@explodingstopmotion]

Jack Horners reputation has to be loved by the villain community

[@Sruf.]

The elites must be happy, finally getting some well portrayed representation

[@ezakustam]

@@Sruf. If you would put Pol Pot and Pinochet in that category, but understand how they both likely believed themselves to be the common man, I'm right there with you. If you think this applies to only one modern political party, you win the same award Jack got.

[@warbosswurldsmasha5414]

He seems like the kind of guy Joker and Carnage would admire up until they all try to kill each other.

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

@@ezakustam This applies to anyone involved in Federal US politics, the UN, WHO, and WEH.

[@jrcsmash2150]

There’s no denying that Jack is in the top 5 Dreamworks Villains.

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

“How do you think the parents die? I do it! Duh!” That line gets me every time

[@SamuraiDoggo14]

Not even the other guy goes that low and he's LITERALLY DEATH.

[@Ryan-dk5po]

​*straight up*

[@blobfishgang8774]

Yes

[@elizabeth5561]

Batman's origin story

[@devingrandell6037]

Jack is a straight up vibe

[@josephmask3705]

Jack Horner is the living embodiment of Cards Against Humanity

[@brodyratliff7441]

Bro I bet Jack uses that game as a daily schedule

[@bonedude666]

​@Randall Seager Vanossgaming, Jack Horner, and Daffy Duck. The unholy trinity of "What the actual fuck did you just say?"

[@ariesdemiurge]

@@brodyratliff7441 Even better, *he uses it as a tarot deck.* If it says "Bees" he's paying the nearest beekeeper a visit with a flamethrower.

[@animebrat76]

@@brodyratliff7441 he just picks two cards after each task is complete

[@brodyratliff7441]

@@ariesdemiurge I like this one most

[@WalnutAnimations]

How tf does he voice all the characters so accurately

[@Kryll2k]

cuz he's the guy with many voices

[@Peachy_kitten]

Ikrrr

[@fionajudd4123]

Bro do you live under a rock he voices them of course

[@royjranimations8279]

maube cause he specializes in those spefic voice types, I guess

[@Sam0Ra1720]

Bro literally got John Mullaney

[@mynoflambago9779]

I love the fact that Puss in Boots is so adamant to kill Big Jack Horner that he doesn’t even want to be paid to do it

[@huzaifahahmed4303]

"Forget it, I'll gut this psychopath for free" -Puss probably

[@beastwarsFTW]

He probably already had a contract to kill Big Jack considering he says "It's Jack isn't it?" and basically says not to worry about it.

[@tylerpetersen6226]

The payment is the bottomless bag full of magic objects you take from him after the job is done.

[@wildfire9280]

@@beastwarsFTW He’s probably irreparably hurt so many people that an entire country could just chip in 5¢ and that’d be enough for a trillion dollar bounty for Puss.

[@mike_the_animator9379]

@@tylerpetersen6226 what would you do with that bag

[@the_doug_digital]

Seeing Doobus write Jack Horner makes me realize how similar Jack Horner is to his style of comedy

[@humanspider4117]

Oh my god you're right

[@canadianexplores115]

Yeah

[@mrcoldman1515]

Maybe that's why I liked Jack horner the most in the movie

[@troublemakingloons5783]

Yeah

[@goranisacson2502]

I actually saw this sketch out the day before I saw the movie, and I thought this was funny, I heard from previews Jack was VERY evil but I figured this was just Doobus usual brand of exaggarated absurdism. Then I see the movie and BOY did I have egg on my face when it dawns on me that Jack and Ethic practically ARE Doobus-characters. This sketch was not exaggaration or parody- it's just their dynamic. We got Doobus Goobus in my Dreamworks, and it is terrifying AND hilarious.

[@grimace3983]

"I love killing babies but giving women rights is a no-go" this man does not choose sides, he just does what he wants lmao

[@different_stuff]

@Meme University seems like some radical has been offended

[@masterd_flabz7043]

Well If women would do abortions there would be no children to kill, or parents for that matter.

[@different_stuff]

@Meme University seems like some radical has been offended again

[@different_stuff]

@Meme University because they make you mad

[@different_stuff]

@Meme University but there is should be a reason why did you decide to do this

[@TheMonkeyMan7253]

I love how Jack didn't even gloat about being evil. He genuinely just explained his horrible interests and hobbies like they're normal. It's COMPLETELY fitting for Jack's character.

[@Lumberjack_king]

Plus he doesn’t even enjoy doing it he just wants to be that guy the most heinous person to ever exist

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

I feel like the Internet really needed a completely, lucidly, unconceivably psychopathic and good (aka well written) charachter

[@callmecharlie4250]

Personally I'd say he's evil instead of good, but perspectives I guess.

[@theliato3809]

@@callmecharlie4250 Hes good at being bad

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@callmecharlie4250 the good comes from the fact hes the villain we love to hate. He is bad. Simple as

[@JacobVonRoker]

Reminds me of Senator Armstrong, so incredibly clear cut on his morals

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@JacobVonRoker nano

[@Hevenlee]

It was actually a really good touch to add that he doesn't even personally gain pleasure from tormenting children, that's actually a pretty good summary of his character in general. He doesn't explicitly gain any sort of serotonin from his cruel actions but he does it just because it's an option that is there, like making his bakers men act as a bridge when he literally has a bag full of several magical items he could probably have used to make it across the gap haha.

[@Woopor]

He just wants everyone to remember him as “that guy who let his troops die and made a bridge out of the few survivors”

[@MoonPhantom]

He did seem VERY happy when he was using that Phoenix as a flame thrower though. He also seemed pretty delighted when he was about to shoot Perrito. Man I love a good villain who just enjoys being evil.

[@CatNigga]

@@MoonPhantom You'd also be very happy if you had a flamethrower

[@gamingwithjohnrusso3385]

@@MoonPhantom "You- You're not gonna shoot a puppy are you?!" "Yeah in the face, why?"

[@MXdemex]

So basically he's the main character of a video game

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Honestly I loved Jack's reaction to the cricket finally realizing that he is in fact an absolute monster, even calling him that exact thing outright, and Jack basically responds with "took you long enough, dumbass"

[@blizzardblast101]

Then flick's him.

[@sayiantom]

Yeah, same here. It was obvious he could've gotten rid of the cricket at any time, he just kept him around as he found the bug's reactions humourous and was wondering when he would break the poor guy's optimism that there is good in everyone.

[@Vbjoctiz64739]

That was one of the most hilarious things i've seen in the movie imo

[@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020]

as an atheist i find this video insolting and offensive , we atheists can belive that trans womans aren't actualy womans and i hate socialisem because it's unfair and a quick path to dictatorship like what happened in china and russia , when did everything about atheisem got so political ? can i be an atheist without hating my own race of white people ? can i be an atheist without supporting the irrational disgusting LGBTQ who stealing rainbows and science ? can an atheist be a republican ? come on guys , i am not evil . "every leftist claiming to be an atheist but not every atheist is a leftist" "every leftist claiming to be a minority but not every minority is a leftist" "every leftist breathing oxygen but not everyone who breath oxygen is a piece of human garbage"

[@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020]

also christians : "do everything as i say or you will be decended to tortures for eturnity because that is the pure goodness of the god who loves you , enjoy your suffering " "well , they didn't die christian so your parents will go to hell kid , too bad for you sucker " "oh , i am sorry , your dog died by a car accsident ? that one second of free will for this sleeping drunken driver is more important then the life of your dog , maby you should pray on your knees hurder or think about how much you are nothing but worthles human preyer who do not understand the behavior of being like god"

[@NinjaMan47]

I love that it's the reputation for being horrible that motivates him, not the act itself. JH is the kind of guy to sit down and really deduce the most offensive action or opinion to take to generate the most outrage.

[@AlfurAldric2211]

Like a true Redditor.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

​@@AlfurAldric2211 you mean 4Chan?

[@AlfurAldric2211]

@@DakotaofRaptors Let's be honest, there's practically no difference.

[@edcaous]

@@AlfurAldric2211 That doesn't really apply to either of the two, honestly. Reddit: Repeats whatever's the popular opinion of the subreddit, basically an echo chamber run by its moderators 4chan: Popular thing bad

[@AlfurAldric2211]

@@edcaous I mean i just personally don't see any difference between the two because they can be both echo chambers where the most unhinged, sometimes not even trolling "opinions" are held regardless of whether it's actually right just because it generates a reaction. And it seems like they operate on the basis that (reasonably) negative reaction = validity. You are right though.

[@-elirpscalion-2487]

“I love eating puppies, living puppies just to clarify. Love it when they’re alive, and I eat them.”

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I love how specific he was.

[@RainintheBrain]

Now Jack you wouldn't shoot a puppy? Would you?

[@MariOmor1]

@@RainintheBrain Yeah, in the face and the sack, why?

[@imstupid1211]

Literally Asians (this is a joke, don’t cancel me)

[@-elirpscalion-2487]

@@imstupid1211 🤨

[@loafofchihuahua]

0:58 I love how he's just holding a bucket of puppies the whole time

[@ed1434]

Living puppies to clarify.

[@ScuttleBugReal]

@@ed1434 love it when they’re alive

[@Rasp_berri]

@@ScuttleBugReal and he eats them

[@fry4guy421]

I was watching this video with my puppy and the moment she heard that this dude ate living puppies she just walked away whimpering!😂

[@deeznoots6241]

Kentucky Fried Puppies

[@vicenteperez3862]

Jack is such a madlad, thank you for making this animation.

[@ImEncke]

I remember watching this movie with my friend and as jack slowly started dying, me and levon started singing "I'm A Gummy Bear".

[@vicenteperez3862]

@@ImEncke bro's crazy

[@Nate2010]

I love how he's not evil because of some backstory, he's evil because heheh fumny

[@Nate2010]

"You're not gonna shoot a puppy!?" "Yeah, in the face, why?"

[@ladybabe6958]

he's the narcissistic psychopath

[@pyregg1572]

his only backstory was that he got upstaged by Pinocchio but he admitted to having a happy childhood with loving parents and a successful business, so he was practically being ass for the shits and giggles. this guy is the living rep of "you don't need a sad backstory to be a good villain"

[@dandycrow2821]

​@@pyregg1572 "I hate that little wooden puppet!"

[@astralaurora4165]

well, he’s evil because his childhood was so good. he was privileged. the only hardship he faced was Pinocchio.

[@graydoncharlton5491]

The funniest thing is that this is entirely within Jack’s character

[@d1kgaws12]

Jack Horner is basically the embodiment of internet trolls. He pisses everyone off on purpose to get a reaction out of them.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Proper internet trolls; not the ones that send you shock videos for the "lols"

[@yasiegonlastie5483]

@@DakotaofRaptorsomg is the genius themselves HELLO

[@itscebby8882]

😏 Problem?

[@justanotherman6419]

Jack is the living representation that a villain that is evil just fo the sake of it can be an amazing villain

[@hioone]

A villain like that can be good, but like Jack they just need to have a fun personality beyond just being generically evil. That is the thing people forget. It is fine to have a villain who is just a psychopath but even they need to have fun with it and have more to their personality than just kicking puppies all day.

[@terpsidance.]

Jack is Capitalism

[@ablosch2452]

Wasn't Farquad in the first Shrek Movie like that too?

[@terpsidance.]

@@ablosch2452 naw Farquad was more obsessed with having the right appearance and being respected, possibly because of his short stature, acting as a parallel to Shrek and Fiona's journey of body positivity and acceptance.

[@soulknight5330]

Frieza

[@thomasfryer5706]

Can we all just appreciate that the “ethical bug” was amazingly voiced by some random guy who’s only other IMDB credits are production coordinator on Hotel Transylvania 2 and Surfs Up 2, as well as creative director on the Video Game PlanetSide, and that Goobus recreated the voice perfectly?

[@pepperedash4424]

Oddly specific bit of trivia.

[@Mothlord03]

I thought Jerry Seinfeld voiced the bug when I first saw the film. Pretty crazy

[@psycadetelectricman410]

the voice actor himself was clearly doing an impression of Jimmy Stewart

[@maicey_t.]

I loved that he sounded like Jimmy Stewart.

[@DoctorNemmo]

In spanish the voice belongs to Francisco Colmenero, a 90 years old man who has voiced every toon during our childhood. He was wonderful with this character, providing an honest, reliable voice that could also show incredible outrage when necessary.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

Nothing beats Horner's blunt one-liner responses without hesitation. _"Yah, in the face"_ still gets me every time.

[@bonedude666]

"You're not gonna overshadow every other character in the movie, are you Jack?" "Yeah, by a long shot, why?"

[@GenericName0042]

There's something ironically refreshing about getting a comically pure evil character who absolutely revels in their evilness. It's such a fun archetype, and we haven't seen one in a while.

[@imaginationave3687]

0:07 Appreciate the cricket accepting this man's lack of belief before Jack ruined it.

[@Vulcano7965]

"Cricket of christ" is also a great line!

[@fantastictobey]

Respect for all the crewmates he lost on the journey to retrieve these jokes from the Cambodian Temples

[@terpsidance.]

Probably relates to Jack Horner in that regard

[@brainlessappendix4369]

Why is Among us the first thing I thought of when I see this comment. I think my brain has rot.

[@autorobo1000]

@@brainlessappendix4369 AMOGUS. Just get it out, man. Only cure.

[@thischannelisdecommissioned]

Fart noise dot wav *pfthb*

[@dandycrow2821]

Cambodian Temple? Is where Pol Pot is buried? XD

[@a.m.inc.8394]

“You’re not gonna eat a puppy, are ya jack?” “yeah, alive, why?”

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

He gives Aldrich of the deep in ds3 a run for his lunch

[@kalebb1226]

GET IN MEH BELLY!

[@Santana7506]

Jack is one of those irredeemable psychopathic monsters you can’t help but love because he’s an irredeemable psychopathic monster

[@undertow619]

There's gotta be more of them so we can see people give them what they deserve.

[@peterbruck3845]

@polinkenexel6960Of course everyone would love a villain as a character, and not a person, lmao (I even love Jack Horner as a character). If Jack Horner was real, he would be the most hated person in the world, lol

[@gildrax69]

It’s called the golden halo effect

[@Woopor]

It’s because he’s so relatable

[@joshuakim5240]

He reminds me a lot of Palpatine. Batshit insane, absurdly evil, and showing immense joy at being evil to the point of very clearly having fun while doing so thanks to them being such terrible people.

[@MichealAfton1983]

I love how Puss In Boots doesn’t even ask to be payed to kill him, he’ll just do it for free

[@jaworskiricks1784]

I’d do it for free

[@thememejester1792]

What's even funnier is that in the actual movie, it's the cricket that does him in

[@GeraltofRivia22]

I love the detail of the cricket being Christian, since his job is all about forgiveness and redemption.

[@Fear_Maker]

and being useless and annoying

[@woopdashoop9860]

@@Fear_Maker edgy.

[@germanlureag]

@@Fear_Makerthis is the descripción of atheist like jack

[@chunkyburrito4720]

@@wondrousratofbeigecastle354not really, both are equally wrong for insulting each other

[@wondrousratofbeigecastle354]

@@chunkyburrito4720 definitely. I dont remember making that comment

[@Penha-yz8vj]

The look of horror on the cricket's face is pure gold

[@SpeedyTurtle975]

Your impressions of Jack and the cricket sounds so good

[@Good100]

Isn't the impression of the cricket just an impression of Jimmy Stewart?

[@gnbman]

@@Good100 I thought it was Mitch McConnell.

[@acorn_acrom]

his name is JIMINY cricket show some respect on his name smh my head

[@creampuff85]

I agree he does do the impressions well

[@rold-hx8bu]

@@acorn_acrom *Ethical Bug

[@msthecommentator2863]

I told my roommate that this is only a *slight* exaggeration of how evil Jack is in the Puss in Boots movie and their jaw dropped. I emphasized my point by bringing up the scene where he nearly puts a unicorn horn loaded into a crossbow through a dog's head. 💀

[@Noahed_]

"You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Jack?" "Yeah, in the face. Why?"

[@CustomSet101]

Baby unicorn horn to be precise. That Jack cut off himself. And made to pull his carriage.

[@BitrateBilly]

@@CustomSet101 considering what the horn does when it pierces a target, id say he was in the right to cut off the unicorn horns

[@brodyratliff7441]

​@@BitrateBilly he cut off the horns not for the safety of others but because they are sharper than regular unicorn horns

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Ayo it's Miss Comment person

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

Jack Horner was EXACTLY the kind of Disney Villain I was missing in the late 2010s. Not only does he have little to no morals or reason for being evil, but he straight up has fun with his role as the Bad guy and embraces being an irredeemable monster.

[@corneliusmaze-eye2459]

Absolutely. The only other animated villain I can think of who tops him in that regard is Bill Cipher. And if you don't know who he is, don't look him up, watch Gravity Falls and find out. Then you'll understand.

[@pupper1783]

This is the man that responded to the question “y-y-you’re not gonna shoot a puppy are you, Jack?” With “Yeah, In the face, why?”

[@toongrowner1]

Really glad that this character proofed that villains that are just evil for the sake of evil can still work. As megamind once said, what makes a good villain is presentation

[@BigK13372]

Uh, Professor Marmalade? The Kraang? The villains from Del Toro’s Pinnochio movie? Like this trope never went out of style.

[@toongrowner1]

@@BigK13372 And Bill Cypher and many more. But appearently there are people out there who think these kind of villains can't work anymore. Like Villains can only be good if they have a sympathatic backstory or some sort of redemption

[@gelmanbegum9934]

​@@toongrowner1 people like sympathetic ones because they are complex . The non-sympathetic one are not complex .

[@toongrowner1]

@@gelmanbegum9934 But not every character has to be complex to be liked. Look at him from the powerpuff girls or bill cypher from gravity falls. They are not really complex but certainly entertaining to watch, and sometimes thats all you need

[@rommix0]

@@BigK13372 Professor Marmalade was actually a twist villain.

[@dusttalesans932]

Dude, you literally could single handily do a whole movie by yourself.

[@koshavinka2995]

Except when a sexy woman voice is needed

[@laurinha2892]

​@@koshavinka2995 he could do a woman who seems sexy to the other characters but hilarious to the viewers

[@AdmiralWakbar]

Agreed. I would absolutely watch it.

[@whyyaskkwhyy]

I love that you not only credited where you got the joke but felt bad about it like its not an extreme honor to not only have a joke liked by a creator you enjoy but even used and credited.

[@minespatch]

"transparency yaaaaay...."

[@cure4thetitan801]

Giving credit where due is great, but even the person he got it from stole it from somewhere else

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@cure4thetitan801 I stole it from a guy that stole it

[@nil-rev8479]

​​@@DakotaofRaptors "I theifed the theif's thievery"

[@ThePa1riot]

I love how totally in-character all of this is for Jack.

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

0:46 solution: make it mandatory.

[@SilliLilGoober]

Good idea

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

So essentially what Anti-Abortion is standing against in a nutshell. A lack of choice, correct? Though if we’re trying to be as evil as possible, wait until the end of the gestation period, so they have a full 9 months of agony, knowing they’ll see a child perish as it is brutalised with a thousand slashes, right in front of their eyes at the end of it… and hold them hostage in terrible conditions for 2 years since discovery. Though it does give a deadline for those that didn’t want the baby in the first place, And people will try to hide it or try to give birth in secret if they want it, or get the baby aborted illegally if they don’t, because in both cases, they’re probably going to like not being put in a box for 2 years. Also, the issue of it being normalised… Why am I even dealing in this hypothetical?

[@hhjpegg]

coin flip

[@faarisjaber]

@@Aaa-vp6ug -what the actual fuck

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@faarisjaber sorry, I meant to say Anti-abortion-rights.

[@sanreizasangoddo]

The voices of this animation are so good, props to Doobus!

[@dwerical]

Gotta respect Jack for atleast willing to seek help for himself

[@johnthebravesareworldchamp9597]

He didn't want help he just wants people to know he exists

[@lavoschrono8032]

He wasn't there to seek help he just wanted the rep for making a therapist of cricket's caliber willing to call a hitman on him.

[@mayalonde1138]

I believe he just goes from therapist to therapist just to see their reaction from his profound evilness like he he did with cricket

[@fakexanax3218]

Oh no he's just there to ensure therapists need their own therapists

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

If you pay attention to his expression in scenes where he's doing evil stuff with the cricket, you can tell he's getting a kick showing off how evil he is. Also, he clearly LOVES flaunting his collection. His expression when he reveals the phoenix is one of extreme pride.

[@FunniLilFunniMan]

can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men :D

[@M4x_P0w3r]

What do you think goes into the pie?

[@mrcoldman1515]

That's horrible

[@CaidenTube]

@@mrcoldman1515 your wish is horrible

[@jaccetaylor3672]

@@CaidenTubeYOUR HORRIBLE

[@CaidenTube]

@@jaccetaylor3672 your an irredeemable monster!

[@LucifersAngel-mu4mw]

The best part about this is the way he doubles down on EVERY awful thing. "I tell kids they're never gonna see their dead parents again." "but how f-" "I kill the parents duH!" It's so fucking clever. The escalating sincere awfulness of Jack Horner!

[@l3ftward]

i love how jack's character is so classically and transparently evil, it's just so enjoyable to watch

[@samueltrusik3251]

This one character is better than 90% of all shows.

[@tobsonasanya4765]

Nope

[@justsomeD4Cfan]

True

[@ladybabe6958]

jack horner aka The Chaos

[@Rigatoni_toni]

True very true

[@aliceannredacted1572]

Whoever you hired to do the Cricket’s voice is spot on!

[@shadowstrider8295]

That was him, all the voices in this were all him

[@akintar7463]

he hired the guy in the mirror

[@aliceannredacted1572]

@@shadowstrider8295 that’s the joke

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@aliceannredacted1572 Ah, I see, sorry to bother you then. Hard to figure out tone from text and all that

[@legoworks-cg5hk]

@@shadowstrider8295 ye, there are genuinely a lot of stupid people out there

[@oothatguyoo7643]

It's one thing to eat living puppies, it's another to not use dipping sauce... Truly he is a monster

[@zanenevada7327]

And no drink

[@catbatrat1760]

Which sauce is the best for puppies? Is there an objective answer, or is it "to each their own"?

[@catbatrat1760]

@@zanenevada7327 Drinks are f**king expensive, what do you want from him?

[@LordTyph]

I mean, they go fast in this, at least he's not like that one girl who basically tortured sealife while they were alive before eating them. ...I just gave him ideas, didn't I?

[@bonedude666]

I legit thought you voiced the cricket when I first watched the movie. Goes to show not only how recognizable your voice is, but how accurately you can play _any_ character.

[@aidenemerson670]

I feel like anyone could do the cricket's voice, it's pretty easy

[@theillustriouscosmowitch617]

Everyone’s talking about how much the dialogue in this fits Jack’s personality, but is no one gonna talk about the fact that the Christian therapy bug has an actual assassin (Puss in this case) as one of his phone contacts?

[@AlfurAldric2211]

Sometimes, even a cricket of Christ needs to have an emergency in case the client proves to be an issue even therapy can't fix. Like a lucid, overweight man who's definitely aware of his acts.

[@plaguefellow1499]

He made an abortion joke that neither side can get offended at, someone give this man the greatest comedian award.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

To be honest, I was hoping for the opposite effect

[@ALJ9000]

@@DakotaofRaptors Oh, that’s an absolute. You can’t go anywhere on the internet without finding someone pretending to be offended

[@Evan345gdf]

It’s a very old joke

[@Fx_Explains]

​@@ALJ9000how there you! insult us! 😡

[@ALJ9000]

@@Fx_Explains 👋😝👋

[@hoobidibahbidibah8119]

The juxtaposition of Puss' gruff Spanish voice with that extremely derpy look at the end has me cracking up

[@OceanicManiac]

0:38 is this Loss?

[@megaeliminator3260]

Been scrolling a while to find your comment

[@lepeflo8958]

Yes

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

Yes

[@rinkothelad]

Let’s go. Found the comment.

[@dorsnis]

Congratulations, you're famous now

[@OnyxAgainstTheWorld]

"Cricket of Christ" is the funniest thing I've ever heard today.

[@MohamedZayan-zf7yw]

when you realise this is exactly how Jack is and Doobus is in no way exaggerating his character for comedy.

[@benitoswagolini3410]

This feels very in character for Jack

[@JimmmyRaynor]

after watching this I called all my family members and told them how much I love them

[@The7thDraconian]

And for dessert, he has kitten pie. The trick is to bake the pie while the kittens are still alive in order to really amplify the taste of suffering.

[@bonedude666]

And he drinks children's tears. Specifically, the tears of children who just watched Jack kill their dog.

[@BMWqueen751]

As I read this comment I just imagined Jack Horder saying that.

[@disconator2789]

Wasn't there a movie where some kittens were gon abe baked into a pie, it's a pretty old movie tho.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

​@@disconator2789 I think I know what you're talking about and it's been lost media for me too. It's called the rolly Polly pudding I believe.

[@LordSiravant]

That he does evil things while feeling NOTHING WHATSOEVER as he does them is basically textbook sociopathic behavior. Which makes him a perfect unrepentant, irredeemable villain since he has no moral compass with which to feel guilt or remorse.

[@antonhagbox02]

Psychopathic behavior. A sociopath can feel empathy

[@Imidentifiednow]

The voices are so friggen perfect

[@Dragonsting21]

The best (or worst in an morally ethical standpoint) part of this is that this doesn’t feel like a parody of Jack. This is legitimately how he acts in canon. 😂

[@giotte4643]

Love how Jack Horner clarifies his evil acts of immorality

[@nobe9133]

The day I see Jack Horner on analyzing evil is the day I can die happy.

[@syndere6755]

Jack is simply and beautifully a villain who just enjoys being the worst

[@antonhagbox02]

Taking enjoyment implies that he feels something.

[@charliepremostudios8869]

I like how this is basically how Jack would be like in general. Evil and proud of it.

[@burningdisgrace362]

0:38 truly a Loss moment

[@themidnightbanshee5927]

I just love how he's so unapologetically evil, like he didn't even need to be a well written character from the get go cause there's, Lobo Muerte and Goldilocks with their own thing going on

[@brodyratliff7441]

Each antagonist is a different type of villain in movies. Jack is the comically evil villain and comic relief, Goldilocks is the sympathetic villain with there own back story and motivations, and death is the scary as fuck villain that is metaphorically and literally a force of nature that can not be stopped.

[@WILIZIN]

Dude, not only did you capture the essence of each character but your voice impressions are top notch as well! Great job!

[@raydgreenwald7788]

Hey so to answer Jack's abortion debate: if abortion is outlawed women are more likely to do self-abortions, so we get BOTH dead babies AND women causing possibly fatal damage to their bodies; not to mention the unwanted babies that do survive will likely end up in the foster system which will add to their misery. Also as we are seeing with ablrtion bans in the states, maternity doctors are leaving because they don't want to deal with fhe legal issues, so now babies that are wanted are more likely to die due to lack of medical care. Honestly it's a win/win/win/win.

[@miniface]

the way that jack talks to the child when their parents die the paces is funny tbh XD 0:21

[@zigfaust]

He really used the "giving women's rights is a no-go", absolute legend.

[@sirzezin4950]

Based Jack Horner

[@lv1543]

Based jack horner

[@woopdashoop9860]

Based.

[@TheIGITnBLUE]

Freaking. Based.

[@dillonkillen6044]

You gotta wonder why 95 percent of all human civilizations basically gave women no rights. Maybe they were onto something

[@unaclarke6235]

The only thing that could of made the eating living dogs joke even funnier is that if Perro was also in that bucket

[@matteorusso4001]

This is such an accurate discussion that it really could have been in the film.

[@MercWithA_Mouth1996]

We need a sequel soon. This is too perfect.

[@snoooze_buton]

Horner was like " if no one else is gonna do it i will".

[@GingeryGinger]

0:50 can we just appreciate how doobus goobus is able to include such a hot topic without picking (or getting the character to pick) either side?

[@alexcat6685]

I'd say its basically the oppisite reason but same confusion, I don't want to kill babies and I don't want certain women to suffer under pregnancies they had no control of. its jacks perpective just the oppisite moraly.

[@Bacon2000.]

@@alexcat6685 the answer for Jake is to force women to get abortion worst of both worlds no choice and killing babies

[@TomboTime]

well, to be fair somebody else wrote the joke for him

[@bonedude666]

Jack Horner: Neutral Evil

[@daverayz3064]

"a cricket of christ" lmao the impressions are spot on btw

[@deadlyboi1756]

Holy hell doobuses Impressions are just amazing

[@beckybaby200]

0:58 😂 I’m dying

[@artsenalproductions4813]

Big Jack Horner is the fountain of Evil opened for new story villians.😂 I just love how hilarious he is.

[@justgotta7700]

Jack and jiminys thoughts of eating babies “I think it is not cool to kill or eat babies, it is a crime and terrible.” Cricket “If their parents aren’t there, eat them up like a bear.” Jack

[@sannicfann3338]

ok but can we talk about how all three voices are pretty much on point

[@g5girl]

Omg this feels actually like this happened in the movie

[@purplelamb3093]

Those impressions are way to good

[@EpicKing7375]

0:51 Uh oh! He said the gamer words!

[@legionwolf7628]

My brothers and sisters in Christ we can all agree that if he could say this in the movie we know damn well he would😂

[@Broomer52]

Just so we’re all clear God said it’s not good to MURDER PEOPLE. Killing Jack because he poses a threat to your life is fine but theirs also an argument to be made he isn’t human and is simply a Demon in human form.

[@epicbaddiewholovesgod5132]

jack Horner need jesus fr/hj

[@AlfurAldric2211]

@@epicbaddiewholovesgod5132 I don't think even Jesus can help a man like Jack Horner. People like him are too far gone by that point, that the only way is to just leave them up to Lucifer.

[@epicbaddiewholovesgod5132]

@ThatOneAlfur my teacher wants Vladimir putin to come to christ

[@AlfurAldric2211]

@@epicbaddiewholovesgod5132 I'm sorry for your teacher but i don't think even Putin can be saved either.

[@JeremyFinch42]

Well, it's a good thing Doobus gives credit to the people that write some of the jokes. They may have only given a sentence of material, but it was golden and they did it. (Edit) Also, all of these voices are spot on, I have played this more than once, and it honestly sounds like John Mulaney and Antonio Banderas were like, given a donation on a livestream to play this bit out. I had no idea who voiced Jimminy, as for some odd reason the casting list on Google does not list his voice actor. But it's Kevin McCann, which I found odd that it needed a seperate search.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

I'm happier about this than I should be

[@ammonitetheseaserpent3761]

TFW you traumatize your therapist so badly he decides to put a hit on you.

[@potentiallyschizophrenic]

this jack horner is one age rating away from being judge holden.

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

Gotta love how Puss knowing that it’s Jack he’s willing to do the job for free

[@samchiu9918]

Both Doobus and Cwitchy uploading Jack Horner animations within one hour of each other? Today is a good day!

[@mayalonde1138]

When he told cricket how the parents end up dead I made the loudest gasp💀💀 comedy on point

[@sgtwhisker26]

Jack is the good old-fashioned, mustache-twirling, tying damsels to railroad tracks for the Hell of it type of villain that is undoubtedly missing in today’s modern culture

[@darkmatter2542]

That therapist is gonna need a therapist

[@IAteABox]

The Ethical Bug (yes that is his name in the movie) did go through an arc in the movie realizing some people are beyond saving and actually helped deal the final blow to Jack alongside the Phoenix Jack used as a flamethrower

[@GABE_MANIA]

I love how jack is just so irredeemable 😂

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

0:32 loss

[@DakotaofRaptors]

1:15 ayo that's me

[@Jeremy-mh9dm]

What vid did you even comment on??

[@DakotaofRaptors]

​@@Jeremy-mh9dmit was on his community post about Jack

[@Jeremy-mh9dm]

@@DakotaofRaptors oh ok

[@Jayd0993]

How does he do The Ethical Bug’s voice so damn well

[@hikaru9624]

Love the style of your animation! And my god it's a breath of fresh air to have a villain character or antagonist who's a bad guy just because they are and no other reason.

[@Matthewchill]

I love how the movie was so loved that people like goobus started to make funny animations about the movie.