Jack O'neill funny moments

[@LouiseKernow2024]

My favourite line will always be, the arctic stargate, Sam snuggling up to keep him warm and O'Neill says "that is my side arm, I swear" and Sam giggles.

[@kaboom-zf2bl]

i loved the mcgyver jab from carter when in antartica

[@glolinde]

O'Neill: "I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it." Teal'c: *raises eyebrow* O"Neill: "Loose it. It mean, go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO!!!" God, I love that scene so much XD

[@55Quirll]

Love that episode, I think they all had blast making it.

[@Hardcover_Pilot]

"Now we die." "...Well that's a bad plan."

[@LabradorIndependent]

"Did I not say that your plan would be unsuccessful" The most Teal'c "I told you so" ever

[@gokou00716]

Indeed

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

Teal'c's best tongue twister: "Daniel Jackson's preliminary encephalogram proved anomalous." I dare ya to say it. again.

[@Aja85]

"Carter, I can see my house" "General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man" LOL!

[@Ruosteinenknight]

The best part was Hammond didn't respond but just gave long look to Mayborne, making it look like he was seriously considering it.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@Ruosteinenknight The Anti-Bromance between O'Neill and Maybourne was epic.

[@captainnerd6452]

My Dad used to say "for cryin' out loud", and I picked it up myself, so whenever I hear O'Neill say it too, I feel it!

[@ZanTeth55]

General Hammond: "Colonel O'Niell What the hell are you doing?!" Jack: "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING!!" yeah, I loved that line in that episode too!

[@pinkmagicali]

I think is a favourite line of most people. Lol. I personally like Urgo randomly saying “woof”.

[@thoughtsofglought]

2:22 the look on bra'tac's face it looks like he was looking forward to climbing down several decks to the shield generators but Jack ruined that for him.

[@CYBERVISIONSdotCom]

O' Neill: "What Now?" Bratac: "Now we Die" O' Neill: "WELL THAT'S A BAD PLAN...."

[@kaboom-zf2bl]

well jack lying thats for sure

[@GeneralG1810]

LOL love the look on Maybournes face as if he's asking "You're not going to let him are you?"

[@dystopianlucidity4448]

Jack and teal’c getting stuck in the loop was my favorite episode!

[@tiffanyowens99]

Jack: "so help me if I wake up and I'm singing soprano"

[@Miss-nono]

Lol 🤣😂

[@Sinapus]

"You know I'd like to take the opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back."

[@AfnanMAbdullahi]

permission granted 😂😂😂

[@jder06]

For me this is one of the most perfect ways to write comedy spots into a serious action scifi show. These writers new how to place the comedy spots in so that they would not hurt but only enhance the show's entertainment. Now if only the so called writers of Marvels Shield would wake up and learn so that the show won't be cancelled .

[@moonlightguardian]

Jack: now what? Bretac: now we die Jack: well thats a bad plan ._. ...

[@NickDude555]

O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man. *Lengthy Pause* General Hammond: Do it!

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

The unsung heroes of Stargate: Walter and Silas.

[@gerardmdelaney]

Good NCOs keep an organization running.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

Clich'e but from O'neills mouth: "Carter, I can see my house!"

[@selinas.5918]

5:35 "General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man." "Permission granted. GO GET HIM COLONEL!!"

[@jeremybk54]

making funniest moment videos for this character is difficult because 97% of what he says is hilarious in some way

[@Hesitatedeye]

I love the fact he has enough restraint to ask permission first. Although I do prefer Teal'c line to him Maybourne: Teal'c, it's good to see you well. Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you. Maybourne: (visibly afraid) Well... that's interesting.

[@LibertineDeSade]

I miss this show so much!!!! Great video!

[@bthomp5256]

Jack: "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." ROFL Great clips. Miss Jack/RDA so much!!!!!.

[@borgduck]

B Thomp "MISS?", what do you mean? And I acknowledge the fact that I don't want to know the answer.

[@dreed100]

+borgduck he misses jack.

[@borgduck]

dreed100 How ironic. The actor who plays General Hammond, appeared on a transmitted episode of Highlander, as a bad guy, as you wrote this!

[@tuscan9617]

Permission granted!

[@lolnumere]

Last line was impecable

[@DarkMaster32801]

"The shield generators are far below, we must climb down sevel decks, through the bowls of the ship, and then taking our weapons, we must...." Looks at jack as he grabbing a couple grenades... probably in his head... what... is he doing?? Jack's thoughts are probably, Ain't nobody got time for that 😂😂😂

[@Elvisbackpack]

Honestly, a supercut of the first seven seasons from beginning to end is the only real way to include everything, but I doubt KZbin has enough bandwidth for that.

[@borgduck]

MISS & WORSHIP THIS SHOW! like an unofficial god.

[@AliceSparrow100]

Oh yeah, me too!!

[@borgduck]

He certainly brightens up the show!

[@jackgibs5855]

borgduck ...Sarah Jane??

[@jackgibs5855]

borgduck.... Sarah Jane??

[@sisko66002]

I love the last line. It's priceless.

[@commanderdan2319]

2:36 that was my FAVORITE episode

[@BriesMlb_]

“So help me, if I wake up and I’m singing soprano” “Carter, I can see my house”

[@holschermarc]

"General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man" - I see O`neill u are one to speak his mind

[@gibbs63780]

i love Jack O'Neill

[@chrisbingley]

"In the middle of my back swing!"

[@mephysto89]

They missed " IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????? " epic

[@55Quirll]

Gen. Hammond: Permission granted Jack, start beating away!😊😊😊😊

[@gregbolitho9775]

i aplaude jack for his tolerance, i woulda mayfart before now!

[@PianoByKarenMichelle]

"hey pops"

[@mackloyd687]

3 frys short of a happy meal....yep, that pretty much explains it for me at this point in time 😊

[@ZanTeth55]

I love the music in Window of Opportunity

[@Jokie155]

xD One of my favourite lines, because it's so believeable! :D

[@stevepettersen3283]

At 4:44, Jack is wearing his ID (dog) tags incorrectly. Didn't the show have a military advisor?

[@HUNKragor]

How so?

[@stevepettersen3283]

@@HUNKragor One tag goes on the long chain, the second tag goes on a second short chain which is then suspended from the long chain. 17 years in uniform, I know.

[@HUNKragor]

@@stevepettersen3283 I don't doubt that, I just don't know that. Thanks.

[@pinkmagicali]

Is it bad I can still pretty much quote this show word for word.?

[@KyleAButler]

When I saw the mustard ketchup face for the first time I laughed so much I had to sky plus the preceding 5 minuets because I missed it.

[@steztoyz]

Please tell me permission was granted. 🤣

[@DrBujucucack]

best show of all time !!

[@JGG1701]

"Wacko!"😄

[@nitehawk86]

Careful! Be careful.

[@BaseDeltaZero1972]

Mayborn was a brilliant character, him and O'Neill were excellent when on screen together. I suspect that like "Cancer Man/CGB Spender" in the X-Files, Mayborn was never meant to be as important or feature as much as he did...it just turned out that way due to character popularity/fan interest.

[@onkcuf]

Permission granted

[@epicstyle1000]

Permission Granted

[@Kalenz1234]

Even if the tape had worked you'd still use up just as much time because you have to listen to it....

[@Xenophaige_reads]

ok... who disliked this.......

[@GhostBear3067]

Parfett44 Apophis, Ba'al, Anubis, Hathor... The lists of candidates goes on...

[@rebeccaadams2509]

Parfett44 Klorel, Ra, especially Ra. I think he hit the button a few times😀😂

[@0israphel0]

permission granted XD

[@bethclemensen2102]

WACKO! The paper plate mustard ketchup face, always funny. Try it some time (especially with a child fussing annoying everyone, public or at home.)

[@jamesc21051979]

How many times did he say it? O'Neill, 2 "L's"

[@jimmayykinney]

James Clarke actually, there's a good reason for that In the earlier Stargate movie, the credits had O'Niel, with ONE L

[@JayeMallard619]

I can think of only 3.. In S2E9(Secrets) when he tells the reporter that if he's gonna go ahead with the story, he wants him to get one thing right, "It's O'neill, with 2 "l"s. There's another Col. O'neil with only one "l". He has no sense of humor at all" (which was probably a nudge at the O'neill Kurt Russell played in the feature), then in S5E10(2001) at the end when Kinsey is bitching and threatening O'neill with an investigation, to which he replies "That'd be fine. "O'neill", with two "l"s" (while holding up 3 fingers.. ;)), and then in S6E6(Abyss) when Baal asks him his name and he says "Col. Jack O'neill, U.S. air force. 2 "l"s in that."

[@GeneralG1810]

Jack O'Niel funny moments.... You might as well play the whole show

[@shadowsenzor]

@narutoandavatarrocks I'm preety sure its this - Clip 1 - Within the serpents grasp Clip 2 - seth Clip 3 - Windows OF Opportunity Clip 4 - The Serpents Lair Clip 5 is again from Windows OF Opportunity Clip 6 - Seth again Clip 7 Failsafe Clip 8 - I think its from Bane

[@SamN43GH]

So help me if I wake up singing soprano

[@philip-op6de]

I always wondered why the Goa’uld tried capturing SG1 every time instead of just executing them while SG1 always came out shooting

[@Cheezsoup]

Now in SUPERPOTATOVISION.

[@coolkavish]

Last scene, which episode is that from?

[@Sandbag123]

can you list all the eps that u used? ty!

[@jara6642]

Where did you take the videos from? The quality 's great! Oh , and by the way I really enjoyed this vid , thanks

[@geccolosky9644]

1:45 5:23 Best ones😂😂😂😂😂

[@SGFaunit]

can u get the ori stories or season 9 - 10

[@Fischdosepremium]

true...

[@Onefuturist]

Carter, I can see my house!

[@carlsmithii536]

1:49

[@SrBlackbird100]

Hey paps

[@Fred_Lougee]

Mayborn

[@shadowsenzor]

I agree :P

[@GeneralG1810]

OMG LOL I hang my head in shame 8(

[@allerfokki9226]

Здравствуйте,далеко не Ba,al.

[@friik100]

Well, maybe not in this particular video, but the technology was invented in 1970-1985. Also CRT monitor does not mean that it is not touchscreen: watch?v=KULQbw_OWQ8

[@drgmecc]

Mmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Probably shouldn't. Mmmmmm.

[@n7nobodycats]

wtf was this recorded on? an android?

[@Eugene_Slutiak]

I love O'Nil. Translate to Ukraine or Russia. Please

[@funnyguy3D]

The Quality is Ass.

[@bobdown5069]

O'Niell Two L's!