Jack White - No Name NO REVIEW

[@PatrickLiu-cu3is]

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[@PatrickLiu-cu3is]

no comment here

[@nikon1nja]

uncommentable

[@gorbusjeebus]

tru..

[@jahterminatedlmao5473]

fuck, man

[@asmodeusguys4472]

That's facts tho

[@bobataco210]

Jack White is the first artist to get a yellow flannel without getting reviewed. what an accomplishment

[@hogrider2172]

Mckinley dixon? I could be wrong, i forgot what fantano gave him

[@yTV-d4h]

he stil got one though.

[@joachimb5721]

You have to look at the details. The shirt is open.

[@twite5462]

Not true, I got one at target once

[@GizzyDillespee]

No... No name

[@goldenage1000]

Dropping Unreviewable 2 and No Review the same night is like when Family Matters and Meet the Grahams did the same thing a few months back; this is truly a iconic moment.

[@venomase5572]

I actually believed you😭

[@synmeow]

​@@venomase5572they didnt lie tho

[@Cdr2002]

More like Meet the Grahams followed by Not Like Us

[@moorederodeo]

Yeah, I thought they were the same video and he renamed it

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

@@venomase5572 He did drop unreviewable 2 though, it’s just on Fantano instead of Needledrop

[@mequana]

0:07 Kendrick

[@fentanylfrog8403]

Bro loves TPAB so much he thinks he Kendrick 😭

[@IlIeven]

NO!

[@ozika2]

NO!

[@mequana]

Speaking of that by the way *where tf is Tha Carter VI FFS*

[@fentanylfrog8403]

@@mequana Oh sorry bro I had it in my Dropbox

[@relativelysoundpodcast]

Jack is one of those artists where Anthony can give him a 9 for stepping outside of his comfort zone with an album like Boarding House Reach…but also give him a 9 for returning to his roots. Jack is a wizard.

[@drinfernodds]

This Jack White guy seems to be pretty good at this whole music thing. Maybe he can become an opener for Cory Feldman if he plays his cards right.

[@Jakeyisdead]

​@@drinfernoddsJack wishes he was in Corys level

[@relativelysoundpodcast]

@@drinfernodds Jack’s gonna have to start practicing his moonwalking if he wants to go up against Cory

[@chim-choo-ree]

He also gave Sepultura "Roots" a 9, so do with that what you will.

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

​@@chim-choo-reeeven better

[@winterfreas7504]

We all know what this is Nevermind

[@tyunpeters3170]

We thought we did

[@kkb_7267]

Why? It's like 30 years old and it's not even classics week

[@treyelledge]

nice pfp

[@shub39]

nicola samori based momint

[@scarslikereminders]

welcome back Nirvana

[@wirdoasymmetry]

I miss the old days when anthony would give us album reviews

[@maekkis]

this new era seems like a great change of formula imo

[@wirdoasymmetry]

@@maekkis Its a ballsy move !

[@Cdr2002]

They’re in the battle pass dude

[@Majigitajog]

@@wirdoasymmetry Hang on hang on. Do you miss it, or are you shooting for top comment?

[@FabulousResults]

I miss the old Fanye

[@skapybara]

Anthony looks genuinely blown away. Like he needed a cigarette after listening to it.

[@eddiedingle767]

Are ciggies vegan?

[@ConlanHale]

last I checked, tobacco is indeed a plant

[@greenonionbabey]

​@@eddiedingle767no they cant consent to being eaten

[@billhicks8]

^ when you were a teenager and had to try out jokes to see if they'd land rather than just being funny

[@obtusemooose]

​@@billhicks8yup

[@avinashmysore1703]

This is actually one of the hardest fucking albums ever. The whole rollout everything, just raw af.

[@AyyyGabagool]

Music baby. Just pure music

[@citrous]

its so boring tho i dont get it. listened to the album this morning and i dont remember any of it. just sounds like more jack white

[@ppppppqqqppp]

​@@citrousgenuinely this has convinced me to go check it out brainlets complaining about art being boring is almost always a guarantee that it's gonna be some of the most interesting shit I've ever seen or heard

[@citrous]

@@ppppppqqqppp haha good for you. anthonys review convinced me to go check it out but it literally did nothing for me. let me know what part of it is really good because it just sounds so one dimensional and bland to me

[@AyyyGabagool]

@@citrous not a true enjoyer of music

[@Someursault]

I thought Noname didn't want to play concerts for White. Now she's collaborating with him on a whole album? Make up your mind, girl.

[@spookygal777]

lmaooo

[@Night5225]

This comment will never receive the love it deserves but know that I’ll remember this for at least a couple years.

[@nicholaspalacio9672]

This is real good

[@estebanrodriguez1456]

😭😭😭

[@xddx1694]

If it was vultures 2 you would’ve cried and died Edit: vultures 2 is so fucking ass Kanye gotta like retire or smth this is bad

[@bobataco210]

@@xddx1694 he reviewed it on his other channel :)

[@saicharan3359]

...and fried

[@davidvasquez7438]

Vultures 2 ain't even get on the main channl he put the review on his second 😭

[@GuineaPigMan2]

@@davidvasquez7438 Cuz he got it right the 1st time 4 months ago lmao

[@isaacargesmith8217]

it got side channeled

[@Mdhaze3]

Archbishop Harold Holmes is actually my fav from the record! Would have fit in perfectly on Elephant

[@joshpenn1]

such a great track, very interesting lyrically too - especially with jack whites catholic background

[@matthzzz95]

To me it feels like the new Icky Thump

[@jessemathieu1594]

It’s a fan favorite on the jack white Reddit

[@s.k.393]

My favourite so far.

[@Monroah]

Using a bait to start a bit and that eventually becoming "by the way, this album kicks ass" is probably the most wholesome thing to come out of the Unreviewable/No Review saga.

[@SageReiger]

Even though I love Jack White’s experimental work, it felt so exciting to hear Jack go back to the styles of The White Stripes with some of his best songwriting yet. It was the first new release I waited in line at a record store to get the day it came out.

[@Nonesuch03]

I'm so torn on the two sounds. I liked "fear of the dawn" because it seemed to take everything he learned from boarding house reach and blended it with his old stuff. I'd love to see more of that, but this is the perfect time for a "back to basics" record. It will make it even better if he does another album like that.

[@williamhornabrook8081]

Now that Tenacious D is dead and buried, Jack White and Jack Black can do a collab album called Jack Grey.

[@joaquin5929]

It could’ve happened at the same time 😀

[@selfaware7617]

you should be top comment lmao

[@anothertwunt]

I'm expecting a tour next year with an updated version of Kyle quit the band

[@fullmetal929]

Man, that whole thing was such a colossal overreaction. The dude made a joke that didn't land right. Sometimes something sounds funny in your head and then sounds fucked up when it comes out of your mouth. Not to mention, lets not pretend here like TONS of other ppl didn't make the same joke; people joke about people (politicians in particular) dying all the fuckin time. Like, sure, it wasn't great, but even Trump himself has said WAY worse shit dozens of times over .

[@CompleteProducer84]

Makes me wonder what a crossover comedy special with Ron White and Ron Burgundy would be called

[@BlastedBS]

unreviewable 2 and no review in the same day…we are eating so good

[@nicholasevans4244]

wait until you see what comes next

[@n8nja835]

we need yes review next

[@superchargedmvp2984]

bro forgot how to review?? what the hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@aaronquest9514]

i genuinely dont think ive seen the melon be this excited

[@benjiusofficial]

I think the last time was TPAB or Daughters.

[@regularburns]

he should have given it the 10/10 treatment

[@xXCrimsonArkXx]

This year is INSANE for music, it’s like everyone collectively agreed to drop in 2024.

[@MasDouc]

Wish boards of Canada got that memo

[@NicopolidisFB]

If this was a review, it would’ve been a 10

[@abbreviateddisc]

You’re so wrong about Archbishop Harold Holmes, it rips!

[@dendiron1426]

Literally my favorite track

[@AceHuman]

Same, I enjoyed it the most. The riffs here are so nice, and the driving beat really adds a lot.

[@JamieSwitzer]

It's one of the best tracks!

[@thunderousmountain3351]

Right?! And he didn't even mention Terminal Archemeny Endling!

[@CrispyLlamasMedia]

facts

[@willkeener3090]

A third unreviewable album this year already??????? What a time to be alive

[@josephbartholomew]

It's not unreviewable, it's not a review. There's nothing to review.

[@mequana]

No review ≠ unreviewable

[@willkeener3090]

@@josephbartholomew no

[@willkeener3090]

@@mequana no

[@himynameisjohn]

Why are you getting upvotes lol? You missed the point of this video

[@renapeppers20]

OMFG HE GAVE IT A NINE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[@VIRAX200394]

If this was a review obviously, which is not.

[@renapeppers20]

@@VIRAX200394 unfortunate 🥺

[@ChrisNorwood3]

@10:59 ...is a vampire.

[@camakazeeee]

Billy Corgan is also a melon

[@JaeHavoc]

Aghhh just read this while I heard that and had the same thought

[@magicLP76]

This didn’t get a 10 cuz Archbishop Harold Holmes drags on?!?! Bruh that track isn’t even 3 minutes long!

[@jdg1251]

Honestly I think it's a banger, Jack's singing is so entrancing

[@magicLP76]

⁠​⁠@@jdg1251The lyrics are absolutely unhinged. It’s like he’s singing a chain email from my grandma and I love it!

[@opossum_elysium]

Absolutely love that track, I want more of Jack doin spoken word bordering on rap

[@MantisGiant]

best track imo

[@turtle9294]

Saw him in detroit the other night, dude never left his prime it seems.

[@arrolate]

WHAAAAAAT??? I can't believe you gave a 9 to

[@AyyyGabagool]

The

[@jonathanmessina8355]

@@AyyyGabagoolto what?

[@AyyyGabagool]

@@jonathanmessina8355 the

[@whitepony-f9w]

@@jonathanmessina8355 To the

[@Leaferr]

@@jonathanmessina8355 to

[@go2damoon555]

Archbishop Harold Holmes is amazing you’re bugging melon

[@epicfail1526]

Archbishop Harold Holmes is actually by far my favorite track. It's so wacky and weird, there's some fun rhyme schemes in there. It didn't get old or repetitive for me at all. Or at least, that's what I would think... if this album existed, or had a name.

[@TheFortyFiveFix]

The whole schtick of making a song that sounds like a preacher rambling over some guitar and drums is super played out, and yet Jack found a way to make it fresh. This whole album is such a pleasant surprise, even for someone who loved his last few.

[@Mathren1]

The album steps on the gas from the start and doesn’t let off. Pretty cool that Jack’s daughter Scarlett is credited as the bassist on Archbishop Harold Holmes, too.

[@JamieSwitzer]

"I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS gOiNg To Be VuLtUrEs 2"

[@benjiusofficial]

If Vultures 2 is so good, why isn't there Vultures 2 2

[@milesomoruyi9435]

@@benjiusofficialYou mean Vultures 2²?

[@butterschunkmcdonalds5333]

This album was a legitimate 10 for me. Funny enough I was never big on The White Stripes & Haven't heard much of Jack's solo material myself, But this album man...Legit every track absolutely slapped, LOVE his crunchy tones throughout, First album in a while that made me immediately pick up my guitar and start jamming out after listening. Super inspiring. Awesome, Awesome album.

[@JamieSwitzer]

Listen to Jack's solo material. And give a relisten to White Stripes albums.

[@butterschunkmcdonalds5333]

@@JamieSwitzer I will def give his solo stuff and his White Stripes material a listen. Back in the 00's I was still a teen and was pretty narrow minded, I only listened to heavy metal and anything that wasn't in that lane I totally dismissed. As an adult, I look back and cringe at that phase of my life lol I have a feeling I'll really enjoy his music today

[@allanm2064]

Couldn’t have said it batter. Album rips and I haven’t dug jack in a bit

[@mythicaljabroni1464]

Bro, I’ve done the exact same. I’ve been trying to figure out the intro to old scratch blues for a minute now, watching live footage to figure it out. It got me to pick my guitar back up and get into it but I feel like jack white has always had that impact on me when I listen to his music.

[@b_sway]

“Ceci n'est pas une review” is actually a genius description ngl

[@siobhantaylor4109]

Agreed, I want to photoshop a pipe in.

[@MattRanks]

Anthony remember when joji baked a cake with your toenails in it

[@HeyHeyChey]

The think that shockee me the most was the way he cuts them 😮😮😮

[@AIbertian]

“Subscribe and please don’t cry” you made me cry fantano ☹️

[@JLChaos]

I thought this was Vultures 2 for a second 😭

[@e7193]

that’s the point genius

[@TBLIVIN]

Be nice

[@anotheryoutubeuser]

​@@e7193I don't think so. He is going off of Jack White calling his new album No Name by titling the review No Review.

[@j2k14]

​@@anotheryoutubeuseror maybe the point is that he's doing both at once

[@anotheryoutubeuser]

@@j2k14 NO! The simplest explanation is the correct one.

[@thunderousmountain3351]

No Name is great, I just hope Jack White doesn't feel discouraged from being his fully weird self on future albums. I enjoy it when I can hear him clearly having fun playing around with eclectic ideas, so Boarding House Reach was my favorite album of his, and I enjoyed Fear of the Dawn and parts of Entering Heaven Alive for the same reason. No Name deserves the praise, we got 13 tracks of classic bangers, now let's step back and let Jack White get super weird on the next album.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

I get the point you're making, especially because of the acclaim it's getting, but I don't think there's any chance that JACK WHITE would feel discouraged from experimenting. Yes, it's looking to the past quite a bit, but I wouldn't say this is going back to a comfort zone or anything.

[@thunderousmountain3351]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. I agree that it’s unlikely anything could stop Jack White from being Jack White. 😂 I would just like the fanbase to be more supportive when he’s experimental in the future.

[@beTORCHINem]

Let? You think this album was something forced upon him by the likes of you? Interesting. Never underestimate someone's ability to insert themselves as "important". Lol , that's adorable. To think he doesn't do exactly wtf he wants.. crazy kids mayne

[@metabolicraged]

Just enjoy the music

[@thunderousmountain3351]

@@beTORCHINem I feel like you only partially read my comment before deciding to comment something sassy, lol.

[@KrakoaPresident]

Brat is your favorite Kanye record, admit it

[@ShoujoSnail]

this honestly might be his best album, solo or not 😳

[@nayboi_]

I’d say it’s def top 2. The only white stripes album that’s as fire front to back is Elephant. Elephant is a 10 imo

[@lilpajsandpeary9259]

@ nayboi i love elephant

[@jaymeade_]

Jack is a madman for just casually yeeting this album to us with no hesitation no notice no release theatrics (and no paywall, he told the fans to rip it off the vinyl and throw it on youtube) and it’s one of his best works in his entire career.

[@InsignificantNick]

Remember when Fantano and TheReportoftheWeek both reviewed Boarding House Reach and had a fun little beef? That was nice.

[@BrainofChi]

Calling Jack White the Willy Wonka of music is somehow… completely accurate damn

[@Wunderfizz.]

This album deserved a 10. It’s fucking incredible

[@kylemullet1]

first thought when I heard this album was "he's either gonna give it a 9 or a 6". I'm glad it was the former

[@callmeviper7723]

Just flip the albums upside down and it’s a 6 then.

[@bumblingberry]

I am predicting you will eventually bump this one up to a 10. Amazing record. Jack has one of the most consistently amazing discographies.

[@Picobits]

7:53 For Sale? (Interlude)

[@743757]

1:40 Well, what did you expect from Jack WHITE

[@whiitenoise629]

HOLY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kubahavelka9556]

Anthony in his "I ain't reviewing shit!" era

[@daveteves]

This video title is a nightmare for SEO

[@fox-pixarmedia3422]

What the HECK is an SEO

[@kidnamedfingor]

@@fox-pixarmedia3422 search engine optimisation

[@selfaware7617]

The best part of the album is that it sounds like my cassette tapes

[@Zoombeanie132]

Honestly I think its on par with the white stripes material. Its a fantastic project, i'm kinda blown away.

[@sussyamogussy4511]

Should've had it just be a white screen for 11:34

[@ElSuperNova23]

The story about how this record was distributed is great lol, it'd be forgotten as a gimmick if it sucked but ITS A BANGER

[@sammy8749]

No comment.

[@rawanalahmed8086]

No reply comment

[@HaturnAhheadns]

Absolutely nothing down here. Not a thing

[@mattshreky5963]

If this album was called melon would’ve gave it a 9

[@thedreschcode5713]

Definite album of the year candidate…if this album existed…which, y’know, it doesn’t…so I don’t know what the hell to do now. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@transistortion4327]

Jack is the embodiment of what rock should be and is, no gimmicks, no bs, just music, pay tribute to the past (his own past at this point) but keep your head on the future, search sounds and dont be comfortable! great review melon

[@saulgoodman5814]

Whaaat Archbishop Harold Holmes was my favorite track! The vocal delivery is so strange and great! IMO the album is a 10

[@Mindyours1999]

The way he high key geeked out about it and tried to play it off is so wholesome 😭

[@Camo_bomb]

This would be a really cool review if there was one

[@phillipbell4394]

In the sea of people asking for Vultures 2, I will continue to humbly ask for the Tems debut Born in the Wild. It’s Afrobeat with Sade influence what’s not to love there?

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Jack White _would be_ the guy to write the first "Schrodinger's Album." The music both is and is not produced.

[@anonymous_3856]

“i thought it was vultures 2 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓”

[@sica7093]

he posted then deleted it i believe

[@SomeGuy-kj8dp]

It's on his second channel.

[@dylannn15]

thought this was vultures 2 for a second

[@SocialCreditScore]

This has been such a huge summer for rap and then the rock album of maybe the last few years drops out of no where?

[@MisterJoshuaTree]

Finally, my nothing has not arrived

[@designate_om]

4:28 surely you mean jack to basics

[@brandonmeng3998]

best non-review ever... BUT Archbishop Harold Holmes is an amazing track, might be the best on the record. Next Let's Argue should be whether Jack White is a legit rapper and where he stacks among other rappers. Standout tracks include: Archbishop Harold Holmes Ice Station Zebra Hi-De-Ho (feat. Q-tip) .. okay Jack didn't rap in this one but he produced it and it's a legit rap track on that album, it deserves attention Black Bat Licorice Icky Thump These are fire tracks, you can't convince me otherwise

[@RachelSeun]

Absolutely loving Jack’s new record; takes me back to the Elephant album days for sure. Tonight (Was a Long Time), Old Scratch Blues & Terminal Archenemy Endling are the standouts for me

[@vxxiii4160]

I bet this is probs gonna be in Fantano's top 10 albums of the year.

[@HarrisonSim]

this is the third best white stripes record

[@allentastic]

Curious as to what your first two are

[@dendiron1426]

@@allentastic Probably Elephant and White Bloodcells, mayyybee De Stijl

[@erin4now]

​@@dendiron1426 great picks. De Stijl and Icky Thump are my fav White Stripes records but Boarding House Reach is my favorite Jack White project overall. given enough time No Name might be a close second or third ngl

[@obtusemooose]

if youre not blinded by nostalgia it clears those sorry

[@metabolicraged]

I'm that psycho who is a Get Behind Me Satan enjoyer

[@jackf1215]

My name is Jack, so I just liked being able to watch this video while acting like Anthony is talking about me. 💀

[@Vuduthulhu]

The willy wonka of music is the best description

[@WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE]

Seeing him live this week, good to knpw I can like the music

[@amazinhaydz2032]

Always enjoyed Jack White so has my dad I probably recognize every song on his discography from how much he's been played to me

[@GuitarbenderS]

yeah this album ruled.

[@jordanmaylath8150]

Saw the album art and thought that Fantano was finally giving a re-review for MBV Maybe someday heh

[@patrick4510]

Unbottoned flannel era?

[@JM-vr9qp]

The fact that Danny brown said this shit was fire is enough for me to want to listen to it

[@AlexDrivas]

rly? thats awesome

[@JM-vr9qp]

@@AlexDrivas yeah it’s on his ig, he has a segment where he just shouts out music he’s listening to recently

[@BenjaminDover2024]

if this was a review, it would be a review

[@blackmagicmojo682]

This might be my favorite non review ever mad. You made me feel like a fan when I first heard him and didn't have the woyto back him. Such an artist that taps on raw emotion. Nostalgic was one of the many themes that were prevalent and what music will always need. Jack can always deliver that

[@mierardi88]

Dang, I'd be super hyped for this album if he actually reviewed it, I love Jack White!

[@i_am_a_music_maker5212]

Dude this is so good

[@Danjoker.]

I Agree. The book was better.

[@mogullll]

the timing of this couldn't have been better

[@StankTank-pe8fv]

If it was called You would've given it a 10

[@andrelgeant3038]

The unbuttoned shirt is giving real “Pitbull” vibes here

[@gustavoibarracarrizalez]

C'est définitivement une review 🧐🇫🇷🥖

[@derekrose3328]

Also, remember when Greenday dropped that album with the marketing of, “Pure rock! No trap beats!” and the album sounded like dads with dad bods with Coors Light at the little league game? What Greenday wanted to do there is what this album actually is.

[@user-s1qu4uele]

Jack did it again

[@TheChuckMcBeef]

Did what?

[@Robot_Eva]

​@@TheChuckMcBeefIt.

[@brendantarp]

DECENT 9??? I gotta spin this asap

[@pedrolotto1355]

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE VULTURES 2 :(

[@damien388]

Yellow flannel dead giveaway

[@Koblac]

He has a "review"ish thing on his other channel

[@JLChaos]

@@Koblache didn’t listen to the music its not a review

[@josephbartholomew]

That's on the second channel

[@anonymous_3856]

who gives a fk

[@grizzlysparks7117]

All jokes aside. This is legit one of my favorite albums of the year so far. Some of whites best song writing of his career in my opinion. When he pulled out that third man copy I was just like “mother fucker”

[@suziesword5561]

It's f'ing fantastic

[@shane505]

Thanks, been listening to it all day. Its banger after banger. Rock album of the year, no contest, for me.

[@guywithasukapfp7835]

guys i think there is no review🤔

[@joshcraft197]

Rites of Spring mentioned

[@oct_nate]

Yes review

[@thomaskane9464]

I think he’s been showing a re interest in this raucous, simple “white stripes” rock for awhile now. I’m thinking particularly of that snl performance he did two years ago. He just hasn’t had it as a priority to give it studio time yet.

[@j5jackson878]

7:13 Did bruh just lowkey grab his nipple and act like it wasnt wven happening?

[@KatchingKarma]

Jack White understandably gets the man hot and bothered

[@SirRonJeremiah1er]

We all knows Reviewbrah can be the only one to review a Jack White album