[YTP] Golden Cringe ep.1

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

0:51 "If you want an N-word pass, hit me up" This is how Avdol gave his N-word pass to Jotaro

[@donutdynosaur4363]

He should've given it to joseph since that man cannot stop saying the N-word, specially when he runs away

[@KOCChristian]

Donut Dynosaur Smokey proved him the platinum card

[@donutdynosaur4363]

@@KOCChristian It ran out, you can only use it 69 times and he did it 420 times so he is WAY over the limit, plus smokey became obama meaning he can't just give out anymore of those cards without the people being jelous

[@esalvador4197]

Ni a

[@JosukeHigashikata4]

Found you

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

"You're JoJo, right?" "No, you're JoJo" "👀"

[@yuricock]

*laughs at two identical rocks in the middle of a desert*

[@ranzurithegreat2717]

@@yuricock then Giorno turned into the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

didnt he say "jojoke"?

[@yuricock]

Luffydestroyer The Memelord I think that's why Giorno was confused

[@flamingcat1101]

@@ranzurithegreat2717 he calls himself PickleGiorno

[@0xVENx0]

dio killed avdol first so he doesnt leak the n word pass to the joestar blood line

[@Nube_Morada]

What Dio didn't know is that Smokey already gave the n-word pass to the Joestars when he met Joseph

[@averagecat4220]

yoloytb I mean, you can't spell Nigerundayo without the n-word in it

[@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256]

DA WAE PFP YES

[@polaris4864]

STOP FOLLOWING ME

[@chadfishfruit]

Smokey already gave it to them

[@themerchantof1175]

Every thing sucks, I can’t go outside every thing is closed and I’m bored as hell can’t anyone help me- *golden wind plays in the distance* J-JACK DURIPPA!!!

[@kaboomkomicsofficial7022]

JACKU DURRIPA SAN?!?!?!!

[@michaelmoore4043]

This is a average day for me

[@Erick-Leda]

Jack Duripper: "YES I AM !"

[@dilfasriel6354]

BRRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAAHHHH

[@somerandomduck8048]

“If you were to find a bag in this train, a bag inside a bag..” -Bucciarati 2020

[@matthewthomas925]

secure da bag

[@matthewcheung7888]

The train IS the bag

[@kingcoveryepic]

Matthew Cheung true

[@i_have_so_much_to_give4632]

@@matthewcheung7888 a train is a steel bag full of humans

[@ashansaki4058]

It depends what's in the bag that was in the bag that was in THAT bag If it was a bag inside the bag, then no...i wouldn't turn it in

[@philipscdi2029]

1:26 I love the detail in this joke In the anime, they changed DIO's picture to be the same as the one Joseph showed Jotaro and Holly in the cafe Jack pulled the same stunt by playcing this very image in both pictures

[@banishingwarden]

GAHAHAHA, YEAHH OMFG I REMEMBER but isnt that jonathan's...?

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

Ikr

[@cutecommie]

*Massive Joestar shlong*

[@banishingwarden]

@@cutecommie Okay how about ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ

[@starbluelight12yearsago39]

But , who took it for him ? I don't know how pucci would feel about that

[@TheShuckmeister]

0:20 oh wait?..

[@JackDuripper]

Meme already outdated pfp changes too fast!

[@grats-c6693]

Why is this comment have so little likes?

[@mysteriousmerchant9684]

Hmm, interesting.

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

I come with an announcement, i chariot requiem will mutate humanity into being able to evolve into anime cat girls, that is all

[@jamesslack8308]

Oh hey!

[@pipple_]

2:08 i lost it when i saw the background-

[@grentreem3096]

lmao

[@seabassjames8222]

That's just Italy on the way to McDonald's

[@queenalpaca6873]

PIO SISJSSBSJSHHWYWGSGSHZHSGSGBSNZJZHDHD

[@pipple_]

@@queenalpaca6873 SOG HIII

[@zacky1010]

Let's take a moment to appreciate how flawless that delivery is of 'Leaky-Dick Luca'.

[@dukenukem36]

Dont

[@NewbyTon]

I am Giorno Giovanna, have a dream To commit cring

[@bryantvega962]

I, Giorno Giovanna, am having a cringe attack

[@burney7998]

time stamp?

[@bryantvega962]

@@burney7998 wtf do you mean time stamp?

[@kamikazi6299]

@RATTLE ME SPOONS its 0:01 for mobile

[@giornogiovanna6642]

Yes I do have that dream

[@jermasus]

1:57 and then he used Gold Experience to turn himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@CherryBun0325]

Sheev Palpatine and then we saw two identical rocks in the desert; funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@burntcinnamon1735]

Funny thing about that is that Bruno's English VA actually did say that in character once

[@meggubravo8373]

That's cool and all But what about the Tragedy of Darth Plaguese the Wise

[@LemoneMan]

That's not just any pickle he's.. hes... .... PICKLE RICK!!!!!

[@dolan3623]

Bruno: "what's with you all? jealous or something?" Proceeds to lick all the passengers' sweat

[@tannokie40]

HE'S BACK BOIS

[@grassess595]

INDEED HE IS

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@grassess595 indeed dio

[@nocknmae]

YEHEA BOI

[@hollowshell01]

Just when we all thought Avdol died.

[@silverchariotova2900]

No! I am not!

[@carelessanonymous6570]

I laughed way harder than I shouldve at 1:00

[@WickedPhase]

Careless Anonymous The car crunching got me good lmao

[@randomnoob1833]

I laughed way harder than I should have at 2:00

[@knuxol3894]

Parte 5 *FINe*

[@jar10.1]

THE FORBIDDEN KOICHI WALK

[@supertrike5893]

Basically my nerves whenever I hear Koichi say Reverb instead of the ECHOS

[@Silvanatorr]

Golden Wind, but instead of fighting for stand arrows, they're fighting for n word passes

[@MotaSama]

1:25 Legends say that Pucci took the picture and gave dio a n -word pass.

[@mettatonneo1147]

Now I willingly want to hear the actors say the dubbed names because you’re making the Part 5 YTP

[@daskampffredchen]

ZIPPER MAN!!!

[@justsaying6341]

Das Kampffredchen eMpErOr CrImSoN

[@notamobilesprout4175]

It honestly sounds better than I thought it would when I watched it

[@mettatonneo1147]

*mEtAlLiC*

[@justsaying6341]

Mettaton NEO11 S P I C Y L A D Y

[@gullucan6374]

0:17 this is fits in perfectly

[@MotivatedVergilSparda]

*Me trying to have a normal conversation* Girl: "So what do you want to talk about?" Me out of a sudden: 2:01

[@TheFloors202]

Lmao

[@pacificgrim4661]

1:48 A bag that had a bag inside *Spongebob Chocolate Flashbacks*

[@netherdominater9960]

_a bag that had a bag that had a baga bag that had a bag that had a baga bag that had a bag that had a baga bag that had a bag that had a baga bag that had a bag that had a baga bag that had a bag that had a bag that had a chocolate bar inside_

[@nolongerusing7430]

1:59 part 5 takes place in 2001, so Bruno must’ve unzipped time to get a PS4 game early then.

[@JackDuripper]

It really is a special Knack

[@meggubravo8373]

Part 5 takes place in 2005

[@nolongerusing7430]

@@meggubravo8373 no it's 2001.

[@ethanharris1903]

2:08 Gotta appreciate the Minecraft background

[@grentreem3096]

have a lmao

[@lunarkomet]

That was blended in there so well I didn't notice at all

[@knuxol3894]

Who built the bg

[@kerbonaut2059]

0:16 When Soldier mains hear the Covid-19 killed Rick May (May he rest in peace, you maginificent Bastard.)

[@ZeBanded]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

[@loganbrunton1463]

Luka did hit the market garden tho

[@surrk1057]

Logan Brunton He didn’t use a rocket jump, that was a Kritzkrieg charged Garden

[@loganbrunton1463]

ElfSam ya your right.

[@yuricock]

It was a laggy bhop

[@SoupEmperor]

1:55 absolutely brilliant. A masterpiece

[@tannenboom]

2:29 "We've already progressed from questioning to cock and ball torture. - Bruno Bucciarati

[@SuiteLifeofDioBrando]

1:25 pretty accurate lol

[@mr.bluependant1871]

I just now finished watching "Diamond is Unbreakable Retold", and a couple days later you upload this?? ...This must be the work of an enemy Stand.

[@loganbrunton1463]

ITS AN ENEMY STAND

[@emblemblade9245]

Probably not

[@atomosophere3007]

Giorno: Makes Pepe the frog appear out of thin air Speedwagon: He's immortal, unkillable, unstoppable

[@luwucy13]

Oloy Osidis Golden Experience Rhapsody

[@atomosophere3007]

@@luwucy13 yes

[@flamingcat1101]

Even Speedwagon is afraid

[@mr.lafitte336]

1:40 so Giorno is the same stand user as Jotaro

[@MakianTheWorld]

1:55 I literally spit out my water lmfao

[@banana1729]

0:16 mildly interesting fact the market gardener “the shovel he was using” cannot randomly crit, it crits while your rocket jumping so this person has a stand that can make his attacks deal more damage.

[@diegobrando1788]

2:32 Press it Regret it? yea.

[@vitomagdic121]

Great vid, I missed these.

[@lilyugarte7272]

This is golden 😂 Edit: 0:24 how has shuckmeister not seen this!?!

[@RegiRuler]

I legit forgot Bruno had that weird kink... that was never seen again.

[@feefifodum]

Him licking people?

[@dukenukem36]

Kakyoin has it too

[@entruh4520]

Ah yes the good old days when shuckmeister was a male

[@BuhBungus]

Entruh yeaaaah boi now he makes hentai of himself

[@dukenukem36]

@@BuhBungus Hold up

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

@@BuhBungus HUH

[@nolongerusing7430]

PIZZA DELIVERYGUY REQUIEM Shuckmeister makes hentai of himself? No dignity.

[@ohgodnotagain4072]

No dignity...where...

[@tree6835]

Mr. Duripper, your knowledge of memes is encyclopedic and your application of them brilliant

[@NaDIOpoopenfarten]

The king is back!

[@june9914]

Every joke landed this episode kudos two you

[@Comvic]

The legend has returned with more Jojo ytp... les go!

[@khemmy8594]

oh, so that’s why those guys took so long to find me

[@sempersugere]

This man's references are on another level

[@cutecommie]

*a whole nother level

[@dukenukem36]

Coming from his mind

[@dj-um7el]

​@@cutecommie haa, he's Golden Wind!

[@Harmonmj13]

0:49 Holy shit it’s my boi Crafting Vegeto

[@kingbyrd.1512]

"Please...your omnipotence...have mercy!"

[@nelvinodiete3269]

When Giorno's birth was a certified bruh moment.

[@grentreem3096]

0:07 RIP Also this video is so sureal, just seems too old fashioned and great

[@gamerdiscord1100]

There was a stand _spaghett_ in the kid's stomach.

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

Now that I’m slightly older and understand it all, it’s far more funny.

[@future3805]

finnaly some good youtube content

[@biscuitstix_]

Thanks for making this quarantine more bearable. Seriously man, I love your stuff.

[@lutherstein1928]

*"Giorno meets Jotaro"* *Giorno: My name is Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream, you also killed my father, prepare to die.*

[@surrk1057]

Luther Stein Why? DIO left Giorno’s childhood and life

[@lutherstein1928]

@@surrk1057 *Evil Giorno* *Evil Giorno*

[@surrk1057]

Luther Stein Even evil people still hate their evil dads, that sounded awkward

[@dukenukem36]

Jotaro: S-stop saying that! For those who dont get the joke, this is a princess bride reference

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

Jotaro: In my defense, he was killing my mom and, unbeknownst to me at the time, my uncle. He also killed your other father. Giorno: ????

[@maurycyoseka1057]

0:45 "Sayonara, Tokyo driftwood!"

[@norukamo]

Remember when all of us thought that Bucciarati was gonna be the main villain for part 5?

[@troyjohnson2137]

tbh going in blind i thought giorno was gonna be the villain

[@faizelwin]

man that was a great idea that sticky fingers can hv access of the things that hv been scrapped by The Hand in the voided space created by the zipper.

[@cutecommie]

Also Vanilla Ice's Cream. He really fixed an "Araki Forgot", even though it didn't need to be fixed.

[@TJ-wk3yv]

0:48 Ha! Jack knows about these guys reaction vids! What until they see this one! 😆

[@JackDuripper]

Pucci reacts wanted to know if I could give him a shout out, so I decided to incorporate him into the vid

[@TJ-wk3yv]

@@JackDuripper Ah.

[@antroxio9945]

Another video that's going into my "timeless" playlist.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

giorno is taller than his dad, no wonder Girls walk up to him

[@plantzhaih4015]

0:52 lmao look at the monitor at the back

[@lamie0237]

2:38 HAYATO

[@goose5200]

Koichi is truly a reliable guy.

[@sheraiaheldemire9942]

0:15 That's soldier from team fortress 2 Rip, Rick may 2:22 That's demoman from team fortress 2 as well...!

[@jetstreamwinds6072]

what parody of 7 pages will i witness in the fu- *KING CRIMSON!!!!!!* ...holy shit....

[@axellea1592]

1:07 JoJo fans reading clamps in wonderland JoJo tells:

[@DanielTheRobot]

1:55 omg that is like such a subtle joke. Laughing because of the stardust crusaders meme with the Sun stand and also laughing as a reference to the "funniest shit I've ever seen" meme. That was easy to miss

[@jkengland832]

Damn, they actually nailed Giorno's voice in English perfectly, just like it was with Jotaro (but less manly), the Japanese version is still better but it really fits them good, Bucciarati also, they made some fine choices for the voice actors

[@Demented_Rubiks_Cube]

Giorno: "You're Giogio, right?" Bruno: "No, you're Giorgio" Giorno: oh.

[@joshshrum2764]

Giorno Just has a picture of his Dad’s crouch that’s not even that bizarre honestly.

[@LilleBazo]

The god damn ending killed me! Avdol just getting out of his nightmare and everything exploding!

[@Anonymous-73]

Should’ve called it golden weed

[@WickedPhase]

Noobslayer 73 Bruno would not approve

[@Anonymous-73]

But Doppio would

[@Kashmir-88784]

My therapist: Part 1 Giorno are not real 1:44 Part 1 Giorno

[@hobowithanoboe]

That Shuckmeister joke was great, take my like

[@Mario998plays]

1:25 dio balls. 2:31 c&b torture

[@dj-um7el]

😩

[@Ifoundmyoldacc]

2:52 is that 3dmoviemaker music

[@xycrol]

The thumbnail, IS THAT MEGACHAD

[@zaleww5824]

tbh bucci's voice actor did a good job

[@cutecommie]

Ngl I would enjoy some CBT by him

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

@@cutecommiesame

[@drippedoutlawyer8166]

1:56 damn that reference

[@megalowatee570]

*Runs* Oh crap my favorite jojo ytp KZbin is here!!!! *Jumps off my sister* GIMME THE PHONE!!!!

[@agoodname6997]

Sweet home Alabama

[@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130]

😶

[@julietwatson4642]

Wait...

[@yugix_1]

2:37 Look at the credits: Sub desk: HAYATO

[@Sarah-pn4cm]

2:08 M I N E C R A F T

[@Mizikame]

Yes, this is the only Golden Wind YTP Ep 1 that should ever exist, great work! ^_^

[@thecringekid5744]

Niiiiiice!

[@cybersaiyan9596]

1:56 AND THEN HE TURNED INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN!

[@random2danimator305]

Im suprised Nobody mentioned shuckmeister Im not a simp ok I know hes a man

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

Nobody talks about the ending? It's amazing.

[@luw8524]

2/10 You didn't put me in.

[@JackDuripper]

We get there when we get there! - Mr Incredible

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

@@JackDuripper it has been 4 weeks. does it really take that long for a single ep?

[@JackDuripper]

@@TheLudicrousLuv I'm doing more than episode. I decided against the episodic format. Also people getting sick at work equals more shifts and no time

[@grainassault4844]

There's something very satisfying about an explosion being interrupted by We'll be right back, which then explodes.

[@Yuppers312]

Kinda don't like it that much but it's a nice change. You do you but I would prefer mega episodes

[@dukenukem36]

2:11 This is wind, wind from the golden wind we're having Mmmm, golden wind

[@soulravenous06]

1:55 real jojo fans will find this funny XD

[@luisgonzalez5718]

Cant wait for stoned ocean

[@NEOSRULER]

Dub fans : "the dub uses the Italian accent very well" The dub : *pronounces "pistachio" as pistakio

[@fpberserk4690]

NEOSRULER That’s not wrong though,it’s like pronouncing Abbacchio’s name.

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

*angry ghiaccio can be heard in the distance*

[@holomorphy]

That is the correct pronunciation in Italian lol

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

20 seconds and I'm already crying, rest in peace Rick May.

[@LookOuch]

How does this have 5 views and 15 likes

[@JackDuripper]

My early viewers have really high APM

[@gullucan6374]

unsolved mystery's

[@kaboomkomicsofficial7022]

*we don't question that here.*

[@LookOuch]

@@JackDuripper haaaaHA

[@anemu1589]

I have waited eight months for this. Beautiful.

[@CraftingVegeto]

Kiss me

[@JackDuripper]

😘

[@ultragalaxy5249]

Heyyy vegetooo

[@metalgeneral7240]

well it wasn't cringe until the identical rocks joke.. legendary work btw

[@gabriellopes8987]

0:38 1 5 7 C M

[@yardenar2717]

*Golden Susy Requiem* *(Menacing)*

[@ravitdayal5774]

"Giorno bigger than Jonathan" Speedwagon:Are you sure about that

[@Admatgon]

1:45 -2:08 I was dying at this part