Jackie Jr. Robbed Christopher And Wounded Furio - The Sopranos

[@Adiscretefirm]

"let's do it before the crank wears off" hallmark of every solid plan.

[@gamehardy]

If you dont have the balls to do it sober you probably should not do it at all haha

[@kentvesser9484]

@@gamehardy Probably why Tony's heist years earlier went smooth and this descended into a shit show. Tony didn't pick amateurs to assist and wasn't doing drugs.

[@Weegee766]

Everyone knows the best way to pull off a perfect robbery is to get high beforehand

[@blitzy3244]

LMAO

[@jimdoe3288]

NBC moment

[@lean.2366]

"we're with Ralphie" as if that made it any better lmaooo

[@madronnie9725]

“Don’t name drop me motherfucker!”

[@ernstthalmann4306]

That was the death knell

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

More funny that theyre robbing ralphies card game lmao

[@aplus1080]

Ayyyyy ya gotta try

[@Kardaszpm]

That's basically saying "here's the biggest reason to shoot me"

[@TheSicilianWanderer]

Furio still screaming when the car door opens is gold 😂😂

[@victorbelcore220]

I know!! lmao

[@victorsforza5578]

Foooorio.. Hehe

[@fieldofsenses]

stupid a fucking pain

[@Nothing-jo8ci]

Translation: "I gotta a bee in my leg"

[@TheStopShort]

You’d be screaming too, if you just got shot in the leg

[@FifthGearBeer]

I think the makers of the show purposely chose Furio to get hurt/injured so many times because of the hilarity of him screaming obscenities in Italian. The gunshot to the leg here and the time he slips on the ice.

[@breadfan262]

Ironically, that actor, Federico Castelluccio, is from New Jersey and doesn’t really speak Italian.

[@andreimileti]

@@breadfan262 he is American, but he was born in Italy and his Italian is more than fluent (even by native-italian speakers' standards). It's crazy to hear him in interviews, regardless

[@willia3r]

James Quadrozzi wtf is that, ice cream???

[@jamesquadrozzi5789]

willia3r It’s the native language of Naples Italy and its former surrounding Kingdom. Don’t be content in ignorance

[@Zetunez]

​@@jamesquadrozzi5789 Also where the best pizza is made

[@MrDuneedon]

"Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan." Sunshine, waxing philosophically all the way to the end.

[@vmk7620]

Victory has a hundred fawthas but everyone only respects Jackie's Fawtha

[@westmcgee9320]

Couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Didn’t work out so well.

[@heisenberg4406]

@@westmcgee9320 From the way he looked he probably been through loads of robberies over the years and he thought these guys weren’t dumb enough to start shooting at made guys.

[@jefffromjersey52]

@@heisenberg4406 Unfortunately they were more than dumb enough, and their Leader , Jackie " My fahtah" aka the Scrabble king was on a whole nother level of Stupid ..

[@95brickhaus14]

@@jefffromjersey52 almost drowned in three inches of water

[@tgbandroid17]

Sunshine is spitting fortune cookie passages before getting wasted lol

[@joseenriqueinfantecavazos6036]

He was reciting If by Rudyard Kipling

[@MsNick991]

"I don't care if a god comes by,you don't move this car" Escapes after first shot,Jackie steals a car and doesn't stop for Dino. Epic team work.

[@nuckymancini7013]

They were on crank (*it hadn't worn off)...

[@weirdshibainu]

Well, to be honest to his orders...god didn't come by.

[@henryfox6293]

He was trying to sound like Christopher at the concert

[@billy9021]

he didn't stop because he saw chris and the other guy right behind his friend, he knew he was dead if he stopped

[@corysmith564]

Dino should've followed him then instead of wandering off.

[@robertwhitley6233]

*We should do it before the crank wears off* The words of a true genius

[@lazlo686]

Robert Whitley one of my favorite lines from the show. It’s so interesting how even as he says it he sounds like he’s hesitant as well.

[@TFRANCHISETHERILLA]

Rofl . . .

[@thefalcon7512]

Lmao hahaha

[@str-jd3yo]

The wisest thing he said...

[@atomicflash1753]

I thought he said before the crime wears off

[@Ramsey4]

Sunshine be spitting Call of Duty death screen philosophy

[@chris_player2995]

LOL !

[@johnallenbailey1103]

😂

[@Mr1087shotwell]

Noooooo 😭😭😭

[@wailnshred]

Just give em the money, Sunshine.

[@Ramsey4]

​@@wailnshred That's what his death screen said.

[@jaredwatt9846]

"fuck it, lets go to the shore" the smartest thing Jr ever said and this time no one listened

[@Josh23761]

It symbolises how Jackie backed himself into a corner. He made his bed by then but didn't wanna sleep in it, he missed his chance to change his mind and actually live.

[@misterwhipple2870]

Let's go DOWN the shore.

[@micalzoncillo249]

​@@misterwhipple2870i heard vito liked to go down at the shore

[@FearsBackNDreams]

Chris is badass in this scene When he was sober Chris was a hell of a gangster.

[@VDViktor]

Keith Williams please, take a seat

[@ericmsandoval]

“I want to watch it and...masturbate to it.”

[@merkitten953]

Hes sexy af in this scene.

[@LS.Duser16]

FUCK YES! Sopranos and TCAP are my favorite KZbin communities!

[@BtC215]

@@LS.Duser16 me too lol the best comment sections on the videos in them two communities lol

[@theprofessional155]

Jackie didn’t need the masks . He could have told them who his FAWTHA was .

[@shoocakadoo]

You really like the sopranos huh. Your solo money guides in gta are really helpful too.

[@niceguy215]

I’m ctfu

[@RcDbgaming]

Play GTAguesser again

[@quagmoe7879]

He could’ve told them about Phil Leotardo being in the can for 20 years.

[@VeryScaryLarry2024]

AWTHA:)))

[@madhash83]

The look on Chris' face when he hears Jackie Jr.'s voice, incredible acting. James Gandolfini was right, the actors on the show could say so much with "just a look", especially Michael Imperioli.

[@terryritter7065]

Except the scene at the end when the young guys got two guns pointed at his face from guys his buddies were shooting at. Way too cool. He has to know he's dead.

[@ryan7187]

@@terryritter7065 nah hes too young to know the reprocussions, thats how he got talked into it, no big deal no one was supposed to get hurt and was convinced that was his shot to get his foot in the door somehow like hes supopsed to make a name for himself robbing the people he wants to get good with ahhaa

[@BrassBashers]

He was way underrated, he even seems himself as a small underrole when speaking on Joe Rogan's podcast. No my good man, you were THE leading role next to Jim! You and him stole this show!!!

[@stevenwillow2525]

@@BrassBashers completely agree with ya.. and I tried to listen to that podcast but Steve, aka, Bobby Baccalieri, kept talking over him. It got irritating quick. Like stfu and let him talk!

[@Anon26535]

Even if it's the look of a constipated owl.

[@parasite198]

So let's break down the mistakes in this scene: They do the robbery high on meth. The getaway driver leaves immediately stranding them all. Jackie Jr gives himself away by yelling and Christopher recognizes him. Jackie Jr then loses his cool and murders the dealer and shoots furio. He then leaves his friend in the middle of the street to die while his friend is screaming his name for everyone to hear. What a class A fuckup.

[@RoDiggity3743]

I mean he did almost drown in 2 feet of water when he was a kid.

[@parasite198]

@@RoDiggity3743 inches*

[@SuperBigD19]

Roland Christmas penguin exhibit

[@dusty2080]

They never had the makings of varsity athletes, that's for sure

[@radioheadinc]

What’s also sad is that before they rob the place, Jackie jr was having second thoughts about going in. Too bad

[@vanyuuhi5665]

Sunshine using relatively meaningless small talk to psych out his opposition, which both worked and resulted in his death. A true gambler to the end.

[@Marvin-dg8vj]

A real moron though to continue after the shotgun had been fired as someone went through the door If ever there was a time to shut up it was then

[@ajbahus]

Chris' most badass scene. He was cool under pressure when he wasn't shooting up or drinking.

[@MikeVibing]

ajbahus if this was a multiplayer mode in a video game I would choose Christopher he’ll be my favorite character!

[@CaptainColdyron222]

If not for the drugs Chris had the makings of a good gangster. Not of a varsity athlete though.

[@marufio]

Drugs took Chris down.

[@aaronbays4]

Chrissy IMO was the smartest one in that whole crew when he was sober.

[@wq198mnr]

ajbahus a lot better than when he literally shit his pants when the Russians mock executed him for junior

[@drizzzy1988]

The moral of this story is that erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter

[@Gforcebond]

yea it is lol

[@dudtspeed]

Cut and scene.

[@bry117]

That’s clever.

[@elveszettszikla]

tha docta is he a real doctor this prick doctor? Hahhaahhahahaha

[@elveszettszikla]

Doc maybe you can put a bulge in there or remove these ladies underwear

[@Fernandolunatoro1]

This is classic. Notice how calm cool and collective Chris and his "friends" are while Jackie and his crew go into full panic mode from the start.

[@Iamkcs2c]

Maybe they should have waited for the crank to wear off

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

@@Iamkcs2c they shouldn't have done the crank in the first place the reason Tony and Jackie Snr's robbery was a success because they carefully thought it out, planned it and didn't use stupid idiots with one brain cell between them. They had guns but they stayed calm and controlled and those guns didn't get used. Jackie Jr on the other hand is a stupid kid trying to be a man and uses his fathers name as a get out of jail free card every time he fucks up and he picked idiots to help him do the robbery probably so he could be the one in charge. It just goes to show when you surround yourself with idiots you're gonna be dealing with the fucking mess they make 🙄

[@Gilliganfrog]

It's "calm, cool, and COLLECTED", bro. Not "collective". Whattaya think this is, fuckin' Star Trek? This is Hive Mind, the COLLECTIVE? Tighten it up bro.

[@sahilsagwekar]

I like how you put "friends" in quotes

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

I think Matouche was the driver who left them hanging

[@ротатоаск]

I love how Chris goes straight into killer mode in a dangerous situation. Look at how dead-faced he was when he shoots Dino.

[@elveszettszikla]

Potato Sack emotionless cold as ice

[@scorcesetrackingshot8136]

Would have been the most valuable asset in the war with Phil, smh drugs

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Scorcese TrackingShot I think richie aprile wouldve been a great asset against Phil. He had moxy, but wasn't respected. Because he was smart capable and Psychopath. Just seein him tony chris paulie sil and furio going to war against leotardo wudvebbeen Epic. instead they have vito benny(always looked abd acted snakey especialky when he fucked over artie) Patsy and that other bald dude who wanted to take care of the elderly if he chose a different career option.

[@Dopesickgypsy]

Albert was cool to in that scene "Hey CockSucka"

[@sergiomendoza4850]

Chrissy was one of them who was just a complete murderer lol. Idk how Michael imperioli channeled it but when he gives those dead eyed stares I’m scared he might just pop off and kill anyone lol. Which he does do sometimes like with JT and the waiter.

[@msk8221]

It's pretty remarkable how none of Chrissy's crew are intimidated at all

[@faisalkamal4319]

Chrissy despite his many drug and emotional problems had balls

[@maylabrown4584]

Even SUNNY wasn't afraid lol he died still talking that ish, I wonder if he ever killed anybody

[@jasoncarswell7458]

100% sure this isn't the first time any of them have been held at gunpoint.

[@TheGmsmith928]

Especially Furio yelling at them “TAKE IT EASY” like a stern father

[@colebresnehen38]

@@maylabrown4584 I bet he’s been robbed like this before and just didn’t expect them to be stupid enough to shoot at made guys

[@phil7121]

1:10 this is the hardest "Hey take it easy" in the entire series

[@shogundickin]

Jackie should've kept his mouth shut. Christopher recognized him quickly.

[@Wurmo]

That's one of the best things I love about the Sopranos. The "depth" is amazing and you have to watch scenes several times to see their true meaning. Scenes from earlier seasons will make sense later on etc.

[@jimreily7538]

jessesam I doubt it. Omar was going up against drug dealers much more violent and well armed and vicious than this glorified crew in New Jersey.

[@jimreily7538]

@lord havmercy Well to be fair to the boys, they weren't stoned on marijuana, they were using a stimulant, to boost their focus, stamina and endurance, as well as to improve their courage. But unfortunately one side effect of stimulant usage is, it makes people edgy and so more liable to do things like, say, discharge a firearm. So, yeah, let's be fair, not a good idea all round. These guys weren't exactly Special Forces soldiers planning a raid on a high value target. Not the brightest dudes in Jersey and possibly among the dumbest

[@jimreily7538]

@K A Oh and on the question of who is more Well armed, the average Mafia member, if he is smart, is absolutely NOT going to have a weapon on him if he's walking the streets, if he's doing business anywhere that the cops have access to. Why ? FBI undercover agent Joe Pistone makes this clear in Donnie Brasco, the book, which I highly recommend. Cops know wiseguys. They are "known to police" to use judicial parlance, because they have usually been attested and because they are monitored. Cops routinely "roust" wiseguys and connected guys, meaning they'll tail them, pull them over, search them. They do it to send a message that, "hey, it's not just the FBI and other federal agencies going after you. We are local cops, we know you're criminals, and going to make your lives hard, so it's harder for you to commit crimes." Now a wiseguys who carries even a pistol with him, if he's on parole or had been arrested before, will have the book thrown at him. Or certainly, a gun charge is a charge is one he DOESN'T need, and depending on his background, it will likely send him to prison. Could the mob get access to assault rifles and other high end weaponry ? Sure. But why would they want to and why would they need to ? Storing it would be a hassle and a huge risk. They would almost never be in a situation where they would need to use such a weapon. So it makes no sense to have them. Gang members on the other hand routinely access these weapons. They steal them from military bases (as many as 10 000 serving military personnel today, have been identified as either gang members or gang affiliates). They steal them from legitimate businesses. They buy them from other gangs. They buy them from corrupt soldiers and corrupt cops at the local or federal level, or steal from police armories. Why ? Gangs are mostly made up of kids. A gangster who is older than 25 is considered a veteran. He is lucky to have survived that long. If you're in a particularly violent city like Chicago or Baltimore, you're living in a place with between 1 and 2 murders EVERY DAY, and you're living in the neighbourhoods where those murders happen. They don't happen all over. They happen in concentrated areas usually no larger than 10 square miles. Young men want to show off their guns. Watch Gangland and you'll see, every time, gang members on camera wielding every time of firearm from pistols like your .50 Desert Eagle Action Express, to Uzis and Heckler & Koch machine pistols, to assault rifles like AK47s and AR15s. You see gang members with grenades. With explosives. With almost every type of small arms weapon you can think of. Gang members are routinely more violent. Look at the murder rates between New Jersey and Maryland. In 2017 there were more murders in Baltimore than the entire state of New Jersey. You don't see 300 murders a year in the ENTIRE STATE of Jersey. New Jersey has a population of 9 million, Maryland is 6 million, and Baltimore (Metro area) is 2.8 million. The DeMeo family is, according to David Chase, based on the real life DeCavalcante family, operating out of Elizabeth, in Union County, NJ. The entire Union County had 19 homicides in 2017. That's a murder rate of 3 murders per 100 000 people. Remember, that's the entire county, not just the city in which the DeCavalcante family operates. Now, Baltimore, and this is just the city and not the county, had 343 murders in 2017. That's a murder rate of 56 murders per 100 000 people. The entire STATE of New Jersey in 2017 still haf a lower murder rate than Baltimore: 335 murders in New Jersey that year vs 343 in Baltimore. These murders are all in ghettos and between 50 and 93 percent of them are gang related. That says alot right there. And even in Jersey the highest murder rates were in gang infested areas. Gangs are inherently violent because they're compromised of kids with no real foresight or planning, some have seen nothing BUT violence their whole lives, they wanna be tough, they wanna prove their tough . They are reckless and brutal. If you want to talk about sophisticated money making schemes, the exercise of true power, the aggregation of wealth, all those things are clearly what has made La Cosa Nostra a century old institution in America. But gangs are clearly more violent because of their recklessness and they're more well armed because they need to be. Gang life is urban street warfare with murder rates comparable to the low intensity insurgency in Northern Ireland ("The Troubles") that lasted 30 years. So yeah I think it's pretty clear drug gangs in Baltimore are more violent (they kill more people) and more well armed (they possess higher numbers of firearms and of different varieties), than any Mafia family. The average Mafia family today has according to estimates from OC crime studies, fewer than 100 made members, and some NY families have less than 35 made members, according, again, to estimates. Gang members have access to firearms and they use them every single day against each other in turf wars that turn entire neighbourhoods into warzones. Regardless, both the Mafia and gangs are parasitic groups who feed from honest civilians, who cause harm, and who are driven by greed. The lust for money, power and criminal authority shouldn't be admired. Having said that, gangs and LCN and actually OC groups of all types are fascinating and I have enjoyed reading about them for many years. So I will leave it there. I would like to hear your thoughts about this. Perhaps you disagree with me and it's possible I'm totally wrong. I've never been one to hold fast to my opinions in the face of the facts, and actually I try to let the facts inform my opinions, so my opinions are based on evidence. But I'm always keen to hear your thoughts (or the thoughts of anybody else) on this topic, whether you agree with me or totally disagree. Ok, and yeah, if you want some eBooks about the Mafia I'll take a look at what I've got when I get home and I Will post the list in a comment. I've got Donnie Brasco and a follow up book by Pistone released some 10 or 15 years later in which he talks about stuff he couldn't mention in the first book (since trials were ongoing when the first book was released). I've got a few biographies by connected guys. I'll be happy to convert them to EPUB or PDF using Calibre, and post them to a Dropbox or somewhere else. Hopefully they won't have any kind of advanced copyright protection. If they don't , I'll just write a list and you can see if they are on TPB or other ebook libraries. Take it easy man

[@SAOrules]

He should have kept is shinebox closed

[@berzerker199]

I think Christopher is always good at shooting because of his nose , it gives him a straight steady sight

[@kurtanglerookieyear]

Works for shootin' works for the ladies and we smell everrrrything

[@bornyesterday2994]

You wanna talk like a moulinaum. Send you to slip and falls school

[@jonathanl3068]

iron sights lol

[@blackfyre5158]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@g.d.3279]

If he swims on his back, people will think he's a shark..

[@Breen.Machine]

Matush didn’t take off because he heard gunshots, he actually took off because he heard Furio cursing, and couldn’t bear the thought of taking another ass whooping by him

[@mkultra2456]

Also God was whispering in his ear saying: "Dude fuck this, just leave bro."

[@stanleyposey3397]

LOL!! that was a good one 👍.

[@ethan8804]

😂

[@Johnnysmithy24]

@@mkultra2456 “I don’t care if God comes by, you don’t move this car”

[@mkultra2456]

@@Johnnysmithy24 lol Jackie thinks he's better than God.

[@Fr0st1989]

For those wondering why the guy with the shotgun waited so long to blast Chris, it's because he forgot to chamber a new round after firing at Albert Barese

[@mkultra2456]

Attention to detail be awesome.

[@Josh23761]

Think Chris knew that with the look he exchanges with Furio which is why he went for Carlo (guy with shotgun) soon as shtf. I like to imagine he got shot in the head the moment he realised his mistake, a jolt of terror followed by eternal nothingness. At least Dino's last conscious experience was horrified desperation that dropping Ralphies name saved him, Chris's delay probably meant his last feeling was a glimmer of hope growing from his terror then suddenly it's all turned off forever. As for Jackie, dude was just thinking about how a 6 year old beat him at chess, he's the only one who didn't see it coming, one moment he exists and the next he doesn't. These kids did it all to themselves. They all only had one life and they wasted it. Matush survived because he knew he was a coward who didn't belong as part of it. Until ofc he apparently became a terrorist (according to Agent Harris).

[@Johnnysmithy24]

@@Josh23761 Nice insight

[@Josh23761]

@@Johnnysmithy24 It's a real tragedy though, loads of kids think they're tough gangsters only to regret it when the barrel is against their head. They soon realise that they do actually care about their life and were better off at home and safe. Too late by that point.

[@jasoncarswell7458]

"Firing at Albert Barese." 😡

[@KNByam]

Runs out from a robbery, cars not there, so just stand in the street in front of the place you just robbed. Very smart.

[@nuckymancini7013]

It's ok, they were with ralphie

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

To be fair, Jackie did they were all on crank,.....wait, crank would’ve made anyone else run down the street at full speed. Never mind, guy fucked himself.

[@privateinformation9384]

I guess the crank wore off

[@blujay9191]

The scrabble game with Meadow was a good look into just how sharp a cookie he was.

[@bignut_inthebutt9468]

@@privateinformation9384 yes I'm sure watching a friend die and the other 2 abandon him probably killed his high...then they killed HIM hahaha and this is killing ME haha cuz I'm DEAD 😂

[@randylahey8174]

To be fair, dying while reciting proverbs to a man with a gun is pretty badass.

[@joshuapiszczek1924]

Or pretty stupid depending on how you look at it

[@sporter527]

leave em while you're lookin good

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

It’s rudyard kipling if

[@brianbernstein3826]

if that gunshot had been just an inch over Furio would have become more of a Soprano than Tony

[@TheVanillatech]

I fucking KNEW IT! I was arguing with someone about that the other day. Wait till I tell her. I fucking knew I was right!

[@jimbeam100100]

Though I found that interesting, he was just trying to tell a joke

[@brianbernstein3826]

***** Junior: "sharp as a fucking cue-ball this guy!!!"

[@TheVanillatech]

***** Orbital.

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter!

[@TheMunky25]

I love the fact that he says "we didn't know you were in there, we're with ralphie....please"? Like after robbing made guys, killing their dealer, wounding one of their enforcers, attempted murder of another made guy, he thinks he can talk his way out of it.

[@sertu1462]

Well, at that point, what else are you gonna do?

[@seemore7255]

Worth a try. Nothing to lose.

[@UkkfayOoyay-rd2jv]

Realistically, what else could he say at a moment like that?

[@mikeprevost8650]

Wasn't Furio a made guy from "the other side", too?

[@yaqubebased1961]

Not to mention that it was literally Ralphie's game they were robbing

[@marquesjohnson6359]

this was definitely Chris's most bad ass scene and showed what an asset he could've been if he had stayed sober cool under pressure and didn't hesitate to take care of business

[@Gahndi007]

Using the guy you've been extorting as the getaway driver is a real momo move.

[@dusty2080]

You know with how fast Dino ran, he probably could've ducked down that corner and split a bit more and got away since nobody knew him. Instead he ran straight down the long, open road, and then paused and tried getting Jackie's attention (while yelling his name despite his trying to remain incognito or whatever). Every time I see this, a new layer of idiocy is revealed in their plan and actions

[@eaglefangkaratedojo7473]

This shit makes me wanna stay in school and study hard fr.

[@eaglefangkaratedojo7473]

@Ismael Barrera Yeah, but they got a lot of options and usually use that education to become higher up, and would have a better shot of becoming say, a capo, because of that. Good point though.

[@michaelsheppard87]

Don’t worry you couldn’t be in the mob even if you wanted too

[@eaglefangkaratedojo7473]

@@michaelsheppard87 Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?

[@johnnywaffles2482]

@@michaelsheppard87 very true. But he could hit Rock bottom and start doing crank and robbing people

[@mkultra2456]

@@eaglefangkaratedojo7473 Yo you should try bathsalts. Way better than crank.

[@tonyc7301]

Matush got his revenge on Jackie Jr by bolting as soon as he heard gunfire. Serves Jackie right for setting Matush up like he did to get his ass kicked by Furio at the club.

[@AfrikaanPrincess]

+Tony C Also smart because it saved his fucking life

[@tonyc7301]

Andrew Li Matush killing that guy in Chris's club is what started the chain reaction that led to Adrianna getting killed.

[@tonyc7301]

Andrew Li I thought toward the end of the series the FBI was looking at him for terrorist related activities, but I think he did get away with the murder.

[@tonyc7301]

That story never really evolved much, other than it seems the story was true.

[@zachhi89]

@@tonyc7301 true how?

[@Hidajunshin]

Actually, when this first aired, Chase really made it feel as though the boys would have been successful with the robbery and would have gotten noticed the way Tony and Sil did when they robbed Feech's game. The shot of Chris Moltisanti turning around was meant to be a surprise to the viewer-and once his presence was made clear, you KNEW that the boys were screwed.

[@TeddyOG]

Man, I can't imagine watching this show when it came out. I binged it in 2 weeks, but know some things would have been more impactful if I had to wait between episodes and seasons

[@mikefloyd3152]

Very observant the scared and the propane

[@blitzy3244]

Hmmm, guess I would've had to experienced that episode by episode, but even still I can't imagine thinking this would ever end up the same as Tony and Sil's situation.

[@AFanOfCinema]

I'd argue when that guy said "Let's do it before the crank wears off" that was the dead giveaway things were gonna end badly.

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

When it was clear they didn't have a plan beyond, "Take the money and run" and hadn't rehearsed anything, it was pretty clear things were going to go tits up as well.

[@ThomasWeissJr]

I love how Jackie uses the "I don't care if God comes by.." line that he stole from Christopher when they robbed the benefit concert.

[@jasoncarswell7458]

A very important difference: Chris also told Jackie if he moved the car "his life wouldn't be worth shit", and he meant it, and could follow through on it. Fear ensures loyalty when nothing else will. If Jackie had told Matush that, he'd have laughed at him - he'd already seen how weak Jackie was and he was more afraid of Furio than he was of Jackie.

[@xjcrossx]

Chris didn't say that line at all though

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Chris said under no circumstance move this car or your life will not be worth shit

[@NoisySheep7]

Chrissy killed that dude like a true mafia made man.

[@davidfyre2963]

Gaming Series. Little Jack off Jr. got exactly what he deserved.

[@davidfyre2963]

ArchAngel Arcane. Hey Paizano how ya doin. Yes indeed. True Mafia Gangster style. A true made man.

[@Camw1n]

Lol the first shot on the final guy was through the chin. Damn XD

[@nuckymancini7013]

& albert introduced himself like @True Mafia Parakeet: "hey cocksucka!?!"...

[@captainroger]

@@Camw1n yeah, I was thinking that too. Ouch! Probably knocked him out before he had to realise that there may well be a tunnel through your chin with a lump of lead at the end. Or a clean through and out. Either way.... brutal.

[@ротатоаск]

"It was just a prank bro!" - Giacomo Michael "Jackie" Aprile Jr.

[@Zodiac581]

now that's funny

[@caesar349]

Frank Castle say hi to your wife

[@JamesinAZ]

"Didn't he almost drown in 2 inches of water?"

[@ротатоаск]

@@JamesinAZ lmao I lose it every time I watch that scene

[@JM-cf9xy]

“Welcome to Jackass”

[@Supdude3]

2:31 I just noticed you can see the carjacked lady run off screen, showing she would not have been a witness to the murder. Nice detail.

[@VatiWah]

Furio yelling right when he's being loaded in the car is pretty funny lol. like hes babbling

[@fkerpants]

I crack up at that moment every time.

[@IDunno655]

I can translate for you guys if you want. He said: "motha fucka I forgot my damn shine box in there take me back! You can take me to the doc later!!

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

I remember reading in a textbook for EMT training, in a section about cultural sensitivity (lol) Irish and English people will usually be quiet about their pain, whereas Italian and Jewish people are very vocal about their pain.

[@IDunno655]

Jason Jones russians would have walked their asses to the hospital with a cigarette in their hand.

[@ezekielmajor5511]

I always crack up when I watch the scene. lol. Furio was a riot in this take. It's funny because he's swearing in Italian.

[@mvanse]

1:35 smartest guy in the whole group

[@silversnail1413]

Yep. All his friends got wasted but he made it all the way to Season 5.

[@NWAWskeptic]

I don't think he was killed off at all. I thought the FBI said he was possibly involved with a terrorist group. I could be mistaken. Just my memory.

[@billymarino4452]

At 1:27 Chris gives Jackie a glance after Jackie said to stop looking at him. Even if they escaped I think Chris would have put two and two together.

[@senatorturkey5332]

He doesn't get killed off, he just doesn't appear after season 5. However, in season five he murders someone in Adriana's club and she later tells the FBI, so I'm thinking he was in prison by season six..

[@IDunno655]

Nope, the one that killed sunshine was. Fuck, I would've killed his ass to.

[@libertyandjusticeforall6435]

I swear the show could double up as a comedy. Furio cursing as they drove away is classic.

[@yaqubebased1961]

The show on a whole is way more hilarious than 90% of all comedies ever made

[@leondelvechioramirez8529]

They should have gone down the shore.

[@chasjohn57]

Leon Delvechio Ramirez Before the crank wore off!

[@eric5906]

+Leon Delvechio Ramirez Yup. Get drunk, pick up some girls & call it a night.

[@bigal5921]

+chasjohn57 I laughed so hard at this comment lol thanks for the laugh

[@billyshead1339]

Leon Delvechio Ramirez Hell yea! I'm from the area they filmed this at. Point pleasant, Seaside heights 50 mins away hit Jenks, Head over to Bamboo get a cpl cuties wander into a hotel party. lol so true

[@greatwall8158]

The shoowah.

[@tonybalsamo8673]

Chris doesn’t even turn around when they initially bust down the door. Ice in his veins.

[@nuckymancini7013]

Anybody want @Snapple?!?... -Eugene Pat TeCorvo

[@justeungars7356]

Or just plain heroine in the veins

[@Manzanadedulce]

@@justeungars7356 I Did Dant

[@creepspilla]

@@Manzanadedulce I DID DENT

[@Manzanadedulce]

@@creepspilla ooooooh, Soft drinks of choice Ova here

[@WinterS0lstice]

Chris was the absolute pinnacle of a mob soldier. He failed at everything except straight up war.Tony's mistake was viewing him as upper-management material & a possible successor after idolizing his dad Dicky.

[@kingpiye7060]

I think he's actually quite good regardless of that nepotism has its benefits to tony because Chrissy is as loyal to him as sil and bobby otherwise he wouldn't have ratted adriana to the glorified crew.

[@bloodandguts9007]

LMAO at Sunshine dropping random quotes.

[@majinmexican9833]

Got all philosophical n shit

[@uuuultra]

Victory has 100 fathers but defeat is an orphan.

[@bloodandguts9007]

***** BANG BANG!

[@jayc.3726]

+uuuultra SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[@gabos7892]

The only thing you're gonna get around here is practice

[@aepr84]

chris always held his own in gunfights, the first one when the two idiots tried to kill him he killed one made the other one run away, this one he kept his cool in the middle of all the shooting and quickly disposed of the shotgun guy he was also the go to guy when it came to dismembering dead bodies

[@buckbuck9225]

aepr84 are you one of those people who go to star trek conventionns?

[@jbard9892]

He did dent.

[@michaelcostello2592]

Bro it's a tv show

[@dadoodfrumcheers.]

@@michaelcostello2592 just give it to em sunshine

[@michaelcostello2592]

@@dadoodfrumcheers. lol hagafafa

[@JasonKhehra]

Beauty of this scene is that it shows the stark difference between professional gangsters and civilians. Chris doesn't even turn around when the door breaks. The only one who keeps talking is the dealer (another civilian). Tony's crew acts calmly with confidence because they know eventually they will find out who did it and serve justice. Killing Dino in the middle of the street, with who knows how many witnesses, just shows how ruthless they can be when getting revenge.

[@rowmagnvs]

I imagine any witnesses would be too shit scared to cooperate with the cops anyway. The people in their communities would know who they are and what they do

[@juliandacosta6841]

Lol "justice"

[@blaise6981]

Hell self defense anyway. Just can’t mention the illegal card game

[@joedowd1210]

"my father" "my father" "my father". this guy had no respect for his father's wishes for him to stay legit.

[@harryb12993]

I love how you can still hear furio yelling when they stop the car to pick chris up

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

Asking Matush to be the getaway driver was hilariously stupid. Chris's crew almost killed him just a few months ago for dealing in their club and he clearly had PTSD from it.

[@seemore7255]

Actually, what were Matush's credentials? I mean, how did he qualify to be the getaway driver. In my opinion, Butchie should have been co-opted as the lookout/getaway driver. His wide angle vision capability would have come in handy.

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

@@seemore7255 Butchie lol? The consigliere to the underboss of New York? I think ripping off a card game was a little below his pay grade.

[@Garanon5]

In their defense (?), the entire plan was pretty stupid so the unreliable getaway driver was just the icing on the cake. They went full retard

[@garrisonthad]

Amateurs. Omar Little knows how to rob a card game.

[@satanicaleve]

“I don't know about cards, but I think these 45s beat a full house"

[@MalcolmTurnerKing]

Maaan, Money ain't got no owners, only spenders. I tell you somethin else, I like that Ring, too.

[@GK-qc5ry]

That guy planned everything to a tee.

[@RoDiggity3743]

Funny then Jackie wound up hiding out with Omar. Shouldve had him and his shotty in the crew

[@footballpredictions-g2y]

It's all in the game.

[@GallowsPole805]

“This is a low level game guys only thing you’re gonna get around here is practice.”..... classic line. No f*cks given

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

My favorite line in the scene

[@captainfordo3969]

And then he gets blown away

[@babayagaslobbedaknobba]

This was Chris's most badass scene in the whole series. I wish we could've gotten THIS Chris throughout the whole show.

[@APPEALtoFEAR]

Come on man. You're short-changing the quality of the show by saying that. Chris' arc throughout the entirety of the series is much deeper than him just being a "badass". That wouldn't be very interesting in comparison to what we were actually treated to.

[@overlex]

Chrissy's gotta be the best marksman of this show.

[@Fakename70]

overlex Certainly better than Bacala

[@Meshuggapeth]

overlex Chris never misses, under the influence or not

[@Mr1Alex91]

Idk man Paulie did get a head shot on that Russian from like 50 yards away while he was running lol

[@VisualCraft_PRO]

i thought it'd be Bobby Bacala

[@Mr1Alex91]

Luke Pennings were talking marksmanship, not kill rate

[@Nazeem2010]

"Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is a shinebox." - Sunshinebox

[@Nazeem2010]

MV Green You upvoting your own dumbass comment is old

[@deshawnperry8897]

IndianSuperpooer fuck u

[@SAOrules]

Nazeem shutup you shinebox

[@NYMAN110]

Greatness

[@joshualessore7652]

Do you get to the shinebox district very often?

[@TexasPoonTapa]

Sunshine was one of the best underdeveloped characters in the show lol.

[@captainfordo3969]

Glad he got clipped. Couldn’t keep his mouth shut with those stupid quotes.

[@mkultra2456]

@@captainfordo3969 "Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man _on_ fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life..." - Margaret Thatcher

[@E.C.2]

I liked his character.

[@ClearOutSamskaras]

@@mkultra2456 Wow, Lady Thatcher said that huh? How about one from Stalin or Francois Mitterrand?

[@mkultra2456]

@@ClearOutSamskaras "The butthole is for pooing, not for screwing." - Francois Mitterrand giving a stern talking to his nephew Frédéric Mitterrand "I took a sloppy shit all over Jesus's chest after knocking out his teeth and forcing him to give me a gummer." - Stalin addressing a crowd of gentiles

[@Supremeteamcaptain]

“Let’s do it before the crank wears off” he said that in such a dark tone. Jackie wanted to go and was almost about to make them leave. Dude sealed their fates.

[@jomac1254]

Christopher is a beast with the pistol. He's hitting headshots left and right under pressure all the time

[@EarlFaulk]

I like how they all run and leave each other in the lurch. No honor among thieves.

[@christiancoates6505]

Christopher: King of the laying down headshot.

[@echostarling84]

"Let's do it before the crank wears off" Sounds like a well thought out plan

[@durtyjtv]

When that’s your motivation to the gang before you go in, you know it’s going straight to shit

[@soloistdeve]

that shooting on the street is old school..

[@TheDeadHead420]

"We're with Ralphie" didn't buy him an extra 15 seconds of life even.

[@juicyjfan]

Soloist Deve What if the feds were taking pictures?

[@samhansen6320]

@@juicyjfan they would've intervened 1 minute 10 shots and 2 bodies ago

[@faisalkamal4319]

@@TheDeadHead420 I think it would be negative no one respected Ralphie

[@NDHFilms]

Sunshine: "Victory has many fathers, but defeat is an orphan" Robbers: Shut up! Sunshine: It's always darkest before dawn, every cloud has a silver lining, and a penny saved is a penny earned- *BANG*

[@joshuapiszczek1924]

Seeing him get peppered with bullets was lowkey cathartic

[@mujahudin]

I must admit Christopher's quite a Marksman. everytime I've seen him shoot he's been extremely accurate.

[@faisalkamal4319]

He even killed Shawn while injured

[@StopTheCapp]

he wasn’t soo accurate with the russian in the woods lol

[@bpaajcisna5595]

That's why I love the Sopranos. In any other show there would have been some conversation about what a great shot Chrissy is. In the Sopranos you just saw it and realized it yourself.

[@mujahudin]

@@faisalkamal4319 That was the most impressive one.

[@user-dy2wp8lc6c]

@@StopTheCapp He was wounded close to the eyes

[@jawonnjones9406]

I love how as soon as Matush (the driver) heard the first gunshot, he was OUTTA there!!!

[@nuckymancini7013]

GOD has the makings of @varsity car mover

[@jibran4794]

Chris, despite his stupidity, was an OG

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

He's an "OG original gangster"

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Whatever

[@drewpowers7236]

The wisest quote Sunshine missed before being murdered: "Never deliver a series of wise philosophical quotes during an armed robbery of an illegal mob run poker game" -Everyone

[@timothychandler2026]

I always laugh so hard when he says: "Let's do it before the crank wears off." Loool

[@nuckymancini7013]

Doing crank amuses you?!?...

[@RB2331]

lol, I am shocked Albert didn't say 'working with Ralphie' before he shot Dino ...

[@James_Price79]

Fuckin' Parakeet

[@Agent1W]

I'm also shocked that Richie had said he had friends in federal holding who could take him out.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“Let’s do it before the crank wears off.” Such a disturbing line.

[@joniqitu]

Chris was always a good shot

[@voodoolove20]

He also always had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@furious3383]

Disorganized Crime. Lol. Chris identified Jackie right away.

[@danzalisnock9128]

Sunshine sounded like a broken "50 rules for seeking wisdom" pull-string doll. I was just waiting once he got shot for the chopped and screwed, deep slow-motion voice to say "if youuuuu cannnnnt feeeeeeed yooouuuurrrr miinnnnd thennnnn youllllll neevvveerrrrr feeed...fee..feee..feed, twitch, powering-down to cap it off

[@ozzylaza]

Christopher was always the bad ass straight away returning gun fire.

[@A.C31]

Luv how many euros use straight away for immediately. (not sarcasm)

[@d-logan5280]

Do yanks not say that too? Honestly over the years I've lost track of who says what.

[@SantomPh]

Euros? only two countries speak English in Europe, mate. Big continent.

[@MrSinthan]

"I don't care if God comes by, you don't move this car." *One gun shot, moves*

[@spicypickle889]

Chris definitely recognized Jackie's voice.

[@roccodimeo5893]

Sunshine wasn't very bright

[@A.C31]

Good one!

[@djs495]

Is should stick to dealing during the day.

[@clarenceleejackson1297]

That's what happens when Sunshine doesn't know how to shut the fuck up

[@brocklanders8760]

I've shot people for talking less

[@yeahsomuch83]

Yeah, was glad when Jackie took him out.

[@ugoodHomeBoy]

LOL that was a GTA type car-jacking

[@NoLastNameX]

Looked just like it! i was thinking the same thing haha

[@busta4296]

Lol you right..

[@LW7333LW]

hell yea!!

[@MikeVibing]

This scene was like watching a gta heist scene haha

[@EvanSchatz]

"This a jacking, foo!"

[@BlazingOwnager]

An accurate simulation of how every GTA heist with randoms goes

[@mst3KGf]

Watching this, I realize Jackie is the one who snapped, blew Sunshine away and wounded Furio. So he really has no one to blame but himself. His idea, his fuckups and he sealed his fate. In truth, he should have bugged out the second he saw Christopher and Furio there. And it got even worse when Albert arrived on the scene, because not only is Jackie shooting at made guys (Eugene, Christopher, Furio), but a freaking capo (yes, Albert is technically an acting capo, but he's still running the Barese crew while Larry is in the slammer). Shooting at made guys is a death warrant in itself, but shooting at one of the leadership? You'll be lucky if you get an open casket funeral. (Lucky for Jackie he did...the only luck he ever did get in this whole mess.)

[@justinlecroy6143]

Where Tony & Jackie got by with it was b/c they didn't hurt anyone or shoot at made guys. I HATED JJ. I was so glad he was killed early on.

[@clairestark9024]

mst3KGf yeah i'm surprised he didnt have to endure a torture session before his death.

[@mst3KGf]

Yes. :)

[@justinlecroy6143]

lyfe 1zruff LOL!!

[@ValarioVasquez]

***** not just his father, but his whole family was a major part of the Soprano crew. Even his killer Vito was his cousin, and you could see in the scene after the shooting Vito was distressed about having just killed him.

[@msg3415]

The irony of Sunshine's last words being a line from Kipling' s Poem If. Great writing.

[@marklupo3441]

Jackie Jr was one of the most deserved hits in the sopranos

[@newelljoseph5060]

Either way Jackie was a dead man. The mob rules clearly state, that if someone attacks and kills a made man without sanction he is automatically marked for death. Jackie couldn't even get a pass from Tony because of Jackie clipping Sunshine and putting one in Furio.

[@newelljoseph5060]

Either way, he was a dead man.

[@thisfuckinsucks1]

sunshine wasn't his nameu fuckin idiot!

[@thisfuckinsucks1]

Newell Joseph sorry bout that yeh. havin a rough day. but I think Christopher called him sunshine as like an insult.

[@newelljoseph5060]

Alright man, sorry for the rough day

[@antagun]

thisfuckinsucks1 thats actually his name bro.

[@insertcolorfulmetaphor8520]

The transition from the high intensity of the first scene, going right into that scene of the ED commercial, was so damned funny. The first time watching it, back when it first aired, caused me to nearly split a gut from laughing so hard. Thank you for including just the first few seconds, of that scene, to the person whom posted this clip. Cheers!

[@godzillafan1202]

Sunshine just yappin the whole time🤣🤣

[@chrisd2051]

"Fuck it lets go to the shore." The only time Jackie Jr. thought

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

It wasn't considerd a "thought" if he didn't end up doing it, he equalised his stupidity at that moment when he decided his gang go ahead with the robbery so he didn't TECHNICALLY think at all did he?!

[@unknownunknown1414]

+Davendra Sharma I think your a little confused on what a thought actually is there, buddy.

[@Emanresuadeen]

Go to the Jersey Shore? Is that really such a good idea?

[@jakep1979]

Right there was proof he was not leadership material. Fucking idiot playing Godfather with his friends but when it came down to making a real decision he decided to take crank and succumb to peer pressure.

[@OmsoiTekken]

Uhhh no, it's a thought LOL. His decision is not doing it, his thought is actually... you know, thinking it. I think you're confused on what a thought is. XD

[@shawnbowers4836]

Chris is probably one of the most competent gunmen in the show.

[@ArrowheadPride4Ever]

Hahaha the Furio mumble of hysteria at the end is priceless 😂😂😂 can’t stop pressing 3:02

[@voodoolove20]

Most badass reaction from Christopher when he blows him away right there.

[@CyckOne]

"This is a low-level game boys; only thing you're getting out of this is practice." lol, wow. Love that.

[@shapiroshekelberg604]

I like how Albert Berese just shows up out of nowhere.

[@ryno411j9]

This is the scene that first got me into this show. Chris is so gangster when he executes Dino so cold and calm. He became my favorite character.

[@Laura-tp8wz]

Ryno411 J Mine too!!!!

[@Cloudx7strife]

Watching him in gunfights, and his dynamic with Paulie are my favorite parts of this show. He scared Paulie a couple of times. Only a top shelf lunatic could make Paulie blush.

[@ryno411j9]

@fooloof yes it's season 3

[@bigwobs8040]

Same here, this was the first episode I ever saw. Got hooked right then & there!

[@Cenot4ph]

Weird, i don't see that scene are particularly import or good

[@AdnanKhan-ty2sl]

the getaway driver bailed lol

[@omnivorous65]

The card dealer is something else altogether. Did he ever utter a sentence that was not a coined phrase? He was a walking quotation book. Can you imagine being married to that guy?

[@TheBrandonDawson]

Even if Chris never recognized Jackie jr’s voice he sure as hell would’ve heard that guy screaming Jackie’s name right before they shot him. Rookies all around.

[@d9637]

Everyone knew it was jakie that's why the guy started saying "if you can keep your head when those around you cant"... he was talking to jakie.

[@Jeff61560]

total cowards and utterly disorganised

[@80s_Boombox_Collector]

Cowards wouldn't have done it in the first place

[@PabloHunE]

"Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan". Lol he just kept throwing shade at them even with guns pointed at them.

[@genekelly8467]

"We're wid Ralphie...please?"-somehow i knew that line would not work.

[@SiccDeville]

You can hear furio still shouting about getting shot when the open the getaway car door at the end.

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

Which is why I'm puzzled as to Furio's tough guy persona, he looked tough when he roughed up that prick at the massage parlour with his ugly bitch of a Filipino wife and then when he roughed up that French fuck for not paying argue for the failed Armangac deal

[@JGD714]

+Davendra Sharma You shoot a tough guy like that and he's gonna shout like that if not worse. A fucking shot on the upper inner tight? That shit is not only dangerous, it's painful as fuck.

[@patgogan7324]

@@Aven-Sharma1991 he got a little whipped when he fell for Carm