I Went To The Gym And Terrible Things Happened - Gym Simulator

[@katrehnquist6909]

Jack: “the price is zero and I still can’t buy it.” What a mood

[@joshclancy4675]

Haha

[@jacksepticeye]

I can't even afford to pay attention

[@joshclancy4675]

@@jacksepticeye haha

[@joshclancy4675]

I know u didn't reply to me but the fact that u seen my comment I think make feel so happy lol

[@U.R.coolkid]

*when you literally have less than nothing- you are in the negatives now* b a n k r u p t c y

[@kristym7149]

"This doesn't feel right" - Me literally doing anything ever

[@ori-oh7uo]

holy shit i wish i had a heart from jack

[@kristym7149]

This doesn't feel right omg this is amazing

[@thegroooviest]

@@ori-oh7uo I have one

[@rouge_berry-boy8807]

Hello cristy M

[@gvchfcgvvhb6319]

ok someone needs to unlike this so it can be 420

[@enzo_frsh]

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that this man's eyebrows are just flaps of skin

[@jacksepticeye]

That's all you need!

[@enzo_frsh]

@@jacksepticeye well if it works for him then good i guess

[@aimeeboyde1819]

We REALLY didn't wanna talk about that

[@moses8559]

I would like but its at 420 likes

[@elliottruff7651]

It's weird

[@b-3nn1]

Must say. The game missed the opportunity to call itself: "GYM-ULATOR"

[@olivermoth]

i like that this implies games name themselves

[@microwave1931]

Wow so original

[@b-3nn1]

@@microwave1931 Thank you :3

[@b-3nn1]

@@olivermoth Not what I meant, but okay :v

[@microwave1931]

Fura Takahashi I literally have the same comment posted 7 hours before

[@MurcuryCat]

Jack: "Why can I see inside my own existence!? That's disgusting!" *- Jacksepticeye 2019*

[@justamanofculture12]

Well I had an bike accidental and my arm was injured. Yes seeing your blood and meat is disgusting.

[@ghostremus8731]

"Those who squat together, sleep together" -Jacksepticeye

[@dandy2824]

Re Reiner la 5th lollll

[@theluxalpha]

420th like

[@joethomas5528]

....

[@Oleavee]

Hehe boi

[@microwave1931]

They missed the opportunity of calling this the “Gymulator”

[@libbywolfe513]

Microwave I was just about to comment that 😂

[@jacksepticeye]

GYM SYM

[@shanehope4986]

Jack i love you

[@GoldBlastu]

crap game like this should not take such amazing name

[@loupath]

Slim gym

[@fullmetalplotze7503]

Girls' locker room: "Ewwww, i'm so sweaty!" Boys' locker room: 7:03

[@muhayminpeters4459]

Lmao

[@saswhodareswins1621]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joelbrich2538]

XD

[@Kw_nny]

STROMK

[@LikeASirr4231]

Your comment made me laugh so hard lol thank you

[@doodlebob2674]

Omg it’s been so long since Sean has played a game that’s so insane that he laughed like that 13:39! 💙😂

[@DudeMan01]

That is like the best part

[@MalisShadobreed]

Legend has it that Jack doesn't actually live in a house, it's all just green screen

[@jacksepticeye]

I record in the woods so others can't hear me

[@MalisShadobreed]

That raises the question: If a Jack Top o' the mornins in the woods and nobody is around, does he even make a sound?

[@TheSimsisMine]

@@jacksepticeye Hey jack, Little Misfortune is out, would love to see you play!

[@shanehope4986]

Jack I love you

[@riley._.5332]

Lmfao

[@nighthawk2203]

"Those who squat together, sleep together" -JACKSEPTICEYE 2019

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Slavs in a nutshell

[@nighthawk2203]

@@Gabriel-he6ih lmao dude

[@noorprince2554]

The Master Tanker LMAOO

[@snowflake8515]

Solid logic

[@TheKoriKasai]

I mean, it worked

[@johanjoran5646]

Jack: “you better putt down that sandwich right now” Me looking at my sandwich in my hand

[@zacharyvasquez551]

same

[@traviskonarzewski2576]

Also you very slowly putting the sandwich in mouth... taking a bite then setting the sandwich Down for the rest of the video

[@scxrze_4742]

johan jöran I was eating a burger

[@yogabba5436]

I was eating a salad with pizza.........what?

[@bomes2084]

*MONIKA MODE ENGAGED*

[@Graceuwanawich]

Jack: ”well guys I did it I got the otsosuck” Jacksepticeye 2019

[@lucianasuter]

Whats the otsosuck

[@flammulatedowl47]

Yeah, what does it mean? Otso means 'Bear' in some languages and 'suck' is an English word.

[@andreiosypchuck5081]

@@flammulatedowl47 It looks like russsian word "otsosat" which means to do a blowjob

[@howlin_wolf]

@@andreiosypchuck5081 thank you i wondering that as well

[@lolekhehehehehe1214]

@@flammulatedowl47 Emperor crimson

[@NeoMatrix5]

"Hi Billy Mays here, for the Otsosuck" Fry: Shut up and take my money!

[@zacharypanelo2245]

Finnaly a different comment

[@pee3296]

I still don’t get it what is an otsosuck

[@mishasovietbear6355]

@@pee3296 otsosuck is the combination of the russian word otsosat' (which means to give a blowjob) and the english word suck

[@dylan2682]

10:17 I can't say I was expecting that, Maybe next time I won't watch youtube on my TV next to my younger brother...

[@zachjohnson598]

i wish i had seen this comment sooner 🤦‍♂️

[@riff1076]

Were they doing what I think they were doing or... it's a lag?

[@Rocketfoot7]

13:39 omg I didn't realize how much I missed the old school, out of control Jackaboy giggles until now 😂 I feel like its been ages since he's laughed like that!

[@carmelitagonzalez4862]

Omg it was the cutest laugh I've ever heard, now I have an even bigger crush on him 😭💖

[@LightLull]

He’s so sweet

[@DarlingDevil4691]

I know he’s friggen adorable 😂😍❤️

[@sashamitrin5113]

Chain reaction starts at 13:08._

[@kingsmanmagichd8025]

13:41 Was probably the most wholesome laugh I’ve ever heard from Jack

[@tltherealest]

Thanks for uploading on my birthday jack this is the best present ever

[@christiangonzalez7666]

But he uploaded dailey

[@subarashiikylox]

@@christiangonzalez7666 don't tell him...

[@blep8671]

‘’This is either un underground gym or I’m about to get murdered’’ - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@El_1Rodriguez]

"I love to quote n milk what jack says for likes and completely forget about it later" -isla ponce

[@killrite]

*B*

[@acertifiedmemeologist9944]

*C*

[@muscledoggs566]

*D*

[@yashagoro5438]

*E*

[@keysp1910]

"This guy's elbow is about to pop out and fly across the room and stab someone in the face." LoL 😆

[@meikwiedemann8499]

I allmost died at that one xD

[@macoysilva5956]

😂

[@jacobwalker3880]

0:00 “This game looks stupid I’d never play it” 13:10 “So what’s this called again and where can I buy it?”

[@calicoshade175]

JaycubePlays I’m wondering the same thing lol

[@bomoore9872]

@@calicoshade175 kinda weird for that reason 😬

[@voiduss7563]

lel

[@grideagames3407]

JaycubePlays look in the title

[@itsmebaige9804]

"Real Men Showers With Their Clothes On" Jack 2019

[@karlmarx9877]

*their

[@donatoalegado9249]

Haha Hakdog

[@itsmebaige9804]

@@donatoalegado9249 Ha......ha ....... Halelujah

[@donatoalegado9249]

@@itsmebaige9804 HAHa Habol

[@itsmebaige9804]

@@donatoalegado9249 Ha.......Ha........GAKIS Srry Man

[@joshjlmgproductions3313]

Jack: Jokes about liking vore. Also Jack: *Sees the inside of a mouth* "Eh, gross!"

[@ClownHoundII]

Maybe Jack wants to be the predator and not the prey.

[@soul6733]

@@ClownHoundII You're up to something.

[@ClownHoundII]

@@soul6733 I don't actually like vore. I just know about thinks to the internet. FML.

[@Lboogieg]

This is literally the best video he’s done in a while, it’s just full of randomness and nonsense!! It’s hilarious! 😂

[@alexanderm8801]

All his videos are the best, so uh- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@shofuyu_niceguy1]

Alexander M not all.

[@rwen2075]

69 likes

[@sundigest1121]

@@rwen2075 grow up

[@christophermillyboi511]

Rayene Boussetta shut up

[@donkeycon268]

4:18 *What the FBI agent sees through my phone screen every day*

[@markbebawy6370]

Watching Jack laugh his ass off playing this legit brought a smile to my face, his smile and laugh are just so contagious

[@princessthyemis]

I know right?!?!😋😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_spacedout.dork_9809]

Yes

[@brenbananas5461]

Sean: "ARE YOU READY-" me: aye aye captain?

[@evanricerdson1076]

Bri Bananas I can’t hear you

[@brenbananas5461]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

[@ritaaguilera5455]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@brenbananas5461]

WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

[@nowshazad9211]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[@arieonconway3118]

Jack: ARE YOU READY TO GET GAINS? Me: laying in bed eating junk food. Did y’all hear sum?

[@gamingdogs1417]

Same was eating pizza and watching this...

[@ireallydontcare1866]

Samee sis 😂👀

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

(Eating French fries) u say something?

[@arieonconway3118]

MaLaKai: Lmaoao

[@SadFemboy]

He meant gains as in muscle. Not gains as in "gaining diabetes and obesity"

[@GameTutorExploringVideoGames]

Meanwhile, one guy keeps doing bicep curls without getting fetigued or anything lol

[@AnnieYuki]

1:03 "Dude, you can keep runnin' ALLLL yu want but you can't get any further away from your problems" -Jack 2019

[@astleyrick7150]

I'm in 2020 and everyone's dead. Greetings 2019 man

[@YayaFeiLong]

14:00 "I can't say I've ever played something like this before" Anybody else remember _Douchebag Workout?_

[@c.g.d1899]

I think it was _Douchebag Simulator_ but yeah you're right

[@tank7456]

It was a series of games, douchebag life was one of them, and douchebag workout, douchebag workout 2, douchebag chick, and douchebag beach

[@TheXGamerNeedsRice]

@@c.g.d1899 its douchebag workout

[@breadstarter3087]

I was right

[@markeyeplier5196]

Big brain time

[@woozy_w2371]

It's weird to see Sean without a smol man bun- He looks great, though

[@entity42]

Oh

[@BUNERIGOR127]

Yeah I know its weird for me to but ill get used to it😂

[@gamingdogs1417]

Wait.. is he even still the gealic gladiator any more?!

[@laurenbear4670]

yh he does :)

[@marycleminson9778]

I think its wierd too

[@ashiruedin]

13:42 that was the most adorable laugh in the world 🥺💘

[@DracaVEVO]

Girls locker room: “ugh I hate P.E.” Boys locker room: 7:03

[@BlueChickena_b]

BOYS LOCKER ROOM

[@Blackamaterasu12]

Where??? I have PE at public school and they have a locker room with showers but we don't get naked and stuff where does that happen?

[@PsycheXI]

@@Blackamaterasu12 it's a joke

[@DracaVEVO]

Demarcus Taylor it’s meme

[@nighthawk2203]

It would be awesome in the meme format

[@radicalmoderate-51]

“Are you ready to get those gains?!!!” Jack 2019

[@songoku.736]

13:39 never heard you laugh like that in ages 🤣🖤

[@hiba4595]

7:12 is it just me or did the other dude say “ i bet he’s a virgin “ 😂

[@riversong8650]

I heard it too. And then another guy after say "I'll fix that" 😂😂

[@hiba4595]

Nikki Depetris offfffffff

[@abbassabdallah9429]

😂

[@ChoiceDK]

Hahahahha!

[@TricksnKhaos2750]

Yeah

[@malps7028]

13:41 Best Jacksepticeye Laugh Of Late 2019

[@MarshsAUTacity]

Not gonna lie, I love the moments when Séan is laughing so hard that he's 👌 this close to falling out of his chair because you can see how much fun he's having playing these games.

[@bill_nye_the_russian_spy1480]

Jack: "You can keep running all you want but you're not getting any further away from your problems" -Billy Bob Mcginty 2019

[@xCarnage819]

You are not Nugget

[@bill_nye_the_russian_spy1480]

@@xCarnage819 Yes I am!..You will get snapped away >:(

[@D3LTA_TH3_D3M0N]

Jack: *"YOU BETTER PUT THAT SANDWICH DOWN!!"* **Me slowly putting my garlic bread down** "I'm sorry.."

[@UN_BOXT]

*sobs while eating hula hoops*

[@lovelandtales527]

Me: *eats strawberries with dulce de leche* Me: no

[@youraveragejoe65]

**Me slowly lowers my burger king burger** Don’t hurt me ;-;

[@damien1682]

When he said that I was literally stuffing my face with fries

[@lastredcrayon]

*drops pizza* but- I'm hungry..

[@aminthemar]

8:57 That scream has a lot of potential for memes

[@nephele8205]

Nobody: Seán: *ArE yOu ReaDY to GeT SwOLe* Me: *is spooked*

[@OatsandPorridge]

Well I mean its spooky season

[@nephele8205]

@@OatsandPorridge that it is

[@nephele8205]

@@jaydenrobertson3115 doot doot

[@OatsandPorridge]

@@nephele8205 woah that's weird I just got a notification of someone going live and her title is doot doot

[@nephele8205]

@@OatsandPorridge that is weird 😂

[@goldenplayboy6931]

New title: “Things Didn’t.... Work Out”

[@-xxpuppetmasterxx-111]

Jack: swears KZbin: *DEMONITIZED*

[@fluffkin7432]

- xXPuppetMasterXx - 10:21 or maybeit was that?

[@St_Banian]

Me: *trying to sleep Jack: IT’s TIME TO GET SWOLEEE!!!!

[@justj9205]

This has been “demonetised” with Jacksepticeye Edit-spelling

[@augustinesim1672]

demonetised*

[@VV-nw3lz]

Susan: “This comment has now been demonetized.”

[@justj9205]

This is the most likes I’ve ever got

[@makima1628]

this is like watching a jojos bizarre adventure except there’s a loud irish man screaming

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Part 9 confirmed

[@riff1076]

Also without a dog dying, usually that happens right away

[@arnavmiranda]

Are you ready to get swole? *Jacksepticeye, 2019*

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

He should have said "It's time to get Jacked!"

[@jeaniciasparkles]

SonOfAKing how is this not top comment??

[@Timmering]

SonOfAKing Damn! Good one! B)

[@bobertoz9562]

Please don’t stop playing this it’s absolutely hilarious. I think you would think the same since you were dying of laughter at the end.

[@cupunculus]

Jack: "U BETTER PUT DOWN THAT SANDWICH RIGHT NOW" Me: *but im just trying to eat breakfast :|*

[@God-qt1cb]

Why. Are. You. Eating. A. Sandwich. For. Breakfast.

[@rebeccajaeger5060]

It could be a egg and ham sandwich

[@God-qt1cb]

@@rebeccajaeger5060 I mean what's wrong with toast?

[@Ali_Radmard]

@@God-qt1cb I eat sandwich for breakfast too.

[@rxse183]

Uh oh Stinky there are breakfast sandwiches,, it’s completely normal

[@Braixie]

"I wanna go home" I have never heard a sentence I agree with so much in my life.

[@wolfyboy]

I love how when you enter the showers you hear the guys say "look at his eyelids." "I heard he's a virgin." "We'll fix that." XD

[@autisticgamer24]

8:56 LMAO now that's a damn perfect cuts scream.

[@murphylawton4451]

Jack: "Oh Yeah! Feel that Bernie Sanders!" Me: Lol Virginia: ...

[@MimiteMarion]

As a Virginian, this is accurate

[@Rin-qj7zt]

he's not american so he can make jokes without taking sides lol

[@lostagain6391]

Awkward, because of my name. bruh. murphys for life.

[@DGoldy303]

Interestingly, Bernie just had a heart attack.

[@Rin-qj7zt]

@@DGoldy303 he's okay though. it was a mild one. he didn't pass out or faint as far as i know, and he was discharged pretty quick. i wouldn't think the joke had anything to do with the heart attack though if that's what you are thinking. was probably recorded before it.

[@legendarydanipoo7060]

The moment he enters the showers is the best thing i've seen in a long time

[@abigaleventer3442]

13:40 Jack I was eating and i almost choked on my food because of that laugh. That honestly made my day 🤣☺️🤣

[@pandasdraw962]

Jack:"PUT THE SANDWICH DOWN RIGHT NOW." Me: *Eats cookie instead*

[@tanyabetonti1085]

Bitch hell na it’s all about that double chocolate cake

[@jazzloveslatte318]

"i run out of stamina, but I don't know how to get up" Plank baby! Let's gooo!

[@vivvie9602]

"PUT DOWN THAT SANDWICH RIGHT NOW" me, eating my last fry: **cries**

[@ianmurphy1193]

I was eating noodles

[@terraboy2006]

Jack: YOU BETTER PUT DOWN THAT SANDWICH Me: looking around in my house for secret cameras

[@Thewaff305]

I was eating some cinnamon rolls, but still looked around😂😂

[@eliseblair5228]

Honestly haven’t laughed so hard in years 😂! The freaking sex scene shock omg

[@HarryStikers]

Which one? The one with the dude had me howling.

[@eliseblair5228]

Harry The Ripper yup the one that shocked Jack completely 😂. So unexpected

[@poultryman9204]

2:04 "Look at the tig old bitties on this one!" -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

"I'm gay." - A gay person, 2019

[@poultryman9204]

@@ripvanwinkle9935 nice :)

[@shanehope4986]

Lol

[@Biolumins]

*subtle yourfavouritemartian reference*

[@indoorjetpacks]

Me, already having watched GrayStillPlays play this mess of a simulator: oh jack you're in for a treat

[@XerxesTexasToast]

White-haired chick: "You think you can just say things to me?"

[@_del_5510]

So nobody’s going to talk about the freaky shower/locker room? No? Okay...

[@hexbrennisteinn]

_del_ we don’t talk about that

[@yunogasai9447]

@@hexbrennisteinn yea keep it to our selves

[@dianamaioru497]

13:36 The hardest Jack has ever laughed in 2019. 💚

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Diana Maioru This is my favorite part of the video! I love it when Jack laughs so hard he briefly leaves the screen! 💚😂😂💚

[@princessthyemis]

@@Lesley_RedRhody me too!!!! I love seeing him laugh, and so hard! It makes me happy!!

[@tpghl5225]

"oo look at the tig ole bitties on this one" lmao

[@GamerGirl0120-w2g]

"ARE YOU READY TO GET SWOLL?" Me: * shakes head *

[@avaobrien2925]

Jack I’m begging you at this stage PLEASE PLAY LITTLE MISFORTUNE I know you’re busy but please you seemed to really enjoy the demo so please consider it

[@Evan-ep3yb]

Me: sees people talking in gym Them: let’s work out and get fat

[@miss.mar_mar7871]

*B I G B R A I N*

[@1mphulse]

Jack is the type of person to drink protein while playing games And still gain muscle mass

[@Willotaku9000]

Jackaboy McGinty: "YOU BETTER PUT DOWN THAT SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!!" Me: But it's peanut butter&jelly with no crusts and cut in half...I ain't putting it down!

[@SoggyRaspberry]

The ad before this was, “do you love your church?” And so I skipped, and all I hear is, “ARE YOU READY TO GET SWOLE”

[@briannajones5184]

Imagine if that was an ad for a church

[@its_me_artistic_p4506]

3:28 Jack: this is what you see right before you die. Me: heh. guess i’ll be laughing before i die.

[@jawstheduck9864]

Jack: Put down that sandwich cause we’re going to the gym! Me who is currently eating a grilled cheese: How can you see?

[@carlinkag2525]

Grilled cheese is the best

[@badrooster7800]

0:53 That Was The Best Voice On That Bodybuilder Ever Jacksepticeye Way To Go :)

[@ArtHollow]

The guy running on the treadmill combined with the intense rock/metal music at 1:04 is PERFECT and so freaking hilarious to me. I'm sad that I'm not seeing more comments about that.

[@4oli800]

Me : Just watched a video where I had to turn the volume a little higher and than clicks on this video Jack : ARE YOU READY TO GET SWOLE!?! Me : Guess I'm deaf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@zalaniea935]

I JUST GOT HOME, MADE A SANDWICH AND WAS EATING IT SOON AS I WATCHED THIS... Omg, I almost choked.

[@maskedcherry]

Jack: "You better put down that sandwich right now!" Me: *with a spoon full of cereal* ....so, am I allowed to eat this?

[@alunafire1378]

Jack: "You better put that sandwich down!" Me: "How did he know!?" :0

[@thewonderhamster1368]

jack: "ARE YOU READY TO GET SWOLEEE???!!??!!!!" me, having just woken up: hhh?!!

[@bunniebabyidol08]

Seán: 14:08 Me: *Wait what?!* 😶 Also... that laugh at 13:42 gave me life! 😄💚

[@52-bluue]

I feel like I've watched something I really shouldn't have🤣

[@lumina_]

Emojis are gay

[@52-bluue]

@@lumina_ Hmm..is gay supposed to be an insult of some sort?

[@Hailey018]

Jack: PUT DOWN THE SANDWICH Me: Eats shepherd's pie

[@adampustos1155]

"Otsosuck? What's otsosuck? *searches in the dictionary* oh-EW!" -This video in one statement

[@lumina_]

Do you know what it means?

[@Danganronpa2024]

" *Guurhh!* Oh yeah, feel that Bernie Sanders!" - *Jacksepticeye 2019*

[@Blue-bg1nb]

I have never laughed that hard in years, thank you so much jack for making me laugh again

[@scarcevoyage4079]

When this auto played while I was making a sandwich:/ Me: points to sandwich "but sandwich "

[@twistedandrew5652]

No one : Not a single soul : Jacksepticeye : "hEy waSsUp giRL I SeE you looKInG aT theSe TeEtH :D " 2:20

[@Kongobongoes2007]

The form of the pushups in this game is 20x more better than most non gym-dudes doing pushups.

[@ananas9248]

Jack : *pumpin' metal song INTENSIFIES*

[@sahanamotta]

wow that title is literally me whenever i go to the gym

[@sahanamotta]

wait wtF JACK LIKED THIS

[@ellegrande7061]

@@sahanamotta congrats!! I'm so happy for u🖤

[@sahanamotta]

Elle Grande aww thank u so much!!

[@ellegrande7061]

@@sahanamotta 💖

[@peopleandanimalslovm]

Him starting the video off with a deep voice My face 😳 I'm used to him yelling but not with that deep voice 😂

[@catsnsoof]

and now it's time for a random punny joke: a man went to a zoo the only animal in the zoo was a dog it was a shitzu

[@kingtongl3g3nd91]

Yes

[@catsnsoof]

@Holly Page awww I'm happy I could help :)

[@nuttkicker245]

Now that's clever, thank you buddy 😊

[@catsnsoof]

@@nuttkicker245 aww thanks and np

[@minecraftegg3607]

It took me way too long to get it but pretty good

[@lunerlilly]

"T pose and assert dominance." Lol

[@acethecinderace5528]

“Oh feel that Bernie Sanders” Oh you’ll feel him inside you soon enough

[@blobfish-ck4nc]

*FEEL THE BERNNNNN*

[@theaquaticadventurer5602]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[@mando9x]

"Something Jack said" -Jacksepticeye

[@dylan2478]

It’s time to stop

[@youraveragejoe65]

Pannekoek fax