THE CAKE IS A LIE | Portal - Part 1

[@fletcherreder6091]

When I was in college I had my laptop set up with the portal turret voice for various actions. Once I had forgotten to turn the volume down, and when I opened the lid it shouted 'tHeRe YoU aRe' in the middle of class and the professor cracked up.

[@AlexiaHoardwing]

Funfact: Portal was made by freshly hired from college team of students.

[@aces5thalternateaccount464]

*Turns off laptop* "Oh noo."

[@TheGeladoo]

@@aces5thalternateaccount464 Or "I don't blame you"

[@LmfaorozMinecraft]

I doubt the professor laughing part

[@GalaxyLotus12]

@Fletcher Reder how’d u set it up like that?

[@gangstergoat4741]

Sean: Some might even say speed is key Us: he did it, he said the funny meme thing

[@yonk3539]

Gangster Goat I’m not liking because of the comment even though it is good, but because of the username.

[@RevenantMain1]

That goat really does look gangster though

[@kichu2555]

Gangsta

[@moxieplayz9798]

No speed is not key speed is life

[@RevenantMain1]

@@moxieplayz9798 speed is a matter of perspective

[@novapynx1811]

Doug "Ratman" was the one who wrote all the stuff on the walls. He was a scientist (not a test subject) at Aperture before it all went to hell. Being the only person left alive after GLaDOS killed everyone else, he went crazy hiding in the walls, having no one but a companion cube. I went down a rabbit hole about the lore and secrets of this game years ago. I learned all there was to know of the backstory. (Don't remember half of it now though)

[@cubingzebra1973]

yeah me too

[@lunap6650]

Doug was schizophrenic from my understanding of the story and died after having an episode and gettingshot by a turret

[@gabrielfuhr5964]

Chell also survived, it was on bring your daughter to work day when everything went wrong.

[@cubingzebra1973]

@@gabrielfuhr5964 Oh yeah. Btw there were a few more scientists who survived so they could install the cores.

[@acevr8287]

Nova Pynx dougs companion Cube became his conscience she flooded the centre with deadly neurotoxin and when chell killed Glados and got knocked out he saw a robot dragging her back in he followed the robot and put chell up to the top of the wake up list so she got woke up and he tried to go back to his secret spot and then got shot by a sentry

[@footballxedits2111]

The best thing about this game is how innocent it looks until the 19th test and then it's a sci fi horror until the end. I actually felt scared when I got betrayed by Glados. No game has the same amount of impact as portal.

[@SilvUnoREQ]

When I got to the 19th test I said to my self "never trust sexy robot women"

[@uh8151]

@@SilvUnoREQ really brother.

[@SilvUnoREQ]

@@uh8151 yes man

[@uh8151]

@@SilvUnoREQ you know what, alright, why not.

[@Kira-do9tt]

So true tho, and there was thing I could never pass@@uh8151

[@galvingamer9182]

29:23 Turret: "Who's there?" Jack: "It's me, your dad" Turret: "Oh no!" *Unleashes a wave of bullets.*

[@troysmith8849]

I think you mean, 29:20.

[@Coffee_dragon16]

Hey your my dad boogie woogie woogie

[@Business_Ape]

That’s what you get for not bringing back milk!

[@conniebowles5716]

XD LOL

[@pricey70]

“ you said you went to get cigarettes I doubt that takes 20 years

[@theelementofsurprise5166]

Jack: “I wonder if there is a speed run to this game” Me: Flashbacks to the time I watched a guy finish portal with 15 portals and a few radios

[@MagusAgrippa8]

How does that even work? XD I know of the trick to reach the 'victory elevator' from earlier in the video without finishing the rooms on either side of it, but never heard of that.

[@pablodonoso7674]

I watched 1 in less than 7 minutes

[@ShynRaku]

i've watched the no portal run

[@Mindless78]

Jack has to do a reaction video to the speedrun or something, cause it's insane.

[@pablodonoso7674]

@@Mindless78 YES

[@themoldysausage]

"One might say Speed is key" Don't do me like dat. Don't tug on mah heart strings

[@dr.clockworks4_7]

Dont give me hope

[@murniali1491]

hahaha

[@nofriendoswitch3336]

SMILEY dammit. I was gonna day dat

[@monkeh218]

NoFriendo Switch why didn’t you day it?

[@dr.clockworks4_7]

@@nofriendoswitch3336 hhhaaa get fucked

[@MarkusEDU1]

idk about you but portal one is the most frightening game of all time. in most games there are assets like trees or grass but in portal everything feels so industrial and cold. and the feeling of loneliness is so well captured. in its final act where you kill Glados you get a glimpse of the outside world and i has never felt so alien from the world i entered. during its puzzles, when glados is silent and when the turrets are absent. you begin to hear the music and the music is the most loneliest thing I've ever heard it makes you feel like your in a large field devoid of life. and that's why portal one is my favorite game.

[@renthehag]

“Don’t get killed by it.” *immediately gets killed by it* “I knew that was gonna happen!” *immediately gets killed by it a second time*

[@Fedico7000]

safety was a lie.

[@hotelvalsinestra6380]

gets kill a second time: WOW I WASENT SUSPECTING THAT MAN

[@randomcrusader5632]

Hotel Val Sinestra I bet you weren’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

[@RustyRed05]

Jack gettin killed wasn’t exactly immediate

[@ember-brandt]

That was beautiful lol

[@code_koriel]

Portal: "THE CAKE IS A LIE" Platform: "THE PANNA COTTA IS THE MESSAGE."

[@karmacamel3184]

I love this comment 😂...I want to give more than 1 like!

[@Sasha10134]

Your my savior

[@Sasha10134]

I love that movie and this game. Awesome

[@jacksepticeye]

I just watched that recently haha so amazing

[@williamhowells806]

@@jacksepticeye are you planning to play to play ff7 remake

[@skittybug6937]

"I've never looked up a speedrun of this." Do. It's insane. Especially the "minimum portals" ones.

[@ZeBanded]

Chell wakes up Glados: Hello, and... Chell:*breaks laws of physics* Glados: well frick

[@Anklejbiter]

Congratulations, you euthanised your companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. This next test is impos-well, you found me.

[@juiceboxzombie]

every single inbounds portal run BLOWS my MIND

[@ZealanTanner]

Oh my gosh yes it's insane

[@smallerhumanoid3882]

Gotta say as a speedruner of this game that has done inbounds no sla in 22 mins this is lols

[@Professor38-r1ck]

2 years later and it's still one of his favorite games. and 15 years ago it was just a small game. now it's a huge series apart of the half life series

[@MaskedGamer10001]

Portal is a part of the half life series

[@shadowsnstars]

@@MaskedGamer10001 it is its own series, even though it shares the same universe as half life

[@CJTHEAUTISTICGAMER]

@@shadowsnstars it's still part of the Half Life series....

[@shadowsnstars]

@@CJTHEAUTISTICGAMER its not

[@Three_Random_Words]

"huge series"? It's just two games, then Valve stopped for some reason, despite it being very popular?

[@nopenope273]

I love how when Jack is responding to GLaDoS he looks up like he’s actually talking at a security camera

[@codeeagle78]

Yeah same here haha XD

[@hotsauce5314]

Maybe he is and we just don't know it

[@that1person932]

@@hotsauce5314 just anti reading the comments: oh no i've been caught

[@sirincompetent758]

@@that1person932 how do you anti read a comment

[@vicviper2005]

What if he is and we are just listening to the audio

[@hamdaniadam6283]

34:48 Jack: "He was like a lover and a brother.. Not at the same time that's weird." Pewds: "He was like a father and a lover at the same time."

[@Charlotte-111]

So pewds called something a daddy?

[@gnikola2013]

Poor Sven

[@swen6390]

He was a father to me i loved him like a son*

[@federicopieruzzi1162]

Pewds: *stares in Alabama*

[@Yormangandyr]

They go like + /- magnets

[@ryanmccormick1591]

2014 “the cake is a lie” 2020 “everything is cake”

[@pinkthunderproductions5983]

2030 ”everything is a lie”

[@alec4041]

Always has been

[@mirstrikesback]

2065 “cakes don’t exist”

[@jesseniapinto3375]

Always has been..

[@yourfriendlysleepparalysis7169]

@@mirstrikesback 2085 “exist is not cake”

[@nuggie8849]

GLaDOS: Talking about safety measures Jack: *G I M M I E T H E B E A N S*

[@rebeccafaleao]

B E A N S

[@Mister_PSP]

B E A N S

[@Raven_Is_Baby]

B E A N S

[@AFap3]

“[ __ ]” -KZbin subtitles 2020

[@canicadventure]

29:21 Jack: "It's me, your dad!" Turret: **Immediate shooting**

[@therealsin380]

🤣

[@valo1326]

Turret be like : "Where were you when i needed you"

[@hellointernet4467]

@@valo1326 *_NO,_* But You Will *_NEVER_* Be Anywhere Again Cuz *_NOBODY_* Needs You.

[@hellointernet4467]

@@valo1326 You Be Like: *_DEAD._*

[@hellointernet4467]

@@therealsin380 *_SHUT THE FUCK UP._*

[@mrtuxedo1467]

Portal was not a mod. Portal was inspired by a college project named “Narbacular Drop” which had a simplified version of the portal mechanics. Valve saw the project and hired the students who made it to make Portal

[@shaheenthomas]

Lord gaben recognized that potential and bought those fools instantly

[@shaheenthomas]

And what legendary fools they are

[@leod.v.3854]

I think he got the creation of portal mixed up with the Stanley parable which did start as a mod

[@shaheenthomas]

@@leod.v.3854 or maybe dota

[@shaheenthomas]

@@leod.v.3854 or pubg

[@Squashh_1]

Turns out Jack is the smartest person ever and he's just failing for our entertainment

[@Bionicman76]

Squashh_1 hmmm..... (flashbacks) ....... no

[@ultmatium2143]

top 10 anime plot twists lol

[@limejello2882]

BIG BRAAAIN

[@goraya08]

The cock is a lie

[@Ju5tCoin]

I got the 500th like on this comment

[@menthols4625]

Whats incredible is that Portal 2 is a better sequal in pretty much every aspect and that is saying a hell of a lot when Portal 1 is already such an amazing game. It's one of those great games where you expect the sequal to be worse or the same, then they top it substantially, making it one of the best series of all time IMO and definitely the best puzzle games. GlaDDos is a villain that is so amazingly done that everyone loves her and wants to be friends with her, even though she wants to kill them.

[@conanbarbarian9719]

"this game's only like six hours long isn't it?" It really has been a long time since Sean played portal.

[@iveharzing]

Well it's 6 hours if you don't know what you're doing, but Jack has already played it so it'll probably take 2 hours.

[@pixel4901]

Took me 99 mins exactly

[@kubiborglar]

took me 40 minutes, played it 5 years ago🤷

[@Abatsberg]

I did it in ca 3 h

[@michaelwave9831]

Beat it in 45

[@fr3ak1ng0ut8]

6:23 actually the game was originally made by some students in a school! it wasn’t called portal but it was a puzzle based game (with shitty early 2000s graphics, might i add) that involved the use of blue and orange colour coded gateways that you could place to avoid obstacles in a dungeon, with monsters and stuff. someone at valve saw the idea, liked it, and hired those students to work on the project that became portal! portal wasn’t even meant to be a big deal, it was just a bonus in the orange box, but people liked it so much they made a second game :)

[@johnthedork723]

I think it was called Narbakular Drop or something like that, right?

[@soap4124]

Epic

[@shem7146]

@The Rythulian subjective

[@boyanpetrov1683]

@@shem7146 damn all he said that they weren't as bad as people are saying, so stfu 🤣

[@colecoal1365]

@WAYNE GOHEEN No, that was it's own thing I thought, I think CS:S was the game.

[@kfire5966]

Jack: “I’ve got no legs!!!” Felix: “First Time?”

[@connacel]

😂

[@goodseedwellnessco.707]

*slow claps* Beautiful absolutely beautiful

[@cyanidemonkey3957]

I was gonna say that joke...

[@ivislazo3066]

If you gunna use Felix real name then use Séan

[@ivislazo3066]

For jack

[@blackknight7479]

Jack: "many games tried to be funny..." Deadpool: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU!"

[@lavenspace22]

funniest joke of em all

[@TheInfinityPrinting]

12:41 Jack: *"One might say speed is key"* Me: *"Ater that intro i'm not so sure about that"*

[@Blub_blubby]

"There's some cool hidden secrets like this one!" *Completely ignores second secret room*

[@Thatweirdguy8619]

That's Jack for ya and he was staring right at it too

[@Zladiian]

@@Thatweirdguy8619 Time?

[@hodgefreak_203]

@@Zladiian the entirety of testing room 17 at 30:08

[@nighpaw4651]

@@Thatweirdguy8619 I'm pretty sure he noticed it, I think he mentioned it a tiny bit

[@jennarose13]

That weird guy Coca-Cola’s lookin

[@mihneab2621]

30:04 “she said “thank you Android”, that’s not my real name” She knows you’re the Android sent by cyberlife, Jack

[@danielbalai6547]

Jack you're busted

[@trolgar9749]

i love you

[@silentninja1349]

That's a critical hit, 28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@planweepy]

Ok, ngl, this comment thread had me laughing for a while 😂

[@mihneab2621]

Michael Whitson Didn’t want to leave him a chance, HUH ?

[@MeredithHagan]

I love the slow build of tension, the scars on the walls and the graffiti left behind by Dr. Rattmann. Amazing.

[@literallymynameliterallymy1207]

28:26 “They do feel pain, all simulated of course but real enough for them I suppose” -Wheatley

[@wObBlE73]

Ok

[@gala586]

"Simulated Pain is REAL pain! If my brain didn't simulate pain ..something....something.." -jacksepticeye

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

"Once again, excellent work." *"T h a n k"*

[@Diamondragon-om7ji]

Nørsk1 gee *tanks* alot

[@cardmusician5355]

My son forced me to watch GTLive with him. And now that immediately makes me think of Day Shift at Freddies

[@therealmrj1]

@@cardmusician5355 aww

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

@@cardmusician5355 Heh, yeah. That's the reason I commented it in the first place.

[@SayBinidus]

Jack: "Didn't people make a mod of this?" Me: "Yes. You started playing it and never finished it!!!!!"

[@laurenwoods4199]

Are you talking about that fan game for portal 2?

[@kaizen-x86]

@@laurenwoods4199 he abandoned it due to technical issues sadly

[@jacksepticeye]

I had horrible issues recording that game technically. I recorded more of it and the footage was all lost and corrupted sadly and I had to scrap the whole thing

[@PalpitoadLover]

jacksepticeye damn, I was wondering about it tbh

[@Kratos_1572]

@@jacksepticeye this is so sad also did you wash ur pen15

[@danielbaker3455]

11:40 I like how he said that hurt instead of that would hurt

[@taylorcarpenter8290]

First he’s playing Portal, then he says “speed is key,” and the it ends with wanting cake. Are we back in 2014?

[@TikkaCurry54]

I fucking wish

[@p_rneliushubert]

Gang Duck s a m e 2020 sucks.

[@eatit3]

Next thing you know Anitsepticeye will be in a video again.

[@jacobsimmons1719]

Havent looked at the replies but, yes, yes we are

[@taylorcarpenter8290]

E At I certainly hope so! Him and Marvin

[@decayingtruth8924]

“Toppa the morning today lad-..whatever” The Jack is a lie!

[@randomcrusader5632]

That Freakin' Scout Jeséan!

[@trueblue2475]

That damn Juh sean!

[@ireallydontgiveafuck7164]

dat jack is a SPY

[@BemBeanie]

Everytime I watch someone play Portal, I think about pickles so I end up eating some. Ever since I did that, it has become a tradition for me to eat pickles whenever someone does a playthrough of Portal. Im still unsure if this is a good thing.

[@scam7698]

@bembe That’s awesome, totally a good thing.

[@sirincompetent758]

incredible. I have kinda the same thing but i always eat a hotdog whenever i see a let's play of rhythm heaven fever

[@trulymiraclouse1024]

It's popcorn for me, but I finished it already. Rewatching while eating actual cake lmao

[@thegaminglord2190]

@@trulymiraclouse1024 at least your cake wasn't a lie

[@trulymiraclouse1024]

@@thegaminglord2190 If I ate all of it within 10 seconds, does that make it a lie? 😂

[@SigmaSixSoftware]

Jack: speed is key Speed runners: ahhhhhh I’d be done the game by now

[@leshy1878]

"Is that thing gonna come bck and hit me?" *Chell having to stan there and almost die due to a big brain irishman*

[@arkangel0033]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"- Cave Johnson

[@valo1326]

"When life gives you lemmons, you aimlessly hurl them at pedestrians" - someone, somewho.

[@hellointernet4467]

@@valo1326 *Said NO ONE Ever

[@hellointernet4467]

Wrong Game, Bitch.

[@ember-brandt]

@@hellointernet4467 ^ The fuck with the hostility? But it is the wrong game, lol.

[@thebluedragon493]

When life gives you lemons throw them away because you can't make Apple pie with lemons

[@lisandepuredream9056]

Jack: companion cube, I love you me: *flashbacks of that theory of them having humans forcefully crammed in them*

[@SassySyntax]

I was looking for this comment! They even support that theory in the Lego version by having bones come out of the cubes if you break them. 👀

[@eazygamer70]

That always creeped me out

[@Yormangandyr]

Gam theris

[@erikm5221]

BuT tHaTs JuSt A tHeOrY a GaMe ThEoRy

[@connernewt7678]

YES, GAME THEORY!

[@chhlx881]

Jack: *Almost gets through the entire game* Also Jack: Well that’s it for the first episode! Me: This is still the first episode?

[@superkobster]

6:08 actually, the concept was originally made by a group of young programmers, who created a little game titled "narbacular drop", it was a bit like a prototype portal, and valve loved the idea so much, that they hired the programmers to make a new game, and the programmers eventually came up with portal after some time working on it!

[@williewalrus]

Superkobster I was looking for this comment

[@limejello2882]

"I never looked up a speed run of this game, it must be crazy fast" *looks up Portal Speed runs* 1st- CantEven, Time without loads- 6m 53s 655ms Time with loads- 7m 22s 493ms Vault save- Yes Platform- PC So uh yeah, crazy fast

[@limejello2882]

@Star Shadows . _. My bad

[@limejello2882]

@Star Shadows Yes it is :]

[@limejello2882]

@Star Shadows Thank you :D

[@OperatorVanta]

yeah they glitch the shit outta things

[@DHIRAL2908]

Damn! I can't even finish one level in 7mins!

[@abiadleln4988]

48:37 Imagine there being a third person view at this part I just died because just seeing what this would look like in my head to see someone sticking sideways out of the wall is just hilarious

[@brutality75577]

there is a co-op mode in portal 2

[@grayskyee]

"She said Android, that's not my name." You're right, You name is Connor and you're the a-

[@infiniteampersandmusic]

Uh Oh

[@chedddakoala4398]

@@CeaWasInUse I clicked on it to see what the *1* reply was and there you are with 20 seconds ago above you, lmfao

[@spider_bryce_x2319]

Hi I'm the Android sent by cybrelife

[@maddie6589]

Beautiful

[@TheDeadRice]

Robot do this thing “no” DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

[@insertusernamehere11yearsago]

“When life gives you lemons...don’t make lemonade. I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make them RUE the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson LEMONS!” -Portal 2

[@sammylammy996]

You skipped a couple parts

[@insertusernamehere11yearsago]

Sammylammy Ik I did what I could from memory

[@EggCr0issant]

I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[@insertusernamehere11yearsago]

EggCr0issant Hell yeH

[@EggCr0issant]

honestly same. i’ve got it written down on a tshirt

[@DMphobia]

At the risk of sounding like a complete nerd; Portal (as a concept) was first created by a group of students attending the DigiPen Institute of Technology. The game project, called Narbacular Drop at the time, was only a project being worked on, but when the students got to meet Gabe Newell, he was so impressed with the work that he offered them all full-time jobs at VALVe. The team was put to work and, using the majesty of the Source engine, created what is now known as Portal.

[@MaskedKittyYT]

Lthe ah yes, back in the day when valve made a lot of games. i mean they recently got us all excited but it’s been a while since then, you know? i wonder what would’ve happened if valve wasn’t interested and they made the game themselves, i gotta admit in that way i’m curious.

[@altoalty13]

Masked Kitty bruh, half life alyx

[@xxlaurennickole]

We need Left 4 Dead 3!

[@alansun697]

@@MaskedKittyYT I mean i think valve is in a position do not do anything until they have to. like csgo getting updates now because Valorant is in a CLOSED beta and maybe a new cs source around the same time valorant will actually be released.

[@DaGamingCore]

also fun fact: Portal was put in the same universe as Half-Life because they had to borrow assets from Half Life 2 due to a low budget

[@thegary-pw5oi]

"the enrichment centre is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake" ooh yum human flavour cake my favourite 35:00

[@z0di4k_monkey71]

Jack messes up his intro: Everyone for the next 3 months: let's make a meme for jack's funniest home videos

[@unaprekodravac9666]

Still waiting for next episode of it ...

[@phatboy4321]

More like *ITS MEME TIME, ITS MEME TIME*

[@sonethehe8385]

Blastedminion05 IT'S MEME TIME, IT'S MEME TIME

[@Stiltzr]

sone the he THE ONLY CURE FOR SADNESS

[@trippeverett5133]

I was wanting for this since he played portal Coop

[@jordanlavergne7041]

"I had a close connection with Clive!" -Shows Jack using Clive as a bullet shield-

[@hannahbentley_05]

“He was like a lover and a brother - not at the same time , that’s weird.” - jack 2020

[@kilveccirtep4906]

He's also me, Clive.

[@underthreat3650]

Nani it’s full at the same time this is Alabama bro

[@indecx1878]

"It still kind of breaks my brain." Well just wait for Portal: Reloaded. That shit broke my brain real fuckin fast.

[@yonderalt2662]

It did for me as well but the puzzles for that were absolutely amazing... except for Test Chamber 22... it's puzzle was bs as it broke the game's own rules and it was the only time I truly was stuck and had to look up what to do Portal: Reloaded - Test Chamber 01: AI Voice: "This future version of the cube can be moved freely without affecting its counterpart in the present. It will stay wherever you leave it as long as the present cube's destiny is not altered in any way." Portal: Reloaded - Test Chamber 22: Puzzle: "Oh no! Anyways..."

[@johnnytest750]

Game: something major happens, Jack: puts broken cup in toilet

[@finnegan6464]

literally everyone who played the game did that

[@2ndkirbyever]

Seán: "I don't think Portal 1 is actually that hard." Chamber 18: "Imma end this man's whole career."

[@kevinthemusician4767]

God I had to look it up on how to beat it

[@rebeccamacdonald6837]

Ruins everyone's career

[@dddd-dm9we]

this is the one with the rotating turrets in the platforms above acid right

[@LUIGIMAN309]

@Yochana on my first playthrough it took like 20 min for me

[@YagizBagdatli]

It wasnt that hard

[@PentaromaLMA0]

Jack: **messes up his intro** The comment section: _so youve chosen to be quoted_

[@Tomcatsz]

I'm your 69th like 6 ) 6

[@carealoo744]

This comment is genius

[@prdus]

How did I not realise you could grab active turrets?

[@NiennaFan1]

Rip

[@johnthedork723]

I love how, if you played this game for the first time, you might might think GLaDOS’s lines are just pre-recorded messages. But as you play, you start to notice her making more and more specific jokes and comments on your performance. And the jokes she makes start to be less... tasteful. And then you realize that she’s a fully sentient AI, and not, in fact, pre-recorded messages.

[@Giga_0G]

Does he know the turrets say things like: "I don't blame you..." and "No hard feelings." When you kill them?

[@popman4502]

awww.... that's so sad.

[@GrassyGlade]

That... god dammit yer making me cry.

[@TheCorruptClown32518]

And "I'm different from them"

[@cosmiceyness]

that shit made me feel so bad

[@johnthedork723]

@void mushrooms Uhhh... 👁👁👄👁👁

[@mabman3235]

Me: Ah, this is the part were the stairs break under you. Jack: *Walks up stairs as they break* 43:41 Me: stops eating toast

[@atiny_my901]

Mabman32 wait 69 likes

[@nof1008]

So true!

[@Iheartdgd]

Me: makes toast

[@themumblingdumpling2838]

I did the same thing as him, didn't ever realise that they break, lol

[@techny3000]

He's literally the first person I've ever seen that has managed to do that lol

[@hollowbread3946]

The cake is a lie, The part where he kills you and Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. The holy trinity of the Portal series.

[@youtubeminute4388]

“Alexa do you know glados?” “We haven’t really talked since what happened” Edit: “Alexa do you know glados?” “Glados, I remember her, I met her at her birthday party, she gave me cake. Now let’s get back to testing I mean answering questions”. Edit: changed the first question to give the right response.

[@ryanjacobi6442]

me: hey google do you know glados? google: she used to be a rebel, but now she's a couch potato

[@olenhol2przez4]

Yea, I love how inportant this game and its story is. Thats why I rly hope people from Valve will stop coining in dosh from steam and start making games again.

[@youtubeminute4388]

Ryan Nel try different forms of the questions since they tend to give different responses.

[@youtubeminute4388]

Olenhol after seeing how half life Alex went, they really do need to make a new game.

[@youtubeminute4388]

Wolfy_ and bex she has other references as well: “Alexa have you talked to Cortana” “Alexa up up down down left right left right B A”

[@Fin_Eetu]

”Im going to die in a multiple ball murded” 2014 Jack: ”I LOVE BALLS!!!!”

[@markb_0992]

FIN EPE murded?

[@c_zero-zu7vg]

"Some of us are gay, Karen." or "Some of us have feelings, GLaDOS

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

Gia Both.

[@louisejones8154]

You suck

[@thisisit9741]

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

[@jesslynalvina6356]

@@thisisit9741 this is amazing

[@losereye]

@Phobetor 44 I do both

[@fireballrocking3249]

"i want one that actually shoots people" -American Jack

[@gilknafo8286]

Jack throws Clive away: "He was like father to me"

[@dianamaioru497]

@gil Knafo I loved him like my son

[@thegingergiant2683]

The guy who wrote all of the messages was “Doug Rattman”. He was a scientist who survived the initial slaughter from Glados. Those secrets spots are called his “dens” if I remember correctly. And you can actually hear him rambling to himself in Portal 2 if you go into a secret area. Doug Rattman is actually my favorite character, even if you never see him. Edit: Holy shit, I did not expect to get so many likes. Thank you very much!

[@thederpyafro194]

The best part about Rattman, is that the only times we ever get to see him is in a comic and a LEGO game. In the LEGO game you actually see him in the flesh... but it’s a lego game so you can’t really make out any definitive appearance traits besides hair since everyone’s looks and body shapes are similar in LEGO.

[@thegingergiant2683]

Teh Derpy Afro Right? And the fact that they remembered him to put him into Lego Dimensions was SO exciting to me. He’s an interesting, cool looking, and a very important character. Without him, Chell would have died. Sadly though, we never find out if he actually died at the end of the comic. However, when he closes the pod to rest, he uses his hand to make sure it doesn’t close all the way.. Maybe he’s still alive?

[@byeetch]

Jesus

[@the_big_har]

Hah yes a portal lore fan like me. Here have music lyrics Well here we are again, It's always such a pleasure, Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed, Except I wasn't laughing, Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom take it, That's what I'm counting on, I used to want you dead but, Now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you, (Maybe not quite as heavy), Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up, So I could live forever, It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. You've got your short, sad life left, That's what I'm counting on, I'll let you get right to it, Now I only want you gone. Goodbye, my only friend, Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad, Well you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now, When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.(Redacted) Go make some new disaster, That's what I'm counting on, You're someone else's problem, Now I only want you gone, Now I only want you gone, Now I only want you gone.

[@the_big_har]

@@thegingergiant2683 still alive. I love portal music

[@Sky._.broadband]

Okay can we just talk about the fact that seáns imitation of the turrets “are you still there” was spot on!!

[@quoudan1021]

Sean?

[@ryanmorrow8287]

Quoudan jack’s real name is sean

[@thomasmckeever91]

Jesus, yeah😂

[@Sky._.broadband]

Quoudan yes jacksepticeyes real name is Seán

[@Aster_is_a_star]

He is so smart in the brain hole that he didn't know that idiom is actually a word

[@orangexlightning]

"This game is only like 6 hours long isn't it?" Actually. When you're just focusing on completing the game, know what you're doing, and not even speed running, it's just like. An hour long.

[@Tulip_bip]

i've played through this game tons of times, and yeah, i'd say an hour is reasonable

[@pumpkinsoda9017]

yeah, i tried to record one playthrough once it didn't go well, turns out the screen recorder i was using couldn't record fullscreen games so it just recorded an hour of my desktop

[@FishCantPlay]

@@cannonsaki932 wow what a great contribution

[@bubbles1044]

I play the game around 5 times a year and I blast through it pretty quick

[@mosti72]

@@pumpkinsoda9017 At least you didn't Livestream that

[@Xani13]

Who else is missing Jack saying "A whooshy woosh!" as expected when he goes through the portals under the momentum testing?

[@ayitsalex2893]

me 100%

[@petraalettanagy675]

Me 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

[@FrancisAngeloMalubay]

I can hear his voice just from reading that

[@Xani13]

@@FrancisAngeloMalubay IKR!? ^_^

[@LukeDennis12]

SS4Xanatos h

[@frostchak2163]

About 20 seconds after jack said, “Are you still there?” A turret said it, and it sounded identical. Btw are we not gonna talk about how depressing the turrets are?

[@aidengardiner2268]

Designed to fool targets i think with there inosent voices SORRY for the misspell

[@ManasGangwar]

I do feel bad about them. I mean they are sentient, and you kind of just go around and destroy their "lives".

[@cosmofire5657]

when i was a kid, i felt so bad for them that i was hell-bent on keeping as many turrets alive as possible. i'm pretty sure it nearly took me a whole hour to solve the part at 35:40 because i was trying so hard to save every turret, but the one on the left just kept falling into the acid.

[@togathefurry8474]

Sad turrets

[@aidenbrevans6045]

There faced a weird robot but nothing can save them from CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

[@Spiralitism]

This is so nostalgic comming back to portal, jeez. I played portal when I was like 12 on my X-Box 360 and I absolutely grinded that game and tried to get my abosule best speedruns. Watching jacksepticeye struggle trough the different levels just gives me memories of when I played it for the first time, absolutely a banger! I even OBLITERIATED my controller because I couldn't get past the momentum part 🤣love you jack, you're my childhood

[@voltavidTony]

I've played Portal twice, once normal, the second time trying to take the radio through all the chambers. I have 5 hours on record. Also, Portal was the game that got me into gaming in the first place. I loved it so much that when I saw Portal 2 on the shelves I bought the shit out of it on the spot.

[@pencils7351]

I've played Portal 1&2 way too many times, I think most of what I did the summer I was 12 was replay both of them constantly. I got into gaming _young,_ PvZ when I was 5 being my first time, at the time I hadn't started school yet so I taught my grandpa how to play so he could read stuff for me. I was a resourceful little girl

[@cometapollo]

Did you ever get the radio thing done?

[@femboygaming1827]

Did you succeed in the radio challenge?

[@slojoe6704]

Jack: messes up “the top of the morning to ya laddies” Everyone: you career is over

[@somerandomsylveon8250]

true

[@roj22fetals6]

I wanna know why he hasn't doing that intro I like it when he do that :( Edit: why nobody answering my question :(

[@spacist3077]

Toleladds

[@jazzyangelflower3344]

"You career is over"

[@eb924]

Press f to pay oofles for jacks intro

[@LUIGIMAN309]

Jack: "This game is only like 6 hours.. isn't it?" More like 1 and a half but sure

[@johnnooyen461]

~6-16 minutes if it’s a speedrun

[@jaxxbakliy8999]

Portal Is Between 2-10 hours on a first playthrough

[@WykeRowerMedia]

@@jaxxbakliy8999 it's not first playthrough tho so probably quicker

[@kanishkbhatnagar8718]

Yup 2nd part was bigger

[@foxeon6496]

Wat

[@endertgyjvcvcdfg]

Can we all agree that GLaDOS's voice change after you burn the first core is hot. Props to her voice actor, she did great.

[@benpoole9157]

Jack: I’m a top and a bottom Me: NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE

[@silvernightray7701]

Jack is versatile confirmed.

[@eden-elysium]

You can be! It’s called being a switch

[@user-ef3zn5ih2lkuroomade]

He's both

[@gachaking1638]

I am a switch bitch it is possible

[@eur0be4t3r]

Man of culture

[@Sonaholic]

It sounds like he’s saying “Oregons” instead of “Organs” and I can’t stop thinking about how he’s breaking every Portland in his body

[@cfu5305]

*Orehgin*

[@josefzalusky7307]

That's one way to write an Oregin story.

[@Sonaholic]

Who’s we

[@Sonaholic]

Oh okay I thought you just meant as an American in general and I was about to say smth

[@texticks]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas as someone who lives in oregon, i can assure you it's not pronounced that way

[@Yandroooo]

ME: *sees jack playing portal* Also me: *Life is complete I need to do nothing. I have finished 100% yes*

[@sothasil7716]

This is a triumph

[@nickjackson3061]

I want to see him playing final fantasy 7 remake

[@kao_kaoru]

Did jack just marathon several Valve games? maybe he'll play other ones 👀

[@Luthen_Rael]

@@kao_kaoru hopefully he plays black mesa which is a half life 1 remame

[@Luci_Diavol]

Did you get the achievement for tax evasion?

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

I love how he's just casually putting pieces of glass in the toilet while Glados is trying to warn him

[@BlueManiac333]

Jacksepticeye "I'll explain the lore later" 23:00 : Doesn't go into the room of secrets that he's clearly looking at.

[@tron.6041]

BlueManiac do you mean 33:00

[@Thatweirdguy8619]

Oh thank god someone else noticed he did that

[@lyianx]

Jack: "Valve has some very good writers on their team" Well, they did.. until they got tired of Not making games, and moved on to other companies.

[@emerladnova123]

The Half-life Alyx writers were also extremely good they still have a lot of talent on their team.

[@ashleycat4]

Have you seen Russel in Half Life: Alyx? His lines were written beautifully.

[@SomeoneStoleGameHunter115]

Sad reality. Valve was legendary in its prime but those days have unfortunately passed us

[@vevovevo6576]

Two of them came back to Valve for HL:A :)

[@literallyafuckingspoon8801]

@@SomeoneStoleGameHunter115 literally almost all of them came back for hl:a

[@archysimpson2273]

12:09 is nobody even going to talk about how crazy Sean's jingle was perfectly finished by the cube and he didn't even notice?

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Omg, I'm so glad you pointed that out. I can't stop laughing now, or stop replaying it. 😂

[@evavecek5297]

thats so cool

[@techny3000]

43:52 bro casually walked up the falling stairs 💀

[@evilflippy4495]

Speedrun stat

[@CaratsRitzy]

The portal fandom: *Enters a period of revival as Jack breaks out of aperture science*

[@merandtheboys4893]

Fr

[@hellointernet4467]

*_NOT._*

[@DavidFletcher08]

Revival? We never died!

[@Randomness823]

"this next test is impossible" *Jack solves it in 10 seconds* *Flashbacks to 9 year old me trying to throw the cube/myself through the hole for 20 minutes* "Ah feck."

[@joshualesser5568]

Literally same

[@joshualesser5568]

I think I was actually 9 as well when I tried the same thing

[@DaGamingCore]

It took me like 3 minutes ngl

[@Peridot5xg]

As a wise robot once said: "It's been a looong time"

[@dilpickle96]

"How have you been?"

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

"How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... AFTER YOU MURDERED ME!"

[@sashali6666]

Wait Peridot How are you here Your literally everywhere ya clod

[@Keemakoo]

Peridot why are you everywhere?!?

[@leanwitlitty3846]

Me be bring big brain FUCK 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mickkelley3776]

"My life flashed before my eyes before my ass flashed before my face" I still haven't stopped laughing XD

[@SallyOaktree]

2019, felix: he was like a father to me, I loved him like a son. 2020, sean: he was like a brother to me, and a lover.

[@Mitsou44]

Alabama aprooves.

[@mapbot6409]

"Top of the morning to youyelad" -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@goldzen2509]

GrEyS aNaToMy also ‘’me me brin.. bring smart’’ jacksepticeye 2020

[@leticiareis893]

nice I'm the 69th like

[@EmmanTheEditor]

gosh damn i miss that intro

[@anononymouspl4315]

Im glad someone is making a relevant non co op portal series, i wanted to see it after stanley parable but couldnt find it on KZbin anywhere. Also glados has a weirdly melodic voice

[@Smileyreal]

i'm pretty sure the co-op is only in portal 2

[@Scyriate]

Its processed and autotuned, maybe even a little vocoded but im not sure about that one. Thats why

[@video6400]

The voice actress is actually a Soprana opera singer

[@noelic6744]

Listen to the Portal 2 ending song. Justified autotune. lol

[@anononymouspl4315]

Guys, i wanted to see portal becouse I saw portal 2 on steam and wanted to see if I liked the setting.

[@Anticaat]

13:15 speedy 16:14 hes a genius 17:20 weeeeeee 17:32 make way 20:32 he's the best 23:10 according to keikaku 28:27 blood to lose 32:40 what

[@jaymob5037]

"I've never seen speedruns of this game, they must be really fast" World record 6:50... Cant wait for him to realize

[@grimsbored]

@@d-pod_L 74 nice 7u7

[@grimsbored]

Also hjönk hjönk :>

[@melanieearner3002]

They use so many glitches in those run and they skip half of the game

[@darkceptor44]

lol and the speedrunner's nickname is CantEven. also it's good to point out that's the out of bounds speedrun which means the person probably skipped a lot by being out of the map area. the inbound speedrun record is 9m59s and the glitchless is 15m38s, which are still insanely fast compared to this video

[@trueprogamer3018]

That’s with glitches though. I think he means legit speed runs

[@uhohcringe4228]

R.I.P Clyde "he was like a brother and a lover" - Jack 2020

[@heyoitslitty2689]

sweet home alabama~

[@mirstrikesback]

*not the same time*

[@cobalttheprotogen312]

@@mirstrikesback then that would be f***ked up

[@susiepilled]

qhat are you doing, real-bro?

[@codedsky]

"Everybody should've played Portal by now!" I stand by this statement.

[@gametime4607]

And there is no better time to play it right now if you didn't play it.

[@tearex_8443]

@@gametime4607 yea i booted up portal 2 and took a crack at it. I even published my own test chamber on the steam workshop

[@alfresco1552]

@@gametime4607 agreed

[@flamgofan9821]

i would but i have no money in my steam wallet

[@iveharzing]

@@flamgofan9821 EXCUSES!

[@andromeda5069]

The fact that this was only a year ago... I legit thought this was an older video but then he started saying relevant things and I had to stare at the date posted for 5 minutes to comprehend it

[@amy5697]

“I want one of these in my office, one that actually shoots peoples legs off” 19 year olds: ..wait a damn minute

[@dianamaioru497]

@amy The tragic backstory of “No-legs Pewds”...

[@idlenoodle2385]

Pewdiepie's back story

[@MKGremlin]

Sean: "I'm a professional haha, bye!" No idea why, but that got me so badly! I was laughing for 10 minutes!

[@jaydenmadox8984]

Jack's brain: Say, "I'm big brain," or, "I'm smart," or something like that. Jack: I smartly good in the brain hole! Jack's brain: frick. Say "Idiom." that should fix it.

[@coloncp]

i read this as it happened and it made it so much better and worse at the same time

[@b1nd3rmc12]

Glados : Explaining stuff Jack : Casually puts stuff in the toilet 1:35

[@wahmetothemoon6216]

"I'm a top AND bottom." That's called being a switch, love.

[@LunaTheCommenter]

Wait I'm a Nintendo switch?

[@wahmetothemoon6216]

@@LunaTheCommenter This made my day, month and year.

[@angelgaming5930]

Wah Me To The Moon am i a cake?

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@angelgaming5930 If the cake is a lie, and you are a cake, then YOU are a lie!

[@kkTeaz]

@@Kai-iy3kk *liar*