The Internet's Dumbest Animals

It's time to take a break from laughing at kids falling down and instead look at the internet's dumbest animals
Buy MY coffee: topofthemornincoffee.com/
Twitter : / jacksepticeye
Instagram : / jacksepticeye
Edited By: / tr8ss

[@shinesnakeeold7447]

I love passing by a house that has a sign that’s like “DO NOT PET DOG. DANGER” and the dog is just laying on its back with its stupid little tongue out

[@EyyyTone]

Pull the tongue

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Literally my neighbor, he has a husky that is big, but extremely friendly and lovely, and he puts like 5 warning signs about dangerous dog around his fence and then you'd see the dog just chasing his own tail or something. And yes, the signs are on purpose, he knows his dog is no danger at all

[@Cassxowary]

his/her* they’re not objects and it’s more useful than to your fingers I see…

[@ahmed4363]

@@Cassxowary using it because I don't know what the dogs gender/sex/whatever word gen z uses so I generalize with it. Most people don't care if somebody uses it anyway

[@shadydaemon4178]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo too late lol

[@estelclarysse8158]

The "treadmill" is actually meant for dogs with lots of energy that need mora than a daily walk, the idea is you still walk your dog but they can use the tradmill to release energy when you can't go walk them or play with them outside. At least that's what I've been told about it.

[@kelleygieger5175]

Yes... A tired dog is a good dog

[@DuoMonkey]

It’s actually more commonly used by dog fighters. That’s actually a pretty classic set up.

[@starflyer3219]

The dog is not "excited", it's a stress reaction. And with stress buildup, they cannot stop the mill so they have no choice but to run faster and faster, which in turn leads to more stress.

[@Sparkgan]

@@starflyer3219 which could be the case outside of that clip. That dog seemed genuinely wanting to just go zoom

[@jangledfunz]

@@starflyer3219 this is actually quite wrong the dog has full control over the treadmill there is no motor controlling it I have seen lots of videos with dogs stopping it easily and all the dogs are always excited to start running

[@Nitrinoxus]

Sean: "If there's any animals watching this right now: _you're _*_trash!"_* My ragdoll Shiro: _casually stretches a paw out and taps my touchscreen, stopping the video_

[@MDreamerIsBi]

" None of that bullshit, sir. "

[@Nehema1000]

“Silence, you Irish peasant.”

[@electric_creeper]

@@Nehema1000 "Halt your speech, man with European ancestry"

[@n.e.v.e.r]

@@electric_creeper "Cease and desist the sentences emanating from your mouth, human being having genetics that originated in the area that is now controlled by the Republic of Ireland."

[@togeinumaki4763]

@@electric_creeper increasingly verbose

[@Harry101UK]

My cat loved being vacuumed like that too, haha. He'd come running over as soon as he heard it!

[@godderific6443]

So was it hard to houseclean with your vacuum addicted cat?

[@khorrusvoa]

Follow-up: did you vacuum MORE having discovered your cat's addiction?

[@azizcosovic852]

I love your portal videos :) !!!

[@thegamecinema444]

Harry! Fancy meeting you here. Absolutely love your videos. :)

[@Aemilius_Roswell]

Yoo, funny seeing your name again! Loved your Portal Stories: Mel music a while back! :)

[@theelevvy2024]

"Moral of the story is that Dev could pull the train by himself, and doesn't need to be conducting shit" 😂🤣

[@Jotolink]

That was one super bulit train.... conductor! 😂🤣

[@CrownMeClown]

Man looks like dukenukem without the radioactivity

[@requiemforameme1]

Hey that’s the Metro North (common commuter rail from north of NYC). I think I’ve had that dude as the conductor and he was nice as far as conductors go (he remembered me when I was standing and then found a seat when the train emptied).

[@drade14]

He's the tickets please guy from rick and morty

[@CrownMeClown]

@@drade14 ticket man for the polar express

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Seeing animals act dumb makes me find them cute Seeing other humans act dumb makes me find them funny

[@butter65]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok done

[@gamingwolf6735]

yes

[@Zamaconia]

.

[@gamingwolf6735]

@Kavetion who asked

[@boringghost8238]

yes

[@tinkrebelle]

Knox's owner: *hands him a stick* Knox, when he realizes it's not food: How dare you betray me like that

[@mordecaiissad8529]

My chinchilla would drop things on purpose so he would get more stuff. Especially if it's food.

[@MimiCrystalWitch]

Hey jack, that treadmill thing is actually good for the disabled with pets or the elderly, they can let their dogs run as fast as possible without having any difficulties :D

[@Toneill029]

Not even the disabled or the elderly. Working dogs like huskies and such have a lot of energy, and most places and people don’t have the space or time for them to let that energy out.

[@BunnyQueen97]

@@Toneill029 my thought exactly, no one’s actually considering how far that dog ran in just that small clip. You’d need acres of land to let your dog run that far.

[@LovelyBrinaBun]

Not to mention being rid of the risks of having your dog run acres of land like parasites and predators

[@anzaca1]

Also good for apartments (that allow pets) and high-traffic areas.

[@Sonicsgirl13]

You can charge a generator with something like. Doggy gets to rub all they want while helping with the electric bill. Lol

[@diem1095]

the cute thing that looks like a lama is actually an alpaca. Lamas are a lot taller (if they were standing side by side you could definetly see). Alpacas dont really spit and a lot more docile. I worked on an alpaca farm that also had 1 lama, and that lama? a good boy until he wasnt. he went from : ) to >: ) really quick.

[@drewahrens3141]

Lama's make very good guards from what I've heard. Very protective of their herd/flock (forgot which one it's called for them). They have been known to kick the shit out of coyotes.

[@diem1095]

@@drewahrens3141 I've seen one get shaved, I completely believe that they have the ability to destroy a cyote.

[@samuraisword1339]

its llama

[@diem1095]

@@samuraisword1339 farming may be one of my skills, but spelling sure isnt. Thank you! (I always forget the double l)

[@richardashendale922]

Ever seen an alpaca get castrated? Trust me. They spit.

[@riverstein7251]

I have a 10 month old nephew. Often, I look at him, then I look at my parents’ dog, and I can just see the same gears turning in both their heads. Both want supervised walks, balls to play with, food to inhale all at once (nephew tried to shove half a banana down his throat without chewing), things to break, weird shit to put in their mouths and try to eat, and they both know to look cute and beg for more food even when they don’t need it. I think I know now why we compare the intelligence of dog breeds to young children.

[@eroraf8637]

To be fair, most adult dogs are neurologically the rough equivalent of a human toddler. Part of that’s our fault for selectively amplifying endearing traits over the generations.

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

@@eroraf8637 my neighbours had a much smarter dog then that i swear to god one day i was walking her and she didn't wanna go a particular direction so she gave me a death stare for 20 minutes before i caved in since she wouldn't move an inch. One time we were celebrating her birthday and she sat on a chair at the dinner table just like the rest of us and was eating the same mashed potato and sausage cake with us haha, bless you...

[@txstargazerjilly6605]

“Evelyn, help me out of the pool!” Evelyn walks over and lifts him out with one arm because our Game Goddess is absolutely JACKED now.

[@dragnsmeldy3566]

😂 HELL YEAH

[@tea_king_057]

Game Grumps? Nah, fam. Game GODDESS

[@kinglycaon0024]

I laughed so hard at the cat stealing the guy's beanie, and then the second beanie is what killed me.

[@XxDarkManaxX]

Hey Jack, your guess about the ape was actually pretty good. Studdies have shown, that a grown up ape is about as smart as a 5 years old child :D

[@raven-iu6qt]

Actually a five year old child can do simple numbers and also talk. So I'd say that apes are as dumb as the rest of the animals

[@isabelle.shiftingbackup5098]

OOO

[@XxDarkManaxX]

@@raven-iu6qt Apes can do numbers aswell and are able to communicate through sign language if you teach them. There was a famous Gorilla called Koko, who was able to communicate through over 1000 signs and understood about 2000 spoken words. There is actually a really cute video of her and Robin Williams. :)

[@theworthysoul]

No wonder, we are apes ourselves after all, just naked, smart ones that stand up straight.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

damn my nephew is dumber than a monkey :(

[@ValhallaAMV]

"Either my cat's broken, or yours is." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@arconisthewolf4430]

@@Instabruh.User.. lmao no

[@sweetmissirish]

Or both

[@NephilimFeathers]

"You know what they say... An elephant never forgets, Richard." When I tell you I wheezed....

[@furrybastard27]

9:49 the dog I grew up with was a massive, fluffy boy that loved to be vacuumed. He’d actually go over and paw at the vacuum if it had been a while. Loved that big idiot so much.

[@colleenglanville8293]

Jack: Someone help him, he's drowning!! Seal: Blegh!! I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help myself lol! 😂😂😂

[@bigtimenoob]

me to lemo

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@bigtimenoob I’m glad you laughed along, still pretty funny though lol! 😂😂😂

[@Eternal_Sufferring]

I read "seal" as "sean"

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@Eternal_Sufferring Haha!! You’re probably not the only one. I’d probably make the same error! 😂😁👍

[@bigtimenoob]

lol

[@guts60]

Seals = Ocean Puppies Dolphins = Very horny water Rottweilers Manatees = Sea Cows Sharks = water kittens (mostly friendly, sometimes aggressive) Whales = Ocean elephants Turtle = dog = donkey

[@sneakyphantom2376]

only if rottweilers were psychopaths

[@_Pix_]

Dolphins are more like water Chihuahuas

[@dionysuskid2587]

@@_Pix_ true

[@Broniaaa]

Dolphins are fucking evil ;_;

[@lonelyronin2428]

Killers whales = homicide Oreo whale Zebra = Oreo donkey Bats = sky puppies Camels = desert giraffes Squirrels = tree rats

[@andreah9587]

5:43 "I'd say there's about 70 million of them out there. They could literally take over Ireland." This statement compelled me to do some brief research on the subject. Apparently, there's about 10 million geese in the United States alone. (I tried to get a global estimate, or at least an estimate for the amount of geese in Ireland, but to no avail. Evidently, only the United States counts their geese.) The population of Ireland is about 5 million. So, give or take a few thousand, every Irish citizen would have to fight roughly 2 geese. If the geese flew over the Atlantic Ocean and were determined/angry enough, they probably could take over Ireland. *~Now you know!~*

[@aaronlouis6706]

this reminded me of the australian kangaroos vs uruguayan cows

[@chaos_backup25]

6:54 Can we take a moment to appreciate how heckin' BEAUTIFUL Jack's eyes are?

[@idekanymore6467]

i came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@Ginger_Sweet]

Did he get a new camera recently or something ?

[@TheOneAsrians]

that’s literally all i could focus on his eyes are so pretty ;-;

[@SharpAssKnittingNeedles]

He's pretty all round, but yeah those eyes are so dreamy 🥰

[@B-Marbles-14]

​@@SharpAssKnittingNeedles like polished sapphires...

[@rjmini3505]

When he said, “An elephant never forgets, Richard,” I was just peacefully watching a split second of the movie playing in my living room, and it scared the absolute crap out of me because my name is Richard. 😂

[@Knucklebone22]

You know what you did, Richard. 🐘

[@tacolord2485]

I know where you live Richard 🐘

[@richardashendale922]

Well hello, fellow Richard. I hope you are well.

[@saphiraluxray9606]

Sleep with one eye open Richard.... >:3

[@bazingga]

this is very similar to what happened with me

[@LottieBruce99]

As someone who has just completed my dissertation where I sat and observed the gorillas at Twycross Zoo for 66 hours, yes I can confirm there is no difference between a juvenile gorilla and a human toddler. Half the time it felt like I was watching my little brothers when they were babies.

[@abbyk5196]

Wow!! That's super impressive. What was your dissertation on specifically?

[@A--Fan]

@@abbyk5196 How often they flung poop. Seriously, look at the statistics, it's not far off.

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

No difference? Why were your brothers so hairy? 🤨

[@phantomgreenie]

that's so so cool, I'd absolutely love to just sit and watch animals like that for hours on end

[@LottieBruce99]

@@abbyk5196 my dissertation title was ‘Investigation into the nature and frequency of interactions between adult and juvenile gorillas’. Basically I watched interaction between the two juveniles and the adults see whether they were positive negative or neutral and then compared the two juveniles with one another because they are brothers so the only difference between them was their age. then I was seeing if there was a difference in how the adults acted towards them (and in short, yes there was, the little one gets far more positive interactions and gets away with murder, while the older one has primarily negative interactions with the adults).

[@williamflahive]

2:45 *Cato:* Sees pumpkin and must eat *Jacksepticeye:* Woohoo of excitement

[@yeast5713]

“The ground shakes violently…the goose army approaches”

[@dragonlord4231]

Look at all those chickens

[@colekiesler6218]

Jack: Watches a video of random cats. Also Jack: “This whole video is only chaos and that’s it.”

[@fortanimal9476]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo k

[@SolstaceWinters]

All I know is I'm here to *[watch]* Chaos!

[@bluexwings]

I used to have a lab who adored being vacuumed. She'd lay down in the way and roll on her back to ask to be vacuumed more if I tried to carry on with cleaning. Tbh, as much as she shed, it was a huge blessing. haha

[@crabkid3473]

Jack: you can’t beat us Goose: honk Also jack: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@anicoleww]

This is my all time favorite one. The look on Sean's face at the cat that likes being vacuumed... so sincere. lol

[@DoctorX17]

6:48 can we just talk about how pretty Jack's eyes are Also the cat at the end is definitely broken. My cat RUNS when the evil Vacuum awakens

[@vulkreintheviking]

I have to agree, Jack's eyes are gorgeous.

[@catmomjill]

I have never seen eyes that blue in my life!! He's SO dreamy! Oh, wait, I'm a 50-something old, disabled married woman.

[@DoctorX17]

@@catmomjill you can still appreciate his pretty eyes, hehe

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@isabelle.shiftingbackup5098]

@@catmomjill hELP

[@shaa1396]

Most of this is just animals being wholesome, I see no stupidity here.

[@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w]

Same

[@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w]

Same here.

[@roseboy20056]

I love how my chickens just like fly(not properly) across the garden when they see me and then suddenly crash to a stop. Just pure chaos

[@shiryo9995]

One of my cats is convinced that the food out of the bag is better than the stuff in his bowl (it’s the same food). So I grab his bowl, open the closet, shake his bowl and give it back to him and he starts eating violently.

[@Spud24]

Jack visibly forming a crush for a weight lifting train conductor was something I didn't know I needed today

[@mattiekershaw3761]

I mean..... I ALSO formed a crush on the train conductor

[@Road_to_Dawn]

4:30 Ok, that baby is 100% me, even as a grown-ass adult. That thing is FASCINATING and I don't understand why. Just cool little things like that will easily entertain me for hours. 5:25 Also, "Look at all those cthickenth!"

[@silverlunasTTV]

Same! Something that simple will have me sitting there for hours watching. This is the exact reason why I love Lava lamps. I will get so into it, I don't notice anything else around me.

[@richard4975]

Duck

[@mwoody7881]

the clip with the baby is 100% me lmao. i have adhd and i find almost everything fascinating lmfao 🤣

[@pundertalefan4391]

Yeah I want that thing, and I'll be 23 next monday. XD

[@jaxintheboxoxo]

To be fair, if I had one of those duck toys like the baby at 4:35 I would do the exact same thing

[@EmilySpiritExT]

I love the story about the train conductor and the dog. It’s so cute and nice the dog owner met up with his train conductor so he could lift weights while having the dog on his back. That’s adorable!

[@drinnieadair8]

9:10 Jack: If there’s any animals watching this- Me: *goes to grab my cat* Jack: YOURE TRASH- Me: *slowly covers my baby’s ears and tells her she’s amazing*

[@blue.goldfish]

But now your baby only heard the insult and not your consolation.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

This comment is so heckin' cute!🥺

[@fireruby1882]

🤣

[@luckycat18]

😺 i hope your cat didnt hear

[@RathalosNamedKuroo]

As someone who has two huskies, the “guarding” is exactly what they do😂🤣

[@Chotugamer18288]

Ok

[@EverTheFractal]

I love this huskie near me who is famous for giving hugs. if you go up to the gate it wraps it's two front paws around you

[@RathalosNamedKuroo]

@@EverTheFractal that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

[@emacosta630]

The fact I'm watching this while at work at a pet store makes mes laugh because I've seen dogs, cats, ferrets and birds do the wildest derpy stuff 😂

[@alleycaaat]

"I brought my dog, and Dev brought his pythons" I thought it was adorable that a grown ass man was so excited over meeting a dog, but daaaamn Dev!

[@lunastar8495]

Fun fact: a cat's purr is the same frequency as an idling engine; hence the saying 'listen to that engine purr'

[@WildWarning33]

Oh cool! Thx for that 👍

[@savageratentertainment]

well seeing how I can hear my cat purr from the other room when he's really happy or angry, yeah I can confirm he's a tiny engine but he needs a tune up seeing how he's 19.5 lbs xD

[@archangelanubis46]

So… what you’re saying is… I can drive my cat???? 😦🤔

[@bruh_36o8]

Also I heard on tiktok that a cats purr frequency can heal your bones or something like that

[@archangelanubis46]

@@bruh_36o8 Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing.Apr 3, 2006 (here’s the proof if anyone needs it)

[@syadammaulana8571]

instead of laughing at their stupidity, we smile, because that's animals, the more stupid and innocent they are, the more adorable they are (I give an exception to the wild and savage)

[@scientist1343]

Never fuck with a honey badger absolutely no fucking chill.

[@elizabeth-fi4xy]

8:48 cat ears

[@londonm3161]

upon watching this again but actually paying attention this time, the cat being vacuumed is probably deaf. the noise is the scary part, so if you can't hear it, I imagine it's actually a pretty nice experience to be vacuumed like that. breeds that have that coloring (like Siamese and Himalayans) also tend to be deaf or suffer from premature hearing loss, the same way solid white dogs are also usually deaf and/or blind

[@Heyyylovlies]

May I just say as a powerlifter and bodybuilder it was great to be reminded that weights like that are good and seem super heavy to people. Because in this community it feels like if you're not able to bench over 225 and deadlift over 500 lb it's baby weight. Thank you Jack!

[@flameofmage1099]

@@Instabruh.User.. But can you lift 450?

[@The_SaneHatter]

Imagine deadlifting three average adults. I can't even deadlift one!

[@maddiewalker9770]

You’re doing incredible! I can’t lift shit

[@LS2258]

Powerlifters rise! 1550lb total here!

[@Levi_KimPark]

@@LS2258 I call bs

[@LordBloodySoul]

When you started yelling at the screen and calling all animals dumb, my Bernese mountain dog, Maxwell, just smiled back at ya, wagging his tail xD

[@gothgirlgaming9050]

You tell Maxwell that the JSE community loves him and he is now an inductee into the goodest boy club. It's a lifetime membership that has no requirements other than to live his best life

[@LordBloodySoul]

@@gothgirlgaming9050 He will love it xD He's watching Jacksepticeye with me, ever since he was a small puppy. He and my kids love this show, just as much as I do :3

[@potatqueen]

*Everyone liked that* Just, this is all so pure ♡

[@nickyhoward]

Give Maxwell some pets and belly rubs for me! ❤

[@thehunchbackmechanic]

6:03 TIDDY CLAPS ALL ROUND

[@sanguinemitzrael]

I'm currently in a very bad mood but I remembered Jack posted this and watching it made my day. Thanks, Jack!

[@igabztv2234]

as an asthmatic person, I would highly recommend you Jack to go swimming as often as you could, trust me it helps. Do some breathing exercises while swimming.

[@yukikitsune7366]

Just not while underwater lol

[@athenapromachos3027]

I'll take this advice! I didn't have breathing troubles previously, but I got COVID early in the pandemic and ever since my lung capacity has been shit, even though beforehand I was training as a swimmer and a singer, and do martial arts. Still do the martial arts but it's much harder.😄 Edit: Grammar lol

[@annab394]

My grandma had a fluffy cat named Blackjack and he loved to be vacuumed. Whenever we got the vacuum out he'd just lay there while my brother and I would vacuum him. It was fun. I miss that old cat.

[@probes-e-minor]

Rip L

[@alexautum]

Fun fact: chameleons will hold just about *anything* you give them as long as it fits in their hand

[@beklopptervollidiot1706]

"If I had a tail I would do that ALL the time!" Oh Jack ... Sweet, innocent jackaboi

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

3:45 Fun fact: When animals like llamas and other animals spit They are actually projectile vomiting at you, it’s whatever’s in their stomach mixed with saliva

[@Cassxowary]

And the person deserves it.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@tyddlup heheheheheeheh, AHAHAHAHAH

[@Vinsune999]

Jack laughing at dumb things will always make my entire day happy.

[@sarahegg3863]

hey Kindkevin yiu should check at a dude named andtaymer! he’s a new youtuber and he is SUPER SMALL

[@user-rd9be2wl9t]

*I MAKE AWESOME CONTENT👑😏* ,-

[@Sal_The_Third]

@ILLL11 wow you are so funny, you got the whole crowd laughing 😑

[@ar_ia]

It will make everyone's day

[@ellawill9466]

Same 🥺

[@IsItReal-]

I love how Sean is just standing up the whole time. True energy

[@maxroze4857]

I want to see Gab and Jack sit together and watch funny videos, while BB breaks in and demands attention 💜

[@Ki-jd7le]

Seàn! Your cat may not like the vacuum because he wasn’t exposed with it when he was young. One of the best ways to condition a pet, such as a dog or cat, is to use the vacuum near them while they’re still little. You can turn it on around them and even hose them a bit over time, that way they grow knowing it won’t hurt them ☺️

[@johannasweet1120]

Same with faucets. Some dogs and cats hate them and others love them. Depends on if they had the shit scared out of them by it when they were younger

[@Ki-jd7le]

@@johannasweet1120 Exactly. Shielding an animal from water or the vacuum is only going to hurt them in the long run.

[@blahberrypancake]

I wish the poor little dum dums could learn that it's not dangerous later in life too but when it comes to stuff like that, it can't be helped. I got all my dogs when they were already adults, we rescued them so they have lots of trauma. Vaccums are a big no no. One is even scared of trash bags (like the sound when you open them especially but she immediately evacuates whenever she sees one) so it really sucks. They can trust you completely but fear is stronger unfortunately. So yes, if you can, expose your pets to many different everyday life objects when they're smol still and they'll have a nice, fearless life. :3

[@sarab3888]

@@johannasweet1120 my one bird thinks she needs a bath everytime she hears running water

[@midnightwolf6411]

my cat lived with the vacuum at a young age but he runs and hisses at it. he does not like it at all even when he was a kitten. he bolted when he first heard it. I think it was because he was a stray in a mechanic shop when my fiance brought him home so noises scared him.

[@kayd.1600]

Depending on where people live, sometimes there isn’t enough outdoor space to accommodate a dog’s need to run so owners need treadmills to make sure their dogs get enough exercise.

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

Especially if you don't have a closed-in space or your dog isn't trained to not run 8 blocks away while you call for them like it's a game, most people in the world that aren't like Ussain Bolt can't run with their dog as fast as their dog would like. With a self-powered treadmill, they can zoom as fast as they please :)

[@rocket_thunderstud]

@ 7:12 *ahem* "De-cat-pitate." You're welcome.

[@IceCrossFire]

You know how some families get upset over petty things, luring you into their stupid drama and petty arguments, and all you want to do is just... *poof*... live elsewhere without them? The cat on the swing massacre broke me into laughter. From then on I felt better. I knew a Jacksepticeye video would do the trick. Thank you.

[@peipro]

The cat being vacuumed looked like a Ragdoll cat. I had one when I was younger and he, too, allowed us to vacuum him with an extender hose

[@_pitako]

Sometimes I'll read something about birds being smart and think "damn, that bird is smarter than me"

[@Ilivedbih]

Lol you'd change your mind if you met my parrot 😅😭

[@Cassxowary]

Well yah of course, they use their hearts and brains and don’t destroy everyone and everything to make money a have power over others and feel superior. But you can do&be better like them too

[@Cassxowary]

@@Ilivedbih no, seems to me you just don’t understand him/her. And not everyone functions the same way. And at least nonhuman animals use their hearts and brains and don’t harm and destroy everyone and everything to feel superior and have power over others and make money.

[@ranimeRAT]

Ever read "The Genius of Birds"? It'll change your whole perspective on birds

[@cheeto.burrito]

@@Cassxowary Counterpoint: Chimpanzees go to war and rats have racism.

[@jinxae]

3:31 best part hands down. Just the face mixed with jacks voice 😂

[@elizabeth-fi4xy]

THE 5:41 GOOSES ARE TAKING OVER

[@danielo6219]

I love how Jack cuts from a tense cinematic shot to cats goofing around with lighthearted music

[@Chotugamer18288]

Dog

[@aspencarter4229]

This is exactly what I needed in life, Jack laughing at animals being stupid. 😂

[@Cassxowary]

The irony…

[@Cassxowary]

*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

[@Cassxowary]

@Beast 😈 try using your heart and brain first.

[@Cassxowary]

@Beast 😈 how would you feel if someone did that to you? Who hurt you?

[@lizbrunswick8617]

@@Cassxowary beast does not care it's a kid

[@oblivion2k490]

Fun fact about airport drug K9s: The officers handling the dogs often have to hide little baggies of drugs for the dogs to find in the areas they're searching so that the dogs don't get frustrated. They're good bois.

[@TannerEditing]

We have 2 cats at home, an older rescue we got at 4 years old, and a younger one we got as a rescue at 3 months. The older cat is terrified of the vacuum and will run and hide when we turn it on, however the younger one is SO curious, will even stick his nose in the hose. He's cautious, but curious, and cute.

[@alexcorado9508]

Jack’s eyes looks especially blue today and they’re just gorgeous. Like a clear fresh blue lake

[@twipardist9742]

I'd like to drink from that lake.

[@kelknox]

So Sean wants to hoover BB and Evelien wants a whole cat course around the top of the room. Lets see who gets their way first lol

[@rosemary3029]

I have my bet on evelien

[@Quincy-.-]

Do more of these please. Had genuine smile on my face the entire time

[@johncabralii1469]

10:10 "If I had a tail, I would do that all the time!" Me: Looks down

[@JustSomePasserby]

A: That was an alpaca, not a llama. B: Both are very curious and intelligent animals with a long memory.

[@PastelOddity]

Dev doesn’t conduct the train, he just punches it from behind and runs with it.

[@shadydaemon4178]

I’ll say he punches the tickets, INTO OBLIVION!

[@Choujifangirl]

2:08) hmmmm…can’t tell if that’s a mating behavior or not I’m going to have to look that up…OK I just looked it up and it turns out that headbutt is indeed a mating behavior

[@nekomimicatears]

Yeah no he wanted to fuck that shoe

[@Toneill029]

1:19 no it’s because huskies make for bad guard dogs cause they’re bred to be friendly.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Well, Sean, considering the fact that Australia lost a war against emus, I could see a small nation be overwhelmed by geese. Not you guys, though, not with your fightin’ spirit.

[@Cassxowary]

Beings who use their heart and brain always win (:

[@rhettbaldwin2417]

they dont have much of a military though, they have a policy that basically keeps them out of war, not supporting one side or the other just wanting to be kept alone with their pubs and potatoes

[@HallowedKeeper_]

@@Cassxowary So Emu's use their hearts and brains? Because if they use their hearts, its uh, its not for good most times

[@Spudneck]

Yes us Irish men are fuelled by Guiness and cors light

[@erikhansen7766]

The Irish wouldn't lose, they'd just team up with the geese

[@MrPyroflames]

"Either your cat is broken or mine is!!" No Sean, as a fellow cat lover I can tell you that cats have different personalities. I once had a cat that liked to play fetch and sleeping at my feet like a dog!! A cat with a dog personality, can you believe that??!!

[@ian-lf1cd]

I have an opposite with a dog that has a bit of cat personality every now and then

[@deathlegend4923]

I had a dog act like a cat and a cat act like a dog

[@BoxOKittens]

Yup, cats have such varied personalities they're like people in that sense. I've had many cats in my life and even when I raise them all the same way they still turn out so different. I fostered a brother and sister once and held them both all the time. The girl grew up to hate being held while the boy loved it. It's just the way they're born lol in my opinion it makes cats interesting.

[@kyrakyra_art]

we got a kitten and a pup around the same time, the pup being a lil older and grown accustomed to cats beforehand, now my cat's a lil dog like (they even play chase) and my dog will fold his paws like a cat from time to time, so i very much believe you!

[@deuceydee3506]

I once had a cat who was so chill, one time I was (unknowingly) standing on his tail, and he did absolutely nothing for a second or two, then got my attention with the calmest, quietest meow

[@ddahlgee]

Thank you for making my day brighter. Ran out of my anxiety meds, doctor hasn't okayed their refill so here I sit, watching you. You've made me laugh so much more than I thought I would this morning. Much love

[@silverlunasTTV]

I watched this and I loved the attack of the turtle so much, that I sent this to my boyfriend and we were like "Forget guard dogs, let's get a guard turtle!" (Also thank you for making me laugh, I've been struggling with a herniated disk for the last 3 months and am meeting with a surgeon this Friday to see if I need surgery for it, so being able to get on KZbin and watch stuff like this, helps a lot. Thank you so much for everything you do Seán!!)

[@lily.e7244]

Jack being genuinely sad he can't vaccum his cat is the content I didn't know I needed

[@darkfun2481]

Jack: "If I had a tail I would do that everytime!" Silly Jack you have a front tail

[@LucasGleason]

@CreeperCart🇮🇪 I didn’t get the joke till I saw this

[@silastopole]

when sean said it i instantly thought: „well… uhhh, have fun!“

[@amelieg246]

@@silastopole we were all thinking it 😅🤣

[@ian-lf1cd]

Don't stick that "tail" into that hose!

[@sofiafandersson2181]

I thought the exact same thing 😂

[@aliciacharles9718]

please do another!!!!!!!! made me so happy

[@MrMayo-og9rj]

1:54 out of context: **enter Dwane the Rock Johnson**

[@gublubguy3349]

Jack "I want to see some real fights." Next clip " what in the ever loving goose!" You said you want a real fight and geese don't mess around.

[@isabellalowe603]

Even when the vacuum isn’t on, as soon as I bring it out they all run away. My cats are absolutely terrified of it

[@natashajaynedevereaux6322]

I really needed this right now Sean (i know you didn't just upload it but I'm only just watching). Thank you.

[@NostalgiaMan]

Animals are not dumb. They are just eager

[@Cassxowary]

*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

[@lisalovesanimals783]

@@Cassxowary i agree i had lots off pets i find more understanding than any human i hate that word dumb i have a learning disabilities just because you my be slow and need help with things does not mean your dumb

[@jasoncg2956]

@@lisalovesanimals783 Pretty sure the person you're replying to is a bot.

[@TriggerTrooperTV]

@@lisalovesanimals783 i agree

[@phantomnite]

They're cute too

[@rieJW]

Sean: time to turn off brain and watch animal clips and just smile Also Sean: *animals are idiots, they are so stupid. But they are also dangerous and can threaten the existence of mankind*

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

“If any animal is watching this, you are trash. “ *proceeds to hide quills*

[@atlasllm]

that cartoon awooga noise at dev's massive honkers absolutely cracks me up

[@thespicecorner]

5:22 *The hjonkening, just as foretold in the ancient murals*

[@therealdudemanbrogwyn]

5:30 The Hjönkining has begun my brothers! Today is the day we go to war, we fight, we battle, we Hjönk! Hjönk hjönk am goose 🦢🦢

[@IlcotheOtter]

Hjönk Hjönk let's fight

[@forshizzlemywizzle]

Sean, I just want you to know that hearing your silly lil voice helps SO much when I’m feeling burnt out, unmotivated, all of that. Your specific brand of energy is so energising to me when I can’t produce my own and I really appreciate it 🙏

[@kuldana413]

Elephant balances the log: Behold, my art! ^w^

[@hannahpatience1977]

my best friend’s step mom owns a farm and she has two turkeys. We used to be terrified to leave our shoes outside on the grass because the turkey would mount our shoes. The worst part is we’d find turkey jizz on the shoes later😭

[@bugz642]

Ayo

[@gothgirlgaming9050]

....aren't turkeys also the ones that can't be out in the rain because they'll drown because they look up at the sky with their mouths open

[@ArtSkunkVRC]

@@gothgirlgaming9050 that’s actually a myth, they’re actually very intelligent birds.

[@CPTPeterson]

This did brighten my day, I just lost my tortoise to an infection this morning. But this made me smile, thank you Jack.

[@wingedwitch191]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure your lil buddy lived the best life with you before they went.

[@Ava_McCoy]

I'm so sorry 😞

[@RiverSong1218]

I'm sorry for your loss. I had three box turtles as a child. They were the best. Eventually, all three of them went into irreversible hibernation and that's how I lost them. It was very hard because I saw the mother lay the eggs in our backyard so I knew them from the very beginning. I'm glad you could provide a good life for your little guy or girl.

[@CPTPeterson]

Thank you all for your condolences

[@cautionhazardous2236]

“If I had a tail, I’d do that all the time!” You have a different kind of tail Jack, but I’m not sure you wanna vacuum than one

[@RabbitTeaPot]

“If you can hold a stick you can hold a knife. If you can hold a knife you can hold a gun. Chinchilla, born in South America, made in the army”.

[@kellsr2244]

9:24 that cat is broken! Lol I've had over 15 cats in my lifetime and none of them would allow a vacuum that close to them! Kudos to that guy! His cat is beautiful!

[@Claymore729]

As far as I can tell, that's a Ragdoll -- a breed of cat most known for not giving a single shit about anything. It doesn't surprise me that a ragdoll is okay with being vacuumed.