Speaking Simulator is Hilariously Bad

Have you ever wanted to know how to speak to people? Well Speaking Simulator probably won't help but it's really funny
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Edited By: / @diceroll

[@dr.bright6272]

Pro tip: if you're out on a date and your date knocks out half the teeth in their mouth while complimenting you, they're a totally normal human

[@onionman8668]

negative

[@Plan3tMist]

Jist means your too sweet

[@onionman8668]

@@Plan3tMist correction accaepted

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

They also have good charisma the weirder their facial expressions and the bigger their eyes. Very normal for sure.

[@user-dm7zk3ue2v]

It’s true, my date had her eye popping out of her head and she was made for me

[@MidasGold]

Only Sean can scream "I HAVE TO SPEAK?!?!" 2 min into a game called Speaking Simulator

[@polarstriker3854]

Arin “The Game Grump” Hanson could probably do it too, tbh

[@Sciraptor]

​@@polarstriker3854they have played the game

[@DaveGouda]

​@@polarstriker3854 They played this one years ago and only got past the first 2 levels before they called it quits lmao

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@polarstriker3854 i can hear him now XD "wait....i have to ACTUALLY speak?!" Dan: Arin.....Arin...the game is CALLED Speaking Simulator.....WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! Arin: I DOOONT KNOOOW"

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@AngelWingsYT i would love for them to play it lol.

[@rehanpoonawalla7406]

Sean has done a robbery simulator, handshake simulator and now a speaking simulator. *He's learning how to human*

[@elsie8757]

IRELAND: BECOME HUMAN

[@greenapple9477]

@@elsie8757 Have this: 👑

[@HyperNova808]

@@elsie8757manual seanual edition

[@strangecolouredbird]

Nah he did how to be human with Manual Staniel ages ago. Maybe he just needs a refresher

[@HPLvr4Life31]

He’s beginning to believe.

[@ReallyEepy]

“Sorry, You are alive” “Ahh damn it” This made me laugh more than it should

[@aaron-jc2hh]

I came here looking for this comment 😂😂

[@Misshowzat]

I love how the awkward stress of this game is so similar to socialising as an Autistic. "Look forward! Now smile. Now say the thing. Stop! Look away you're staring you idiot!" I cannot tell you how much my mind sounded like this growing up 😅

[@izzyt1626]

Honestly tho 😂😭

[@FerretKibble]

In 20 years, someone they've known their entire life will let them know that when they look people in the yes, they do so in a creepy way.

[@Misshowzat]

@@FerretKibble haha yep, late diagnosis happens so often these days. I didn't get mine til 23 & it was weird starting all the awareness therapy & counseling after having done uni & everything. No wonder I didn't cope with exams though

[@jw5386]

My mind still sounds like this as an adult

[@HyperNova808]

You actually plan your thoughts?

[@hightopshannah]

As a 100% actual human I found this to be entertaining and stressful. Please continue.

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

As a biological being in this outstanding universe, I also commit to thoughts and bravery as I use my voice to express my current feelings about subjects and relate to other fellow human beings.

[@Ninja-Yatsu]

I will affirm to thAT.

[@tamaruautumn5325]

As a certified mEmber of the law world, I second thAt. Being human is an upmost joy.

[@markipliertrash1562]

It's hard out here being human

[@lovexsick]

This is mooch re-la-table. As a 100% re-l human.

[@Tathareth]

this game is the perfect example of being neurodivergent and having social anxiety while trying to function in society

[@hunt3rbunting]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS!!!

[@user-ue9fs2rr5c]

that's what i was thinking, this game is just an autism simulator 😂

[@dancoroian1]

My thoughts exactly lol...so many things to think about! 😆

[@emma_nutella58]

Pro tip: if you pronounce a word wrong gaslight them into thinking they’re the one that’s actually wrong and not you

[@wolfiemuse]

ah yes gaslight strangers, great advice 👀 I realize it’s a joke but… yeah. unless it’s a close friend that’s cool with you messing with them/you have a playful relationship with, you shouldn’t gaslight people.

[@astronomical8391]

This is a great idea but then there would be more words to speak 😭. But I see what you're thinking though.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

youre crazy. @@wolfiemuse

[@gariden]

my dad, today, about the word alias. lol. trying to convince everyone its pronounced the same way as elias, because he didn't know how to pronounce it.

[@pedrostormrage]

This is how it feels to learn a foreign language, especially if you need to make sounds your native language doesn't have (you need to be painfully aware of exactly what you're doing with your tongue, mouth and throat).

[@Ali.tselentis18]

Me learning Japanese..I'm from Africa..😂😂

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

did you know (apparently) depending on what language you normally speak, your tongue rests in a different position in your mouth when youre not using it? not sure how it works when someone is fully bi or trilingual 🤔

[@MinerDiner]

Especially if you're learning how to say " Zao shang hao zhoung guo! Xian zai wo you bing qi lin! Wo hen xihuan bing qi lin!"

[@izzyt1626]

Cuz that's how you accidentally insult someones mother 🤣

[@tamaruautumn5325]

I’m learning it two, from America. Man is it a struggle, it’s all fun and games till someone says “hajimemashte dozuyoroshku”

[@tayzonday]

This shows that speaking is easier than communicating and endearing.

[@As8d-]

Preventing Kids From saying first

[@JamJuice101]

Well if it isn’t Mr. chocolate rain?

[@cappella264]

Well well well look who we have here

[@AndrewRose-zy7tn]

Tay zonday the legend himself!

[@namantherockstar]

Jack inspires me.. My parents said if i get 60K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@SarcasticChef83]

Jim Carrey is the only human physically able to make these facial expressions 😂

[@nuclearocean]

This game perfectly emulates the bilingual experience: you go through all the song and dance to make it clear that English is not your first language and apologize in advance for all the mistakes, and native English speakers just hit you with "lol it okay" without even moving their mouth

[@wrightcember]

okay but seriously, as someone who speaks primarily english (born in america to non english speaking immigrant parents), as long as you are understandable, english speakers dont give a shit LMFAOOO genuinely if your words are generally understandable, people wont even care that you have an accent 😭 NOT TO MENTION we english speakers suck at our own language, youre probably doing better than we are at it lol

[@jw5386]

​@@wrightcembertrue with the exception of xenophobic bigots

[@HyperNova808]

@@wrightcemberExactly! Why else would we use improper spelling and grammar purposefully? (I’m an Australian and don’t know any languages other than english)

[@annkatherine6327]

So true! English is my second language and writing is not a problem, even enjoyable. But as soon as I have to speak, I feel like that robot. I'm so stressed about not only my accent, but everything else (grammar, word pronunciation, etc.), that I basically start a procedure "forget to English". The worst thing is, that I have daily calls with a USA-based client, and while I have gotten better at speaking, I still can't overcome my anxiety 😅

[@HyperNova808]

@@annkatherine6327 I’m autistic and struggle with forming words too, so I know how you feel!

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896 and lasted just 38 minutes.

[@laxdn]

This is gonna get a lot of likes

[@SpudThePotatoe]

@@laxdnI know

[@maxbudding7526]

I care

[@peeperleviathan4970]

​@@SpudThePotatoeshut

[@xenoncantread]

​@@SpudThePotatoeI do :)

[@candyapple4469]

Jack not realizing the reason he's getting faster tongue and smile options before each game is because he bought them is killing me

[@hateable_mess]

11:46 The whine of pure stress bro😭

[@sirenwaters7047]

This whole game accurately describes how I feel as someone who is autistic. Am I looking at you too long? Is this how I'm supposed to be reacting to this situation? Do I look weird? It's all so hard sometimes 😅

[@elcrz2449]

This was so exhausting to watch, I can't imagine how jack feels after playing it

[@sunfish9341]

imagine how introverts feel when they have to ask for more ketchup

[@jacenaylor9537]

​@@sunfish9341this 😢😂

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@sunfish9341as an introvert, I can confirm. This is 100% how it feels

[@sunfish9341]

@@chiarruzini1191 everyone is an introvert

[@peachiequeen3897]

Imagine being on a date with someone, they open their mouth to speak and their teeth just start falling out of their mouth

[@eroraf8637]

I think I was that someone in a dream once…

[@pinky1068]

um i think i dated that guy YIKES!

[@strangecolouredbird]

Hello?

[@TurdManJones-vd5mx]

THI-S ISS A PEFE-CTLY NOOR-MAL human.

[@Someviolentpringles]

5:41 had me dead when he said: men? 🤣

[@NeshaeSerpentine]

This is actually EXACTLY what is going through my mind in every conversation

[@saintdude6032]

as someone with a speech impediment, this is how it feels at times.

[@shy9946]

As a fellow normal human, this game is very humorous and relatable.

[@breadloaf6464]

13:00 and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂

[@medusathedecepticon]

Carl is relatable honestly. Also imagine how hard this game would be if you had to make sure not to knock any teeth out.

[@Things-with-wings]

As an autistic fella, I relate Edit: gracious! I think I’ve accidentally summoned the Autism/ AuDHD gang! Good to see that I’m not alone! :-)

[@jacobh12349]

I have autism too

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

austim gang

[@mirotiny]

agreed, i just commented a similar thing lol

[@lunethias]

same

[@_Cetarial]

As an autistic person, I can’t. 🤷‍♂️

[@vqtsx]

"Sorry, but you are now alive." Oh goddammit!😭

[@larrywalsh9939]

Having an inhuman robot talk to me about my work as well as incredibly personal bodily function WHILE I'm on the toilet may seem bad on the surface, but it would actually be nice to some day have a manager that can think, takes an interest in my work and wellbeing, and has potentially helpful feedback that may improve any situations that are challenging me. This is an absolute dream. Sign me up.

[@TheMrsLunatic]

As a stutterer, I can confirm this is the exact amount of stress I deal daily when talking to people.

[@Its_The_Astro]

Jack saying top of the morning is accurate to me for once; I just woke up

[@arrowwood]

Heyyyy me too!!! I'm still in bed, in my pjs lol

[@50PH1E_DOE5_5TUFF]

Oh lol it’s 5pm where I am

[@katzenhai8289]

Moin!

[@artysmartyzz3102]

"Whats the point of moving my tongue faster if I can't control any of it!" -Jacksepticeye 2023

[@GamingClubGermany]

Nice portal reference at 22:00

[@GOOSEFOREST]

Hello. Thank you, Jack. I've actually been struggling with social anxiety for a few years now, and it has gotten somewhat worse as of late. But having worked on it with healthcare professionals with several treatment options and NOW adding these helpful video tutorials to my treatment mix, I should be getting better by the day. With kind regards, a fellow functioning, warm-blooded human

[@voshi8845]

It's so nice to see Vincent's editing style again even in subtle ways! I've missed his work ever since Unus Annus died

[@wolfiemuse]

Passed away* have some respect for the dead

[@voshi8845]

@@wolfiemuse you right, I'm so sorry (that notification scared the shit out of me, I was like "What the hell did I say?!" 😂)

[@containsbromelain9371]

As someone on the autism spectrum, thid is pretty much how it feels to interact with people

[@meibin05]

3:48 i laughed so hard, i choked on my noodles holy god

[@scrapfox3695]

"Nothing's going on," this normal human says as he dispenses his teeth from his mouth like a vending machine.

[@_ioanna__]

I'm a speech therapist and i approve of this video.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Somehow this is perfect lol

[@_ioanna__]

@@RosheenQuynh Thank you. Much appreciated

[@RosheenQuynh]

​@@_ioanna__ No prob 😁

[@MichaelStem-bf6lv]

Htats so cul

[@slishwishsss]

"i am so good at mouthe" also could be a dentist phrase

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

0:16 And people ask why babies cry at birth....

[@dhwriter0724]

As I was watching this, I got a phone call from the doctor's office. As someone with social anxiety with talking on the phone, I can confirm that this what it felt like. Shit, I felt so awkward.

[@felixia9558]

girl the editing in this one got me spilling coffee all over myself

[@edit7606]

I don't like the random loud sounds, to be honest.

[@izzyt1626]

Ya "this is not how this works" *sudden face fold* 😂😂

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@edit7606 Me neither 😅 I can't concentrate when that much shit is happening lol.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

skill issue mate @@thespankmyfrank

[@Hepheat75]

I always wanted a tutorial on how to talk, thanks Jack.

[@noodlelord2109]

The line “I’m technically in control of this body but most the time it doesn’t feel like it!!” Is way to real man lol

[@ferret8048]

4:01 Don't you just hate when that happens?

[@chaosstrolling1598]

The editing is fantastic lmao

[@ALB_930]

Fax

[@rakularavind007]

Guys i cant find my dad

[@Koifishyy.]

​@@rakularavind007same

[@gigachaddoesgaming7994]

​@@rakularavind007 did u check the shop where the milk is

[@thespankmyfrank]

Am I the only one who dislikes it? It gives 12 year old's first editing vibes. It's too much. Or I'm just too old lol.

[@theRealJimothy]

Makes me want to SPEAK about how much I enjoy Sean playing every random game he comes across.

[@Zruel.]

I’ll touch you!

[@m3lod552]

@dronestriketv the random games are nice once in a while but i miss being able to watch new games his playthroughs i watched more than actual tv when i was younger

[@bazokaboy5861]

Hi

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

@@Zruel. ill touch you

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

@@Fourmann ur mom

[@lynn4840]

8:16 "infiltration successful!" i bet lmao.

[@hellosweetie6212]

I recently started watching your videos. I have been going back through a lot of your videos and I want to say thank you for making videos on games that deal with mental health issues and struggles. And talking about it so openly. As someone who struggles with mental health struggles and depression it really does make a difference in people's lives. It helps people to not feel so alone. Not a lot of people who have the kind of influence that you do talk about mental health and the struggles that go with it. So thank you for doing so. It is appreciated and helps others. So thank you again for what you do.

[@AddictedToFandoms]

The intro is like when I test rigs for animation 😂 Jack’s reaction is exactly how I reacted the first time I tested a rig 😂

[@rockyreyes9320]

As an autistic ADHD human myself, I feel like this game is exactly how interacting with people feels like.

[@anxiousrambling3558]

Yeah, its very accurate to how It feels to try to socialize.

[@EloraPurple]

EXACTLY

[@katg5746]

omg YES!

[@amirhb7531]

It's just buzzwords at this point everyone has it DONT THINK ABOUT IT

[@rockyreyes9320]

@@amirhb7531 Autism and ADHD are real and people like you who diminish and devalue the experiences and lives of those who are different. People that ostracize and belittle those who are different are the reason why suicide is the number 1 cause of death for autistic people.

[@BlitztheDragon]

One of the most accurate depictions of leaving the house while autistic I have ever seen.

[@Landry_Livestream.WithMe]

hes not even moving her mouth while im tryna work a rocket engine here. Welcome being a man. 😂

[@zrnc]

i laughed so hard when the eye popped out 💀

[@christianparrish3292]

I bet the developers were like "we should make a game based on surgeon simulator, but you have to control the mouth. "

[@stetson_newsie2600]

Cross over game idea: multiplayer surgeon simulator, but you have to verbally convey info to eachother between steps

[@christianparrish3292]

@@stetson_newsie2600 that would suck

[@betheverson6313]

This is how it feels trying to scream or explain something important in a dream

[@nicoler933]

5:05 is the best

[@summersmith2482]

As a human being who speaks i can confirm he did very well :)

[@benfarney3664]

Sean, I just wanted you to know that your videos have helped me so much over the past few years. The energy and enthusiasm in your videos is infectious and never fails to take my mind off my issues and help me to relax. You've been my favorite channel to watch for almost 7 years now. Thanks for everything you do.

[@smiley_boiiiii]

15:45 i love how it just says “ASS” in red

[@larissamobley1609]

Oh my god, I cried through this whole video. I hope you find more like this one! I always love watching you play these weird ass games.

[@ellesharil6153]

I laughed so hard when the eye popped out 😂 please, please, Sean do another episode!

[@alexablanco8206]

Me to 😂😂😂

[@Gripper_YT]

i never usually laugh out loud when im watching videos, but this got me crackin up fr

[@Mediocrearts92]

1:33 Congratulations, you are now doing the poggers look.

[@charcoaldreams5203]

I'm so glad Sean provides us with these kinds of tutorials. Makes it so much easier to be out in the world now that I know both how to speak and how to shake hands. Can't wait to learn more useful things!

[@chiarruzini1191]

Next tutorial: How to human

[@Yence_Eli]

I just buried my cat. He was my best friend for 15 years. This video is just what I need! I thank you so much for cheering me up today! ❤

[@christianbellanca7402]

So sorry to hear about your cat

[@danielodonnell360]

These days, Jack looks like he should be wearing a tunic and standing around telling me about sweetrolls and arrows to the knee. That hair is impressive. :D

[@yulittcourt3054]

Hey you, you're finally awake

[@butterflyman33]

9:25 jack almost revealed his real job with the mafia

[@NaudVanDalen]

The editing is amazing. So much is going on at all times. Never a dull moment.

[@ylia9718]

8:34 is just Security Breach all over again lol

[@HersheyHemi1]

I'm laughing so hard, that I have to keeping wiping laughter tears off my eyes every 5 minutes!

[@Jack_Wolfe]

10:25 twist its all robots talking to robots lol

[@ukiyoshroom]

you voicing carl has me CRYING for literally no reason

[@Appo4]

I've been dying to see more comedic games, feels like all the gamers I watch do serious horror games, thank you Sean :)

[@mickz8076]

also the meme timings by the editor is so on point, making this thousand times more funny 😭

[@ShellyS2060]

Massive kudos to the editor for this one! It is an absolute master piece! I laughed so much😂 thank you.

[@OffJayPlayz]

The amount of deep fried moments in this broke me. I love the editor so much. Thank you.

[@thelordhimself20]

Jack have you ever thought about making an alarm clock that yells "TOP OF THA MORNIN' TO YA" over and over

[@Entrepreneur-Tyue]

Perfect

[@SKILLET382]

That would be great

[@Crocinator_404]

I've always dreamed of having one of those

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@Crocinator_404Follow your dreams then. You can just set up the alarm of your phone with an audio of it.

[@jfizzle5357]

I love how his person slowly deteriorates.

[@wicker4131]

Your videos bright light into my day, and sometimes hotdogs. And also the majority of you videos are Sticker worthy, my group chat thanks you 😊😊

[@JaxDax]

Please continue this game Sean! It's hilarious!!

[@TidanLikida]

I'd love to see him continue playing this game. How does anyone in the game believe this guy is even remotely human? How does Karen think he's attractive after knocking out a lot of his teeth?

[@spoofingistan]

Jack playing speaking simulator Also Jack 2:48 : I have to speak?

[@Kittykat92595]

Why does this remind me of my speech therapy in school....

[@WatsonLetterM]

"Sorry, but you are now alive." As a fellow creature existing on this jumbo kinetic sand ball, can relate. So sad 😔

[@mklaver31]

Haven’t watched your vids in a long time, but I’m glad to be back cause this is fkn hilarious man

[@Czarro672]

"Microwave Jack isn't real, he can't hurt you." Microwave Jack: 0:07

[@krazykristy7558]

At the end it felt less like a robot trying to act human and more like my inner thoughts any time I'm engaged in a long conversation...

[@ETLEPH]

editor didn’t hold back once again😮‍💨 start to finish was amazing fam great job 👍

[@davldbradley6073]

I was smiling the whole video even laughing. Please Sean more Content we need your help to stay sane. It’s so boring without you!.!.!

[@andrewjames2569]

The Dwayne Johnson reference during the doctors visit had me falling over lol. Thanks for the laughs Sean.

[@HeisenbergFam]

The intro is proof Sean is a paranormal SCP entity who has mind boggling superpowers. What a chad

[@ClassicRockMan]

Hi

[@AuroraLight69]

Man this editing made me choke on my drink. It's so simple and funny.

[@robijakus6860]

10:50 in every aspect it is one syllable... like how do you not know that for certain XĐ english isn't even my first language and it is clear as day for me like it's not even a question to be raised

[@RubyBlueUwU]

At last, my speakering struggles are over.

[@garlocthegreatest4561]

I finally know how to speak thank you for opening my eyes (and my mouth) to this

[@robertanderson2898]

LOL when the eyeball popped out I lost it

[@jakubr2769]

12:19 holy sh1t my eardrums

[@Em-pc4qm]

this is such a fun game to watch as an SLP. just be glad they didn't make you control the velum as well!

[@Zer0Personality]

Bloody hell i waited for a while for the next video to come out!

[@spoookyscarlet]

Jack: Your like that kid in class that says we didn’t get any homework. Me: I’ve never felt so called out

[@NagaFTW]

huge props to diceroll these edits on this video were phenomenal, rly funny shit