Jaffa Factory 65 - Rules of the Hot Tub

[@itsaChoochyBear]

Simon: Hello there little f- *pushes golem down the hole* Duncan: SIMON!! Simon: Oh... *throws bread at it*

[@ugli968]

Communism!

[@leightonvella4620]

Decided to binge watch the whole series. This is what i decided to spend my days doing

[@edenm16]

+Leighton Vella Same

[@wagablade8511]

+Eden Melay me too

[@Zx-hy9ys]

me too

[@colinlewis8873]

Leighton Vella me four

[@gauntlets24]

Me five

[@computerow]

3:53 Has exactly 400 UU matter: "We've got about 250 UU matter in here."

[@jeremyswole214]

Anyone else watching this during quarantine

[@sholloway9081]

Yeah it’s so nostalgic

[@Gsrsesgs]

Yyyep

[@kervin2516]

Damn this pandemic

[@showbiztrey0268]

yep

[@1liamstar]

Was quarantine really 4yrs ago? Wow

[@cola2538]

Maybe he's hiding somewhere waiting to tentacle you. Sjin: 2012

[@weeqee5790]

All the fanfiction this already spawned. (PS: I know this is a 3 year old comment)

[@ravioli957]

ive seen enough anime to know where thats going-

[@reddragondrone3275]

Lobsters live for ever? My boiling pot begs to differ

[@MattECole]

Great now I'm hungry

[@AriArson]

RedDragonDrone watch in a row? Teddy bears?

[@AriArson]

Ed sheernesn

[@黑火メ和地正方形一千]

RedDragonDrone living forever doesn't mean invincible

[@chromaphasia453]

RedDragonDrone they don't die of age, their cells and stuff don't deteriorate over time like us

[@IcKxRapidz]

Watching moon quest episode 98 and seeing all the difference In Jaffa factory it's unreal

[@SilBoydens]

go and watch fluxbudies #40 and look at the diference

[@timsmith4952]

It is a huge difference, isn't it?

[@thinguyen4033]

Well... It's winter break at were I am and I'm gonna try and watch the whole series again... I miss the good old days

[@connoswans]

+JackOps same

[@Goremize]

+thi nguyen same

[@hipsterhamster0593]

I've literally met THEESE guys when I was 6 and Simon had a ginger ninja beard

[@johntromplesteen4016]

+HipsterHamster05 OH MY GOD DID HE REALLY NOOOOO WAYYYYYY

[@connoswans]

Wow

[@ColinMcDonaldGrant]

Poisons you or your money back!

[@LEK3RMANATOR]

The yogscast guarantee

[@xXSlyFoxHoimiexX]

3 years later and I still laugh at this series

[@FracD0isawesome]

"I would go back in the time of Jesus and save in from the Jews" "Don't you mean the Romans?" "Yeah." "*Jesus*, Simon, get it right."

[@flaxlyackosama]

9:29 this is the kind of humor I wish was still acceptable, hilarious and clearly in good fun!

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"That's one rich duck." **Scrooch McDuck wants to know Clucky's location.**

[@SugarKiss10]

Just realised I have been sat here for hours watching this playlist..These were the good times. :P

[@Silentdude__]

Hard to believe it's been 7 years, I was a kid when these came out...

[@IntelSpuddy]

Decided to come back and what this series again so many years on! Best series to hit KZbin so long ago and still as class as I remember

[@Hannah-zs6up]

4th time watching this series one of my favourite things to watch on KZbin 4 years later

[@notorious3039]

+Hannah W True

[@bigbabolat]

I like how they chose the literal worst way possible to build the hot tub.

[@katiejarred3541]

Hot tub time machine is a great film X3

[@C1nShe]

I was searching for this comment, bet you dont remember commenting 3 years ago

[@shadowpokedex1352]

It's funny that this all started with Simon playing minecraft vanilla

[@danielandreini4540]

Sjin messed up the walls by one block. :(. Well let's all forget about it... It is only on a few floors on the inside

[@clorpy897]

Lewis: “I think your rules might be a little sexist” Simon: “NO MEN!”

[@internetsearchhistory774]

Still golden

[@fissionphoenix4995]

With that lava amulet thing the hot tub could just be a tub of lava, couldn't it?

[@castielwinchester4294]

Its jellyfish that live forever

[@rowanwyatt1105]

this has got to be the most controversial episode of the jaffa factory, you know, with the whole jewish and homosexuality thing

[@mprism7985]

9:20 and a movie was born

[@longbanana2092]

mPrism yes it was

[@PandaZZZ4]

“What shape are you going to build the hot tub in?” “The shape of a police box”

[@notjess]

Here I am sat here.... Watching this again in 2015... And this was from 2011... Weird

[@LadyDraconian]

Don't worry. You're not alone :D

[@mitchellfowler873]

+Jessica9Princess 2012... it says right under the video

[@notjess]

Well some bits are from different dates. >-

[@PotatoTheCat]

+Jessica9Princess I watched this when it came out, it was 2012...

[@notjess]

PotatoTheCat I did as well

[@getbeaned3602]

you should make a rollercoaster for chickens that will awsome

[@getbeaned3602]

i find you really funny

[@demonicknight1410]

Ok grammar nazi

[@daveinator6349]

TALK ABOUT TURTLE BEACH

[@SchlauKerl]

"I'd also go back to dinosaur times and save them from the Jews" Jesus I never caught that the first time I watched this series lmaooo

[@henrikfitch4017]

simon make your fucking screen brighter!

[@AltairIbnLaAhad08388]

yes because hes going to read your comment even though this was 2 years ago >.>

[@YoungBoiiiJ]

Its not the brightness tho, its the gamma

[@ethanvillarreal4201]

is any one else scrolling through this

[@erendorable]

9:40 Simon, if you went back to the time of Jesus and saved him from being crucified, we'd all just keep going to hell! Original sin wouldn't be cleansed, etc.

[@MissPerfectInfinity]

erendorable we're all going to hell anyways lol

[@spencer3272]

Retardation in the form of belief in Religion is considered a mental illness

[@ThatMexican_YouKnow]

The UU in UU matter stands for unused, which is why you can craft it into anything

[@samprimack2772]

woah simon thats not cool

[@TheSurvivalguy57]

Was this out b4 the movie hot tub time machine?

[@AceShot28]

No it wasn't

[@steinarbergy1541]

wait what are you doing down here scroll up and continue watching the video no excuse s. Jez wait are you scroling down again well not ny problem anymore...

[@agentcoxack7368]

6:45 Simon predicts the “This is a bucket” “Dear God” meme

[@seantaylor9216]

Way to insult 50% of the planet Simon We'll done

[@romandalton5202]

Bet you're fun at parties

[@sollybrown8142]

If simon said these things in now... Feminists would cry. Of course as reasonable people we laugh. 2012 was a better time.

[@ashton3404]

Scroll back up and watch the video...

[@buttersquids]

AmbitionZ Nah...

[@xavierwhitlow1819]

ironically there s a movie about a time machine hot tube

[@newenglandmixes5990]

That's the reason they made it

[@pen4502]

That's not ironic

[@alikat1255]

So he made a mistake and turned it into a joke.. what of it? I wish people weren't so quick to pull out the racism card.. smh get a fucking grip people!

[@pyrarex8097]

Most controversial episode of the tekkit series, what with the whole jewish and homosexuality thing :/

[@Ihavelemon]

Who gives a shit it was funny as hahahah

[@robbenhoodbarbie]

well you will never make it in this world unless you can take offensive humor

[@tommymurphy706]

I love the way the chickens still hide amongst the cables in the factory!

[@sophiemansel6374]

Sjin is just simply amazing and his voice is like angels

[@jgreenzicle]

It's like some kind of... Hot Tub Time Machine

[@iMann_iFail]

I'm rewatching the series.. I can't believe it's been 5 years since the series begun. The Yogscast need to do another series that involves everyone.

[@terrilynnb1968]

Sjin: "A time machine hot tub." Instantly think of Hot Tub Time Machine!

[@PutUsernameHerePl0x]

i love how they take 50 episodes for 3 stories, then once sips and sjin are on they finish it in two or three

[@Zeresrail]

Only in the yogscast will a hot tub be built for a mechanic turtle. its exactly why i love them!

[@MeChan25]

sounds like they need hannah to resolve the hot tube problems XD

[@hypochondriac3194]

They can use the servers to heat the hot tub; every time there's a flame war, they can go in the hot tub!

[@harveymatthews578]

H y p o c h o n d r i a c I was scrolling through and watching it the same time.your comment and the saying came up at the same time.lol

[@mcg1142]

wow, 11:10 , linus from ltt is actually doing that with his pool XD

[@enigmaticRiver]

Back in my day we made farms with wheat and dirt and sometimes we didn't have dirt

[@TheMrbutternubs]

having closed captions while watching this is soo funny

[@funky_ralphie1075]

I like the fact Sjin and Simon are like: "This hot tub will be AWESOME" and Lewis and Duncan are just like : "Just don't burn down the WHOLE DAMN FACTORY"

[@tobiasblaneful]

Someone needs to make animated classics of the yogscast greatest moments

[@Gabbroboccia]

Ive watch so many of theses Minecraft videos I'm having dreams with 'world holes' in them.

[@thefallencorpsebride]

Simon - "I would go back and save Jesus from the Jews." Sjin - "Don't you mean the Romans?"

[@PupdudePwns]

Mass Fabricator does that already. Pop the matter into a condenser, and you receive pure awesome.

[@leonnuske2484]

Simon should advise creationists on how to explain the dinosaur extinction 9:45

[@illusoryquixot]

I just now realized that the iron golems look like the robots from Castle in the Sky.

[@heidicondon5780]

OH MY GOSH YESSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂

[@robzee2598]

I had an ad before the video for pig island!

[@quantumplatinum3029]

There is a book about time machine bathtubs

[@HalberdierHyperion]

"We've got about 250 UU-Matter in here, as well," Lewis says while looking at closer to 450 units. Math is hard.

[@danieljames1868]

First tight: "no way he would burn down a level with lav..." second thought: "Who am I kidding, this is Simon I'm talking about.

[@Quail-kk4dn]

i miss this so much!!!!!!!! You guys should have a throw back and go back to an older version of tekkit and do these episodes agen

[@Pistoolkip]

I build my hottub with incinerators at the bottom and an on/off switch. Was amazing!

[@vader1361]

9:54 If you look behind the crafting window, you will see the test subject enderman. Ninjas of Minecraft. You don't (usually) see them, they see you...

[@MrXenomsftw]

ok, great! this actually helped me on a test i had today :D

[@johannesdolch]

Look at you. You haven't even started yet and you're already poisoned and bleeding ...

[@GothKidNagasaki]

And it's still dancing? yolo moment right there for the droid!

[@TheDarkkatana19]

They already had this discussion; Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or cookies, but cakes, that's why they're called Jaffa cakes.

[@krisCrashTV]

If you apply a redstone signal to the mass fabricator (just put a lever beside it) you can toggle it off with it. Instead of breaking cables.

[@TheWendo101]

watching martyns tekkit in sync with this....its hillarious how toby just swept in and raided you guys

[@tommymurphy706]

Clucky is so cool, she just watches them, observing. All from the light...

[@GamingPrductions37]

I hated minecraft and tekkit but when i saw your hot tub vid i suddenly started liking these games and finally relised what is so good about them! Thanks guys!

[@lewisfinity9082]

Simon can get in the hot tub because he's a dwarf

[@darthyoda0662]

i just had the best idea ever inception in minecraft: basically you can go back to past events in minecraft that you enjoyed and also you can make anything in inception so why not be able to make circles thumbs up if you agree

[@ashketum12az]

"1 man... is allowed. 2 men... is not allowed" -Simon Lane 2012

[@AcadianBacon8]

Simon is definitely a griefer. x3 Duncan gets mobs in his traps, Simon lets them loose. Duncan makes Iron Golems, Simon pushes them off the edge of the floor. I'd never wanna play games with him. x3

[@sagelee-beran7201]

the whole time they were building the hot tub i was thinking THEY'RE GONNA BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING BUILDING DOWN!

[@MrEnderGhast]

Lobsters don't live forever, a species of jellyfish lives forever.

[@chrischiarenza4488]

lewis: simon needs help or else he will set fire to his and the factory me: i can imagine that happening he places the first block and it just sets fire like on alpha minecraft

[@AgentMo4444]

9:30, i thought Simon was going to say "I'd go back to the time when I was riding the Sips Co rollercoaster."

[@cheeselovarage]

Simon: yeah let me empty this bucket of water so I could put water in it...

[@retrokamzi7336]

fav members 1. simon 2. lewis 3. duncan 4. sjin 5. sips 6.rithian

[@chloearmstrong2721]

Lava under glass above glass water. Now that's a hot tub :3

[@heeyyypeople]

"We need more bundles..." Duncan sounds like Flo from Progressive.

[@georgeparsonage3278]

just to point out that lobsters can live forever because they don't grow weak from age

[@Wiimo715]

9:29 A: That would Screw us all B: Jesus did that to save us

[@MrMonkey2150]

If anyone sees this then it means ur watching the whole series again and also means ur amazing 🤩

[@DwarvakiinPlays]

Simon giving Bolt bread in 2018 "Buy my fucking bread!"

[@gamingdudeyosh]

sips and sjin are blowing up your factory

[@ragingthunder3299]

Simons allowed in. he's a "dwarf".

[@myuu493]

6 stacks and 16. That's enough to make about one and a half suits of Quantum Armor, which takes 280 pieces of it for a full suit.

[@jasperrox1]

word of advice, stick the condenser outside, cover all sides but one with relays, and cover the relays with collectors. put whatever you want to make in the condenser, and it will make it out of nothing (well, out of the sun's energy.