Jake & Amir: Dating Apps

[@tytyEQ]

"they're all dating applications if you know how to be a pimp" is Amir's most baller line of the series.

[@Evilriku13]

The “everything is a dating app“ line was later turned into a sketch itself 👀

[@112233jjooee]

thats when jakey downloaded tinder and got his tinder coach

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

But he did get a match! Her name is Lod - as in she got double D's...

[@JanKenk]

Oh LOD!

[@Rachel98246]

Jan Kenk WHY LOD!

[@schuesslerlauren]

@@hittingyouoverthehead My dad yelled at me but I cried cried cried and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of dads cc. Sending you some major coin as squeak

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@schuesslerlauren Can't do tonight, cutie. I've withdrew $1000 from the account as a holding fee for next week.

[@ellethegenie]

"Fuck my face?" "Excuse you." That line gets me every time.

[@rileyculbert486]

"Is that true?" "That I went to the launch party? Nooooo!" Lmfao

[@kevinfarrell9304]

amir's "waittttt" at the end is perfect

[@seanswift1072]

Imagine my disappointment when I thought I had finally met another Neo-Nazi lesbian rabbi and it turned out to just be Amir

[@woodside4life]

Don’t worry, the right one’s still out there for you.

[@mickjagger4707]

Booooo

[@burger1018]

Coy smile from Jake at 1:26

[@heek40]

+burger1018 You can also see him break down laughing through his arms at 1:45

[@McBaller96]

"They're all Dating Applications if you know how to be a pimp" *GRANT IS QUAKING*

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yeah was boutta say

[@strawberry_boicake]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 please get a better screenname, i will walk you through changing it so help me god

[@SnikenCS]

J&A is the only reason I'm still subbed to this channel. Never gets old :3

[@gregjenkinson7512]

Lol thats gotta be one of the funniest crying fits amir has ever done

[@trimboli_design]

That Christian stereotype sweater.

[@6shnuggle6]

That last line was gold.

[@FatigueRestored]

I agree wholeheartedly. Perfect tie up.

[@OhplsAndrew]

I don't get it.

[@FatigueRestored]

Batman, Amir is his usual self and screws up a perfect opportunity.

[@OhplsAndrew]

Joshua V That really shouldn't have turned her off though. She fucked up, not him.

[@FatigueRestored]

Batman, That's a side.... Way I see it she dodged a bullet.

[@starfox300]

1:43 Jake can't hide his laugh

[@wesley2936]

"I have a tumblr lately."

[@zbombzbyhislonesome]

The first generation iPhone joke gets better every year

[@DevonBernard]

Another great video guys, Jake & Amir is my favorite online comedic series. Looking forward to your next video, keep up the great work!

[@VijiogFrito]

Every app is a dating application if you know how to be a pimp.

[@MinMin-di8yx]

is not me I am not posting these comments help!!! someone is using my account

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

Agora E Aroga Even CandyCrush?

[@VijiogFrito]

CausticCynic especially candycrush

[@Rock6Sixes]

College humor uploaded about that

[@PinataFreaks]

Am i the only one who thinks it would be awesome to meet Amir (the actor) in real life? I would ask him how he is able to stay in character at all...

[@nikovalle1621]

Plot twist: Amir is never in character, he's always himself

[@PinataFreaks]

In that case meeting him would be less awesome...

[@Tera_GX]

Well, finding that one Amir video from pre-CollegeHumor makes me think Niko Valle's theory may actually be somewhat on track.

[@nikovalle1621]

less awesome!? You diva! Amir is a pimp and a cool

[@alexisd6106]

Oh watch the outtakes they’re TERRIBLE at not breaking character. They just do a lotttt of takes.

[@YakAttack915]

This was a winner. Love how Jake almost loses it in some of the episodes. Great stuff

[@cupofteam]

After listening to 'If I were you' I was like ahhh ;)

[@AmonOfTheSahelijos]

which episode?

[@cupofteam]

Amon Sahelijo Pretty much all of them - when it comes to Tinder talk these guys really seize the cheese

[@ViiCToM]

CupOfTeam | Original British Comedy Toeda!

[@Rachel98246]

CupOfTeam Cease the tease!

[@hallowgallow]

I need OkayStupid. xD

[@schuesslerlauren]

Meeeeeeeee tooooooo

[@Business_Skeleton]

Sounds like a daing site for Himbos

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Bravo to the editor on this one, cutting from Amir's first scream at Jake's fakeout punch to him casually saying "I lost a nut!" is comedy gold. Possibly even comedy taupe.

[@Jkdabomb10A]

Years later Grant O’Brian proved Amir right.

[@TheHybridOriginal]

Since I saw the blooper channel I always watch out for parts where I can see Jake laughing a little xD

[@brinkabrink]

i have a tumblr lately

[@Blackfile07]

I refuse to believe that his iPhone is still functional.

[@llamasorus]

Jake & Amir Q and A might be kinda funny.

[@doubledeedin]

Listen to the Podcast. Its basically Jake and Amir answering questions.

[@LordMarquae4]

I watched so many of these...

[@Mabsss33]

That last line is a accurate representation of these dating apps: if she doesn't like the opening line, then she won't give you another chance haha

[@Spid.E-girl]

1:47: Did Jake start laughing as the scene cut away? xD

[@MirrorPeach]

I feel bad that Amir can't get a girlfriend because I think he's pretty adorable.

[@shipwreck9146]

Every app is a dating app.

[@donrayner2158]

If I were you podcast fan. This is helping me get thru my withdrawals until this Thursday's episode.

[@jesusthroughmary]

I died at Minge

[@OfficialAfllux]

Is that guy in glasses that dude that was in Harold and Kumar 3'D?

[@Corpor3aL]

implying you watched that movie for another reason

[@OfficialAfllux]

Corpor3aL yes, I watched all 3 Harold and kumar movies before I found out about this channel

[@Corpor3aL]

OfficialAfllux the other 2 movies were nice but the last one was awful. Just a big advertisement. Most Collegehumour subscribers watched it just because of amir

[@puremonky123]

Corpor3aL advertisement for what?

[@breeve12]

Corpor3aL Everyone's a critic, make your own movie then. I loved all 3!

[@notmine914]

Please remake this adding in Orion! It was a joke, now it's the truff

[@AshZelda]

Jake always looks like he's trying really hard to not laugh.

[@Magicsw0rd]

How in the world would he manage to fuck the last one up so soon? (Not literaly, obviously)

[@martinoc2282]

Shame I’ve never watched this video. I always turn it off after Amir says to in the intro

[@nickzardiashvili624]

Amir was afraid how a punch from Jake would affetc their friendship going forward. Just a reminded that Amir has stabbed Jake once as well as kicked off his tongue on a separate occasion.

[@NBproductionspresent]

Love how the mic changes after the first scene

[@OuranGirl4ever]

A true comedy duo

[@dflan87]

Hey!! does anyone know the episode where Amir says 'I'm a mouse! Give me the cheese.' I've been searching for ages, you guys are my last hope!

[@trucolorz33x]

Blood donation!

[@dflan87]

trucolorz33x Thank-you soooo much!!!!!!!

[@minartson]

1:46 Jake breaking in laughter.

[@rlenclub]

Mic didn't work in the first scene

[@CruuushaL]

he's using the first iphone?

[@TomboTime]

dude, why does ur profile pic look so real??

[@thetong1982]

He bought two of them. Twice as many calls.

[@lateastronaut8579]

I love these series!

[@QuadroNVS]

I have been looking for this episode for over a day just to watch 1:34

[@cokeofcola8773]

I doubt someone from christianmingle would want to meet someone named amir

[@quest4adventure495]

That’s a ridiculous and bigoted assumption.

[@ShadowGeo117]

@@quest4adventure495 excuuuuuuse?

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@quest4adventure495 An assumption yes. A ridiculous one? Not in the slightest.

[@b3productions974]

That's fair That's more than fair

[@chilt0n844]

Absolutely how dare you

[@spokanadian]

That video was amazing

[@The5thYard]

best jake and amir by far!!

[@funkylapd]

Just watched A very Harold & Kumar Christmas, loved Amir as Adrian in the movie!!

[@JordanWilliams-ft9pg]

I prefer these glasses to your circular glasses Amir:)

[@Daxxximus]

I'll have... the twinge

[@MansiGarneni]

“Excuse you” OMFG

[@Randyy1]

I keep coming back to this video daily LOL and Jakie's face at the and hahaha

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

I lost a *NUT*

[@jasonminiaci8940]

I spit my water on my keyboard

[@lewis96L-s4e]

more funny after listening to their podcast

[@Arskite]

It's more funny when you just watch Jake as well - any time he has his head in his hands he is laughing xD

[@prankfiles]

It is…check it out!!

[@Rhokium]

I agree

[@OhplsAndrew]

Why?

[@frickfrack369]

Why

[@jonwalters5395]

Should’ve tried Orion.

[@BlackEmperor]

The weirdest thing about this entire video is the fact that Amir has a first generation iPhone.

[@eljay2403]

Please come back guys. KZbin misses you.

[@alexanderingvarsson7331]

God, I know it'll never happen but I just can't help wanting amir to grow up and fix his life.

[@jsevestjanova]

“OK Stupid” I fucking screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@platapuss100]

Amir is the best person ever.

[@DATcandraw]

"Not as of yet...nay..."

[@tankray9752]

Why did they stop making this show

[@AliTheAllStar]

Last line was actually a great chat up line. haha

[@davidsnow6171]

I saw Amir on TV with Ben Schwartz at the Laker game, sitting front row

[@tomoatescricket]

Only a matter of time since they did this.

[@mattverstege9373]

Jake asks if its a 1G iPhone before he looks at it!

[@jingerstorm]

+Matt Verstege it was already in his peripheral

[@weezact7]

I like how almost every time Jake covers his face in these videos, you can catch him cracking up.

[@SM7LArchitecture]

this one had some good moments (:

[@The420Tokers]

sick birthday present, a Jake and Amir

[@asboll]

lol the art gallery part

[@Quiteinfamous]

Look at Amir's muscles. Must be the workout and Jake eating all of his unhealthy foods. He's a beast in that regard. #DOPE

[@TheMaxeew]

Lost one nut still got onealmond though

[@Jonasman315]

I found this hilarious as a hardcore fan of their amazing podcast.

[@cameronb.3888]

That flinch

[@TheHolyChiz]

The random switch from no microphone to microphone bothers me :(

[@J1ffyLub3]

1:33 the defining moment of amir

[@Dee0316]

Omg the Grindr reference was hilarious lol

[@tardersauce3578]

Jake does love tinder.

[@elsaclaudia]

Should do another video with one of Jakes tinder experiences. He rants enough about it on "If I Were You'

[@MCMQSmith]

Jake couldn't hold it together. I love it!

[@dannyclub09]

Brilliant.

[@Dujbzy]

1st gen iPhones can't download apps.. I know this because I still have a 3G and it can't update past iOS 4 :(

[@legoindy111]

You didn't know that when you called me evil, didja?

[@leafbladie]

Really Amir, pro gun control, that's just stupid. Areas with more gun control laws have more crime.

[@POWERBUT]

He also used 'Neo-Nazi,' so, I don't think he's actually serious.

[@Icewind007]

I hope you aren't seriously saying this... The whole line was a contradictory joke. And if you are joking, then it was a bad joke.

[@Dangerwiggles]

Doesn't stop people in the UK from mugging people with sticks, does it? I guess it's better then pistol whipping someone.

[@leafbladie]

I was joking, that was one of the least serious offenses, so I thought I'd attack it for fun. Though I do think over strict gun control is bad.

[@123Cheekycow]

kiraanimerawr1 except they dont die from the mugging

[@AHardMofo]

That Myspace part was pretty smart

[@tangerinetango]

1:44 Jake couldn't hold it anymore hahaha

[@antonydandrea]

1:27 I can imagine many outakes of jake laughing at this.

[@JTH_X]

Was that a smosh reference near the end?

[@Aaron3502]

"What do you mean, where?" "Like an alley or, uh....my face."

[@Cami555555Sheep]

Where did POV go?!

[@מידןטמיר]

To this day I still don't understand why Cindy left

[@dionhuntik638]

XD amir is so funny!

[@IllegalAlien1029]

Anyone notice that Amir has been lifting?

[@mrfrelancekiller]

So that's why he's all of a sudden more attractive, I knew it was something.

[@WixkedLovy]

Ricky will be in the next videos, guys!!

[@BaconManProd]

Ricky already is in the next video? I have seen it.

[@MrBlackLenses]

“Like an alley...or my face”