Jake and Amir: Baby Bjorn

He was Bjorn in the USA.
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[@michaelholtz599]

A star is born? A star is BJORN!

[@zestyzucchini57]

Nah, a star is CORN.

[@TheStormybob]

Bad joke? No, bad YOU

[@noahzuniga]

what a dumb headshot buddy

[@ravencom1]

Bad vest

[@addy_97]

​@@ravencom1 Nah, Bad Ravindu

[@Drarack]

See, Amir denied permission to kick Jake's ass the first time around but Jake just had to keep pushing, didn't he.

[@nichenetwork9817]

Clearly just a huge ploy to see if Jake's clothes are pee proof or dry clean only.

[@Pedakin]

Pee proof?

[@ribozyme2899]

@@Pedakin Or dry clean only!

[@jakeboos9860]

Anyone else die when Jake says "I don't care what day he was Bjorn"

[@jesusthroughmary]

+Jake Boos Flawless delivery.

[@christianmccauley7340]

Jake Boos I did

[@Psychol-Snooper]

2.5 people die per second so chances are very good!

[@mikelor84]

I always lol when Jake adopts Amir's weird lingo. For example "None of your bitchness - It is my bitchness" or "I think...n'yar - I think n'yar as well" or "I was keedin - You said you weren't keedin - I was keedin" or "Beliebe it or not but I'm kinda obsessed - Of course I beliebe that. That's very beliebable"

[@EvilApple567]

@@mikelor84 An dan?

[@MrEliot518]

That is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen

[@sophiejo-47]

I usually think babies aren't that cute but this baby is so cute

[@Petey5544]

Can't cope with amir holding that little grapefruit

[@heathercalun4919]

I thought that was a particularly uncute baby.

[@matthew1992]

Heather Calun same

[@theopenmouth9695]

Eliot DeHaven really is.

[@JeremyHoffman]

I love how Amir cover's the baby's ears when Jake reads Amir's incriminating text at 1:25.

[@LongLongLists]

"from a cop no less, a little piggy" omfg funniest episode in recent memory

[@bkky9]

It's so cute how the baby looks up at Amir at 0:42

[@jackmacharia5912]

The very first Jake and Amir episode I watched...which sparked a never-ending spiral of binge-watching the entire series that negatively affected my studies and relationships but still, no 'ragrets'

[@kath2546]

lmaoo the amount of j&a references that come into my head in my daily conversations that i have to hold back from saying

[@TheCooderix]

@@kath2546 I used to have a folder of apt jokes for every imaginable situation. I still do, but I used to too.

[@aidan7899]

"Granted."

[@MrMoneybags342]

THAT SHIT WAS WILD

[@stevemyers3082]

Guys, Baby Bjorn is like 3 years old now. He's a toddler. Man, that hurts.

[@alexf0723]

toddler Bjorn...dler

[@nicjram1]

Steve Myers get him back todo the same episode :p

[@jimmah4087]

nicjram1 he's almost 4

[@cal505]

Toddlers are aged 1-2, 3 year olds walk, run and talk.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

4 years now. Already in kindergarten!

[@tgfvdcrwtr]

That baby is fucking adorable

[@TheJollyAlex]

This is my favourite Jake and Amir episode hands down

[@karycam]

+Alex Jolly I totally agree Baby Bjorn in a baby Bjorn lmao

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

This is my least favorite.

[@nichenetwork9817]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 yeast*

[@nutmaster652]

I fuckin lose it every time Amir denies somebody's permission to do something and they listen

[@nutmaster652]

yup still funny

[@nutmaster652]

still funny

[@nutmaster652]

still.

[@nutmaster652]

S T I L L

[@nutmaster652]

S. T. I. L. L.

[@NougatCN]

"I always wanted to be a police officer myself, and uh guess this makes it official" lol how does showing the cop ur phone make it official hahah

[@NougatCN]

+i dunno Lol how does that qualify Jake as an officer, that makes no sense

[@MartinWasTaken]

He just said it as a joke, helping the officer, not that he is officially a cop because of that haha :D

[@Be1smaht]

the ending was amazing. "granted"

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

The policeman has the most amazing cheekbones I’ve EVER seen

[@egg7962]

"granted."

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Anyone else love how Jake says "Morning, man!" so cheerfully and friendly at the start. Like it was nice to see Jake being willing to be so casual and friendly with Amir before it all went to hell.

[@AnimeisLife4evr]

Aw he made the baby cry D:

[@jacktumbleweed]

if you haven't noticed, babies cry. it happens.

[@nathanb5579]

Logan Fehr Liar!

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

I don't care what day he was bjorn

[@jackbartlett4402]

Amir has mind control abilities, but he doesn't know it. He can start chants at will and cause people to obey him like he is a god. However, jake is immune to Amir's mind control as he is the only one that knows the true extent of Amir's awfulness

[@samrene3]

Explains how he’s been employed so long

[@l1mao7]

'patrick rafter' i fking cried on this one

[@lipglass]

he’s a bjorn winner

[@bjornswenson166]

I have the best name ever! Thanks CollegeHumor!

[@mirvha714]

Teal Dragon You win

[@AngelAffinity18]

Teal Dragon Your name might not be Bjorn, but you are still awesome

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

+Bjorn Swenson Were you Bjorn with that name, or did you get a name change?

[@Abnaxusss]

What day were you bjorn?

[@thadboy3267]

Ok but this was adorable, honestly! I love how you can tell Amir does in fact know how to hold a baby, even holding its little hands with their grasping reflex. I wonder if the real-life Amir has experience with babies or if someone told him to do that?

[@gazzamuso]

He's an uncle and lives near his niblings. From the podcast it sounds like he's quote involved in their life.

[@TitanOfClash]

@@gazzamuso really nice use of niblings

[@beasty335]

Ahahaha i love how it was holding on to amirs fingers

[@Varooooooom]

Please don’t call them ‘it’

[@HonorableNed]

@@Varooooooom well last time i called a baby shit everyone lost their mind so idk what you want from me

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@Varooooooom Why not? It's a baby.

[@lesssugarcandy6011]

FUN FACT : that baby bjorn actualy a son of Michael Schaubach, the guy who played mike in "Jake and Amir: New Guy"

[@cherry8709]

Seeing as the baby and the post director have the same surname, I'm guessing this was "bring your baby to work and put them in a Jake and Amir sketch" day

[@alainamccall]

BRUH Amir is such a madlad, he literally played w those cheeks till he CRIED wtf bro lol

[@writingsongsforfrogs5672]

I'm gonna call my kid Grapefruit Guy

[@orrebiff]

thats a god damn cute bjorn

[@concertedreaction]

I'll still be rewatching these videos when Bjorn is as old as I was when this video first came out.

[@lilsalad4931]

one of the best jake and amir episodes easily

[@neontime8507]

Christ, I feel so bad for Jake.

[@sunairjet]

College humor were the first iPhone benders

[@Double0Pig]

My fucking god the comments on this video are fucking hilarious.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Anarchy:D no they arent

[@TriforceTK]

The true crime in this episode was Jake's mustache.

[@andresluz4973]

HE CAN STILL GET WITH GIRLS. THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE

[@a.g.m.s_1916]

IT WAS A GOOF!!

[@doingitwelldotbiz]

He’s shaving it!

[@briangifford5756]

Baby Bjorn is probably watching KZbin right now. He might see this video

[@TheCharlestonFollies]

For me this is a masterpiece, the combination of cute and funny is too much for me I have watched this at least 15 times and can't get enough. It's probably one of my top 5 videos on youtube easily and I really think it is of a new level in comedy. I love this so much thank you for doing this ! Love the punchline, it's just so cute and hilarious it's too much.

[@mononoke1332]

This sketch has everything!

[@onfrolicker9317]

Baby Bjorn is like an actual person now. At this point Bjorn is like 7 years old and in school

[@lipglass]

he was bjorn seven years ago

[@stephanieexists]

Could it be possible… Baby Bjorn in Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir one day?

[@gabrielangulo4764]

this was the first video that I saw if Jake & Amir many years ago, been a huge fan ever since

[@Lup3r]

"Go take your son back" hahahahahaha

[@Peter_1986]

0:44 is probably the first time I have ever heard an English-speaking person actually pronounce the Swedish name "Björn" more or less correctly. It actually sounds a bit like the "Ö" letter, instead of just an "O".

[@J___0926]

Bjorn grabbing Amir’s fingers with his whole hands is adorable

[@shopaholicceiley]

The baby is so adorable in HD!! Keep watching it cause of him!!

[@jonas3333]

Honestly imagine what would be going through Jake's mind in the moment he saw Amir with the baby. In that reality, the child is just in an incredible amount of immediate danger!

[@blakeglenn]

A lot of people are saying this is there favorite episode. I don't get it, but hey, to each their Bjorn

[@bobbobb1970]

Do you think that rhymes?

[@blakeglenn]

+Bob Bobb No, good sir. Tis a quibble.

[@Cannonbombtv]

@@bobbobb1970 was a bitchly attempt to be sure

[@RexMAIZER]

The utmost respect paid to Amir at the strangest of times, hilarious.

[@CZnoob]

Wow, first time i've seen collegehumor reply to someone, that deserves a thumbs up!

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

denied

[@kieranmatzky181]

Where did they get the f*cking baby? And he is adorable

[@BahselAridi]

Kieran Matzky It's Michael Schaubach's son, you know the guy in the episodes New Guy and Ultimatum? Happens to be the Director of Post Production for CH.

[@ashharijaywardena]

That baby IS adorable. Such a calm chap too...

[@meechivelli]

+Bahsel Aridi I thought he was gay

[@AntickUamba]

+josh amichia in a video he was...john travolta has been playing a straight man all his life

[@AntickUamba]

+josh amichia in a video he was...john travolta has been playing a straight man all his life

[@SuperDave24601]

These videos are much better lately!

[@djudjuy]

I've been watching this for days. Too funny, especially the outtakes. I'll be cooking or something and stop to watch it again. Is that weird?

[@xX88B88Xx]

Love Baby Bjorne’s side eye at 1:31

[@OhplsAndrew]

A baby Bjorn for this fetal scorn makes the ladies say "Oh, Lord!" ;)

[@dylanjwebmusic]

Bad rhyme, bad you

[@DeeDoubleYous]

@@JohnstasBACK Jesus dude

[@JohnstasBACK]

@@DeeDoubleYous Lmao you're such a pussy. grow a pair.

[@DylanSahlin]

One of the best Jake and Amirs yet.

[@brendanleuthner4851]

A star is born? Nah, a star is CORN

[@dazestybomb]

"granted" lmao

[@eplinox]

I want behind the scenes and/or bloopers!

[@EvenMoreSuprising]

best episode yet !

[@RickyRecruit]

Terrible acting. If you're going to play an American cop at least have your weapon drawn.

[@Double0Pig]

I laughed too much at this.

[@Darth_Xionn]

RickyRecruit You diva roach,

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

You didn't see him break Jake's arm? That fits the poor's stereotype of an officer just fine.

[@sethdavis1690]

sm

[@reallyFrogman]

RickyRecruit and punching a minority

[@jonniblett6501]

He's not that strong... it was just the iPhone 6

[@evanleach4820]

It was made in 2013

[@Ephraim32]

They called it 1 year before iphone 6 was released. Fuckin time travelers

[@48rylo]

he literally said it was a 4... come on dude

[@ichigoXicecream]

One of my favorite episodes

[@coreyperdue1966]

i recently saw this guy on a national commercial. guess he was bjorn for the camera

[@HeraAndHyde]

"Don't do that man." Hhahahahaha!

[@AlvorReal]

Is there an episode where Jake just starts murdering everyone?

[@Bloodycow700]

Jake and Amir is the only thing keeping me subscribed to collegehumour.

[@jerrysand8328]

Glad to see more office videos this video feels like the old ones I liked it

[@JaBBerSmack]

This kid is 10 now.

[@OperationBrownTown]

Guess who my favorite tennis player is? Patrick Rafter he was a Bjorn winner. XD LOLOLOL

[@sammywhythim777]

Jake and Amir are the only reason I am still subscribed to college humour.

[@tangokilogolf]

I really should be studying for my finals right now.. college humor, I love thee

[@AndreCrema97]

That kid is 7 now He’s old enough to watch this and go “ah, this is comedy. I feel bad for people who don’t get comedy like this. I was born in the wrong generation”

[@austinveno6743]

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

[@questionableone945]

This gets 100 likes from me because I listen to their podcast!

[@somethingbeaster]

I saw your comment and i still almost swallowed my snuff, that was hilarious!

[@inspiredauthor]

Aww.. the cutest baby ever!

[@dropout]

We've got a good one coming up! It's on our website if you want to go check it out now. It's called: "What Every Girl Sees at a Gyno Appointment"

[@ribozyme2899]

Thank you for the recommendation, CH!

[@coffin7904]

I miss who you used 2 be

[@KillYourInnerLoser]

​@@coffin7904I know, right?

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

When the cop says "it doesn't say anything now", I always assumed Jake had previously said "it says". However, he does not. He just quotes the text. I get the feeling the script was altered somewhere along the line.

[@MartinWasTaken]

DaaaahWhoosh Maybe it was just a good line, fit perfectly.

[@ApartmentViews]

+DaaaahWhoosh moron

[@thatmanckid]

that's that "fuck off" email

[@lastofmykind8]

DaaaahWhoosh not the script, the editing.

[@emonoglesby]

Favorite episode besides dog lol. Also i like the bloopers version: Morning dude. morning dude lmao

[@VegetableFRIES]

"granted" LMFAOOOOOO. collegehumor still got it.

[@MrTOBAZZ]

Amir is in the film Harold and kumar

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Whos here after episode 285???

[@Mrnobodybutyourself]

i loled so hard at the end when he says granted while moving the babies mouth.

[@jakeradoski6880]

The show was ahead of its time

[@Martin.G]

That baby is a teenager now…

[@maldor56]

No he’s not?

[@lj-iv5rx]

@@maldor56 he’s 12

[@Sheenarachael]

jake is beautiful.

[@gloop32]

The babies face when Amir covers his ears omg, it's like duuddee, I can't hear, im tripping out man

[@MrChannelReview]

I just love the way he uses the babies mouth to say "granted". Cracked me up

[@AmethystEyes]

This kid is like 8 or 9 now. Lol

[@Maazin5]

I wonder if he's seen it

[@DinoProduction3]

1:39 Is that iphone 6+?

[@nagliszaglis]

video made in 2013, nope.

[@TheOmegaLeaf]

naglis autukas u are the anti-joke

[@Whiteboard40K]

Still my favorite CH skit by far

[@enesganic]

Best series ever

[@addisontoney10]

it took me 30 fucking minutes to figure out how to post a goddamn comment. what the actual fucking shit google

[@elisabeth8609]

it's pronounced Bjørn!!!

[@kaptinkrunch47]

That's just how Norwegian and Danish and spell it.

[@quirkyatom2966]

And the Swedes! Never forget the Swedes (sorry, I'm 96% Swedish, not that you should care. No that anyone should care).

[@elijohnson2660]

Every video i watch of collegehumor i just hope it's not as bad as everyone before it. And each time its the same.

[@woushka4723]

I think this is my favorite Jake and Amir video...

[@UTubeGenius]

"I was walking my son to daycare". lmfao, how'd I never catch that all these years.

[@matteorizvi6469]

UTubeGenius what?

[@raytisan]

hi, my name is

[@calebseeley6259]

raytisan wika wika slim shady

[@gayvideos3808]

cherry dude

[@classicalmusicjunkie]

Around 5 years ago. Look up "Dorm Bathroom CollegeHumor" Don't get me wrong I love Jake and Amir and I understand that Collegehumor is a company now, I just wish that they still had series that takes place in College because I loved them!

[@squeegeeman1999]

This might be the funniest episode- nay, internet video I have ever seen.

[@ScrubCityMayor]

One of the best ever