Jake and Amir: Rolex

We are beefing soy and rewatching all of our episodes on / ja !
Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

"That's too much scene direction" love how quickly forgot the context of why he was reading the script and fell into his usual critique 😂😂😂

[@adibmir9791]

"Call me jake" is one of the funniest lines in thiss whole series

[@joeyrozic1100]

So hilariously sad.

[@eboooo]

SWF stuff it's hilarious

[@octopusph.d7737]

absolutely not

[@TheManinBlack9054]

"Call me by your name"

[@gogogoooooooooo]

Adib Mir It’s jjkae.

[@pffft5679]

Amir's father could use it as an ankle bracelet.

[@LimLamOfficial]

For his two thin legs

[@brucewayne2184]

Nah, too big.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Those tiny, spindly little legs

[@erich.9923]

3 centimeters in diameter.

[@yakkers2108]

@@erich.9923 Nothing but blood and skin

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

**Sees a jean vest while out shopping** **sheds a single tear** **whispers gently** "Nah... Bad you..."

[@Rachel98246]

Is it a tear of soy?

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

it's a beef. I'm a beef.

[@Rachel98246]

Tricia BoIick I'M BEEFING

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

It's both of us, look at us cryin' up here like a bunch of ninnies. Everybody turn back! Don't look at us! Two dudes, two grown men just sharin' a beef

[@jonathanrevoir4142]

Tricia BoIick crying tears of soy

[@peachforce]

I love seeing this vest because it announces the presence of a "Bad You" joke.

[@peachforce]

I... was so naive when I wrote this comment... Thinking that the Jake and Amirs would continue forever... *sobs*

[@SyntheticReign]

DaHanci They're making a TV show.

[@peachforce]

Synthetic Reign That was announced in 2013, wasn't it? It'll take a while to come out.

[@SyntheticReign]

DaHanci It's true, but it's continuing on. Their KZbin show is ending, but they aren't. I was just letting you know that they're going to last a little longer at least.

[@TheUsurper50]

DaHanci I think their podcast is just as good.

[@dusk565]

Oh Jjkae. You just don't understand.

[@Pedakin]

#PoeticLicense

[@AwesomeRepix]

+dusk565 Is Jake with one J?

[@AwesomeRepix]

dusk565 Go watch: Jake & Amir: Office Fantasy (Which is linked with this one) It's hilarious. "Jake with one J? What order is everything?"

[@dusk565]

AwesomeRepix Everyone knows Amir knows not how to spell Jake. Patronizer.

[@hideousfive3978]

*jake

[@monsterurby]

Jake's sudden cry of "Help us!" when Amir starts crying soy gets me every time.

[@ElementalLeaf]

Man I remember watching these every morning before class to feel less nervous in my freshman year of college. Good times. I don't know why I ever stopped watching, these were/are such great short skits

[@eoghanbarry1432]

How was college? xD

[@expetriat]

Eoghan Barry He works at a McDonald’s now

[@xHaloxReviewerx117x]

What a time lol I watched these every morning during high school and summer breaks

[@fryingraijin]

It ended half a year before my apprentiseship did, guiding me through highschool into my adult years. What a ride

[@mrburnout]

I still watch these to calm down and I'm 28 now

[@Jupiterninja95]

AMIR: You know how you're always like, uhh, "What time is it?" (chuckles) JAKE: I've never said that to you before.. in my life. Jake and Amir: Itinerary, release date 1-24-2012 timestamp 0:30

[@wariyoshidirector]

I knew there'd be a comment like this. I just knew it.

[@acgm046]

6 am Day after Christmas A boom uh uh......

[@hass9510]

"You wizard. You warlock"

[@paul_warner]

*JJKAE

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@acgm046 it's about a fun vacation

[@wesleylitalien4562]

The two people walking by in the background of the opening shot really killed it!

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

This is such an iconic episode, so many great lines "Call me Jake" "You know how you're always like 'what time is it?''" "Poetic License" "We all know you have notoriously small wrists" "I'm beefing soy!"

[@coffin7904]

Noone has wrists this small they'd be dead

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

JJKAE

[@DanielLopez-jl7is]

“Nah, bad you” is another legendary one

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

@@DanielLopez-jl7is aka

[@DanielLopez-jl7is]

@@MonzennCarloMallari it’s so comforting knowing after all these years, the community is still as alive as ever. It brings me to tears of soy. You go into any of these comment sections and you find hilarious comments with tons of references you’d only understand if you’ve seen all the videos 😆🫡

[@FilipTheMVC]

"Call me Jake" It takes about 20 seconds including the intro for these guys to make me laugh =)

[@RVCIpodHelp]

With 6 seconds of awkward silence

[@thatquietkid]

Amir made “Call Me By Your Name” cool before it even came out

[@jefferysparks4431]

"Where did you get that vest?"...... "It's Jeans!"

[@biz.limpkit]

Jeffery Sparks of jorts.

[@StarInvasion999]

A jest even, if you will

[@SwitcherooU]

Wait, I thought the “of jorts” joke was a Geoffrey the Dumbass thing, which definitely didn’t exist four years ago. Is “of jorts” older than that?

[@dropout]

It's always painful to cry.

[@MrBradshawbenjamin]

Word

[@coffin7904]

You changed bro

[@arrows4910]

@@coffin7904on god

[@seanA416]

Tears of soy

[@rupertcornholio209]

You know how you're always like, uhhh... "What time is it?"

[@Claire-ht2pd]

Well, it's time for me to get you a new watch. . .

[@placenamehere953]

i've never said that

[@petrichor04_]

This is a Rolex. It's a Rolex buddy.

[@lucyanne9626]

+Someone Nonexistent ...well it's time for me to get you a new watch.

[@Mugsi]

+Sam S ....I've never said that you before

[@kyleOWillFixIt]

This was the best web-series ever I think. From the first episode to the last it was great. Nobody has ever come close. College Humor never made anything nearly as good, even Jake and Amir's later series never quite matched this one. Even the ones from Headgum that played with similar dynamics and styles. The perfect storm of the right people, right concept, right place, right time.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Watch CollegeHumor's series Full Benefits. It's really good; people in the comments constantly obsess over it

[@OhplsAndrew]

_Shoulda gotten him the deluxe package..._

[@deathboy1248]

"Jake" "Amir" "Call me Jake."

[@firstnamelastname4752]

*Absolutely* not.

[@michaelholtz599]

"Call me Jake." "Absolutely not."

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

One of my favourite lowkey, underrated moments in the entire series.

[@WrittenOffski]

I love it at 1:18 when Amir is all " Fuccckk offf "

[@MySleepyHobo]

"nobody has wrists this small, they'd be dead" is so unnecessarily funny

[@alanahsiu2748]

"Nah" *grabs collar* "Bad me I know" "Bad you" Been waiting for that forever, why havent I seen this one before

[@AniVaroni]

ahh yes, that time of year where I go down my annual Jake and Amir rabbit hole.

[@MegaAdmiralAckbar]

I love Jjkae and Amir.

[@ffsf739]

Is this the episode in which the notorious tears of soy were born?

[@a.g.m.s_1916]

No

[@jonnnnniej]

You know which episode it does?

[@LaffTwous]

I know I'm just a hardcore J&A fan, but anyone else notice Amir is wearing the same clothes he was wearing in the 30th Birthday episode?

[@jonahesty]

+Laff Twous the vest is also in Brownie and Ice Breakers

[@Seb2323]

+Laff Twous This happens a lot. If you watch episodes in order you can actually tell which ones were filmed the same day mostly by the identical outfits they're wearing. The Jean's vest has also been constantly used for the "Bad you" jokes

[@ThrillaWhale]

+Laff Twous You wizard. You warlock.

[@alxjones]

+Laff Twous I just noticed this too, because 30th Birthday is the next in the KZbin queue

[@Ekvitarius]

Same hair style and beard length.

[@phastings1]

you might think its a joke, but i once knew a guy who cried tears of soy and we ate him.

[@brandonbrock282]

***** ITS MADE OF PPL

[@fryingraijin]

Sick dude

[@dropout]

Heads up, we're making A LOT more.

[@chrisstubbs4355]

Make more then

[@yummydirtproductions]

@@gyattrizzV please

[@fryingraijin]

@@gyattrizzV vaguely

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

@@fryingraijin theres a disconnect

[@sadiegray3032]

They played it by year, clearly it won’t last for ever

[@theyouth2000]

Amir is so handsome here 👍🏻☺️ No matter how psychotic Amir is, I swear, the fact Jake still entertains him EVERY freaking time... if that’s not 💕 I don’t know what that is.

[@dwakeling1]

Jake and Amir: Itinerary 00:30 Jake: What time is it?

[@cl9282]

"Dreamwatch" "Jake is struck by the awe of this moment" just imagine Amir writing this cracks me up.

[@Daniel_Boni]

The part before Amir says "Jake" is so good

[@holdthelight11]

those first 30 seconds are genius....the faces amir makes and his delivery is freakin genius

[@Spamzmoar]

The attraction is getting stronger between jake and amir every episode LOL

[@oayabacnhoj6855]

I want a friendship like Jake and Amir

[@TheCooderix]

Yams.

[@95Jemo]

wow... bad.

[@MasterTrlololol]

James Higgins Nah...bad you.

[@windrainziyi]

I'll be your friend.

[@MuffinSparkle]

I have a mate that's like Amir. Literally every day I find a new similarity. So far, the only difference is that he's not 31, he doesn't publically assault as many people (just me), and he's not Jewish. I'm not exactly Jake. I would say my personality in most social situations is similar to Pat from Two Best Friends Play. The Adventures of Amir and Pat (not Cassels, he is a nerd), coming soon.

[@skyelarmurray2109]

Jjkae crying soy is a mood lol

[@Levyaton]

"Nobody would have wrists this small, they'd be dead"

[@jigglycarollo805]

Now that I've gone through film school and gotten a degree in screenwriting, I feel like I can truly laugh at the "that's too much scene direction" joke.

[@gmb1423]

I would've been grateful for the Rolex

[@redcom25]

the_watch_collecting_guy pssssst....that's the joke.... Edit-Oh, your name makes that even better

[@noamtoledano7312]

the_watch_collecting_guy amir doesn't just give gifts... he made jake pay him 80 cents for cookies

[@gmb1423]

noam toledano please watch some of my videos

[@noamtoledano7312]

well played.

[@lucasdaniele3143]

"Jake...Amir...Call me Jake." I lost it XD

[@frederickstuart7495]

Lol you know your a fan when you know what’s coming @2:21 😂

[@avalon343]

6 years in and we're still here.

[@mb_2174]

I was crying tears of soy watching this

[@CZnoob]

Jake and amir videos are priceless and never get old, they are like these mickey mouse comics that i have, you may have read 'em through 100 times but you will still come back to them. Quess that's why me and my buddy have both watched jake and amir videos at least 2000 times when they only have 500 :--)

[@daninbox]

1:07 - Amir had this gift in mind since Jake asked "What time is it?" in ITINERARY.

[@WWEVoice101]

Right. Jake didn't remember cause he was half asleep.

[@trickyricketts]

Because I grew up watching these, one of my favorite small touches in anything is saying something at the same time as someone else and adding “yeah!”

[@cuteygirl949]

they are so cute, like you can tell by the way they talk that they aren't acting, they really ARE close friends, & ik they aren't gay, but they're soo cutee

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

Every so often the phrase "tears of soy" appears in my mind and I just have to rewatch this video. ...Tears of SOY ...hi hi hi

[@cowgrll]

I love Amir's hair in this video.

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

:49 Jake's lip lick of confusion/frustration reminds me of Hank Schrader's lip lick of anger

[@TheSanityX]

For those of you who are wondering. This particular Rolex watch shown in the video is a Cosmograph Daytona Yellow Gold Champagne 116508. It goes for around $40.000 if you buy it from an authorized dealer. Amir is loaded.

[@DirectorTaffy]

So *THIS* is how the beefing years of soy thing came to be

[@brosephmg9808]

I liked the actor who played Jake in the 2012-2013 episodes of this series better. New Jake is such a poser.

[@Undeadfrog1]

it's not the same guy?

[@moshimaster]

Undeadfrog1 *sigh*

[@TheSatan222]

They bring that one back later on.

[@crazypienugget]

I thank they should do a re-do of their very first video. i think it would be cool to see exactly how far they have come!

[@ferrosplice8460]

I love Jjkae and Amir

[@aHondaaa]

Ahh. Adding the outtakes to the end of these videos are a nice touch

[@ianoshea4744]

This may seem random but I'm looking for an episode where Amir gets hit on forehead and starts bleeding badly and says "yah sliced yah really diced me"

[@louismckee1805]

it's the one for baled birthday where he gives him a coupon book. On my favourite day of the year... your birthday

[@MrGhostbusters1996]

Called "birfday" my friend

[@brettk8230]

It's your murphday! Eat your murphday cake

[@LimLamOfficial]

I don't wanna!

[@kalebg.7507]

Currently on my like 10th pilgrimage brothers. Have to watch all the episodes again. At least once a year.

[@AirSofter241]

Who the hell wouldn't accept a rolex

[@AirSofter241]

LuffyWanted ...touche...

[@blue123456ization]

Jake

[@BenjaminGoose]

A Sassy Boy Slap Grow up.

[@BenjaminGoose]

People who aren't materialistic and actually appreciate what people give them?

[@dustydinger5762]

BenjaminGoose Grown down.

[@Joshuaying]

the "help us!" part cracked me up way too hard

[@Vegnas]

Those who played "Binding of Isaac: Rebirth" and got the "Soy Milk" power-up at least once will be much more amused by the whole "crying tears of soy" thing. ...or at least I was...

[@s.o.k.1393]

Jake did actually ask Amir “what time is it” before. I think it was in the Itinerary episode.

[@Rachel98246]

Wow, even Amir ships Jjkae and Amir! xD

[@acanthe3]

Open the frickin drawer! Open the frickin box! That bit was so perfect from amir

[@bbuerk9193]

Jjkae is just mad he didn’t get the deluxe package

[@TheHaloCEfan]

Was so hoping someone would do this, thank you!

[@Nanoyamicas]

Doesn't it seem like jake was a bit irrational in this one? Still a hilarious sketch as always though.

[@EmgoFilms]

I have no idea how you migrated all these videos to the IfIWereYou channel but thats awesome, dudes.

[@thomasjennings3834]

WTF soy beefing.

[@spleej4180]

There's another sketch about beefing

[@Bamo4792]

so pumped I knew he was gonna say "bad you" when he popped his collar.

[@wesley2936]

Is this the origin of "Crying tears of soy"?

[@tFighterPilot]

Yeah

[@tFighterPilot]

But not the origin of JJKAE

[@jesusthroughmary]

I mean, pretty obviously

[@canadmexi]

Beefing

[@wesley2936]

@@jesusthroughmary 👎👎👎

[@ugoogly5000]

For everyone leaving these comments responding to me, you are all incredibly amazing, every day when I log on and see these and I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You are guys are the awesome ones, stay beautiful wonderful internet people!

[@MikhailKalashnikovMiG]

Doesn't Amir kind of remind you of Adam Savage from Mythbusters?

[@22jeffstreet11]

Master Debater no

[@BlindGuardian050]

Call me Jake..... Got me so bad.

[@heipaadegsauenshaun]

A Jacksfilms comment sent me here.

[@marvelouschester3018]

Tears of soy!

[@cloud_and_proud]

+Sondre Lundhaug Andresen Same.

[@nagywywy]

Same.

[@gilly_axolotl]

What was it?

[@sackbob]

Sondre Lundhaug Andresen same

[@h.rpickens1699]

The perfect series to rewatch during quarantine

[@thegoldensubway4182]

Reddit boys wya

[@davidjames4097]

I don't know how it is possible but Jake and Amir just keeps getting better.

[@yousaid4026]

Soulmates 👬💞

[@thevanityproject6480]

An underrated part of this is when jake says ‘help us!’ What help is he looking for?

[@LoriWolfcat]

Why did Jake get mad about a Rolex?? And what ethnicity is Amir?

[@Ekvitarius]

Dunno and Jewish

[@CarlMarxPunk]

He is mad that Amir's obsession with him is so strong he would buy a rolex for him

[@dvirc218]

he was born in israel, and then his family moved to the us

[@jeromealday614]

@@jflanagan9696 That's racist.

[@jflanagan9696]

@@jeromealday614 Its from a Jake and Amir episode. Plus, i think being Jewish is considered both an ethnicity and a religion, but not a race. Stop with the knee-jerk buzzword reactions.

[@Alyssac0013]

I think this might be my favorite jake and amir video.

[@SUPERGAMINGwat]

АРМИЯ ЭЛЬДАРА ТУТ!

[@artemoff85asf]

десантируемся в этой ветке!!!111

[@artemoff85asf]

Накидайте быстренько смысл ролика, плиз... в основных чертах понятно, что про дорогой подарок, но все же...

[@RockonHawk]

hahaha this is probably my favorite silent exchange in the intro out of them all.

[@arrows4910]

Call me jake

[@ArmanZaidi]

ITS A ROLEX

[@CameronBaba]

why do i remember this episode being like 7 minutes long lmao they fit so much content into so little time

[@ЕвгенийОнегин-ы2ы]

Если ты от Эльдара! ставь лайк!

[@LoydAvenheart]

WRONG, their is a HIGH chance no one will come to my funereal.

[@TheFaregas]

"Nobody has wrists this small, they'd be dead" ..... I'm dead ?

[@ollielewis2096]

I love it when jake calls amir buddy :D

[@shtech99]

That picture of Jake at 1:38 looks a lot like the album art to Train's debut album

[@pillowmcblanketson6909]

I can just imagine the amount of times Amir would mention his dad moving away...holy shit that's alot

[@DoctorX17]

I miss these guys

[@01kanefan]

Legends of the hidden temple prop behind jake loved that show

[@Penguinz13989]

This is so funny even after all these years. In fact it just gets even funnier

[@webb428]

You need to just keep making these and Badman episodes. Gold

[@Silverwind87]

"We all know you have notoriously small wrists." "Nobody has wrists this small, they'd be dead." Shoulda thought about that before you stole a wrist strap from a dollhouse.

[@AlkisenSuper]

Are you NUTS?! "Jake & Amir" is probably the only reason I'm subscribed!

[@winslowwidd79]

HOLY SH*T! Amir rocked the jean vest.