Jake and Amir: CEO

[@Sener]

The point of this video is that Jake goes to raves.

[@martini7117]

On a Tuesday!

[@banana13775]

Jeff Smith Tell em when it was!!!

[@m93samman]

IT WAS A TUESDAY! And he fingered a cat!

[@devin_so_devious]

m93samman he fingered a cat?? why

[@gozzilla177]

@@m93samman I thought he hooked up with his cousin and it's unbelievable because it's a very popular club and Tuesday is the 6th hardest day to get into it!!!

[@hermonjack]

"...in fact, permission to sit on your face" "denied" "rehired" "KIAH"

[@oscarsaris3183]

"Wow, gay name" Gets me every single time.

[@CpttCanada]

Right? And its so true.

[@gazzamuso]

Why

[@Winteramen]

@@gazzamuso *Randy*

[@felynecomrade]

Amir was demonstrating level 10 brutality here.

[@URKillingme100]

+felynecomrade I say 12.5 at least. DJ Trump could learn a few things from him.

[@felynecomrade]

+URKillingme100 Never heard of that fool. I hire DJ Shmu-Mu for my parties. He pressed play on Spotify and fainted.

[@OhplsAndrew]

He can't help it if his Yelp reviews suck!!

[@slycooper459]

Batman that's the one thing he can help!

[@thomasd3104]

Out of 12, but still, he’s never been at double digits before!

[@thomasmacdonald8735]

"I'm not afraid of the sun rising and setting tomorrow because I know it's going to happen." Really good quote

[@canicallyoujimZSN]

I quote this all the time, and I've just researched this many years later to come to realise this is where its from

[@BrianMagnan]

A rave? Must have been a Tuesday.

[@CyberKirby]

Damn, did I accidentally walk into a rave again?

[@katzen3314]

Wow, Jake got into a rave two separate times... ON A TUESDAY? That's like the 4th hardest day to get into raves excluding weekends.

[@michaelh13]

I tossed the salad of a duck at a dave

[@theopenmouth9695]

Brian Magnan CRIMSEN!

[@JeremyHoffman]

So, the easiest day to get in, except for Monday?

[@baljot1231]

"Welcome to hell. Population... two." hahahhahaha jesus christ Amir

[@jesusthroughmary]

+Baljot Bhatti savage af

[@surelock3221]

He really made a joke of them, he really did

[@jingerstorm]

more like satan

[@leonthethird7494]

population 2 because it's both of them or becuase its her and her baby?

[@satincartoon2213]

@@leonthethird7494 probably her and her baby, considering two things, first that'd hurt more, and second, when he points at her, he flicks his finger up and down at her, kind of like pointing at her when pointing up to her face, and at the baby when pointing down to her lower torso

[@mrcs38]

I'd love to see Amir run a company as this cruel CEO and how evryone is trying to cope with his crazy and unpredictable style

[@jingerstorm]

go watch the office with steve carrell.

[@turbofish95]

Go watch Tesla with Elon Musk

[@dixiecronin7791]

Basically the US today...

[@aidanVids]

the new headgum series is pretty much that

[@Silverwind87]

Amir secretly _is_ the CEO, he's just fucking with everyone. Especially Jake.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love the way Amir casually says "wow gay name," and she just ignores it

[@HandsUp12100]

"How'd you know she wasn't pregnant?" How did Paul know she said she was pregnant, it was never mentioned when he came into the room! lol

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

Maybe it was a setup

[@luisvalencia7939]

@@ReidTheRulesGuy it was a goof………..ruth

[@michaeletzkorn]

It’s all a dream

[@groyperfuhr4871]

jake was too high and mentioned it to everyone he saw in the hallway

[@joffreybaratheon747]

"Permission to sit on your face?" Oh god, that killed me.

[@BenjaminGoose]

***** because he doesn't want poo on his face

[@djcatecholamine5483]

Joffrey Baratheon Because he has a keen sense of right and wrong and a true gravitas about him.

[@simonhailom2477]

No, what killed you was hubris

[@aaronbertsch4397]

why are you afraid of that? why arnt you sure of that? Im not afirad of the sun rising and setting because i know its gonna happen.--Favorite line in this skit

[@d-dub-m]

favorite Amir line ever

[@brennan4159]

Will saying "its not my place" in every appearance is my favorite easter egg. Never noticed until my 3rd rewatch that he says the same phrase everytime

[@popcornfilms1]

And the man eats his own shit

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@popcornfilms1 why aren’t more people talking about that

[@starchington]

@@TimmyMcGowan it’s not their place

[@stamps53]

i fuckin lost it when jake showed up at the end

[@leoh2502]

Who? You mean Frandy?

[@OverSizedMidgetES]

Leo Heinsuo Randy*

[@Crurvid]

Tyler Reeves Hahaha I tried to thumbs up your comment but I couldn't click it cuz I was shaking from laughing so hard at Jake

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Tyler Reeves He revealed his true form

[@DrOwenWalters]

OverSizedMidget Brandon?

[@theoriginalgeurilla8223]

"permission to sit on your face?" "Denied" Fuckin LOL

[@ayusha149]

hired!

[@NYStateOfMind986]

"randy doesn't know yet" "wow gay name"

[@TheBritishPeople]

"oh man i'm high", had me rolling on the floor.

[@elendiel]

Yeah, the way he sells it is incredible. Also, I've had this thought many a time when I'm trying to talk to someone while high, I just never vocalized it like this =D

[@DaMilkManMan]

Ha “Rolling”

[@Winteramen]

I think the best delivered line in this whole video

[@rupertcornholio209]

Jake looks so god damn comical when he bursts in

[@AndreCrema97]

I call someone a “godless ass, trash man” at least once a week because of this video

[@pvshka]

At work, I presume?

[@HarveyHirdHarmonics]

To the atheist donkey who collects your garbage I presume?

[@jingerstorm]

amir has always been insightful on these things.

[@jingerstorm]

+jingerstorm also how do you just find out your six months pregnant.

[@thagrammarnazi]

+jingerstorm Some people don't show or feel any signs, there's actually been cases of women going to the toilet (thinking they need to go) and dropping out a baby because they had no idea they were pregnant for 9 months.

[@dextergrey5747]

What a shit start to life. GET IT.

[@martinshoosterman]

Thats an urban legend dude.

[@henlypoop]

-Permission to sit on your face? -Denied. -Re-hired! -KYAAA!!! Oh my god I fucking lost it. lol

[@RomrotMechanikos]

Jake at the end was the best part

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

Amir would actually make a good CEO with that heart of cold

[@monty3335]

Heart of cole

[@NYCybertruck]

My heart. It’s cold.

[@colddodo6431]

actually, the phrase is “hearth of old.”

[@memsterboy12]

The boss asked "how did you know that she wasn't pregnant ?". But he never heard her say anything about being pregnant

[@SalvableRuin]

Because the rest of the episode made so much sense... haha

[@leoh2502]

How did the boss know she said she was pregnant? -To be honest, memsterboy12... He didn't! Hahahahahahhahaha!!

[@Thebabam22]

memsterboy12 she also said she was 6 months pregnant when she is incredibly thin lol

[@Byzantinius]

+memsterboy12 It seems likely that Amir imagined the whole thing.

[@jacobcorbin1]

+memsterboy12 Right?! I noticed the same thing!

[@GrindUnity]

oh man im high

[@Winteramen]

I think the best delivered line in this video

[@ssoonnyymm]

Uip

[@bencotton9156]

"Wow, gay name." Amir has put all Randys on blast.

[@jenniferch3ck]

"im high" is one of my favourite running gags of this series

[@armitx9]

mary j blige ain't got nothing on these pipes

[@seancunningham8571]

Love the insults that Will and Amir throw at each other. “Godless ass.” “Prince! Thief!”

[@TheAtmosfear7]

"Your life is over." Looooooool xD

[@LeeroyJenkinswin]

lol amir actually being relatively sane

[@mohammedsarker5756]

a rare occasion.

[@CharanH]

mohammed sarker A rave occasion.

[@HandsUp12100]

Not really though, right?

[@e13kid]

@@HandsUp12100 Well he was being really blunt but he was telling the truth.

[@Varooooooom]

@@e13kid this is not blunt lol this is being an asshole

[@greenhound]

this is the best episode

[@rightbrian]

I'm still here watching this.

[@CharcoalSparks]

Leave me alone

[@ThrillaWhale]

I love the ending.

[@steve9893]

one of my favourite episodes

[@inuzuka15sama]

CEO: "Hey amir how did you know she wasn't pregnant" Me: " How did YOU know she was pregnant?"

[@bookedroomer]

one of the best jake and amirs

[@lakishajenkins]

This is one of the best.

[@orion10x10]

Yoo this aged really well 😂 wtf, randomly popped up in a playlist for me

[@Beaudunk]

Kyaaaah!

[@y2kblackout]

"Hey Amir, how'd you know she wasn't pregnant?" Hey Paul, how did you know that was what she said?!?

[@TheBleepings]

Epic

[@lucascunnane268]

This is a trip into Amir’s dreams

[@jamesrw2004]

Proof that amir ain’t no simp

[@Sener]

528 people do not have a gravitas about them.

[@ShadowLegend300]

I love how CEO just randomly knew she lied about being pregnant without anyone telling him what happened

[@mosesmujuzi548]

Paul: "Rehired." Amir: "QUYEEEAAAHH"

[@TheDarkTetsuo]

You posted the most helpful and objective comment I have ever seen. Thank you for your service.

[@Souleater787]

"I just found out I'm 6 months pregnant" Amir: *stares at her completely flat stomach* .... oh?

[@whynotgio]

I think this was one of the best jake and amir episodes.

[@whentimestarts]

"Welcome to hell population...two" LOL

[@finncameron7032]

This is the edge that 2020s J&A lack

[@RoIIingStoned]

Jake at the end topped this off perfectly

[@wherewhenwho]

Best one i've seen for awhile. Brilliant.

[@rnjbond]

Speaking of pipes, I'm high

[@LouisTaylorLife]

This is the best video you've made in a while

[@YourFavoriteDerp]

high jake is high

[@DReynolds_OG]

YourFavoriteDerp speaking of pipes, he's high.

[@Woodshadow]

sprinkle some of that weed on my doobie

[@jackparker8148]

favorite jake and amir of all time!!!!

[@Ros1369]

I watched this 3 times and just realized it’s Jake at the end. I was so confused about who that was and how he got in there.

[@stingersfury]

I was enjoying this so much, then realised I hadn't seen Jake yet, then the video was still awesome when I did see him. Thanks, Collegehumor! :)

[@IsabelleQuigley]

I'm sorry but the part EVERYTING after Amir says, "Wow, gay name.." is perfect!! hahaha...man...Jake and Amir is my kind of humour!!

[@purplemonkeyelephant]

One of the best episodes ever

[@johnnyzargar3918]

2:42 Amir is doing the fetty squak

[@mikestriker1991]

this episode is one of the best

[@HeeminGamin]

Why is this episode so... different... it looks like it had something that happened before it (and possibly even after it) and it feels out of place... Am I missing something?

[@michaelkopischke8072]

I like that it's kept a mystery as to what Amir did. It was clear something huge and illegal but it's a lot funnier being left up to our imaginations.

[@blakeroe7]

Amir has some smooth logic at the end but at the start he's all funny lol XD

[@ExplodiumYGO]

How did the boss know she told Amir she was pregnant?

[@TheTslat]

To be honest.. he didn't

[@risktaker141]

when he asked "who are you" she explained it to him.

[@ExplodiumYGO]

Ultron IV rewatch, she never references the pregnancy

[@blockhasher7957]

because he's a real ass nigga fam

[@sasom7274]

One of best episodes

[@juventusfcrules]

You just know JWitz has been on that sweet icky, that dank sticky, that oregano shit.

[@joemoore1998]

“To be honest… I didn’t” 😂 lmao this episode has so many questionable lines

[@nathanhebert3891]

I need a gif of "gyah!"

[@HaloBoy74]

'Amir wins' episodes are my favorite episodes.

[@McBaller96]

I guess when Amir isn't around Jake he's likable and not socially awkward..... i feel weird

[@counturblessings1179]

Amir only like this when he gets a taste of power.

[@J___0926]

Love that it’s “Jake and Amir” and Jake only appears for two seconds at the end😂😂😂

[@123Lucuzz]

"Randy doesnt know yet" "WOW gay Name" am i the only one who laughed at this

[@CpttCanada]

+Luke Pilon Naw buddy it's hilarious because its so true.

[@SalvableRuin]

"How did you know she wasn't pregnant?" boss was never told that she was claiming to be pregnant lol

[@isaacsipp-alpers7756]

Has anyone noticed how much Amir looks like Dan? It's so creepy.

[@TheKingFriday]

*Den

[@dax1234564]

Jordan Friday Ben?

[@Gundam00257]

***** Ken?

[@Jsfun]

***** Wren?

[@Annaromeos12]

XTheGamingBossX Shen?

[@GFYSTWICE]

this is the best amir has ever done hahaha, the sun thing got me good

[@AllCanadiaReject]

Can someone explain to me why people are asking people to explain sexual innuendos to them?

[@wasonnnn]

Best Ever!!! More Jake & Amir!

[@stamps53]

KYAAHHHH

[@becauseican66]

Amir has really outdone himself this time. Love it.

[@mohammedsarker5756]

imagine a video cross-over between smosh and jake and amir.

[@Foolbool_]

Smosh sucks though.

[@rileyfortune8825]

Matthew :D No, Smosh doesn't suck. This was an opinion, and you shouldn't state it like that. Don't take this the wrong way, but their thirteen million subscribers and myself would disagree. Thanks for your time.

[@rileyfortune8825]

No, I was just trying to be nice, man. Sorry if that's wrong.

[@Catmandooooo4U]

bud I liked smosh too... and then i turned 8.

[@rileyfortune8825]

So you must be younger than 16... you shouldn't reveal that on KZbin. Yet, I found out by your comment. Plus, even though I'm old enough to say I shouldn't watch Smosh, I'm still immature, so I tend to laugh at their jokes. Still, I love them, point across. I never meant to start a big hassle.

[@iliasasdf]

This probably was the best one in a long time.

[@Abbe235]

"wow gay name" YOUR NAME IS AMIR SHMUEL

[@Randyy1]

I know, right?

[@drprofcapt]

Enough, dude. That is absolutely enough.

[@ffhefhewfehifeihefihefehef5216]

I thought it was Blumenfeld? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Blumenfeld ???

[@ArvisSc]

AkilZodiac excuuuse......

[@FilterBySubgenre]

Albin S it is a gay name

[@mannymmv]

About time you guys had a good one, I was beginning to doubt your comedic abilities ;)

[@X37BEX]

What's her name

[@rvind92g]

+X37BEX Siobhan

[@JustJordanLive]

Julia mattison

[@URKillingme100]

+X37BEX Marilyn

[@darrenpuccala1550]

Wow gay name

[@MrZeustersmith]

The funniest Jake and air I have ever seen lmao!!

[@Darth_Xionn]

I want to know what Amir did.

[@xXxNinjaPenguinxXx]

They just keep getting better and better

[@BernardBluth]

Amazing seeing a girl who is truly both at once. I hope she keeps up acting as she has a lot of potential.

[@Mikachu-ow1un]

Best episode in an long time!! Great one!

[@jhonnygat1]

0:26 made me do this

[@VolantisAcedia]

You trash man...

[@jhonnygat1]

You Prince

[@Openyoureyesify]

Best video in a LONG time!!!

[@moro526]

jake was at a dave

[@rnjbond230]

"You're so ugly when you cry" What an Archer line!

[@AwesomeRepix]

I know it's not my place.

[@Conmon115]

2:42 “KYA!”

[@zacharymanuel9124]

How did the boss know she was faking pregnancy? Illuminati confirmed.

[@kiryuchan137]

0:10 is that the guy who gave a TEDtalk on how to sound smart in your TEDtalk?

[@billyfox6368]

It is.

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

Ah man I'm high

[@thattotally]

One of the best.