Jake and Amir: Bitcoin

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[@dropout]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[@mon929]

that vid was shit

[@cavefish]

For first time, I think it's a great idea to be like Pat Cassels in this short ^_^ P.s.: BC is in fact traceable :-P

[@cavefish]

So .... at the end did you really changed offices???

[@mon929]

please l2speakenglishbra

[@cerberusincorporated6861]

Don't tell me what to do, CH. I'm my own man who can make his own mistakes.

[@jesusthroughmary]

Knowing that they made this when 1 BTC was $450 hurts my soul

[@Winteramen]

It's four hundred fifty ... . .. ... Cash . . . Jackash

[@Brett733]

Same but it's part of life. I once had over 1100 BTC when they were at 2 bucks and had like 100 tokens seized in the first Pirate Bay 1.0 thing and another 40 or so in the Evo marketplace scam. My friends messaged me when it hit 20K and then again at 50K congratulating me, assuming that I had just hoarded them and was now gonna retire. I only saw BTC as a way to make anonymous purchases on the dark web. It often depresses me thinking about those bitcoins but then I realize I would have just sold them off at a small profit. Well, at least I don't have a drug problem anymore. lol

[@Jazz-on]

Wys

[@ErsterFebruar1988UR]

man when amir said i love you i fucking lost it

[@1989theblacknight]

Jake is only weird when other people are around.

[@thatasiankid45]

I love this! It's such a throwback to the Ipad episode

[@dewhirst69]

59000 dollar and rising.

[@BlairinTM]

Amir gets a daily airquote allowance of 3.

[@WOOHOJEHA]

Wait when did Pat go to LA?

[@mig.z]

Probably no one wanted him in New York and did the same thing to him just like they did on Amir.

[@wildreams]

I thought Jake and Amir is in LA?

[@HeresZachy]

Day 1042. Still not amused. I'm not sure how much longer I can take this. My only chance is to wait for another episode of Precious Plum.

[@Gazonkie]

for anyone that didn't get the reference, this is almost exactly the same as the 'ipad' jake and amir episode

[@1MoreWin]

Love jake randomly turning into amir

[@timwhalen4323]

why is pat castles in the la branch now

[@To0ViPeRCo0L]

A bit coin crossed 10 grand this month . So those 12 bit coins are a lot of money .

[@Reqsy]

i like how pat is under the impression that cash isn’t traceable like each bill isnt serialized

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

Amir LOVES Jake omg

[@JACOBFLARSEN]

iPad episode throwback!

[@imDan11l]

Amir was right

[@YoojLauj]

...damn...its 9000 now...

[@GodOfTheeGames]

My *Brian* hurts so much after this... Bashtards...

[@zawwee88]

450 dollars, you are a little late. 622.21 USD. When did you record this video???

[@1989theblacknight]

Probably a month ago, because all their stuff on KZbin is a month old.

[@borderal4693]

It had to be after February 25th which was around when Mt Gox crashed. They were actually around 450 dollars after the crash soooo.

[@gvecc3472]

It goes up and down, $1000 at one point, then went down to $40

[@zawwee88]

yeah it is 611.00 now.

[@borderal4693]

Gianni Vecc It has actually been stable for a few months. It hasn't gone up that much or down that much in a while.

[@griffithposting5894]

if only 13 year old me knew it was possible to buy a fraction of a bitcoin, i remember watching this on what mustve been the 11 March 2014 and thinking 'the ships sailed, im not gonna be able to buy in now'

[@henrz7425]

24 grand now

[@leena6615]

I say “I made the three; it was from downtown” an unfortunate amount of times considering no one ever understands the context and there’s no way to naturally fit it in a conversation.

[@Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

i cant even handle Amir @ 1:28 - 1:34 LOOOOOOL

[@IllegalAlien1029]

Guys look up Jake and Amir: Ipad. It's like the exact same video, Lol

[@polreamonn]

Pat totally hacked Jake's Bitcoin account.

[@Huardo]

Its amazing how amir used to be the social if you watched from day 1..and now jake has pretty well become amir. He has no friends and he fights to be relevant and normal around regular people due to his over exposure to amirs abnormality.

[@Huardo]

Social reject.

[@caYmaii]

amazing, i watched ipad the other day for the first time in years, then came across this hahah

[@MiceHendrickson]

I like this one. I really do. Things got real

[@Komati]

Jake and Amir, never dissapoints! ^^

[@LigerZero1985]

didnt they moved to cali? or pat moved to there as well

[@Kangforchange]

I'm so confused but still amused

[@nickwiley9647]

I thought they were in L.A now??

[@kennethpoole6796]

Ahead of there time

[@nachos401]

Jake bought 10 btc at $1200. That's a $12,000 initial investment, Currently it would be worth $38,800 323% return isn't bad. Jackashh.

[@UberJamesMan]

Nicholas Maurice Except he lost them all the the Mt Gox hack. Amir's coin in coinbase, on the other hand...

[@Gabriel-mf7wh]

He actually bought each for 120 dollars, 1200 total, and Amir bought it for 100 dollars

[@Aomicplane]

@@Gabriel-mf7wh "Didn't you buy like 10 bitcoin a few months ago when they were selling FOR 1200 A COIN" 1:02

[@gabrielgan369]

Bitcoin bull run 2.0 so now it’s $10,600, so he would have $106,000 now, with a ROI of 883.33%, not bad

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Nah. He panic-sold them every time it crashed, and then panic-bought them back every time it bubbled.

[@letzgetphat3433]

never seen amir happier in my life

[@DendyJungle]

Letz GetPhat it was the highlight of his life

[@dixiecronin7791]

Well, except when he had a girlfriend. Of course, Jake took her from him, so...

[@zeenbean2135]

Did Jake just pull an Amir on Pat? Dying

[@RowBlanka]

Zeenbean nope its douchy insecure jake

[@Rikoshima]

"that weird bullying was the highlight of my life" i love when amir is too honest lmfao

[@leekyoverhere]

Almost 9 years later and this still makes me smile of you

[@SajidM12]

You jackash

[@lifequotient]

Imagine buying at $450... goddamn

[@wolfgangouille]

I bought at 600 :(

[@alex_squeezebox]

I love when Jake acts all weird and Amir thinks it's hilarious and mimics him like that but then he realizes Jake is kinda crazy. What are some other episodes where he does that?

[@noobjetz]

all of the insecure jake videos. best ones are oscar pool 2, chinstrap, earrings and jakes new shirt

[@ThrillaWhale]

Alex Shor Watch Jake and Amir iPad. It's pretty much the same episode.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

***** Very different ending, though.

[@ciircuz]

+noobjetz or the one with the waaaaay to tight pants lmao, the muscle tee etc

[@dhvsheabdh]

+noobjetz corduroy pants

[@ResettisReplicas]

I'm beginning to think this is a rather unhealthy relationship

[@Exletion]

Beginning? it has been unhealthy for a LONG time. they still cracks me up though lol

[@pietervanderpol3497]

Exletion I believe that was sarcasm

[@spicymemesspicydreams2870]

Resetti's Robot Wars Replicas yeah. I think jake makes it more unhealthy as well as Amir though, Amir says that he does all this stuff but jake is like an asshole who likes to make Amir cry and Amir as well as having a god complex, puts jake on a pedestal

[@lukerichardson3976]

Really? I don't see it.

[@ethownzbh]

It's containing two toxic entities so it's healthy as far as everyone else is concerned.

[@aidenw2426]

If I invested when this came out :,(

[@JasonKlein97]

You should have invested when you wrote this comment.

[@bigt1877]

Jason Klein lol for real

[@rebca_]

@@JasonKlein97 I should have invested when I liked that comment

[@SuperFlamingBanana]

This aged well

[@CJPrinting]

A bitcoin is worth 3 grand now... Amir knew what he was talking about.

[@riedstep]

CJ Printing now it's like around 5 grand haha

[@nikitabaranov8220]

ITS 5400 already

[@thornclawofwarriors]

8

[@svenniepennie4237]

10K, boys. We did it. Well, some other people did it, I dont own any bitcoin.

[@zacharygray2912]

11k now

[@AsianDawg46]

They did do a bitcoin sketch.

[@dusk565]

Excuse you.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

Excuse?

[@OhplsAndrew]

Excuuuuuuse

[@dusk565]

Absolutely, excuse you.

[@HankusTheTankus333]

escuuz

[@jman6587]

Seeing Amir’s joy at Jake mocking Pat is the best thing in this series.

[@T1J]

I like how they pulled the bait and switch, thinking that amir was going to be the doofus for this episode then it got turned on its head

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

They kind of both are in this one.

[@MNZGamin]

glad you can uncover the simple plot line you racist

[@ThaArabScarab]

Menzy Good Job replying to a 4 year old comment with a response that makes no sense.

[@MNZGamin]

HeaveScreed lemme band you the two Ls you just unlocked. 1) why mention it’s 4 years old as if that’s a diss saying the comment means nothing if you’re literally going to give it attention? 2) literally click on his channel, he’s either a racist or a race baiter. if only you were smart ):

[@ThaArabScarab]

Menzy Is there a way to turn these unlocks off? Probably in the settings somewhere...

[@smellsfishi]

17k later...

[@radgoncan]

Amir is right about everything... Trump, Facebook, Bitcoin...

[@THEZWARRIORWAR]

8k*

[@trevorrichardson9939]

3ish k... Hahah

[@timwinter1529]

"Oh!.. you're heav,.. you're heavy." "No I'm not!" Haha best part

[@BurningRoman]

Anyone here after watching NFT?

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

These rewatches are redicky-donky

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

Then let me down. Because you let me down.

[@samabbott18]

They knew

[@surelock3221]

I considered buying some bitcoin when I saw this in 2014. So mad I decided it wasn't worth the effort...

[@starfox300]

that was one of the funniest they've made in a while

[@wickkidda]

what even just happened

[@amphetaminedaydream]

Would never have guessed that this would be one of the most important videos I ever watched

[@sewicaan]

Why? You bought the coin?

[@dood610365]

Oh boy this skit aged like fine wine.

[@sparkymist]

The joy on Amir's face when Jake started acting crazy was priceless lol, he looked so happy.

[@TheEzzyMaster]

wait what? why was Jake acting like Amir? and how did Pat get to LA? and and why did Amir have to give his bit coins to Jake? and why did he have to pick Jake up? wtf happened in this video?!

[@Ibrahim-zy2di]

Jake turns into a douche when he's feeling insecure, he's not acting like Amir

[@inaureoled3780]

No, he was acting like a nerd, that's why he put on the nasally voice.

[@dingo9696]

+Iamyourmom wrong

[@thorlafrance7107]

I love the expression of happiness on Amir's face when Jake caves and admits to bitcoin.

[@GregTurismo]

Bitcoin is worth 50 grand now. Amir knew what he was talking about.

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

$20K now...

[@GregTurismo]

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Still. A goose.

[@ImSquiggs]

0:44 for the best Jake impression Amir has ever done, hahah. Pretty sure it's a straight up voice clip of Jake

[@ExplodiumYGO]

haha a throwback to the ipad episode, love it

[@CameronBaba]

I distinctly remember highkey blushing the first time I watched this when Amir said "I love you" at 1:10

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

Danger QD well, you don’t really get to pick what makes others blush lol

[@qtf0x]

Doesn't Jake sound like Seinfeld at 1:43, or is that just me?

[@francescasciandra2136]

Vincent Marias omg I just noticed that

[@RicoTimeless]

My first thought lol

[@LooneyDude]

0:45 Amir impersonates Jake perfectly...again.

[@rosegfx4840]

so true and what do you mean again?

[@LooneyDude]

Rewatch "One Almond". After Jake says "It's bad", Amir will say "Well, don't just say 'It's bad', ok?". When Amir says "It's bad", it sounds just like Jake.

[@LooneyDude]

I know.

[@dragkilla32]

***** lmao

[@TamirOulu]

***** You Jacaaash!

[@PossibleDeadChannel]

imagine Amir sold it in 2020-2021 kinda time.. he was really ahead of his time, as was Jake stealing Amir's bitcoin

[@CarlosAtwell]

Hmm, tad confused. Thought they shipped Amir to LA and Jake decided to stay with him. So why is Pat there? Then again, didn't the whole CH move to LA? So the Amir thing was just for kicks then?

[@charliegordon2308]

Yeah I'm really confused too.

[@prehistoricweasel]

yes, they all went to LA. Jake and Amir are skits not life

[@billybobjoe198]

Rhotoku Yes they are jackash.

[@Draikenx]

Wait I thought Jake and Amir moved to California. So why is Pat there?

[@KushalKshatri]

yeah this doesn't make sense

[@Silverwind87]

Pfffft. Bitcoin can't buy you a one-week trial of Caps Unlock. Dogecoin and LeNewMemeNiceMayMayManCoin are worth more than cash! One LeNewMemeNiceMayMayManCoin is currently worth 451 CASH! One Dogecoin is currently worth 420,450 CASH!

[@slowbrochamp703]

+Albert Nave quiet you jackash

[@Silverwind87]

slowbrochamp You're the jackash, JACKASH

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

what the fucking cringe

[@Silverwind87]

JoshLikeCrazy Add this to your cringe compilations.

[@jakegod8115]

1 bitcoin is worth 17,000$ now

[@Pringlesman]

1 bitcoin is worth $6,382.50 now.

[@YogiXXL]

Pringlesman back over 10k

[@BitcoinOverdose]

back down to 6300

[@qtip3998]

Under 4k now

[@Jakefillpot]

8k

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love how Jake and Amir can sometimes put their differences aside when it comes to screwing with Pat.

[@Trackstar800m204]

Okay, I made the three...it was from downtown..

[@DubstepFromGod]

Jake is starting to look old

[@natedoggydogg247]

which sucks because he's not even 30 yet.

[@DisturbedOneX]

You would too if you sat across from Amir for that long.

[@beautysupplyinc]

DisturbedOneX underrated post

[@Kalology]

The underlying relationship of Jake and Amir is showcased in this vid in such great ways. So much of the feels.

[@rainawareness1495]

How is Pat there? Didn't he stay in the old office?

[@kylieh6304]

he died there, this is his ghost

[@ArvisSc]

how did pat end up in this office? I thought Amir & Jake were the only ones from the old office here.

[@RandomDude0321]

Pat is everywhere. He watches over all of us.

[@kearnzterz]

"Let me down, cause you let me down" literally lost it

[@kangjj1]

did anyone read the description with amir's voice?

[@logancox6548]

I always do.

[@StationOutlook]

This is absurd

[@Rocketmanrun]

Bitcoin is now worth $32k sooooooooooo

[@lambdaaa9750]

Back at the all-time high for Bitcoin... starting to look like Amir was right all along

[@flyforce16]

lol nope

[@lambdaaa9750]

@@flyforce16 btc was at like $400 when this was made so… yes

[@Darkmatter105]

FUCK, if I could go back....

[@AugustineKar]

And as of Feb 13 2021 it's worth $47,005.00 USD

[@mikeisfine]

i can't believe that bitcoin is worth over 7,000 dollars today.

[@JasonKlein97]

boy have I got some news for you

[@froman46992]

Wait so Pat moved to LA as well?

[@GrindTheIdiotOnline]

Let's all promote Bitcoin, it is the future of money and economy

[@jj6051]

What makes it better?

[@RobThePlumber]

Thomas Anderson I noticed you left out "it can't be stolen". That was one of the "its better than cash" excuses two months ago. WTG Jackash!

[@pozkodeth]

Rob The Plumber Well, it was never one of the "better" than cash excuses.

[@WhaattUpp]

In January 2022 its now worth $41,000.

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

Now half that

[@polo619652]

Coming back to this to say that if Jake saved his 10 BTC it would be 600 grand now. From 1200 to 600k. What a champ.

[@Morbidity100]

This was hilarious!

[@KanesTheName]

Hmm. Not one of their best.

[@carlospokorski6825]

I personally love when jake acts like that

[@uarebuttwhatami]

There's a comment like yours on every video.

[@nofran5325]

Yea go watch Pokemon instead..

[@NeezMyDew]

NofraN Pokemon > Jake and Amir

[@KanesTheName]

***** Everyone has their favourites and least favourites I guess. I'm not saying this one's bad, just... not one of their best in my opinion. And NofraN I'm not sure what your point is. I like J&A, this just didn't make me laugh as much as some of their other stuff. I don't know what's wrong with Pokemon either.

[@OfficialCDJ]

Wait...Pat's in L.A. now?!

[@LucasBlaney]

amazing! "I'm proud of you for standing up to that, uh... really weird bullying."

[@billyhicks9013]

It’s funny that Amir can sound exactly like Jake when he’s mocking him. Imagine all the things he could do over the phone and on the internet while impersonating Jake

[@KanimiGAMING]

I am so confused right now

[@Woodshadow]

Wow bitcoin was so cheap back then. I love how people are still trying to convince each other that bitcoin is actually worth something and not just a speculative dumb meme. This was definitely a few years ahead of it's time. I think 2016 was when it really started to take off in popularity. Bitcoin isn't going to take over the world.

[@Pedakin]

I don’t know what “memes” you know about. But it’s currently worth 45k each coin... Gold is literally just a rock, nothing has value unless we as people put value on it.

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

@@Pedakin It's now worth less than half that. Gold doesn't have that kind of volatility. Also, physical gold does have some utility.

[@tristantristan5896]

If only I had listened to his advice

[@Niskrr]

I wish I would've listened to amir in 2014.

[@charliepeck]

Lmao bitcoin is almost at $64,000 now

[@FireFoxProductions578]

Always believe ur dumb friend

[@davidjames3948]

Lol. Lmao

[@charliepeck]

@@davidjames3948 this didn't age well