New scroll, who dis?? Make sure you watch this week's / ja exclusive to hear all about Amir's Thanksgiving plans for this year!
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@DoctorX178 ай бұрын
I love how Amir is basically an entity that lives in both of you, lmao...
@PickleJello8 ай бұрын
There's definitely well-known Amir dialogues that were actually written by Jake, but were better for Amir to say.
@chrism458 ай бұрын
@@PickleJello They all were, all Jake and Amir is written 50-50 they don't write for each of their own characters.
@michaelfujii23178 ай бұрын
Turns out Fight Club was actually based on Jake and Amir.
@danielsos98248 ай бұрын
this brings a lot of credence to my theory that "Amir Valerie Blumenfeld" is in fact a sort of sentient thoughtform that can possess certain people.
@thehyphenator8 ай бұрын
Everybody's name is Amir Blumenfeld.
@Joe_SN8 ай бұрын
Jake just improvising the cops coming to the door and asking questions with a rhyme for every single Chris is mightily impressive
@chrism458 ай бұрын
He's a great writer.
@nooa8598 ай бұрын
And actually a golden mic worthy rhyme for this coy guy!
@geekroom23658 ай бұрын
He truly is the Pinch in these situations
@elis73938 ай бұрын
The only rhyme was with Chris Pine
@JeremyHoffman8 ай бұрын
Also "sense" and "evidence"
@karmaheaven78 ай бұрын
An improv scroll for these men so droll makes Santa say: “They deserve coal!”
@karmaheaven78 ай бұрын
I tossed an iguana’s salad-at an ugly sweater party!
@karmaheaven78 ай бұрын
I’m trying to say I have friends with cool pets
@ejoshcoron8 ай бұрын
Even if one of the brothers Chris give her away doesn't mean I can't be the best man!
@SeraphsWitness8 ай бұрын
All's bare in shove and floor. Not to be passive aggressive.
@Chris180Z8 ай бұрын
I think we're long overdue a scroll video by now 😂, it's no longer lazy writing / rise and repeat when it becomes a cult classic!
@darksaintparker8 ай бұрын
Jake and Amir still being friends and going strong makes me so happy and gives me faith in humanity
@virg0_lem0nade8 ай бұрын
"Chris Pratt's gone missing? Well that's no fault of mine"
@centigradz2centigradz2898 ай бұрын
Them laughing along makes it even funnier.
@johnc82098 ай бұрын
The outtakes of the old janda and the headgum stuff is the funniest stuff
@awsmguy1757 ай бұрын
i like amir doing the jake bits too ‘so you do need wine’
@CeaserMadrazo7 ай бұрын
I love how naturally they come up with new material, having done it for so long.
@jewelnelson63378 ай бұрын
They've still got it. Love watching their material.
@Phnx88 ай бұрын
Ok you have to do more scroll episodes now
@Gravitics8 ай бұрын
They said eat chris pine, i said no thanks im fine
@mhc7067 ай бұрын
Dammit y’all make some of these episodes. This was hilarious
@dylanjwebmusic8 ай бұрын
Number 3: Go to work. You don't have to attend Thanksgiving when you can go make a living. And why eat that gizzard when you can walk through a blizzard. Do you think a gizzard is a bird? Yeah it's a fightless turd, exactly right (not saying this is that good, it's just some stuff that came into my head)
@PyrofreakStudios7 ай бұрын
Be careful you don’t get Thomas Crown affair’d with all that art in your head
@yourenotthatkai39208 ай бұрын
LOVE IT ahhhhhh y'all are amazing
@xHaste8 ай бұрын
These divas are aging like fine wine
@xXimakidXx8 ай бұрын
wait, that last jake bit was so good lol
@WorkerBeeSupply8 ай бұрын
Always love to see Jake’s goofy side come out 😂
@bobxyzp8 ай бұрын
Number 3, turkey stuffed with Pine nuts for me!
@hypnoz1238 ай бұрын
We need a Jake scroll video babababa-baaad
@Jizzle908 ай бұрын
Definitely need to make this a skit so we can see it from creation to reality.
@Sweet_Dee8 ай бұрын
I want a new scroll episode delivered by an unhinged Jake!
@kylebower81678 ай бұрын
That was masterful.
@1Poiuytgfdsa18 ай бұрын
Number 5 was legendary
@GregTurismo7 ай бұрын
Jake is really good at this
@JayGC7 ай бұрын
Number four - “SURE I ate Thor, but after Chris Hemsworth I couldn’t eat any more!” “Same guy, and obviously you could eat more”
@mcgruder228 ай бұрын
Damn Jake's got some skill!
@1tabsam8 ай бұрын
Number Ten. It’s not here nor there not now nor then. Now take one bite and throw it in the bin Number Nine. Cook up Chris Pine. I’m sure he’ll taste real fine. Over a fire if things are dire Number Eight. Grab a plate! That’s right, cut in line, yes I’m sorry I was late but I need food now for me and my good mate before it gets too late Number Seven. Is this Heaven? I seemed to have past out and now it’s half past eleven. Will you pass me a slice of ol Chris Evans Number Six. These weren’t a good mix. I’m feeling sick. Someone call 911 quick!
@jdlacroix13288 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kelkanta8 ай бұрын
I think Jake might be a poet
@thomaspatton97347 ай бұрын
Oh man, I wish you guys would film this as a sketch, just one more job for old-time's sake.
@elis73938 ай бұрын
One of them was to eat Chris Pine. I mean what is wrong with you?
@374jr8 ай бұрын
This one needs to be a skit with douche Jake 🤌🏽
@SeraphsWitness8 ай бұрын
Did I miss the part where Chris Pine is an Avenger?
@cometmoon44858 ай бұрын
It's pretty funny how there are three huge Hollywood Chrises in the MCU and the ONE Chris that he picked to call an Avenger happens to be the one who was never in an MCU movie
@SeraphsWitness8 ай бұрын
I feel like that's a prime opportunity for a joke in this sketch. haha@@cometmoon4485
@andrewodonnell82198 ай бұрын
Top ten animals to run away from, by Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: Number 10: run from a goat named Glen! You’ve goaded this bovid oh too many times, and Glen wants out of his pen. He’s adorned with two pointy horns, which he finds using to be amusing. Don’t take part in this semi-satyr satire, dodge those scimitars and pray amen. Number 9: dine with a swine. Just leave him be to enjoy his treat as you escape nimbly on your feet Number 8: Rhinos are great. But a flat tire on an African safari makes your heart rate inflate. Mamma mia, you’re stuck in Tanzania! Don’t let this spiky bison see you stranded! You only glimpsed the liability waiver, whose warnings were candid. Number 7: Go to heaven! Chase a cherub, annoy an angel, or even tease the big G-O-D himself! Just don’t come crying to me when you’ve got the lord’s army tracking you down Number 6: Politics. Rhinos are great, but let’s talk donkeys and elephants. If they outskate your gait you await your fate, and oh no! You’re back at those pearly, pearly gates! Help me God please please I’m sorry for calling you names, the past is irrelevant, does your yard need to be raked? Number 5: Stay alive. Hooray! Hooray! Yahweh saved the day, it’s fall time high in the sky and this God guy needs leaves to go bye bye. Rid the lawn of the tree’s spawn and your life will go on and on and on! Number 4: This chore is a bore. I don’t want to do this chore anymore. Bind me in chains and cast me to Hell, to evade Satan’s beasts for eternity’s spell. Number 3: Fun for me! These little goblins really like me! Run and hide for a fiend to find and when it’s your turn to seek... listen for their squeak! Check the molten magma creek Number 2: Run away from a shrew And number 1: Go see the sun! Climb that ladder to heaven and get off halfway. When you’re back on planet you could run from a gannet or dammit just give in and let nature consume you! Don’t run from creatures, let them be your teachers, and most importantly, have fun.
@non_brewed_condiment8 ай бұрын
who is chris pine???
@arceus300018 ай бұрын
why is this better than all the actual new episodes