Off Days: Thanksgiving

Amir's weird eating habits continue to baffle everyone at the network.
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[@T1J]

my favorite thing about off days is you never know at first who the dumbass is going to be

[@nasr7341]

"rendered those memories a thing of the flask" is actually a genius line

[@superneko99]

I have nothing to be thankful for. Except a few succesful business ventures and a lovely wife.

[@juandiegoprado]

mae You have none of those things

[@zainio]

@@juandiegoprado kick me while I'm down!

[@PalaceIV]

@@zainio Well why all the sadness? Why now?

[@Thegbear]

I love how everyone gets the lines almost right

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@PalaceIV I just got a letter from myself! Sent to me when I was 12 years old as a part of 6th grade class project where every student was supposed to send a letter to your future self. Turns out, every single student sent a letter to me... Yeah, 28 different letters that all start with the same sentence "I hope you're not alive to read this" How do you think that makes me feel?

[@fyukfy2366]

im more than ok, im devastated!

[@Cannonbombtv]

that was the clearest reference to jake and amir yet

[@fyukfy2366]

@Jamie it feels grey

[@cwhouse328]

At least his old man didn’t offer him a grilled jizz sandwich this holiday season.

[@s.p5159]

The back of his freakin face

[@slycooper459]

Ben's Body-Double yeah the back of his freakin face!

[@markkittel44]

@@slycooper459 at least he has a dad.

[@slycooper459]

Mark Kittel ...I have a dad

[@markkittel44]

@@slycooper459 talkin about Pat.

[@zerosenpai2874]

"I'm worst than ok, I'm fine." I don't know why this is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂

[@The_Moss-Man]

I’m going to use “I’m worse than okay. I’m fine” for the rest of my life

[@MisterPuggles]

Five years later, I wanted everyone to know that if a dude goes "I'm fine" that means he is about ready to call it quits

[@dixiecronin7791]

Jake didn't want to wish us a Happy Thanksgiving? Weak, dude! Weak!

[@dontplaynojames]

He waits for the post turkey day to offer split pea soup

[@fyukfy2366]

THEY DIDNT HAVE YAMS?!?!?!?!

[@Mop19]

Everything is bad except for the yams!

[@Mop19]

@Ty Hays I don't want to eat the yams! I don't like yams!

[@mirvha714]

@@Mop19 What about the yams!? The yams!

[@Richard-fy8se]

GET OUTTA THE STREET YA YAM!!

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

Not the yams, i hate yams! Awee yams!

[@albfresco]

it's like they walk into work and decide "ok who's going to be the idiot today"

[@utterlyj1277]

This is the closest we've seen to Amir's original character in a long time. Glad they can still bust him out once in a while.

[@GINOVONNI]

Im worse than ok IM FINE Yup

[@Caffeine.And.Carvings]

was hoping for the line from an old j&a skit. I'm worse than okay, I'm devastated

[@GINOVONNI]

Toffsen100 no lie i was here trying to think of it and i just had a brain fart thank you for calling me out.

[@QuarkGluonPlasma]

Geoff's little smirk when he says "I don't care about that, what did you eat?"

[@blushingfrieza]

You should listen to the headgum podcast on spotify or wherever. Geoff runs the bish and it's like he's on a friggen game show, but not a lame show

[@siiimooo]

Now I’ve gotta eat the yams!!! 👊

[@matinr3528]

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[@FREEGEMS]

Simone Da RE This wasn’t part of the yam plan.

[@Business_Skeleton]

@@FREEGEMS yam plan, thank you ma'am

[@KevyGLevy]

I'm more than okay. I'm devastated.

[@InSpades0]

What this needed was a top ten alternatives to turkey by Amir Raymond Blumoir.

[@markkittel44]

You know turkey's a pretty important part of Thanksgiving.

[@michaelaa163]

How are you gonna have bird love for a pheasant you’ve never heard of?

[@joshxkerrigan]

i deserve so much more than this.

[@insertname7583]

Riley was being really coy in this episode

[@s.p5159]

Totally rhombus

[@Rtab12296]

Amir mishearing his own random name is peak Headgum content and I'm so here for it

[@blushingfrieza]

It's honestly the reason ive been coming back to this video for years

[@mikemcglasson1286]

That's Sawesome Dude!

[@killerkueen]

"Years of retail therapy has rendered those memories a thing of the flask" LOL goddamn that actually got a bit too real but also, pixie stick shavings... pixie cupped cravings.. and a BLT! Hey ill drink to that!

[@Jonbutter]

i love how Amir seemingly forgot everything he said about his aunt sleeping with Harvey Firestein a second after he said it

[@Starborn23]

Oh thank Jebus. I've been craving some "Amir" Amir on Headgum so much. Please PLEASE include the OG Amir into scripts. I beg of you.

[@DeathMetalheadish]

Love how interested Geoff seems to be.

[@Kollman2812]

Sanctimonious Reilly has to be one of the best subtle characters you guys do. Likes she’s right but in such a patronizing way.

[@zombiemastahlive]

Happy Thanksgiving people of Headgum California studio! I wish you all a great evening and a fantastic weekend

[@plasticbutler]

Thanksgiving is a hard time for Amir. His dad used to throw the gravy boat at him and it would hit him right smack at the back of his face.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

I cannot wrap my head around "pixie stick shavings"

[@Craisins]

Taupe!

[@awesomeguy2009]

Might as well be Snacks Part Tree.

[@Dradeeus]

They ate lotion, aka....... so much that his dad fricking MOVED.

[@balls261]

Johnson and/or Johnson slayed me.

[@ATJ253]

My dad hated yams so much, he freakin moved! Yea, exactly rice!

[@gshak33]

A thing of the flask

[@signal1538]

I like how everyone is weird in this one

[@Littlemissbow41]

with say it with me...a side of sauce

[@daaaayyumm3214]

spectacular. really a work of art. they are poets for this

[@DatsMac]

Amir's more than okay, he' devastated!

[@AmmyTeo]

Lol the jacket from patreon audition

[@TheArchsage74]

Amir confusedly trying to recount the cheating story is fucking hilarious

[@DansVox]

This is absolutely the most nonsense an Amir rant has ever contained.

[@DeathMetalheadish]

And I love it.

[@DoctorX17]

If anyone asks, there's no way I could ever explain why I like these videos

[@jimmyjones5607]

This is the Amir I know

[@user-xg8cc1gi8n]

Amir is back!

[@Phazon8058MS]

This is some bona fide, classic Amir. This is taupe.

[@bowsette_irl]

A Masterpiece

[@zachdcm722]

“I’m worse than ok. I’m fine.”

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

Is Shake Shack open in LA somewhere today? This is important.

[@agistoni1894]

I'm more than okay! I'm devastated!

[@TheBlistard]

I would have died if at some point it was "with a side of..... YAMS"

[@erickmatthewlynch2058]

Amir has become unhinged.

[@askariyaw]

I'm more than okay; I'm devastated!

[@jcdrummerz96]

Off Days: Thanksgiving, aka Snacks 2.5

[@liamtbh9864]

resonating with i'm worse than okay i'm fine.

[@max_jimenez]

JOHNSON &/OR JOHNSON STYLE

[@IAmAndrew1]

I'm not sad, I'm devastated!!

[@konquerer]

I'm better than ok, I'm devastated! My dad blasted me with that sweet sweet moisturizer so hard he freakin' MOVED!!

[@davidhurst4883]

No tears? Yes problem!

[@mada1241]

Damn, no yams? This feast is a sham.

[@mada1241]

A jest at best.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Snacks galore factually!

[@yeahk241]

No tears? Yes problem.

[@eelvis1674]

I'm thankful for this video... WITH A SIDE OF SAUCE. In a hat.

[@lukedog80]

Love your videos so much

[@theopenmouth9695]

YES DUDE

[@aronsteinn9245]

Jesus Christ this reminded me of 2012 Amir.

[@porphyrienne]

Im gonna start using "a thing of the flask"

[@rocksaregray]

the youtube algorithm should really reward these guys more

[@WilliamThee4th]

I ate J&J as a lil kid. Mom had to hide it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[@PlagiarizedG]

Headgum California is a real place?! Wanna randomly show up one day and be mistaken for one of Geoff’s friends. Overexcite the entire studio that I become the man Geoff himself, Geoffrey.

[@SeraphsWitness]

It's a hidden Snacks episode

[@v8revengemachine]

"Momma didn't raise no bitch." - Reilly Anspaugh, 2018.

[@GnarlyCharlievideos]

A thing of the flask 😂👌🏼

[@SeraphsWitness]

I like how you think it's going to be an off-days for Reilly and things take a very Amir turn.

[@DarshUK1]

Outtakes volume 6 when?

[@VoteWillows]

This is the most Jake and Amir episode of Off Days so far

[@nutmaster652]

this is the best one

[@MrBrightside6969]

Beat and tomato gnocchi with a side of sauce. Hahaha

[@the-boring-car-guy]

You'd think with all that weird food that it was at the gurewitch house

[@lucyanne9626]

That sweet, that nasty, that lotion stuff.

[@supert575]

Peaches and cream!

[@justinz9225]

As much as I do love the new crew, it is really nice to get a taste of good old Amir every so often. How about a jake and Amir episode once a month or something? Or does CH own the rights?

[@JohnnyKenny]

CH owns the rights, but that doesn't mean they can't make a jake and amir style episode of off days every once in a while

[@officialyakiclone1860]

When Amir is Amir Valerie 💝

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"My aunt basically blew Harvard Firestein"

[@austinwallick8744]

And now I’m craving Sweetgreen, thanks Reilly

[@economixxxx]

Can someone make a compilation of all of Geoffrey's taken aback scenes

[@mystuff8602]

This is a secret Snacks video

[@atkingofhearts]

His aunt “basically” blew Harvard Firestein.

[@lucasfawcett9981]

I’m just surprised he dad didn’t friggin move

[@Aryeh487]

Haha this is gold

[@RowBlanka]

I dont wanna eat the yams!

[@serjabdjabah8336]

That's right you heard it WRONG

[@QuarkGluonPlasma]

Harvey Fierstein

[@nderohan]

Amirs childhood sounds messed up!

[@Dradeeus]

The aoili did very little to help the zit situation (or zituation.)

[@jackc913]

Johnson and/or Johnson style- no salt at all

[@juandiegoprado]

Does anyone see the resemblance between Riley and the girl who played Nellie in The Haunting of Hill House? It’s uncanny!

[@davidcummins5302]

I'm better than ok! I'm gay!

[@arminahnoud9068]

I live in Encino!

[@HassHansson]

Johnson and or Johnson style

[@linkripper3902]

I'm worse than okay I'm fine