Jake and Amir: Kobayashi

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[@lucyanne9626]

I like to think that Amir totally made up the story, and that he just lucked out when Kobayashi actually showed up in the kitchen.

[@brandonwilcox7411]

Sam S That would explain his shit life. That much luck in one moment would affect his entire life

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

LMAO that's even better

[@franklinbadge1215]

Always gets me when Kobayashi says "Yeah" with Amir.

[@geekroom2365]

He also copies Amir's ability to put on glasses instantly when offscreen

[@HydroLion]

"did i stutter?" "yeah, a lot" "ye- yeah..."

[@maddiemai2249]

I like how kobayashi was supposed to be attacking jake but he's sort of just gently rocking him back and forth

[@Silverwind87]

I want Amir's instant sunglasses ability.

[@SuperPiposaru]

+Albert Nave who doesn't?

[@Silverwind87]

SuperPiposaru truuue

[@kkonstantinosss2]

It's really simple... You have to enunciate "yeaaah!" Just right.... It's in the magica satanus compedium evilus fuckus volume 666 page 667.

[@Silverwind87]

kkonstantinosss2 Never heard of that. Can I torrent it?

[@Silverwind87]

kkonstantinosss2 Not taking chances then.

[@theducksneezes4987]

"this is sweet man… can I feed him" poor Jake…

[@stxdude830]

You forgot his lil chuckle afterwards

[@kevinfarrell9304]

when kobayashi shoved the hotdog in jakes face i fucking lost it

[@TheXboxReviewer]

He does it so violently

[@Silverwind87]

If Kobayashi tries to force feed you wet hot dogs, make yourself bigger. *Reading Rainbow sound*

[@meechivelli]

Don't you mean "The More You Know" ?

[@niklasthepirate]

This isn't the funniest Jake & Amir, but that ending with Jake and Pat? Comedy gold.

[@mixedmartialautists]

niklasthepirate I like it a lot, for only 2 minutes id argue its one of the stronger ones in terms of bang for your buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buck

[@Gna-rn7zx]

Reminds me of Hardly Working: Age Hierarchy ; funny sketch, but the highlight is Josh at the end ^^

[@niklasthepirate]

@@Gna-rn7zx "Hey, do the seagull"

[@ShatteredDimensionz]

Lol this just means that Amir's stories are true....I'm afraid

[@thetradefloor]

I liked the ending scene where Jake and Amir were talking and Kobayashi was sitting down. The sunglasses going from Amir's to Kobayashi's face and back between cuts was a nice touch

[@ferrosplice8460]

Bro I'm gonna touch you fr 🙏

[@sxybeest52]

"So here I am crashing a quinceañera like my name was Martín *scoff*" I'M LITERALLY DYING

[@starfox300]

lol that really is Kobayashi

[@insolentish4529]

Thank God you came to help Captain obvious

[@banjoarefood898]

@@insolentish4529 how DARE you. Captain obvious was here 5 years before you and he'll be here long after.

[@marcusmilton1]

I didn't know who Kobayashi was before. Thanks for actually verifying it...

[@chrisasaam9209]

Insolentish ASS

[@starfox300]

​@@marcusmilton1shut it

[@chilisbeandip1133]

Kobayashi looks cute in this

[@aurorajarvis5502]

Yeah... who would have thought the worlds greatest competitive eater would be so hot

[@aboutashow]

Riiight?

[@ridanann]

lol id feed him a hotdog 😉

[@mshevchenk]

I really want to know the middle of the story.

[@johnhernandez875]

mshevchenk I

[@Bomber_Ted]

MAKE YOURSELF BIG!!!

[@Devosimms]

This episode makes me believe Amir was actually telling the truth about everything but just wanted Jake to trust him instead of needing proof.

[@SquidStorm22]

Kobayashi putting the sunglasses on cracked me up.

[@MyNameIsntGabriel]

YAMATE!

[@that_one_momo_guy]

MAKE YOURSELF BIG!

[@ZeusPluchinoish]

+Felipe Montealegre wha, he's not a bear

[@marciosarmiento3301]

Well here i am crashing a quinceañera like my name is Martin...LOOOOL!!!

[@DendyJungle]

Sounds like a rap

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Martín

[@374jr]

😂

[@dropout]

It's me!

[@EMoneyDJ]

Wait...did no one really reply to this comment for 6 whole years???

[@zabba7461]

EvansFilmsProductions Delete this.

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

Joseph M He makes a valid point.

[@ryeguy01]

He does, but he broke the chain and must face the consequences.

[@tomcrawford6996]

CollegeHumor not anymore lol

[@MurphyMoose94]

i love when amir breaks into his crazy stories,i dont know how they think of some of these expressions and analogies but its genius

[@Megapixel8063]

After much thought I've decided this is the first episode I'm gonna show to my friend, I think it really encapsulates the series.

[@jonnnnniej]

And, is your friend a fan now too? :D

[@DivaRoach]

I was thinking that too.

[@yazeedh3005]

anybody notice kbayashis wearing glasses at 1:51

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

Yeah

[@user-oh5gz4ue6r]

Yeah

[@OutlawZv]

Technically Amir was right when he said Jake forgot to take his douchebag pills. When you take headache pills its because you HAVE a headache right?

[@KK426LH]

Headache pills? I take painkillers instead..

[@OutlawZv]

Ok what do you take when you have hayfever?

[@jackfisher589]

***** anti-histamines

[@S1m0nSaysP7ay]

***** Is this you Amir?

[@michaelmyers5183]

Carbon Monoxide but "anti-depressants" would kinda imply that they get rid of depression. I'm on your side about the Headache pills giving you a headache though

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

So by Jake's logic, if I forgot to take my migraine pills, I don't have a migraine?

[@Zenbeau]

Jake's saying they would have to be called "anti douchebag" pills for them to not make him a douchebag

[@Profy00]

Right and a flu shot gives you the flu

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@Zenbeau But the pills to fight a migraine is not called an anti migraine pill

[@Zenbeau]

@@hittingyouoverthehead that's right. but thats how some medications are named.not all of them are named the same. there are anti-anxiety pills, anti depressants, anti-psychotics, all made to stop you from getting the symptoms you're getting

[@mevicky100]

@@Profy00 it kinda does though, lots of people get flu symptoms after a flu shot

[@alexbram2064]

So amazing these are all on their own channel now.

[@Halokon]

I love how you can never please Jake and Amir fans. Every episode is always the best and the worst they've ever done.

[@jackdavis7614]

Jake truly does have a soft spot for Amir. He said stop talking to me and then a second later said for the rest of the day because he is entertained by Amir on some level and doesn’t want it to end

[@kenjisugawara1260]

duudee i just got a jake and amir ad for this video!! 2 for 1!

[@Phazon8058MS]

***** I'm rich!

[@brandonwilcox7411]

PhazonSpaceSystems James, bitch!!!

[@skillmyster666]

the fucking "did i stutter" joke gets me the most in this one

[@Idivyde]

I miss these so Damn much

[@punkrose1047]

I really like this one for how it comes full circle xD great job guys!!

[@PettyPranks]

This is why I will never unsubscribe!!! Brilliant! ...by the way, when "CollegeHumor" replies to a comment...who is it?

[@user84074]

hi its me amir

[@smokejc]

it's me.

[@rainingglass5554]

Are you still subbed?

[@McleodSniper]

@@rainingglass5554 asking the real questions

[@ABRAsylum]

@@rainingglass5554 Let's be honest, Jake and Amir was the only reason to be subbed to this channel back in the day

[@SantaCruzBeastMode]

I was not disappointed like the last few times. Nice job on this one.

[@xsoursipsoflifex]

This is my favorite one ever!!! Didn't expect Kobayashi.

[@joeyaktosh8294]

dragon maid

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

I lost it when Amir talks about crashing a quinceañera, and again when jake farts on Pat! XD

[@MickeyMyFriend]

dear jake and amir, never change. love, a big fan

[@waynusq]

This one was awesome! been a while since you guys had really good ones..

[@PettyPranks]

me....as in....?

[@pastelstars4372]

Did anyone else think of the Kobayashi Maru when you saw this video? No? Okay, I'll see myself out then...

[@piticea]

yap was a bit disappointed when it didnt came up ^^

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Jake and Amir are _always_ a no-win scenario.

[@faepropagandist]

That was deliberate. CollegeHumor does that a lot in Jake and Amir.

[@K1XK3V]

I like that you guys put them back to their original characters!

[@calebklingerman7902]

Did I stutter?! Yes, a lot

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

Based on the title, I thought the video was going to be about either Star Trek or The Usual Suspects. Or both of them combined. This was okay but they should do that next.

[@Niehm]

Same :P

[@RebornLegacy]

LOL! I also thought about the Usual Suspects.

[@matthewarmanasco3088]

A Jake and Amir video and say to myself: "Home sweet home...." under my breath, and I'm usually quite relieved when I see one of their videos. Just thought I'd share that with you all.

[@inT1Midat0r]

i cant wait to see the outtakes for this video!

[@lv85huenex]

inb4 new series called jake and pat

[@DendyJungle]

This proves all his stories are real. Especially the swine flu one

[@icantstopgiggling]

jake and amir- the reason i'm still subbed to collegehumor.

[@Wolfwitz]

I am seriously right there with you. I was expecting a full on Star Trek Parody.

[@sitch100]

The moment of disappointment when you realize this video isn't about The Usual Suspects...

[@ainst545]

I was actually expecting a Dragon Maid

[@tadshackles]

This is one of the best ones ever. SO GOOD

[@beeper361]

This is the funniest one good work keep it up

[@Adloquiem]

"YAMATAY" lmaoooo

[@kryn1030]

+Waifus n' Syrup Yamate*

[@Adloquiem]

lmao yeah i know, just the way amir said it tho.

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

Where's the Maid Dragon?

[@huncules]

That is the funniest J & A in a long while. Fantasimo

[@alchoochoo]

YES!! awesome jake and amir, keep it up

[@stevenfriedman2902]

I'm disappointed this had nothing to do with Star Trek!

[@grammel1271]

>dragon maid

[@maddogmatt44]

YES! FINALLY A NEW JAKE AND AMIR!!

[@greatestshowonpaper]

"he's not a bear" LMAOOOOOOOO

[@aluisious]

I've been studying for a test and watched this vid for a break. I looked at your comment and started trying to evaluate it as a c++ expression.

[@AmazingJunkie]

Hahaha great episode, good job college humor!

[@BetterDeadThanSorry]

This is the collegehumor that I knew and loved :D

[@Vincent4042]

Awesome! My ad was Toby Turner's Hot Pockets commercial!

[@PacificFrostMediaInc]

It took me a second. A second I want back, but never will. Thanks RuberSocks... Thanks.

[@mas502arc]

This was the first CH video that I've laughed at in a long time

[@peterburke8964]

goddamnit, ive been sick my abs hurt from throwing up so much and that last fart made me laugh so hard.....its hurts....

[@MatthewNJDavis]

Love the swapping of glasses in the kitchen

[@brettboi3730]

One of the all time best endings to a Jake & Amir video lmao

[@TheHottnessIsIn]

That was such a cool story, bro, that I am glad you told it again...

[@cat.a.lacking]

Dude the bear thing at the end got me icl, also Amir shouting yamate 😭

[@SayussVlogChannel]

YES! JAKE AND AMIR IS BACK!

[@coreyperdue1966]

Underrated episode

[@venechistes3405]

i always laugh histerically at most of the jake and amir videos, bur this one was sooooooo funny XDD

[@allsFair09noware]

Yay Jake and Amir I missed you!! Never change :)

[@ANigerianPrince]

I did not expect to laugh as hard and as much as I did.

[@LitteMissSunshine101]

"Did I stutter?" "Yeah...a lot" LOLOL

[@TheJohnOfJacks]

the best one they've made ina long timeXD

[@pandaluvr1994]

YAY! Back to the original roles and the world is not going to implode on us. *sigh of relief*

[@3rdeye1111]

The funniest one for a while

[@AthlonCAP]

They are back!!! Jake is Jake and Amir is Amir!!!

[@Nicklevel99]

i enjoyed this!

[@dahvieismydrug]

In all the jake and amir videos jake kinda has a perminant smile he's trying to hid...its adorable

[@powerpooch]

ohman loving this

[@crystalXDjune9]

LMAOOO I LOVE THESE JAKE AND AMIR VIDEOS XD

[@tristanscholl]

This whole comment thread makes me chuckle

[@222liquidmetal]

one of the best!!

[@patrimacc]

gotta say the sunglasses thing with amir and Kobayashi confused the hell out of me the first time

[@0truth0]

CH posts videos on KZbin a month after they post it on their CH site. It's to have more people check their site if they want to get the newest videos the moment they're uploaded.

[@Dragonking3787]

Aww... Pat is so kind X3

[@bobboo]

I saw this episode on their website, time to see it aga~~~~~~in.

[@sowoaje4088]

LOL..u guys are hilarious...just made my day!!!

[@ahersheykisses]

This is still my favorite Jake and Amir

[@littlebilly6946]

I always think I’ve seen every Jake and Amir and then I find like 20 I’ve never seen before

[@mancunianhardcore]

We need outtakes, and we need them fast

[@flameballification]

the fact that this uploaded barley 10 minutes ago and you comment was liked 102 times is awesome! lol GANK